06x20 - Just Like Old Times

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- ♪ MTV

- Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.

- [grunts]

- Hello! We're here!

Welcome to thecasa!

- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

[dramatic music]

- Holy sh*t.

If Jenni's face could move,

it would definitely be super shocked right now.

- Oh. - Stop, you're making me cry.

- I truly never thought Sammi would ever come back.

We're finally all together.

- Welcome back, Sammi.

- I was like worried to even come here,

like, 'cause of everything from the reunion.

- Everything is just so cloudy with Sam

that I totally forgot about the reunion.

- f*cking raise your f*cking voice at me.

- All right, all right. - Don't f*cking raise

your f*cking voice at me.

- You got up like you were gonna f*ck up Deena.

- God, what the f*ck?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's time to get wild

♪ Wanna reach the top, you gotta dig in ♪

♪ Don't get it confused, win or lose ♪

♪ Either way

[glass shattering] all: Oh!

- Oh, sh*t!

- Maybe that's like a sign.

- It would be the perfect time to sit down and have dinner.

- Mike, let's start pulling it around the table.

- Yeah We got sausage and peppers.

We got pasta. We're making fresh sauce.

Yeah, salad was the GOAT.

Even Vinny made his famous steak rub.

- Damn, look, you went in.

- Let's start pulling it.

- The family just keeps getting bigger.

- Yo, that sh*t threw me for a loop.

I'm still like-- - Yum!

- Oh, my God. Like, I'm still trying to process it.

Samantha is here.

I am f*cking speechless.

- Where's Nicole? - I don't know.

- Why did you come off so aggressive at the reunion?

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice at me.

- All right, all right.

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice at me.

- I was in a bad place 'cause you guys were all coming at me.

- You got up like you were gonna f*cking f*ck up Deena.

- I am very passionate.

I'm gonna crack this glass right over your head!

Come in my face and we'll fight. That's it.

That's when I'm gonna [muted] blow up.

Um, hello! Are you [muted] stupid?

Don't f*cking talk to me like that.

Shut the [muted] up!

And when I feel hurt,

I might say things I don't mean.

This f*cking d*ck behind me is a f*cking douchebag.

You look like Popeye on crack.

No one likes you, you f*cking--

I want to fight him.

Oh, she's a grandma.

Oh, my God, you f*cking grandma b*tch.

But I'm real.

- You have to make everything so dramatic

to where the world is ending.

- No, I didn't-- I don't agree with that.

- Where should I sit? - Wherever you want.

- Whenever you want. - Wherever you want to sit.

- How do I know this isn't an AI version of you?

- Do I look different? - No.

- You look exactly the same.

- Hope it lasts forever.

I can't believe I'm here. It's just surreal.

- How's life for you right now?

- Life is good.

- Are you single? - No, I've been with somebody

for like a year and seven months,

almost two years. - Oh, good for you.

- He's amazing.

- Bring him, bring him, bring him.

- I don't know.

I would love to, but I just came here.

I wanted you guys to know me a little bit,

'cause I feel like it's been so long

you guys don't know me anymore.

I don't know you guys. I don't know your family.

- I'm a stripper now.

- I heard that. Angelina told me.

- You know what's so crazy?

Even though it's been so long,

it doesn't feel like it. - Doesn't feel weird.

- It feels like I went away on vacation for a little bit

and came back. - %. That's how it feels.

- Like riding a bike. - Weird.

- Can you say "Ron, stop" one time?

- I've already said it a million times.

- Ron, stop.

Stop! Stop!

Ron, stop!

Ron, stop.

First off, let me get something straight with you over there.

- She's back! She's back!

- I'm gonna come for you, Vin.

- Remember when you and Vinny rap battled?

- Yo, Sam.

You got no plan.

I'm the man.

You're just a fan.

- Whoa. - Oh!

- Yo, Vin, you wish you could win,

but you'll never ever be someone like me.

all: Oh, oh!

- I loved it. - Yeah.

We could do that again if you want.

- Who are we missing? Just her?

- Oh, Nicole.

- You just like go for the jugular, always.

- I mean, I just wanted to just say what I saw.

After I got engaged, I just felt like you guys were like

kind of like segregating yourselves from me.

- We weren't.

First, she's, like, mad at Jenni.

Now she thinks all of us girls are, like,

judging her that she got engaged,

and I feel like she always thinks

people are coming for her when that's not the case,

especially with us.

- The night before, we were all vibing,

everybody was having a good time, and then I--

- We did a divorce party for you.

- But then I--yeah, exactly. We had a great time.

- Yes! We were celebrating your divorce.

- But then after I got engaged,

things were, like, a little different at the club.

- Nothing was different.

- Like, how do I, like, explain this?

Like, I don't want to be like,

"oh, I'm the victim f*cking b*tch over here,"

but, like, it's like f*cked up.

Try to respect my opinion a little bit. None of you do.

- I would never not respect your opinion.

The only reason why, like, it seems like that is 'cause

I'm telling you that wasn't true.

- I was really nervous to come in here.

- I bet. - When did you know

you were ready to come back?

- I'm, like, so good in my life right now.

My relationships, my family, my friendships, my job.

The person that I was, like, not, like,

wanting to be involved with isn't here.

- Sam and Ron,

their relationship was a lot, you know?

- You blew my mind tonight.

- One thing led to another. Like, we were both feeling it.

♪ ♪

I don't think you'll ever understand it, ever.

[exhales]

[crying] I can't do this anymore.

- And Sam doesn't know I just saw Ron.

On one of the next vacations, maybe you can pop in.

It's not my job to tell your story.

When he's gonna come back, I don't know,

but we apparently have a situation.

- I think it took somebody, like,

at the right time to be like, "Hey.

Want to come back?" - I get that. I get that.

- And it happened to be Angelina.

- Yeah. - But to me, I was, like,

I'm coming into here with, like, good intentions,

not here to like--

- Oh, my God, remember that?

I thought you were, like, vomiting your brains out.

I don't want your pukey breath on me.

- Oh, my God. - Vinny is all--

you're funny sometimes. - Shots fired.

- You know, he's like hysterical.

- I'm funny now. - Sometimes you're funny.

- I've never had this much drama with a friend before.

I don't want the drama. - OK.

- Like if you--if you have an issue with any of us,

say it and then be done.

Listen, girl. Like, as friends, like,

we can't do this to each other.

Nobody wants this drama.

- I don't either.

- When we're mad, just be adults about it,

and not hit below the belt, which I thought she did to me.

- You got to understand how I feel.

And I--and I understand how you feel now.

Thank you.

- We're all one big happy family,

so can we stop this bullshit?

- Like, I'm not like a malicious person, Nicole.

Really. I'm really not. I'm just like--

I just say it how I see it.

- OK, we're here.

- So you guys missed it. Sammi's back.

- Oh, my God.

- This is the best day of my life.

Sammi's back. Feeling like a family again.

- Thanks, Pauly!

- Now that we're all at the table,

I think we should say grace, guys.

- Sam? - Thank you everybody

for welcoming me back with open arms.

Thank you for this delicious spread.

I want you to know that I love you all

and I will unblock you all. [laughter]

- Oh, my God, you blocked more than one?

- I will follow you all again,

and I'm so sorry about my past issues that I had.

- I don't want your f*cking pity follow.

- You still live in Jerse? - I do.

Well, what's new with you? I hear you have a girlfriend.

- Yeah. I got a girlfriend, Nikki.

- How long have you been with your girlfriend?

- Jeez, it's got to be going on now,

with the pandemic, I mean, like, three years.

Maybe longer. - Wow.

That's a long time. - Probably longer.

- She's cool you touring?

'Cause that's a little difficult.

- Yeah. She comes to some of them,

but not a lot, because it's a lot of travel.

- How's your family?

- You know I have three now? - Yes.

- We all have, like--

was it or kids between all of us?

- Yeah. - All together.

- She has three.

She has two. Jenni has two.

I have two. He has one.

- Even though these people are the same,

a lot is also different with them.

And I'm so intrigued to, like,

get to know their families now,

and the other sides of them that I never got to before.

Wait, how old's your-- - Nine.

- Get the frig out of here. - Yeah.

She's Mini-Me. - She looks just like him.

- I would have never thought I would ever see this day,

'cause we would talk about it all the time,

and it's just--it's so cool.

- Do you want to have some kids?

- I mean, I would love kids.

Like, I want to, but I'm definitely getting older.

Like, I'm hitting my midlife crisis.

- That's why I'm freezing Vinny's eggs.

- [clears throat] Yeah.

- Like I'm with somebody now,

and he's very supportive of anything I do.

My boyfriend radar is not the best.

Until now. Until now.

I feel like I finally found somebody

who kind of, like, completes me in a positive way

and it's totally different

than the people that I've dated in my past.

He actually--he used to bounce and bartend at Karma.

[laughter] - Yeah.

- I swear I recognized him.

- Yo, I told you, bro, you gotta go.

- When I met him, he was, like,

"I actually carried Deena out of the club before."

- God. - Stop it.

- Full circle. - He was like,

"You were always crying at the bar."

- Stop.

- Let it go. Just let it go.

- Are you all right? - I think I want to go.

- Stop it.

- Well, Sam, you do have a type.

- Oh, sh*t. - Was that shot--

- I--listen, I have-- - Shots--shots fired?

- Can I say one thing? I definitely have a type.

- She does. It's like, "insert guy here."

Sammi's type is like a short, jacked Guido,

really top heavy, small legs,

and just literally looks like, uh--

[bell dinging] A gorilla juicehead.

[chuckles]

You have a type.

- To me, you come off, like, a little bit annoying.

all: Oh!

- Oh, Sam! Oh, Sam!

What in the hell? Did she just--

[all shouting]

- See, I don't even know if Sammi really understands.

There's a word for what Vinny is, and that's "chooch."

f*cking chooch.

There's my chooch!

Choo chooch!

I need to teach her that.

- Look, Vin, stop turning red, Vin.

Am I embarrassing you now? - You, do, yeah!

- Oh, my God!

- It's all starting to come back to me.

Like, I make fun of her. She makes fun of me back.

- It was always like that with them too. Always.

- Nothing has changed.

Pauly has a long beard now.

- Oh, my God, and there's not one gray hair in it.

- No Shave November. - Nice.

- I tried No Nut November, and it lasted days.

- Ew. - Ever heard of TMI?

- We don't believe in that.

- She's not ready for all this yet. This is a lot.

At the reunion, you got up. I was scared.

- To hear that Deena thinks I was going to hit her,

that's--that's really f*cking sad to me.

- [shrieks] Oh, my God. There it is.

- Deener!

- Get it. Get it.

- Deena? - Ooh!

That's hot.

- You want four girls to share one bathroom?

- How is that fair? - Divas all of a sudden.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Got the dream, got the drive, got the discipline ♪

♪ Got the heart, got the smart, got the business plan ♪

- Desert, guys, we have s'mores.

- Ooh! - All right.

Let's do it. - Let's go.

- Well, Sam, since you're back,

you got to clean this sh*t up, 'cause you ain't--

- I do dishes now, guys. It's fine. I've grown up.

- Let's go do our s'mores first.

- You know, I always thought about

what this day would be like.

- Did you think it was gonna be weird?

- I didn't know how it was gonna be.

- You want to go talk... - Yeah, sure.

- Before, like, I keep drinking and everything.

- Yeah, let's go.

- It's time to pull Angelina aside to talk,

because at the reunion, I was, like,

legitimately scared she was going to hit me.

And I don't want to be in that position ever again.

So I just feel like we have to have a conversation

after the reunion.

I thought we were fine after New Orleans.

- Yeah. - So at the reunion,

when you were, like, so heated, you got up.

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice at me.

- All right, all right. - Don't f*cking raise

your f*cking voice at me.

- I was like, is she trying to, like,

come and hit me right now?

- No.

- But I mean, you don't get up like that.

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice--

- So I was scared.

- Where's the wood?

- Uh, Pauly's got it.

- I was just in Miami, and it was degrees out.

There's snow on the ground and I'm making a fire.

- Yo, my Twitter is lit right now, man.

MTV tweeted, "Gym Tan Sam's back!"

And Gym Tan Sam's back.

- Yeah, it is lit. - Dude, it's lit.

- I retweeted that sh*t too.

- This sh*t is lit. - Oh, damn.

People are like, "wait, what?" - It's already up there.

- Oh, my God. - This sh*t's gonna go viral.

They're like, "no way."

This is like a shocker for them.

- JWOWW, we're tweeting. We can go viral with this.

- Wait, Sam, do you know Sam's back?

- [chuckles]

- MVP Sam photo. Let's go.

- You know what? You are a fighter.

- I'm not really a fist fighter.

Straight up, b*tch!

♪

f*cking--yo.

I will f*ck you up, you stripping b*tch.

Dude, I really don't want you to think I'm like that.

I was like upset with what she was saying about my man.

- Yeah.

- Now if she wanted to pull me aside,

that's different, but that's between me and Jenni.

- I'm not, like, sticking up for Jenni.

I think there's been a lot of places where

I have been there for you.

The day of the reunion you were like,

"when were you there for me?"

Angelina, there's been times that I have defended you.

- Come on now. - Oh, no?

You delete those. - When?

- You came to my house. You cried to me.

Don't cry.

I was there when the whole Nikki thing happened.

All right. I think you just need a shower

and you need to, like, decompress.

I'm . I have a family at home.

Like, I'm not trying to fight people.

Like, I have to take care of kids.

- Michael, are they fighting?

I heard a situation.

I heard them name the situation.

But I don't know if they're talking about "the situation"

or The Situation.

- It's a situation when you don't know the situation,

been talking about the situation or The Situation.

- Yeah, exactly.

- I know I'm a mother. OK?

I know I treat everybody like a f*cking mother.

- No one cares. I love that about you.

- Yeah, but you didn't at the reunion.

- I'm sick and tired of you acting like my mother.

You're not my f*cking mom. - Oh, OK.

Sometimes I come off strong,

and, like, you could be, like, "stop being my f*cking mother."

But I just was always looking out for you.

- I think I just felt like you were just defending Jenni.

- I wasn't. I wasn't. - That's what I took it like.

- I wasn't at all. - And it--and it triggered me.

- And-- - And I'm sorry for that.

I'm sorry for that-- - I appreciate that.

- But you have to understand. - No, I wasn't sure--

- Look at me right now.

I'm happy you guys all took Sammi back,

like, with open arms.

- Oh, my God!

- It's really nice to see you!

- It's like a really great surprise!

- But, you know, when I came back,

it was very different for me,

and it was a different ball game.

And I'm very happy with her turn out.

Like, a few years ago, I went through

a totally opposite situation

while everybody screamed at me, "why are you here?"

- Oh, it's been eight years since we've seen you.

- No, thank you.

- No, thank you.

Why the [...] are you here?

Why are you here?

I don't think it's fair, because I've been around

just as long as Sam's been around.

I wish I had that outcome from you guys.

- Samantha, where is your drink?

- Oh, no. I was hoping you wouldn't notice!

Fine, one more. I'll do one more.

I loved the bond we had.

Like, I felt like sisters.

Dude, [indistinct]. Don't go home.

I will be there if you, like, need me to be your friend.

Like, I am that type of girl.

Like they don't call me Sammi Sweetheart for nothing.

Like, you know what I mean? - Well, thank you for that.

Yeah, we were sisters. - You know.

That just lost touch

for a little bit there. - Yeah.

- Just feels so good to especially talk to Nicole,

and just, like, get back to the place that we were always at.

- I really tried to bring you back.

- I just wasn't ready.

Don't look at me like that!

- I missed you.

- Listen, whatever happened with Jenni,

I don't give a f*ck.

My issue was the reunion,

and it's gonna take a moment because I was scared.

I--I got scared. - I'm sorry.

I love you and I'm never gonna put my hands--

I just was very hurt.

- And I thought the conversation went really well.

It was actually a really mature conversation.

- I am sorry for getting up.

- Yeah, and I appreciate the apology. I do.

- And I'm sorry you were scared.

- And I appreciate it. She actually apologized.

So now I'm just ready to have fun on this vacation.

- Cheers to you. - Yes.

- No, I love you. I really do.

We are real friends.

Like, we are OK now.

Because it was not good for a while.

- I just appreciate that you apologized,

and I apologize if I hurt your feelings,

and you know, let's just move forward.

- OK. - OK?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Can you believe Sam's back? - No, no.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm doing binge, I do it bigger ♪

♪ When you only move the winners ♪

♪ Bag, I got it, crocodile cut, wait, forgot it ♪

- My daughter loves doing this.

- Look at us, man, burning s'mores.

- Now, after that's out of the way, now I can drink.

- How did that work out upstairs?

- You know, we're fine. - But you missed s'mores.

- Can I get all the girls over here?

I'm gonna need to take a photo.

This is a legendary photo.

OK, got it.

- This is the first time Sam, myself, and Deena,

we're gonna be living together.

Deena replaced me.

- Get out of here. - Peace out, fake people.

- Bye. - Yo, you look like you're .

Get some [muted] Botox, bro.

- New roommate, b*tches. - New roommate!

- Party's here! Times two!

- Party two's here!

Hi, I'm Deena. Nice to meet you.

- This is gonna be crazy to see.

- So we got to figure out

the room situation, though. - Yeah.

- Sammi, did you pick your room?

- Yeah, I'll sleep with Ang downstairs.

- Which rooms are left?

I am definitely regretting

Jenni keeping that primary bedroom right now.

- Oh, Mike's going to want this room 'cause it's his trip.

- No, this is my room.

- Didn't I win the sweepstakes?

- But we were the first to arrive.

- He's really upset. - No.

Jenni has my room, but it's fun.

That room is the fire room.

Got a fireplace in the bedroom.

- And then there's that whole separate bedroom.

- So you would be connected in our bathroom.

- I may have to share a bathroom with The Meatballs.

[music fades out]

- [barking] - Shut up.

- [barking]

- Shut the f*ck up.

- So we're gonna have to try to rework this situation.

So the only way to fix this is if we convince The Meatballs,

Angelina, and Sammi, four--

- Yeah. - To go in one room.

Frees everything up.

- Can you guys get your own room together,

but the one downstairs?

Then it would be the boys upstairs

so he doesn't have to share a bathroom with the girls.

- Oh, have you ever done this for us?

- Ooh, goodness.

Calm down with your sweet.

- It's literally like we're back in

and fighting over rooms again.

- Yeah, we're sleeping up here.

Ha.

- Ha ha.

Hello, I'm here in the room you wanted.

♪ ♪

- Ron and Sam took the upstairs room,

which basically [muted] it up for everybody in the house.

- You all can share a bathroom?

- No, I don't want to share a bathroom.

- Nobody wants to share a bathroom?

You guys, like, shared bathrooms all the time.

- Like, I take, like, monster shits.

- Nicole? - What?

- Come down for the meeting. - OK, I'm coming.

- We're all just trying to have a mature conversation,

and we're just trying to communicate the options.

- What is the problem?

- JWOWW has such an amazing room,

so we're not even touching it. - Cheers to that.

I don't care where you f*ck sleep,

just don't go in my room.

Nicole gets her own bed. You spoon Angelina.

Sam gets a separate.

- We could sleep in the same bed.

I'm totally fine with that.

- OK. Settled, settled, settled.

- The boys all have their own rooms and bathrooms.

- You have your own room?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- They all have their own rooms and bathrooms.

- Divas all of a sudden. The frig?

Four girls are sharing one little bathroom.

How is that fair?

- Can you girls grab my suitcase?

Just kidding. I'm just kidding.

- Ah. I give up.

- Where's your room? - With you.

- Oh, that's right.

Come with me. - OK.

Jenni and I still haven't had a conversation about it.

- Awkward.

- I really don't have, like, the headspace for it.

- With Angelina and Jenni, it's, like--

it's a weird vibe between them.

It seems like an insane, like, sh*t show.

- Jenni told me that she was happy for you,

and cried for you, and was, like, happy you got engaged.

♪ ♪

And then you're telling me something else.

So this is why I'm like,

"I don't want to get involved in sh*t."

You guys are dramatic. - Don't need to get involved.

- I'm not. You guys got your issues.

- Was it good for you?

- Yeah. - Good.

- I came in here like

I think it's time to just move away

from that friendship after the reunion.

And that's where I was.

She did-- - Was or is?

- I'm just gonna, like, f*cking--at this point, like--

- Let's just have fun.

- She acknowledged what she did,

which she usually doesn't.

You two, at some point, will have a convo.

- I don't need one.

I don't want a sit-down and I don't want an apology.

I'm trying to just move forward without drama.

- You know, we'll see what happens from here.

- So I want to sleep on the ping pong table.

They got a theater. - Oh, that's dope.

I could watch "Jersey Shore."

- We got the darts out here.

- Is this skee-ball? - Yeah, I need this, man.

- Yo, this had this in Otisfield, cash.

- Oh, they did?

- Yo, I can't believe we got five girls in the house now.

- Brought Sammi back from the dead.

She came in a little spicy.

- She did come in spicy. - I didn't see it.

- We have a lot to talk about, I feel.

- She's like I'm putting cases on all of you b*tches.

- Yeah.

- I definitely blocked you for a reason.

- Why? - You know why.

- No one has beef with you.

- Deena!

Jenni, we have things to, like, address.

- She went right around the room.

- Everyone forgot about Angelina.

- Angelina dropped Sammi in the middle of the table

and said, "I'm out." - [laughs]

- Your hat is so pretty. It's like--

- It's like-- - Tinseling.

- It's a Christmas ornament.

- Is it getting on fire?

- No, but it's fire.

- What about now? - Yes.

Like, it reminds me of Christmas!

- What about now?

- Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas!

[laughs]

I have a fire. I have the snow outside.

I'm enjoying my life.

- Sam's, like, "I'm never coming back again."

- She's like--

- You guys act like I don't know you guys.

Like, this is actually--

I feel, like, so at home, 'cause this is, like,

nothing new to me. - Yeah.

- Feel like I never left .

Their faces look the exact same.

[music stops]

Maybe with minor tweaks, in a good way.

Nothing wrong with that.

- We didn't change. We're still the same.

- Real feelings are gonna come out.

- Yup. - Yup, years worth of feelings.

Years worth of turmoil.

- [shrieks]

- Oh, my God.

There it is, there it is!

- Deener!

- ♪ Doing a little East Coast swing ♪

- Are we [indistinct] in Italy again?

- Yes. We're back in the day.

- [shrieks]

- ♪ Not too hard, not too soft ♪

♪ It's long overdue ♪

♪ But now Philly is slammin' - Get it, get it.

- Deena. - ♪ Boyz II Men ♪

- That's like a Beatle dance.

- ♪ The East Coast family ♪

♪ Never skipped a beat ♪

- Ooh! [laughter]

- We haven't seen Sammi in years.

You don't know how it's gonna evolve.

- She was a sweetheart, but is she a sweetheart now?

- Exactly.

- Woo!

♪ ♪

- Karma!

Yeah!

- ♪ Doing a little East Coast swing ♪

♪ Boyz II Men ♪

- Damn! - Damn!

- What's happening? - What is that? Is that a hole?

- What's happening? I have a hole?

[shrieking laughter]

No, I don't have a hole.

- What is it? - What is that?

- It's a sticker, you sicko! [laughter]

- Who's gonna ally with who?

Is it gonna remain peaches

or are the real feelings gonna come out?

It's going down.

- ♪ Go, go, go, go, Boyz II Men ♪

- sh*t's about to hit the fan.

- Oh, What a tangled web we weave.

- And here we go.

♪ Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ I got the magic, I gotta have it ♪

♪ Reach out, yep, I got to grab it ♪

- Is there more red wine?

- What are you wearing?

- I think it's crazy how, like,

those f*cking boys are so dramatic.

- We might be coming across some choppy seas soon,

my fellas.

- [gags] You're eating raw marshmallow.

I got sensory issues.

- I'm going to get my--

- Your dildo? - Yeah.

- Hello, gentlemen. - Hi.

- Are you guys playing games down there?

- Yeah, it's pretty dope down there.

- Was it fun? - Yeah.

We played foosball, basketball.

- We had a good time.

- We missed everything.

I heard all the yelling, but it was good yelling.

- Oh, yeah. We were a good time.

- We thought you guys were fighting, like the reunion.

- No.

- Ooh, you weren't supposed to say the R-word.

- Such a chooch.

- I'm gonna go dance.

Bye-bye. - Bye, Nicole.

- Bye-bye. - Thanks for coming.

- Where's she going? - [mumbles]

- She's drunk. She's fine. - Wowzers.

- Does she go to bed? - She won't go to bed.

She's just-- - Oh.

["Dance With Me" playing]

♪ ♪

- This happens often? - Very often.

- ♪ Clap your hands

- I was so happy to see you come in.

- Thanks, Deena.

- OK. I'm not drunk.

[slurring] Sammi came in.

I love Sa--

honestly, Sammi coming in was amazing.

I was so happy.

I was so happy. - [chuckling]

- Stop. - I was happy!

- He's laughing 'cause you're saying, like,

the same thing over and over. - Round and round, here we go.

- Whatever. I'm drunk. Let me live.

- Let her live, d*ck!

- I don't want to look drunk.

I love Sam.

I've never been so happy.

We're happy she's back.

Sammi is our sister. I love her.

So happy she's back.

Drunk, drunk.

I look like a f*cking drunk.

I love you.

- You guys good?

We just lost our friendship a little bit there.

- Yeah, we just lost our friendship.

- Sometimes if you love something,

you got to let it go.

And if it comes back, it was meant to be.

- Indeed.

- Wait, I have a question.

If you've been with Nikki for three years,

do you see yourself, like, doing all that stuff,

like, getting married or having kids or any of that?

- I don't know. It does seem like

so much pressure with the, like--

we're just enjoying the moment, and going through that.

And whatever happens happens. - I like that.

- I hate, like, the labels and all that.

It's, like, weird. - I agree.

- We're in a different place. We're just enjoying it.

- That's like, wonderful.

[thunder crashes]

- You OK, boo? - [chuckles]

- You a little gremlin?

- Yeah. - OK. That's fine.

You're good? - Mm-hmm. It's hot in here.

- Um, guys, I wanted to recreate that hug years ago.

Season six, outside, we--we did the group hug.

[all speaking at once]

- Love you!

- I love you guys. - Love you guys.

- We've been through more than enough.

Ups, downs, lows, jail, f*cking--

- Look at that sh*t. - Oh, Nicole.

- How about we do it tomorrow? - Really? 'Cause I don't know

if it's gonna get like that tomorrow.

- No, I'm putting my foot down. - Fine, fine, fine.

You want to do it when we leave?

- Any time besides midnight on our first night.

- [laughing] Imagine all hugging right now.

- It's so f*cking weird. - I kind of want to do it.

- It is not! - Michael!

- I kind of want to do it just because of how weird it is.

- All right, let's do the group hug.

- All right. Group hug, group hug, come on.

- She wants to do it.

Get in here for the real thing!

We haven't done this in years.

Come on, group hug, guys.

- What do we say?

- Sam's back. - OK.

all: Sam's back!

- So weird. It's so weird!

- It just means so much to me to be here

and, like, be a part of this group again,

and have it go good.

- It's not weird! - ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord ♪

- I feel dirty. - ♪ Kumbaya ♪

- I may need a tissue.

[laughter]

- I liked the hug. It was funny.

- This sh*t is so weird!

♪ ♪

- ♪ There's no telling

♪ When this thing is gon' run out of gas ♪

- You want to dance or something?

- Yeah, let's dance.

- Let me show you something, JWOWW, about the flat earther.

I get messages all the time now.

- Really?

- "They are hiding land beyond the ice walls."

- Exactly.

- You're a flat earther?

- Yeah, I'm willing to challenge things.

- Where are you at on aliens?

- Um, I believe that aliens come from the oceans

and/or the inner Earth.

- I think they're also from the oceans,

but also from above. - OK, fair.

- But I also feel like they come from the oceans.

- The aliens, when they disappear,

they go into the water. You see, like, a splash.

This conversation is perfect right now,

because the prank w*r champion has something up his sleeve.

I've been putting together this prank for a few days.

It is going to be wild.

Let's make a UFO sighting happen.

Oh, look at that. Look at that.

- HIRE UAV PRO, this is Graham.

- Hey, Graham, how are you doing?

My name's Pauly D.

I'm going on a vacation in the middle of Pennsylvania.

Do you guys service that area?

- Yeah, we travel all over the globe

doing all kinds of crazy shows and stuff.

- We're in the middle of the woods,

so I'm going to get a whole drone package

to light up the sky that will look like UFOs.

So the plan is in motion.

- I believe there's aliens on the Earth and our bodies.

[creepy piano music]

- What do you mean?

- Like, this is gonna scar me for life.

- Like, they're literally just, like, go into our bodies,

and then they take over our brains.

- I went to area in New England.

Not in-- - In Roslyn.

- New Mexico. - Yeah.

- Where we flew over the crop circles.

- You want there to be aliens?

- I believe there is aliens. - Do you want to be abducted?

- No, I just want to know what they're here for.

- Holy f*ck.

This prank is going to be epic.

- I'm making an educated decision

and going to sleep.

Sleep well, guys. - Hey, Sam's back.

- [as Sammi] I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- Come on, Meatball. It's time for bed.

- I was so nervous to just come back,

but my return was way better than I thought it would go.

- Mwah.

- Love you, Dee.

- Good night, Nicole. - [hiccups]

- Hiccup queen.

- You did it, Sam.

You were able to come back into the house

and mend your friendships with these people.

[uplifting music]

♪ ♪

- "Empty the coffee grounds in the container."

What the hell?

What the--

um, this one seems to be impossible.

This is a bit defeating right now.

[coffee machine bubbling]

Oh, I got it, I think.

[sighs]

Their coffee machine is a bit defunct.

♪ ♪

- "Empty grounds container."

Oh, here it is.

All right.

[coffee machine beeps, dings]

Yeah, that's a good cup of coffee.

[hairspray hissing]

[hairspray hissing]

[hairspray hissing]

- I'm waking up in almost like a alternate universe.

Sammi's back and it's kind of weird

bringing back all these old memories.

♪ ♪

- I can't believe I'm actually here doing this again. Crazy.

It kind of feels like a time warp because

the house may be bigger but the people are still the same.

- [belches] I'm gonna throw up.

- Where's Sam? - I think it was all a dream.

- I think it was a dream too.

I can't believe it. I'm still in utter shock.

- I don't know where I'm--

- I have a problem. I drink--

- [shouts] - Oh, my God!

Don't do that at this--

- But that wasn't supposed to scare you.

It was supposed to scare him. - You scared me.

- And he didn't even get flinched

'cause he's so used to it. He's, like, numb to me.

I don't like that.

- You know it's really been years?

- A decade.

- A decade. - It's insane.

- Morning. - Good morning.

- Hey, good morning.

- Sam, I got the same haircut.

- I can tell. Nothing's changed.

- Now I have a blow-out up top and a blow-out down below.

- Nice. - Hey, boo.

- Yo, man. - Hey, there's my guy.

I'm like, where the f*ck is Mike The Situation?

- Yo, you know how you were talking about

UFOs and aliens yesterday?

All my feed is this sh*t. - Yeah?

- Oh that's weird.

- Part of the prank is to

play a little bit more on this UFO alien stuff.

So I'm telling everyone to,

"look, there's aliens everywhere.

UFO articles everywhere."

- The Pentagon's expert warning of

a possible mothership coming close to Earth.

- What? - You see what I'm saying?

- Questioning whether we're alone in the universe.

- The mothership is coming?

- Aliens are coming?

- My whole feed is UFOs now.

And it is working right now.

They are buzzing about these aliens and UFOs.

- Now it's a mothership? Oh, sh*t. A'ight. A'ight.

- Jenni and I didn't really have a conversation.

I'm, like, over it.

- You guys both obviously have big issues.

- I don't give a f*ck anymore.

- I was nervous to come here because I'm like

is this the right environment for me?

- No, it actually is not.

[knocking]

- Someone's knocking.

- Here's Ronnie.

♪ ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four

♪ Can't stop now, man, I gotta ♪

- I don't mind, like, cooking breakfast.

- ♪ I'm not stopping when I'm sure ♪

- Good morning.

- Here, do you want some champagne?

- Yeah. - Just like old times.

- Good morning, guys.

- Morning, Dee. - What's up, boo?

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Hi, baby. - Where [indistinct]?

- I am with all your aunts and uncles.

Do you want to see the first person

that actually held you at the hospital?

This is the first one that held you at the hospital, Sam.

- Hi, Meilani.

What is that?

- It's not a trip unless Deena has her binder.

- Oh. - What are we doing today?

- The queen of Pinterest.

- I have my binder, and I am so excited,

because I think the roommates are gonna love the activity

that I have planned today.

So I found this place.

They have this thing.

It's called a boxcar race.

We're going to race-- - What's a boxcar?

- We have to drive? - Yes.

- I can't drive.

- It's like a soapbox derby.

- We're going to basically race down, like, a bunny slope.

It's like a whole thing. - Cute.

- I love it. - Yay.

- Thanks, Dee. - Thanks, Dee.

- Thanks, Dee. Give us our outfits.

Here we go. Cue the stupid T-shirts.

- Guys, we got to bring the food to the table,

because breakfast is not good cold.

- Damn, Mike. - It's getting cold.

- Breakfast is served.

Breakfast is served. Breakfast is served.

Look at this spread.

- I'd like to say something real quick.

- We don't care.

- This is the first time in history

that Sam, Deena, and Angelina

are sitting down for a meal ever.

[all cheering]

- Cheers to Sam!

- Salud!

- Sam's back.

- That's very true. - Sick.

- Yes. Cheers, guys.

- Salud! - Mazel!

- Sam. - Mazel!

- Cheers, guys. - Salud.

- f*ck it, bring The Unit.

- Oh, my God.

- I don't know what's going on,

but I don't trust Mike and The Unit,

so I don't want him in the house.

You're so annoying, Unit. Like, who are you?

- Whatever. - Your [bleep] hair is curly.

You look like a [bleep] a*s[bleep] right now.

- Don't make me tell you that-- - You need to gel your hair.

- Yo, if you want me to tell you about--

- No, stop, stop.

- I'll tell you about you. - Stop, stop, stop.

- Wait, Mike, are you still friends with that guy?

- No, no. I haven't spoken to him in a very long time.

- f*ck it. Might as well just bring in Steve.

- [laughs]

- Steve. Remember Steve? - Yeah.

- Steve do you want to be my meatball?

Let Steve out! [laughter]

This is the matter with friends.

- This is not the boardwalk!

There's traffic! - You're being a dad.

- Shh. Come on, let's just-- - Steve, stop being a dad.

- I'm not being a dad. - Why are you being a dad?

- Who else can we bring in?

- Let's bring in the girl that stole my chains.

- Probably stuffed it in her a*s[bleep].

♪ ♪

- Maybe. - That was crazy.

- It was insane.

[knocking]

- Oh, God. Here's Ronnie.

♪ ♪

- sh*t, man.

- I'm ready to come back. - You ready to come back?

- I feel good, bro.

♪ ♪

- Come on, man.

- Thank you.

So I feel like you guys probably weren't prepared.

- Yeah, yeah. We know the deal.

Just hand them out. [laughter]

- Vinny, shut the f*ck up. all: Whoa!

- Flip a table! Flip a table!

- You guys probably weren't prepared

to go to this ski resort

that I'm going to be bringing you guys to.

I wanted to get you guys snowsuits.

And they're legit.

They're f*cking expensive, OK?

So, like-- - Oh!

- Oh, sh*t!

- That speech was a little gutsy.

- Oh, damn!

- We used Deena's black card for these.

- You're gonna like what you see.

I came across a website,

and they had the most unique snowsuits.

And I was like, "Oh, my God. These are perfect."

- I'm trying to be low key.

- You look like a stuntman. - Evel Knievel, right?

- You should do a trick on a dirt bike.

- Everyone looks like ridiculous, like, astronauts

in their snowsuits.

- Ah, damn it. Look at how tight my t*tties are.

- You have big t*tties. - I got a uniboob.

- We have goggles.

- Well, leave it to Deena to get us snow suits.

- Mm-hmm. - And glasses, man.

- Look at me, man. - I feel like Pauly D.

She always has an outfit for us, no matter what.

The queen of Pinterest.

- Next time, I'm not even going to pack.

- You got a camel toe.

Of course they're onesies.

I just look terrible in onesies cause I'm short,

and it just doesn't look great but I'm like, "Thank you, Dee."

- Yay. - You're the worst.

- Thanks, Dee.

- Whenever we do trips,

they always complain.

Like Vinny is the fricking worst.

- He's such a grump.

- They all wind up having, like, the best time.

- I used to always have a good time with you

so I already know that this gonna be a fun day.

- So let's get ready. - Cheers.

- We're gonna have a good day.

- We are.

- Whew, gonna break out of this McTitty.

- What do you want to do with your life?

- ♪ I wanna rock - ♪ Rock ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ I wanna rock - ♪ Rock ♪

- I look like a space astronaut.

- [whimpering] - Are you all right?

Why don't you take off your shoes.

- No!

- My God, I look like the f*cking marshmallow man.

I hate it.

- Hey, Mike. I like it.

- All right, Captain America.

- Well, I'm about to jump out of another plane

in this thing right here, because this outfit says BDS.

- You look really cool. - Thank you.

This is what a DILF looks like.

- You are a DILF. - I'm a DILF.

- ♪ Rock - ♪ Rock ♪

- ♪ Rock ♪

- OK, so it is prank time.

Right now, the buzz on the streets are UFOs, aliens.

- I believe that aliens come from the oceans.

- I believe there's aliens.

- The Pentagon's warning about a possible mothership.

- The mothership is coming?

- What a perfect time.

- Hey, this is Graham. - Hey, Graham.

It's Pauly. You got all the goods?

You got everything we talked about?

- I got you, buddy. - All right.

Boom. Just like that, we have a plan, people.

I love it this time of year!

- How is it so far?

- It's like, I was, like, what am I doing? Like how--

But you guys made it easy for me, I feel.

Like, you know, like, welcoming.

Like you made it very, like, easy for me.

- Are you OK? You're being quiet.

- You know why?

Because I'm so happy with the outcome with her.

But at the same time, you know what it was

when I walked back in.

Everyone's crying.

- I think I'm gonna cry.

- Stop, you're gonna make me cry.

- I was actually really happy.

But then, when I, like, reminisce about, like,

what happened to me, I'm like--

- I'm so thankful that the Meatballs,

Deena and Angelina, made up. - Yes, just enough.

- And they're like doing thing but you guys didn't make up?

- Uh, we haven't talked about it.

- Like, I want to have fun with everybody,

but I'm also nervous because I know

Jenni and Angelina just do not get along.

You guys both obviously have big issues.

Like you don't even care to talk.

- I don't give a f*ck anymore.

- Oh, wow.

- No matter how many sit-downs we have,

there's gonna be a day, regardless,

Angelina's gonna turn on me again.

So it's pointless.

- That's why I was nervous to come here,

because I'm like, is this the right environment for me?

- No, it actually is not.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Walk through like the president ♪

♪ Green in the air like I got hundreds in my hands ♪

♪ Boy, I keep the metal, I don't need a rubber band ♪

♪ If you ain't a hater and you stay ♪

♪ I have the man say go ♪

- You know how everybody's been bugging out

about these UFOs and everything right now?

- We heard it. - Yeah, UFOs, aliens.

Like you got Mike scared of it. The girls are scared of it.

So it's like, let's make a UFO sighting happen.

So I have this drone company.

They do these, like, sick, like, drone shows.

They put, like, a hundred drones in the air

and we could make it look, like, real sick.

What I need you guys to do is like--

'cause when you guys are freaked out, they'll freak out.

Like, think m*rder mystery. - Oh, yeah.

- 'Cause that's what sold it for me.

- Oh, my God! - Somebody just got m*rder*d.

- I don't know if you guys just saw

all the sirens and cop cars.

They're probably gonna come and ask us a bunch of questions.

- So I'm thinking if you can do that same thing.

- Is this tonight? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - All right.

- I'll let the crew know. - Appreciate it.

So production is in.

They are down to pull this off and everything is a go.

Prank w*r champion!

- I just can't believe Sammi's here.

It was perfect. She just walked in.

- Yeah, it was the best. It was the best.

- And we were just like, our souls left our body.

We were like, whoa. - I was really happy.

You guys were, like, shocked as f*ck.

- Yeah. Open arms, you know what I mean?

When she came back, just--

- Yeah, I was just called a "chew toy," you know?

- Hugging, and kissing, and-- amazing, you know?

Sammi's, like, a huge distraction

but that's not gonna last.

We know that Angelina coexisting with the girls

is gonna be short-lived, and there is like

a running countdown to when it's gonna explode.

That's how every reunion should be when someone comes back.

It'll be just all love. - f*cking as*h*le.

- And I will warn you,

she flips the script real quick.

I just hope she doesn't do to you what she's done to others.

I don't want Sam to have a opinion of Angelina

based off me. But at the same time,

I also know Angelina can get a little messy off a switch.

Like doesn't-- doesn't even matter what it is.

So I'm preparing for you. I got--

I hope for everything in the world it never happens to you.

- Let's hope a month from now that I'm not you.

- Well, Mike was me last time.

Then it was Deena. Like she just--

- Oh, my God. Please don't ever be me.

I'm not in for this drama.

♪ ♪

[eerie music]

- It's only a matter of time before

this ticking time b*mb goes off.

- You're an as*h*le!

- You look like a f*cking p*nis right now.

You should f*ck off.

- Oh, my God! What the f*ck?

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- [crying] I need to go home! - Shut up, Deena!

- [crying] I don't want to be here!

- I want to go home. Mom, I'm not kidding.

- I'm walking to my kids.

- Deena! - I'm not staying here.