- I've never seen such a long paragraph in my life.
You got the CliffsNotes? - All right, posted.
So I put up this appreciation post.
- "Words can't describe how much this woman means to me."
- Vinny's post went viral instantly, so much so
that he put another story right after it
with a tiny little "JK," just kidding.
- What are you doing? - [screaming]
- Now we got a full-on water fight.
[screaming]
- Warning, warning. all: Oh!
- You just poured wine all over my clothes.
- And Pauly turned into Will Smith.
"Leave my wife's name out your [bleep] mouth."
- No, that was--
- Oh!
- Don't [bleep] pour wine on me.
- You just poured wine on me though.
- Nikki, don't [bleep] pour-- - Are you stupid?
- You [bleep] as*h*le. - You poured wine on her.
- You touch me again, I'm done.
How is Pauly, me, and Nikki
ever gonna be in the same [bleep] room again after this?
- Is this the prank? Am I getting pranked?
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
♪ ♪
- ♪ I be runnin' it, I make major moves ♪
- Yo, Pauly, you are strong as [bleep].
That door is solid. - Mm-hmm.
New door, new floors, new paint.
- Couch. - New couch.
- All just because this guy wrote "JK."
What an expensive tweet.
[laughter]
- I mean, can you believe this?
Like, can you [bleep] believe this?
- No, I wish it never happened. - Same.
- I wish this whole thing just never happened.
- It was meant to be a joke to throw it at Vinny.
Because he took the post down and put "joking."
And I was like, "[bleep] as*h*le."
And I went-- I just threw water at him.
And it, like, probably hardly even hit her.
- What are you doing? - [screaming]
- [bleep]! - Angelina!
- And then that's when she comes in
with a full-blown water bottle in my face.
- [chuckles]
Just water. - Oh, God.
- Like, why did she want to just throw
a whole water--like-- - I don't know.
- Like, waterboard my [bleep] face with a water bottle?
- I don't care how pissed you are.
Don't pour water on-- just wave it around.
I don't-- I had no intentions to get wet.
- Right, right, right.
- You want to do your [bleep], do your [bleep].
But don't get me involved.
- And then I'm like, "What the [bleep]?"
So I just grabbed whatever I saw, and I just chucked it.
- Warning, warning. - Oh, no, no.
all: Oh!
- The fact is that she had nothing to do with any of it.
- You have to think about the [bleep] that you do
before you do it.
It can't be a whole, like,
let's start throwing water and wine on people
because you get mad,
and you don't know how to use your words.
- All I know is, I was behind the door,
locked the door, I was inside of a room,
and someone broke the door down.
- No, no-- - Oh!
- I mean, the fact that she grabbed
a whole bottle of wine, too-- like, a whole bottle?
Don't [bleep] pour wine on me. - You just poured wine on me.
- At the end of the day, Angelina,
everyone's clear on the wine being thrown.
So let's be honest.
- I never dumped water on her.
- I don't know, Ange.
- I'm not having no sit-down right now.
I'm just not in the mood.
- I do think that a simple little conversation
of communication, to be like,
"Listen, you know, last night shouldn't have
happened the way it did."
- She definitely owes her an apology.
- Fell asleep with wine all in my hair.
Slept with wine all over my face.
Didn't even [bleep] bother to wash my face.
- Last night, I told Angelina, like, times,
"You need to shower."
- I can't do this anymore.
- I think you just need a shower.
Maybe if you just shower.
Maybe you just need a shower.
Have a shower.
I think you just need a shower.
But I guess she decided not to shower.
- Took my [bleep] wine-filled clothes and just
threw them on the floor and went to bed.
♪ ♪
- She should have showered.
- I think we need to give her an apology.
- Yes, let's all do that. Yo, let's all do that.
- I think we need to give her an apology.
- Angelina, we're sitting down and be like--
- Yeah, we're so sorry you threw wine on us.
- We are sorry.
- Have you seen Pauly? - No.
I feel like if you guys sit down and talk,
it'll be all right.
- I don't really want to be around him and Nikki.
I really don't. I don't need it.
And I'm just not into it right now.
I'm just not feeling very good.
- I don't know who's right and who's wrong.
To me, I feel like everybody was in the wrong.
But, like, I feel like Angelina needs to
take some accountability.
And if she doesn't, this is not gonna end well.
- I just can't keep doing this,
like with this sit-down [bleep].
I just-- I just can't keep doing it.
- You should just sit down
with Angelina. - Again?
- Like, I'm just gonna get to it.
- [sighs] Angeliners.
- What does he want to talk about?
- So how you feeling from last night?
Feel better? - Well--
All these [bleep] sit-downs.
Like, I guess it's sit-down week.
So that's where I'm at.
♪ ♪
- [sighs] I don't know what's happening today,
but I'm hungry.
- Text me the game plan.
- Everyone meet up at the pool?
- All right. Let's go get dressed, guys.
- Thank you for checking up on me.
I love you guys.
- All right, let me go and get ready.
- Love you. Get dressed. - Love you, too.
- Enjoy.
- How was it?
- You know, it's Angelina, so it's--
it's a ring around the Rosie.
- I went into the suite with everyone.
- Right. - They're like,
"All we want is an apology." I was like, "Whoa."
- That's what I've been saying. - I said, you know, last night,
she was pretty adamant that, like,
she didn't want to do, like,
the whole apology thing to everyone.
- Families fight, man.
We fight all the time.
- Who's "we"? - Me and you.
All the time. Watch this.
- Chill, bro.
- Stop messing around. - Chill.
- The suite is a disaster. - I know.
I really thought it was a prank.
So I think I was focusing on everybody's faces
rather than what was happening.
- You guys need to get, like, the forensics team--
not even, like, the ladies who come with the little carts.
Like, you need the people who come to clean up,
like, dead bodies.
- We're talking new door, new paint, new floors,
new couch, new carpet, and new everything, no joke.
[laughs] It's [bleep] up.
- You know, there's definitely conversations
that have to be had.
Pauly's easy.
Like, you just have to own your [muted].
- Maybe they've just gotta deal with their own [bleep].
- I said the same thing I've-- go talk about it.
- Get everyone together that was involved.
But us, we want to watch because we're nosy.
- We'll sit on the balcony and just listen.
♪ ♪
- Another day, another crisis.
It's taking a lot out of me right now.
I am emotionally...drained.
[sighs] God.
Hopefully this just goes away,
and we can move on.
I know that I'm gonna have to face Nikki and Pauly
at some point today and I'm just not ready for it.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Oh, [bleep] my life.
- ♪If you've got nothing good to say about me ♪
♪ I don't want to hear it ♪
- I apologize in these situations
a lot more than I should.
And it's actually-- I think it's eating away at me.
And I'm just gonna walk over there
and see how this goes right now.
But if they start coming at me sideways,
pointing fingers at me,
[bleep] cameras, [bleep] TV.
I'm gonna lose my mind,
and it's not gonna be good.
[knocking]
- Who's that? - Come in.
- Hello.
I went to throw it at Vinny because he always reneges on
all of the bets that we do.
- You had a sit-down with her?
- Oh, my God, this girl is unreasonable.
She was basically putting it on him,
saying it was all his fault.
And Nikki's pissed. And I don't know what to do.
She wants to leave. And I don't want to leave.
- I'm planning a once in a lifetime event.
It's Vin Day, b*tch.
San Diego, one more day till Vin Day!
- Shut up!
- Oh, they love it.
- [Auto-Tune vocalizing]
- Has Nikki and Angelina seen each other today yet?
- I don't know. I don't think so.
They were like, we don't think we're gonna get an apology.
- I feel like it's really gonna depend on Angelina's energy.
- It is, %.
♪ ♪
- I hope this goes well, I swear.
I swear to God, please be on my side with this.
[knocking]
- Who's that? - Come in.
♪ ♪
- Oh, well, well, well.
- Good morning. - If it isn't Jesus.
- I did turn water into wine last night.
- Oh, yeah?
- [sighs]
[tense music]
Like, there's, like, pieces I don't remember,
and then there's pieces I do. - Yeah.
- I don't even know half of the story
because I guess I--I shouldn't be drinking sugary drinks.
Not like that's an excuse, but
like, really, I did not mean to throw water at all.
Like, I went to throw it at Vinny
because he always reneges on all of the bets that we do.
- So I heard it's all your fault, though.
- Of course. - Yeah.
- Of course. - It's really big of you
to take accountability for your part in this.
- Yes.
- The tone of what happened last night
is completely Vinny's fault. - If that's what it takes
for you all to stop telling me to have sex with her,
I'm with it.
- Like, I obviously didn't feel like
you threw it on me on purpose.
- Yeah, that's why I didn't know it even hit you.
And then you were throwing a water at me.
I just went and grabbed whatever.
And I didn't even realize it was, like, wine.
And then I threw it.
I'm so sorry I did that, by the way. I had no clue.
- Angelina is actually taking responsibility
and accountability for her actions last night.
This doesn't happen often with her, so I appreciate it.
- And then next thing you know,
someone broke the door down. - That was me.
- Pauly stays out of all the drama...
- I know. - Always...
- Mm-hmm. - So this is, like,
a new thing. - Yeah, no.
- Like, I don't want to fight with you, too. Like, no.
- The best thing you can do about times like this
is just move on. Get over 'em.
Nah, things got heated. It was--I mean--
- Yeah, it didn't need to go that far.
I apologize as well for pouring wine on you.
- Yeah, I apologize. I apologize to you also.
- Yeah, and I apologize for my involvement as well.
So let's squash this.
And at the end of the day, it was Vinny's fault, anyway.
- Yeah, Vinny's a d*ck. - [laughs]
- I think all of that happened,
and then all of everything in my own mind happened
with, like, me going through a divorce.
So I think, like-- - Oh, dang.
- I think it's been a lot, all of this, for me.
I also think this trip has been, like, extra hard
because usually, I'll have, like, Chris in the room.
So he, like-- you know what I'm saying?
- Mm-hmm. - I would have my person.
- Mm-hmm. - But right now, I'm just like,
I feel so lost.
And I think that's another thing, too.
So. - Yep.
- I can't wait to forget about this, and moving on.
- Yeah, we're good to move on, too.
- I'm going through a lot of [bleep] in my life.
I keep a lot of stuff inside.
Because I've been [bleep] over in my life by a lot of people.
- All right, let's go check the damage out.
- Like, even my own dad.
We didn't have a great upbringing,
you know what I'm saying?
So when I had this defense wall up,
I don't mean it-- harm for other people.
And I don't mean it towards other people.
I mean it because I have to do that.
But with this whole--
oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
Like, I have to defend myself in this whole situation.
And I've been doing it for, like, a while.
So I literally have been having a hard time
being on this trip.
- This-- - [gasps]
- Look at all that. - Holy!
- Yeah, that happened. - Holy [bleep].
The whole door is legitimately broke.
- Looking like somebody broke in over here.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [gasps]
There's a doorknob on the floor.
I mean, it looks like there's blood
all over the [bleep] wall. It's like somebody died.
Well, it is what it is.
It is crazy.
So this morning, I got a text from Deena.
And she's like, "Ange, was it a prank?"
I'm like, what are you talk-- what is this girl
talking about? - Oh.
- She was like, "Are you and Pauly pranking me?"
And I'm like-- - Bro, matter of fact,
let's run with that a little bit.
And you know what we can do is--
'cause they probably think
we're talking right now. - Yeah.
- Let's pretend the talk went south.
My prank wheels are going.
I'ma go to meet them at lunch and be like, "Ugh, I'm done.
Like, I can't do it anymore."
Let's prank them and say the talk didn't go well.
- There's no reasoning with her, yeah.
- There was no apology on any end.
"I don't know, this girl will never change."
This, that, and the other thing.
I'm gonna make it real, real big.
I'm gonna make it, like, a disaster.
- Deena was really into-- like, she was like,
she thinks it's a prank. - Yeah, they're shook.
- So let's give her her prank. - Let's do it.
I need to put on my acting shoes right now
'cause I have to really pull this off.
They know me so well, I have to sell it.
- Good luck, good luck.
- Thank you. - k*ll it, k*ll it, k*ll it.
- I love pranks this time of year.
- And then I said, "Pauly's easy.
"If you apologize and own it,
he'll move on, and it'll be fine."
- I think if you want her to own it,
you drive yourself more crazy.
- And there he is!
- Yo. - Hey, Paul.
- Well--[sighs]
It's one of those vacations. You were right.
- So you had a sit-down with her?
- Oh, my God, this girl is unreasonable.
She came in with the Pedialyte, blaming it on alcohol.
You had one drink.
She was basically putting it on him,
saying it was all his fault because of the "JK."
This is exactly what we were saying.
It was exactly what you guys said.
- Told you so.
- And Nikki's pissed, and I don't know what to do.
She wants to leave. And I don't want to leave.
- Do you want me to talk to her?
I've been in it multiple times. - Please.
In my head, I'm like, "Don't do that."
- I'll go up right now.
- [quietly] Holy [bleep]!
- I don't--I don't even know what to say at this point.
I thought-- I didn't even want an apology.
Just be like, "Oh, [bleep] got crazy."
No, no, no. "Oh, [bleep] Vinny."
No accountability for anything.
- I think we're being pranked. - It's fine.
- That's what I thought last night.
- You think this is a prank?
- I wish this was a prank, trust me.
- I know Pauly inside and out.
Like, literally, like, by the way he's standing,
I know that it's a prank.
- I don't know how to handle her.
- By the inflection in his voice.
- What did she say to get Nikki upset?
- So--she--
Nikki was just basically saying that we--we--we--
prank w*r champion! Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
- I [bleep] knew it!
- Prank w*r champion! - I knew it.
- I'm too sick for this.
I'm so sick of these [bleep] pranks.
both: Prank w*r champion!
- Prank w*r champion!
We're besties! We're besties!
- I knew it! I [bleep] knew it!
How did you break the door?
Was that already broke?
What? - [laughs]
- Was last night real, and this is a prank?
Or was the whole thing a prank?
- Deena, come on.
- [laughs]
Prank w*r champion!
- Prank w*r champions!
- I [bleep] knew it!
See, but I thought all of you were in on it.
- Deena still doesn't understand that last night--
like, she thinks it wasn't real.
She still won't let up.
- This girl was hysterical last night.
- [bleep] off.
- How did you break the door?
Was that already broke?
- [laughs] - What?
- The only thing that was a prank
was her and I's sit-down went well.
I sold it that it didn't go well.
- Oh. - That's the only prank.
Prank w*r champion strikes again.
[laughs] - God.
- Prank w*r champion!
- All right, guys, I gotta ready for dinner.
- I'm going back. - Thank you.
- ♪ You want to get down there ♪
♪ I know you should ♪
♪ Get down from on top of the world ♪
♪ Baby girl, I feel so good ♪
- This is vacation, right?
It's supposed to be, like, good times, good drinking,
food, fun, fun, fun... - Yeah.
- But they always manage
to get into some [bleep] with each other.
- Every time.
- How do you feel after talking to everyone?
You feel good? - It went well.
They took accountability for them.
And then I took accountability for mine.
- OK, so everybody took accountability?
- Yeah. - All right, so that's great.
- She came in and she was remorseful.
She was just a little bit ashamed.
And we were, too.
It's like, ah, we didn't really have no bad blood.
We just--things got escalated.
- I don't know why it resorts to throwing stuff on people.
- She took it to another level.
But that's what she does.
♪ ♪
- Sometimes, like, I feel like
there's no talking sense into 'em.
- No. It's always something.
- "Mike, you ordered too much stuff for the table."
- Yeah, no, right?
- "You didn't hand me the empanadas quick enough."
- She showed some growth, you know?
I--I didn't expect her to--
to apologize and take some accountability.
- I didn't even expect an apology. I didn't.
- As of now, there's peace in the streets.
That's all we can ask for, right?
- We'll keep doing us, Chris.
- Yep, keep your head on straight.
- Keep doing us.
[people laughing]
- They're like, who's this giant with his son?
- ♪ It seemed like a dream, now, it's all about me ♪
- Cuts, let's go, cuts. - Let's do it.
- I love getting a fresh haircut.
After last night's fight,
and people throwing red wine on each other,
I'm like, damn, the boys need a haircut.
It is long overdue.
Barbershop.
Sup, guys. How are you?
- We'll fit you right in. - All right, cool.
- Look what the TV's on.
- "Jersey Shore's" on.
- Why do I have on the same outfit?
- Oh, damn, that's old Sitch.
- Why do I have on the same haircut?
- Old Sitch-- [laughter]
- Oh, [bleep]. - Oh, [bleep].
- Yeah, no-- [laughter]
- You're being filmed getting a haircut,
watching yourself getting filmed getting a haircut.
- This is very-- - This is weird.
- This is "Inception." - Yo.
- Talking about haircuts. - Yo, this is crazy.
- You're weird. That's weird.
♪ ♪
[line ringing] - Hello?
- Hi, I was wondering if
I could get cleaned and serviced.
I just want to let everybody know that
Jenni and Zack were not part of the mess.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
Another boring day in San Diego.
This vacation is starting to come to an end.
And we've done a lot of Deena's activities.
- The winery!
- You look at the color.
You want it to be clear and not murky.
- Family Fun Day!
[all cheering]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Are we celebrating any birthdays this Family Fun Day?
- My birthday was in November. - No one cares.
- And this is what it's like every vacation.
So my birthday's next week.
[slow-motion laughter]
We literally celebrate everyone else except me.
- Happy birthday!
- ♪ With the bass down low, bring your booty ♪
- Let freedom reign!
[all cheering]
- ♪ With the bass down low ♪
- Hey!
[cheering]
[music slowing]
- And I'm tired of it.
It's time to take matters into my own hands
and plan a day.
Ooh, bike riding. Snorkeling, that's fun.
We can get some jump ropes.
Ghost tour? Absolutely not.
Strip clubs.
You know, Deena's plans are cute...
- Tonight, we're gonna go out to dinner.
We can maybe go out dancing or something after.
- But this is gonna blow all of Deena's plans
out of the water.
I've got to get that book from Deena
and then I think we'll figure it out.
♪ ♪
Hey, what's up, guys? - Hi, what are you doing?
- Hey, what's up? - Nothing much.
Really random, but where's that binder that you have?
- Why?
- Because I want to come back here
'cause I like it so much.
Like, I want to, like, look through and plan it.
- All right. Yeah, I got all the good stuff.
- Cool, thanks.
- I'm a little confused at
why Vinny asked for my planning book.
I feel like he's trying to take over my trip.
It's all labeled. - OK, cool. Thank you.
- What do you think he's trying to do?
- I don't know, but when you get that binder back,
the pages might be stuck together.
[laughter]
- It is our last day tomorrow
and we're gonna go out with a bang.
Nope, not gonna happen.
Hell no.
I'm planning a once in a lifetime event.
[bleep] Family Fun Day.
It's Vin Day, b*tch.
San Diego, one more day till Vin Day!
- Shut up!
- Oh, they love it.
♪ ♪
- Whoa. - Thank you.
These waiters are relentless.
Like, they do not stop bringing the meat.
- Leave me alone!
- I'm having trouble breathing right now.
- Leave me alone!
- I picture Angelina and Deena are, like,
in their [bleep] element.
- ♪ Twerk something for a real one ♪
[cheering]
♪ It's a takeover ♪ - ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ Takeover, takeover ♪ - ♪ We're taking over ♪
- ♪ Takeover ♪ - ♪ We, we taking over ♪
- Vin Day, [bleep]. Sorry, Deena.
Ooh! Strip club.
Make a star of this one.
Ghost tour? Absolutely not.
I've got to take a page out of Deena's book
and make this Vin Day official.
Vin Day is a once in a lifetime event.
Because no one throws parties for me.
Hey, you guys are in San Diego, right?
- Yes, we are. Can I help you?
- So I'm gonna make it lit.
I'm looking to get some shirts made
for a little event that I'm having.
It's actually called Vin Day.
And it's a day that celebrates a guy named Vin.
I'm Vinny, by the way. - Hi, Vinny.
- Are you able to maybe, like,
pull different images from my Instagram
and put them on a shirt?
- You're buying your friends shirts
of photos of you to wear?
- Correct, because they never would.
They never--they haven't celebrated my birthday
in, like, years of me knowing them.
- Wow, never once? - Nope, not once.
We even were together, like,
a couple days before my birthday recently.
Hey, guys, guys!
My birthday's in three days!
- Oh, my God, your birthday?
- We'll pass. [sad music]
- You know, that's why I'm doing it,
just to give you a little context of what's happening.
And I want them to be nice. I want them to be really gray.
We need to get matching shirts,
but good matching shirts, not light blue...
- Family Fun Day!
[all cheering]
- Or flowers on them.
- I would like to do a matching family photo.
♪ ♪
- It could be, like, a shade of gray--
yeah, no, it could be light gray, dark gray, charcoal gray,
like, smokey gray, or beige-- it could be, like, a bone.
It could be, like, an oatmeal. It could be a stone.
Any of the fifty shades of gray would work.
And don't make them corny, either.
- OK, I'll do my best to try to make a T-shirt
of photos of yourself to not be corny.
- Exactly. - All right, thank you.
- All right, thanks, bye.
And just like that,
we got shirts.
♪ ♪
- I'm not really feeling the jacket.
- I can't be bothered. - How do you say that?
- [in Jamaican accent] Me can't bother with this.
- [in bad Jamaican accent] Me can't bother with this--
- [in Jamaican accent] Me "cyan't."
- I called to have that room cleaned.
- [in Jamaican accent] Me can't be bothered with this.
Me want boom-boom.
- So they did kind of clean.
- Look it, they took the-- the wine off the door.
- Well, I wonder what they said while cleaning off the door.
- [in Jamaican accent] Me can't be bothered with this wine.
- [laughs]
- So where are we doing dinner? - Steakhouse.
After last night's drama,
I decided to go to a Brazilian steakhouse
because I just want everybody happy,
not complaining, and all of us like our meats.
- Unlimited meat, baby.
A Brazilian steakhouse is, like,
my favorite restaurant.
The key to this is, you can't fill up on the bread
and the salad bar.
I have cracked the Brazilian steakhouse Da Vinci Code.
[dramatic opera music]
The key is, you cannot fill up on the salad buffet.
They try to fill you up with carbs.
So you cannot fill up on the bread.
You've got to just wait for the meat.
So you can't eat the carbs.
And then, once they bring the unlimited meat,
you can't get full on the original meats.
The really good [bleep]
comes out at the end, when you're already full.
So you're like, "nah, nah, nah, I don't want that."
This is, like, right up my alley.
- Eating the meat, squashing the beef.
- [laughs] - Oh, my God!
- Squashing the meat and eating the beef.
- Vinny, stop.
- Squashing the meat and eating the beef.
- Eating the beef, squashing the meat.
- Squashing the meat and eating the beef.
- Babe, can you make him stop?
- Yeah, I'm not even looking at him.
- Squashing the meat and eating the beef.
Eating the meat and squashing the beef.
- I'm not looking at you.
- Squashing the meat and eating the beef.
- I'm, like, blocking him out.
- Eating the meat and squashing the beef.
Squashing the beef and eating the meat.
Eating the beef and squashing the meat.
Squashing the beef and eating the meat.
- ♪ Yo, so fly they want to swat me ♪
- Oh, my gosh, they're doing a ghost tour.
- Maybe next time. Sucks we're missing it.
- [laughs]
- We have a reservation for ten.
It's under Vinny Guadagnino, the Chooch.
- [speaking Portuguese]
This is an authentic
southern Brazilian [speaking Portuguese].
You guys are gonna be taking part in the Cut Above package.
And it's gonna come with different cuts of meat.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Here, I'm gonna pass it off to Violet.
- All righty, beautiful.
These are gonna be your lifesaver for tonight.
Red means you're taking a break.
Green means go. - Oh, wow.
Do you have one of the chips that has green on both sides?
Mike's, like, always on go.
- Yo, but the salad bar looks good, though.
- It does look good. [choir vocalizing]
- Don't fill up on the salad bar.
- Vinny, he thinks he's, like, the expert of this place,
like, telling us what we should eat, what we shouldn't eat.
There is every single thing that you can imagine
at this salad bar.
[fanfare-style music]
♪ ♪
I'm just gonna eat what I want.
- Don't eat too much. Don't eat the carbs.
- I am definitely not listening to the Keto Guido.
This man doesn't eat carbs, OK?
And that right there is blasphemy.
- If you guys would like salad bar,
go ahead and fill up on the salad bar.
- Guys, don't fill up on the salad bar.
It's, like, the appetizers.
- Big Daddy Sitch is hungrys.
I could eat the salad bar
and all the different types of meats, no problem.
I don't think Vinny knows who he's dealing with.
Let's see who is gonna be the first
to put their red card up.
- Guys, don't fill up on the salad bar.
- Salad bar.
- Listen, I'm tiny,
but I'm mighty, OK?
So even though I'm the size of one of Mike's legs,
I feel like I can out-meat him. - Let the games begin.
announcer: Round one. Eat!
- I'm watching you.
♪ G-g-g-game on ♪
- Don't fill up on the salad bar.
I have cracked the Brazilian steakhouse Da Vinci Code.
- The salad bar looks good, though.
♪ ♪
Who is gonna be the first to quit
and put their red card up?
Salad bar.
I have a different strategy than Vinny:
treat thyself and eat our best life.
- ♪ Bring it on ♪
announcer: Round one. Eat!
- Big doggin' it.
Ooh, rice and beans. Hey, what up?
- You'll see all the pastas. Don't get that [bleep].
- Who doesn't eat French fries?
Who doesn't eat pastas?
- Ooh, yes.
Mashed potaters.
I mean, come on, now.
Honey, if you don't like the bread, go ahead and skip.
- How you doin', baby? Keeping it light?
Mike, like, thinks he's good at ordering food.
But he just orders everything.
- Is there more of that bread-- this bread?
- I am strategic.
- This is pretty good.
- You know, Mike's just sh**ting his [bleep]
all over the place.
- Oh, oh, oh! Oh, my God.
- And I'm lubing my stomach up.
I'm buying it flowers,
and then I'm gonna give it the meat.
[laughs]
announcer: Round two. Eat!
- Film.
- This is a wild experience right now.
- I love seafood towers. I see food, and I eat it, OK?
Oh, my God. Oh, wow.
- Surrounded by food,
this is the happiest I've seen Mike all vacation.
- It's really good.
Very nice and fresh.
- I love how happy you are.
announcer: Round three. Meat!
- Oh, look at this, man.
- Oh, my God.
[dramatic upbeat music]
- Whoa.
- Thank you.
- Perfect. Thank you.
♪ ♪
- Check out how good this is.
These waiters are relentless.
Like, they do not stop bringing the meat.
- It's pretty good. - Yeah?
- Bacon-wrapped chicken.
Oh, wow, that looks good. Yeah, that's it.
Oh, my goodness, this is what I wanted.
♪ ♪
This meat is good.
- I think I'm meat-drunk. - [sighs]
- Oh, my God, they're coming with the meat.
announcer: Round four. More meat!
- What in the world is going on?
Hello!
Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
- I'm having trouble breathing right now,
to be honest with you.
- Leave me alone!
I'm a vegetarian!
Being a vegan is a miss-steak.
Get it? "Steak."
[laughs]
- I'm so full.
I never thought I'd say this,
but I got to put up my red card right now.
What an experience this was.
announcer: KO.
- Mm, mm, mm.
Keto King, baby.
[clinking glass]
- You should do that-- oh, I'm sorry.
- We'd like to dedicate this dinner--
- It's so cute.
Mike is about to give me credit for out-eating him.
- To our significant others, OK?
- Aw! - Aw, yeah!
- What the [bleep] is happening?
This is exactly why I'm planning Vin Day.
Nobody ever cares to celebrate me.
- Thank you for standing by us.
We love you guys. - That's so sweet.
- Cheers. [all cheering]
- Vin Day is only a few hours away.
These people don't even know what is about to hit them.
- Time to roll out.
- All right. - Thank you.
- A dinner like that is very rare.
- Everybody else is gonna go back to the hotel.
They're all tired.
- Bye! See you later! - Byesies!
Have fun!
- And me and Angelina are, like, "Screw that.
We're going out drinking."
Let's go!
Angeliner and Deener night!
♪ ♪
- Oh, [bleep]. - Ooh, you hit me.
[laughter]
- There's mad clubs here.
- Wait, why are you shutting off the music?
- He's getting phone calls. His b*tches are calling him.
[music resumes]
[laughter]
- Thank you, sir.
- Yo, we'd better take one of them scooters home.
- I did.
I just gained five pounds. - Me, too.
- Let me take off my classy blazer.
- All right, well, that was the best dinner
I've ever had. - It was.
I'm really full, though.
- I don't know how the girls are going out after that.
- Yeah, I picture Angelina and Deena are, like,
in their [bleep] element, with no judgment.
- ♪ Twerk something for a real one ♪
♪ We want to see that booty jiggle and then some ♪
- It's a judgment-free zone tonight.
No Chris weighing them down.
- ♪ And we're sexy ladies, and we in the mood ♪
- I weigh them down sometimes.
I can't keep up with that.
- ♪ Not goin' back, hon, ain't goin' back ♪
♪ Yes, sir ♪
- Good night, babe. - Mm-hmm.
♪ ♪
- A Jersey Turnpike, ah!
Yo!
You Jersey Turnpiked me! I loved it!
You Jersey [bleep] Turnpiked!
I'll show you.
Chris will be fine 'cause it's with a girl
so it doesn't matter.
- That was her thing, I guess,
the Jersey Turnpike. I had no clue.
- My first Jersey Turnpike in Jersey!
- I just thought it was [bleep] twerking drunk.
I didn't know.
[loud cheering]
It's not a night out without a Jersey Turnpike.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Said everybody just wants to party ♪
♪ Get drunk, feel good, and then do it all over again ♪
- After last night, Angelina just needed a night out.
We gotta go.
- Yo, dirty sad. - Dirty sad.
- But Deena, no joke, I swear off this, like,
you really-- the whole time, you were--
you and your husband, like, really were there for me.
After last night, I needed this so much.
And I know Deena knew this.
I love you for that. I really appreciate that.
So her coming out with me tonight means the world to me.
She's really, really a great friend.
You know, we had a great night. - I had so much fun.
Deener and Angeliner night.
- I love you, girl.
[cheery music] - It's Vin Day!
Come on, camera guy, let's go!
- ♪ With the bass down low ♪
- I finally get a party.
I think I have a package. It's Vin Day.
It's Vin Day!
Woo!
It's a party for me.
You get a gray shirt! - Oh, my God!
- You get a gray shirt. - Oh, my God.
[laughter]
- V-Day? Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
- ♪ Got a feeling that you just might give me a try ♪
♪ And maybe we can get together ♪
- What time did you get in last night?
- Like,
- What'd you guys end up doing?
- Jersey Turnpike!
[loud cheering]
Oh, my God.
[music playing]
- [sighs]
It was amazing to hang out with Deena last night
but I am definitely paying for it right now.
I'm shot.
- Well, I'm glad all the stuff with Angelina's squashed.
That was good. We got no beef.
We had enough beef last night at dinner.
- Good morning, honey. You up?
- Still in a meat coma.
- Time to wake up. It's our last day.
- That was the best food I've ever had in my life.
[cheery music]
♪ ♪
- [yawns]
Oh, my God, it's Vin Day.
Vin Day! Vin Day! Vin Day!
It's Vin Day, everybody.
Finally, a day to celebrate me!
I've been celebrating everyone else for years
and I've never had a party.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
all: Happy divorce party!
- To Mike. - Love you guys.
- I usually just sit, and I just follow along
with everyone else's plans,
but not today.
Today is a day for me.
San Diego, my day has finally arrived.
It's Vin Day!
Woo!
announcer: Live from San Diego,
it's "The Vin Day Show," starring Vinny!
- It's Vin Day!
Come on, camera guy, let's go!
Come on, sound guy!
Come on, security! It's Vin Day!
Ah, we've done this show for , years,
something like that,
and I've never had a day to celebrate me.
So it's finally my day.
- ♪ With the bass down ♪
- I finally get a party.
I think I have a package. It's Vin Day.
- OK, all right, cool. Vin Day.
Today feels like Christmas morning.
I've put up with all the [bleep] of this whole trip
of Deena's itinerary,
and now, I finally get a day.
It's Vin Day!
Woo!
- Last day on vacation.
What you got planned?
- Vin took my book. - Uh-oh.
- Come on, Deena, you think you're the party planner?
These are real shirts.
It's V-Day, baby.
All right, let's see.
Yeah, boy!
For a real "Jersey Shore" party,
we need to get matching shirts.
Family Fun Day? We don't need this anymore.
[shirt slicing] FFD is gone.
FFD is something in the past now.
Rip up the shirt, burn it, throw it off the balcony.
It's Vin Day.
- I'm thinking today, we do, like, a cat cafe.
- That's different. - Right?
[intense music]
- [grunts] It's hard ripping a shirt.
- And there's, like, cats you can, like, play with
and adopt and stuff. - Oh, cool. Awesome.
- I'm gonna throw this over the balcony.
♪ ♪
"Hey, everybody.
Please meet me in the suite."
- Oh, Vinny's texting me right now.
- We need to meet him in the suite this morning.
- Oh, God, what the [bleep] does this little [bleep] want?
- All right, so I guess we'll head down to the suite
and meet Vinny.
- Damn, I am sexy.
My shirts are amazing.
I mean, first of all, they're gray,
which is my favorite color.
Fire gray shirt for V-Day.
And I'm basically wearing my Instagram right now.
Look at this lounging candid picture.
Look at this sitting back on a railing candid picture.
Look at this-- I'm looking the--
a lot of looking away pictures.
Woo!
They are gonna love V-Day.
- Hello.
- Guys, come on in. Have a seat.
- Wait, what the [bleep]? - This is weird.
- Why are you standing up like a chooch?
- Don't worry about it. Just sit down.
All right, people, listen. [martial music]
The last years, I've endured a lot.
- A lot of what, Flonase? - [giggles]
- parties for Mike.
- Let freedom reign! [all cheering]
[fireworks popping]
all: Surprise!
Bless-ification!
- Parties for JWOWW. - Those are good parties.
- Happy birthday!
- Thanks, guys.
- Parties for Pauly. - I like partying.
It's my birthday!
[cheers and applause]
- Parties for Nikki.
- Woo!
- But never a party for me.
But that all ends today.
- Yeah, it's the last day, idiot.
[laughter]
- Shut up.
That all ends today.
'Cause today is... [drum roll]
V-Day!
- V-Day? What the hell is that?
- Valentine's Day? It's not Valentine's Day.
- It's a party for me.
♪ ♪
- Nah. I got a flight to catch.
Babe, what time's our flight? We gotta go.
- Are you guys sure you'd rather him book the day
than me book the day?
I did have a lot of stuff planned this last day.
But I'm looking at Vinny...
- Sit down.
- He's happy...
- I'm throwing my own party.
- He's excited....
- Today, we have a lot of activities in here for Vin Day.
- And I'm like-- [sighs]
All right, I'm gonna go along with it.
Go ahead, Vin.
- You get a gray shirt. - Oh, my God!
- You get a gray shirt. - Oh, my God.
- But these shirts are way worse than mine.
- You get a gray shirt.
- Everybody gave me such a hard time.
Now, they can never say [bleep] to me again.
'Cause this is terrible.
[laughs]
- So you know, you--
- No thank you. [laughter]
- Vinny Day? Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
[upbeat synth music]
- Today is V-Day.
- You're throwing your own party?
- We gotta go. - Sit down.
No one will throw me a party.
So what is a man supposed to do?
V-Day.
- Wait, where you taking us, to your mom's house?
- V-Day? [laughter]
- And we're gonna eat breakfast.
But the first rule is no carbs today.
- No!
[laughter, groaning]
- This is the reason why you haven't gotten a party
in years.
- You see why this chooch don't get a day?
- Come on, let's eat.
- What an interesting spread.
- We have cream cheese and no bagels.
- Yep, no carbs today.
- It's gonna be a tough day today.
- So we started the day with a keto breakfast.
- Get that fruit out of there.
- What else you got planned for us today, man?
A male strip club? - You'll see. It'll be fun.
- I had a cat cafe booked.
I'm just hanging-- - [quietly] No, you didn't.
[bleep] this day. [snickers]
[whispering] Oh, my God, it says biking.
It says biking.
- Oh, I don't want to ride a [bleep] bike.
- Vinny, if you think I'm riding a bike today,
you are out your g*dd*mn mind.
- Well, why not? You're good at riding things.
- So basically, we can't have fun, we can't eat good,
We can't have carbs, we can't have pizza,
we can't put product in our hair,
we can't tan because his skin rejects it.
We can all post selfies of ourself on Instagram?
- About that, guys.
Selfies are a big part of my life.
So as we go throughout the day,
I will be asking multiple people to take pictures of me.
And the person that takes the best picture of me--
- What in the hell?
- Will get a photo credit on my Instagram page.
- Wow. What an honor, my guy.
[weak laugh]
You know what they say, so many selfies
and so little knowledge of self.
- Mm. - What about drinking?
Can we drink wine? - I don't drink wine.
- Oh, my God.
- Listen, Vin Day is not all about having fun.
I like to work out. I like to do things.
But I have to earn my food and alcohol.
So we're gonna work our way up to the fun.
They just want to wake up and start drinking wine.
That's not Vin Day.
All right, guys, so listen up.
For our first activity,
I want you all to put on some really comfortable sneakers,
some comfortable bottoms.
And I'll see you guys down at the turf, where the pool is.
- What the [bleep] are we doing on the turf, yoga?
- You'll see. It'll be fun.
We're gonna have a epic time.
This is gonna be the best day ever, right?
[weak cheering, booing]
- I'm having a couple drinks. - Nope, not today.
You're all making my choices. - Oh, this sucks.
This is definitely gonna be, like, the most boring day.
[bleep] this.
- What a waste of bagels. - Oh, my God, exactly.
- What a waste of a day.
- I really don't feel like working out, honestly.
[can cracks]
- [whispering] Let's see if it's clear.
Good, clear. OK.
Vinny and his stupid day.
I'm drinking today because you are not my boss.
You are not the President of the United States of America.
You are not a king.
You're not even a prince, dude.
Get the [bleep] out of here.
Put some watermelon up in this baby.
- No one seems excited for this.
- He can't give us a straight answer about what we're doing.
But we need to wear gray and be excited about no carbs.
- Babe, maybe you should sneak some snacks.
'Cause you know we're not gonna get no snacks.
[wrappers crinkling]
No, you look pregnant. [laughs]
- ♪ Bounce ♪
- Whoa, strong.
Hello? - Hey.
- I made us drinks.
And he's not gonna know because it looks like water.
- Nice. - Yeah.
- It's really good.
[laughter]
- That's, like, a straight shot.
You know, I just want a little buzz.
I don't want to be dead by : p.m.
It's like gasoline.
- All right, so what else can we do?
'Cause if you put wine in a cup like this,
it's gonna look yellow.
- We need to get coffee cups.
Look, it looks like coffee.
We're gonna need another bottle.
- Wow, what a lovely day for Vin Day.
So nice and gray and gloomy.
I love this weather.
- Are you two ready for the worst day ever?
together: Yup.
- All right, I've got our jump ropes here.
Everyone can have a jump rope of their choosing.
- Let's get this party started?
So far, this has been-- [blows raspberry]
what's the opposite of a party? - Hell.
- Literally, I feel like I need to call my therapist
stat for this whole day.
♪ ♪
- I feel like this isn't vacation.
We'll see what's in store for us.
- Yay. - Oh, boy, Vinny!
- Yeah!
- Oh, my goodness. - Ew.
- My word of the day is "survive."
- Vin Day! Vin Day! Vin Day!
- Yo, no way.
I'm not jump roping on vacation.
[all cheering]
all: Vin Day! Vin Day!
- I'm the best party planner ever!
[cheering]
And now we're going to cheat on our significant others!
Oh! Hell yeah!
[knocking] Who is it?
- What are you doing?
[dramatic music]
- Ooh.
- Your [bleep] is right there, and I see it.
Oh, my God.