06x14 - Engagement Party

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Okay, we're here. Whoo!

My man's here.

I'm so excited.

Babe, you look so hot.

- Thanks.

- Wait, what are you trying to do?

- We're getting in bed, ain't we?

- You have to do that to have sex?

- Today is Vinny's birthday!

- Yes. - Yes.

- Let's pretend it's not his birthday,

like we all forgot.

- What's up, guys?

No one seems to remember that it's my birthday.

- That's so strange that Angelina dates a cop.

- Did anyone ask where he lives?

Because I feel like-- - He lives at the house.

- They moved in together? - Yes.

- Yeah, she moves... - Since the Keys.

- Quickly.

- I just hope that she understands

the pace that she's set.

- I wanted to get engaged. - Stop.

Tonight? - Tonight, yeah.

So it's gonna be tonight. - Stop it.

- It's gonna be tonight. - Does she know?

- She doesn't know. I just need a little help.

- Yeah.

all: Surprise!

- You thought we forgot!

- Finally, everyone is celebrating my birthday.

- We got you a party bus!

- Hey! - Hell yeah.

[music winds down]

- What in the actual f*ck is this?

[musical horn playing]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hop in the car and roll with me ♪

♪ I want to take you out on the town for all to see ♪

- Hold up.

- Get it.

- Ah, ah, ah. - Get it!

Yeah!

Happy birthday, Vin.

- It's not really what we wanted.

- We got a party bus!

- But it's a bus.

- This is gonna go down in the history books.

- Vinny loves strippers.

It doesn't matter what gender

or what the bus looks like.

He should be happy.

- Yeah, strippers!

Look, they're performing. Watch.

- Nice.

Are these people f*cking with me?

- Happy birthday, Vin. - All right!

- Yeah! - All right, come on, Vin!

Get in your party bus!

- All right, let's go. - Whoo!

- ♪ Who is she ♪

♪ Looking like money when I step on the scene ♪

- Oh, this...

Now, this is more like it.

Hey. - Oh, a stripper bus!

- We got strippers.

I see some twerking going on.

I see some tattoos.

These strippers are hot.

Oh, hell yeah. [laughs]

Now this is a birthday party.

- Happy birthday, Vin!

[cheering]

- It's his birthday, double up.

We turned the birthday party around.

- Best friends ever!

- I know.

- Vinny is in his element, grabbing a*s,

putting his face in between t*tties.

Like, he's living.

I love this so much for him.

[cheering]

- No-nut November.

- Make it rain.

- It's his birthday.

- I'm gonna take a nap.

- Jenni!

- [laughs] - Whoo!

- JWOWW still loves strippers.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- And Zack is still...awkward.

- Oh, my God.

- Turn away, babe.

- I know my Vinny's not gonna have

too much fun with these strippers,

because he has me right next to him.

- Whoa!

- Hey, hey, hey.

- I know who I am and what I'm worth.

Anyone can do this.

Just sayin'.

- Do a strip dance for your man.

- What the f*ck?

- Angeliners, here's your second chance to be sexy.

- Oh!

Ow. Oh.

- Ugh.

- What the--oh, my God.

- Now that's how you get pink eye.

- Let me see your moves.

- Okay, wait. Ah!

- Hold on, hold on.

[indistinct shouting]

- Here, on the pee-pee.

You gotta go on the pee-pee.

You're on his n*pples.

- Girl, you ain't gonna make it as a stripper.

- Move your hips a little bit.

- Hold on.

- You're not on it.

- [laughs]

- Looks like we're here.

- We at the steakhouse.

- All right, guys, we're here.

- All right, next stop.

If you guys want to come eat steak, let us know.

- Thank you, mama.

- Whoo. That was spicy.

- Oh, snap.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Yeah, you want it ♪

♪ But I got it ♪

♪ And you need it ♪

♪ How ironic ♪

- This is our seat, man.

- Would you do a birthday shot?

- You gotta get a shot.

- No, no, no. - Yeah.

- Can I have a glass of Cabernet?

- Vinny got Cabernet.

- Yay!

- Let's see how the meatballs are.

It's so gorgeous.

The food looks b*mb.

Another Italian restaurant.

I mean, it's perfect for Vinny's birthday.

He loves Italian.

- It's Vinny's birthday!

Excuse me!

Can I have your attention?

This man was on "Dancing With the Stars"

and made it to the ninth week.

And it's his birthday!

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you.

- He's also a stripper in Las Vegas.

[cheers and applause]

The people are yelling louder for the fact

that he's a stripper more than it's his birthday.

all: Vinny! Vinny!

Vinny! Vinny! Vinny!

Vinny! Vinny!

- Oh, my God.

- They like you, bro.

- I'm embarrassed.

- I was a little nervous when I saw those guys dancing.

I'm like, what is this?

- Oh, my God, I was like, what did we just book?

- Like, did you book male strippers?

- I was worried there was gonna be male strippers.

- Where'd Vin go?

- I don't even know.

- Oh, your Vin.

- Vinny has been acting so f*cking weird.

- I wanted to get engaged. - Stop.

Tonight? - Tonight.

- Does she know? - She doesn't know.

She doesn't know.

- I hope he's all right.

- Maybe a stomachache.

- Something's going on.

You all right? - Yeah, perfect.

- Where'd you go?

- Pauly, can you pass that salad?

Thank you.

- What is that?

- Is that lobster toast or house ricotta?

House--house rigotta.

- No. - House rigut.

- It's rigarta. - House riguta.

- House rigut. - Rigarta.

- Rigut. - No, it's rigarta.

- Their house rigut.

- I'm gonna get a round of drinks for everyone.

I'll be right back. - You're gonna what?

- Get a round of drinks for everyone.

- What? We already ordered.

- I know, but like a little champagne.

- What?

- It's a nice gesture.

- sh*t.

You didn't do that.

- I just want to order a bunch of champagne

for the table to make a little toast.

- Yeah, how many glasses do you need?

- Let's see, nine. - Nine, perfect, yes.

[counting under breath]

Yeah, nine. - Nine?

- He hasn't sat the whole night.

- Hey, guys.

- What is happening?

- What's happening? - Oh, sh*t.

I'm scared. - What is happening?

- What is happening?

- Is he proposing?

- I'm nervous for him right now.

- Now, I don't know if he got the memo,

but speeches don't go over well in this family.

So he better be careful.

♪ ♪

- Um...

- Is he about to--

are we--is this--

is he gonna--no way.

♪ ♪

- Ange, I just wanted you to come up here too,

if you could.

- We just met him yesterday!

- I just wanted to give you something.

- Ah!

- Oh, my God! [all yelling]

[cheering]

I'm shocked.

You might not be able to tell. I got Botox.

But I am f*cking shocked.

- sh*t. - The timing.

- It's my night.

How dare you?

I don't care if I'm with this f*cking guy five minutes.

If he wants to propose and I love him,

who the f*ck is anyone to judge?

- We got a situation.

- ♪ You better run, better run ♪

♪ You better run, better run ♪

♪ Oh, snap, here we go again ♪

♪ Inhale, exhale ♪

♪ Can't breathe, no way ♪

- It got all quiet up in here now.

- What is happening?

- What's happening? - Oh, sh*t.

I'm scared. - What is happening?

- What is happening?

- Is he proposing?

- Stop it.

- I just wanted to say thank you all

for making my first time meeting you all

'cause it's a lot of youse at once, you know,

very comfortable, very nice, and being respectful to me.

- New Vinny is, like, really good at speaking.

And he's, like, mature about it.

So the fact that, like, he's, like, grown

like that, I feel like is really good for Ange.

- And I just wanted to come off and show you guys

who I was as a person.

- He really seems, like, from the heart

and that he really wants to be welcomed into our family.

It's so sweet.

- Vinny, I know we were all joking with you today.

But we all knew it was your birthday.

And I hope you had a great day.

I hope you had a great birthday.

- New Vinny is giving me

a toast out of nowhere right now.

- I appreciate you having me here to help you celebrate it.

- That's nice.

- It's actually a nice gesture.

- It's been fun. It's been crazy.

You know, a lot of laughs,

bickering back and forth, breaking chops.

You know, once I get comfortable more with you,

I'm sure I'll be throwing blows back.

So I hope youse don't mind.

And, um...

your friend, Angelina,

I love her.

- Oh!

- Since I met her, she's been my best friend and more.

- What the f*ck is this all about?

- Meeting all of youse at once, it made things

a lot easier to get you all together.

Ange, I just wanted you to come up here, too, if you could.

- Go up, Ange.

- All right.

- What?

- Go stand next to yo' man.

- I guess this toast is not for me.

- Um,

Ange, can I have your hand?

- Holy sh*t.

What's happening right now?

- You're shaking.

- I know I am. - What the f*ck?

- I think he's gonna propose.

- f*ck off!

- No, he is not.

- ♪ Here we are again ♪

♪ Just friends in the dark ♪

- I love you so much.

A lot of things in life aren't guaranteed.

But something that-- that I learned

since I met you is loving you is gonna be guaranteed

for the rest of my life.

And if there's anything beyond life, I want--

I want us to love each other through everything,

good, bad, little, big.

I'll always have your back.

I know you'll have my back.

- Yo, is he about to do what I think he's gonna do?

- I want to grow old with you.

- Oh, my God. - I want to--

- Oh, my God!

- Holy frickin' crap.

Is this happening?

- I want to experience everything with you.

I wouldn't want experience it with anyone else.

Together, as one.

You're my best friend. I love you so much.

- Oh, my God, it's happening.

- And I just wanted to give you something.

[all shouting, cheering]

- Oh, my God!

[cheering]

- Oh, my...

- All right, well, there goes my birthday party.

- I love you, Ange.

And I hope that you'll marry me.

- Oh, and we just met him yesterday!

[laughter]

- Babe, you're shaking.

- I always cry at proposals. - Oh, my God, stop.

- ♪ I want you to feel the same ♪

- [shrieks]

Babe!

No, no, no.

- Angelina!

- Wait, what did she say?

- A hundred times over, yes, babe.

[cheering]

- She said yes!

- Yep.

[cheering]

- Wow.

- Holy f*cking sh*t.

- That's crazy.

- I'm speechless.

Like, I had no idea

they were even this serious.

I'm shocked.

You might not be able to tell. I got Botox.

But I am f*cking shocked.

- Wow!

- Oh, my God.

- What the f*ck?

Holy moly.

I can't believe this just went down.

Wow. - Oh, my God.

- What is happening?

I mean, I really like the guy.

So amazing, Ange.

But what the f*ck?

We just met him.

- You know she just burned her wedding dress yesterday.

- Goodbye.

- Whoa. [cheering]

Never again.

- Now she's gonna have to buy another one.

- Crazy.

This is a mind-blowing development in the squad.

- [crying] I can't.

- Like, yesterday was the divorce party.

- Happy divorce party, Angeliners!

[cheering]

- And you go straight to a proposal.

This is wild.

- I wasn't expecting that.

- ♪ So when you feel at home ♪

- If you would have told me that I would have

my divorce party last night and now I'm engaged officially,

I would tell you right now you are full of dog sh*t.

I can't believe it.

But here I am, engaged.

And I'm getting married again.

- I love it! Congratulations!

- Congratulations, guys.

- Oh, my God.

- Congratulations, guys.

- ♪ But only love can light it up ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Yes ♪

- I love you, Ange.

And I hope that you'll marry me.

- Yes, babe.

[cheering]

♪ ♪

- Congratulations, guys!

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. - Congratulations, guys.

- Babe, I'm shocked.

We knew that she had a new man.

But, like, I'm, like, so surprised

because I thought she just liked our Vinny.

Do you like him? - I like him.

I've always liked Vinny.

I would date Vinny full-blown.

- Wow.

Like, when did this become a thing?

- Are you, like, girlfriend-boyfriend?

- I wouldn't say that.

Like, it's weird. Like, we don't really want to,

like, put a label on things.

- Well, welcome to the family. Damn.

- Girl moves quick. - Damn.

- Girl moves quick.

I want to say I'm shocked.

Like, I know she moves quickly.

Are you divorced yet?

- Oh, my God!

- But damn, this is quick.

Congrats, Vinny .. Congrats.

- It's only right that she eventually marries

a Vinny from Staten Island.

She's got dibs on all Vinnys.

- I wasn't expecting that.

Wow.

This turned into an engagement party.

- Wait, is it still my birthday?

- No. - Happy birthday.

- No, that's over.

- That sh*t is over.

- Tell me how I went to my birthday party

and all I got was an engagement party for somebody else.

- Take the shirt off!

It's an engagement party. - Take that shirt off.

- Look at him. Look at him.

Look at him. - It's an engagement party.

Let's f*cking go!

- Wait, so now Angelina's anniversary

is gonna be your birthday.

- On your birthday.

- Oh, sh*t!

[laughter]

- That's amazing. - That's crazy.

- She's happy.

I ain't never seen her this happy, really.

I'm really happy for Angelina and Vinny ..

I like him. I think he's great for Angelina.

She's not even yelling.

She hasn't hit anyone yet.

- Wow, it's beautiful.

I'm shocked but happy.

Of course, like, I'm happy for Angelina.

I love this new Vinny.

I just want Angelina happy.

Like, this is such a celebration.

- Angelina is getting married.

- I'm gonna object.

- If anyone objects, speak it or forever hold your peace.

- The chairs are uncomfortable.

[laughter]

- Awkward.

- [laughs] Stop.

- Congrats, b*tch.

- Thank you, my love.

- Love you.

- These are big moments for me in my life.

It's really nice to celebrate my engagement with people

that are genuinely happy for me.

- I'm in shock.

- What the hell just happened?

- That was wild.

I don't know how to act right now.

- I know.

- But some people on the right-hand side of the table

over there...[coughs] Zack and Jenni,

I just felt negativity,

just f*cking shadiness.

- I see the looks.

They're whispering to each other.

- What the f*ck?

- How long have you guys

officially been together?

- Officially, maybe, like, a month ago.

- Wow.

- But we were together pretty much every day.

- At our age, I don't think it's about time.

I was with Chris for f*cking six years, almost six years.

And look at what happened with Chris and I.

That worked out real well.

- Listen, when you know, you know, you know?

- I am, like, shook.

When are you taking out your IUD?

I think she's gonna get knocked up soon.

- Why isn't Jenni asking, like, so, Vin,

like, when did you know, like, you were gonna propose?

That would have been a little bit more...acceptable.

- How long have you had the ring?

I have to know.

- I just got it right before I left,

just in time.

- So after your engagement,

we're gonna get back on the stripper bus?

[laughs]

- I'm, like, just full-on pissed off at this point.

- You want to get married on the stripper bus?

- Jenni has the f*cking audacity

to treat me like this.

It's my night. How dare you?

- Look. - What the f*ck?

- [vocalizing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- Angelina is getting married.

- Congrats, b*tch. - Thanks, my love.

- Love you.

- We just got engaged tonight.

This is a happy moment for us in our life, and...

- What the hell just happened?

- We're in--called-- what's the "Black Mirror."

- Yeah. [laughs]

Oh, my God.

- Freakin' Jenni.

The timing! - I know.

- The looks, the eye rolling, the laughter,

the weird f*cking questions.

- When are you taking out your IUD?

- I'm sorry.

Would I ask Jenni that after Zack proposed?

Like, what the f*ck?

- Have you even introduced him

to social media yet?

- No. - Wow.

- Zack is so confused.

He's trying to figure this out.

- No, I'm like, what the hell?

We just met this guy.

[laughs]

- "Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha.

How long you guys been together?"

Zack, please, bro.

You were literally in Pampers when you met Jenni.

Like, give me a break, bro.

- I'm in shock.

I have to check on the kids.

And then I have to get back to this.

- I'm just full-on pissed off at this point

that this f*cking girl and her man

question my relationship.

Meanwhile, this m*therf*cker touched my a*s

the first night he met me.

And he was f*cking hitting on me

while his girl was passed the f*ck out

in his arms on the side.

- Are we friends now?

- Whoa.

Who is she to act weird?

- We went from a stripper bus to this.

[laughs]

- Whatever.

When you know, you know.

She's one to talk.

She was divorced, and she got engaged again

to a guy she met at her own wedding.

We're in the same boat, m*therf*cker.

- b*tch, you're engaged.

- That was wild.

- All right, back to my party.

Uh, guys, it's still my birthday.

- Ooh, it's happening.

- Oh, here comes your birthday cake.

- ♪ It's your birthday ♪

♪ It's your birthday ♪

[cheering]

♪ It's your birthday ♪

[music distorts and stops] ♪ It's your birthday... ♪

- What the f*ck is that?

- Like, where's the Y?

I'm so confused.

- "Happy birthda!"

Happy birthda!

- Happy birthda, Vin.

- I know a girl named Birthda.

- Whoo!

- Happy birthda.

- Everything's been going janky tonight.

So God forbid my birthday sign had all the letters on it.

- ♪ Happy birthda, happy birthda ♪

♪ Happy, happy, happy birthda ♪

- Vin, I didn't know we were still doing that.

- I guess.

- That was the best pasta I've ever had.

- Yo, I can't wait to get back on the ratchet bus.

I'm gonna send the pregnant mama home.

Of course, MVP coming out.

- All right, let's do it.

- Thank you, guys.

- Yeah, so Vinny's birthday dinner

did not play out like we thought.

It kind of got outshined by an engagement party.

But at least we had a stripper bus.

- And now back to your regular scheduled programming.

- ♪ Watch the money fall, watch the money fall ♪

♪ Watch the money fall like it's origami ♪

♪ Money fall, watch the money fall ♪

♪ Watch the money fall like it's origami ♪

- Look at Vinny [laughs]

- Happy birthday, Vinny!

- Nothing can get a party back on track like strippers.

- ♪ I'm living in chaos ♪

♪ I can't stop ♪

♪ Turn away if you can't watch ♪

- Let's do it.

- Let's go, Pauly!

- It's been a crazy fricking night so far.

But it's not done yet.

We're going to a Pauly D. show.

So things are about to get wild.

- This way. - Where are we going?

- We're gonna go to the green room.

- What do you play here, everything?

- A little bit of everything, yeah.

I'm gonna start off with house.

But then I'll go back and forth.

- Can you do-- wait, what is it?

- Yeah. - Oh, I'm playing that.

"I'm Good"? - Oh, my God, that's, like,

my new best song. - I'll play that.

- When CJ is in school and I'm,

like, doing errands, I, like, jam out.

- Oh, it's so difficult being a stay-at-home mom.

- Ooh!

- Yo, do you want me to throw something at him?

- Oh!

- Because I will.

Christopher Buckets.

- Wait, what did he say?

- He said, "Stay-at-home mom is so hard."

- Oh, sh*t.

- b*tch!

- You don't say that in front of a bunch of moms, bro.

[overlapping chatter]

- Are you insane?

- That was a really rude comment.

- It was a joke. - Oh, sh*t!

- That was a shitty joke.

- They've been fighting all trip.

- I'm backed up, that's why.

all: Oh!

- I'm backed up.

My migraine, I drank too much, my belly hurts.

- Oh!

[indistinct shouting]

- sh*t!

- Time the f*ck out!

I sucked your d*ck the first night!

[all yelling]

So that's lies.

I'm sorry that you wanted to have sex

the night that I had a f*cking migraine.

[laughter and yells]

My vag*na!

- Just a joke.

- You're gonna lose some creds for that.

- Chris, the moms are coming for you on Twitter

in a few months, man. - Yeah.

- The mom group on Facebook.

- I'm sorry, stay-at-home moms.

- And they were all your number one fans.

- Yeah, they were. - I should have never

f*cking said nothing. It's all my fault.

- You shouldn't have said anything.

- Holy...

- Is this what it's like at five years?

Because I'm at four.

I just want to know what to look for.

- Mike, it's the second kid that does it.

It's the second kid that does it.

- It's the second kid that does it.

Get ready.

all: Pauly! Pauly! Pauly!

- We gotta walk, guys.

It's after.

[alarm blaring, crowd cheering]

- Let's do it, guys. - All right, let's do it.

- That's the cue right there.

[cheering]

It's getting loud.

This day has been jam-packed.

We celebrated a birthday, an engagement.

But now it's time for the main event,

DJ Pauly D's show day.

[cheering]

[house music playing]

♪ ♪

Let's go!

If you came to party, make some noise!

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm turning up, where my team now ♪

♪ I'm turning down 'cause I'm being loud ♪

♪ I'm playing for the game, not the claim of the fame ♪

♪ That's the same as the last crowd ♪

- The crowd's going wild.

Everybody is super pumped to see Pauly.

They're really excited that we're all with him.

And I feel like this is gonna be such an awesome night.

- ♪ We came to party tonight ♪

♪ A bunch of bottles on ice ♪

♪ We VIP with all these models ♪

♪ I'ma get one tonight ♪

♪ ♪

- Yo, we gotta chat.

- I'll be right back.

- It just doesn't feel resolved

with the Angelina Twitter beef.

You texted me to tweet crazy. - Who gives a f*ck?

You're not involved in that f*cking fight.

Get out of it.

- I'm pulling Angelina outside right now

because I want to congratulate her

on her engagement.

And I really want to bury the hatchet between us,

finally, and end this trip on a positive note.

Yo, talk about some--

a crazy couple of days. - Yeah.

- All right? - Yeah.

- The trip is about to end right now--

and--and--actually tomorrow.

And, like, I just want to say that I'm sorry

for the past couple of months.

And I hope it's a beef we could just squash.

- I might not agree with what he does to me.

But I want to move on from this.

I was very mad at you, I have to say.

- Yes, yes.

- More upset with you. - About?

- About everything. But me and you,

yes, have I said some f*cked-up things to you?

Yes. - Same.

Did you throw water? - Like, what?

- Yes or no? Can you even answer that question?

- Did you f*cking not pay your taxes?

Yes or no? - Whoa.

- And I'm sorry about that.

- That's really--that's really sweet of you.

- I was trying to hit below the belt for you--on you.

- That's really sweet. Thank you.

It really means a lot to me that you're--that--

- We kind of--we kind of went at each other.

- And no, it really means a lot to me that, like,

I see a ton of accountability right now.

- Thank you. - I was in shock.

I was in shock that--that--

that I got an apology.

I got accountability.

And she's being very mature.

Maybe new Vinny is exactly what Angelina needs.

I'm so happy for you.

I see the happiness in you.

- Thank you. - I see the happiness in him.

- Thank you. - I'll be honest,

I really like him.

- I know. He's genuine. - I really like him.

- He's a genuine guy. - He was really good

with his words. - He's a good guy.

- I see the way that you are with him.

It's sweet.

- Thank you for saying that because, I have to say,

I saw a couple of people were, like, a little weirded out.

- Where? - When I got,

like, proposed to.

- Oh, yeah? Like who?

- Jenni and Zack.

- Oh, snap.

- What the f*ck?

Are you kidding me?

I don't care if I'm with this f*cking guy five minutes.

If he wants to propose and I love him,

who the f*ck is anyone to judge?

- What just happened?

I just made up with Angelina.

We've been fighting for, like, a year.

And she goes straight into wanting smoke...

with JWOWW.

She's one of the toughest ones in our group.

- Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

- Take your f*cking [bleep] out of my f*cking face,

or something's gonna f*cking happen.

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Oh, my God!

- I am f*cking not done!

- You don't want no smoke with JWOWW.

Yo, she's gonna be pissed as f*ck.

We got a situation.

- ♪ Let the people rock ♪

[cheering]

- Pauly D's show, it's like a concert, you know?

The energy is crazy.

This place is jumping.

People are screaming.

You've never seen so many people just, like,

diehard just to, like, watch somebody DJ.

- That's the thing. - We got engaged.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

- No, that's what I'm saying.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

[cheering]

- ♪ We gonna party like it's your birthday ♪

- ♪ We gonna party like it's your birthday ♪

- When I say happy, you say birthday.

Happy. all: Birthday!

- Happy. all: Birthday!

- Oh, sh*t.

- Yes. - No one should be haters.

- Okay. - They should be happy for us.

[airhorn blaring]

- Pauly went from not saying my birthday all day

to, like, shouting me out in front of all these people.

Like, I got a cake. I got sparklers.

Like, all my roommates are finally

acknowledging my birthday.

- I'll be honest, I didn't see JWOWW

when you got proposed to.

- When I count to three, I want you to scream

as loud as you can for the Keto Guido.

[cheering]

, , .

[cheering]

- I watched everybody's faces.

Deena and Chris, not haters.

Nicole and I, we locked eyes.

She was very happy for me. - Wow.

- But Jenni and Zack at that corner, man,

it wasn't, like, happiness for me.

[cheering]

- I didn't know that you saw this.

- Look at his face.

He f*cking saw it too.

I see everything, Mike.

I'm very good with, like, reading people.

I'm so good at reading people.

- Okay. - And then--and then,

she was like, well, how long have you been with her for?

- Uh-huh. - And then Zack picked it up

with, like, asking something, like, similar or something.

- Oh, sh*t. You're bringing Zack into it?

- He was involved! - Oh, yo.

Yo, she's getting wild right now.

- He actually said to me--he's like,

when did you get divorced?

I said in May.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if I got divorced May f*cking th

and I got proposed to May th.

If that's what my man wants to do, and I want to do,

and we love each other, it doesn't matter.

- I feel that Angelina is getting in her own head.

She just got engaged.

Be happy for yourself.

Be on a vibe.

But she went straight to drama.

- I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, and--

- I saw what I saw. Please.

- Yo, but Jenni-- - Please don't defend her

because you're gonna look like an as*h*le.

- I'm not--I'm not defending anybody.

I'm just trying to say that, like, Jenni,

she's gonna be pissed as f*ck.

- Well, I'm assuming they both went outside

to talk about their little Twitter w*r

that they started.

And hopefully, they're getting along out there

because the last thing I want is them two to fight.

- Why is she gonna be pissed? That I'm upset--

that I-- that I saw her face turn?

It was like... - All right, all right.

All right, all right. - Really?

You just got engaged?

Like, how long you been with him?

Like, that's not nice.

I don't care if I'm with this f*cking guy five minutes.

- No, that's what I'm trying to say.

- If he wants to propose and I love him--

- I'm trying to say is that you--

- That's what's gonna f*cking-- if he want to do what he did...

- You just-- - He has every right.

- You just got engaged, okay?

- Are you serious? - And I want--I think--

- Who is anybody to f*cking judge?

- I think--it's my opinion--

- If I want to have a child with a guy

I just met yesterday, that's my f*cking business.

- Angelina is fired up right now.

I'm trying to leave NOLA on positive vibes, but--

- Who the f*ck is anyone to judge?

God can judge me.

I watched everything transpire around the table.

I watched it, Mike. Are you kidding me?

- Oh, my God, are they fighting?

- Who? - Angelina and Mike.

I hope not. - Why?

- I hope it's, like, all good because whenever Angelina has

a great moment in her life, it seems like she likes to,

like, sabotage it a little bit.

So I hope she's just, like, talking about maybe,

like, wedding stuff with Mike or something.

- How do you think we should handle this going forward?

- I don't f*cking know. - You know?

- I saw their f*cking faces across the table.

I was not-- I was not happy with it.

- I don't think you want to say anything right now,

because you just got engaged.

You know, if Jenni senses confrontation,

you know, she's--she's-- she's free smoke.

- Get the f*ck out of here.

- Oh! - Oh.

- You see what I'm saying?

- You do not want that backhand.

She wants the smoke. - I don't give a f*ck.

Do you see my man? I don't give a sh*t.

- Really? On the last day?

How about this? Can we at least--

should we at least, like--

like, live in this moment of this celebration?

- Happiness? - Yes.

- Please, let's do. - Let's live in this moment...

- Come on. - At least for a tiny bit.

This should be one of the happiest days of her life.

But instead, Angelina is focused on someone else.

[coughs] This has happened before.

- I'm just aggravated right now.

That was so f*cked-up.

- Calm down. I don't want to ruin her wedding.

- No, that's f*cking gross!

- You're making it worse.

Stop, please. Let's just enjoy the night.

- I want to leave. - We can't.

It's the middle of the night.

- You might have, like, a big mouth.

But, like, just don't say anything right now.

- I feel you. But as soon as I walk back

in there, they're gonna know. - Wait, hold on.

- They're gonna know something's up.

- At this point in my life,

please don't say anything.

- She's a loose cannon.

Holy sh*t.

- f*ck my life. It's always something.

- Let's go. Where is everyone?

- Sorry, I had to go to the bathroom.

- For minutes?

This is ridiculous.

- She's intoxicated.

- I mean, at some point-- - And I'm hoping

we can get out of tonight alive.

- Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct singing]

♪ ♪

I'm happy that I got to have the conversation with Mike

that needed to be had.

I'm happy that I told him my feelings about what I saw.

And I'm happy, you know?

I'm not--I mean, listen, I'm not happy

about what went down in front of me and Vinny's face.

But I'm gonna be happy for the rest of the night

because I deserve that.

Are you good, baby?

- Yeah. You good?

- Everyone being nice to you?

- Oh, yeah.

- Hey, Angelina,

I heard you're getting married

to another Vinny!

[cheering]

I want the whole world to meet

your new fiancé right now if that's okay!

Vinny ., he proposed to Angelina in public.

So I can publicly announce it now.

Make some noise for the new addition to the fam.

This is Vinny!

[cheering]

- I'm happy about this.

- I really like him. - I do too.

- He proposed to her tonight!

[cheering]

Yeah, buddy!

Give it up for Vinny and Angelina!

- Pauly announces that I just got engaged

to the whole entire club.

And right now I'm actually really happy,

because Vinny has never been around Pauly

at an event like this.

And, like, it's just fun.

And Pauly, I think, was genuinely happy for me.

- Make some noise... [indistinct]!

- And I'm happy. Thank you.

- ♪ Drank so much that I can't even focus ♪

♪ I'm so lit that I can't even focus ♪

- That's my girl! That's my girl!

- Make some noise for Mike "The Situation"!

[cheering]

Hey, Mike, can I tell them?

Guess what?

It's a girl!

[cheering]

- Me and my wife announced that we were expecting

at a DJ Pauly D show.

The fam is getting bigger!

- I knew it!

[cheering]

both: And we're pregnant!

[cheering]

- So it's only natural that we also reveal that it's a girl.

- ♪ I'm feeling good ♪

- Hi, Snooki.

[cheering]

Deener!

[cheering]

- Pauly's show is definitely

the friggin' cherry on top to this trip.

- What a way to end the last night.

- Hands up one more time for Pauly D right now!

[cheering]

Yeah, buddy!

Yo, NOLA turned up for us.

- We love you.

- I love you guys back.

Epic performance, epic announcement.

Overall, an epic night.

- To-go cup!

- Thank you guys. Goodbye.

Thank you. - Congratulations.

- Thank you.

- Thank you. - Where do I pee?

- Ange, this way, to the left.

- All right. - Have a good one.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Thanks for coming. Have a great night.

- You saw it, right? - I did.

But like you said-- - I'm not making it up.

- All we got to worry about is me and you.

- I should say something.

- Thank you, man.

Appreciate that. - Yup.

I was looking for you. - Yeah.

- But I guess you had to do a thing.

- I'll tell-- yeah, I'll tell you--

I'll tell you about it.

- My knees.

- I'm a little nervous about leaving the club right now.

- I was honest with Mike when he asked me.

I don't give a f*ck.

I'm not happy.

- Angelina is upset.

- I am so over it. - [indistinct]

- I'm f*cking over it, bro.

- Everyone is drunk.

- [gasps] - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

You're okay. We got you.

Who makes a walkway-- - Okay.

- And we're all gonna be in a tight space.

- Let's go. Where is everyone?

- Should I say we're not doing this tonight?

- We got to get on the bus.

- Come on.

- This is not good.

- We're just missing Angelina, right?

- Yeah. - Leave them. Let's go.

- This is ridiculous.

Like, why can't--why are they-- what are they doing?

- No, I'm not really okay.

I need some privacy with this sh*t.

- What are we waiting for?

- We're waiting for Angelina.

This is ridiculous.

- Vinny, if you--no, no. - No, I want to talk.

- No, hold on. You didn't see what I saw.

- Push them, f*cking tell them

that they're holding up ten other people.

- It's been minutes. Come on.

- Did they leave on the bus?

- No, we're waiting. - f*ck.

- Let's go, b*tch.

- If Jenni says anything--

- You gotta kibosh it for now.

That's it. Kibosh it.

- Come on.

- Where the f*ck have they been?

- I don't know, man.

Oh, God. I'm hoping we can

get out of tonight alive.

- I'm over it.

[upbeat music]

- Let's go. Where is everyone?

- I am so over Jenni's big, fat mouth.

- You gotta kibosh it for now.

- Sorry, I had to go to the bathroom.

- For minutes?

- Sorry. - Oh, Jesus.

This is what ruins it.

- f*ck. Over it.

- Jenni has no idea what she's doing right now.

- Are we in "Black Mirror"?

It was Vinny's birthday.

And then we got on the bus with the stripper.

Then we had an engagement.

- You know, Angelina is mad at Jenni.

She's intoxicated.

And I'm like, please, don't say anything tonight.

You don't want World w*r III at : a.m.

after you were just proposed to.

- Um...

That's the thing. - We got engaged.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

- No, that's what I'm saying.

- Who the f*ck is anyone to judge?

- Uh...

This is the last thing

we want to be talking about in the van right now.

- Yep, yeah. - %.

- Uh-huh. - All right, so good.

So you guys are good.

Oh, my God, we have to go to bed.

- Let's go, b*tch.

- I work here. I work here.

- All right, guys.

I'm only telling you guys this.

And it's not going past this right now.

And I have to tell you this... - What?

- Because this sh*t is f*cking gangster.

- What? - Okay.

- All right?

Everyone knows that BDS

really can't keep a secret.

Angelina goes outside.

She's apologizing to me.

And then she hits me with a f*cking b*mb.

She wants smoke with somebody.

- Who? - What do you mean?

- This is not good.

I can't handle this beef alone.

She wants smoke with the worst person.

- Who?

- Guess.

- Who is the worst person?

- Who's the worst person in our group to get smoke with?

both: Jenni? - Yeah.

both: Why? - That's what I said.

- Oh, my God, here we go again.

This sh*t does not stop.

- I don't care if I know you for hours.

If I want to marry you, I want to marry you.

- Are you sure you want f*cking smoke with Jenni?

- Last time Jenni and Angelina got into a fight,

it caused a global pandemic.

- They're assholes.

Like, I just feel like that's bullshit.

- I want no part of this.

- I will not let that--

it won't happen.

I won't do it.

- I saw the shade.

- That's not what happened.

- Seems like you want the smoke right now.

- Just when you thought the beef was over,

they pulled you back in.

- Don't--don't speak at this point.

- Everybody is f*cking happy.

- Two of us are going in the elevator.

Only one of us m*therf*ckers is coming out.

- Why does she do this?

- I was never negative for one second.

- I'm gonna tell you this right now.

You don't want to f*ck with me.