- Angelina, be sexy.
- Now, that's how you get pink eye.
- You f*cking like him.
Just say it.
- I would date Vinny, full blown.
- Wow. - Feel it.
- If he's feeling better, maybe you could still
catch a tournament tonight. - Are you sure?
Love you. Bye.
- M. - V.
- P.
- BDS. - BDS.
- BDS is a professional athlete.
- From The Jersey Shore, Mike "The Situation."
[cheering]
It's happening.
- My God, we still have to do this cheer thing.
- It's going to be great. Tell me when.
- I'm embarrassed.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
♪ ♪
- ♪ Are you ready? 'cause it's game time ♪
♪ Everybody focus with the same mind ♪
♪ I've been trying ♪
- So both of my flights this morning were canceled.
I just sat on the runway for three hours.
I am just going to go home because I feel
like by time I get to Charlotte,
they are going to be coming home.
I tried my best, Mike.
I hope that you are doing amazing.
[upbeat music]
- Welcome back, everybody, to Rock Hill, South Carolina,
where athletes become legends and legends
will live on forever.
Live on The Ocho and ESPN, this is the ACL SuperHole III.
So far today in the quarterfinals,
Jay Cutler came up short, and Doug Flutie has prevailed.
And before our next match-up,
looks like Mike "The Situation"
brought his own cheer squad.
Let's get to the floor and check out their routine.
- When I say corn, you say hole!
Corn!
Corn!
Oh, my God, this is embarrassing.
We're the best.
It's just me and Ange.
Jenni didn't want to do the cheer.
both: We're team BDS!
- This is like my worst nightmare.
- We're the best.
- We're team BDS.
This is just, like, awkward.
- We're the best.
We're team BDS.
- But now all of a sudden, the girls start to turn it around.
- We're the best! We're team BDS!
- I mean, this is a cornhole crowd.
- We're team BDS!
[cheering]
- That's not easy.
- Let's go!
- Yay!
- Well, that was surely something.
And now, just a quick reminder about how our matches
are scored.
rounds in a game.
Highest score at the end of rounds wins.
One point for a sack on the board.
Three points for a sack in the hole.
Now, it's time for our last quarterfinal match-up.
We have Ben Rector going up against--
- Straight from The Jersey Shore,
"The Situation" Sorrentino.
[cheering]
- Who will move on in the competition,
and who will be going home?
Let's take it back to the floor and find out.
- Best of luck, man.
[dramatic music] I'm super focused.
I've done a ton of practice.
Release.
[buzzer blares]
Ah.
Come on.
- Ooh, a little rusty, bro.
- I really put the work in. - All right, let's go.
Come on, champ.
- I'm having trouble breathing.
This right here is the life of a pro athlete.
[snores]
And now it's time to show up.
[cheering]
announcer: Now it's time for the main event.
Oh, yeah, SuperHole championship, yeah.
[cheering]
- Get it! - Yes!
- Yes. - Shh.
- Come on, Mike.
[cheering]
- Look at this again.
Way up in the air, a unique technique.
But he just slides it right in.
- - Sorrentino.
[cheering]
- Get your six, Mike!
Get your six.
- Yes.
- You got it, Mike.
[hip-hop music]
[bell dings] - Yes.
- Mike, you're in the zone.
I cannot believe it.
Mike doesn't suck.
- Get your second hole! Whoo!
- Yeah, we got a situation.
- We got a situation right now, for sure.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[bell dings]
- Get your second hole!
♪ ♪
[cheering]
- Mike is getting sacks in the hole.
He's getting his points.
Honestly, I'm very surprised.
He might, like, be, like, really good at this.
♪ ♪
[cheering]
- f*ck. - All right. All right.
- sh*t. - Good job, Mike.
You got this.
Let's go!
- Round number six.
- He's still got it. We're good.
- Ooh!
[cheering]
- -, Trzcienski-Sorrentino.
- Let's go, Mike.
- Let's go, Mike.
- You got this, Mike.
- What a bag.
- Come on.
- I'm not going to lie.
Things are taking a turn, and it's not looking so good.
Like, sh*t's getting real.
They're on a comeback.
- It's okay.
- -.
- You get to within five, you've got a chance.
Anything's possible here.
[tense music]
- How the f*ck did that happen?
- And now make it to .
A huge round here.
Now, a lot of pressure here on "The Situation."
♪ ♪
- You got it, Mike. - Mike, let's go.
- I'm starting to get in my head a little bit right now.
I'm missing more and more shots.
- Ooh.
- Ah, it's getting tight.
♪ ♪
[bell chiming] - Ooh.
- Get it, Mike. Get it, Mike. Get it, Mike.
[bell chiming]
- Oh, f*ck.
- Are you f*cking kidding me?
- Oh, my gosh, and a lead change.
Wow.
- -.
- [laughs]
- This is the last and final round.
- f*ck, man. f*ck, man. - Come on.
We only have, like, a couple throws left,
and the team is now ahead.
And I'm like, how did this happen?
[bell dings]
- I'm going to throw my pom-pom at him.
He's got to get that sack in the hole.
I mean, it all comes down to this, and that's it.
- Come on, Mike!
[tense music]
♪ ♪
announcer: That will do it.
- Yeah, I'm feeling a little defeated right now.
We lost to .
- No!
- It's all right.
- I feel that I let victory slip through my fingers.
I had it.
- It's all right.
- All right, Mike.
- He did so good.
- I really wish I had a better showing.
I--I--I don't want to give any excuses,
but, you know, we just fell short.
I guess the consolation prize is that we did
a little bit better than Jay Cutler.
[buzzer blares]
He had a quick exit. - k*lled it.
- Just coming here, you already won, Mike.
- Mm-hmm. - Yes.
- Really. - Mike, you're a legend.
- I'ma check this guy for performance-enhancing drugs.
- It looks like it's an easy game.
In general, like, it's f*cking hard
to get those sacks in the hole.
Jesus Christmas, like, it's f*cking hard.
- I got in my head at the end, yeah.
- It's okay.
- He's gonna take it over next year.
I see it coming, Mike.
- Mike, you crushed it. - You did so good.
- All right, guys, thanks for your support.
- No, Mike, we're not just saying it.
- Sometimes Angelina can't find the hole, either.
- Shut up, you d*ck.
I have no problems with that.
You did so good, though.
- But hey, at least Jay Cutler lost, too.
- That's true.
- He lost before he even went on.
- He was a quicker exit. - That's all that matters.
- He was a quick exit.
- That's what you get for running your mouth,
Cutler chooch.
- [screams]
- Angelina, this is what your vag*na looks like.
[cheering]
- I want to be a caveman.
- We made fire!
- We did.
- I'm a firefighter.
- What should we do with Ange?
- She said she likes him.
- She does like him.
- I don't know, man.
I think she's falling for the Keto Guido.
- You never know what can happen one day.
- All right, so you're saying there's a chance.
- Let's go to the VIP. - All right, let's go.
We're gonna see Butler there, by the way.
You know that. - ♪ Pull up to the club ♪
♪ We in VIP ♪
- I'm drunk. - I know you are.
Jay, Jay, you lost.
- You were talking stuff in the DM.
- Can I knee you in the ba*ls?
- We're all losers. - I didn't even play Mike.
- What is she doing?
- Is your love language hitting people?
This b*tch assaults Jay Cutler.
- No offense.
- They will call the cops on your a*s.
- Bye. I'm running away.
- Good to see you. - "The Situation."
- Good to see you. - Good to see you, bro.
- Good to see you. - Take care, man.
- Good to see you. Yo, God bless, guys.
- See you, buddy.
- Oh, you're here.
- Snooki. - You're the best.
- I love you, Snooki.
- All right, guys, let's get it.
- Bye, baby.
You be good, okay?
- Ooh, you're really hugging me right now.
- I know.
- Make sure you don't slap my a*s, all right?
- Huh? - I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- All right. Let's go.
I need to wash this L off.
- Let's go eat.
- Shotgun, called it.
- ♪ Too much ain't never enough ♪
♪ Some might say call it a bluff ♪
♪ Know they ain't talking to us, nah ♪
- Hey, guys, who would be on the Italian Mount Rushmore?
- MVP would be on there, man.
- John Gotti.
- Da Vinci.
- Joe Pesci.
- Al Capone.
- Lady Gaga.
- Luca Brasi.
- Pavarotti.
- Where are we?
Is this a country club?
Oh, I need a martini.
- Facts.
- Oh, I don't think we're dressed appropriately
for a country club. - You are.
- % no.
- I'm in biker shorts.
[intense electronic music]
Are we allowed to walk on the mulch?
- Yeah, I'm underdressed.
- Yeah.
- I didn't know it was this nice.
- Bro, club napkins and sh*t.
- ♪ I can just tell you ain't never been a boss ♪
♪ By your talk, I've been calling my shots ♪
♪ Like I'm playing with you ♪ - Cheers.
- To my boy, Mike. - Cheers to Mike.
- You did one hell of a job at that tournament.
- Mike, you're our champion. - Thank you, guys.
Love you guys. - Regardless.
- Thank you, guys. - You did your thing, man.
- Thank you, guys, for the support, guys.
- You k*lled it. - You adult porn star.
- Thank you, guys.
- How's Lauren doing?
- She gave me the best news today.
She came from the doctor. - Yeah.
- She's pregnant?
- Baby's perfect. - Oh, good.
- Is it a her or a him?
- We do know the sex.
Honey, looks like we got something important
that came in the mail.
- It's the gender. - Stop it.
Really? - Yeah.
- Can you say? - I can't announce it.
- Wait, is it a boy or a girl?
- Yeah, are you going to get pink or blue stuff?
- I cannot say.
- You don't have to tell us. Just let us know.
Is it a boy or a girl? - Yeah.
- We all know Mike "The Situation,"
and that man cannot keep a secret.
- You know, we actually baking a cake for you right now.
- Mike walks in the room and goes,
you know we're making a Funfetti cake for you.
- Shut the [...] up.
- If you tell us, we won't tell nobody that you told us.
- Yeah, we're not going to tell anybody.
- So you're saying it's another boy?
- Are you happy it's a boy?
- Are you happy that he has a little brother?
- Does it have a p*nis?
- Me and Lauren haven't officially
announced the gender, because I want
to have a true gender reveal.
- Wait, what are you having, a boy or a girl?
- I can't say.
Is Romeo going to have a little brother or a little sister?
Just let's do a peek.
- Okay, ready?
- Ready, go.
, --
- Breathe if you're having a boy.
Ooh, I knew it.
He's having a boy.
- Oh, my God, I saw it!
[screaming]
- Would Lauren be pissed if you slipped?
- Yes.
We did it, honey.
We did it.
Oh, my God, we did it.
- I love you.
- We did it.
- It's a girl!
- It's a girl!
- Do you have any names? - I can't say.
- All right, I have--
I have a name that you might name your son.
- Okay, what is it?
- Oh!
- No, no, no, no.
- He tripped up.
He tripped up.
- He said it. He said it. - Oh.
- What was said?
- He tripped up.
- sh*t.
- Your face is red.
- Listen, be surprised, okay?
- He's upset with her.
- Be surprised at the gender reveal.
- Oh, %. - Be surprised.
- [gasps] Oh, sh*t. - %.
- I thought the gender reveal was for the parents
to find out the gender.
- Now, it's time to plan a gender reveal--
- I'm in shock. - --with the squad.
- Whoo.
- All right, can I jump out of a plane?
- [laughs] What?
- Can I jump out of a plane?
- No.
- Mike and Lauren know the gender.
So they just do gender reveals for other people.
- But you know with the second one,
you're not even supposed to do a gender reveal.
- You know that. - Oh, really?
- You don't go crazy.
- A gender reveal is, like, considered, like, my thing.
So it probably would be sort of big.
- My money don't jiggle-jiggle.
- What, are you like a DJ or something?
- In my past life. - Oh, cool.
Weren't you an EMT?
- You were an EMT?
- I was trying to be a firefighter.
In order to be a firefighter you have to be an EMT--
- Holy sh*t. - And I got my EMT, yeah.
- Oh, I could see that. - No way.
- So I went to school to be a firefighter,
then I got a call to go to "Jersey Shore"
for days. - What's that?
- Oh, my God. And then it just--
- How did you guys hear about the "Jersey Shore" casting?
- I was in Brooklyn at a nightclub,
and somebody tapped my shoulder.
I was like, who the f*ck is this?
And then she gave me her card. She said, come tomorrow.
I was like, all right.
I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby.
You guys ready to party with me this summer?
I'm ready to go wild.
- I get a phone call, and then they were like,
oh, we like your look for a show,
wanna film a day in your life.
I'm like, all right.
They come to my house, and they're like,
this kid's the real deal.
He has an Italian flag tattoo on his back,
and he has an Italian flag above his bed.
I was born and raised a Guido.
It's just a lifestyle. It's being Italian.
It's representing family, friends,
tanning, gel, everything.
- How'd you get on the show?
- A friend of mine sent me the application,
and then I filled it out.
And I was like, I don't have a tan.
I don't have muscles.
I'm a Guido.
Most people might consider being a Guido
like you're stupid,
but I went to school, graduated college.
That doesn't shy away from, say,
I don't have fun at night, you know what I mean?
And I party and fist pump like the best of them.
- My casting tape was going out with the Gotti boys at a club.
- Oh, yeah, she's with Carmine.
- How embarrassing. - Dancing with Carmine.
- I am like a praying mantis.
After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.
Let the party begin, b*tch.
- How about you?
- You were the first guy casted on the show.
- This is the Situation right here.
My abs are so ripped up, it's-- you call it the Situation.
I had just gotten out of rehab for my first time.
And my dad said that he was gonna kick me out of the house.
And someone said, listen, I heard they're
casting for a reality show.
And then we shot at the club.
We shot at the gym.
We shot at the tanning salon.
- Oh, my God.
- And he said, "This is exactly,"
he's like, "what we're looking for."
- Back in the day when we started this crazy journey,
I had no idea it was gonna turn into,
like, my whole life.
- And I did not know what the f*ck I was
getting myself into back then.
But it's--it's a blessing.
- The fact that, like, I got to do a show,
I'm like, ooh, yay.
But like, who knew we were going to still be friends?
- We've had our ups and downs.
But we always make our way, you know, back to being friends
and being family, and that's what it's all about.
- This was a life-changing experience,
whether you like it or not.
- And maybe we should get a shore house next--
next summer.
[cheering]
- Let's do it!
- Still friends.
- years.
- Look at you now!
- Mike, show the Situation.
- Oh, it's not ready right now.
[laughter] [upbeat music]
- ♪ Ey, no one's gonna give me ♪
♪ No one's going to give me ♪
- ♪ I walk into the room with all those eyes on me ♪
-Salute. - Cheers.
- Still friends.
- years.
- Look at you now!
- Look at us! - [laughs]
- Oh, no, I'm glad we were able to do this.
I got to get to Vegas for a show.
Good night, guys.
- What a nice dinner.
- We got to say goodbye to Pauly.
Yo. - My man. Good sh*t today.
- Thank you so much for supporting me, man.
- Yes, sir. - Thank you so much.
- Our night is not done.
It's time to go from country restaurant
to the country bar.
- Oh, my God. I'm full.
This hurts.
- I can't believe I got out of Mike that he's having a boy.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God.
- Get out. - Where are we?
Come on, bubbarard.
- It's crazy down there.
- Yeah, my worst nightmare again.
[cheering]
- Yeah. [laughs]
- All right, we're gonna go to the tap.
- It's past my bedtime.
- Now, we're in a treehouse.
[laughs]
- There's spiders everywhere. I'm panicking.
- [screams]
- Watch this.
[cheering]
- Do it now.
- Yeah!
[cheering]
- Yeah!
[cheering]
- No!
- Just look over and wave.
- I'm not the president.
- Just come here, come here and wave.
- Neither are we.
- JWOWW! JWOWW!
[cheering]
- I'm nervous.
I hate you.
- Did you see her?
She went like this.
- I closed my eyes the whole time.
- Oh, no, not on my shoe.
- RIP to my shoe.
- Oh, no, her shoe.
- Another one on another vacation.
- Jenni, people are dying.
- f*ck off.
Ah, look, there's a spider web.
I'm going home.
I have a wet shoe and a spider impregnating one
of my f*cking holes right now.
I'm leaving.
- Honestly, I'm just trying to enjoy my last night.
I'm still ready to party.
And Mom Jenni is just like, let's go home.
Like, oh, my God.
- Bathrooms and then leave.
- I'm going straight to leaving.
I can't walk, because my heel is wet,
and it's gonna slip.
- ♪ Get hype, get hype, get hype ♪
[groans]
I need to leave. Angelina, please.
[upbeat music]
[SINGING] We're serious.
No, I don't play.
- Hell yeah.
- Bye, buys. - Thank you.
- How far are we? I'm dying.
- Ah, here we go.
Jenni is back to being Prickly Elder right now.
- Oh, yeah. I'm Meena.
You're Dren.
What is this?
- Prickly Elder. [laughter]
- We all have drunk alter egos.
- You got whacked, b*tch.
- Jenni is PE, Prickly Elder.
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
[screams]
- She's not having fun,
just like a mean, old lady b*tch.
- [groans]
- I miss Deena.
[upbeat music]
- People down here are so nice.
- You need to find yourself a nice Southern country girl.
- It's true.
- I hope I see a deer.
- [yawns]
- So weird.
[bell dings] - I miss Deena.
- How many times are you going to say that?
- This is where I miss my meatball because she
is a good time when it comes to, like, you know,
having fun on a trip.
I kind of want to put my head out like a dog.
Hello, open road.
I see you, deer.
This is a nice nature...walk.
- What the f*ck are you doing?
- I'm looking for aliens.
- Oh, my God.
You're gonna lose an eyelash.
- Oh, there goes my lash.
- No, I want to go the f*ck home.
- Jenni, we're driving home.
Oh, my God.
- No, they're slowing down because of you.
- Oh, my God.
- Go in the wilderness when we get home.
- Honestly.
I miss you, Deeners.
- You said it times.
[dynamic electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Come on, Ange.
- Ugh. Ow.
- I need to go to bed. - [screams]
- Should I lock them out now?
- Yeah, lock them the f*ck out.
I am not entertaining Dren tonight.
I am going the f*ck to bed.
- All right, I got to get to bed.
Let's get to bed.
- Good night, guys.
- I miss Pauly.
♪ ♪
- Life of an athlete.
- Do you want to have a nice drink now that we're home?
- Nicole-- - We're in our cozies.
- I am so tired.
- Angeliners, she's always saying,
"I'm so fun. I'm going to hang out.
Whoo!"
She can't hang.
Good night. - Go.
- Okay.
She's a f*cking "corcus."
A carcass and then a carcass.
Listen, if Deener was here--
- I'm going to bed.
- I'm sorry. I'm very tired.
- I miss Deener.
It's our last night, you know?
You don't want to have a nice glass of wine?
I don't mind, like, going by the fire and having a wine.
This is kind of where I miss Deeners
because Deeners-- we would, like, pull through.
Deena would do anything, I feel.
I miss Deeners.
Deener.
I have no friends.
We're leaving tomorrow.
- I have to go to bed.
- I miss you, Deeners.
I need my meatball, honestly. Like, I mean--
- All right, good night.
Bye, after you say sorry right now
and tell me something else.
Take it back.
- I mean, I take it back, but you said
you were gonna be my meatball.
I'm not begging for you, b*tch.
- Bye.
- Deener, I miss you.
- So annoying.
[upbeat music]
- You said you were gonna be my meatball.
I'm not begging for you, b*tch.
- I am your meatball, but you don't have to say,
I miss my other meatball.
I'll go to have one drink with you outside,
and then we'll have a fire.
Last night was a crazy night.
I'm tired as f*ck. - You're being annoying.
You want to go to sleep. - I said yes.
How does she stay up till
: in the morning every night? Come on.
I'm down to say yeah.
I said, okay, I'll have one drink with you by the fire.
- Are you serving a plate?
This is my time.
This is my last night, and I kind of want
to get drunk a little bit.
All right.
Angeliners?
Whoo!
- That was-- - b*tch.
I miss Deena. She would not do that.
- I'm going to bed.
One more time, I'm going to bed.
I swear of God, I'm going to bed.
I get really mad when you do that.
I love you. - Okay, I'm sorry.
- But Jesus Christ, I don't have to hear that every time.
Cheers. - Cheers.
I should make the fire.
- We have to?
Okay.
- Do you have a match?
- No, I don't have a match. Okay.
- Oh, my God. Ooh. - Whoo.
- Ooh, there is bug in my eye.
- No, there's not.
What?
- How did we start this?
- Where's that box?
- Fire, let it be lit.
- Let it rain.
- Oh, yeah, get a branch.
- What am I doing?
We're so stupid.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Jamie.
- Sit down and enjoy your drink.
- Maybe it's the wind.
- It's definitely the wind.
- Wait, watch your--no.
Shut your hair, b*tch.
Everything you've seen in the movies
about lighting a fire or the house going on fire
so quickly, it's all lies.
I would never want to be a caveman--
a caveman, ever, because
I'd be f*cked right now.
I honestly got to give props to the cavemen
because this sh*t is extra hard.
- Come on.
- Go, go, go.
- Yeah, do you have some money?
- What, are you f*cking nuts?
- At this point, I don't even know what we're burning,
but we're trying to burn everything
to get this fire going.
I did Girl Scouts for, like, a year.
- How do you not know how to make a fire then, Nicole?
- Because I only sold cookies, b*tch.
- I'm dead.
- Ange, I feel like we've been here for two hours.
- I want a fire pit.
- [groans] - Now the box will set on fire.
- We made fire!
- Whoo! We did.
We f*cking did it! [cheering]
- We made a fire!
- I'm, like, so happy with myself.
- We made a fire.
- I cannot believe it.
We lit that m*therf*cking fire.
- Cheers to making our first fire.
- Cheers.
- You did it, Ange. - Thank you.
- Let's do a truth or dare, but we're doing truth.
Do you want to f*ck Vinny?
You like Vinny.
- I've known Vinny for a long time.
I've always liked him like that.
I would say, yeah, I think he's very funny.
Sometimes he makes me laugh more than others.
- Left, right, side to side, left, right, side to side.
- [laughs]
I haven't seen bombing that bad since World w*r II.
- [laughs]
- You like him.
Just say you like him. - I like him.
I like him, but I think we have to put it to rest
because it's all about fate.
And I also feel like we're not destined to be together, like,
or f*ck each other again.
- Angelina obviously likes Vinny,
but I feel like she's not going to pursue it.
- I'm good.
I can find whoever I want, whenever I want.
You know what I mean?
- I feel like we should put this fire out.
There's a fire extinguisher over there.
- Over there, there is. Be careful.
- What do you do? - I don't know.
We have to figure it out.
- Bonk.
You're an EMT.
Show me how you do it.
[laughter]
[laughter]
I'm a firefighter.
- To light the fire, it's really,
really, really hard, right?
To put it out, you make it very easy, baby.
- Burn, baby, burn.
- Stop. [inaudible].
We did it. That's all that matters.
That sh*t is so hard.
- It's very hard.
My father--my father was a firefighter.
- I was an EMT. - So I didn't think
it was gonna be that dramatic.
- Whoever--whoever made up those
fire starter f*cking sticks--
- [gasps]
- Okay. She's mad.
- She's trying to sleep.
Jenni just screamed at us.
- Whatever. - She's mad at us.
- Who gives a f*ck?
Whoo-hoo!
- Are you not scared of that yell?
- When you say you're [...] done, be [...] done.
Grimy? Grimy?
You wanna talk about f*cking grimy?
I'm not done!
- She don't scare me.
- Quiet!
- She's screaming. - Is she coming out?
- I'm really scared of Jenni.
[peaceful music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Get up, get up, get up, get up ♪
♪ Light up the sky, light up the sky ♪
♪ Don't hold back, don't hold back ♪
[music winds down]
- Ow.
- My God, k*ll me.
[groans]
- Good morning, Vin.
- Good morning.
What time were you up till?
- :.
- Hi, Vin. Hi, Ange.
- After seeing Angelina and Vinny this trip,
they just need to be together.
- Well, I smelled bacon,
and I knew Vincent must be close by.
Ange, you're cooking breakfast?
All right.
Maybe this is exactly what Vinny needs,
you know, a woman to cook for him from Staten Island,
not afraid to--
to whip him into shape or choke the sh*t out of him.
- Why is it smoky?
- Angelina's cooking breakfast.
- You cooked? - Yes.
- Yeah. - You're alive?
- I'm alive. - Look at what she set up.
- Angelina made breakfast?
How is this b*tch alive?
Wow, thanks, Ange.
Angelina has makeup on.
She's, like, ready to go, cooking breakfast.
What are you on?
Like, you're crazy.
How are you alive? - I don't know.
How are you alive?
- You were f*cking banging sh*t,
like, pots and pans till, like, : in the morning.
Did you hear me scream?
- Sorry.
- No, you're not.
- I feel like after the confessional, we went to bed.
- We did. - Yeah.
- What was that time,
- No, they went to--they went to bed at, like, : or :.
- You were still up?
- I was eating chips in my bed. [laughter]
- He was eating his feelings.
- I was.
- How do you feel today after-- - I feel good.
You know, I slept off that negativity.
- It's a lot of pressure.
- Life happens, and I got to accept that L.
- I feel like I didn't even realize that cornhole
was an actual sport.
Like, I have respect for cornhole now.
- Guys, we went through a lot on this trip.
- A lot of d*ck. - One day.
- A lot of d*ck.
- Relax. Let's go pack.
- Let's go.
- What an amazing trip it has been.
Operation Gym Tan Cornhole is complete.
We'll see you next time.
- You done packing?
- Basically.
- So what should we do with Ange?
- She said she likes him.
- She does like him.
- I don't know, man.
I think she's falling for the Keto Guido
or maybe she wants to revisit-- - Me? What?
- Me and Angeliners need some privacy.
- If she ever really felt like that,
I can have a conversation with her about it.
- We'll just make it, like, a fun girls' day
so she doesn't know.
And then be like, "Listen, b*tch,
we're doing a date with you and Vin."
- I think she is trying to, like, work on herself--
- Yeah.
- To soften because that's what she thinks that you want.
- I never say never in life.
You never know what can happen.
Like, I don't believe in absolutes.
So there's, like, a small chance
that something will happen.
If you sleep with somebody that you live with
and work with or whatever, it kind of, like,
muddies the waters a lot.
- I want to do the "Lady and the tr*mp,"
though, like, dinner for them.
Like, the candle,
The little circle table. - Stop.
And then we're in her ear.
- As time goes by and you continue
to live in ratchet city-- - Yeah.
- The availability of options become
limited for settling down.
And Angelina gonna be sitting there waiting.
Both of y'all gonna be there.
- Her options are limited.
- Both of y'all going to be sitting in that boat together.
And then, next thing you know it--
- If she starts to be my type, I'm down.
- So you're saying there's a chance.
- You never know what can happen one day.
- All right, all right.
- We'll pull the date off, the ultimate date,
for her and Vinny.
- She needs a redemption for her lap dance, though.
- If she softens up, you stiffen up.
- Once my d*ck gets stiff, all bets are off.
[hip-hop music]
- What the f*ck?
Oh, my God.
Look at that beetle.
- Holy sh*t.
- Wait, does it fly or not?
What the f*ck?
Get the girls to come out here, and we'll take a photo,
and we'll freak them out.
- Guys, one more group photo before we leave.
- Outside? - Look, photo.
- No, no, no, there's something under there.
- Where? - What?
- There's something under there.
- No. - Under where?
- There's something under there.
Oh, my God!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[screaming]
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God, it's-- it's "Jurassic Park."
Holy sh*t.
- Ahh!
- Oh, my God, it has eyes.
- Look at the pinchers.
He's like a crab. - Don't come--f*ck.
- Jenni, come here. Don't jump.
I want to set him free.
Angelina, this is what your vag*na looks like.
- Stop it. What is that?
- It's Brenda.
- Don't you dare. - Leave her alone.
That's not nice. - No!
- That's not nice. That's not nice.
[screaming]
It's going over the top!
[screaming]
He's coming out to hug! - What the f*ck?
- Give it to Jenni. - f*ck off.
I will k*ll you. - He's cute.
- He's a good climber.
- That's it.
This is such a f*cking sign that it's time to leave.
- Oh, there it goes.
Oh, it's like a spider.
Bye, Brenda.
- Bye, Norm.
Come on, dear.
- Okay.
- Seems like this one's full, guys.
You're gonna have to go to the next one.
- How about we have two vehicles,
let them take a vehicle together to the airport?
- All right.
- Oi.
Oh, Vinny, you're in the car with me going home.
- Yep, just us, the happy couple.
- Hopefully, they get a little smush-smush in.
- All right.
- It worked. - It worked.
- I'll sit here.
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- Could I end up with her?
I mean, I guess it's possible.
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- Oh, my God, I can't believe it,
you and I just left together.
- I think it was by design.
- By design?
- Everyone tried to play Cupid.
- Yeah, of course.
They would be f*cking creaming their pants
if we did anything.
- Listen, they have history together.
- Yeah.
- They're attracted to each other.
- Yes.
- She said she wants to sleep with him.
- For sure.
- There could be a universe where Angelina and Vinny
finally get together.
You never know.
And I'm definitely rooting for them.
- Now, we're going to be at the airport together.
This is destiny, Vin.
[upbeat music]
- Make some noise for DJ Pauly D!
[cheering]
- Yes, b*tch!
We're going to wine country.
Get ready, mamas.
- We're going to wine country?
Vinny puts this whole front on, but he's actually
nice to me when we're alone.
I think he wants to f*ck me.
- Oh, my God.
[intense music] - ♪ Are you ready? ♪
♪ 'Cause it's game time ♪
- MVP road trip, let's go.
- Do you have the directions to--
- Yeah, you're staying straight on this for a while.
- We are on a road trip to Stamford, Connecticut,
for a DJ Pauly D gig and a food festival.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Whole squad ready 'cause it's game time ♪
♪ Are you ready? 'Cause it's game time ♪
♪ Everybody focused with the same mind ♪
- What up, man? - The DJ sits in the back.
- You look good.
What's good? - What up, man?
How are you? Good to see you, man.
- MVP in the building. - You know it, man.
- Let's go get some food before the foods.
- Exactly, man.
- And you're sitting next to his snacks.
- Say what? - So he brought snacks.
- You brought snacks?
- Those are chips just in case.
- It's for the road-- for the road trip.
You can't go on a road trip and not bring any road snacks.
- Get ready for the food festival.
- Okay. - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Clap them hands one time ♪
♪ If you know that you're finer than wine ♪
- All right, boys. - Let's do it.
- A little MVP time never hurt nobody.
- Hi, guys, how are you?
Party of three for MVP.
We are going to a food festival.
It's almost like warming up the pallet.
I need to make way for more foods that are coming.
I'm going to try the salmon crispy rice,
the margherita pizza. - Wow.
- And then I'll try the rigatoni Bolognese.
- Whoa.
- I'm trying to go a little light
before the food festival. - Mm-hmm.
[up-tempo music]
- ♪ Stuck up in your mind with a solid gold vibe, hey ♪
- Hi, this is Kelly.
- Kelly, it's Moma.
- Hi, Nicole.
- Hi, so I just got your email about tasting the pinot noir.
And you guys are sending me the bottles.
But I had a little proposition for you.
So I have my own wine called Messy Mama.
I'm kind of like a wine mogul.
Oh, my God.
[screams]
Give me that titty, b*tch.
How do you feel about me actually going to the winery?
And I'll meet everybody but also, like, bring my girls.
- Oh, my gosh, yes, let's set it up.
- All right, perfect. So I'm going to tell the girls.
We'll plan it, and then we'll be there.
b*tches, it's happening.
Yes, b*tch!
We're going to wine country.
Get ready, momas.
- "Hey, ladies, inviting you to summer
in California wine country for a girls' weekend trip."
- It's happening?
- We're going to wine country?
- That sounds nice. - Oh, my God.
- Yas, queens.
- "It's going to be a business trip.
So classy. Love you."
First off--
- We in Connecticut, boys.
- MVP road trip.
Let's get it.
- Vinny is not in New York no more.
- Vinny showed me his new place in New York City.
- That's a cool place.
- Did Angeliners seen it yet? - Mm-mm.
- And word on the street is she actually does
have little feelings for you.
- sh*t. Well--
- She's looking to, you know, soften up those edges for you.
- All I know is I got the best lap dance
I ever got in my life.
- That looked sexual. - Yeah.
- It was very sexual.
- Oh, my God.
- Poor Vinny.
- Now, that's how you get pinkeye.
- I got a photo.
If you look up "the sexiest lap dance" in the dictionary,
there's a great big picture
of Vinny's face right there. - Yeah.
No doubt the trip to North Carolina was weird AF.
Oh, you're stepping on my d*ck, bro.
I had to go see, like, a physical therapist.
And you know, it's not easy finding a physical therapist
for a broken d*ck bone.
- Y'all are like the yin and the yang.
You complete each other.
What are we going to do with this guy?
- ♪ I'm feeling good ♪
- I'm so excited.
Let me call Nicole.
Mama, we're going to the wineries?
- Wait, we're going to the wineries, b*tch.
- Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
- Yes, all of us girls, like a girls trip.
And I was thinking this is the perfect time for us to, like,
introduce maybe our meatball wine.
- Oh, my God.
- Clearly, the meatballs love wine.
Yes, queen!
- Make it--
- We're messes.
- But it's working for you. - Cheers.
So why not make our own wine together?
- It could be like meatball day in a bottle or something.
- So we kind of, like, have to plan it.
We need ideas.
Like, we have to come up with all this stuff.
So when we get there, we can present it,
and then she'll be like, yes, I love it.
- Hell yeah. Meatball empire, b*tches.
- Yes, b*tch, so get ready.
We're doing a girls' trip.
- ♪ Whip the bass down low ♪
- Thank you. - ♪ Whip the bass down low ♪
♪ Bring it, bring it down slow ♪
- I'm having trouble breathing right now.
I ate way too much.
- This kid ate a lot today.
- Lotta d*ck.
[laughter]
Let's roll out, boys.
- All right, let's get it.
- It's good we got a nice meal in before we hit the festival.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- It's always good to eat before you eat.
You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
- This show is a food festival.
There's going to be food literally everywhere
and a straight festival-type vibe.
- Funnel cake time.
[up-tempo electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Vinny, this is gonna be nuts.
- Yo, this is popping off.
- This is a full-a*s festival.
- Yeah, this is Woodstock.
- I'm going this way? - Nicely done, Mike.
Let's do it, guys. - Ready?
We making a movie today, boys.
Hey.
[cheering]
audience: [chanting] Pauly! Pauly!
Pauly! - That's my cue.
announcer: Make some noise, make some noise for DJ Pauly D!
[cheering]
- Let's do it!
Connecticut, if you came to party, make some noise!
[intense electronic music]
Connecticut, we partying tonight!
Get ready!
♪ ♪
- ♪ I don't think you're ready ♪
♪ For what's coming next ♪
♪ I got my hands on the floor ♪
♪ And I'm ready to dance ♪
- Ange, Alyss, you back there?
- I'm here.
- Alyssa!
- Hi.
- You want to sit out here?
- Yeah, it's really nice here.
- I'm very happy that I have my sister in my life.
She's my best friend.
And obviously, I want to fill her in
on the whole North Carolina trip.
I have to talk to somebody.
It was crazy.
Mike lost, unfortunately.
- I know.
- But he did really good.
- Okay, that's fun.
How's the rest of the vibe?
- You know, I got a little drunk.
And you know how I always play games with, like, Vin.
Me and him have that, like, f*cked up banter.
- Yeah, it's kind of ongoing.
- Vinny and I have been flirty for so long.
It's just, like, what we do.
We flirt back and forth.
We've been doing this for decades.
- You f*cking like him.
You like him. Just say it.
- I mean, I've always liked him like that.
- Vinny puts this whole front on
when he's in front of the roommates.
But when it's just me and him, he's actually nice to me
when we're alone.
In the car ride to the airport,
he admits that if I wasn't that drunk,
he would have tried to hook up with me.
- f*ck.
Damn it, alcohol.
I feel like everybody in this world wants it to happen.
We are the only single ones.
- It's like a bond, you know?
- Well, we have a bond, you know, but he doesn't
like to show it too much.
But when we're alone, he's very nice.
He's extra nice to me.
He's actually the Vinny I like when we're alone.
So you have three different Vinnys:
when he's with the roommates, when he's with me,
and when he drinks.
He's not the same at all in any of the three.
I wish I could have alone Vinny and drunk Vinny in one night.
I just would love to see what would happen.
I want realness.
I don't want fake anymore.
And that's just it.
- Yeah, that's what you deserve.
Maybe you should give him a chance.
- I think he wants to f*ck me.
- Oh, my God. - No, I do.
- Oh, wow, plot twist.
- ♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Go get it ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ So I been, so I been told ♪
♪ I am so bold ♪
♪ ♪
- , , and , .
- My vag*na is out.
- Can I please have Nachos Grande
and a Crunchwrap Supreme?
[screaming]
- Stop it!
- Ooh, Dancing with the Stars.
Holy f*ck! Vinny Guadaniners.
- Champagne facial, everybody.
- To who?
- Oh, my God.
- Blow it.
[upbeat dance music]
[propellers whirring]
- I'm going to have a heart attack.
- Oh, f*ck. Let's get it.
- Oh, my God.
- I can't believe you guys made me jump.
[screaming]
- Guys, stop.
- If you came to party, make some noise one time!
- I'll give you beads if you show me your t*ts.
Whoo!
[cheering, screaming]
- Oh! - I can't.
- Somebody tell her to shut the f*ck up.
- Continue to play the victim in the storm you created.
- Here we go, gaslighter.
- She's talking sh*t like I did something wrong.
- Yo, JWOWW got an amazing back fist.
- I don't give a f*ck.
- Oh, snap.
- Guys, come on.
We're in church.
Does anybody know how to spell MVP?