06x04 - Webs' Masters

[bunniefuu]

[growls]

[fizzles, zaps]

[snarls]

[thunder rumbles]

[epic theme playing]

[zaps, snarls]

[Tom and Jun cheering]

-Come on, pal. We can do this.

-Move it or lose it, Kullersen!

-No way, Wong! Come on, Thunder.

- This race is ours.
- [roars]

♪ ♪

Whoa!

- [Plowhorn growls]
- D'ANGELO: Hey!

Stay in your lane, you two!

No ramming on the course!

-Ramming's racing!

-Eugene, no!

-Prepare for impact, Webs! Ah!

JUN:
Look out!

[all screaming]

[all groaning]

-[weakly] My hair crossed
the finish line first.

-Not before Wu's nose.

-I'm pretty sure Plow's horn
took the win.

-Whoa.

-What took you guys so long?

- Wait a minute. Gonzo won?
- How is that possible?

-You were the last one
on the course.

-Yeah. And while you guys were
busy playing bumper dragons,

we slid right past to victory.

-[baby talk]
Isn't that right, Feathers?

-She outsmarted us?
Ugh, that is so unfair.

We would have won if Kullersen
didn't block our path.

-Oh, that's ridiculous, Eugene.

-You crashed into everyone!

-Only because you guys
can't control your dragons.

TOM/JUN/D'ANGELO:
What?

-You heard me.

Webs and I have the strongest
rider-dragon bond.

- We're as tight as they come.
- [pops tongue]

[overlapping disagreement]

-[mocking gibberish] It's true!

We're like one living creature
in the body of two.

Right, Webs?
We meet for brunch every Sunday,

and we have cool code words
for everything!

Yosemite, quinoa,
porcupine-applesauce.

♪ ♪

We even share a secret
handshake. Check this out.

- [confused growl]
- [grunting]

- [annoyed growl]
- Uh...

Well, obviously,
he doesn't want you to see it.

'Cause it's a secret.

-There's no way you're more
bonded to Webmaster

- than I am to Wu and Wei.
- [happy snarl]

-Of course, we are.

You must have a favorite head
between the two,

which leaves one of them
out in the cold.

[growls, blasts]

[snarls]

-Hey, stop it, you two!
I love you both the same.

TOM: Well,
I'm so connected to Thunder,

we don't even need to
talk about it.

- It just happens naturally.
- [roars]

♪ ♪

- Ha. See?
- [purring]

-Pfft. Total luck, Kullersen.

Thunder probably thought
you were a giant fish nugget.

-A fish nugget?

-If anyone's the nugget,
you're the nugget.

-You're a nugget, nugget.

-It's times like these when I
remember why humanity is doomed.

- Don't listen to them, girl.
- [sad growl]

-We know we have
the tightest bond.

[happy growl]

-Okay, everyone,
shut your traps.

I'll prove it once and for all

that Webs and I
are the tightest.

Webs, let's show 'em our... Webs?

Webs?!

JUN:
[laughs] Wow.

You're so bonded,
Webmaster totally ditched you.

-No way.

Webs wouldn't leave

unless he had
a really good reason.

Webs? Webs! Webs!

Seriously, Webs!

Webs?

♪ ♪

You're starting to freak me out!

[growling]

Oh, Webs!

[quiet growl]

Don't wander off like that!

Gives me heartburn! [sighs]

-Is that what I think it is?

-Here we go.

This is the moment
when a fun day of dragon sliding

becomes a perilous adventure
into the unknown.

-It's an enormous
blade of grass.

-How is that possible?

- This whole place is ice.
- EUGENE: See?

I told you Webs
wouldn't just wander off.

Unless he was coming back
with something swicked.

-Webs, can you show us
where you found it?

-Of course, he can!

You can, right, Webs?

[snarls]

[dramatic music]

[majestic music]

Epic! Way to go, Webs!

- [laughs] What a find!
- [happy snarl]

-Whoa. Look at this place.

Everything's giant!

-Or did we all shrink?

-No way, Alex.

Wait. How can we know for sure?!

-If it wasn't for us,

you guys would never
have found this place.

We totally rule! Ha, ha!
Quick! Secret handshake.

- [Eugene grunting]
- [confused growling]

-Well, Eugene's ego
certainly hasn't shrunk.

-Alright, let's look around.
But be careful.

We don't know anything
about this new realm.

-Come on, Webs. Let's swoop up
and get a dragon's-eye view.

-Eugene, wait!

[deep, loud growl]

♪ ♪

-Uh... [clears throat]

I have decided that we will
explore this new realm on foot.

-Good idea, Eugene.

I don't know what we'd do
without your steady leadership.

♪ ♪

[eerie grumbling]

[Thunder snarling]

[shushing]

[deep rumbling]

[mystical singing]

[deep rumbling]

-Okay. Good.
He's just passing through.

-You know the expression
"go big or go home"?

Can we just go home?

-Hm.
This grass doesn't look bitten.

It looks like
it was cut by something.

-Oh, so now we gotta
watch out for the world's
biggest lawnmower?

-Uh, no, Eugene.

Some animals mark their
territory by scratching trees

or knocking down foliage.

-So, you're saying we might be

wandering into
someone else's yard?

-Yeah, we don't wanna be rude
and show up empty-handed, right?

- Let's just g...
- [roaring]

[eerie growling]

-I have a bad feeling
about this.

-We can't fly outta here.
That giant swooper might get us.

[dramatic sting]

[Wu and Wei growl]

[loud stomp]

[growling, snarling]

[roaring]

♪ ♪

- [Feather squawks]
- [loud shriek]

[creatures snarling]

-Quick!
Everyone get in a circle!

[snarling]

-Too late, Kullersen!

-We're gonna have
to fight our way out!

- Blast 'em!
- [roars]

[growling]

-Ah! Feathers!

-Come on, Plow!
Show them who's boss!

[snarls]

[loud shriek]

Okay, he's the boss, too!

- Wei, bring the heat!
- [roars]

[Jun yells]

- [sizzling]
- [Eugene gasps]

[growling]

-Webs! What do we do?

[growling]

Webmaster!

Webs! Flame him up!

[roars]

Webs?

- Webs!
- [creature snarls]

- Webs!
- Eugene, stop!

Webmaster!

[dragons grumbling]

What's going on?

♪ ♪

[sniffing]

Webs! Webmaster!

-I'm not sure
we should be yelling.

-Yeah. We don't want those
scorpion dragons to come back.

-Webs wouldn't just run off
and leave me like this.

He must have sacrificed himself
trying to save the team.

I never should have
let him do it.

-Try to calm down, Eugene.

-Calm down? Webs was taken
by those hideous creatures!

This is calm!
And don't even think about

making us leave without him,
Kullersen.

-Don't worry, Eugene.

We're not going anywhere.
We'll find him.

-I just hope when we do,
he wants to be found.

[whispers] He looked pretty
chummy with those other dragons.

- [Plowhorn growling]
- Huh?

- [roars]
- Plowhorn's got him!

[dramatic music]

[distant growling, roaring]

That's it!
They must be in there.

-Alright.
I'm going in to get Webs.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Let's think about this, Eugene.

We have no idea
what's in that cave.

-And I'm not in the mood
to tell Mom

you became a dragon snack!

-Instead of running
in there blind,

let's draw them out.
Like shaking a beehive.

-Because that's always
a great idea.

-Okay, fine.
But whatever we're gonna do,

let's do it fast. Webs needs me.

[dragons roaring]

♪ ♪

-You guys ready?

[Plowhorn growls]

After Thunder gives it
a good pop,

we'll lead those
nasty ones away.

-Then I'll go in and grab Webs.

And then we get the heck out
of this giant mess of a realm.

-Sounds good. Thunder?

Light it up, pal.

[roars]

[dragons roaring]

-Here they come.

[roaring, screeching]

♪ ♪

[shrieking]

-Hey! Over here! Okay.

[roars]

Go, go, go!

- JUN: This way!
- ALEX: What are you waiting for?

[roars]

JUN:
Come get us!

- [loud whisper]
- Webs?

Webs, you in here?

Ugh.

Talk about a roach motel.

Webs?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[shrieking, growling]

♪ ♪

[roars]

[snarls]

[quiet growl]

- Hey, where's Feathers?
- [purrs]

Ah! Oh, would you stop that?

-We won't be able to evade
those things for very long.

They know this realm. We don't.

- We could try to fly.
- [Plowhorn growls]

[deep, loud growl]

- [Plowhorn whimpers]
- [whispers] Never mind.

-All we have to do
is evade them a little longer.

Just until Eugene
shows up with Webmaster.

[snarling]

Shh.

[dramatic music]

- [loud whisper]
- Webs?

[quiet growling]

Oh, there you are!
We gotta get you outta here

before those creeps come back.

- [roaring]
- Ah! Stop!

[scoffs] What's the matter
with you?

- [roars]
- [Eugene yelps]

Let's all just stay calm.
[gasps]

[grunting]

Come on, Webs!

I-I don't know why
you're acting this way

but you gotta snap out of it.

[snarls]

That's it.

- [snarls]
- Come on, Webs!

It's me, your best bud.

Who sneaks you
late-night snacks? This guy!

Who loves brunch
just as much as you do,

even though he doesn't look like
a brunchy type of guy? Me!

And who introduced you
to Half Crab,

your favorite band
in the whole world?

Eugene Wong,
that's who! [grunts]

None of this is getting
through to you, is it?

Man, I don't get it.
Did you just forget?

We're the most bonded of all
the dragons and the riders!

We even look the coolest
out of the group!

Doesn't that mean anything
to you anymore?

Hold it. Remember our
secret handshake? Hit me!

Ah!

[gasping]

What the heck, Webmaster?
Let me outta this!

[roars]

So that's it, huh? Y-You're just
bonded with those guys now?

Just completely ditching
out on us?!

[grunts] I mean, I get that
the other riders are kinda lame,

but me? Why?

[quiet growl]

[somber music]

-What is taking Eugene so long?
He should be back by now.

-In my brother's defense,
he messes everything up.

-We need to give him more time.

We can't risk those
vicious dragons

going back to the cave.

Eugene will be a goner for sure.

-If he doesn't show up soon,
we'll all be goners.

-Find anything helpful yet?

-[sighs]
The dragons are called...

Deathgrippers?

-That's appropriate.

- [gasps]
- What's wrong?

We gotta get Eugene
out of there. Like, now!

-Why? What does the book say?

[dragon roaring]

♪ ♪

[roars]

[snarling]

-[whispers] They're headed back
to their cave!

-I hope Eugene and Webmaster
got out.

-We can't wait and see anymore.
If what this book says is right,

Eugene's in serious danger.

[dramatic music]

-[grunts] Let me outta here!

[struggling] You know this is
a real jerk move.

What kind of dragon
betrays his best friend?

After all I've done for you!

Then you web me up,
so I can be food

for your new
psycho dragon friends?

Real nice, Webmaster.

[growling]

♪ ♪

Should I even call you
Webmaster anymore?

More like Dweebmaster. Ha!

No fun being on the other side
of my sick burns, is it?

[laughs]

If I get out of this,

I don't even know
if we're friends anymore.

Wait...

They stung you?

Is that what happened?

Are they somehow forcing you
to do this?

Show me a sign.

- Let me help you!
- [growls]

[snarling]

Webmaster.
Webmaster, listen to me.

Look, you don't wanna hand me
over to them, okay?

You're making a big mistake.
Please.

[growls]

[gasps]

Come on, Webs! Please! It's me!

Oh, this is gonna hurt.

- [growling]
- Webmaster!

Help! [grunts] Please!

Whatever control they have
over you,

you have to... Ah!

[roaring]

[roars]

[electricity fizzling]

-Thunder, keep 'em busy.
I'll get Eugene.

[screeching]

- [snarling]
- Eugene!

We think Webmaster was stung
by the Deathgrippers.

He may be under
some kind of mind control.

-Tell me something
I don't know, Kullersen!

[squawks]

[shouting]

-Come on. We gotta split!

-Not without Webmaster!

-Eugene,
he's under mind control!

-I have to try.

-We'll distract
the Deathgrippers.

You get Webmaster.

Let's draw them out, pal.

[Thunder growls]

[snarling]

♪ ♪

-Come on, Webs.

- We gotta get outta here!
- [hissing]

[roars]

[groans] I was hoping
you wouldn't stick around.

You are one ugly...

[roars]

[screaming] I take it back!
I take it back! I take it back!

[panting]

Would you at least
do something?!

[roaring]

[snarling]

[roars]

Oh, when I said something,

I didn't mean come after me,
you dope!

[roars]

♪ ♪

[roars]

Okay, you wanna play?
Let's play!

- [growling]
- [Eugene grunts]

[yelling]

I instantly regret this!

Webmaster!
I could use a little help!

[growls]

♪ ♪

[snarls]

[roars]

[sizzling]

- [Plowhorn roars]
- [Deathgripper snarls]

- Whoa!
- [growls]

[panting]

- I think we lost them.
- [growls, sniffs]

[screaming]

[grunting, groans]

Plowhorn!

[Plowhorn growling]

Get off her!

[roars]

Oh. Didn't expect that to work.

[loud shriek]

[screaming]

[growling]

- [Feathers squawks]
- [Alex gasps]

[screeching]

ALEX:
Nice dragon...

- [Alex whimpering]
- [growling]

-It's going for Alex!
Lay down cover!

♪ ♪

- Thanks, D!
- Thank me later. Hide better!

- Run!
- [growls]

[roars]

[snarling]

[roars]

♪ ♪

[growling]

[panting]

[gasping]

[grunting, whimpering]

[stones clatter]

[growling]

[panting]

-Webs,
there's nowhere for me to go.

I can't beat that thing.

It's just like the first time
we met.

Cornered by a fierce dragon.

But we saved each other.

We didn't even know each other
yet, but we saved each other.

You remember?

[growling]

Look,
I know I always talk a good game

about being super popular

and having tons of friends
all over the world, but...

[sniffs] the truth is,
you're my only real friend.

[gasps]

I've never had a bond
like this with anyone.

Nothing should ever
be able to break that.

It was supposed to be
me and you forever.

[growling]

[roars]

Ugh. Go ahead. Call 'em.

Doesn't matter
what happens to me.

I won't leave you.

Even if that sting made
you forget our bond,

I haven't. [crying]

I love you too much
to ever forget.

[squawking]

- Webs?
- [growls]

[roars]

♪ ♪

[snarling]

[growling]

- [roars]
- Oh, Webs!

-Webs, buddy!
Let's get outta here!
-[snarling]

- [roars]
- [Webmaster squawks]

[growling]

[roars]

Oh, yes!

Way to give that loser
a taste of his own medicine!

[weak growling]

[laughs]

Oh, I knew you'd come back.

I'm so, so sorry
I called you to Dweebmaster.

[squawks]

Now, can we please
get out of this k*ll cave?!

[roars]

♪ ♪

-I think they're
right behind us.

Just take my word for it. Ah!

- Ah!
- [yelling]

-Don't go that way!

-You do not wanna go
that way either!

[distant roaring]

- Where's Alex?
- I don't know! She was hiding.

[growling]

[tense music]

[grass rustling]

[growling]

[roars]

♪ ♪

-Gonna have to
blast our way out again!

[roars]

[blasting, roaring]

-Lock and load those loogies,
girl.

[sad growl]

Or not.

[weak fizzling]

-[sighs]
Thunder's exhausted, too.

[roaring]

EUGENE:
What's up, jerks?

JUN:
Eugene?!

[heroic music]

-What do we got here?
Two uglies against all of us?

- Blast 'em!
- Eugene!

The dragons
are out of firepower!

-Oh. Uh... [nervous laugh]
Bad timing.

[hissing, growling]

[loud shriek]

- [Deathgrippers roar]
- [giant crunch]

- [Deathgrippers squeal]
- [bones breaking]

[loud roar]

-I think that's our cue.

-Did you guys hear that?

It sounded like granola cereal.

- Gonzo!
- Okay, okay, I'm coming.

♪ ♪

- [growling]
- There you go, Webmaster.

- Should be healed up in no time.
- [squawks]

-That might be
the craziest realm yet.

- Right, pal?
- [purrs]

-I vote we avoid that realm.

And since I'm the only one that
voted, I win. Yay democracy.

- I'm okay with going back there.
- [growls]

As long as we avoid
those big things in the sky.

-Are you weenies
gonna yammer on all day,

or are we gonna finish
this race?

-I don't know, Eugene.

Maybe we should
call it quits for the day.

-Quits? Uh, Webs and I
don't know how to quit.

Ready... set go!

- [squawking]
- See you at the bottom, losers!

-Oh, come on!

- Eugene!
- No fair!

[Plowhorn growls]

-They never learn.

[squawks]

-Yeah!

First place!

First loser. Second loser.

Third loser. Ha!

-Why aren't you two
best buds celebrating

with your secret handshake?

-Pfft. Oh, Junebug.

Someday, you'll understand
that a true bond

isn't based on a
silly secret handshake.

[squawks]

Because it's a bond
you can't shake.

-Couldn't have said it
better myself.

[purrs]

-That was actually kind of deep.

What happened to my brother?

Did you get stung by one of
those mind-control dragons?

-I think Eugene found a feeling.

[squawks, slurps]

-Ah! Love you, too, buddy.

Now get off me and let's beat
these sad sacks again!

Ha, ha! We're number one!

We're number one!

Webs and Eugene!

♪ ♪