06x15 - The Hangover

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- I love you, Ange.

And I hope that you'll marry me.

- A hundred times over, yes, babe.

[all cheer]

- But we just met him yesterday.

- Wait. Is it still my birthday?

- No, that's over.

- I had no idea they were even this serious.

- Jenni has the audacity to question my relationship?

How dare you?

I don't care if I'm with this f*cking guy five minutes.

If he wants to propose and I love him,

who the f*ck is anyone to judge?

You might have, like, a big mouth, but like,

just don't say anything right now.

- That's what I'm weighing right now.

We leave tomorrow morning.

We got a situation.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hot, you so damn hot ♪

- You okay? - Yeah.

You know what?

Those Pauly D shows wipe me out.

I'm not gonna lie. - [laughs] Yeah.

- I'm gonna go to my room. - Bye.

- Good night, guys. - Good night.

- Good night. - Good night.

- What the f*ck happened tonight?

- I can't believe Angelina's engaged.

- It's really tough to pull the wool over my eyes,

but boy, this Vin got me.

- [laughs]

- I did not see it coming.

- I didn't either.

I was like, what's happening?

- Be careful, babe. - You, too.

- You're gonna be my husband. I don't want you falling down.

Are you all right?

- If I fall down, you fall down.

- We just got engaged tonight.

This is a happy moment for us in our life.

- We fall together. - Babe!

- Yeah.

- ♪ I found love ♪

- Babe, this is so nice.

This is so cute, I can't.

- I told you the night is still young.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

[laughs]

- Pulling out all the stops.

I love you.

- I love you, babe.

Why are your hands on my a*s?

[laughter]

- I'm only telling you guys this,

and it's not going past this right now.

And I have to tell you this.

Because this sh*t is f*cking gangster.

Angelina, she wants smoke with somebody.

- Jenni? - Jenni?

- Yeah. - Why?

- Why? - That's what I said.

I can't handle this beef alone.

Okay? And Angelina and JWOWW beef--

that's the biggest of beefs.

That's like the brisket, man!

She said that when she got proposed to,

the two people that looked...

- That is gangster. - In my words, salty--

and I don't know how she saw all this.

She said it was Jenni, ,,%.

- Mm. - And she said Zack.

- What?

We met your boyfriend hours ago

at your divorce party.

We're gonna be a little shocked

that you're engaged now.

I saw Jenn and Vinny. They just looked shocked.

We all were just shocked.

In all of that sh*t that was going on,

why would she pick that up?

- A bed of roses.

Thanks, babe.

After all the f*cking craziness tonight,

this is what I love: chocolates all over the bed,

roses, champagne.

[cork pops] - Cheers.

- I mean, this is what good life's about,

like happiness, love.

Cheers to our love. - Cheers.

Love you. - And f*ck everybody else.

- Well-- - Really, it's just us.

- You and I.

- How did she leave?

Is she gonna initiate something?

- No. Shh. No.

No. It's just with us right now.

And she was gonna live with the engagement tonight only.

- Yeah. - She wants the smoke tomorrow.

- I don't know why she would want smoke with JWOWW.

- It never ends with that girl.

It's like the end of the movie when the villain dies,

and then, like, at the last scene, like,

put their hand up.

I'm going to bed. - All right.

- Good night. I don't want

any of this information.

Okay? You can have it.

Here you go. Like, I wanna go to bed.

I want no part of this.

Well, maybe next year, I'll have a--

a real birthday.

You know, right?

From when they said happy birthday,

we went on the stripper bus.

We sat down at the restaurant.

I had a good run.

It was a--it was a good ,

minutes of a birthday.

The strippers were all right.

- Can I just touch on one thing, though?

- Sure. - I hate to be like, like--

but it was a thing.

- Like, what the hell?

We just met this guy. [laughs]

- How long have you had the ring?

I have to know.

We went from a stripper bus to this.

[laughs]

- I saw it with my own two eyes.

I'm trying to not think about what happened

with Jenni and Zack.

I'm like, just full-on pissed off at this point,

that Jenni has ruined another moment for me.

We just got engaged,

and I'm trying to f*cking explain myself.

Why would I do that?

- It was kind of like we gave them, like,

a crash course of our relationship.

- You wanna get married on the stripper bus?

[laughs]

When are you taking out your IUD?

- Oh, my God.

- I think she's gonna get knocked up soon.

- Oh, my God!

Who gives a f*ck about why you did it?

You love me, that's why. - Right.

- I don't care if I know you for hours.

I wanna marry you, I wanna marry you.

- Right. - One life I live.

I'm in my body one f*cking life.

I can't. f*cking haters, man.

That's sad.

She could act like it's not real.

She could say I'm a f*cking liar

all she wants.

- Well, that's on them.

- But you and I saw what we saw.

- Correct.

- I just wanted to just bring up one more thing.

Going forward, I have to be, like, extra f*cking--

If somebody's gonna try to fight me, like,

I have to f*cking do it for my own sanity.

Because I can't keep living like this.

- I wouldn't even sweat it. - And another thing,

I swear on my f*cking dog--

I love my dog so much.

Oh, and another thing, like, b*tch,

you're f*cking engaged again.

Like, what are you talking about?

You got divorced, like, just like I did.

And I wanna say one more thing.

- Yeah?

- I'm gonna tell you this right now.

You don't wanna f*ck with me.

And that's all I'm gonna say.

- That's it. - Cheers.

- Cheers.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Picture perfect on my worth ♪

♪ I know I'm priceless ♪

♪ Confidence for days ♪

♪ And I ain't tryna hide it, whoo ♪

- Mm, good morning, my love. I missed you last night.

- I think I'm still dreaming.

That was the f*cking most trippiest day of my life.

I'm pretty sure I took acid.

- Oh, man. It's crazy feeling .

Actually, if no one celebrates your birthday,

you don't get older.

- The one time we throw Vinny

a party, and then--

- Somebody steals his shine.

- Somebody goes in and steals his shine.

- With an engagement. - Oh, my God.

We went from a divorce party,

to burning a dress,

to an engagement, and then getting a ring.

Like, wait. What?

- I'm still shocked.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Good morning.

- We laid in a bed of roses.

- Damn, we gotta get up.

- Lay me down in a--

[laughter]

Waking up right now, and I'm an engaged woman.

Like, it's so crazy.

Babe, we're engaged. - I know.

- Oh, my God. Look.

It's so classy, so beautiful.

You did so good.

It's f*cking huge.

What the f*ck? This kid.

It's so nice.

I was in total shock.

- How are you feeling today?

- How areyoufeeling today? - [laughs]

Overwhelmed with a ton of emotions,

but great emotions.

- Yeah. - You know?

I'm very happy. - I'm also overwhelmed

with a ton of emotions.

- Yeah.

- I cannot f*cking believe what happened.

- Yeah, that was wild.

- I can't believe it.

We just met him.

We just burned her wedding dress.

- Did you hear him say,

"I was gonna do it the other day"?

But like, when,

when we were in the f*cking cemetery in cloaks,

burning her wedding dress?

Like--

- There was beef in the streeters.

- What do you mean?

- Beef in the streets.

- Again? What happened?

- Angelina was just proposed to,

but then she goes,

"I looked at a snapshot in the room,

"and Jenni and Zack wasn't happy for me.

And I want to say something."

And she was, like, emphatic about it.

We're gonna have to fix this. - Don't.

- You know what I mean? I have to at least tell Jenni.

I think it could be a simple conversation.

I really do. - No, you're not telling Jenni.

You're gonna tell Jenni?

- You know, any more time that elapses,

it turns to me not being a good friend.

And if we were to leave NOLA with some unsettled beef,

or something that I withheld from Jenni,

that's not a good situation.

- Why do you have to be the mediator?

Let someone else mediate.

- So we just planned her divorce party.

Now we gotta plan a wedding?

I'm not--I'm not gonna be a f*cking bridesmaid.

I'm sitting it out.

Nope.

- I think a conversation should be had.

And if it goes well, we'll be fine.

[suspenseful music]

- No.

Oh, my God.

It's like a dangerous position for you to be in.

- It is.

- I might have to go back to sleep.

- It was the craziest thing.

I sat my a*s in the f*cking chair,

and immediately, my f*cking vision

went zoot, like that.

And I was like, there it is, shade.

She was not happy for me.

You didn't have to be a brain surgeon.

Like, I felt it.

- [clears throat]

[dramatic music]

Oh, my goodness.

Who knew that NOLA would bring out the mediation?

[line trilling] And after all this time,

I think it's time to throw my cape on

and save this sh*t.

- Hello, neighbor.

- Hi, neighbor.

Uh, can you meet me at the cast suite?

- Yeah, sure can.

- All right, boo. Bye.

We are going to address everything here in NOLA.

No extra baggage will be on the plane back to Jersey.

- ♪ This is what legends are made of ♪

♪ This is what legends are made of ♪

♪ What we made of, what we made of ♪

- Just when you thought the beef was over,

they pulled you back in.

- I was never f*cking negative one second!

- Don't. Don't take it this far.

- I saw the shade.

- That's not what happened.

- This is the wedding all over again.

- Here I am again, being the wrong one.

- It seems like you want the smoke right now.

- Stop trying to f*cking take away my feelings.

- ♪ Oh, right, music ♪

♪ Hustle all day, we get right to it ♪

♪ I'm with the squad, don't like losing ♪

♪ If I'm at odds, I fight through it ♪

♪ To this fight music ♪

- I'm gonna go meet Mike.

Goodbye.

- Nicole?

- Dee? - Hey.

My goodness, what a night.

- It was fun.

Angelina's engaged.

- What the hell? - What the f*ck?

That's weird. - I mean,

I'm really happy for her.

- I'm so happy for her.

I love Vinny.

But that was crazy.

- Yeah, I wasn't expecting it.

- Engaged?

Like, she just met this guy.

- They move fast over there in Staten Island.

- Oh, good morning. - Good morning.

What's happening? - Bruh,

where did you disappear to last night,

for, like, hours?

What happened? Where did--

you were outside with Angelina?

- Yes. I was trying to, um,

like, button up this vacation and--

- End on a positive? - Yes.

She apologized for, uh, some of the arguments

that we have gotten over the past couple of weeks.

- Oh, great.

I am so happy Angelina apologized to Mike.

There is no more drama.

We can all go home, like, happy.

- It was just what happened after that which was weird.

- What happened?

- She was like, "Listen.

When Vinny got down on one knee,"

she said, "I took a snapshot of the room."

- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

- f*ck off. - No.

- She goes, "Lauren was crying."

- Oh, my God.

- "Deena and Chris: happy for me."

- Yeah!

- She goes, "Pauly: happy.

Our Vinny: sad." - Aww.

- Which, obviously, it's funny. - Yeah.

- Then she went to you and Zack.

And she said-- - I was like this.

[indistinct shouting]

- She goes, "Jenni?

She wasn't happy for me."

She was like, "Jenni and Zack are a hater."

- Hater? - Yeah.

- I was shocked!

- I'm like, "Listen, I came out here to button this up."

- Yeah.

- "And now you're"--

- Re-stirring new sh*t... - Yes.

Yes. - As we're leaving.

It's like she settled beef with Mike

and then, like, played Ping-Pong in her head

to find someone else to have a problem with.

Like, she can't be happy.

Who's taking a snapshot of everyone in the room

to get their feelers?

I would be in the moment.

- Yeah, last night, when Mike and I were outside

for an hour, I was telling Mike how I felt.

But I kept saying to him,

"Do not say anything to anybody."

Please, don't say anything. Don't say nothing.

- She says, quote, unquote, "I want all the smoke."

I was like, "Yo are you serious?"

- [sighs] - Like, "With JWOWW?"

- Then I quit. - No, no.

But no, but then--

- No, but I'm literally like,

I just quit. - No. No. No.

- I was genuinely happy for her last night.

I--I don't know where the f*ck

this is coming from.

Like, I have no idea what the f*ck I did wrong.

If you took a true snapshot of the room,

I'm pretty sure I shedded two tears.

So if you wanna ignore all of that

and take a snapshot of another moment,

or whatever you wanna do, or the fact

that I was dumbfounded like everyone else, so be it.

- Everyone's faces looked, like, super shocked.

- I think we were super shocked

'cause it was the first time we met him.

- Yes. - And then they're engaged.

And she doesn't really tell us anything.

- It was just crazy. We were just--

she just burned the dress.

He should have got down on one knee

while they were burning the dress.

- I was thinking that, too. But it was at a cemetery.

It might be weird. - Yeah.

- I still think we can fix it.

- I don't wanna fix it. - Come on.

- I don't wanna fix it. - Come on.

- I don't wanna. I just wanna go home.

I wanna take my kids to the store.

- Come on. - I promised them.

- You can't leave like that. That's ridiculous.

- No, I can. I'm over it.

- I just felt that, out of the whole entire table,

Jenni and I went through similar situations.

- It's almost, you guys are in the same shoes.

- Same shoes.

- Maybe you have to speak your mind to it

and tell her how you feel.

- Yeah. - I think that would help.

- I do think, at some point,

Jenni and I have to have a conversation.

Because here we are again, you know?

But this is a different beast.

- If anyone should say something, it should be you

'cause it's how you felt.

- Exactly.

- I think I'm gonna take my mic off

and get my kids and leave.

- I--I--I think it's more of just--

- I'm not doing this. - Yeah.

- I'm not being part of it.

And my mic can be put down, and I will go home peacefully.

[dramatic music]

- Okay. I--I'm--

- Because this ain't it. - I'm hearing you.

I'm hearing you. - She should be happy.

- I'm hearing you. - Everyone's happy for her.

You have no idea

how angry I am right now.

And I'm just tired of it.

I'm tired of it.

I am not getting dragged down

into one of her weddings again.

I'm done.

- Jenni is getting visibly upset right now.

I don't think you need to take it this far.

I think it's just a simple conversation.

- But, like, why is it-- - Don't take it this far.

- I was never f*cking...

- Come on. - Negative one second!

That's not what happened.

- We were all shocked.

- ♪ I'm an animal, I'm still going beast mode ♪

- ♪ Lookin' at me, quit lookin' at me ♪

♪ Can't afford what you see, no way ♪

♪ ♪

- Nobody in this entire group

should be judgmental.

- Everyone-- everyone has their own issues.

- But I did see shade.

- Come on. - I was never f*cking...

- Come on. - Negative one second!

That's not what happened.

- Could've been a miscommunication.

- Well, I don't know why it became about me.

- We were all shocked.

- I was just like, yo, this can't be real life.

But then again, I'm like, it's Angelina's life.

So it is real life, you know?

- She's happy, I'm happy.

- Yep.

- I saw shade.

- Real shade.

- It was spewing off of her.

Like, it was--I felt the aura.

- But the clickbait's gonna be,

"Angelina marries Vinny"...

- Yep, "Angelina from 'Jersey Shore'"...

- ".." - "Marries Vinny."

And then you have to read the article,

and then it'll be like, "But not that Vinny."

- She's like, "Oh, my God, I'm so happy we're engaged.

"But f*ck Jenni because she f*cking didn't do this.

and she's not happy for me,"

out of nowhere, because who f*cking knows why?

- You obviously care.

[dramatic music]

- Whatever. I was happy for her.

So-- - You're gonna make me cry.

Stop. Stop, you're gonna make me cry.

- I'm just so sick of being the bad guy.

I was not--

- I know you're upset.

I know that, like,

the vibes were amazing over this trip

and that you've been really trying to be so good to her.

Let's just leave it at that.

Okay? - I don't know.

I was really trying to put a good effort

into my relationship with Angelina.

And I just feel totally blindsided.

- I'm sorry. Come here. I'm sorry.

- I just don't know why she would think that.

- Oh, no.

Babe? Oh, my God.

Look at my a*s.

Look at this.

Look at it.

- Oh, sh*t. - [laughs]

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I would've been walking around with a linted a*s.

- Bend over a little bit.

Nice.

- Wait, so this is the fourth time?

Fourth time's a charm.

- Holy sh*t.

I just realized that.

- Fourth time's the--

- Fourth time-- so she got four rings.

- Yeah, she's gonna be up there with Jordan soon.

- Yep. - She's the GOAT.

[laughs] - Yeah.

- At this point, Angelina has as many rings as Tom Brady.

This is like "Lord of the Rings" sh*t.

[laughs]

- Yeah, that sh*t was a lot.

A lot-- - A lot of d*ck.

- Oh, hi. - Hi. What's wrong?

- So we get text messages from Jenni.

And I'm just, like, dumbfounded.

- I love you. - I love you.

I was just crying.

- What is happening? - No, apparently,

Angelina thinks that I'm not happy for her.

- I don't understand, 'cause I was sitting

right across from you, and you were genuinely happy.

Why is she doing that?

- I don't know. I'm tired of it.

I don't know.

- You were-- Jenn, I literally was sitting--

- Oh, my God. - Jenni, it's okay.

[somber pop music]

♪ ♪

I know you were genuinely happy for her.

You--you teared up.

- I don't know.

- Why is she getting, like, dramatic like that again?

- No, I have no idea.

- I knew that Jenni would be this upset.

And this is why I had to tell her.

I couldn't let all this trash talking go

without telling her.

What up, fam? - Where you coming from?

- What up, Mike?

- Uh, I--

- He got that look. - Yo, I--

- He got that look. - I did it.

I had to tell Jenni.

- [gasps] You told her?

- I had to.

Dude, I didn't feel that--

- The Situation can't lie.

- Exactly. - He always tells the truth...

- Thank you, I-- - Even when he lies.

- Exactly. - Mike doesn't change, ever.

Like, he's still kind of, like, involved in the drama,

but he's, like, trying to do it, like, in a nice way now.

- I didn't feel that I was being a good friend

if I didn't tell Jenni. - I mean, when--

- It's not neighborly.

- When information comes to your desk,

you have to do something with it.

- Exactly. - Like, he thinks

that just because he, like, speaks nicely,

like, he's, like, absolved of the drama.

But like, he's in the sh*t.

Like, he's the main messenger.

- How'd she take it?

- She's very upset.

- Wow. - Like, really upset.

- Just when you thought the beef was over,

they pulled you back in.

- Exactly. - He said she took

a still shot of the room and, like,

Zack and I were the only ones that were not happy for her.

- That is insane. - Oh, God!

- But this is what's crazy.

You got engaged. Instead of, like, enjoying

your engagement night... - That's what I said to Mike.

- Why are you fighting with people?

- And I said, who--

- This is what she did at her wedding!

Why do you wanna fight?

Finally, all of us were in a good spot.

And clearly, that's not the case.

Did she talk to you last night?

- No! No, I hugged her.

- Because usually, if you're upset with someone,

you go to that person and say it.

You don't go to Mike and, like,

make it such, like, a big thing.

- That's what I mean. I didn't--

- She should have went up to Jenni and been like...

- b*tch.

- "I feel like you're not happy for me.

Are you happy?" And then that's it.

- She always has a problem with somebody.

[suspenseful music]

- Hi.

♪ ♪

Hi.

[sighs]

God, it's so gross out today.

- Yeah, it is.

- Nasty.

- I can't even comprehend now what's happening.

Angelina's walking in, happy,

like she didn't just tear me apart last night.

And I'm sitting here, crying.

- Girl, what's going on?

- I don't know. You guys tell me.

- I'm sitting here, crying, because you--

- I didn't even know-- oh, my God.

My God, I didn't notice that.

I didn't even realize that Jenni is bawling

her f*cking eyes out.

And so I'm like, wait. What the f*ck?

Why are you crying?

- I think that-- you think that I would,

like, not be happy for you.

- m*therf*cker. Come on, Mike.

You might have, like, a big mouth,

but like, just don't say anything right now.

- I have to tell you this

because this sh*t is f*cking gangster.

"Jenni and Zack wasn't happy for me."

She goes, "Jenni? She wasn't happy for me."

- What the f*ck?

[discordant rock music]

♪ ♪

[percussive music]

- ♪ I'm a queen ♪

♪ I'm the queen 'round here ♪

♪ She a queen ♪

♪ My world, my sphere ♪

♪ I'm a queen ♪

♪ I'm the queen 'round here ♪

♪ She a queen ♪

♪ My ride, I steer ♪

♪ Sh--sh-- I'm the queen 'round here ♪

♪ Sh--sh-- my world, my sphere ♪

- Come in. - What's up, man?

- Yo. What's up? - What up?

- So what's Jenni saying?

- She's super upset, boys.

- Literally everybody had a shocked look on their face.

I don't understand what the problem is.

- I didn't look over there, so I didn't know.

- What could she have possibly done?

Did she boo?

- I'm sitting here, crying, because you think

that I would, like, not be happy for you.

- I was sitting across from her, Angelina.

She was genuinely happy for you.

- I just-- do you really want me to be

real and honest as f*ck?

- Yeah, because you're going to Mike.

If you have a problem, you should tell her.

- You should have just told me.

- Well, Mike pulled me outside to talk to,

I guess, me about our situation.

And I think I was, like,

in that mind frame at that time.

I just felt a shift.

And I felt--when--when this had happened, I did look.

- Wait. What happened?

- He proposed.

- I love you, Ange.

- And then Zack did say,

"Wait, how long you been with her for?"

- How long have you guys officially been together?

- Then, I look across from you, and you said to Vin,

"When did you get that ring?"

- How long have you had the ring?

I have to know. - I just got it

right before I left, just in time.

- Is that a bad question to ask?

- I don't know. We just--

I just felt like--

- You're spiraling in your head.

Nothing is negative here. - I just wanted to know

how long he had it planned for. - We were just asking

normal questions that I would ask one of my best friends.

- I know you guys were all in shock.

- When'd you get the ring?

- Do you believe Angelina's engaged?

- She's like, I need someone

to pick up the f*cking cat litter.

It's just like--

- Yeah.

- This is the wedding all over again.

- It's not. - It is.

- I just feel like this is, like,

a repeat of, like, the wedding.

Like, yes, we f*cked up with the speech,

but then, like,

it just consumed her whole night.

- That was so f*cked-up.

That's f*cking gross!

- Ange, calm down. I don't wanna ruin our wedding.

- Can you take your camera crew out of my f*cking face?

- So I feel like this is happening again,

where she thinks Jenni was, like, mad.

- When I got, like, proposed to,

Jenni and Zack were, like, a little weirded out.

- Oh, snap.

- What the f*ck? Are you kidding me?

- Then that ruined her whole engagement night.

- You got engaged.

You should have just enjoyed your night.

You're in your own head, Ange.

Like, what is happening here?

Honestly, I just feel like I'm in the twilight zone.

- Jenni, you were looking at me,

and I was, like, looking at you,

and you were looking at me, and I was like,

what the actual--is she mad?

Like, is she upset about this?

Like, I did think that.

- Angelina, I'm sorry, but none of that is real.

It's in your head. - These are my feelings though.

- I know. I think your--

that's not real.

- Okay, whatever.

I know what I know.

- Angelina, you said you kept

this relationship private

and you didn't tell us on purpose.

So how were we supposed to know when you got together?

We just met him yesterday.

We were truly wondering, when did you meet him?

When did you start dating?

- When you know, you know. It doesn't matter.

I could meet him yesterday. - I said that.

But I said that. - But we're not judging.

- I just said that.

- I hate when this family fights.

And I'm frustrated because I am so confused.

- We want you to be happy.

- I'm not trying to make this a big thing.

I'm really not. It was just, I felt--

- But it is when you went to Mike instead of her.

- Well, of course I-- he pulled me outside.

And immediately, he was the only one

that was there next to me, so I was like, wait.

Did I just see--like, did I hear that, see that?

- Okay, but then, go to her. - It's not fair to me.

Like, we're trying to get to know someone we just met...

Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. How you doing?

- That proposed to you on our roommate's birthday.

- It's Vinny's birthday!

- I love you, Ange.

And I hope that you'll marry me.

- Call us curious because we're trying

to get to know someone that just inserted himself

into this family.

- The thing is, is that when Zack acts like,

"Wait, how long have you guys been together?"--

- But truly, me and Zack just met him yesterday.

- I know. And I get that.

- We were all just genuinely happy for you, honestly.

- And that's what I want. I want that.

- But that is it!

That's it!

- Then-- then I'm an as*h*le, then.

I'm a psycho. - Everybody is f*cking happy!

- I think we were all happy-- happy for her

and a certain level of shock, as well.

- For sure. For sure. - Everyone was shocked.

I think it's just, for some reason,

still singling out Jenni.

Like, why?

- I just don't know what happens now.

- Well, I can tell you what happens now.

- What? - She can stay and get

her a*s beat... both: Stay and get

her a*s beat, or stay and get her a*s beat.

- I mean, yes. - You know what I'm saying?

There's only three options. There's three options.

- Let's do a flashback to Miami.

- I wanna be cool with everyone here.

I don't even want any problems.

- But you can't be cool if you keep talking [...].

- I'm telling you, I'm not talking [...].

- You wanna get your [...] beat,

you get your [...] beat.

You can stay, get your [...] beat,

you can stay and get your [...] a*s beat.

- Okay. - You can stay and get

your [...] a*s beat.

- All right, okay. - Plain and simple.

- I don't know where we go from here, boys.

- I say we go to Newark Airport.

- Yeah.

- Not one person feels...

- Not one person said anything negative.

- Any way the way you're feeling.

- Okay. - You're doing what you did

at your wedding night.

- I didn't, though. I'm not.

- You're sabotaging your own happiness right now.

- But I'm not. - But she's taking me

and Zack down with her. - You are.

- Where are the girls?

- Deena said they were going to the suite.

- Dude, why are we always the ones that--

- Get left in the dark? - Yeah.

- Pauly said he was gonna text us,

but I never got a text.

- We're on a highway over open water.

We're not sure where we're going.

We do not have clear direction.

It's a lot like San Diego. Do you remember that?

I texted Jenni an hour ago, at this point.

Should we call them?

- They're probably just catching up.

- And then they were all in the room, fighting?

- This whole trip, there was no big beefs.

- No. - It's the last day.

Like, this is check-out day.

- Nobody knows about your relationship, Ange.

We're just trying to know it. That's it.

- Why are you crying right now?

- Because you hurt her!

- I'm not trying to take you down.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You better do it, do it, do it ♪

♪ Do it, do it, do it ♪

- Ange, if you have an issue with any of us,

you feel a certain way, come to us.

- I understand. - If I'm, like, annoyed

with her, I'd be like... - But when I was outside--

- I'm annoyed. - In my mind,

I was thinking about all of it as it was going down.

- Spiraling in your head, like you do.

- It's not even-- I would say, maybe spiraling,

but I would say, also, I'm thinking about,

like, did that just happen?

I watched everything transpire around the table.

I watched it, Mike. - Wow.

- But Jenni and Zack--it wasn't like, happiness for me.

- I feel you.

- Who the f*ck is anyone to judge?

- Okay, and if it's really annoying you

and it's in your head, you go up to her.

- You guys were--I understand, but you know what?

I'm sorry. Am I wrong?

Like, here I am again, being the wrong one.

Like, I'm sorry I didn't pull her aside.

- Angelina, stop. - But these are my feelings.

Stop trying to f*cking take away

my feelings just like Mike.

- f*ck your feelings, Angelina.

You just ruined everything for me.

You wanna talk about feelings?

Choke on those.

- Stop trying to take away my feelings.

- We're not trying to take away your feelings.

- I can't believe she's still looking for beef

with Jenni out of nowhere.

- I think it could be easily solved.

- No. - No?

- How? - No.

It's been, like, years.

This sh*t's never getting solved.

- We genuinely love you and this is crazy.

- Okay.

- I bet you the girls are trying to plan, like,

like a real engagement party.

- Like, instead of enjoying your engagement night,

you're pinning in and not even in the club

with your fiancé.

You're outside,

talking about how Jenni's not happy for you.

- Or Angelina might be talking about, like,

what she did the first time around

that maybe she won't do, or--

- That's a good point. - You know?

- You mean she doesn't wanna get f*cking Dutch ovened?

- Okay, Angelina, say all the things

that you hated in your marriage.

This is your funeral.

- I never want a man again that Dutch ovens me.

- Wait. Wait.

- sh*t got very specific.

- We're literally dressed in cloaks around a fire

and she's talking about Dutch ovens.

[laughter]

- And then . was like, yup, I'll propose to that.

- It was a very nice moment.

We don't know Vinny that well. - I get it.

I get it. - But we're happy

that you're happy.

- Yeah. - I just want--

- We just didn't expect him to propose to you.

But we're happy for you.

- Yeah, we're so happy. - Nothing is negative.

There's no negativity. - Love is a crazy thing.

- There's no negativity at all. - It's crazy.

- I just don't wanna see you cry.

I'm upset that-- I'm upset that you're upset.

Like, I can't--like, I sat-- I'm like--

[tense music]

It's like, all right.

Sorry I made you cry.

Sorry--here I am, again,

saying sorry for things

that I shouldn't be saying sorry for

and eating crow.

I'm always eating crow.

- I just think moving forward, if you have any, like,

weird feeling about any of us, just, like, come up to us

and be like, are we good?

- Yeah, I should have-- - Like, this I how I felt.

- I should have came up to you last night

and said, "Are we good?" - Yeah.

- But I didn't.

- And then she would have told you,

"I'm genuinely happy."

You know? - Yeah.

- We were all so happy.

- I think that all of us,

if we all get together as a unit,

we can solve this thing.

- I don't know what to do.

- It's the not knowing for me.

- [laughing] Yeah.

It's the drama for me.

I mean, I thought this trip was over.

Like, I have a plane to catch.

Like, miss me with that drama.

- I think we got to check on the ladies.

- Yeah, let's see where their heads are at.

- Yep.

I'm trying to leave NOLA on positive vibes.

- I hope they're not fighting. - What can go wrong?

- There's gotta be a solution to this situation here.

- Hey, boys. - That's it.

- Hey, guys. - Hi.

- What y'all talking about?

[tense electronic music]

- Definitely bad vibes

in this room right now.

- Before we leave and get out of here,

did I not say something to you about,

please don't say anything?

- Oh! Yes! - Whoa!

- Don't say nothing. Please, don't say anything.

You might have, like, a big mouth,

but like, just don't say anything right now.

- Funny, he left that part out. - What are you talking about?

- Oh, it's about to get good. - Yeah.

- I'm an idiot. - No, no.

- Because you brought me outside

and we had a conversation about us.

And then I'm thinking to myself,

I can trust you with information.

And I can't. both: Oh!

- Yeah! - I knew it. I knew it.

- This is the beef I want. - I knew it. I knew it.

- This is the beef I want. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I knew it. I knew it.

- Yeah. Yeah, get him.

Get him. Get him, Ange.

Angelina says that she can't trust Mike.

But who trusts Mike?

- The f*ck? - You two got a track record.

- Yeah. - You should have definitely--

- I should have definitely thought that.

- You guys should have a lawyer present.

- I'm an idiot.

- I tried to handle this the best I could.

And I felt the more time that it went by

and me not tell JWOWW,

I was not being a good friend to her.

And that's the truth of the matter, okay?

- But then what about what I asked you?

You weren't being a good friend to me.

both: Oh! - No. No, no, no.

I was. I--

- Here we are again.

- JWOWW comes first. - I knew it.

I knew it. - JWOWW comes first.

- There's no beef right now.

You're about to get confrontational?

You don't want smoke from me.

both: Oh!

- Mike, you don't want no f*cking smoke with me, bro.

Like, get the hell out of here.

- It seems like you want the smoke right now.

- Oh, I want-- paws up, m*therf*cker!

Paws up, m*therf*cker!

- I don't know where we go from here because of Jenni.

She's distraught right now.

- Jesus Christ.

Two of us are going in the elevator.

Only one of us m*therf*ckers are coming out.

- Why does she do this? - Right?

- What a clusterfuck.

- You all right? - No.

No, not even close.

- ♪ Yeah, I'm outta my mind ♪

♪ I'm outta my mind ♪

- Like, I have never seen this side of Angelina.

I haven't seen her with someone who, like,

calms her down and, like, she's normal.

- I don't know, man.

- I did not mean it to get to this at all.

I'm like-- I told you not to f*cking make it a--

like, how did you explain it to them?

- Angelina's like, playing whack-a-mole right now.

It's like Jenni, Mike, Jenni, Mike.

- I thought that we made up last night.

- Uh-- - It seems like you want

the smoke right now.

- Oh. - Yo!

- Wait, wait, wait.

You don't want smoke from me, actually.

- He can't help it. - Oh, wow.

- He can't help himself.

- Two of us are going in the elevator.

Only one of us m*therf*ckers are coming out.

- Yo.

How did Angelina being engaged

for the fourth time turn into World w*r III?

- Uh-huh. - Just listen to me.

I said that I am not going to say anything tonight

because we're going to stay positive.

You just got engaged, too.

Let's live in that moment. I said--

- For five to six business hours.

- No. - Yeah, and that was about it.

- And then you said, "As long as you don't

tell JWOWW tonight"--

- So did you wake up and run and then, like...

- No. - Immediately, like group text?

- No.

- Of course, you know, I was a fool

to believe that Mike would keep his f*cking mouth shut.

He lives and breathes for this sh*t.

- The coffee in the morning?

Ah, it's gonna be a good day.

I think I smell it in the air.

He's like-- - Oh, my God.

- All right, stop it.

- I can't wait. - Is Jenni awake?

- His wheels were turning, boy, all night.

You woke up like Dr. Evil, drinking your coffee, going,

"Ha, when am I gonna start this sh*t?"

- I told you, I let you sit

for the night with the engagement.

We took it positive, even in the conversation--

- He gave you the night. Give him that.

He gave you the night. - Thank you for that.

I appreciate you. - And also,

I was trying to leave this trip in NOLA

on a positive note. - I don't know.

I don't know. - I think I kept--

- It sounds like you're telling yourself that.

- I--God. - I don't know.

- God! - I don't know.

I don't see it.

- [laughs]

- [laughs] - Don't--

- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

- Yo. - It's been a trip.

I actually have to go because of my flight.

Don't get me wrong, I had a great trip.

It was so much fun celebrating all the celebrations.

Love you, meatball. - Bye, I love you.

- But I mean, ending it like this?

I'm like, girl...

Love you, crazy frickin' freak.

I got to get out of here.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

- It's been real.

Love you guys. - Love you.

Get home safe. - See you later.

- Get home safe. - Bye, Nicole.

Thank you for coming.

- Text you later. - Heart out.

- Ugh! Get me out of here.

- Jenni, are you okay?

Okay? - Wow, you see that?

- Yeah? - I don't think she's okay.

- I'm just here.

- I'm just dead inside. - [sighs]

- Yeah. - Like, seriously,

sorry for like, you know? - Ooh.

- Ooh. - I don't want you

to feel like this.

- Ooh. - Ooh.

- I'm overwhelmed by all of this.

And I'm just like-- everything happened so quickly.

I'm very, very, very sorry if I made you feel hurt,

if I hurt you in any type of way.

- I just-- I just wanna go home.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, but why--

oh, my God.

- [sighs] What a mess.

- Can we please, like--

I can't, man.

I feel terrible.

- No, I just wanna go home.

I'm fine. I'm happy for you.

I'm really happy for you.

- I don't want you to feel like this.

Can we just-- like, is there any way

for this not keep going?

- No, I'm fine. I'm just tired.

I just wanna go home.

I have all my old feelings, my old walls are up.

I wanna scream and run down the hallway and get away.

- I think what it is, Ange--

- Blindsided. - It's PTSD from the wedding.

You thought we were trying to be mean.

We weren't.

And it turned into a whole thing.

We got our trust back,

and then we all said to each other, like,

you know, if we're hurt by each other,

we'll go to each other.

So now for Jenni, she's feeling what she felt

three years ago again,

and feeling like the trust isn't there again.

- Awkward.

- So I think the friendship you made is now--

it's gonna be tough to get back again.

- That's it.

- [sighs] Oh, my God.

- Well, this is definitely gonna be

an eventful wedding, for sure.

- If there's already beef at the engagement,

pssh, that wedding is gonna be off the charts.

- I'm just sad.

Honestly, I'm just sad that you felt that way.

Because I would never wish that on anyone.

I just--I'm just really hurt right now.

♪ ♪

- I think we should just end this trip

with a nice family photo.

- Oh, God. - %.

- Come on!

- Deena, read the room, girl.

- Let's end on a good note, everybody.

- Yes! - Everybody's happy!

- Yes!

- Like, not the time for a family photo.

- We don't even have T-shirts.

- Positive note, guys, come on.

- I actually-- I have some stuff at my room.

- What the f*ck? Really?

- I'm not letting this trip,

just because of what's happening right now,

end on a sour note.

All right. I'll go get the T-shirts,

go get the kids and everything.

We still are a family,

so, like, let's put on these shirts.

- f*ck my life.

- And let's do this freaking family photo.

And let's, like, still end this trip on a good note.

- You all right? - No.

No, not even close.

- Bye, New Orleans. I love you!

It was a nice time.

- [sighs] - Hey.

- Well, that was crazy.

- What happened?

- So Angelina told Mike last night

that Jenni, like, ruined her engagement

because she wasn't happy for her.

- Why does she do this? - Right?

- What happened in there?

- You know, I've really tried to do right by everyone here,

and also do right by the group by trying to leave

NOLA on a positive note.

- Well, in a little bit, we're all gonna do,

like, a family photo.

But I don't know why I do this to myself.

Because everybody's in, like, a weird spot, at this point.

- I don't know where we go from here.

Because I definitely see Jenni--

she's distraught right now.

- What a clusterfuck. - It is.

- Jesus Christ.

What a f*cking disaster.

She's in f*cking tears, this girl.

- Yeah, well, you needed to air it out.

So you did just that. And that's good.

I'm proud of you.

- What happened? - Because I asked,

"When did you get the ring?"

apparently, we're not happy for her.

She made it into a huge thing. So...

- Let's go talk to her, then.

- I already spent the last two hours talking to her.

- Rest in peace.

- It can't have been that bad.

- I'm dead.

- ♪ Had to go and stab me in the back, yeah ♪

♪ The real you is slipping through the cracks ♪

♪ Had to go and stab me in the back, yeah ♪

♪ I never thought you'd hurt me like that ♪

- Who's ready for family photos?

One big happy family, b*tches!

Oops, sorry, guys. You're fine.

- We have a family photo right now.

But the room is moody and awkward.

- Let's do it. - Let's go.

Let's take our picture. - Let's take this photo, guys.

- I mean, I really don't know if everyone

is capable of smiling right now.

- I'm sorry. - Let's go

in front of the pool. - Aw.

So I'm keeping it light and sweet.

Just two minutes, okay? And we'll be done.

'Cause I don't want us to miss the flight.

- All right, let's go with the pool behind us.

- We're gonna take a picture and act like nothing happened.

- See? Look at--okay, you ready?

Okay, one, two, three, NOLA, guys.

- This is the most awkward family photo ever.

- Hate you guys. - [sighs]

I just wanna get the f*ck out of here.

- One, two, three.

all: NOLA!

- Despite what drama is happening now...

- All right, best vacation ever.

- We still are a family.

And you know, some amazing things

did happen on this trip.

- One, two, three.

all: Best vacation ever!

- Great trip, guys. - We're gonna go.

Run, run, run. - Let's go, big boy.

- All right, we out! We out!

- I don't know what to say about the girls.

I don't know where we go from here.

It feels like I'm in the same f*cking boat,

like I was two years ago.

- We're out the door. We're outta here, man.

- ♪ I'm happy to get out of here ♪

Go.

[hard rock music]

- I mean, NOLA, peace out.

It's been real.

- What's up, man? - Cheers.

Yo, there was a ton of highs on this trip.

But to end it on this gut punch,

it's like, damn,

that's so not like us.

We don't go out like that.

[upbeat electronic music]

- New Orleans was so crazy.

- I really haven't spoke to Angelina.

- I've cut people out of my life for less.

- Deena and Nicole inserted their f*cking selves into it.

That was not their beef.

- They want everyone to get along.

- Then don't step in people's beef.

- Oh, sh*t. - How about them apples?

[doorbell rings]

- DoorDash. - Oh, sh*t.

- I'm ready to come back. - You're ready to come back?

- I feel good, bro.

- What about the squad?

It's not easy for me to keep a secret.

- Oh, I know that. - I can't say anything

because it's not my job to tell your story.

- Yeah.

[dramatic percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Have you told the girls that you DMed me?

- No.

- Holy sh*t.

Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Hey, guys.

Sorry I'm late.

- What the f*ck?

[laughter]

Is this real?

Are you a hologram?

Is this AI?

- Why are you being messy, coming for me now?

Can you let me f*cking talk?

- f*ck off.

- [sobbing]

- No, you talk so much.

- [crying] I don't wanna be here.

- Just shut up.

- No! No!

I need to go home.

Gimme the f*cking keys!

Just let me go home.

- Hold on. Don't make it messier.

I am still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- I just feel like it's pretty positive vibes in this room.

[screams and laughter] - What the f*ck?

- You're a lot better at this when you're sober.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yay!

- I just don't think you've ever had

a real girlfriend to know

what girlfriends do with each other.

- You wanted to bring more drama to our show.

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice to me.

- Come hit me, baby.