06x18 - Remember Me?

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- I'm going to Jersey Shore, b*tch!

- What's up? I'm Mikey. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Hello?

- Yo, yo, yo.

- What's your name? - JWOWW.

- Party's here. - Hey.

- What's up? - Hey.

- Oh, hey. What's up?

I want this thing forever, this right here.

- You'll never experience this with anyone else,

but is within this room right now.

- Maybe we should get a shore house next summer.

[all cheering]

- We're ready to come out and destroy this place.

all: Jersey Shore!

- We all welcomed Deena in with open arms.

- Where the [bleep] is the beach?

- It's right there.

[screaming] - Ciao. We're in Italy.

- It's a beautiful place. Beautiful women.

- [bleep] you! - Holy [bleep].

- I'm gonna [bleep] fist pump till my [bleep] arm falls off.

Jersey, here we go!

- We're back in our habitat.

- Yeah, buddy.

- I love you guys. - Love you guys.

- Love you all. - I really love you guys.

- Look at us here.

Our lives will never be the same again

because of this f*cking thing.

- I love "Jersey Shore Family Vacation."

- This time of year!

- Hello? - From Jersey.

- We're getting the crew back together.

- Check out my poof, b*tch.

- Blowouts and poofs.

- What is that?

[all screaming] - Oh, hey, Sam.

- vacations.

all: "Jersey Shore Family Vacation."

- Whoo!

- Place it!

- Who said guidos don't know how to dance?

- No! - Congratulations, y'all.

- With so many memories.

- [screams]

- What is that? [all exclaiming]

- BDS is in the building. [all exclaiming]

- Will you marry me? - Yes, babe!

- [shouting]

- But throughout all of this, we always felt

like something was missing.

- Where is Sweetheart? - Sweetheart.

- Where's the rest of the g*ng? - I don't know.

- Sam get here yet? - Sam. [chuckles]

- I think she just wants nothing to do with any of us.

[dramatic music]

- And now we are in for a surprise...

- What is that? - We never saw coming.

- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

- What the f*ck?

[all exclaiming] - She's back.

all: Sammi's back! - Sammi's back!

- Sam's back.

- The whole dynamic is about to change.

- Why are you being messy, coming for me now?

- Mike was talking sh*t.

- You're going to listen to Mike over me?

- Can you let me f*cking talk?

- Ron texted me and said that he is on his way.

- All right. Bring him in. - He caused a w*r.

- All hell has broken loose.

- Is this what you guys do all the time?

[all screaming]

- You guys are f*cking ridiculous.

- We're looking at a f*cking p*nis right now,

so shut the f*ck up.

[upbeat music]

- Do you think she looks like me?

- Stop!

- Maybe a little bit.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something ♪

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ If you want to have fun, then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ I am the greatest ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Since New Orleans, me and my wife

have been getting ready for the arrival of my baby girl.

- OK, so we got some boneless chicken cutlets.

[angelic choir singing]

- These are sacred.

This isn't our first rodeo,

so we know exactly what to pack.

Number one on the list is foods.

Road snacks, please.

- We're right on time, honey.

Let me get a bacon, egg, and cheese.

Let me get a pink sprinkle donut.

I'll do orange juice.

Hot coffee.

Throw some hash browns in there.

[upbeat music]

Oh, yeah.

- I'm in the parking deck. You here?

- Five minutes away.

- Is that a sprinkle donut?

- Mike had to stop at the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru.

- I had to get a pink sprinkle.

♪ ♪

- ♪ They took them on me, all them to me ♪

♪ But I ain't losing any sleep ♪

♪ My girls on the way as we speak ♪

♪ They smart and some freaks ♪

- A nice, relaxing day with my girls.

- Woo-hoo!

- Have a nice spa day.

- Is this good for, like, a hungover person?

- This is our Himalayan room. Come on in.

- Oh, wow! Is this salt rocks?

- Himalayan salt. It also calms you down.

- Oh, thank God I shaved my legs this morning.

We're going to be in robes.

- As long as you have underwear on.

- No. I don't actually.

- You don't have underwear on? - No.

- You're trash.

- All right. - All right.

- Himalayan salt room.

So how you guys been?

- After New Orleans, went right into, like, the holidays.

We had a pretty busy last couple of months.

We had Thanksgiving, Christmas,

and we had a huge New Year's Eve party

and then CJ's birthday party, then it was my birthday.

So we had a lot of parties.

- I got a puppy. - I know.

He's so cute.

- A puppy.

- How's he doing?

- He's really good.

And the kids love him,

and we're really good with taking care of him.

- Actually, Meilani is in charge

of cleaning the dog's poop.

She has to, like, get poops to get something.

- I love how we always have to bribe our kids.

- Yeah.

- How was Egypt?

- Phenomenal.

- Did you see aliens?

I swear they fly over the pyramids.

- After seeing them, no f*cking way we did that on our own.

- There's no way.

- Aliens.

- I'm an alien. - I believe it.

- Mm-hmm.

- ♪ Beach side with my toes in the sand ♪

♪ Like I'm on vacation forever ♪

- Let me get that for you. - Thanks, babe.

A diner? Come on, dude. - Be grateful.

- You could at least take me--

- I'm spending some time with you, man.

I went out of my way.

- I know I'm a side piece, but, like,

I need a little more, you know?

[laughter]

- So where are you DJing now? - That's what I'm in town for.

I have, like, a meeting about a new Atlantic City residency.

- Oh, sh*t. [chuckles]

- I was at my old Atlantic City residency

for, like, ten years, and now it's time for a new chapter.

It's going to be at the Borgata.

It's bigger. It's better.

I can't wait for everybody to come check it out.

We've been going in Atlantic City for since day one.

AC tonight. - Yes. AC tonight.

- Going to be wild.

So much stuff went down.

Remember, we had dinner before, and like,

Mike was talking sh*t to the girls.

- Can I have a roll, please?

- Don't worry. You got a couple.

- You deserve to get punched in the face.

all: Oh!

- There's always some sort of drama.

- Oh, f*ck. - What?

- Just stressed a little bit, you know?

I haven't seen the girls since NOLA.

- Love you, Ang.

And I hope that you'll marry me.

- Oh, my God! - times over, yes, babe.

- Me and Zack at that corner, man.

It wasn't like happiness for me.

Instead of enjoying your engagement night,

you're outside talking about how Jenni's not happy for you.

- I never want to cheat again because of this.

- What? Oh, my God.

It's bad right now.

Those questions were inappropriate.

- They were.

- How long have you had the ring?

I have to know.

When are you taking out your IUD?

I think she's going to get knocked up soon.

I just wanted to ask questions.

Because literally I just like,

hey, when did you think you knew?

When did you decide--

- Which we all did, by the way. I was asking questions, too.

Pauly was literally talking the most sh*t.

- Pauly literally yelled, "She just met this man."

- We just met him yesterday!

- And Angelina's like,

"Oh, my God. I love you, Pauly."

I don't get it.

I don't get it. I don't get it.

- New Orleans was so crazy.

We're too old for this sh*t.

- We just, like, burned her wedding dress together,

like as a family, like a normal family would,

in a cemetery with our cloaks on.

Cut to proposal the next day.

And after that,

turn up to turn down into drama with the girls.

And that's our family in a nutshell.

And our family's grown a bit. - Yeah.

- Baby number two.

- I can't believe that Mike's about to be a father of two.

- ♪ I'll always remember ♪

♪ We stayed up that night ♪

♪ Gazing at stars and satellites ♪

- [crying]

- Look at all that hair. - [laughs]

- Look at this little baby.

- Hi there, girl.

- The fam has just gotten bigger.

Mia Bella is here.

Everyone is healthy.

I'm such a proud dad right now.

What do you like better, this one?

I think it looks great.

- She looks so cute.

- I'm always the bad guy, all the time.

It's always [bleep] me in this house, right?

I talk [bleep] about everyone in this [bleep] house.

- Her! - I know.

- She's so f*cking fake!

- I will never film with her again.

- You were all going in.

I don't know why everything's being pointed at me here.

Why is this turning on me?

- Because you're a cheater. What?

- I've cut people out of my life for less.

- Yeah.

- The reunion should be a great day.

- Who knows what's going to happen.

- A reunion show is coming up.

Angelina and I have a track record,

so if she wants to be venomous, she's going to be venomous.

And the reunion is the perfect spot to do so.

The damage is done. I'm done.

Namaste.

- ♪ It's so surreal ♪

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. It's happening.

It has begun.

I'm so excited to introduce the two babies.

I think Romeo will do amazing.

Am I considered a girl dad?

- OK.

And Bella, we are home.

I got her. Let's go.

Are you ready? - There she is.

Oh, Mr. Romeo.

- This is your baby sister.

Want to sit down next to the baby?

Is he curious?

Look at the baby.

- ♪ I'm running home ♪

- I'm over the moon.

I've always wanted a big family.

Now I'm a dad of two.

♪ ♪

I couldn't be happier.

[smooching] You're being so good.

Such an amazing moment for our family.

Look who it is.

- All the time.

- Are you ready to come back?

- Goes, "Don't f*cking get loud!"

I mean, she starts, like, coming at me.

- f*cking voice-- - Boy, hit me, baby.

I need an ally.

If they knew who I was texting, they would die.

- Are you done with us, or are you not?

- We're clearly not as good friends as I thought we were.

- ♪ You're the hottest thing around ♪

- ♪ She's the worst ♪

♪ She's the worst ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ So flawless, it's freaky ♪

♪ She's the worst ♪

- Chris? - Hey. How'd it go?

Not good? - Not good.

Not good.

- Way worse than I thought it was going to be.

- What happened?

- So today was the reunion, and it was a disaster on fire.

[thumping music]

- Angelina, everybody seemed equally shocked

by the proposal.

Why did you feel like Jenni was less happy for you

than everyone else?

- The questioning was just a little--just weird.

And it just wasn't called for.

- I actually was just trying to know.

- So where you had asked it-- - Hold on.

Hold on. - I was just--

- I know, Deena, but you also got involved.

- I sat across from her-- - Hold the f*ck on.

Are you ever going to stick up for me?

You're going to stick up for her?

- How many times have I stuck up for you?

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice to me.

- Oh, God. - All right.

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice to me.

- Come hit me, baby.

- Don't f*cking raise your voice to me.

- You guys are all-- - You're standing up.

- All right. - OK, your highness!

- All right, guys, listen. Everyone's family.

- Sit down!

Well, I went into the reunion thinking,

like, yeah, we would have to, like, talk about sh*t.

But I didn't think me and Angelina

were, like, in a bad place.

Angelina came in hot.

Like, she was ready to fight.

- Immediately, the minute I sat down on the stage,

I just felt tension.

I knew that something was going to happen because, obviously,

I feel intuitions and obviously psychically

and all that sh*t.

I know people don't believe it, but I do.

Jenni was like, "You don't have any f*cking real friends."

But then all of a sudden, her mouthpiece over there,

Deena, chimes in.

- She looks at me and she goes,

"You're f*cking getting involved again?"

- The level of hate you could hear coming from her.

She's like, "[imitates yelling]"

And I'm like, "OK."

- Goes, don't f*cking get loud at me, and she starts, like,

coming at me like a f*cking animal.

[lion roars]

Come hit me, baby.

- She got out of her chair?

- She was going to f*cking hit me.

- She was like this to Deena.

- [slow motion] Come hit me, baby.

- But Justina got up, and kind of like was like, no.

Like, she got up.

[overlapping chatter]

- 'Cause I'm classier, but don't f*cking

raise your voice to me. - Sit, babe. Sit.

- You guys--

- She had the travel distance to go to Deena.

- If I was going to hit someone,

I would be walking around her, and I would be like, bam.

- Yeah, you'd be trying to get--

- Bam, m*therf*cker.

But I didn't do that.

- I don't even think I, like,

said anything warranted for her to get up like that.

Like, all I said was I was part of that group chat.

- Gonna stick up for her?

- How many times have I stuck up for you?

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking--

- I might have been louder.

- She wasn't shutting her f*cking voice up.

- Really, I regret how small this dress was.

I'm just thinking, well, the whole world

is going to see my t*tties if I stand up.

- Jenni just sat there, like Marilyn Monroe over there,

with her f*cking-- I mean Marilyn Manson.

She looked like a Kat Von D

with her f*cking black outfit on, you know.

Kat Von Dutch, whatever the f*ck her name is.

Pale as f*ck.

She looked like Morticia Addams.

All right, bro?

Deena can't be f*cking serious,

telling everybody that she was scared

for her life, that I was going to beat

the f*ck out of her.

Scared that she couldn't go home to her children.

And I know she's going to milk it.

- I was f*cking scared because I thought to myself,

"Is she going to hit me?"

And then, like, what if I actually get hurt,

and I can't, like, take care of my kids, you know?

- Like, stop. Like, this isn't what our reunion

was supposed to be like. It was embarrassing.

- Yeah.

- She made it like this big f*cking thing.

- Just because you stood up a little bit

and got a little loud?

- Because I stood up, and I said shut the f*ck up.

- Ridiculous.

- Insane.

[cereal crunching]

- As soon as she stood up like that,

I felt like my friendship with her went out the window.

Like, I was done.

She just finally showed her true colors.

Like, I can't trust her. [scoffs]

If this is how she could treat me after everything?

I don't even want this girl in my f*cking life.

- I know Deena's going to milk it.

And I just don't know what's happening between Jenni

and I at this point. It's going to be f*cking bad.

- Then good.

- That's--but that's off my chest now.

- Exactly. Bye.

- What am I going to do, change myself

because people don't want me to be this way?

No, I'm not going to do that. Sorry.

- ♪ Style check ♪

♪ Style check ♪

♪ Style check ♪

♪ I seen them flex ♪

♪ Stand out in the crowd ♪

- Today's pizza day, so I'm going to start

getting everything ready.

- I don't know who's going to show up today.

Don't know. - [sighs]

I got all this pizza. Damn.

- The reunion was definitely a sh*t sandwich.

- Wait. Can I f*cking finish? - No.

- God damn it.

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice.

- Come hit me, baby.

- Everyone knows that we were having this pizza party today.

- To meet the baby. - To meet the baby.

- So hopefully everyone comes. - It is an amazing cause.

Are people are going to stagger in?

I don't know.

Some really tense drama in the streets.

But this is about meeting our baby girl, Mia Bella.

I hope everyone shows up.

Plus, who can resist free pizza?

- Oh, my goodness! - Time for a pizza party.

[bouncy upbeat rustic music]

- Yo, Mike! - We brought you pizza!

- Pizza party over Zoom. It's happening.

Pizza heals all wounds.

This is a pizza offering.

I've cheated on my diet twice because I've been stressed out.

- Really?

- Pizza's here. - Oh, my God!

We have a pizza!

- ♪ Figaro ♪

- Pizza coming through. Pizza coming through.

Come on.

My basil's going everywhere!

[klaxon blaring]

First pizza. Good.

- We are a pizza-making connoisseur.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Up and down, I like what we have going on ♪

♪ Obsession leads to depression ♪

♪ They didn't tell me no ♪

- Hey, boo. - Hey, boo.

Hold on. Let me merge this call.

So today is the pizza party.

I'm literally stuck in bed.

I'm, like, not in a good mental state today.

- Yeah. I mean, that reunion was a lot.

- Like, I want to meet her when I'm in, like,

good spirits and, like, mentally normal. [chuckles]

The reunion was very dramatic.

Angelina just came in very hot.

She was trying to fight with everybody,

and I'm just so run down.

It'd be best if I didn't go see Angelina right now.

Like, I just need a minute.

- We're all sick.

Me and Cameron are, like,

cuddled up on the couch right now.

I don't want to get the baby sick, you know?

- I have strep.

- I know. I heard.

- And a fever.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] It's beautiful.

- Somebody's here.

- Oh, it's Vincent. Hey.

- Hey, how are ya?

- You're our first guest. - Yo.

- It's a girl. - Where is she? Sleeping?

- She is napping, yeah. - OK.

Who else is coming here?

- That's the million-dollar question.

- Just me? [chuckles]

- I don't know who's showing up,

but I only want good vibes today.

- f*ck you, jerk off! f*ck!

What assholes.

After everything that happened at the reunion,

I'm feeling a little heated.

b*tch.

Sorry, God.

Despite all that, I want to show up for Mike and Lauren

to meet the baby and see how Lauren's feeling

and catch up with them.

I'm putting the blinker on, b*tch.

♪ ♪

- It's time for the chef

to enjoy the fruits of his labor.

[doorbell chimes]

- Maybe there is someone here.

- Oh, my God. Somebody's here, honey.

Hey. - What the hell? I am dying.

- It's a pizza party.

- Angelina?

She's the only f*cking other one?

- Hi, guys.

- Thank you so much for coming. - How are you?

Hi, Vince. - Hello.

Long time, no see. - How are you?

- I'm good.

- You look great for having a baby.

- Thank you. - Where is the baby?

- She's sleeping. I'm going to bring her over.

How have you been?

I haven't seen you since New Orleans.

- I knew the reunion was going to be a little bit

of an issue, but-- - It was a disaster.

- Why did Deena have to get involved

in Jenni and I's issues?

- We were at a reunion.

- She was screaming at me.

- Then got up to fight her.

- Are you serious? I was never going to hit her.

Jenni is the ringleader here.

And it all stems down to why the f*ck

she acted the way she acted when I got proposed to.

- We were screaming, "You just met him."

- We just met him yesterday!

- I hope you do see a little bit of my way, please.

- I see everybody's way. - Please.

- If you see--if you see something, say something.

- Like, when you see something, you say something.

And I saw something.

It's all over New York City, right?

NYPD plasters it all over subways and sh*t.

- You've banged enough cops to know.

- f*cking d*ck. You as*h*le.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Look how cute! - Oh, my God.

- Tiny! - Oh, my God.

- Hi. - Oh, she's so small.

- I know. - How precious.

- Mia Bella.

- Does she poop a lot?

- She did poop a lot. It's finally slowing down.

- Yeah. - Does she have blue eyes?

- They are blue. - So cute.

- Yeah. - You and Vinny next.

- Shut up, Vin. - Do you guys talk about kids?

- We do, but, like, I'm just trying to enjoy him.

- You just met him. - You're a d*ck.

- Ah, see? There you are.

- Hi. Oh, my God. You got so big.

Hi, baby. - He's tall.

- He's happy. He just woke up.

- Hi.

- He'll go over to her and go, "Aw."

- [chuckles] - Oh, so cute.

- Looking at Mia Bella, she's beautiful, healthy.

Look at those little lips.

We've had arguments where no one wants

to talk to each other at all.

At the same time, we should come together

as a family for these moments.

The little lambs are feeding all snuggly in the hay.

Mia Bella is also drinking milk many times a day.

[laughter] - What an idiot.

- Yo, this is bars.

I'm not trying to fight anybody.

That's not, you know, who I am, so.

I'm sorry. I'm not a mob wives.

I'm not a housewives. I'm not a fighter.

Get real!

I will f*cking knock that b*tch down!

It doesn't all revolve around you, Ron!

No one said Angelina!

- You're stressing the pregnant woman out.

- Come hit me, baby.

- [laughs]

- There was another reason that I brought you guys over.

- What's that? - What now?

- I've been into sweepstakes lately.

- Like the lottery?

- It's like scratch offs. - Yeah, it's like--

- He, like, comes home with scratch offs all the time.

- Yeah.

I'm feeling lucky today.

Sorry. Honey.

A loser?

Sorry, you're a loser. Oh, my God.

- Casino always wins.

- But this time, your boy BDS won.

- If you a vodka pie, you can go into a raffle

for a chance to win a trip.

- Ooh!

Buy a vodka pizza and be in a sweepstakes to win a trip.

We just won a trip. - Whoo!

- In the mountains in Pennsylvania.

[music stops]

- What kind of sweepstakes was that?

Who wins a trip to Pennsylvania?

- Are we going to go snowboarding again,

and like that?

- Possibly, yeah.

- I actually really liked the Poconos last time.

- Yeah.

[all screaming]

- Oh, my God.

- No, he's not OK, guys.

We need a medic. Go help him.

- He probably has to go to the hospital.

- I had fun there. - Yeah.

Listen, I've claimed the trip.

I let them know that we're coming this weekend.

And it's just the OGs.

OK?

- It's a weird time.

- They say don't wait for the timing to be perfect,

make it perfect.

Going on these family vacations

has always been super important to me.

We're not always going to agree, and that's OK.

Most families don't.

But the best part about us is that we fight to not give up

on each other, you know, to find common ground.

And the game plan is the fact that we have this trip,

and I got to get everybody there.

I'm going to call Pauly.

If there's one person that I can count on to be positive...

- What's up, my dude?

- It's Pauly D.

- [laughs] Pennsylvania? [music stops]

Um, I mean, yeah.

I-I'm down.

It's going to be World w*r III at this vacation.

We may have to separate them.

- Déjà vu. - All right, my dude.

Thanks for the invite. - I'll text you later.

- Bye. - All right, great party, Mike.

- Thank you for inviting me. - Yes, it was.

- Whenever there's beef going on,

the meatballs always side with Jenni.

Bye, Romeo. See you soon, Mike.

So now going on this retreat, I'm like,

oh, I don't want to do this.

- ♪ That's exactly who I am ♪

- Bye-bye. - [laughs] He said bye-bye.

[upbeat music]

- Well, the girls didn't show up.

Very f*cking petty on their part, but whatever.

It would be so nice if I had another woman to talk to me.

I need someone, man. I need someone.

Holy f*cking sh*t.

Light bulb on for me.

all: Family vacation! We're in Miami!

- We're getting the crew back together.

- Jersey Shore is back.

That's right, the family's back together again.

But there's somebody missing.

- Where's Sam? - Where's Sammi?

- Where's Sammi Sweetheart? - Sammi, why didn't you come?

- Like she said, she's in a happy place.

- She's in a good place right now.

- She's in a really good place.

- She's not here now.

It's just going to continuously be talked about.

- Where's Sammi?

- We want to know, will Sammi be back?

- OK, I have to ask.

- Is Sammi coming back?

- When is Sammi coming back?

- When's the last time you saw her?

- Years ago.

- I love it. I love this sh*t.

So Mike wants OGs only. It's Sam.

[dramatic music]

- Hey, girl. - Hey.

- How you doing? - Sam.

- Hello, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet,

but do not [bleep] with me.

I don't like you. - I don't like you.

- Stop! Stop! Stop!

- I need an ally with all this sh*t

going on with the girls.

If they knew who I was texting, they would die.

I'm just hoping she's going to answer me.

Please, Lord, bring Sam back.

- ♪ It's like the gatekeeper ♪

♪ Trading places with the reaper ♪

♪ The snake's going to eat you ♪

♪ The rats in your face gonna wait for the feature ♪

- All right, we have this trip

this weekend, but nobody knows about it.

So Jenni lives down the street.

I have a couple extra pizzas right there.

- I'll take a ride with you.

- Bye-bye! - [laughing] Oh, my God.

Me and Mike need to tell the girls that we

are going to Pennsylvania.

- Mike and Vinny have a new pizza delivery service.

- Going to be a pizza.

So we'll actually invite the girls to Pennsylvania

with the pizza.

- All right. [doorbell chimes]

- f*ck. Who's here?

- Hey, Jenni. - Hey, Jenni!

- Jenni!

Doesn't seem like anyone's home.

- I don't think she's home. - I'm sick.

Leave me alone.

- Did you write the note? - No, I didn't write the note.

Should I write the note?

- Go away.

- Pack your clothes and not the drama.

We got a trip this weekend.

- We didn't even get a tip.

- I would have at least liked a five spot for that.

- At least.

- At least, right?

- I call that a success.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Next stop is Deeners.

- We're going a "hawk," "hawk you"?

- What the f*ck is happening?

Why are you doing this, Mike?

- ♪ Work the middle just work the middle ♪

♪ Just work the middle ♪

♪ Just work the middle ♪

- I think Deener's house is right--

right here, actually.

Pack your bags, not the drama.

- Let's ring the bell and run. - All right.

[doorbell chimes] - Who's here?

- Success. - All right.

I can't run. I pulled my back.

- [laughs]

- What the heck?

- There's the pizza in the building.

- Well, this should be interesting.

- ♪ Can't do it like me ♪

♪ I bet you can't do it like me ♪

- Next up is the Snooki residence.

[doorbell chimes]

I'm out.

- Hello?

[gasps] A pizzer.

Hey, Nicole. Pack your bags.

We're going to--

"Hunkview?" Hawkview?

What the f*ck is that?

Hawkview retreat?

That's like a nursing home, I feel.

- Hopefully they show up. - Yeah, I mean, good job.

- My God.

Why does Mike do this?

- Pizza delivery service lit.

- I think we're going to retire.

- Yeah.

♪ Hold a minute, let me drive ♪

♪ I'ma show you how to fly ♪

♪ Inside, outside, get right, stay fly ♪

♪ Hold a minute, let me drive ♪

♪ I'ma show you how I fly ♪

[phone ringing]

- Damn, Uncle Ron in the building.

What's up, Uncle Ron?

- Congrats on the baby.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Mia Bella is beautiful.

- What's happening? - So I sold my house in LA.

Right now, I'm all about new beginnings.

- We finally did it. - Finally.

I'm happy. - OK.

- All right, got it. It's sold. There it is.

- And I'm moving to Florida.

I'm getting ready to start over.

I've got some downtime.

I was going to maybe come to Jersey for a couple days.

- It might be the right time, man.

It's been about two years.

- I feel at peace for the first time in a lot of years,

but I know I've made my mistakes.

And I want to ask the roommates for forgiveness.

- Obviously, you know, I'll make myself available.

- Yeah, of course, bro. [indistinct]

- All right. Peace.

- ♪ Ain't no competition don't try ♪

♪ Catching up gonna take them boys a while ♪

♪ I'll be sweet and spicy, baby ♪

♪ Baby, never mild, yeah ♪

- Oh, my f*cking God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Halle--f*cking--lujah.

Sammi's going to come and talk to me.

She's agreeing to come to my house and catch up.

Wait, am I seeing this right?

This can change everything.

Vin!

Holy f*ck, Vin.

[screams] This is going to be amazing.

- He has not come back for six years.

- She blocked me.

- Well, she dis-friended me, all of us on Facebook.

- That's going to get me blocked.

- Definitely still have a little beef with Sammi,

the way you just said it.

- Have you told the girls that you DM'd today?

- f*ck no.

- Are you ready to come back?

- I'm ready to come back. - You're ready to come back.

- I feel good, bro.

- ♪ On the run from the night ♪

♪ Couldn't close my eyes if I wanted to ♪

♪ Stuck inside my mind ♪

[soft dramatic music]

♪ I won't fall for you lies ♪

- I'm here on the East Coast, headed to go see Mike.

We haven't seen each other in a long time.

You know, a lot of stuff has happened.

I haven't seen the roommates over the last two years.

- We have another situation with Uncle Ron.

He's in the news.

♪ ♪

- ♪ But I'm reaching out to your line ♪

- All the time.

Yeah.

♪ ♪

[crying softly]

- ♪ Who am I? ♪

♪ I don't know anymore ♪

[phone ringing]

- Hey, man. What's happening?

Where you at? - I'm getting close.

I'm getting close.

- Before you come over,

it is customary in the Italian tradition to bring food

when you come to someone's house, especially--

- Especially when it's your house.

[laughs] - Yeah, very true.

- Excuse me, sir. - Yes.

- Do you mind if we stop at the nearest drive-thru possibly?

- ♪ Oh, she bad, she a stunner ♪

- Got to make this girl a charcuterie board.

This girl's coming here.

Sammi is coming over right now, and I am shook.

Let's see what the f*ck I have this time.

It's so crazy.

She has not been so open

and, like, willing to come back for six years.

What's the date on this sh*t?

The girls have been trying for years to speak to her,

but she's answering me.

So I'm going to give it a shot.

Yes, Angelina f*cking pulled it off.

[plastic clattering]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Bet you never thought you'd see the day.

- ♪ You used to know me now you don't ♪

- You look great. - Oh, thanks.

- I can't believe you're back. - I know.

♪ ♪

Me, either.

- This has been a long time since I've done this.

Remember me?

I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

I can't believe I'm f*cking doing this.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You used to know me ♪ now you don't ♪

- Oh, my God! both: How are you?

- We're, like, matching. - You smell good. We are.

- This is so funny. - What the f*ck?

That is so weird. Let's go in here.

Let's go in the kitchen. Oh, my God, you're here!

- This is crazy.

When Angelina DM'd me,

I kind of was taken back by that because I'm like,

I don't know. I was so anti- coming back for anything.

I had that relationship drama back then.

I had some fights with girls.

Like, there's a lot that comes with this.

But being older now, like, what do I have to lose?

Let me just see what she has to say.

Are you here by yourself?

- I actually live with my fiancé now.

- You're engaged? - Yeah.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you. - Oh, my God.

- Again? - Yes, again.

- You crazy b*tch. - I know, right?

Since you have last saw me,

I just have been busy living a normal life.

Like, hanging out with my family, my nieces and nephews.

- You own a store. - Yeah.

I have a boutique down in Ocean City, New Jersey.

So I'm down at my store right now, getting it ready.

How ironic, right?

Like, I was at the Shore Store working on the boardwalk

and the beach in Seaside, and now I am in Ocean City,

working on the boardwalk.

And then I'm just, like, all about my boyfriend.

There is someone special in my life.

His name is Justin,

and he's everything I could have ever wished for.

He does not look like any of my exes.

But he has, like, muscles, and like that

look that everybody's like, oh, you have a type.

Guys, we all know I have a type.

You tell me every day in my comments.

I already know this.

Nothing's changing with that, OK?

- How'd you guys meet?

- He used to work at Karma when we would be there.

So I didn't know that. - What the f*ck?

Like, I never met him-met him.

He said I was crying all the time.

[quirky dramatic music]

- Need a lighter.

♪ ♪

- He really told me that, and I was like, oh great.

I probably was.

- ♪ Don't need a reason or a prayer ♪

♪ Give out a shadow of a doubt ♪

♪ You think you can save me ♪

- Look who it is.

- What wing of the house were you

in, that it took you so long-- - You know what?

I was-- - You were in the west wing?

It was really good, seeing Mike.

You know, we have a good, close friendship.

I missed our group chats

and our, you know, our stupid jokes.

Who's your furniture maker, Bounty?

- [laughs]

- Make me want to wipe down the counter.

- Oh, stop it. - [laughs]

You know, it's like I miss them.

I've been-- [indistinct]

- Yeah, you moved to Miami?

- Florida, yeah. - OK.

- Miami. It's good, bro.

- Both you and Jen moved to Miami, or just you?

- No, we both moved.

Not together. - Not together.

- Separate.

But it's good, bro. We're getting along.

I was granted full custody of Ariana.

- Daddy!

- Oh, look at you. Pretty little princess.

But I do still let her spend time with Jen

because I don't want to be that parent

that breaks up the relationship between the other parent.

You're going to see Mommy in a couple of days, OK?

- OK. [giggles]

- What about the squad?

- How was your bond in the house,

like, after I left, though?

Like, were you guys close at all?

- Yeah.

Listen, I, like, was friends with everybody.

- And you kept in contact with them?

- I did for a little bit.

Like, me and Deena were really close after the show,

and then we just, like, went our own ways.

- We got to get into that, girl.

- Yeah, we will. - I wanna know about that.

- And then when you guys did the reboot,

I wanted no part in it.

So I just, like, went and worked on myself.

And they, like, did the show, and we just went--

- So crazy. - Separate ways.

- I mean, listen, bro. I sent the group text.

- I saw that.

- I think you were included in that.

- I saw that.

- Then I sent an individual text,

and I said something different to each person.

- Who responded out in that?

- Nobody. - Nicole?

Nobody? - Nobody.

- I think everyone has the right

to at least talk to you in person

and just figure out what's going on.

So I'm thinking that on one of the next vacations,

maybe you could pop in.

And it's not easy for me to keep a secret.

even saying this right now. - Yeah.

Everyone knows I'm not afraid to tell the truth.

But I think in this instance, I can't say anything

because it's not my job to tell your story.

- Have you told the girls that you DM'd me?

- f*ck no.

- OK, thank goodness. 'Cause I don't want anybody

to know because I don't know if I'm, like, all about this yet.

- Probably once you're in front of everyone,

I can foresee a few people saying how they feel.

Ron coming back is a big deal.

But everyone was just shocked from some of his actions.

It wasn't just one action.

It was over and over and over,

until those relationships were severed and non-existent.

Your actions may have affected them,

and then they were upset or whatever.

- Yeah.

You know, I miss them.

I love them. They're like family.

We've known each other for years.

Honestly, bro.

It doesn't get any better than this.

- This is how the guidos get to Italian.

- Back in Miami. [all cheering]

- Spiral squad, clocking in again.

[all yelling]

- No! No!

[all yelling]

- You're my boy. I love you.

- Yeah.

- I love you. - Love you.

- ♪ I can only say so much ♪

- It sucks. I miss being a family.

So.

- I think being honest is key.

But again, you know, that is never easy for anyone.

I mean, are you ready to come back?

- ♪ Work it out, twerk it out ♪

♪ Looking for a rich, rich ♪

♪ With them big, big, big figures ♪

- OK, so I need to know, what is everybody like now?

- All right, I'll start with Mike.

He's sober now, but he's sort of like--

he stirs up some sh*t.

- Is he still, like, that guy? I hope not.

Please don't be like that. - Not--not--

- He's going to come for me.

- Get a life... - Yeah, you--

- And stop worrying about other people's [bleep].

- Listen-- - Stop blaming it on the drama.

- It's called boy code. - Two-faced.

- He is different. He's got two kids now.

He's married to Lauren. - Good. Sweet.

What's up with Nicole?

- You know, she's the same Nicole.

- Yeah. Dren is still there?

- Don't look her in the eyes.

- I know Dren. I don't f*ck with Dren.

- Don't [bleep] talk to me! Nobody talk to me!

- What the [bleep]?

- When Nicole and you, like-- - I blocked her.

- You blocked her?

- Why did you block her, out of everybody?

- Oh, my God.

I opened a beach boutique,

something different from--that anybody else has ever done.

It's right on the boardwalk.

And Nicole, shortly after that,

decided to also open up a beach boutique.

I thought that was, like, an insult to me.

I actually love Nicole.

I just was hurt at the time.

- What about Jenni?

- She apparently has bad blood with me.

And she was, like, mad that I commented

on some influencer's page, and I don't know why she was mad.

- Wait, what?

- The thing that I got kind of, like, taken back was

Sammi commented under it.

- Oh, what did she say?

- Like, something very positive.

And I was like, oh, I thought you didn't

like "Jersey Shore" anymore?

- Oh.

- That's going to get me blocked.

- I mean-- - So you're not blocked yet?

- Yeah.

- Even what you just said, you definitely

still have a little beef with Sammi,

the way you just said that.

- Because it came off like that.

- He said that? - And she's like, no.

I just want to know, like, why she won't come back.

- Are you done with us, or are you not?

- She's very positive on her TikTok about "Jersey Shore."

- Yeah.

- Like, always talking about it, and saying I'm

Sammi Sweetheart, but then, like, refuses to come back.

- Why can't I talk about "Jersey Shore"?

It was the largest part of my life.

- It was a big part of your life.

- You're not going to tell me who

I can and can't talk about. - That's Jenni.

She tells everybody what to do, you know?

- But I don't listen to that. - Yeah, no.

- With Deena, I actually heard her talking

about me in an interview.

- I did nothing but stick up for her

throughout all the seasons.

And then all of a sudden, I found out she unfollowed me.

So.

- When everybody signed back on,

I couldn't watch what they were doing.

I had to, like, separate myself for my own good.

So I got rid of them off Facebook,

and I think they got mad about that.

- Oh, you think?

- Well, she dis-friended me, all of us on Facebook,

not on Instagram, 'cause she didn't want the public

to see that she unfollowed us.

- I texted her screenshots, all my texts that were unanswered.

And I said if you're not answering my texts

or inviting me to things,

then we're clearly not as good friends as I thought we were.

- Well, I mean, like, I would really

love for you to come back and just, like,

be part of it again.

I think you should.

You know everybody, all the roommates.

You just know them. You know?

Ron's not here, and like-- - No. Definitely.

- We're grown up. Like, so many years went by.

But I'm very happy to see where you are right now.

So we all got a past, and it's the way we move on from it.

- I mean, are you ready to come back?

- I'm ready to come back. - You're ready to come back?

- I feel good, bro.

[suspenseful music]

- What makes you think you're ready now?

- You know, I'm at peace for once.

I would love to get back

in the good graces of my roommates.

I miss them. I love them. They're like family.

We've known each other for years.

I'm in the right mental space.

I can be around that atmosphere and that environment.

Living one day at a time, like today is what matters.

- Very true.

- Figure out tomorrow when it gets here.

- Probably the next step is for you and Sam

to get back together.

[laughter]

- All those years, I did lose out on,

like, being with you guys.

But I don't want you to lose out on more.

- It's weird.

It's like a weird world, like we're in this bubble together.

Like, we--only if you're in it, do you get it.

- Do you understand.

- Like, no outsiders can really understand what went on.

- ♪ I guess that it's the fear of missing out ♪

- We had a bond that was like un--any other.

I know they have their bond now.

They've been doing this for a long time.

But I still remember the bond that we had

when we filmed when we were young and .

[shouting and laughter]

I remember fun times with them and all the laughs we had.

And it was a time in my life that I really loved.

I enjoyed being there, at the end of the day,

even though I was going through

a little bit of something,

there were positive times and fun times.

We were all brothers and sisters,

and it's like I miss it.

I miss being a part of that.

- Take your time.

- But this g*ng of people have been so tight

and so close for so many years without me.

What if they don't want me to come back?

I'm scared of sh*t, honestly.

♪ ♪

- And I think it's only time that somehow

you pop in on a vacation.

It's a moment of truth, my guy.

- I'm ready to do it. Appreciate it.

- All right.

Text me later when you get back to the hotel, man, all right?

And again, I'm going to keep this a secret.

Mums the word.

- I hope so. - Keep a secret.

- Why not come back, you know?

I'm leaving my home right now to go back into the madness

at the Jersey Shore.

You're ready. You can do this.

I know who you are, Sam.

You're going to be fine.

♪ ♪

- Hi, Sam. - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God! You're back!

- And you look so pretty! - Oh, my God!

- With Sam being back--

- At the end of the day, we really have a bond together

that no one else can share.

- Memories for the rest of our life.

- The rest of our lives.

- I really have to think about it.

- Yeah.

- ♪ Got a fear of missing out ♪

[dramatic music]

- What is that?

[door opens]

- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

- What the f*ck?

- Here we go.

- We're going to w*r, b*tches!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God!

What the f*ck?

- Fasten your f*cking seatbelt.

- And we're off. - Let's go, b*tch!

- Sammi's back! - Sam's back.

all: Sam's back now.

- Look at that. I see snow.

- Oh, sh*t. There is snow.

- Have you ever seen guidos on a mountain before?

- Oh, sh*t! Meatball down!

- Family fun trip to Orlando.

- Florida is nice this time of year.

- I want to just go out and have fun.

- Family fun trip.

- Wait, we're legit.

- Oh, my God. I'm spilling.

- We were "Coyote Ugly," b*tch. - Do I smell?

- All right, let's go to the club, b*tches.

- It is a strip club/steakhouse.

- We are initiating you into--

[all screaming]

- You can't tell me nothing, b*tch.

- This right here is a Flat Earth convention.

- Are we the first ones here?

- We're it.

- What about aliens?

- Oh, my God. - Stop!

- I just wanna get home to my kids!

- Stop!

- You can't pull up with Sammi the Sweetheart

and expect everything to be peaches.

- We have a lot to talk about, I feel.

- The whole dynamic has just been blown to bits.

- These girls definitely have beef with me.

- He's % absent father. - Oh, my God.

- It's very hurtful because I don't even

know who the hell my dad is.

I don't even know if he's alive.

- I'm willing to bring back the investigation.

- You're going to instigate a w*r.

- Don't mind if I do.

- Why are you being messy, coming for me, Mike?

- I am not scared of anyone.

- God.

- Well, here we go.

You ruined my relationships with them.

What are you doing?

- You are deliberately starting sh*t.

- We're over it.

- You're going to listen to f*cking Michael over me?

- Can you let me f*cking talk?

- It's gonna go down.

- World w*r III over this.

- I'm leaving.

I'm not doing this with you anymore, Angelina.

- We're just done.

- Welcome to the sh*t show.

- Stop! She hates the sh*t out of me.

- We are not friends.

This is so exhausting.

- I'm not sure where we go from here.

- Mike's an instigator. - I don't give a f*ck.

- Definitely hurts a lot.

Listen, we've been through so much over years or so.

- You f*cking maniac!

- But this house of cards has been blown to bits.

- I've done things that I'm not proud of,

but I just want to make it up to them.

- We were, like, really close. - I'm done.

- I don't want to be here anymore.

- I'm out. - I really am sorry.

- I'm done! - Seriously, me, too.

[crying and yelling]

- Please!

- I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

all: "Jersey Shore Family Vacation!"

- [chuckling] Today was very emotional.

I think I need to change my tampon.