07x08 - Rhinestone Cowboy

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- So I think we should talk about our fourth location.

- Nashville, we had a realtor reach out.

- I could scout with the roomies.

- Yeah. - Have you spoken to Ron?

- Do you want to invite him to Nashville?

- I think it's time. - Hell, no.

- Oh.

[tense music]

- Nashville.

- We're all worried about what's gonna happen

when Ron comes here

when, in fact, it might be something else.

Angelina definitely seems like

she's going through a lot right now.

There's problems in her relationship,

problems with her dad.

And now she has beef with Sam.

- So it's a toss up between Angelina

walking through the door or Ron walking--

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

[country rock music]

- ♪ I was born ♪

♪ On the seventh day alone ♪

- Let's take a shot or something.

- Sam has came to Nashville.

- Let's wait till after we do business.

- Sam, you can still drink with business stuff.

Of course, I want everyone to have a good time.

It's a party, /.

But this is also my business trip.

And so like, go look at a couple spots,

figure out Nashville.

And then boom, take off running with the party.

- So Vinny, we are about to be in November.

Is it about to be No Nut November?

- I am on day eight of No Nut November.

- I don't need to know when you nut and when you don't nut.

- I'm not doing that again.

However, I have been trying to pull back the porn usage.

- Good luck.

- 'Cause if I find my next gal--

- Gal?

- What are you, the natural man now?

- I want to set it up for success.

- Well, you know who is single here?

- Who? - Kristin Cavallari.

- Oh, my God.

- I think I should call Kristin.

She has a store here, and I want to go see her store.

I know she lives here.

- Oh, hey girl.

- Hey, girl.

- My friends are here. - Hi, guys.

- Hi. - Hey, what's up, Kristin?

How are you? - How are you?

- Wait, so we're in Nashville. Are you here?

Because I want to go to your store.

- No, I'm in LA. - Of course you are.

- Oh.

- I need your advice.

I want to open up a Snooki Shop here.

- Oh, my God. You % should.

- Yeah, I want to be by you.

- Please open by me.

- Is there any spots by you?

- What are you saying?

- He's just being a shithead.

- I'm so sad that you're not here.

But I'm going to go look at your store.

- Let me know how it goes. Good luck.

- All right. Bye, girl.

- All right, bye.

- Are you serious?

- Oh. [laughter]

[up-tempo rap music]

♪ ♪

- Hot in here.

Is that air on?

It's like degrees in here.

Why isn't this coming on?

That's not right.

So Nashville's coming up.

But before that, I have a show to get to.

I can't leave this like this, not working.

I have a tight schedule, and now this happened.

Come on.

- Chop's Cooling and Air Conditioning.

How can I help you?

- Hey, how are you doing?

I'm actually having an issue with my air conditioning.

I'm supposed to leave town.

It's like an emergency.

- We can be there in about minutes.

- Okay, cool. I'll sh**t you the address now.

I appreciate it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We're gonna check out a couple spots,

and I want you all to be honest with me.

I literally started The Snooki Shop

from the ground up.

I started online like years ago.

And then now, I really want my next Snooki Shop--

my fourth location, to be big enough

to where I can like, deck it out with all my stuff.

So at least like, , square feet.

I need storage, 'cause I'm not here.

- If it's meant to be, it will be.

- Obviously I want to be in a good spot.

So there's like, a lot of things on my list

that needs to be checked off.

So I hope I find a place.

[doorbell chimes]

- ♪ Do your thang ♪

♪ Gon' do your thang, do your thang ♪

all: Snooki Shop!

- Snooki is on the hunt for a location for her next store.

- We're here. - Whoo!

- First stop.

This is cute.

- With her detailed list of needs,

will Nashville have what she's looking for?

- Hey. - Hi.

- First space.

I'm gonna need you to look a little bit past

what it currently is. - Was it a strip club?

Let's go.

- What a Chooch.

- Oh. Look at this.

- Whoa.

- Wow. This is cool.

- So this space is about , square feet.

- Okay. - You could, of course,

expand further into the back.

- And how's the foot traffic here?

- So this is actually one of the routes

on the pedal taverns.

- Yeah!

[cheering]

- They're probably one block off of Broadway.

- I was in an off-Broadway play.

[crickets]

- Off-off Broadway.

- Just ignore him. - Slow clap.

Slow clap.

- There's no storage?

- There is no storage.

[buzzer blares]

The next places that we're gonna look at

definitely have storage.

- The first option was in a great location

but would require a lot of work.

- It smelled like cigarettes and old vag*na.

- Hopefully this next location smells better.

- Oh, actually, this looks kind of cute.

- No, it's like an open space.

- This is a great space.

- You have a basement?

- Ooh, basement.

- At first glance, Snooki is loving this spot--

large space, great for storage,

and doesn't smell like [...].

Unfortunately, it doesn't check off all the boxes.

- I don't know about the location.

I look out here and it just-- that's not like--

- I'm not loving that. - I don't love that.

- Yeah, I agree.

- This doesn't feel like my home,

but this space feels like my home.

- All right, well, let's head out.

- Right now, Music City is coming up short for Snooki.

So it's time to end the search and start the vacation.

all: Snooki Shop!

- ♪ Let's get this party started ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey. What's up, man?

- Chop's Air Conditioning. We talked on the phone?

- Come on in, man. Thanks for coming.

It just won't kick on.

It says error E.

Something smells a little funky in there.

This couldn't have come at the worst time.

I'm supposed to go to Portland because I have a DJ show.

Then I'm supposed to go to Nashville,

so I gotta fix this in time to get there.

Going into this vacation, there's a lot of stuff

hanging over our head.

We don't know how it's gonna go.

So my mind is spinning.

My man Ron is about to see Sam for the first time in--

I can't tell you how long, and that's the ex.

You know who wrote the note?

- Oh, yeah.

- Angelina was missing for the meeting

about telling Sam that Ron's coming.

She was too busy DM-ing football players.

Mind you, she's engaged.

And let me show you around.

You need the outside unit, right?

- Yeah.

- Don't you think it will be awkward

that you have to see your ex for the first time

in like ten years?

Not only see them, but vacation with them.

- I-- - Matter of fact,

she has a new man, kind of looks like him.

[laughs]

Isn't that awkward?

That would be awkward, right?

They haven't spoken since.

And Sammy's the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

So it's gonna be interesting.

If you want to come on to this vacation with me,

help me mediate, that'd be cool too.

You charge extra for that?

All right, I'll leave you to it.

Anything you need, I'm right inside.

- [sighs]

Finally got some peace and quiet.

I can think.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I close the deal ♪

- Here's Uncommon James.

♪ ♪

- So it's kind of like in the plaza a little bit.

- Now we are right by Kristen's store, Uncommon James.

I want to see what it looks like

and get an idea of what we're gonna do at my store.

- I like this vibe.

- This isn't an option.

- Wow. - It smells good.

- All right. So I love the colors.

Love the setup.

- Do you like this area?

- Yeah. - Okay.

You know what, I'm going to go take a walk outside

and do some more reconnaissance.

♪ ♪

Yeah, I have a feeling about this neighborhood,

that there are some hidden gems out there.

It's all about location, location, location.

We should go inside this place.

- Well, this is a restaurant.

- [chuckles]

- We have fried pickles at Sam's.

- They're the best, with chips.

- So, you know what, get me three orders of that.

The duck fat fries, the classic bacon burger.

This is the dinner before the dinner.

I don't really want to be a gavone.

Do you know what a gavone is? - I don't.

- Someone who eats too much. - Yeah.

- Now that we're away from the girls,

any predictions for when Ronald comes through the door?

- I don't think it's gonna be a fight.

I think them two just reuniting in any capacity--

- That's never happened before.

- Is a situation. - Yes.

- ♪ I drop, leaving the meetings alone ♪

♪ Be with a squeeze, I get no feelings involved ♪

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- Oh, my God. You look so good.

- Thank you.

- My new sister, Michelle-- she understands me

way better than the roomies do at this point.

So it's hard.

I have to think about a lot of things.

I know Nashville is the OG trip,

but I just don't know if I'm ready for it.

- So how's everything going with dad?

- Everything's okay.

You know, he's funny as sh*t, so--

- He's funny as f*ck. Don't get me wrong.

But then like, he's got that other side to him.

With the money thing it was just like, dude, come on.

Like what the f*ck?

The fact that you just meet somebody

and you ask like that?

That's on another level.

What my father has done, it still hurts me to this day.

I was trying to get to know him and--

- He needed his teeth done, his eyes done.

Every time I would speak to him would be something new.

It's so hurtful.

It's like I had a father, and it was taken from me again.

Like, why don't you try to get to know me

instead of asking me for money?

That really-- that put up my walls.

- He means well.

But like, he's wrong.

You know, he's definitely wrong for asking you.

No matter what.

I think in general, like, all of this is so new.

It's just still obviously a process

of getting to know him, and him obviously having

to get to know and understand you.

- The thing that also could be troublesome

is that we don't know if Angelina is coming in.

And if she is coming in, is she coming in hot?

And does she still had beef with Sam?

- It's no secret that Angelina is going through a lot,

and she doesn't really respond to anyone's texts.

At least you have Ben to help you with everything, right?

- Ben has not been home in weeks.

- And overall, Angelina's behavior

over the past couple months has definitely

had the squad on edge.

- f*ck off, Sam.

f*ck'--

You're all pussies.

Sam's back.

She can take my spot.

b*tch, I brought you in here.

I'll take you the f*ck out.

- She's the real wild card.

This one could go either way.

I don't know. - Yeah.

- h*nky-tonk.

- We're in Nashville, Mama.

- Whoo!

- What goes on in Nashville?

Drive the f*cking bull!

Ahh!

[phone whooshes]

- Angelina just texted me.

- You're lying. - Hello?

- Hello.

- Hi. - It's happening.

[tense music]

- Um, hello?

- ♪ Dressed like I'm dressed for the tube ♪

♪ Mama, I done made it ♪

♪ Let me act a fool, fool ♪

- All right.

I think that's it.

Can't forget my neck pillow.

All right.

Let's do this.

- ♪ Let me act a fool ♪

- Let me call the chooch.

- Hi, I'm probably taking an important stripper

business call.

So leave a message. Thank you.

[tone beeps]

- Yo, Chooch. It's me.

What's up, my dude?

I am on my way to Portland.

Gonna crush this gig.

Then I'm gonna meet you guys in Nashville.

Let me know what's going on.

- ♪ And on the dance floor ♪

just shaking what the Lord gave her ♪

♪ One more, she always at the bartender ♪

♪ Bottoms up, somebody buy her a drink ♪

♪ Girl, take that booty to the bank, go ♪

- I'm gonna call Daniel, 'cause he's my friend here.

He has a great story and he's going to hook us up

with like, all Nashville stuff.

- Hello, this is Daniel.

- Calm down, professional.

- My friend Daniel decks out country stars.

I mean, he's f*cking made it.

We're gonna come over,

and I want you to hook up all my besties.

- I got you, baby girl. - All right.

We'll be there in a little bit.

Bye, Uncommon James.

Thank you.

- ♪ Not to be taken light ♪

♪ Yeah, I might just drop a bag ♪

- I really outdid myself today.

- You're an animal.

- ♪ Tech savvy and the best fashion ♪

♪ If you press pause, you can see the action ♪

- How's everything else going with you

and your relationship?

- Trying to work on things right now, you know?

It's been tough.

Like, he loves the gym.

I love that he loves the gym, but it's very excessive.

Vinny works out, like, way too much.

It's like four f*cking times a day.

The f*ck are you doing in there?

You might as well put a bed up in that sh*t.

Like, what in the f*ck is going on here?

This morning he left the house at : in the morning,

and he was at the gym for f*cking four hours.

What in the f*ck are you doing?

What--what are you doing? This?

He's, like, f*cking with those wire things, the cords.

- Do you have to do that to have sex?

- [chuckles]

[squeaking]

- Babe, put your f*cking--

Babe, are you really doing that while you're hugging me?

Long story short, we're working on things.

- Okay, good.

- But then I'm like, when I first started dating him,

he wanted to have kids, he wanted to get married.

And that's where we started our relationship.

- Do you still see a wedding happening?

- We talk about it.

- Okay, that's a step.

- I mean, but then he's very short with it.

But then I'm like, well, I'm getting older.

How many eggs do I have left up in this body of mine?

- No, I get it. At the end of the day,

you don't want to be, like, old with kids.

- Well, I'm going to be f*cking with kids at this point.

- Right, no, I get it.

- And he's sitting there at years old,

f*cking working out.

I'm giving it one last shot.

If this doesn't work out with Vinny . and he doesn't like,

get his sh*t together soon,

I'm just gonna be like, here you go, doc.

Just inseminate me.

- Speaking of babies, I figured I'd bring these for you.

- Oh, my God.

- Look how tiny.

I feel like we look so much alike.

- Oh, my God. I do.

We look like twins when we were babies.

Why do you look like Nicole here?

As a baby.

- Oh, my God. - You look like Snooki!

[laughter]

- What the--

- Oh, my God.

Do you see those boots? - ♪ I get what? ♪

♪ I get dope, I get cheese ♪

♪ I get moolah, I get green ♪

- b*tch.

Jersey's here.

- She's back.

- Oh, my God.

I missed you so much.

How are you?

These are my friends, Christina, Jenny.

- Hi.

You're handsome.

- I don't know who the f*ck Daniel Diamond is,

but this guy is so fabulous.

- You said you wanted a space here.

I keep telling you like, it's the land of opportunity,

like-- - Yeah.

- I was selling jackets out of the back of my car

three years ago. - Wow.

- And now we're like the brand.

The moment you set foot here and you have your brand here--

- Yeah. - Anything can happen.

- The fact that I see him,

and he's thriving in Nashville.

I mean, this is my spot.

I want to be here.

Where the hell is Mike?

- All right, Mike, are you ready?

- All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,

Whoo, that worked out.

- Sucks that they weren't selling.

This could have been a great spot for her.

- Yeah. We got them

to sell us burgers and fries, which they did.

- So many diamonds in here for me.

I don't know who Daniel Diamond is.

Sounds like a porn star.

- Did you find a spot?

- They were not selling next door.

But they were selling fries-- - All right, Mike,

Don't take the food out on the--

- Mike, not the display.

This isn't in the army. - I know.

- This is an exquisite store.

- I'm repackaging it.

I'm repackaging it. - Oh, my God.

- I did bring back fried pickles.

You want to try one?

- I'm okay right now.

- Want a fried pickle?

You want to try duck fat fry?

- No, I don't.

You guys are the worst. You're fired.

- So why don't we get you geared up?

You have plans tonight, right? - Yes.

- Yes, we're going out.

- ♪ Country style, we gon' do it ♪

- Oh, you look like cowgirl.

Jersey cowgirl.

- ♪ Country style ♪

- Boot scootin' boogie.

- Oh, are you stripping me?

- b*tch.

You look hot.

- Howdy.

- I like it, Mike.

- You looking fire today, BDS.

Howdy. We got a situation.

Howdy.

- Oh, amazing. - Wow.

- Sam, can you take an Instagram picture?

- ♪ Country style, I'ma hustle like a man ♪

- Oh, this one's fire.

p*ssy magnet.

- Oh, look at Vinny.

- Oh.

- He likes it! - He likes it.

- That took work. I got a cramp.

- All right. We all got jackets and boots.

- So you're gonna come out tonight.

I know you have plans, but you'll meet us out later.

Now that we're all blinged out--

Ma'am.

We are ready to take on Nashville.

I mean, let's f*cking go.

Bye, love you. I'll text you.

- ♪ Love the applause, you know the money ♪

♪ The loose women pushing fast cars ♪

♪ A fallen angel who's lost ♪

- Do you know where we're going tonight?

- ♪ Something like the devil, you know right ♪

- You have really good people in your life.

- That's why when sh*t goes down, like with Angelina,

I'm not used to that as like--

- I don't think any of us are.

- I mean, guys, I was like really nice to Ang.

I don't know what the f*ck I have done to her,

and she turned on me.

So it's like, weird.

- There is still a lot of tension

with Sam and Angelina.

I don't even know if Angelina is showing up.

I haven't heard from her.

So I'm like, oh, my God, she's going through something again.

- What's your deal? - I want to go home.

- Why is she upset?

- f*ck out of here, b*tches.

Oh.

- Obviously I'm a little worried about her.

And I feel like something's going on with her.

Nashville's my trip, I want it to be fun.

So I just don't want anything to go wrong,

and now I'm stressed.

Please pray.

- I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt.

I'm not here to judge anybody, like no.

I'm going to try and become friends.

♪ ♪

- ♪ We come in and paint the town ♪

♪ We tearin' it down ♪

- We went on a shopping spree.

- These stairs are kind of difficult.

- Oh, what do you guys have in your snack pantry?

- Now we should get ready--

- Okay. - For dinner.

And you guys have to wear your new stuff.

- I didn't get anything.

- Michael, this is yours.

- Mike, you want to try it on?

- Let me at least just look at it.

- Strut your stuff, Mike.

- I just love that Mike is so down for whatever.

- Everyone has to wear their fits.

- I'm not wearing mine.

- Unlike Vinny.

[yelling]

- Lookin' nice.

- Lookin' nice.

- ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪

- Feel like this has your name written all over it.

- I'm not wearing mine.

[music slows, stops]

- ♪ Howdy, shawty, let's get rowdy ♪

♪ I can tell you the type like to party ♪

- It's heavy.

- I love these.

- Oh, my God.

- Mike, you ready to go?

- ♪ Hang on to your saddle, yeehaw ♪

[music stops]

- You look like--

- Being a Nashville spirit?

- Backstreet Boys or some sh*t.

- ♪ We played a game of cards ♪

- Wait, is it "Naeshville" or Nashville?

- Sam, are you almost ready?

- Yeah, I'm ready.

[upbeat music]

- Are you really wearing that?

- I mean, that's the plan.

- I'm gonna be embarrassed.

- Big Daddy Sitch is dressed to impress.

I see what you're putting down.

Vinny on the other hand-- the man's dressed to depress.

It's like a black cloud, to be honest with you.

- Have you spoke to Ron?

- No.

Let's get a temperature check.

- You're going to call him with that jacket on?

- Yeah, yeah.

- How are you enjoying your trip?

- I love it.

I'm having the best time ever with you guys.

- You are?

- I love Nashville, and I knew it was gonna be fun,

and I'm, like, having such a great time.

- Are you nervous for tomorrow?

- No. It's good vibes.

Don't worry about it.

I'm gonna, like, take it as it comes.

Somebody I avoided for, like, many years

and now I'm going to be spending in a house with him

for a few days. It is what it is.

I'm good.

- So unfortunately with Sam,

as much as she says that she's good--

- It was, like, so long ago.

Listen, all good vibes.

I'm actually, like, good.

- Her actual, like, body language is stiff,

but she's saying "I'm good."

- He can't crush my vibe.

Not happening. - No.

- Yeah, no.

- Hello?

- Yo.

- Yo, what up, bro?

- What up, fam?

- You excited?

- I know you're good.

So fully moved on.

I'm actually more concerned for the other side.

- Are you nervous that you may be

in the same vicinity as the ex-girlfriend?

- Nobody wants to see your f*cking ex ever.

But I'm good.

- Okay.

- And if it gets overwhelmed--

- Then I'll bounce.

- I feel bad for him.

I feel bad for her.

- Have fun tonight.

Be safe, and I'll see you tomorrow.

- All right, bye.

- Don't leave early.

- We'll see. [laughs]

- I feel like the divorced kid in the marriage.

- I can't get over this jacket still.

- Word?

Really? - Yeah.

Let me get the girls' opinion first.

- Whoa. - Whoa.

- Chef's kiss.

- Who is that handsome devil?

- Oh. Vinny, where's yours?

- And Vinny is giving f*cking ultimate Chooch.

- I have an announcement.

I just spoke to Ronald.

He's excited to come, and he's looking forward

to rebuilding relationships with us.

- Did he bring up Sam?

- I did bring up Sam. - Why?

- How'd I bring it up?

- You were like, are you nervous

that your ex-girlfriend is going to be here?

- Oh, my God. - You said that?

- That's not stirring the pot. That's really--

- Call him out, Sam.

- Bro, you always stir the pot.

- If you don't stir the pot, the sauce will burn.

- Yeah.

- Mike, don't be messy.

- I'm not being messy.

I was trying to look out.

I was really just trying to manage expectations--

- Well, there's no need for it.

- Okay.

- Did you talk to Angelina?

- Oh, hell no.

- I'm going to call Angelina and see what's happening.

- Put her on speaker.

- The person you're trying to reach is not available.

- I can call her.

[line trilling]

- Call has been forwarded to voicemail.

- I don't know why we call her if she never answers.

- Angelina definitely worries me.

Her not picking up the phone is actually on brand.

She don't pick up anybody.

- Why do we always call her?

- ♪ We crank it up ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ We crank it up ♪

- Let's go b*tches!

all: Hitting the town!

- [in Southern accent] We're Nashville,

and we're gonna f*cking k*ll it tonight.

- f*cking k*ll it.

[overlapping chatter]

♪ ♪

- Sam had reaction when it came to Ronnie

being like, he's on his way.

- They just gotta do it.

Like, they just gotta be together.

And then just move forward.

- Yeah, I agree.

- ♪ 'Scuse me, 'scuse me, gotta get by ♪

- Oh, that's cool.

It's like a movie theater.

- Cinema.

- ♪ Saw a girl I wanna holler at ♪

- Wow.

- This is cool.

- I am obsessed with this dinner.

The ambiance of like, an old time cinema.

It's giving, like, good vibes, and I am here for it.

- I love that you're wearing this, Mike.

- Vinny, your windbreaker looks amazing.

- [laughs]

- Oh, you do? Thank you.

Because Vinny said he didn't like it.

- We all have our things.

[thunder crackles]

- We got a bread board.

Vinny, would you like some bread?

[upbeat dance music]

- This is great broccolini.

[slide whistle]

- Oh, God.

I'm a hot mess.

Where'd it go?

I lost it.

- Well, good luck with that.

- You'll find it when you go to bed.

[laughter] - It's just gone.

- Let me see. - I don't know.

Where did it go?

I'm just gonna wait.

- Deena, man.

- I lost a mashed potato.

I'm not really sure where my potatoes went.

- I think it's in your crotch. - [laughs]

[phone whooshes]

- Giovanna's texting me.

- When she's sweet, she's so sweet.

When she's mean, she's mean.

- I feel like I was like, a little sh*t

when I was young.

- I can't believe I'm having a third.

- I can't believe you are either.

- I'm so excited for you. - I love it.

- Right now I'm like, in love

with the fact of, like, Romeo,

like, runs full speed in the kitchen like,

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy."

It's like, the most amazing feeling.

- Enjoy it. - It's priceless.

- Enjoy it. It's gonna go by so fast.

- Yeah.

- Lorenzo's like, "Go away, Mom."

And if I hug him he's like, "Get off me, Mom."

- I was never like that with my mom.

I can't relate.

I am proud to be a mama's boy.

Everyone knows Paula is an amazing woman

and, you know, nothing wrong with, like, loving your mom.

Bye, mom. Stop crying.

- All right. - Bye.

Yeah, I have trouble being away from home,

like any traditional Italian kid, you know what I mean?

- More stuffed peppers?

- Vinny, you are lucky to have a mother like this.

- Lasagna? - Yeah.

I'm going to give you a treat.

- I have my cheat meal on Sunday.

- Oh, I can't believe it's Sunday.

- I would love them to be as loving, always,

up until they're --

what are you, ?

- Mm-hmm.

- Maybe they will be. - I hope so.

- I get why the girls really want

their kids to be mama's boys.

But you also got to be careful, too, because you know,

you don't want your sons to be too attached to their mother.

- So you love me so much 'cause

I remind you of your mother? - How dare you.

I don't care if Angelina compared

herself to Kim Kardashian.

Do not ever compare yourself to my mother.

[phone whooshes]

- Angelina just texted me.

- You're lying. - What?

- "Hey, I'm coming tomorrow.

Just letting you guys know."

- Hmm.

How is this even gonna play out?

- You just don't know what you're gonna get.

- Exactly.

- It's very unpredictable.

- It's sort of like, left field.

- Ang is definitely going through a lot

of stress at home.

And there definitely was erratic behavior

the last time we were all together.

- Like, what happened today and then, eh, all this.

And then like, I can't--

I can't relate. I can't relate.

I can't relate. - What's happening?

- I'm like, in this twilight zone.

- Like, it was like, up and down.

- f*ck off, Sam.

- What?

- I got you guys, the girls, girl necklaces.

- You didn't have to buy presents.

- Like, you didn't know which Angelina

you were going to get.

She definitely hasn't been herself.

- Wow, so everybody's coming tomorrow.

- Fun.

- What a sin, Sam.

- It's so fun.

- I definitely feel bad for Sam.

There is still a lot of tension with Angelina.

And then on top of that, Ron coming,

like, a lot of anxiety.

You don't know how it's gonna go.

It's just a lot right now.

- My two favorite people.

It's gonna be a great day.

- Oh, God, Sam.

- We got your back.

- It's going to be a great day.

- ♪ Small town boy in a local park ♪

♪ Never been me near no Central Park ♪

♪ Stay away from the city ♪

- Angelina's texting me.

"Hey, I'm coming tomorrow. Just letting you guys know."

I asked, when does your flight land?

"-something a.m."

- Just found out Angelina is coming,

and I have a ton of concerns, to be honest with you.

The only thing I can say about her is

that we're worried about her.

We obviously do care for her.

We've known her for a long time.

And maybe you could sit her down

and everybody could go around the room.

And you were just telling somebody

how their behavior has--

- Impacted our life.

- Yeah, all of us.

- Like at some point, we all gotta band together

and say something.

- Just lay it all out there for her.

- I'm not looking forward to it.

- We're all concerned with Angelina's behavior.

All right, I'm ready.

- So I am all for having a conversation with Angelina.

But I very much think it's dependent

on how she comes into Nashville.

- If you have, like, a talk with someone like that,

there's a very, very big possibility that

she's gonna come in hot.

But if you say something nice and then also say

how her behavior has affected you,

that person has no choice but to be like,

wow, you know, all these people do care for me.

- If we have a conversation with Angelina, I'm all for it.

But I'm not sure if she'll be able to sit there

and listen and rebuild relationships with people.

- So let's have fun tonight,

and then we'll deal with that tomorrow.

- I'm not sure if she's able to take accountability.

I just feel like it's gonna be a trickier situation.

Definitely easier said than done.

- Oy vey.

- Oh! - Whoo!

- Oh, my God. [laughter]

- What was that?

- You got all wet, Sam.

- I stepped on a water bottle.

- Did you sh*t your pants?

- There apparently is a f*cking open water bottle.

And this sh*t shoots up like a f*cking rocket

in my face, and I am drenched.

- Sammy squirted.

She squirted everywhere. - Eww.

- ♪ I don't really care about nothin' ♪

♪ I'm so sorry ♪

- Portland, make some noise for DJ Pauly D!

[wild cheering]

[intense electronic music playing]

♪ ♪

- I have been crushing my tour.

DJ Pauly D has been in pretty much

every single state this year.

And just doing my thing in between these vacations.

I'm really excited for Nashville

with Ron and Sam in the building.

It's gonna be a movie.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Put your hands in the air ♪

♪ You know what it is to the people, quit playin' ♪

- Daniel Diamond.

Sir, where are you? - He's out.

- Are you gonna meet us? - Where are you going?

Which spot? I'll go there.

- We're going to Tootsie's, b*tch.

- Daniel is another meatball.

He knows exactly where to go.

He knows all the good spots.

Look at these f*cking boots.

Thank you Daniel Blings.

- Daniel's Diamonds. [laughs]

[snorts]

- Let's get Daniel here

so then we can have a meatball night.

- I'll come there. I'll come find you.

- Thanks, sir. - Please come.

- ♪ Yeah, high heels ♪

- h*nky Tonk.

- This is like the real strip right here.

- Welcome to Nashville, D.

- Tootsie's is like the number-one bar

that everyone goes to when they go to Nashville.

So of course, it's like, packed with people.

Welcome to Nashville, Mama.

It's such a vibe.

- It reminds me of New Orleans.

- I mean, Nashville--I love it.

I love a good Nashville!

Come on down, h*nky Tonk!

That's where the h*nky Tonk is.

- I look in the corner of her eyes

and I could tell that she's getting really drunk,

and so is Deena.

They're, like, slurring words.

- They look so much fun!

- I would like a drink.

[laughing]

- I'm ready.

It was a long day, and tomorrow is

gonna be another crazy day.

And I'm like, it's probably best for me

to go back to the house.

- Do you want to leave?

- Yeah, I'm ready.

- Do you want to leave or you want to say?

- I'm staying. - Same.

- I don't know what kind of dumpster fire

tomorrow is going to be.

So I just want good vibes only.

If you want to stay with us, you can.

- Nah.

- Everybody wants to go home.

Boring.

- I love you. - Love you!

- Bye!

- I love you guys.

- Go home.

Go to bed.

Let the meatballs roll.

Can we play now?

- ♪ Hit 'em with a little bit of high-grade fever ♪

♪ Give it but you gotta get the hot straight rhythm ♪

- Feel like my choice of outfit tonight was a success.

- With the tassels?

- Unfortunately, Vinny didn't think so.

- Mike has enough tassels on for the both of us.

- [laughs]

- Hey, Mama. I love that.

- Well, well, well.

- Yay!

- Aw. - We just miss our friends.

- How do you like Nashville?

- Love it!

- My friend Daniel is here.

I feel like we're in meatball mode right now.

[loud electronic music playing]

- Ahh!

♪ ♪

[screams]

- He licked it.

Ew.

But I mean, what?

[laughs]

What goes on in Nashville?

- No, no, but she's me.

- We can literally, like, read each other's eyes.

- Do it, go. - All right.

Think of something.

- Okay.

[mystical music playing]

♪ ♪

- Stop!

All right. Let's get going to the next place.

- What kind of party are you looking for?

- We're riding a bull.

- Let's enjoy Nashville, b*tch.

[country music]

- Yes!

- I want to go in there! Whoo!

- I knew Deena would love Nashville

because there's so much sh*t going on.

- How fun is this?

- I want to go in there.

- Deena is trying to go into every single bar.

- I want to go in there.

I want to go there.

I want to go there.

- b*tch, I'm trying to bring you to this place that

has music, a band, and a bull.

- Deena!

Deena!

Deena. No.

Deena, we're going to get arrested.

Let's keep going. - I'll go there?

- No, no.

Oh, my God.

Stay the course.

b*tch.

Stay the course.

- That's my music!

I want to go there. - We can.

Just stay in line.

We're in meatball mode right now.

Like, I'm ready to get drunk.

Deena is ready.

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

This is gonna be a crazy meatball night.

- ♪ Everybody come alive ♪

♪ I can feel my body come alive ♪

- It is cold as a b*tch here.

- It's happening.

- Hello?

- Switching seats?

- Come over here.

- What are you guys doing?

[tense music]

- ♪ You'll see us on the streets ♪

♪ As everybody say ♪

♪ We're going to have a good time ♪

- : a.m. right now.

- I'm exhausted.

- You guys know that tomorrow,

everything's gonna change, right?

- Oh, here we go. - All right.

- All right, good night.

- We're done with the conversation.

- Okay, all right, all right, all right.

I'm just saying. - Good night, Jenny.

- I am ready to call it a night.

But I'm hoping that the meatballs make it out alive.

Good night. - Good night.

[country music]

- Ahh!

I need one more drink.

♪ ♪

- We're going to the club.

- I want a drink first.

[fanfare plays]

- Can I have a shot?

- The bull looks crazy.

[cow moos]

And I'm like, oh, my God.

If I'm going to ride this bull, I need a shot.

- Are you a double?

- Because I got this.

- Let's ride the f*cking bull!

I'm gonna k*ll it.

I don't know.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- How embarrassing.

Get me on.

Maybe we can stay on together.

Slay!

- Hey!

- Taking the bull by the horn.

♪ ♪

Let's freaking go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- One more time!

Why when I watch it on movies and stuff

the people are going so slow and nice?

[screams]

♪ ♪

- Before we go to bed, one last thing.

It's a big day tomorrow.

- Okay. If it goes sideways,

everything will blow up

and there might not be anything left.

♪ ♪

- I am not giving up.

I feel all right.

I am riding this fricking bull.

I'm actually doing pretty good.

- Yes, that!

Get its head!

It is very hard.

- That's f*cked up.

♪ ♪

Ahh!

- Are you guys gonna take us seriously?

- I think it's bedtime.

- We got to go to bed. Mwah.

- I'll see you later. - Love you.

- Honestly, I'm feeling drunk.

And Deena's wasted right now.

- Why can't we have fun there?

- I'm tired.

We had a long freaking day.

I'm done. I'm out.

- This is how you got arrested.

- Shut up.

- You're like, oh, look at you getting arrested.

- You're gonna fall. - All right.

Too late.

[suspenseful music]

- You're going right to your room.

- No, I'm not going to bed.

You have me up now.

You b*tch.

What a fun time.

I did the--

- Are you Angelina? - No.

- I'm drunk.

No, I'm drunk.

- I'm here, b*tch.

- Yes.

- See, no.

I'm done.

I'm, like, too drunk for this.

- What do you want?

- Honestly, just go to bed.

- Shut the f*ck up.

- All right. So follow me.

- ♪ I like to wake up, make money ♪

♪ Get turnt, then call it a day ♪

- [indistinct]

The lights are too bright.

- ♪ It's goin' down like a hammer, striking lit ♪

♪ Eye to eye with the danger, see you in red ♪

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- What up, family? Where you at?

- I'm in the room next door to you,

where you left me last night.

- Want me to come over there?

- Yeah, yeah.

I got something on my mind, man.

I haven't been able to sleep all night.

Man, you got here quick. - Yeah.

There was no traffic.

It's crazy day today.

- I don't know what's gonna happen with Ron and Sam, like--

- It's "Jersey Shore" history.

- There's a lot of X factors going on right now.

You know, Ronnie's gonna show up.

But also, Angelina is a big X factor.

- I wouldn't mind if Angelina just

got here first so that that could just be like, settled.

- Hi, Mom.

- Hi, honey.

How's it going?

- Good.

It's been really fun so far.

Today might be a crazy day, but we'll see.

Obviously, there's going to be some visitors coming.

One has beef with me.

The other has been out of my life for, what,

seven years now, eight years?

I don't even know.

I'm trying to figure out

how am I gonna get through this.

- Call me tomorrow.

- I'll call you and fill you in.

- Listen, if she comes in positive,

and she's a positive vibe, you know,

maybe we can, you know, continue to move forward.

But if she comes in hot and she's negative

and she wants to attack somebody, you know,

it's really just the straw that

broke the camel's back at that point.

- There's definitely not gonna be a shortage

of her acting hot and negative at some point.

- ♪ I ain't taking prisoners ♪

♪ I ain't taking prisoners ♪

- I'm here. Nashville.

It's a party city, right?

- It is.

- Wonderful! - Yeah.

- I'm here to have a fun time 'cause it's been hard, man.

Right now I'm going through it.

I mean, I don't even know how to start.

Like, it's just been like, hard, mentally for me.

- So what about the drinks?

I like margaritas.

Maybe I could drink a seltzer and club.

Don't want to get too rowdy, you know?

- Well--[laughs]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I ain't taking prisoners ♪

- ♪ Tell me what you got ♪

♪ What you got? What you got? ♪

♪ What you got? What you got? ♪

♪ What you got? What you got? ♪

- Don't want to get too rowdy, you know?

-♪ What you got? What you got? ♪

♪ What you got? What you got? ♪

♪ What you got? What you got? ♪

♪ Tell me what you got ♪

- What the hell you doing?

- Nothing, man.

They seem to have a nicer pantry than we do.

You guys have a nicer pantry than I do.

- So you're stealing our snacks?

- You're stealing it?

- I was trying, but it didn't work.

- I'm actually starving.

So if you open a bag, I'll eat it.

- Everybody is on their way here.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Could be an eventful day today. - Great.

- I know.

- Ronnie's coming today.

- Okay.

- Wow.

That was a bit abrasive.

- Like, I think he thinks he's funny.

Like, look at his little smirk. - No, no.

- He thinks he's funny, but--

- He thinks he's hysterical.

- Snarky.

- The real joke of the matter is that he's actually

trying to tell a joke.

- Like a doo-doo-doo.

- Yeah.

- A little douchey.

- But I think Vinny's jokes could

potentially be a problem.

- I kind of just say the things that everyone

is, like, making a big deal out of to make it less awkward.

- I think you think you're funny, but--

- I mean, I literally was trying to help you Sam,

but I'll stop.

Sam, jumping down my throat.

I think like, she's a little bit on edge.

All right, whatever.

Big day today, guys.

- Good morning.

- Hey, girls.

- Hey, D. Good morning.

- Am I Kim Kardashian being minutes late to an event?

- Uh-huh. - Sorry.

- It's a big day today.

You know, we could have a smooth sea today.

- Smooth sea? - Yes.

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor,

but I think there's positive vibes only.

We did have that conversation last night about Angelina,

how we're worried about her.

But I'll be honest with you, I think

we should wait a beat on that, and I think

we should just have a positive mental attitude today.

If it does go sideways, we will have

a very supportive, loving conversation that

we're sort of worried about her.

That's all. - We'll see.

- ♪ If you want to take the crown, you need to level up ♪

♪ If you want to get down, you need to level up ♪

- If there's any funny business that goes on,

I'm gonna walk the other way.

♪ ♪

We're going.

Gonna put my jacket on.

- I feel like she's gonna look at me first.

- Switching seats?

- I'm coming over here.

- I haven't heard from Angelina since East Side.

We don't speak.

She never talks to me.

- Like you sit on the-- - Oh.

- I'm not sitting over there. - No, I'm genuinely--

f*ck, I don't want her to know what type of--

I really don't know what will happen

when Angelina walks into the house.

I have no idea.

- It is cold as a b*tch here.

I feel chill right now.

I'm not walking in hot; I'm walking in chill as f*ck.

So if anybody else wants to be a d*ck, that's on them.

- It's happening. - It's happening.

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hey.

- Hi.

♪ ♪

- Um, hello?

- Everything's good?

- Living my life.

- Yeah.

[yelling]

- Do you have pinot grigio?

- Hey, do we have b*tch wine?

- I love Nashville this time of year.

- Guys. - Oh.

- Have a little announcement.

- Ron is on his way.

- Awkward.