[upbeat music]
- I love it here. We're in Margaritaville.
Cheers to a drama-free, hopefully, family fun trip.
- You showed up for an event. We appreciated that.
- And you threw me under the f*cking bus for it.
- Ange was being Ange but not in a malicious way.
- I'm confused with Mike.
He's literally saying to the family, "not malicious"
and then whispering to me, "it's malicious."
- Oh, yeah, the DJ's here! all: Oh!
- I'm not alone.
Sam, meet Sam! - Oh, my God!
[all shouting] - I hate her.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪ - Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
- ♪ Let's do it, this is the moment I wanted ♪
- I'm starting to be itchy. I've been in this too long.
- Night. - See you all tomorrow.
- All right, let's go.
- What's good? - Yo, yo, yo.
- Nah, nothing, just wanted to download you.
- Oh.
- I know you just got in and sh*t.
- Yeah, what went down?
- This vacation has already started off
very typical for our family.
It was supposed to start out like this family fun trip.
But then, the whole first day,
everyone just sat in a room
hashing out their trauma.
Lauren and Mike had that grand opening.
- Mm. - The girls didn't show up.
Angelina showed up. - Yeah.
- Mike felt a type of way about it.
And then Angelina was, like, egging him on.
- I don't know, I just think we should
all be supporting each other.
And in sh*t like this, I see sh*t going on
and I'm like-- - I agree.
- And Mike being Mike ran right to the girls.
- Mike said, "Angelina's deliberately
making you look bad, and she is not your friend."
- Mike spoke to Angelina on his own.
- Let's be honest, you stirred a little of the pot
and then it came to me
and I stirred a little bit of the pot.
That's the truth. - [chuckles]
- Hopefully, this is just more notches
under our belt of things we've gone through together
that will bring us closer. But you never know.
Mike is just being Mike.
- Sounds like a school cafeteria.
Mike is a pot stirrer and he knows that he's guilty.
So I feel for Angelina right now.
- Seems to be all good now,
but you know how it is with the girls.
Once there's like a little spark, it's another--
we're back to square one. - Dram-ers.
Knowing the track record of certain people in the house,
the olive branch of peace is not gonna last very long.
But I'm here to have some fun.
And it wouldn't be a family vacation
without an epic prank.
- Come on, Pauly!
Nobody else has ba*ls to prank me with the note besides Pauly.
Jenni, come here.
You gotta see what this little f*ck did to my room.
- Who do you think?
- Sometimes it gets a little cold
and you need a little bit of a blanket.
Oh, nice little pillow.
It's all about the décor!
Pauly D put the note all over your room.
That looks beautiful. [laughs]
- [gasps] I'm so sorry!
Oh, my God, welcome to the pranks.
I'm so sorry!
- Back in the day, the note brought so much drama.
- "Ron put his head in between a c*ck waitress' breasts.
- I found this. [muted] you.
Hey, at least I get a new blanket.
You want one? - Can I have one?
- But now, I can laugh about it.
And I love the note memorabilia.
You know how hard it is to get this?
And it's all mine now.
He probably spent a lot of money on this sh*t.
- I think that Mike and Angelina
kinda hashed their sh*t out. - Yeah.
- But I think the girls still hold, like,
a big resentment towards her, so.
- Damn. [knocking]
Who's that?
[chuckles] - Oh, sh*t.
- Who wrote the note? Was it you two?
- Was it you twos? - Yous two?
Who wrote the note? You two.
- Pauly? - Why you looking at me?
- It was you! - [laughing] What?
- And thanks for my pillows also.
- Damn. - Bye.
- Oh, nostalgia.
- Thinking back to what the drama the note brung...
- Stop, stop! Stop, stop!
- I didn't think I'd ever be able to laugh about it ever,
but we can now, so it's cool.
- All right, bro. I'ma go sleep.
That's hilarious. - All right.
- Yo, I want a-- I want a note blanket too.
- I'll hook you up, man. - All right.
- ♪ I believe in the possibilities ♪
- f*ck these pillows.
- It was a great first day.
- Great, great first day.
[Bigger Story Music's "Spotlight [ft. Mike Floss]"]
♪ ♪
- Good morning, Florida.
- Are you awake now?
- Hair's still on point.
Pssh, really doesn't move.
[phone beeps] - Hey, babe, it's just me.
I'm just calling to make sure you're having a safe flight.
My man is coming today
and I really want him to meet everybody.
I mean, they haven't seen me in a relationship
with anybody other than Ron.
But also, I know they're all gonna love him.
He's the best and I just can't wait to be with him.
Give me a call when you land and I'll talk to you soon.
All right, love you, bye.
- At what point were you gonna cancel dinner reservations?
- I thought we were still gonna go.
- So guess who was downstairs...
- You went to the restaurant? - At
- This looks cozy. - Don't try anything.
- When you make a reservation for dinner...
- But I was like-- - You show up.
- Oh, babe.
Sorry, babe.
- ♪ We get fancy ♪
♪ Hoppin' out the whip so fancy ♪
♪ Windows tinted so you can't see ♪
♪ Girl look like Rihanna all fancy ♪
- You're eating by yourself?
- Yeah. - I'm starving.
- Yo, you gotta tell me, what the hell is going on?
Because I heard about this, like...
- Oh, sh*t. - Crazy girls brunch
you guys had. - Yeah, so, Mike was basically
saying that Angelina came to
his wife's store's boutique grand opening,
which none of us girls can go.
Angelina, um, ended up going.
You already know. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna read this f*cking text right now.
"I do appreciate Angelina coming to the opening,
"but she took that opportunity to say,
"'where are your friends?' And she went in.
She made it a thing."
- I can't f*cking believe he texted that to you
when he's sitting there saying something else to me.
- I was upset about that. - Yeah.
- So I literally maybe came out a little strong at the brunch,
but I was drinking prosecco.
- [laughs] - No excuse. No excuse.
Just shut up. Just shut up. - Don't tell me to shut up.
- You just don't shut up. - Give me a break.
- I was like, what did you say?
And we're all like screaming at each other,
the girls are yelling at her,
I'm yelling at her. She started crying.
Jenni was like, "I'm not your friend anymore."
- We are not friends.
- Like, I feel bad about the whole thing
now that I look back.
It was like--it was bad.
- I thought it was gonna be like family fun day.
Cut to, it's always something with this family.
- Mike took full accountability.
Angelina took accountability. - For telling Jenni--
- He wanted to stir the pot. - Gotcha.
- Listen, Mike knew telling Jenni,
it was gonna cause a blow-up.
Because then, all of us girls were gonna be upset.
But it would have been nice for Angelina instead of
talking sh*t to text me.
- How do you feel about Angelina now?
Like, what's your stand with her?
- She took accountability for that.
So I just have to be careful.
- What was the chain of events?
- Mike was apparently very upset at the opening.
She took his vibe and called him out on it.
You don't say, "Oh, I guess your real friends show up."
You don't say those things.
And Mike should have nipped it in the bud too.
And if he kept the f*cking narrative going,
then he's just as guilty.
'Cause he never stated once that he was upset.
They both stirred the pot and served it to me.
- Why just you?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Time to get up. Time to wake.
- [groans]
I'm feeling good waking up right now.
I'm just glad that I was able to avoid
more of a problem with the girls.
There is a possibility that I made up because
I kind of just wanted it to be over for the night, you know?
- I'm still really hurt. I didn't deserve that.
I liked the fact that Sam came in the room yesterday
but what about Deena and Jenni though?
You know, it freaks me out a little bit
to have a conversation with Jenni alone because
she never wants to admit to her wrongs ever.
We are always at odds with each other and it sucks.
No one wants this sh*t. Like, I'm over it.
- Mike is claiming that it was non-malicious.
But then, he's whispering to me, it was malicious.
- He's saying she wasn't being malicious?
- Yeah, so, no. She wasn't.
[indistinct whispering]
- At that point I was like, OK.
With me, I'm like,
well, if it wasn't that bad
and Angelina really wasn't doing anything wrong,
then Mike's malicious.
- The good news is that we're all trying.
Very motivational, right?
- But if Angelina was that bad,
but Mike was looking out for me to warn me,
then Angelina's malicious.
- I'm talking to somebody that just believes her own lies.
- This is just par for the course with Angelina and Mike.
She knew we weren't going.
She knew from me, she knew from Sam, she knew from Deena.
So, like, why ask about us?
- The whole Jenni thing.
When she said to me, "no one wants you here,"
I was hurt as f*ck.
- I wonder what the convo's like with Dee and Ange?
- Is Jenni looking at us right now?
- You have one little gray. - No way.
- I swear. - No.
- Yay, we witnessed Vinny's first gray!
- Nah, this is a glitch. [laughter]
- ♪ Holla at the king ♪
♪ If you wanna level up, man ♪
♪ Pull up overseas ♪
♪ Pull up in the yellow truck, man ♪
- What's up, buddy?
- Wait, Vinny, my Snapchat came on.
Literally, six years ago, we went to an event together.
- No sh*t.
- Wow, the anniversary of our event.
- He was fun like back then. [laughter]
You've been a little boring.
- You got to see him in Vegas. He's savage.
I'm telling you, he's savage. - Really?
Justin, my boyfriend, he's coming tonight.
- Oh, already meeting the significant other.
- Why do you sound so mad? Why you getting agitated?
- We've known Sammi for years
to be in a relationship with Ron.
So to see her in a new relationship,
it's gonna be like a whole new Sammi,
and I'm excited for it.
- Happy to meet him. - Don't be bitter.
- There's other fish in the sea, all right?
- Yeah. - You're a catch, bro.
♪ ♪
- Good morning.
- Hey, what's up?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- We got one guy here.
- Are you excited for Justin to come?
- Vinny's not. - Oh, my God.
- What do you mean Vinny's not? - Vinny's being a hater, man.
- He's like, "already?"
- I literally asked--
- He's like, "I just met you again."
I'm like, dude. - You're such a d*ck.
- I'm the only single one.
So like family fun trips, they're not fun to me.
I'm not really like into marriage and kids just yet.
- On the East Coast, we could all go on
like a big double date. Actually, a triple date.
- This couple sh*t is so boring.
- You have one little gray.
- Where? - Right here.
- No way. - I swear.
- No. - Let me see. Let me see it.
- What? - Oh, my--
- He has a gray. - Is it blond or gray?
- No, it's gray.
- I've never had a gray in my life.
- That's like old man white hair.
- That's blond.
- That's not blond, Vinny.
[laughter]
That's a gray.
- I have tweezers if you want me to pluck it.
- Yeah, let me pluck that.
- You know, I feel like there's kind of like
a glitch in the matrix. Something's not right.
I'm the baby of the group.
What's going on here, God?
- Yay, we witnessed Vinny's first gray!
- Yeah, we f*cked him up.
Now his hair matches his clothes.
[laughter]
- Nah, this is a glitch.
[laughter]
- I have a--
I don't even want to say the word,
but, you know, a hair that's not brown on my beard.
- I'm just really happy we were a part of this.
- Thanks for calling it out, you f*ck.
- He is having like a mental breakdown right now.
- We need to, like, do something here.
I gotta go-- - [chuckles]
Welcome to adulthood, Vinny.
Yay, our youngest baby got a gray.
- [laughs]
- Nah, bro.
- It's sh**ting sideways. Now I can't stop looking at it.
- Anyone got a tweezer? [laughter]
- Good morning. - Oh.
- Oh, sh*t. Yeah, what's up?
- Guys, I have an announcement.
- Shut up. I'm leaving.
- We have a new houseguest. - Yes.
- Who? - Vinny's gray hair.
His first one ever! - Look at his beard.
- Oh, wow. - [loud slurp]
[energetic music]
♪ ♪
- There he is.
- Yeah. - Jimmy Buffett Suite.
all: Hey. - Morning, guys.
- Shut up! - What happened?
- Our baby got his first gray hair.
- Oh! He's finally growing up.
- It has its own Instagram account.
- Where?
- Oh, I see it's already.
- Oh, it really is long. - It's sticking right out, man.
- It is. - Yeah.
- You can just see the gears turning in his head.
He is about to f*cking snap, crackle, and pop.
Like he cannot admit that he is finally turning gray.
- The f*ck are you doing, Vinny?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good morning. - Yeah, good morning.
- Hey, babe.
- In my PJs right now.
- Angelina, Vinny.
- Why is Vinny walking the opposite way?
- He just had a breakdown. - He has a gray hair.
- He just had a breakdown. - He had a gray hair?
- It was in his beard and it was sticking out like sideways.
It's crazy. - It's his first one.
- Doing surgery on this thing.
- He was like, "You're f*cking with me. I don't have that."
Went to the bathroom and he's like, "f*ck."
- He was like, "it's blond." - He was running.
He was running down the hallway just now.
- I'm not gonna pluck it. I'm gonna cut it.
I mean, as I'm getting older, some sh*t's happening.
I'm like a butterfly.
I'm going through a transformation right now.
Woo! Close one.
Into an old man.
Good morning, you old f*ck. - [chuckles]
- Vin, I was wondering why you were running down the hallway.
- I had to go to the bathroom.
- Oh, Vinny. - Poor Vinny.
- Oh, my God, Vinny.
You're gonna get gray hairs, bro.
Like, we're getting up there.
I get gray hairs because of you assholes. [laughs]
"My Cousin Vinny," Marisa Tomei,
she's got that one white-- - Yeah, yeah.
- "My f*ck' biological clock is ticking."
- That's literally you. - Yeah, that is me.
- Speaking of "the clock is ticking."
- No one asked you. f*ck. - Were you gonna--
were you gonna freeze the eggs or?
- No, we're just gonna go full force.
- Oh, you going full force.
- What's that? - OK.
- What's that mean?
- Well, that means like they're--
- Gonna have a baby. - It's happening.
- Yeah. -[gasps]
- That's exciting. - It's happening.
- I'm getting older.
I don't want to be having a baby.
Like, I'm sorry.
So I think I have to do this now.
I'm trying to make sure there's like
lots of goalies down there right now.
- Yes. - [laughs]
- She just got past the six week mark
from having Mia Bella. - Does it feel different?
Not to be like weird. - Oh, my God.
- No. - Like they sew her up.
- She's off the injured reserve.
- Is it like tighter? - Yes.
- It is, yes. - My mom always tells me.
She's like, "you ripped my as*h*le."
- That does happen sometimes.
- Um, gross. [chuckles]
- She said she had to sit on a donut for like weeks on end.
- Yeah, that happens.
- My mom gave birth to me at pounds
and I weighed pounds ounces.
I destroyed her.
- That's my phobia is the actual pregnancy
and giving birth.
I don't want to know about that sh*t.
- So I was thinking,
since we were all locked in rooms yesterday,
today, I got us a cabana at the pool,
and we're just gonna do a complete pool day.
- Cool.
- Do we have any shirts, Deena?
- No shirts.
[all cheering]
- Sunblock, people!
The Florida sun is a lot stronger
than the East Coast sun.
Wait, we are on the East Coast.
[rewinding]
So the Florida sun is way stronger than,
you know, the Jersey sun.
So I just wanted to give you some sunblock.
- Oh, appreciate it.
Thanks, Deena.
- ♪ I'm here for the win ♪
♪ We're all in the hunt now ♪
♪ No playing the background ♪
- I think I see Meilani over there.
This pool is crazy.
I'm not used to going to pools with thousands of people there,
but I love it. I'm living for it.
- Babe, you almost ready?
- I'm coming, honey.
- Babe, I have a question. - Talk to me.
- Mike last night said that he didn't tell the girls
it was malicious, right? - Right, I remember that.
- But he only met up with Jenni at his--
Jenni went to his house, right? - Right.
- So why did Jenni turn around and tell the girls that
it was malicious what I did?
Jenni said that I was malicious.
This is her whole, like, claim to fame over there.
I don't know who to believe anymore,
but I don't think she likes me.
- We are not friends.
Nobody wants you here.
- I'm like thinking about that day again.
[exhales]
Just when I think Jenni and I are turning over a new leaf,
she is spinning all of these girls up.
- You are the realest person I know.
The realest. - Thank you.
- And if you had a collar, I'd pop it,
'cause you're the realest person I know.
- Thanks, babe. - You know?
- I love you.
- Don't ever change that, all right?
- I love you.
- Don't ever change that, all right?
- Babe, put your f*cking-- - [laughs]
- Babe, are you really doing that
while you're hugging me? I can't.
Get that away from me. Oh, my God.
- ♪ Better than me ♪
- Chooch!
We're gonna miss the whole pool party.
- What, is he, like, checking for more grays?
Let's go.
Yay.
- You want to get anything going yet?
- All right, so I'm thinking, honey,
I'm gonna start off with
a family favorite, chicken tendies.
Also, let's try the hummus, the quesadilla.
Did you get the chips and guacamole?
- I did.
- Then, I'm gonna go over to the shrimp tacos.
I'm gonna slide over to the roasted turkey wrap.
Then, I'm gonna go into the junior burger sliders.
Big Daddy Sitch orders everything.
You know there's going to be a surplus of everything
and you're getting dessert as well.
- You got everything, bro?
- I ordered a lot.
- He ordered the whole menu.
- Who's DJing this pool party?
- Hi.
- There is definitely a lot of families here.
- This isn't the pool party that I thought.
- [laughs]
- It's different.
I'm coming off spring break.
My spring break is and over.
This one is years old and younger.
[laughs]
There's all kids here.
Spring break's madness.
I would love to take a picture of the pool parties
that I DJ in Las Vegas to this pool party.
One extreme to the next.
- How do you feel like yesterday went?
- I'm actually happy with what they did.
- Yeah, same. - I'm happy with Mike's--
I have hair in my mouth.
- I'm happy they both took accountability.
And now we can like move forward and have a good trip.
- I think both were involved.
I haven't been here in a while.
But I'm definitely understanding
the dynamic of the group
with the drama with Angelina and the girls.
And just how Mike is still like the little snake.
[hissing, rattling]
So, really, not much has changed, no.
- Now let's have some drinks.
- No f*cking way I'm the last one.
- We're the last ones.
- We're probably the first ones.
- Hey, what's up? - What the hell?
- Damn, I thought we were gonna be the first ones here.
- Damn it.
- Like your shirt, man. - Thank you. Oh, sh*t.
- [groans]
- What's up with your f*cking tank tops, though?
- That's why I like this guy, man.
He knows how to dress.
[dramatic music]
Guido tees are probably one of
the most important pieces to a Guido's outfit.
Every great Italian wears one.
I was born and raised a Guido. It's just a lifestyle.
It's being Italian. It's representing.
There's like rules.
Like, you need a brand new one each time,
they can't be washed.
One time I was packing for a vacation.
My mom was helping me
and she washed all my brand new black tees
and I'm like, "no!"
- What the f*ck is wrong with you guys?
- It's the shirt before the shirt.
- I wait till last minute to put the shirt on
so you feel fresh. These are rules to live by.
Guido handbook.
This is my pajamas, but also my pool outfit.
[laughs]
Listen to my advice.
Just don't put them down the toilet.
- Oh, my God!
- Can't flush [muted] tees down the toilet.
- Who does that?
- My bad. [laughs]
- I'll be right back.
♪ ♪
Do you want to go to the bar?
- Oh, yeah, let's go. - Where is the bar?
Yeah, let's go over here, Deena.
Perfect.
All the girls, Deena and I, I feel like, are the closest.
But so many things have been happening lately
that I'm all over the place.
- How many times do we have to do this?
I'm done. I'm leaving.
I'm not doing this with you anymore, Angelina.
- Are you kidding me? - I'm done.
- It's just been a lot.
And I just hope that we can repair our friendship.
I just want to like talk to you about the other day.
- OK.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- That was hard, you know, the whole Jenni thing.
When she said to me, "no one wants you here,"
it almost meant to me like, OK, now Sam is back
so we don't need you anymore.
I was hurt as f*ck.
- Yeah, that's something you have to talk to Jenni about.
- I wonder what the convo's like with Dee and Ange?
- Is Jenni looking at us right now?
- Up until this point, I feel like
I've treated this like kumbaya.
I'm just here to coexist.
- I can't speak for Jenni.
You two have a completely different relationship
than me and you have.
- Jenni and I haven't had a conversation yet.
I'm trying to like avoid her at this point.
But I know it's coming and it's gonna have to happen.
I mean, honestly, I'm just ready to move on.
- Because I sweat through this freaking tee,
I'm going have to go change it out.
- How do you keep yours so black?
[dramatic music]
- It's a new one because
I already knew coming into this
that it was gonna be too hot.
So I brought enough of them that I can just--
they're like a one time wear.
I packed Guido tees for this trip.
- Me and you, like, I think I have
the strongest connection to you, for real.
- That's why I get so frustrated.
And I think that's why I lost character at that brunch
because I'm like, why does this keep happening?
- Yeah. - And like, me and you had like
just a fresh moon like very open.
And then, how you were basically telling me,
I should change my plans.
I just was like, what the f*ck?
- Yeah. - Why are you trying to tell me
how to do things... - Yeah.
- When we're trying to like work on our relationship?
And I never react like that with anyone anymore.
- I just don't want this ever again.
Like, I don't want you to think--
- I don't either.
I apologize how I acted.
I would like to move forward.
- I really hope that Jenni will never
get into Deena's head again.
Deena and I actually do have a real friendship,
and this has been so sad for both of us I feel.
- I actually do love the sh*t out of you.
- And I love you too. I want to have fun
and I want to see where our friendship goes.
- Thank you. That really hurt me.
It feels very good that Deena apologizes
because, you know, I needed that.
I think we're both like over it at this point
and we're just ready to move on.
- To a good...
drama-free vacation. - Yes.
- ♪ Something buried deep within me ♪
- [coughs] Holy sh*t ba*ls.
- ♪ We're not meant to be ♪
♪ Try to keep it real, yeah ♪
♪ You can't try to own me ♪
- I don't think I want to put my feet in that water.
- I'm sure they shock it like crazy.
- Yeah, they shock it. What am I saying?
Last time I peed in a pool. [laughs]
- Guys, you wanna see me suplex Chris in the pool right now?
[kids cheering] - I'm going in.
- Oh, my God, no, no.
Oh, my God, Chris.
[kids chanting] Chris, Chris, Chris.
- I'm scared.
- I am concerned that Zach might actually hurt Chris.
[shouting]
- Oh, my God, I can't.
- [laughs]
- All right.
- Woo!
- I feel like him and Justin are really gonna get along.
- Honestly, I'm gonna tell you, they are.
- I feel like Chris could maybe help Justin out because
he knows exactly how it feels coming into this crazy group.
- Hi, Chris. You wanna get a second date?
Take her to the drive-through. Get her a root beer float.
She's gonna walk all over you.
- [laughs] - Ready?
- But he did frickin' amazing.
I was the lunatic.
I hate sleeping by myself.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love him. - Look, I love him too.
- Deena! - It's OK.
- That was more than ten years ago.
Look at us now.
- Chris is a good man.
- Oh, he's the best.
- He is. - He really is.
- I'm nervous for Justin to come into this world,
especially with the drama right now
with Angelina and the girls.
You got Mike instigating some things.
And then, we get Pauly's silly pranks.
You never know what can happen in this group.
I'm just happy he's able to come.
- Yeah.
- Justin can hang like your husband.
And then, I'll hang-- I'll try and hang.
I'll try. - "Try."
- If he can make it through this group,
then I know he's a keeper.
He can make it through anything.
- Just tell him to have some drinks in the room.
- [laughs]
- Wanna throw me my bag? It's right next to you.
- Sure. - Want me to come with you?
- Yeah, if you want to go. - Yeah, sure.
- Where are they going?
- I think the bathroom.
- One or two? - [laughs]
- How were your chips?
- Yummy.
I'm drunk.
- Last night went really well.
- I'm glad that, like, everything worked out the way
it worked out last night. - Me too.
- For Mike to take accountability for what he did,
it's a big deal to me.
- I am guilty of-- I do stir the pot.
- Because it put this big wedge between the girls and I.
So I'm thankful for Lauren right now.
I'm glad that, like, he said, you know,
he wasn't being malicious. - Yeah.
- Sometimes I play around a lot, you know what I mean?
And it's not malicious.
I'm gonna go out there, I'm gonna fix it.
- That's really what I just needed.
I think this is probably the most honest
Mike has ever been.
- I'm sorry that I lashed out at you.
- [indistinct whispering] - I think, for me...
- He's literally saying to the family, "not malicious."
And then, whispering to me, "it's malicious."
- He may jokingly stir the pot, but Mike's a good guy.
- I know. - He is.
- It just got misconstrued somehow.
But I'm glad that, like, everything worked out the way
it worked out last night. - Me too.
Don't want you to feel like
there's ever gonna be, like, any issue with me.
Like, I have your back,
you know what I mean? - Thank you.
It's good to know that we're good.
So now, made up with all the roomies,
except for Jenni.
And tomorrow Nicole's coming,
so now, another hurdle for Angeliners.
I'm just glad how things turned out.
- Yes.
- And nice a*s, girl.
[laughs] - Oh, my God. Thank you.
♪ ♪
- Are you kidding?
So I had to take a later flight to Orlando.
I've been so busy with, you know, our kids
and like running here and there with sports.
Sissy's got cheer.
And before I leave for the trip,
I need to make sure that the house is stocked.
[groans]
I obviously don't want to miss
anything with the roomies 'cause I have FOMO,
but I would love to have missed drama.
And I'm hoping, you know, everyone got it out
the first couple days.
And then, when I get there, we party.
[burps] Oh, my God. Sorry.
The bubbles.
- I thought this was gonna be a rager with a DJ.
We got a bunch of toddlers. - Old wives.
I don't know where the bathroom is.
Being single here at Margaritaville,
it's definitely rough.
I mean, there's hot girls all over Orlando.
I know that. I follow them on Instagram.
- Yo, Mike, what are we gonna do with this chooch?
- [humming]
Good old America right here.
- He needs a girlfriend. - He does.
Vinny is, he's getting up there in age.
- Do you think there's any potentials in this resort?
- I never say never.
Eventually, he is going to have to hang up
his c*ck sock.
- Find this chooch a girl, man.
- He's gonna have to get himself a boo thang.
- Operation: Find Vinny A Wife.
- Hello. - Hey, guys.
My friend Vinny needs a girlfriend.
Do you know any single ladies?
My daughter, but she's .
- Nope, not gonna work.
Sorry.
- I'm gonna take an Instagram picture.
- You need me to take the pic? - Yeah, I need a pic.
- He's making . take thotty photos.
- We could do a little better.
- Can we ask you guys for some help?
- Sure. - So we have this friend.
He's looking for a girlfriend.
- I'm . You think I'm gonna be looking for a guy?
- So no, not you.
I was wondering if you can help me find one
'cause you're wise.
- MVP is coming up a little dry.
Mostly families... [buzzer blares]
Couples... [buzzer blares]
And I do not see any thotties. [buzzer blares]
I do not see anybody single and ready to mingle.
- Get me at an angle.
While I'm here, I'm gotta get an Instagram picture.
I mean, I'm single, looking to mingle,
out here on this resort, Margaritaville.
Oh, we're getting somewhere with that right there.
That's a good one.
- There's not a single lady on this resort.
- A single lady for--for Vinny?
- Yep. - Oh, yes.
- Oh, wait, wait. - Nice Italian lady.
She makes fried dough.
She's Sicilian. - Where are you from?
- Paisan. - Ooh, hey!
- Sicilian?
So you are single and ready to mingle?
- Right. - All right.
- Do you do laundry? - Yes.
- 'Cause he can't do his own laundry.
- Can you-- - I can do anything.
- All right.
- Hey, Vin. - Hey.
Oh, God.
- Who loves you? - Who are your best friends?
- You guys. - Come with us.
- Come on. Come on.
It's a quick little walk. Come on.
- You're not gonna throw me in anything, right?
- No.
- Went out on the hunt and-- - OG style.
- Nice, nice. - And we found wifey material.
- I'm actually happy Mike and Pauly are doing this.
They know exactly what type of girl that I like.
I'm just waiting for the right one,
the showstopper,
the one that makes me just want to give everything up.
So what's up? Let's get it.
- Theresa. - Theresa.
- This is our friend Vinny. - Oh, hi.
How are you? - Vinny.
- Nice to meet you. - He's the one that's looking.
- She is perfect.
Perfect to be my grandmother.
Love is in the air over here.
- ♪ You know tha drill ♪
♪ Roll a plane, pop a seal, pop a pill ♪
- Love is in the air over here.
- We spoke very highly of you, Theresa.
- How are you having a hard time?
- He's so handsome. - Oh, thank you.
You're beautiful as well.
Are you on Instagram?
Even better. She doesn't like social media.
Yeah, even better.
I mean, she's not an Instagram thot. No OnlyFans.
She got her own set of wheels, too, with that scooter.
[tires squeal]
This is the Florida dating scene.
- Pleasure to meet you. - She's great, right?
- You got my address. You come to Derby anytime.
- All right, we'll take you up on that.
- Cooks, cleans.
- Laundry. - Yup.
- [speaks Italian] - Mature.
- Yup, beautiful.
- Yo, good job. - Yup.
- Good job, man. - Thank you.
- Maybe she'll give me a gum job.
- Babe? - What?
- Let's go shower. - Yeah.
Let's go shower, yeah. - Get ready for dinner.
- I'm so glad we were able to find this man
a lady for the evening. - She's mature.
- Jimmy Buffett Suite in the building.
- You know Margarita thing?
- Margarita mix? - Yeah.
Can you like put, like, bananas in it?
- Almond milk? - Yeah.
Blueberries too.
[blender whirring]
Yes!
Rim job.
- That looks good.
- Yeah, it's like a blueberry pie.
Babe, look at this!
- The hell did you get the f*cking parrot from?
- I'm giving him a f*cking cowboy.
What do you call that? - Give it the reverse cowgirl.
- The reverse cowgirl.
Wait, how does it work? Hold on. Wait.
[groans]
Oh, sh*t, my f*cking--
[laughs] - Spread 'em.
Try the drink. You haven't tried it yet.
Let's see how your concoction came out.
Cheers.
- Damn, that's strong! Holy sh*t ba*ls.
- ♪ We finally arrived ♪
♪ Wanna reach the top, you gotta dig in ♪
♪ Don't get it confused, win or lose ♪
♪ Either way you're going to climb mountains ♪
- Hey. - How are you? What is that?
- Nothing. [plastic crinkles]
- ♪ So grab your own hike shoes ♪
- Call Vincent.
[phone ringing]
- Yo.
- The boards are in full swing.
OK? Mission is a go.
- The boards? What are you talking about?
Are you in your room? - I am.
- All right, I'm just gonna come over there.
- Last trip, Angelina's opened up to the squad that
her father is not her father.
- I actually took my DNA test
and it came back, he's not my dad.
- So me and Vincent decided to work together
like Batman and Alfred,
and we're going to find Angeliner's faja.
[knock on door] Yo.
- It's Vinny.
- You're by yourself, right? - Yeah, yeah.
The boards are... - This room's different.
- Are in play.
- You brought the board? - Of course.
- You are a psycho.
I have a question for you. Does Pauly know about this?
- No. - Oh, we got to show him.
'Cause he never saw the board.
[phone rings]
- Yo. - Yo, Pauly.
Bro, you got to come to Mike's room.
We got to show you something. - [chuckling]
Debriefing MVP is a part of the investigation process.
I must show them the presentation.
And if it's good enough, we will present it to the squad.
[knocking] - Come in.
- Yo, what up? - Yo.
- Bro... - Pauly D in the building.
- Brace yourself. - What the?
Why the hell is Angelina on there?
- All right, all right, settle down.
- Why is Angelina's grandma on the board?
- That is-- - Wait, what the hell is--
- That is--
- Why is Gene Simmons on the board?
- All right, all right. - The investigation's back.
- Oh. - To find Angeliner's faja.
- Whoa. OK.
- This time, it's positive boards.
- Positive boards.
- Remember last time he whipped out the boards?
- Yeah, they were bad. - It wasn't good.
In the past, the investigation has definitely
ruffled some feathers.
- Prepare for the presentation.
- What is this sh*t?
- The state has brought up a case about you,
which is right here.
Because there was tons of messiness
out in the streets.
- Ooh.
- We got approval from Angeliners prior.
- OK, good. - I recorded that sh*t.
- The only thing Mike knows how to find is a drive-through.
How is he really gonna find Angelina's father?
- Come on, do a shot with me.
- I'm gonna shower 'cause I stink.
- I'm gonna stay. It's only :.
- Have fun.
- All right, I'm gonna go see where my man is.
- I gotta get these pants off
'cause they're making my butt itch.
- How we making out so far?
- We started off right now with the investigation
that has been opened up on Angelina Pivarnick.
This is the last known photo.
Can you identify the subject?
- I do, yeah. - OK.
- I can't.
That's highly filtered.
[laughter]
- How you doing?
- Yes, my boyfriend Justin has arrived
and I'm so excited to see him.
- Oh, my God. - Talk about awkward.
- You might as well get it tattooed on you
at this point. - No!
- This all started from social media
where a post was put up and then taken down.
It says, "what is in the dark always
comes to light eventually."
Two DNA tests were taken,
and it had revealed that her father was not her real father.
- [gasps]
Spanish and Portuguese?
It said I'm like part Neanderthal, too, by the way.
- Oh, my God.
- Like am I like a f*cking cave person?
- I don't know. I never met a Neanderthal before.
- Doesn't that make sense? - Whoa!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - I understand now.
- Eventually we started to come up with
possible matches of the daddy
and we came up with these boys. - And you came up with Kiss?
- So we called up a genealogist, OK?
- Wow.
- And we had a meeting with that genealogist.
- Oh, damn, all right.
- At the end of the day, not all heroes wear capes, OK?
Sometimes, they have a board.
When she circles back,
then we probably have to have another secret meeting.
- Yeah. - We will not give up
until we find out who Angelina's father is.
- I'll see you later. - All right, guys.
- Find the father. - Find the father!
- [laughs] Let's do it.
- ♪ OK, let me tell you who we is ♪
♪ Straight authentic, something that's meant to be ♪
♪ Physically coming together, creative entity ♪
♪ Mentally harnessing power to blow the industry ♪
♪ iLLism, realism, that's the activity ♪
[phone ringing]
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, babe. I'm in Orlando.
- You landed? - Yeah.
- Oh, I'm so excited. - Should be there soon.
- Yes, my boyfriend Justin has arrived
and I'm so excited to see him.
He's fun, he's positive, he's so supportive of me.
He like balances me out in a good way.
Oops. Almost hit the wrong button.
For me to introduce somebody new
into this group is a big deal.
I'm like anxious, I'm excited, I'm nervous.
But everybody's actually pretty ecstatic to meet him
and that makes me feel good. Thanks, guys.
- ♪ Yeah, boy, call on God ♪
♪ Most these haters talk silly really wearing bras ♪
- Missing the jewelry.
♪ ♪
- All right, baby. Ready?
- Wait, I have a brow issue.
I didn't pay this much money
for these brows to be half-assed.
- OK.
- You look good. - Thank you, babe.
- Your dress is giving me very, like, peacock vibes.
- Well, I mean, it's tropical.
- All right, time to go.
- No more gray hairs. That was one and done.
All right.
Fun at Margaritaville.
- Hey, what's up, handsome? - Yo.
- What is that?
- They look like smoothies.
Ooh! That's alcohol in there.
A lot.
- You excited to meet Sammi's new man?
- Yeah.
We haven't seen her in many relationships.
- Mm-mm. - We've seen her in one.
- Really? Which one?
- I can't remember the name.
Think it rhymes with "Connie."
She likes Jersey guys.
She's like a Jersey girl, you know what I mean?
Based on her last relationship that we know of,
I will say that Sammi has a type.
♪ ♪
So I'm expecting a gorilla juicehead.
- I think he works on the Jersey Shore.
- No, he worked at Karma.
- What if he doesn't like you?
- I fully anticipate that.
- Really? - Who would like me?
- I do.
- Babe.
- There she is.
[chuckles]
How you doing?
You miss me? - Mm-hmm.
It is so great seeing him.
Oh, I'm so glad you're here. - Mm.
- I just love him so much.
This is me. Welcome.
- Oh, my God.
- Pauly did this.
- Wait, let me-- - Have you never read the note?
- Talk about awkward.
- This is funny.
- But what's cool about him is,
he's so chill, he's like, whatever.
He doesn't even care, which I love. Like, ah!
- You might as well get it tattooed on you at this point.
- No! - No?
- He's so chill.
We'll get ready for dinner.
And then, I guess I'll introduce you to everybody.
- I'm excited. - Yeah.
Hopefully, you fit right in. - I'll fit in.
- 'Cause if not, you're gonna get the boot.
- No, I'll be all right. - OK.
Welcome to the sh*t show
'cause it's just beginning for you.
You have no idea.
- ♪ Shawty got that flex and she really blessed ♪
♪ How she drop it on the floor are you serious ♪
- I'm excited to meet Sam's man.
- Yeah, it's cool that he could make it.
- Mm-hmm.
- I wonder if they're gonna remember you.
- Probably not. It's been a long time ago
and I think everybody was drunk.
- I want to ask him, why did you have to
bring me out of the club? What did I do back then?
- Didn't have to bring you out; he had to carry you out.
- I'm excited for them 'cause it's like a big step.
- Yes, it is, it is. - It's a positive step.
- It is. I remember when I was bringing you in.
- What's up, guys? - What's up? What's up?
- What is this?
- I don't know, like, some sort of smoothie.
- But why does it have a salt rim?
- Oh, this is alcohol.
- Hey.
- Oh, what's up, a couple of Bucks?
You look lovely. - Thank you. So do you.
- Thank you. - I love this.
- Sup, my guy? Thank you.
- Jenni, you look great too.
Ooh, what is this? - Don't.
- Where's the Sorrentinos?
- You want to take a pic together?
- I'm flexing.
- Good, 'cause I'm sucking it in.
Let's go.
- Your boobs look amazing.
- Thank you, honey.
- Cue my theme music.
- Oh, hello. - Hey, there's the Sorrentinos.
- Look at all of us looking so snazzy tonight.
- I didn't know this was a fancy night.
- Oh, damn. Not dressed?
- Yeah, I dressed up for the occasion.
- I've never seen you really get dressed up.
- Just at weddings. - I didn't want to walk in here
with a black button down like a chooch.
- Babe, he just called you a chooch.
- He's wearing a Carhartt t-shirt.
[laughter]
- Oh, hello.
- Hey, now.
- You got a collar too? Ah! - Another collar.
[shouting]
- You guys match now.
- Could someone wear a t-shirt?
- Everybody's dressed up except for Vinny.
- I didn't get the memo.
Maybe Sam's new man is wearing a t-shirt.
- Angelina. - What?
- Did you make these? - Yeah, I did.
- What's in there? - What is it?
- It's blueberries, tequila...
- Bunch of sh*t that don't go together.
- Bananas. [laughter]
- Yogurt. - Chicken.
- Chicken. [laughter]
- Pre-workout.
- Why would you guys not drink this?
- It's nasty as f*ck.
- You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm gonna need a drink to meet all these people.
- I'm excited to meet Justin.
- Mm-hmm. Me too.
She said he's very sweet. - Yeah.
- Should we bring the pillows out to dinner or--
- No. - No?
We'll bring-- - No.
- We'll bring this one, and we'll make it a tablecloth.
- I know he can handle his own. It's just nerve wracking
'cause you just don't know what anybody's gonna say.
Oh, my goodness.
- She seems happy. - Very happy, yeah.
- You know what happens when you're happy out here, right?
Gets f*cked up. - Yep.
"Jersey Shore" ruins relationships.
- That's a fact.
- Yep, yep. - Oh, my Lord.
- I hear chaos already. - Yeah?
- This could go one of two ways now for Justin:
really, really bad or really good.
Here it is.
- Tanks ahead!
[all shouting]
- [screams]
- I think I'm gonna puke.
- All right, girls.
[cheering]
My boyfriend radar has been off until him.
- No, you don't say.
- Oh, my God!
- Everyone's in Orlando,
and I was thinking about going down there
and just talking to everybody.