- Guess what. One of my shows
is on the East Coast. I need y'all to come through.
- Now that I'm on the West Coast,
people are all getting together on the East Coast.
- Where is Chris? - Why do you give a [bleep]?
- Is the side piece here?
- Angelina, how far away are we from Old Bridge?
We can go check in on the side piece.
- [bleep] off. People always spread rumors about me.
Maybe I should say I heard rumor about them.
- Oh, damn!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Big girl with big boss energy ♪
♪ Big world, The people gonna remember me ♪
- Angelina, how far away are we from Old Bridge?
- [bleep] off.
- Oh, [bleep]. Oh, damn.
- Just let it go. Let's go on.
- Oh, [bleep] that. Like, I'm pissed off right now.
No, I'm just pissed.
The roommates always make up rumors about me.
And I think that they deserve a little taste
of their own medicine at this point.
I could definitely come up with something outrageous,
but, mmm, I don't know which one it's gonna be.
What about Pauly? He just kind of, like,
made a joke about the Old Bridge thing.
Or even freaking Jenni.
But you know what? Vinny's not here.
So at this point, I'm just gonna [bleep]
with him a little bit.
But what am I gonna say?
[laughs]
Like, what the [bleep] did you come here for?
- But this is a monumental moment for me.
I have something really-- - What? Are you pregnant?
- No.
- You [bleep] got somebody pregnant?
- No, no, no. - Mmm.
Yo, word on the street is Vinny got a girl pregnant.
- Oh, damn. - Oh, my Lord.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
My side piece didn't get anyone pregnant.
- Angeliners, are you serious?
Or are you joking? 'Cause this is--
- The streets are talking.
This is something that they always use all the time.
- There was tons of messiness out in the streets.
- Do you have a boyfriend? The streets are talking.
- Now it's my turn. - Oh, stop it. Really?
I'll be honest with you. I would have heard this.
The Investigations would have known such.
So I'm thinking to myself, this may be up a smudgery.
- She's lying.
Angelina and Chris are just so over
all the drama being about them.
They're like, "How can I get the attention off of us?
Let me make up a rumor about Vinny."
- I think she's pranking us, bro.
I feel really weird right now that Vinny can't be here
to defend himself with some crazy, outlandish rumor.
I'm FaceTiming Vinny the Keto Chooch.
Hey! What's up, side piece?
- What's up, my boo? - Yo, Chris misses you, bro.
- Congratulations, by the way. - Heard what?
- I heard you got somebody pregnant.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, damn! - Are you kidding me, bro?
First off, I don't even believe this rumor.
Secondly, I cannot believe the fact that, like,
Chris has the audacity to ask him over FaceTime.
Like, you're spreading a rumor like corona
was spread around the world.
- He's red. He's red.
- You can't get pregnant by the mouth.
- This rumor, I would think that I would know about it.
- Yo, these streets are talking.
- You would think that she would tell me
before she would tell Angelina and Chris.
Obviously, it's not true.
- Cheers to you, you [bleep] as*h*le.
All the roomies have said rumors about me.
So, Vinny, like, how does it feel?
- All right, bro.
Well, we all miss you over here.
We're gonna come check you out in LA some point.
- We miss you, Vin.
This isn't something you joke about, you know?
So I feel like this could make things even worse
between Vinny and Angelina at this point.
It's just gonna be a frickin' nightmare.
This is a real low blow.
- You miss me the most, you [bleep]?
- Angelina says, "[bleep] off."
- That was a very successful call.
- I'm just kind of speechless, because it's not true.
And it's gossip.
For people who, like,
want people to stay out of their relationship,
they're getting very messy in, like, another person's life.
- Are you missing your side piece?
- Actually, it's weird to be in New Jersey
without my side piece.
- But he has been more active in group chat lately.
- He has. - Which I think he misses us.
- Yeah, he misses us. - I think he misses up.
- Yeah, something's up.
He's been calling me an awful lot.
- You think he's homesick? - Yeah.
- I'd love to go to LA. - Yeah!
- Jersey Shore takes on Hollywood.
- Do I have to go? I don't think I'm gonna go.
- You have to go. - He'll be too excited.
- You will make plenty of time to see the Keto Guido.
- No, he'll [bleep] his pants if he sees me.
- Oh, man.
- So when Vinny first moved out to LA,
he was very, very quiet in group chat.
Like, you could tell he was, like, living his best life.
And now all of a sudden Vinny's crawled back
to us in group chat, and he's talking more.
And I feel like he misses us, and I feel like he's homesick.
Maybe we should go and check on him.
- Guys, I gotta get to it. Somebody gotta play the music.
- Yes, yes. Yeah, we got to get back to the kids.
- Yep, yep. - JWOWW, neighbor.
- See you. - Bye, guys.
- Romeo is flipping out.
- I know. We're on our way home.
- ♪ I've been going out every day and night ♪
♪ Looking for a fire to light up my life ♪
- Well, tonight was interesting.
They always got something. It never fails.
Angelina steps out of the drama,
and then she's like, "You know what? I'm bored.
Let me just, like, wheel some more back in."
I just--it's gonna probably become a thing.
- When the [bleep] did I make up a lie about you?
- It's not real.
- You can't sh**t the messenger.
- Say it to me. Say it to me.
- You're being an as*h*le now. - Isn't she tired of it?
- You would think.
- 'Cause everything they say is % factual
when they got no [bleep] proof.
Just like somebody said stuff about me
and that kid from Old Bridge. And now it's about Vinny.
Now he knows what it feels like.
They could say whatever they want about our relationship.
- Exactly. But what you say to them--
- Now I'm getting pissed.
Listen, I actually didn't even explain anything.
I was just making a joke out of it.
It was really my husband that [bleep].
- I heard you got somebody pregnant.
- So let...
Don't talk to me, Vinny.
Talk to my husband.
I'm so used to this [bleep].
Like, I'm just, like, it's another--it's another day.
It's another [bleep].
Let's go to Headliners. - I'm not going to Headliners.
- You sure you don't want to go?
- I don't want to go.
I'm tired anyway. - I know. I'm shot.
But I'm still going out!
- Of course you are.
- Angeliners loves the club scene.
- ♪ I'ma do it ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
- We're here!
♪ ♪
[light funky music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ We both had a hundred chances ♪
♪ Couldn't figure out the answers ♪
♪ We were doing different dances ♪
- Last night was fun. Very grimy.
They just manifest and throw [bleep] out there
and see what sticks or not. - Yeah.
- They thought it was like a dismissive prank.
I think that's [bleep] up.
- Why, though? What's the purpose?
- To draw attention away from them.
This is just very typical Angelina.
Like, she's just making something out of nothing.
She lives for the drama.
- That was so [bleep] up. That's [bleep] gross.
Where's my lawyer? as*h*le.
I will [bleep] you up, you stupid b*tch.
- Would you be mad if that was a rumor about you?
- Yeah, I would. I'm sure he is pissed.
- I want to move back to the East Coast.
- You're sold. - Really?
- Mom, I'm coming home.
- I really want to take a trip to see Vinny.
Let's try and keep this drama aside.
- That's a real rumor. That's not--
- That's not my problem.
- It's the thirstiest thing I've ever seen.
- Give me a break.
- What do you think, D? - [bleep].
- I think that I want to k*ll myself.
- ♪ One, two, show 'em what you got ♪
♪ Three, four I'ma drop it like it's hot ♪
♪ Getting money ♪
[phone rings]
- Hello. Hi. - Hi. You look skinny, huh?
- I do? Thank you. That's a compliment.
- No, really. A little bit.
- Well, that's why I had to move here,
because you fattened me up too much.
How's Staten Island?
- Staten Island is okay, waiting for you.
Have you made any friends there, Vin?
- I have friends. - Yeah?
- Yeah. I love being out here,
and, like, I am meeting a lot of people, getting opportunity.
But it's--you know.
- Planning to come home? - I don't want to say that.
It's just that I know this is where I'm supposed to be.
But if being out here makes me not see my family and friends,
then maybe I don't want that, you know?
Before I came out to LA, I've been going back and forth.
And every time I go back to the East Coast,
I never want to leave.
I don't want to be one of those uncles
that just, like, sees his niece a couple times a year.
Keep your phone on when I call you; you don't answer me.
It's like I'm calling you and it's like you're just like,
"New phone. Who dis?"
- What? - Never mind.
[Lil' Yamaha's "Bossy [Bear Vibes]"]
♪ ♪
- Hello. - Look who's here.
- Hi, Angela! - Say, "Hi, Aunt Deena."
- Hi. - Hi, boo.
- Angelina will probably
get here in, like, three to six hours.
- I know. She's always late. - Yeah, that's fine.
Honestly, I have super FOMO right now,
because there was dramers with Angeliners,
and I missed the whole frickin' thing.
- Vinny is pissed. - Well, yeah.
It's a crazy rumor to spread around.
- Is he?
- 'Cause I texted Vinny on the side, and I was like,
"You know, I just want to see how you're doing."
He seemed annoyed.
But now I'm concerned, like, 'cause he has anxiety
and I feel like my mother instinct is, like,
he's super homesick.
- He needs the moms. - Yeah.
And clearly Angelina is gonna come with us.
So now what the frig? How is that gonna go?
- Can I cancel my flight?
- [laughs]
- ♪ Yo whoo whoo ♪
♪ Look at my diamonds ♪
- Hey. - Yo, I just got your text.
Oh, bro. I don't know what is going on.
- I mean, look, people make up rumors and stories
about us all the time...
- Yeah.
- But it's not cool when it's coming from your inner circle.
- Yeah.
- Spreading a fake lie about me, it's crossing a line.
And that's like a snake move.
I wouldn't put it past Angelina and Chris
to be making this up just to get the attention
off of their messy life or something.
- Yeah. - Hello.
- Hey, girl. - Hello.
- Um, hello.
- Girl, we have lots to talk about.
- Yo, what happened here?
- More dramers in life.
- See, I have diarrhea of the mouth.
- Oh, really? Didn't know that. - And I can't stop myself.
- I love drama when it doesn't involve me.
Lots of dramers.
- When Vinny texted me that night...
- He texted you after Catch?
- He was texting me, like, stupid [bleep]. Like...
- Can we see? - Ridiculous.
"You were talking about it to everyone,
so talk to me about it."
He also could have hit up Chris too.
Why is he just hitting me up?
- I think they're just thirsty for attention, honestly.
- Well, are you gonna get revenge?
- I'm not gonna get revenge, but I'm gonna tell Angelina
exactly what I just told you.
Like, I think it's a scumbag move, honestly.
- Yeah, that's not cool.
I don't like those kinds of rumors.
- Angelina and Chris starting this rumor, we know deep down
they want revenge on Vinny for all these years
and antagonizing Angelina. And this is the payback.
- I can do the same thing right now.
And I can say Angelina [bleep] a guy's [bleep].
- Wait, she did? - I saw her yesterday.
- Wait. Who was it?
- It doesn't work with her, right?
- It's not, like, surprising.
- It's like, "Oh, that probably did happen."
- Yeah. And she'd be like, "All right."
She'd be cool with it.
- People talk [bleep] about me all the time, okay, with stuff
that almost ruined my marriage, broke my marriage up.
But I didn't sit there and go, "Aw, I'm [bleep] so pissed.
- I call [bleep].
Were you banging a guy in [bleep] Old Bridge?
- Yo, this is my marriage.
Like, this is my [bleep] relationship.
Where's the footage of this so-called [bleep]?
I don't [bleep] believe anything anyone
is saying anymore. Who cares? Like, he's being dramatic.
Vinny always puts the heat on me.
I think he loves it and enjoys it and breathes and [bleep] it
and eats it every day and just wants it every [bleep] day.
So whatever. Have a heart attack.
- But anyway, getting into Vinny,
I really want to take a trip to see Vinny in LA,
do a wellness check on him.
So let's try and keep this drama aside.
I need to make sure he's all right.
- I feel like he's like homesick...
- Yeah.
- And, like, sad over there. - I can't go, you guys.
- Why? - Lorenzo's birthday party.
- Aw. - He's turning nine.
- You can't miss that.
- Like, Vinny, love you, but--
- I really am excited to see his house,
and, like, I really want to hang out in his pool.
- Yes. His pool is so nice. - Oh, his pool is so nice.
- Maybe we can get, like, massages there.
- If anything goes down, make sure you FaceTime me,
'cause I want to watch with my popcorn.
- Vinny loves me. He's not gonna get mad.
- Promise me. - Promise you what?
- That we'll try and keep this aside.
If he brings it up, then whatever, but--
- Okay, but I'm gonna tell you, if it brings it up...
- Okay. - I can't sit down.
- All bets are off. - All right, we get it!
- All bets are off.
- ♪ I'm trying to raise a glass up ♪
- ♪ Go ahead ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I made it up ♪
♪ [indistinct] ♪ - ♪ Go ahead ♪
[doorbell rings]
- ♪ And forgettin' where I came from ♪
- Feroz. - What's up, Vinny?
- What's up, bro?
- How you been, man? - Good, good.
I wanted to talk to you about a few things with the house.
- Look at that view. - Yeah.
- Wow.
- You're gonna think I'm a little crazy.
- Try me. - Um, I'm starting to think
that I want to move back to the East Coast.
- Like, permanently? - Yeah, like...
- Okay.
- My family's back there, whatever.
- Sure. - So I just wanted to explore
some options.
The whole buying my house experience,
moving across the country
was very stressful and lonely for me.
- Hey, Mike, Laurens, Little Romeo, just checking in on you.
I guess you guys are, like, taking a nap or something.
- Hey, Pauly, it's Vinny, your husband.
Maybe you wanted to hang out soon
since we're on the West Coast together.
- Hi, Ma. It's Vinny. Miss you.
Thought you would answer the phone.
No, but seriously, Ma.
Call me, I miss you so much. I miss everybody.
- There's no question in my mind
that this house will sell.
- If there's any time to try that, I think,
like, putting it on the market, it would be in this market.
When I go back to the East Coast,
Pauly's not gonna let me live this down.
- He don't live with his mother no more.
Yo, you know he doesn't live with his mother no more, right?
- I know. - She lives next door.
- Vinny don't live with his mama no more.
- You got to find something else to yell out.
It's Pauly. - Vinny lives with his mama!
- Here's the proof. Hi.
- Awesome, man. Good to see you.
- Cool.
- We just need to find one buyer
that's gonna pay a premium.
I'm very confident that that will happen for you.
- It's good to hear.
- ♪ Just knowing life feels like a maze ♪
♪ You are amazing ♪
♪ You've got it all together when you're going crazy ♪
♪ Now you shine bright in all your glory ♪
- I want you to enjoy your meal,
'cause I have someone on the way
that is going to be encapsulating my placenta.
- Really?
- And you might not want to snack while it's happening.
- Just a quick question. Who eats the placenta?
Me, you, or Mosey?
- Anyone. - You put some olive oil on it?
What do you do with that?
- They're gonna make me a shake.
- I don't know, honey. [doorbell rings]
- Oh, they're here. The placenta encapsulation,
it's, like, really great for postpartum.
- This is the protective gears? - And then--yeah.
- Listen, Big Daddy Sitch can do anything. Let's go.
[dramatic music]
Holy [bleep]!
I may have spoken too early.
Oh, my God. That looks like a jumbo shrimp.
- Don't-- - That looks like
a jumbo shrimper. - That's the cord.
- Oh, God!
- ♪ Here we come at the beat of the drum ♪
[phone rings]
- Hello.
- You're sold. - Oh. Really?
Well, that's good news.
My house honestly sold quicker than I can even tell anybody.
- Hi, Ma. - Hi, Vinny. Hi, Vin.
- What's up? - Nothing. What's up with you?
- Just hanging out outside the house. You notice anything?
- Uh, you mean like the big red and white sign
that says "sold"?
- Yeah. So I'm gonna be coming back to the East Coast.
- Yay. - I love LA.
This might be the right place for me and my career.
But it's still not worth being away
from my family all the time.
I might just have to visit LA once and a while.
Let's go!
- Honey, I'm putting it in the microwave.
- No.
- I'm putting it in the microwave.
- He's a good judge--
- He is a good judge of the microwave.
Honestly, he could write a book on how to microwave.
- If I looked at this thing, then I'd say,
this looks like a giant tub of placenta ice cream.
seconds.
- You are, like, an expert. - Smells like bacon.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, it's happening.
Oh, [bleep].
- Let's see. Is it moving at all?
- Oh, I feel a little movement. Ooh.
Oh, God.
Okay, [inaudible].
You put little fruits, a little honey, a little coconut milk.
And that's really it.
Bon appétit, b*tches.
Strawberry, banana, placenta, and blueberries.
- Okay.
It's surprisingly sweet.
- Right? - You want some?
- Um...
[Curtis Clacey's "Recognition]
♪ ♪
[alarm ringing]
- All right, moving day.
I am packing up and heading to the East Coast.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, it's my gray sweatpants.
Got to protect these babies at all costs.
It's my THOT uniform. I haven't told anybody
I'm moving, because it's all happened so quick.
But yeah, it is a little embarrassing, you know,
because it's just, like, I did come out here,
and it didn't work out for me. But at the same time,
like, I know deep down I'm doing the right thing.
So, like, I'm happy about it.
[phone rings]
- Hey, D. - Hey, what's going on?
Nothing much. Just chillin'. What's going on?
- So I wanted to call you, because us girls
have been wanting to come out to see you.
- Oh. - And I was thinking
about doing it this weekend, 'cause we really--we miss you,
and we feel like you've been a little bit off lately.
So we thought it would be a good weekend to come out.
- Listen, I want you to come out here.
Just I'm--I don't know,
just, like--I just don't know right now,
'cause I'm a little busy.
- So here I am ready to leave my kids, fly all the way
across the country to make sure that Vinny is okay,
and he's too big for us now.
- D, I got a lot of things in the works. I'm making moves.
I'm making power moves. The power move I need
to make right now is getting Deena off the phone.
- All right. Bye. See you soon.
- All right. No. Let me call you. Okay?
- Bye. See you soon. - All right, bye.
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ We be flying high to the sky ♪
- Something is going on with Vinny.
He just seems like not himself. I feel like he's homesick.
But he doesn't know we're coming.
So it's just gonna be a surprise.
- I think I'm gonna have an easier time taking care
of these two kids than you are with those kids over there.
- I know.
[funky music]
♪ ♪
- All right, guys, I'm packed.
- We got it. We got the house locked down.
- CJ, you have to say bye to Mommy.
- When Mommy's gone, we're gonna have lots of chocolate.
- All right, I'm all packed. - We can't tell her.
- What do you think's gonna happen?
You think when I show up there
he's gonna be like a d*ck? - Probably.
- Ohh. - You're gonna put him in his
place like you always do. - What else is new?
- I don't think Vinny has any idea
that we're coming to see him, and that's
a little frightening, because he might get pissed.
But this is Deena's idea. I'm just coming for the ride.
The way Vinny came at me on the text,
I'm gonna be drinking a lot on this trip.
- Bring this with you. And when Vinny starts coming
at you, you give him a couple [bleep] whacks.
- ♪ There's one night left here to go go ♪
♪ Just know that you're not alone ♪
- Bye, kitchen. Bye, pool. Bye, view. Bye, living room.
Bye, house. Daddy is coming home.
And goodbye, LA.
East Coast Vinny!
[funky music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ No mack needed, not conceited ♪
♪ I'm born like this ♪
- Deeners! - Hey, girl.
- What's up? - You ready?
- I'm ready to go!
I'm really excited about an actual girls' trip to LA.
Usually, the guys are always with us.
Vinny's always annoying me.
Well, he's gonna be there too. [bleep].
So he has no idea that we're showing up right now?
- No.
- I thought you were gonna crack by now.
- I know. - Oh, [bleep].
I don't know if he's gonna be so happy to see me.
- Girl, ya think?
The fact that you're going across country
to see how he's doing... - That speaks volumes.
- I feel that speaks a lot for real.
- I'm a friend.
- Mm-hmm.
[upbeat funky music]
- ♪ I'm feeling good, I'm feeling good ♪
♪ I'm feeling good ♪
- This room is dope. - ♪ Just like I should ♪
♪ Just like I should ♪
♪ Just like I should, huh? ♪
♪ Wave your hands, wave your hands ♪
- What's the first thing you do at a hotel?
Take a [bleep]. Masturbate.
♪ ♪
- I'm looking forward to relaxing
on the plane, reading my book.
- What book are you reading? - "How To Be a Monk."
I love LA. It's a long trip, you know,
with the turnaround and the time change.
And I'm flying separate from the girls,
but I could use the time away.
[phone rings]
- Went to Niagara Falls with you.
- I just got an alert that my flight's delayed.
Oh, what I hate is sitting there in a [...] airport.
Sorry, Grayson. And what do I do?
Just sit there? - With a drink.
- At, like, the bar?
I don't want to be social. I'm trying to be a monk.
- Are you? - I don't [...] know.
[line trilling]
- Hello. - Ma.
- Hi, Vinny.
- I'm coming home on Sunday.
- I know. [metal clattering]
I know. I can't wait to see you.
- Ma, you're banging a pan while you're talking.
- Oh, I'm putting the sauce in the--yeah.
I bought all this stuff to make
the fettuccine and all that.
- Nice. Oh, when I get home to the East Coast,
I am having a feast.
I want fettuccine alfredo, chicken cutlets.
- Yes. I have everything ready.
- I will be full-blown
Cheato Guido eating all my mom's best.
- Meatballs. - Yeah, mashed potatoes, corn.
I want a pizza from Royal Crown or Giove.
I'm eating it as soon as I land.
I'll get out of here soon.
- Thank God, Vinny.
- All right, I'll talk to later.
- All right. Bye. Bye.
- Thank God.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ [indistinct] ♪
- ♪ Like a boss like a boss ♪
- ♪ Coming at you like a boss ♪
- ♪ Like a queen, number one, yeah ♪
- ♪ Like a boss like a boss ♪
♪ Coming at you like a boss ♪
♪ Like the rays of the sun, yeah ♪
- Whoo-hoo! LA! - We're here!
- Hi. How are you? - Hi.
- I'm excited to be in LA. I'm excited to see Vinny.
I'm excited to see his new house.
Let's get this wellness check going.
- ♪ The way we move is sick so call a doctor ♪
- Vinny's house is probably so nice.
He probably has his own jump rope room.
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Stand back, get back, I need some room ♪
♪ To [indistinct] ♪
- I wonder what the hell he's doing.
Do you think he's having [bleep] orgies in his house?
- Definitely. - Ew.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
[phone ringing]
- Hi, Vin. So guess what.
- What?
- We're here! - We're in LA, b*tch.
[tense music]
- I wanted to come and see you,
make sure you were okay, and see the house.
- Meet me at the London Hotel. - Why?
What are you doing there?
- Just meet me at the London Hotel.
All right, I'll see you there. - All right.
- That's weird. - I gotta go. Oh, my God.
- Something's off. I always could tell with Vinny.
What is happening? - He's acting very weird.
I just have to tell you that, so...
- Yeah, but I'm getting this--
I'm getting the feeling, like, it's because he's homesick.
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
- I'm making a tall sandwich.
Here's your phone.
You are so dramatic.
What did you do at school today? Huh?
Up. Up.
Oh, it's good workout, actually.
You cleaning my floors?
- ♪ [indistinct] ♪
♪ You know I hold this down ♪
♪ You know it's on whenever I come around ♪
♪ ♪
- Babe. - Yeah.
- Listen to this, man. - I am.
- Come on, man.
- Babe, I can it hear from over here.
- Babe, come listen to this.
So now that we're back home, I'm trying to work on my music.
And even though Nikki's busy, she doesn't really
have a choice. She's living with me.
She has to listen to my music.
Babe? Babe?
Babe? Come on.
- ♪ Check out my vibe, check out my stride ♪
♪ I'm so alive, watch me move ♪
- Meet me at The London.
Can't wait to figure out why Vinny's being a shady shyster.
I'm really confused
why Vinny doesn't want us to come over to his house.
Squiggy, we're here.
What is Vinny doing at a hotel?
Vin?
- Vinny? - Vinny?
- Excuse me. - Wellness check.
- Vin! - Hey.
- Hello. - What are you doing here?
- How are you? - I told you not to come.
- You all right? - Do I look okay?
I'm, like, nervous to tell these girls
that I sold my house,
because I'd be pissed if I just took
a six-hour flight for no reason.
You brought Angelina. Thank you.
- Oh, yes. Are your pits sweaty?
- Well, Jenni's coming. - Where's Jenni's at?
- Yeah. She had to do a later flight.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- My flight has been delayed.
But it's not terrible.
I've been on delayed planes
before where they make it up in the air.
Like, I'm trying to be optimistic.
♪ ♪
- Why are we here when-- - Yeah, why do--
you have a lot of stuff here.
- How's the baby? - He's awesome.
- Something's weird. Vinny owns a house in LA.
Why are we not going to your house?
What are you doing?
- Isn't this view beautiful? - It is very--
- All right, shady. I don't know what's up.
But we're gonna figure this out right now.
- Why are we here?
- Did you change something about you?
Did you take the fillers out of your lips?
You look different. Did you take them out?
- No.
- You look more like your old self.
- That's not really a compliment, Vinny.
- Um, hello!
- I'm gonna just jump right off of this.
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Cut to the chase. Why are you here?
- Um, okay, so I told you not to come here.
- Okay, but we're here. - Yeah, but--
- Why are you mad that we're here? Like, we're--
- I'm mad that you're here--it's not that
I'm mad that you're here. - No, you're not mad, but--
- I'm happy to see--well, I'm happy to see you.
- All right.
- So something big in my life has happened.
Surprise, guys.
I'm leaving tomorrow to go back to the East Coast.
- Wait, you sold that house? - Yes.
- Oh, come on. - What are we gonna do?
We're here.
- I'm gonna k*ll you.
[funky music]
- You sold that house?
- Yes. - So you're living here?
- Yeah. Now I'm leaving tomorrow
to go back to the East Coast.
- Oh, come on! - What are we gonna do?
We're here.
- I'm gonna k*ll you. We're here.
- We're here.
- I was planning on telling you guys there, and you came here.
- I'm gonna choke you out.
- Well, now what are we gonna do?
- I can show you LA. We can do [bleep].
- You have to. - We can do LA stuff.
- We have hours.
- Yeah, we can go ham in hours.
- All right. You know. - You're an idiot.
- All you need is hours in LA.
- I was right.
- I was right. - We were both right.
- Okay. Listen, it has been lonely.
I spent a lot of time at that house just by myself.
Sometimes you have to know
what's not right in order to figure out what is right.
- It definitely makes me super sad that Vin's been so lonely.
And I knew it. I did have an intuition something was--
- Yeah, you were right. You were right.
- I'm an em-pith. That's why.
- An empath? - Yes. Empath. Empath.
- An "em-pith." I've never heard of that.
- I'm dying.
[funky music]
- ♪ Look at what I've become ♪
♪ Yeah I'm number one ♪
- Date night is here.
- He's sleeping.
- Coast is clear.
Does this mean we're having relations this evening?
Anyway.
Well, cheers to an amazing date night with Mommy and Daddy.
I also wonder what the girls are doing
over in the West Coast.
- Girls' trip is always fun.
When I did the girls' trip with Jenni and Angelina to Vegas
while you were away on sabbatical...
- Yeah. Uh-huh, I was in prison.
- Yeah, but are we gonna--I'm not gonna say that
in front of the baby.
- Oh.
- We're just gonna say sabbatical.
- There's probably gonna be a time and a place
where I sit them down
and I tell them about Prison Mike.
[bluesy guitar riff]
♪ ♪
- No. - I gotta tell 'em.
- Okay.
- We're full-- - Anyway.
- Well, listen, when you were on sabbatical, Jenni, Angelina,
and I went to Vegas, and we had a great time.
- Who's gonna be-- - No drama.
- Who's gonna be-- - No drama.
- Who's gonna mediate out there?
'Cause you know that this is the first time that Angeliner
is gonna be face-to-face.
- Deena.
- I think the way that Angelina
is trying to just start some [bleep] was wrong.
So I know that there's gonna be tons of dramers
going on the West Coast.
I'm glad that I'm not involved.
How do you think it's gonna go?
- ♪ In a brand-new coupe ♪
♪ Scootin' through Rodeo and I'm ridin' with your boo ♪
♪ And I'm about to drop the roof ♪
♪ [indistinct] ♪
- We got you housewarming gifts.
- Really? - I got you a toaster.
- Even though I don't eat bread.
Oh, God. Oh, I love fern.
- Isn't it so nice? - Is it real?
- Make sure it doesn't wilt. - Fake...
- I'm gonna-- - And plastic just like you.
- I'm gonna--
- Angelina and Vinny are already bickering.
- Stop.
- I knew you were gonna [bleep] do that.
- I'm taking care of two children.
They're just, like, too much.
All right, Ange, what time is it?
- I think it--
- She doesn't know how to tell time.
- Is it
- Yeah.- Yes, it's :. - It's :.
- So : p.m., and we have until : p.m. tomorrow,
so we literally have hours.
- Oh, let's go eat.
There's plenty of sick restaurants in LA.
The other night, I sat right next to Elton John.
- Is he hot?
- No, he's, like, years old.
- Oh.
I don't know who the [bleep] that is.
- All right, well, the clock is ticking.
- Let's go eat dinner! - Let's go to dinner.
My last night in LA is not peaceful anymore.
- hours, Vinny, don't [bleep] it up.
- You better make it worth it, Vin. [bleep].
- If you want to bring something like that up,
make sure it's true first
and, like, you have a little bit of--
- How the [bleep] am I gonna make sure it's true?
First of all, I don't know who your [bleep] your girl is.
- So then don't say it. - Oh, my God.
Like, this is not what I wanted to happen.
I left my two kids to come here and deal with two kids.
Enough!
[laughs]
- ♪ Are you ready for the truth? ♪
♪ Open wide ♪
- Welcome to the hottest restaurant
in LA, the London lobby.
- Really, Vinny?
Who the [bleep] eats in a hotel lobby?
I thought Vinny knew all the people that there is to know
and all the big shots here in LA.
But no, we're in the [bleep] lobby of the hotel.
Like, you've got to be [bleep] me.
- Oh, is Jenni making it? - They actually have to
redirect her flight because of the weather.
So instead of it being, like, a -hour flight,
it's actually gonna be, like, a / hour flight.
- Remain in designated areas only.
Please refrain from smoking
while walking throughout the building.
- This trip is already off to a rocky start.
Now we're all just stranded in the airport
seeing if a new plane can come.
So, like, hi, roomies.
I'll see you next week at this point.
- And wait till she gets here
and finds out you leave tomorrow.
- Well, good luck to you. - It's all right.
We're gonna make the best out of this hours.
So my worst fear,
I'm stuck with friggin' Angelina and Vinny by myself.
I'm definitely gonna have to keep things on track,
'cause I just want to have fun.
So Vinny's going back to the East Coast.
- Back to East Coast; the prodigal son is returning.
I need a place to say. Can I stay with you?
- No. - Come on.
- You can stay with me, Vin.
- If I kick Chris out, then you can stay.
- Oh, my Lord.
- What was the side piece's name?
[laughter]
- How old's your baby? - Oh, my Lord.
- What do you mean by that? - Oh, I don't know.
- By making up lies about me, Angelina crossed the line
and I'm still pissed as [bleep].
Do you have something that you want to say?
- Oh, my God. - You guys are gonna continue?
- Do you have anything you want to ask me?
- Oh, God.
Jenni? Where's Jenni? I need to get out of here.
[upbeat quirky music]
♪ ♪
Jenni, please, get here soon. - You guys are gonna continue?
- Do you have anything you want to ask me?
- You guys are gonna continue to go back and forth,
and you're gonna say little things, just say it.
- Um... - So what have you heard?
- Well, it's actually Chris that heard.
- Who is the girl? - I don't know.
- Do you know the guy that said it?
- I don't know.
- But then you would--you would think
she would come to Vinny,
because she wants Vinny's money, no?
- That's not my problem. None of this is my problem.
All I'm saying is what I heard.
You know, Angelina, her life is crazy messy.
And she just wants to spread the chaos out to other people.
- People say a lot of [bleep] about me
that's true or whatever, but I'm just saying.
- So it's not right of you and Chris to be on camera
and make up such a crazy lie about me.
That's a real rumor.
- That's not my problem.
You should take this up with Chris.
- I'll take it up with Chris too.
- Okay, so tell him that.
- And I'll take it up with you. - So dramatic.
It's, like, what are you, a [bleep] big baby?
- Both of you said it. - I don't care.
- Both of you said it. - We did say it.
Word on the street. Word on the street.
- It's the thirstiest thing I've ever seen.
- Everyone says "word on the street" with me.
They were all meeting up at each other's houses
talking about my rumor and [bleep].
- So why are you making that [bleep] up?
- Are you kidding me right now?
- That's a big thing to make up.
- Give me a break.
People say stuff about me all the time.
What am I gonna do? Like, we said it. That's it.
- If you want to bring something like that up,
make sure it's true first and like you have a little bit of--
- How the [bleep] am I gonna make sure it's true?
- So then don't say it.
- This is not what I wanted to happen.
- It's not real.
- You can't sh**t the messenger.
- Say it to me. Say it to me.
- This was supposed to be a wellness check on Vinny,
not a let's piss Vinny off trip. I can't.
- You passed it on. - First of all,
how are you gonna sh**t the messenger and me?
- You know exactly--you guys
both knew exactly what you were doing.
- Call Chris yourself.
- Okay, call him.
- He's sleeping right now, actually. He has work.
- What do you think, D?
- I think that I wish Jenni was here.
[laughs]
I wanna k*ll myself.
- I'm not that mad.
- [bleep].
[funky music]
- People get [bleep] about me or whatever,
and they [bleep] bring it here,
so the [bleep] are you talking about?
- I don't. But you're admitting that's what people do.
So that's what you did. What do you think, D?
- I wish Jenni was here.
[laughs]
These two are totally wasting our hours here.
- You're being an as*h*le now.
- I'm frickin' starting to get annoyed.
All right, did we get it out of our systems?
- I don't know. - No, we didn't.
We still have time. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Just need to get out of here for a minute.
- You're just making up something.
- Some people make it--
- If you're gonna--if you're gonna say something that big,
I'm just saying, have something to back it up.
- You know how many things I've had to go through?
Like, are you kidding me?
- So that means I have to go through them
because you had to go through them?
- Allegations happen about me all the time, sweetie pie.
- I don't give a [bleep]. You're not me.
Vinny, everybody makes up [bleep]
something about each and every one of us.
- We're gonna do it to each other?
- Who gives a [bleep]? You're looking at me here,
the person that has been through all of that [bleep].
- Hmm? - You're gonna tell me?
- You have the right to say whatever you want.
- So, so-- - But now I don't--with you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Of course.
- I just needed a little break. - Yeah. No, I feel you.
No, I'm not doing this. I'm not. I'm not doing it.
- Vinny... - Angelina...
- I'm done. - I'm not doing it.
- I've had enough for the night.
Want to play [...] musical chairs, b*tch?
- I'm not doing it. - Sit down [indistinct].
- Stop, bro. Stop. Sit down. Sit down.
- as*h*le. - It's a lot over there.
- You lost me as, like, a good friend.
- Okay, well, I don't [bleep] with you then.
- That's completely fine.
- And then I don't [bleep] with you then.
You're so annoying. I can't.
- Angelina and Chris, unfortunately,
lost me as a friend after doing something like this.
You know, we could all hang out.
But they're just not in my circle of trust anymore.
Here's my circle of trust. And here's Angelina and Chris.
- Why do I always got to do this with all of you? Like--
- We fight with each other for ten years straight, okay?
- I understand that, but--
- And that's fine. That's all good.
- Oh, wait, is that going to our table?
- Yeah.
- Do you mind if I take it in? - Sure.
- Do you have a candle by any chance?
Thank you. Just one candle.
I'm just trying to break something up possibly.
Ooh, I burned myself.
- This is something different.
- How is it any more different...
- It's different.
- Than me walking into a [bleep] guy's apartment,
and everybody was talking about that [bleep]
before there was any videos that were arising?
- That wasn't me.
- What if I texted that girl right now from his phone...
- Oh, do it. - And I was just like,
"Can you send me Angelina's clips"?
- Hello. - Oh, my God. It's happening.
But at least it looks like you're cheating.
Come on. That [bleep]
is at least a little bit of a breadcrumb trail.
- Vinny, everybody says what the [bleep] they hear about me.
And I don't have a heart attack.
What are you, a [bleep] big baby?
You're really that mad that I said something?
- Do I look mad to you?
- No, but you're just trying to be a d*ck, so...
- No, I'm not mad. I just don't [bleep] with you.
- Shut up.
- But I do have to worry about snake in the grass.
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[laughter]
♪ Happy birthday ♪
- Oh, God. She's gonna-- - I'm gonna pee my pants.
♪ To you ♪
- That was actually really funny.
- Well, who wants to make a wish?
- How about I will? - I think that--
- I wish it would stop.
- So Vinny says I'm a snake in the grass.
- Oh, my God. We're still going?
I wish you would stop again.
- So we're good. So we're good, right?
- No. - Okay.
- Oh, my God. You're perfect. I swear. You--
- I didn't say I was perfect.
- What are we--what are we doing?
- We fight every day. I'm not [bleep] perfect.
- Sick a -hour trip.
I left my two kids to come here and deal with two kids.
Enough! You're done. Stop fighting.
Let me put you both in your rooms.
Let me see your watch.
We have / hours left.
- That's plenty of time. - So let's get a good night's
sleep, wake up early, and hit LA streets.
I'm praying Vinny goes to sleep and Angelina goes to sleep,
they got whatever they had to say off their chest,
and tomorrow we could start off fresh and new.
- You know, Vinny, he doesn't realize this,
but he met his match when he met me.
- Listen, we're cool. - [bleep] off.
- We're cool. I don't like you. But we're cool.
- Yo, I will slap you up. I'm gonna slap you.
- You're gonna slap me up?
- No, no. No hitting, no hitting.
- He was like, "You and your [bleep] husband are snakes,
and I'm gonna say it your husband's face."
I'm like, "You're gonna say it's to Chris' face really?"
- He's a little [bleep] p*ssy.
Wish I was there to [bleep] smack him.
- You get mad at me for other things,
and your payback is coming on the show and spreading a rumor.
- It's not payback.
- I just think you're being really defensive,
because you know what you did was wrong.
- Can we just eat and not fight?
- Shut the [bleep] up. - That's my opinion.
- Oh, [bleep]. - Can we have the check?