06x34 - Reunion (Part 1)

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- ♪ MTV ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Tonight on the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion..."

- Yes, sir! It's reunion time!

- Guess who's back?

- Sam's back!

- There it is.

The Shore sweetheart joins her roommates in Club Reunion

to relive her first family vacation in over a decade.

- I'm scared to go on the next vacation, I'm not gonna lie.

- And juicy Shore secrets are still getting spilled.

- I used to fricking, like, go on dates with you.

- What the hell? - Wow!

- That's so weird! - We did go on dates.

- You guys smoosh?

- It's years later, and we're finding this out now.

- [laughs]

- What's your wildest strip club story?

- Ooh. - Ooh.

- We can't say that on camera. [laughter]

- Will the family fun continue?

- Who doesn't love their seasoned as*h*le?

- Right?

I mean, I don't want things bland.

- Ew. - Oh, my god.

- Or will this reunion end like the last one?

- Angelina and I's relationship is so rocky.

- If you don't stir the sauce, it's gonna burn.

- Oh, motherfuck.

- Ooh, Angelina and Jenni are fighting.

- Shut up, Vin. - What's up with this guy?

I thought that was a little rude, but anyway.

- OK. - Whatever.

- You were just stirring the pot.

- But you go and tell Jenni my stuff right away.

- I'm leaving.

- Oh.

- Wait, Mike, come back.

Fire up the margarita machine,

the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion" starts now.

- f*ck my life. No, no, no.

- Oh, my-- oh, there goes your nail.

[laughter]

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

[cheers and applause]

- What's up, MTV?

I'm your girl, Justina Valentine.

Welcome to the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion."

Now let's say hello to the roommates.

Mike. - Hey!

[cheering]

- Vinny.

- Hey! [cheering]

- There it is. - Oh, my god.

- Pauly. - Yeah, buddy.

- Deena. [cheers and applause]

Angelina.

- Hey. - Yes!

- Jenni. - Hey.

- Nicole. - Hey.

- And Sammi.

[cheering]

- Sam's back! - There it is.

Also reuniting on the stage with us tonight,

everyone's favorite doll, the Sammy doll,

and she is literally hanging out on our stripper pole.

- Hey. - Hey, Sam.

- We'll see if anyone wants to join her

by the end of the night and take a twirl.

All right, it ain't lasagna,

but tonight's reunion has a code word, too.

Every time one of the shore mates

says one of the secret code words,

they'll have to answer a fan question

and reveal their deepest secrets.

And it doesn't count if I say the word.

All right, let's get this party started.

After years and a DM from Angelina,

the Shore sweetheart,

a.k.a. the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet,

decided it was time to reunite with the fam,

having everyone shout on repeat, gym, tan, Sam's back.

Take a look.

- I need an ally

with all this sh*t going on with the girls.

If they knew who I was texting, they would die.

I'm just hoping she's gonna answer me.

- Bet you never thought you'd see the day.

Holy sh*t.

It's been a long time since I've done this.

I cannot believe I'm f*cking doing this.

- What time does Sammi get here?

[laughter] - Shut up.

- Nicole's blocked. - Oh, my god.

- Like, what are we, four?

- I'm blocked, too, since we did BFFs.

- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Holy sh*t.

- Oh, my--can I hug you? - Yeah.

- It's really Sam? - It's really me.

[tender acoustic music]

♪ ♪

- If Jenni's face could move,

it would definitely be super shocked right now.

- We have a lot to talk about, I feel.

I've been seeing interviews, people tag me in things.

So I'm like, these girls definitely have beef with me.

- I have no beef. I'm just blocked, that's all.

- I definitely blocked you for a reason.

I hope that we can, like, move on from that.

- Yeah, I don't like fighting with

people that I truly love, so cheers.

- Me either.

Jenni,

we have things to, like, address.

Why are you being messy coming for me now?

And I don't say one thing about you, ever.

So it wasn't like I hated "Jersey Shore."

It was kind of like I had to get my sh*t together.

- I apologize.

I really, really missed you.

- [mumbles mockingly]

all: Sammi's back!

- Aw.

- Aw, that was so sweet. - Yeah.

- So, Sammi, what was your initial reaction

when Angelina contacted you?

- I've always been thinking about it.

Should I do it? Should I not? I'm scared.

A million things were running through my mind.

- Right. - But I was like,

you know what? I'm in a good place mentally.

I'm in a good place in all aspects of my life.

Now would be the perfect time to come back.

- Yeah, and it's like riding a bicycle.

You came back, and you fit right back in.

Ange, what made you think you would be able to convince her?

- I don't know. I just--I just went for it.

- I was gonna say, if Ange never DM'd me,

I don't know if I would ever reach out.

- Oh, wow. - Wow.

Nicole was trying to DM you, but she was blocked.

[laughter] - Pauly, stop it.

- Uh-oh.

- So, Ange, what I want to know is

how did you keep this from the roommates?

- Well, I'm not like Mike, actually.

all: Oh! - So--

- Shots fired. - She can keep a secret.

- I'm just-- I'm just being honest.

I could keep a secret.

- Now, Nicole, Sammi revealed she blocked you because

you opened a Snooki Shop Beach Boutique.

Did you kind of already know that the shop was

the problem between you guys?

- Well, yeah, because right when I opened it,

I think she blocked me.

And I was like, oh, OK.

- Store wars. Store wars.

- But I'm so glad that she came back so we could talk about it

and realize it was silly, and we love each other,

and we both support each other. And that's it.

- So, Sammi, is everybody officially unblocked?

Yeah, I think so.

- I don't know about everybody.

- Oh. Oh, you.

- Block party.

- Oh, my god.

- Sammi, it's been years since you've seen everybody.

Has anybody changed? Who's changed the most?

And did anything surprise you?

- No, I think everybody looks exactly the same,

just even better now that we're older.

- OK. - And I just like--

- Not what you said in confessional.

- I actually didn't say anything bad in confessional--

- Yes, you did. - But what did I say?

- Yeah, what did she say? - What did she say?

- Yeah, Vinny, what'd she say?

- She said the faces changed or something.

- No, I go, ain't nothing wrong with that.

- Oh, yeah. - Maybe you should watch it.

Maybe you should watch it again.

- Awkward! - You just implied it.

[siren wailing]

- Uh-oh, someone just said the code word,

"awkward." - Awkward!

Oh, that's the word? Oh, give me a shot.

- Time for a fan question. Let's see what we got.

- This better be a good one, man.

- All right. Pauly. - What's up?

- Laura wants to know which roomie has the worst tattoo,

and what is it?

- Oh, sh*t. - Oh, wow.

- Can it be himself?

- The worst tattoo and what is it? Oh!

I don't want to say 'cause she's sitting right next to me.

It's weird.

She has an engagement ring, and it says,

"five time's the charm" or something.

- No, I got it covered though. - Oh, you did?

- Yeah, I did. I have flowers over it.

- When she got that tattoo, that was tat-too far.

[laughter]

- All right, guys, there we have it.

Let's reset the code word for everyone at home

and jump back into this convo.

Well, Sam, everyone was excited to have you back.

This season, we met your boyfriend.

We learned about your boutique.

But we still got to catch up on all things Sammi

from the last years,

and there's only one way to uncover the truth,

an investigation.

All right? - Oh, sh*t.

- Let's go to the board.

- Ooh, Justina! - Ooh, a surprise.

- Girl.

- My god! - All right.

All right, guys, where should we start?

- Let's say it together. , , .

Together: "Big ick energy."

- Yes, OK. - I like that one the best.

- Sammi, so what's your biggest roommate ick?

- Oh.

- Oh, your pukey breath.

Don't get the pukey breath on there.

- No.

I don't like when people steal my products.

Mike.

Remember my face wash, Mike? - Yeah.

- Yeah, don't take her tampons.

- Vinny's farts. That's an ick.

- Yeah, that's the only thing you did.

- Who else has a question for Sammi?

- I'll do gym, tan, laundry.

- Sam, how do you feel about the poof making a comeback?

- I love the poof.

I almost even tried to do one today.

- Shut up. - But I couldn't figure it out.

So I'm just gonna leave that one up to you, Nicole.

- Oh, my god, I would have did it.

- All right, hit me with another category.

- Sammi's sweethearts. - Sammi's sweethearts.

All right, Sammi, what is your biggest date failure?

- Somebody pooped in my bathroom and then left.

[laughter]

- Oh, my god.

- A skidmark? - Like in "Dumb and Dumber"?

- Wait, what? We need more details.

- Keep it going.

- I went on a date and we went back to my house,

and then they had to use my bathroom

and, I guess, got sick. I actually feel bad.

And then they had to leave.

But it was a mess in my bathroom.

- Oh, damn. - Wait, what did he do?

- I would have held it in if I was dude.

- Right, or at least scooped it out and put it in the garbage.

Anybody else-- - I've done that before.

- Have you? - Yeah.

- At least if it won't flush.

- No, then I took the garbage out.

- Oh, god, you're like, I got to go.

- I was like, I gotta leave.

- You didn't leave that sh*t there?

- No, I was so embarrassed. It was mortifying.

- Who else has a bad date story?

I feel like, Vin, you're out on the town.

- Yeah, Vin. You're a wh*re. - Worst date?

One time, this girl saw me getting a Snapchat

or something like that.

She did something and then--

- Oh, yeah, I'm remember you telling me.

- My phone hit my face. - Oh, my god.

- And I started bleeding. - No!

- Oh, my god. - She gave you a bloody nose?

- Yeah, if that's not a red flag, I don't know what is.

- Oh, my god.

- OK, guys, let's do one more category,

one more question for Sammi.

What category? - Stop, drop, and spill.

- OK.

- Why not? - Stop, drop, and spill.

Oh, hold up now. This is the wild card.

Sammi-- - Oh, sh**t.

- You get to ask a question to any of your roommates,

anything you want.

- What's one thing you missed about me

for me not being here in years?

- I miss our rap battles.

- They were so good. - Yeah, they were good.

- Can we get a redo right now?

[beatboxing] - Do it again, do it again.

- Yo, Sam. What's up? You suck.

- Oh, my god.

- We'll have to do this another day. That was so bad.

- Can we have Justina rap for you?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

How about we continue the show?

- Just own him right now real quick.

- k*ll him? OK. - No, no, no, no, no.

- Vinny, I don't even have to mention,

now that Sammi Sweetheart's back,

you can't get no attention.

[all cheering]

All right, look.

- Yeah! [all shouting]

- That was amazing. - That was so good.

- I just got chills. - Me too!

- Our reunion family fun day is just getting started.

Coming up, we're going back to the Poconos,

and one lucky Shore mate is getting a shot at redemption.

Plus, we're celebrating our favorite Sammi Shore moments

all night long.

As we go to break, let's kick it off with our first one.

Check this out.

- Yo!

- Vinny is being the ultimate douchebag right now.

Like, get the hell out of here.

- He wants a battle, bro.

- Fine with me. I'll battle.

- Yo, Sam, got no plan.

I'm the man. You're just a fan.

- Oh. - Oh.

- Yo, Vin, you should go in,

but you'll never, ever be someone like me.

- Oh! - Oh!

I'm like, what's up with this guy?

Why is he not happy for my birthday?

Which I thought was a little rude, but anyway.

- He's just rude. - Can't be happy for others.

- Deena, what's one thing she used to do

that drove you crazy?

- Oh. - [gasps]

- Aggressive. - Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, damn.

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ If you want to have fun, then do something crazy ♪

- I'm known around town as Sammi Sweetheart.

I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet,

but do not f*ck with me.

I'm not looking for Mr. Right.

I am looking to break a lot of hearts

and to get with a lot of good, hot, sexy guidos.

A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up,

takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair,

cakes on makeup, has tanned skin,

wears the hottest heels.

Pretty much, they know how to own it and rock it.

If you're not a guido,

then you can get the f*ck out of my face.

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back to the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion."

Let's dive into this season's first vacation.

The Poconos trip kicked off with a surprise guest

and ended with a surprise birthday party.

And no, it wasn't for Vinny. Obviously.

Take a look. - I love birthdays.

- I have to say, we really upgraded

with our house selection.

- Oh, my god, I'm taking this room.

This has got to be one of the most

beautiful suites I've ever been in.

- What's in here?

Whose room is this? - You got your own living room?

They got their own living room. - Whose room is this?

- I claimed this room.

[girls laughing] - He's annoyed!

- He's really upset. - No.

- I think the roommates are gonna love

the activity that I have planned today.

Oh, my god.

- Pick which one you want to take down.

- Well, this is the Meatball, for sure.

- You're not going down?

- Nah, you got to put a helmet on.

That'll f*ck up my whole day.

Having to wear a helmet over the blow-out

is not a good look.

- On it! - We gonna race.

Meatballs versus Situation and Angelina.

- Let's go!

- The Meatballs are gonna fricking k*ll it.

- Go! [g*nsh*t]

- Oh. Jenni, Jenni, Jenni.

- The Meatballs are going absolutely nowhere.

[laughs]

- Meatballs down!

- Pauly, what the f*ck?

- We won, Mike.

Yes! - [cheers]

Oh, she's being mean.

- Honey, you were on YouTube, baby.

- Honey. OK, honey. - I love you.

- You look like a f*cking p*nis right now.

Shut the f*ck up.

- Once again, everybody gets a party except me.

- They're coming. They're coming.

- Surprise!

- It's really my birthday party!

- Happy birthday! It's your birthday party!

- What the f*ck? - Oh, Uncle Nino.

- Happy birthday, Sam! - Yeah!

all: Uncle Nino! - Sammi's back!

- What a great birthday.

- So I know the epic alien prank went down in the Poconos,

but we're gonna dive into that madness a bit later.

Now, Jenni, you picked the biggest room in the house.

Did you feel bad knowing that it was Mike's trip,

or were you like, "I deserve this"?

- It was a gray area. - It was a gray area,

but I did have mom guilt.

In the history of "Jersey Shore,"

even the original,

I've never been first in a house.

So I've never been able to pick a room.

- It was your time to shine. - It really was.

- You felt fine. You didn't--

- I mean, I wasn't gonna give it up.

[laughter]

- Now, Sammi, this was your first family vacation

since Seaside, so give us your thoughts.

- It was a lot, for sure.

It was like--leaving that trip, I was like,

what did I just get myself into with the pranks

and just everything again? But it was all worth it.

I was like, oh, my god, this feels like

I never left in . All good.

- Now, Deena, you organized boxcar sledding,

but some of your roommates said hell no.

Pauly, is there anything you would mess up the blow-out for?

- Not much. This is a natural helmet.

I didn't really need one.

This protects my head. - [laughs]

- Meatballs, you guys obviously got into some trouble.

What happened? - The thing was just--

- It just wasn't going straight.

It wasn't going straight.

- You would have been better off

going down without the sled.

You would have rolled. - No, literally.

- We were drunk, too, at the time.

- We had shots before, so.

- At the end, I'm like, did we win? I mean, how long--

- Like, "I think we won. We did it."

- It was neck and neck.

- So, Nicole, you got annoyed when

Jenni was denying your music request,

and you said she looked like a p*nis.

- I wasn't denying her music.

She kept trying to go on YouTube.

- And then she called me honey, and I was like, ah, honey?

It was like, who are you talking to?

It's like, fine, you look like a p*nis.

- But you called her a p*nis because of her hat, right?

But you had like a similar hat on.

- The same exact hat. - The same hat, yeah.

- Sammi, the roomies celebrated your birthday on the trip.

How special did it make you feel

that they remembered and surprised you?

- Yeah, I really was not expecting that.

It was so nice. It was so sweet,

and I was just blown away by it all.

- Yeah, no, that was super nice.

- Vin, it was nice, wasn't it? - I think it was amazing.

- It's nice to be celebrated on your birthday.

- You know what it is? These guys don't forget a birthday.

- We always look out for our own.

- They take birthdays serious.

- Yeah, we do take birthdays serious.

I love birthdays.

- And I'm like, what's up with this guy?

Why is he not happy for my birthday?

Which I thought was a little rude, but anyway.

- I mean, I was happy, you know.

- He's just never happy. - He's just rude.

- Mm-hmm. - Can't be happy for others.

- Now, you guys left the Poconos in a rush

because of the blizzard.

Deena, you got out of the house OK,

but we're surprised you made it there

because your geography skills

on the car ride over were suspect.

- Are we gonna be close to Ohio?

- Isn't Ohio in the middle of the country?

- It's next to PA.

There's Jersey, Pennsylvania.

Ohio's here, and then there's New York.

And then I want to say Connecticut.

And then over here-- - Erie Lake.

- There's a little bit of Canada.

- I remember the Erie. - Lake Erie.

- Do you see how smart I am?

- Are you clear now on which states actually border Jersey?

- Yeah, so what was happening at that point,

there was a chemical spill in Ohio,

so I was kind of monitoring it. [siren wailing]

- Uh-oh. Code word, Deena.

- Oh, sh*t. - I'm like, what?

- All right, we're gonna get back to that story.

But first, we got to get to a juicy fan question.

- Ooh. - Let's make sure it's good.

Deena, Carlos asked, "We love that Sammi's back,

but what's one thing she used to do that drove you crazy?"

- Oh.

- Probably a lot.

- When we would want to go to the club,

she would kinda take a little longer

and we had to wait for her to straighten her hair.

- Ooh. [laughter]

- That's true. It's true.

- "Sam, we're leaving!"

Yeah, I used to love yelling that.

- It's like, "come on, Sam."

- You do have really good hair.

How long does it take to get this perfection?

- This took me a little bit of time today.

But Deena actually gave me a really good straightener,

and I've been using it ever since.

- I'm like, here, you're taking too long. Try this.

- All right, well, let's reset the code word

for everyone at home.

So, Deena, let's jump back into that convo.

You were talking about Ohio.

- Yes, so there was a chemical spill there,

so I was monitoring it.

So I'm like, OK, well, Ohio's here, and then this is here,

and it's affecting this place.

So I thought I was super smart. So--

- Well, Deena, we believe you are a woman of many talents,

and tonight, we're gonna give you a shot at redemption

to prove geography is one of them.

You ready? - OK, yes.

- All right. - Let's go, girl.

- This country is very thin. - OK.

People are thin there, probably.

- Is it an island? - It's not an island, no.

- That sh*t is so thin.

- OK, I'm gonna say Cuba.

- It's not Cuba. Cuba's a island.

Any other guesses? - Brazil?

- Chile!

- There it is. [cheering]

- That's Chile! - Really?

- You don't know it? - It's my country!

- Let's go to the next one.

This one, Deena, is a state.

- OK, um, this looks familiar.

[record scratch]

[laughs] - That's Tennessee.

- How do you not know? - You've been there recently.

- [quietly] Florida. - Florida!

- There you go. Good job, Deena.

- "Looks familiar."

- Let's go to the next one. This is also a state.

OK, this is Pennsylvania.

- No. - Nope.

- [whispers] My state. - Oh, Rhode Island.

- No, no, no, no!

[whispers] Me, my state. - Oh, um,

Las Vegas.

- Nevada. both: Nevada.

[laughter]

- All right, Deena, this is the last one.

- This is fun. - It's real, I promise.

It's a country. - This is a country?

- Yes. - France.

- No. - Why were you so certain?

- I know. - She was really confident.

- Everyone can throw out a guess.

- Secaucus. - Africa.

- It's on the continent of Africa. There's your hint.

- Spain. - Madagascar.

- Spain is not in Africa. - [laughs]

- I don't think anyone's gonna get this one.

Let's have the reveal.

Djibouti.

all: Oh! - Djibouti.

- Yo, Djibouti looks good today, yo.

- Djibouti looking thick. [laughter]

Coming up, we are talking about aliens.

Did Pauly's prank dethrone Deena as prank w*r champion?

More with the roommates is next.

- Angelina, you admitted that you regifted mine.

- Oh, wow. - Shut up.

- Ooh, Angelina and Jenni are fighting.

- No, I'm just mad at her. - Wow.

This is like the last reunion now.

- I never wanted to go home faster than at that moment

in my entire life. - Very dramatic.

Calm down! all: Ooh!

- sh*t.

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

[cheers and applause]

- We're back with our Jersey family.

This season's code word was lasagna.

And tonight, at the reunion,

we have our own secret code word.

If one of the roommates says it,

they got to answer a fan question.

Now Sammi's return wasn't the only shocking surprise

in the Poconos.

Looking to regain the title of prank w*r champion,

Pauly took things to another level.

With the help of Vinny and a fleet of drones,

he had his roommates crying and calling their moms.

Check this out.

- What the f*ck? - What is that?

- A spooky?

- Yo, what the f*ck?

- What is that? Is that like a plane?

- Here we go. It is prank time.

- "Independence Day," b*tches.

- Prank w*r champion, baby.

- Oh, my god. It's an alien.

- Somebody film that.

- I got it. I got it. - [screams]

Oh, god, we're f*cked.

Oh, my god.

- No, are you f*cking with us?

- No. Vin, I need to get home to my kids.

- No, are you f*cking with us? - No.

- It is chaos right now.

- [crying] I need to go home. I don't want to be here.

- Deena, compose your f*cking self. Stop.

- We created an actual f*cking masterpiece.

- I don't even want to call Chris because

if he doesn't know what's going on--

- No, we're leaving.

- He's gonna be mad if I wake him up!

- Jenni is f*cking playing it cool,

but she's scared.

- If I'm going down, I'm not going down sober.

- Give me the f*cking keys! - I'm not giving you keys.

You've been drinking.

- Then I'm f*cking walking to my kids.

- Look at the f*cking news, Jionni.

Something's happening. I'm not here with you.

- You think DoorDash still works?

Can we order some pizza? - [chuckles]

- Hey, guys!

- [sobs] - It's a prank.

- [sighs] I f*cking--

- Who the f*ck would do that prank? That's f*cked up.

- Don't look at us! - Don't look at us.

Prank w*r champion!

[screaming]

- f*ck you, you assholes!

- Wave that white flag 'cause that was epic.

- We come in peace, like the aliens.

- Prank w*r champion!

- Yeah. - Oh, my god.

- Pauly, how did you come up with this epic prank?

- Well, it was what was going on in the world.

Everybody was just tripping up at all the alien sightings

everybody was having. So an idea went off my head.

I'm like, damn, we're in the middle of the woods.

Let's do that.

But it was one of those pranks, it almost was too good

'cause I was like, at what point am I

supposed to stop this thing?

Because they're flipping out. - Right.

- Bro, that night, even though it was a prank,

it still felt kind of scary. - Right.

- There was a light in the sky behind the drones.

And we were like, what is that? [siren wailing]

- Uh-oh, code word. There it is.

It was drones.

All right, let's get a juicy one.

Vin, Greg says, "Do your best impersonation

of one of your roommates."

- Ooh, do me, man. Do me, man.

- First, I'll do Sammi. - I knew you were gonna--

I just knew you were gonna do me.

- [as Sammi] I just knew you were gonna do me.

[laughter]

Like, guys, I really missed you guys.

And it's just a beach boutique.

And it's different than your beach boutique.

- Stop. - That was OK.

I feel like you could do better.

- Sam, you want to get him back?

You want to do him?

- [as Vinny] Oh, hey, what's up, guys?

- There you go. - [as Vinny] Um...

my back's hurting me today, so--

[laughter]

- I can't participate in this. - [laughs]

That was good. - That was pretty good.

- That's really him. - That was great.

- Pretty good. - You want to do anyone else?

- [as Angelina] I don't know what to f*cking say

about Angelina. What the f*ck?

I brought back Sammi.

I f*cking sent her a DM, and she f*cking came.

- That was really good. I'm impressed. Keep going.

[grunts] [as Mike] Listen.

When something comes across my desk,

I gotta do something about it. [laughter]

I don't make the rules, but...

if you don't stir the sauce, it's gon' burn.

[laughter]

- That was good. - That was great.

- I'm a fan. You got a future in comedy.

I'ma call Nick Cannon for you.

- Hey, thank you. - That was really good.

All right, the roommates hit the code word,

so we've replaced it with a new one.

All right, Sam, your first vacation back,

and aliens attack.

What's going through your mind?

I never wanted to go home faster than at that moment

in my entire life. - Right.

- Pauly's like, "it's on Twitter," showing me tweets.

He was showing me tweets. I'm like, this is real.

- Yeah, I made hashtags. - Did you really?

- We could be like, look, everyone's tweeting.

- Wow.

- Now, Nicole, "Jionni, turn on the news" went viral

on social media. What was his response to that call?

- He was literally like, "Nicole, they're doing

"a prank on you. You're drunk."

It's not real. Calm down."

- Wasn't even there and he knew.

- I said, "you're wrong, it's real."

- You're like, I'm here, and I'm going through it.

Deena, you decided not to call Chris

'cause you didn't want to wake him up.

I mean, don't you think an alien attack

does warrant a wake-up call?

- The night before, I woke my entire house up

because I was drunk, and I called Chris

'cause I wanted to say good night to them.

It was like : in the morning.

So Chris said, "I don't care what it is.

Do not wake up me and the kids."

- Got you. - So I was like, OK.

In that drunk state of mind, I'm like,

"Oh, my god, I can't even call Chris."

- Damn. - It's an alien invasion.

- Watching it back, very embarrassing to watch.

Very dramatic. - That was funny.

- But a good prank. - Calm down, Deena!

- That one goes down in prank w*r history.

- I wish the pranks were like back in the day.

Like, this is too much.

I seriously had a full-blown heart attack.

I'm scared to go on the next vacation, I'm not gonna lie.

- Where do we go from here? - Yeah, like, what's next?

- What's gonna happen now, Pauly?

- Someone's gonna have to die.

- The pranks are already out of this world.

- Literally. - Jeez.

- Now, Mike, you mentioned that the aliens come from the ocean.

- Oh, %. Or beyond the ice wall

because there's a reason why we can't travel

past Antarctica, OK? - The firmament?

- And we also can't go past the firmament, either.

- So is that like a coating around Earth?

- Yes.

- Well, I do a lot of research with aliens and stuff

and like podcasts. - Same.

- So they're-- they're submerged objects,

and they actually live deep, deep down.

So it's a real thing.

- Proved that we have aliens

and I love how America was so unimpressed.

And everyone's like, and?

- They made the announcement.

Then the next day, it was something else.

So, Deena, Pauly said he has officially dethroned you

as the prank w*r champion.

What do you have to say to that?

- Let's see next trip.

all: Ooh!

- Out to prank Pauly. - sh*t.

- Well, OK.

On that note, coming up, the roommates might be safe

from aliens, but they're not safe from me.

all: Oh! - We're gonna probe them

for their deepest, darkest secrets.

We'll reveal that next.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Do you guys have any crazy fan encounters?

- I was at a hotel taking a nap,

and someone knew that it was my room,

and he walked in the room. - Oh, wow!

- Anything you want to say

in defense of your wardrobe choices?

- This is advice coming from a man that only wears gray,

like his personality. all: Oh!

- Shots fired!

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

- We need to make it down here somehow here with this thing.

- Let's surf down.

- Deena, we might have to--

- Oh, my god.

[laughter]

- That was so much fun.

- It feels so good to get out of that room away from Ron

and move downstairs.

[sighs] - Welcome to our casa.

- I love it. - Welcome.

- Smells like vag*na.

[applause]

- Welcome back to the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion."

- Oh, sh*t. - Why'd the lights just go out?

- Yeah, let's go.

- Aliens love probing, and so do I.

It's time for around of UF-Go and UF-No.

Everyone grab a paddle.

Green UFO means you've done it. Red means you haven't.

You guys ready? - Yeah.

- Joined the Mile High Club.

- How do people do that? - Yeah.

- Private plane. - Oh, in a private plane.

Now was yours on a commercial or a private?

- Commercial. - Wow.

- Damn. - Did you get busted,

or did you just bust? - Oh!

- Both. [chuckles]

But the stewardess definitely knew,

so they definitely gave us an attitude or whatever.

- Wow.

Regifted a present.

- Oh, that I have. - Oh, I've done that.

- Yeah, definitely. There--there it is.

- I can't do that.

- Angelina, you admitted that you regifted mine.

- Wait, which one?

- My wedding gift. - No, I returned yours.

- Oh. - [laughs]

- Wow.

- What was it? - The mixer.

- It's like the last reunion now.

- No, I loved it. I was just mad at her.

- I would've kept it. - Oh.

- You should've kept it.

- You should've spitefully kept it.

- I know, I should've.

I'm gonna buy another one but--

- All right. - Holding on to hate

is like drinking poison... - Shut up, Vin.

- And expecting the other person to die.

- Yeah, very true. - Wow.

- All right, this next one's a little spicy.

Choking and/or being choked

during sex. - I don't like to get choked.

- That's probably the only thing I've ever--never done.

- I mean, not to the point of not breathing but--

- I like to almost pass out.

- You would, you sicko.

- Ooh.

- OK, pretended to be someone else

when recognized by a fan?

- Oh, I don't think I have.

- Who do you pretend to be?

Well, I just say, "Oh, I get that all the time."

- That's what I say. - Oh, yeah, I say that.

- And then I pretend like it's not me.

- Like, "I know. She looks just like me."

- Do you guys have any crazy fan encounters?

- I was at a hotel,

and someone knew that it was my room,

and I was taking a nap, and he--he worked there,

and he walked in the room. - Oh, wow.

- Jenni, that sounds like a stalker, not a fan.

- Wow.

- Are you kidding? - Did you backhand him?

- I jumped out of the bed and screamed.

- What the hell?

- All right, let's lighten the mood.

I want to dive into something else.

Well, it's been so many good times at the Shore,

and that continued this season.

Pauly's new residency had the crew living the VIP lifestyle,

everything from presidential suites

to backstage access

and a falling Meatball.

Check this out.

[upbeat music]

- Hey! We made it!

It's about to be a movie in Atlantic City.

It's gonna be an amazing night.

[text chimes] - Ooh, Pauly.

"Get the others ready and meet me in the presidential suite."

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What the hell are you wearing?

[sighs] Come on, Grease Lightning, let's go.

- A theater? - I have never actually been

in a hotel room like this ever in my life.

I want to be a president.

- Hey, guys. all: Hey!

- Positives about having a residency in Atlantic City is

I get to see all my East Coast family,

and it's like the East Coast Vegas.

If you came to party, make some noise!

- I'm wasted. - Woo!

- My girl's gonna come to the stage.

[cheering]

- Let's do it.

Woo! Stage!

I love going on a stage with Pauly.

Everybody's cheering,

and I'm gonna drop it like it's hot right now.

I actually looked pretty hot up there, I think.

- Meatball down!

- I'm good!

[laughs]

- Saucy Meatball.

- For a -year-old,

I think I moved it pretty well up there.

- What happened? Did you just lose your footing or--

They didn't show. Chris was underneath me

to make sure I didn't fall that way,

but I thought I-- I went down once,

and I was like, ooh, I got this.

And then I went to go down a second time,

and it was like, my knees gave out like the old lady.

[laughter]

I was like, nope, she doesn't.

Now, Mike, Vinny says your outfit was

straight out of the show "Happy Days."

Anything you want to say

in defense of your wardrobe choices?

- This is advice coming from a man that only wears gray,

like his personality. all: Oh!

- Shots fired!

- I'm a fashion icon, so.

- You're a fashion what?

- Icon. - Oh, icon.

So no bright colors, no hot pink?

- No. - No prints?

- I mean, I applaud his authenticity.

- I don't.

- I don't know if I could wear his style.

I mean, he's got the socks pulled up,

and the shirt is always gray.

And he's always "bleh" and gloomy.

I don't know if I could do it. [laughter]

- He said gloomy.

- Not like them Versace shirts.

- Listen, them Versace shirts are fire.

- [laughs] - Oh!

- Coming up, was the moon landing fake?

Is the Earth really flat?

Mike awakens those that are still asleep when we come back.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

So, Nicole, you believe in aliens.

Do you think they come in peace?

- Yeah. - Oh!

- Ah! - What?

- Jesus Christ! - [screams]

- Angelina and I's relationship is so rocky.

- What the f*ck?

- Ooh. - Oh!

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

[applause]

- Welcome back to the reunion.

This season, Mike recruited MVP

to help awaken those that are asleep

and join him at a massive gathering

of the world's biggest Flat Earthers,

all one of them. Let's take a look.

- Currently while we're out here in Orlando,

it's come to my attention

that they're holding a Flat Earthers home group.

- So what? Are you going?

- No, no. We are going. - We're going?

- OK, boys.

- Mike, I think we're too early.

♪ ♪

- Hi, how are you?

- I'm great. How are you guys?

- Are we the first ones here?

- We're it. - Oh, wow, OK.

- We're the only ones?

- There's no one. It is a ghost town.

We're in the middle of a park in the woods

in a picnic bank with one woman.

- Time to do some flat smacking.

They tell us that you live on a ball,

and there's a size of this ball.

And when you go look up that size,

we see way too far.

ba*ls are ba*ls. It curves in every direction.

- I got two ba*ls. - Where's it--

where's it flat on your ba*ls? - [laughs]

- Long story short is, I was right all along.

It's obviously flat, OK?

The reason for shoes is to take away from your relationship

to the Earth, Mother Earth. - Yes, yes!

- It feels nice. Try it. - We are energy.

You can feel it. You vibe. You--like your--

it just like-- you get on goosebumps,

and you're just like, "oh, my god."

- [laughs]

- If I didn't believe that the Earth was round before,

I believe it is rounder now.

I believe it's round as [muted].

- Mike, so after meeting with Shelly,

did your mind change or--

- I mean, I don't know if I'm in the same boat as Shelly.

But I still think it's a good rule of thumb

to question everything.

A lot of these guys are closet conspiracy guys,

I'm telling you. Jenni, put your hand up.

- I am a moon landing conspiracist.

- She's right there. She's right there.

When we landed on the moon,

we already had a team of photographers there waiting?

- Yes. - Like, come on.

- Like where did the camera come from?

I can't get cell phone service in here.

How am I expecting to get service on the moon?

- Yep, those are my two besties right there.

I send all my memes to them, and--and Nicole, too.

- Yeah, I believe in sh*t. - Yep.

- But--and I question a lot of sh*t,

but I do believe the Earth is round.

- It is round. Why in every school--

every classroom, there's a round--

I don't know, a globe? - A globe.

- Code word! - Hey!

- Oh, f*ck! - That's the code word.

- f*ck my life. - Sebastian was wondering,

"What is the most embarrassing thing

you've caught a roommate doing?"

- Oh, wow. - Ooh.

- I think when you were using my face wash

and I put Elmer's glue in it,

and then you put it on your face and you just didn't know.

- What was that, season two? - No, that was season one.

- Oh, my god. - Elmer's glue?

- Wait, you put glue in it? - Did you ever know that?

- That never aired.

- It never f*cking aired.

And his face was all stuck together,

and he couldn't wash it off.

When did you do that? - You were there for a day.

- He didn't even know that. - OK, yo.

- And then I was gonna put

freaking Nair in the f*cking hair--

- No, I thought you put something in my shampoo.

- I was about to. - Nair?

- Maybe that was somebody else. - I was about to

put Nair in your sh*t, but I didn't want--

I didn't want to f*ck your life up.

- Oh, yep, yep, yep.

- So I really didn't do it to you,

but you had Elmer's glue on your face.

- Someone needs to find that footage.

- Damn. - OK, guys, moving on.

Pay attention, people. We got a brand new code word.

Let's talk about some other popular conspiracy theories

and say whether or not we believe in them.

All right, so, the men in black are real?

- Yes.

- Men in black, definitely real.

- Why are you so confident, Nicole?

- Because I've seen them. I've seen them.

I've done my research. - Yep.

- They're big, tall m*therf*ckers.

They're weird. - Wow.

- Yeah, I've seen it.

- I've seen the movie, too. It was dope.

- Bigfoot and/or the Loch Ness Monster?

- Oh, Bigfoot and-- oh, both real.

- Both real. - Oh, both real.

- I be seeing pictures of them

all the time that look real.

- I think the New Jersey Devil is real, too.

- I agree.

- Last but not least,

Tupac is still alive. - Yep.

- I do believe that. - Mexico!

- What about Elvis? - Nah, Elvis is dead.

- Elvis is gone. - Yeah, Elvis is dead.

- Elvis is dead.

- He died taking a sh*t. - RIP.

- He did, heart attack on the pooper.

- What the f*ck?

- Speaking of conspiracy theories,

Deena, you said something about aliens being inside of us.

What the hell does that mean? - Like a host.

Like, you know how Dren comes out?

So say she did get abducted that many years ago,

and this alien's just hanging out inside of her.

And then when she gets drunk, her body's vulnerable.

So that alien is able to come out and be--

- Oh, wow. - Or it's a demon.

- But wouldn't that be a ghost?

- So, Nicole, you believe in aliens.

Do you think they come in peace?

- Yes, I do.

- [gasps] - They're peaceful creatures?

- What?

- Oh, my god! - [screams]

[laughter]

- Her f*cking shoe.

- [screaming] Oh, my god!

- [laughing]

- [screaming in slo-mo]

Where's my shoe? Give me my shoe.

- That's my boy right there.

- Mike, he looks like he came from the ocean.

- What the f*ck is going on here?

- That's my boy right there.

- That wasn't nice.

- All right, Mr. Alien,

go hang out with Sammi on the stripper pole.

Coming up, who's really at fault

for stirring the pot at Lauren's boutique opening:

Mike or Angelina?

Find out when the reunion returns.

Oh, look, he got some moves.

- But if I tell you something-- - Sometimes we argue.

- Don't tell people my sh*t.

- We have disagreements.

It's not easy navigating a reality show.

- But you go and tell Jenni my stuff right away.

- I'm leaving.

- Ooh. - Oh!

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ If you want to have fun then do something crazy ♪

[applause]

- Welcome back to the reunion.

Lauren's boutique opening snowballed into

another "he said, she said" between Mike and Angelina,

leaving the rest of the roommates stuck in the middle.

Take a look.

- This is a big deal.

My first customers walked in the door.

We're actually making sales and ringing things up, and I just--

I love it. I'm speechless.

Tequila and grapefruit.

- Did everybody else come already?

- It's delicious. No, you're the only one.

- Are you f*cking kidding me? - I am not kidding.

- I feel like everyone should be here right now.

I just think we should all be supporting each other,

and in sh*t like this, I see sh*t going on.

And I'm like-- - I agree,

but you'll hear it if you don't send an invite, though.

- Oh, yeah,

- I'm not trying to start sh*t. I'm being real.

- I'm trying to give everyone the benefit--

- Please don't go back and be like,

Angelina's stirring sh*t. - No, no.

Listen, the truth is the truth.

- I have a question.

How was Lauren's boutique thing?

- Oh.

Mike was very upset.

- Wait, what? - That's not what we heard.

- I thought it-- I thought it was a little odd

that some of you didn't show up,

but you guys do have-- - Oh, there it is!

- I did say that. - You're messy.

- Sam. - You are messy.

- Am I messy, or am I just being real as f*ck?

- Mike pulled me aside yesterday and said

"Angelina's deliberately making you look bad,

and she is not your friend." - What?

Wow! I'm gonna call him right now.

He's not gonna throw me the f*ck under the bus

like he wasn't saying sh*t. Give me a break.

You made it like I was being f*cking malicious, Mike.

- The word malicious never came out of my mouth.

- But they think I said all this sh*t.

I cannot believe Mike is doing this to me

when I was the only one to support his wife.

- What you do is so dirty to the girls at this table.

Nobody wants you here.

- He ignited the f*cking feud,

and he left me for dead.

- Now, Jenni, you guys went back and forth

about what happened all season,

but you eventually decided it was best to move forward.

Why was it important to just dead it and move on?

- I think it became a "he said, she said."

And, unfortunately, the girls and I were not there to see it.

Angelina and I's relationship is so rocky,

I think I automatically assumed it was her.

- Right. - Looking at it,

not the case fully,

and I did apologize to Angelina for that.

- Not true. - Come on, Mike.

- No, we were both at the opening,

and you were just stirring the pot.

- I don't think it's stirring the pot, Mike.

I think it was just me just asking

where they were and then--

- At the end of the day, it's not that serious.

- But if I tell you something-- - Sometimes we argue.

- Don't tell people my sh*t.

- Sometimes we have disagreements.

- But you go and tell Jenni my stuff right away!

- I'm leaving.

- Ooh. - Oh!

- Wait, Mike, come back.

- What the f*ck?

Next time, on part two of the reunion...

On your mark, get set, margarita.

- Oh, there goes your nail.

My first girl experience was with--

I knew it.

I used to go on dates with you.

We did go on dates.

- You guys smush?

years later and we're finding this out now.

[upbeat music]

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