07x09 - Music City Meatballs

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- I just spoke to Ronald.

And he's excited to come.

- Nobody wants to see your [muted] ex ever.

- We don't know if Angelina is coming in.

Angelina definitely seems like she's going through

a lot right now.

There's problems in her relationship,

problems with her dad.

And now she has beef with Sam.

- I am on my way to meet you guys in Nashville.

Let's do this.

- What's happening? - Hello?

- Hello?

[tense music]

[upbeat electronic music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm a queen, I'm the queen round here ♪

♪ She a queen ♪

♪ My world, my sphere ♪

♪ I'm a queen, I'm the queen round here ♪

So here I am in Nashville for a vacation

with these, uh, roomies of mine.

We're going.

I gotta put my jacket on.

Obviously, I'm late.

I had a lot going on, but I'm sure

that I'll hear something from somebody.

We'll see how things go.

And--and that's it.

- ♪ She a queen ♪

♪ My ride, I steer ♪

- What's happening?

Hello?

- Hello? both: Hey.

- Hey. - Hi.

- What's happening?

[tense music]

- Oh, my God.

Um, hello?

- I know Angelina does not like me.

So I really don't know what will happen

when Angelina walks into the house.

I have no idea.

- How's everybody? - Hello.

I like the glasses. - Oh, thank you.

- Hi. - Hi.

- This is weird.

I don't know what to believe right now with Angelina.

She's giving, like, good vibes.

But, like, I don't know. I'm just--I'm worried.

- Glasses too? Oh, no.

- Oh, sh*t! - Are you drunk?

- No, it was the f*cking-- this thing pulled up.

Oh, my God, I'm not even drunk yet.

- Hi, Angelina. - Are you sure?

- She's hugging everyone, even Sam.

And I'm not saying what she's doing is bad at all.

It's just not giving, like, the normal Angelina vibes.

- Ange, what's going on with you?

We haven't seen you since--

what was it, is it Seaside? - Yeah.

- Jets. - Yeah, what's going on?

Oh, was is Jets?

Everything's good? - Yeah.

- Yeah? Okay. - Same old, you know?

Living my life. - Okay.

The last time we saw Angelina, there was a different vibe.

- f*ck outta here, b*tches! - Oh.

- Peace out.

- She's dippin'. - Oh, yeah.

- f*ck all you m*therf*ckers.

- And now Angelina's being very quick, evasive.

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

And that's when you know you not fine.

But you're good? - I'm good.

- Okay, good. You seem a bit guarded.

- No. - A little bit.

- I'm great. - Okay, good. All right.

- My vibes are great. - Okay, good.

- Boobs are so big today.

Think I'm getting my period. - Same.

Are you getting your period?

- I'm hungry. No. I'm hungry.

I want some chicken tendies.

- All right, let's get outta here.

- All right, boys and girls, let's ride out.

- Yeah, we might have to split up.

- Do you want me to go with Mike and Vinny?

- I don't care. - Yeah, come, Sam.

- Can I just go in the back? - Yeah, can you?

- I always just f*cking go in the back.

- You wh*res.

- Come in here. - Why'd you guys leave me?

- What did you think of the vibes?

- It was weird.

I mean, like, underneath the glasses,

I felt like she was looking at me like she's coming for me.

- It was weird. - Honestly, I don't know

what's gonna happen with Ange, but I'm like,

I wanna get everyone in a good mood.

I wanna go to lunch.

I need my Bloody Mary.

I found a really good spot in Nashville

to break the tension,

and I think all the roomies are gonna love it.

- ♪ I wanna break this cage ♪

♪ I'm gonna break, I'm gonna break ♪

♪ I'm gonna break these chains ♪

- Let's go, b*tches.

I want a margariter.

- Wait, what is happening?

- Hi. - Hi.

- It's okay.

You can rub it for luck if you want to.

both: Oh, my God. - [laughs] Stop.

- So we are going to eat some d*ck today.

Welcome to d*ck's. - Yes.

- Is this where they're dicks to us?

- It's a restaurant where they're--

- Welcome to d*ck's Last Resort!

- [screams]

- It's a restaurant where they're mean to you.

- Y'all shut up. - [laughs]

Oh, my God.

- Vinny, you would be so good here.

- I know.

- Do you have pinot grigio?

- Hey, do we have b*tch wine?

[light laughter] - Oh.

I'll try the big di--[laughs] - [shushing]

- I would actually like to work here.

- Can Vinny do a shift right now?

- Let's go. Let's get you a shirt.

- Oh, my gosh, you should.

Vinny can be his actual self here.

- Gimme another f*cking seltzer.

Oh, f*ck you. [laughter]

- Do you guys like meat?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

So we got a deal going on.

We got our d*ck's Big d*ck Challenge right here.

- Ooh. [angelic harmonizing]

- If you can handle it,

you get your picture on the wall.

And you get a T-shirt. - Do it, Mike. Mike!

- You have to eat two large steaks...

- I got it.

- Mike can eat.

- One -inch wiener...

[laughter]

- A macho nacho appetizer...

- I got it. - Mike, there's no way.

- One house salad...

- I'm starving and scared.

- A double portion of cheddar mashed potatoes...

- I got it. I got it. - ♪ Level up ♪

- No. - A double order of broccoli.

- ♪ Level up ♪ - Mike.

Do you wanna die? Like, you're gonna have a heart attack.

- Hey, you guys think this guy can take

the Big Meat Challenge?

[together] Mike! Mike! - bucks.

Who's taking the bet? [together] Mike! Mike! Mike!

- My wife tells me...

- Can you do it? - I can do it.

For most people, the challenge might stop them

for the rest of their life.

Can you add chicken tendies to that?

- It's your death.

- Not me. You know what I'm saying?

- Oh, my God. - What does that say?

- "I wish my d*ck was as big as my ego."

- Perfect.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- [laughs]

- "I shave my p*ssy."

- What is it? - Look at me.

- "I shave my p*ssy."

Oh, my God.

- What does it say, as*h*le?

- "Taken more loads than a garbage truck."

[laughter] - Yeah, that is true.

- "I came all the way to Nashville,

and all I got was a mouth full of d*ck's."

both: Whoa!

- I went in the deep, dark valleys of the Internet.

- Oh. [laughter]

- "Ron made out with two girls."

- Who wrote the note? You two.

all: Oh!

- I am the greatest! - Oh, my God.

Vinny, you ready for your first day of training?

- Yeah. - Oh, no.

- Yes, Vin!

- Be a d*ck. You got it.

- I kinda can get behind this.

- Ladies and gentlemen, we got a guest server

today at d*ck's Last Resort.

- I'm a d*ck all day long.

f*ck you.

f*ck all of you.

I do this sh*t for free.

I didn't know people get paid for it.

- So you have a brand-new server today.

- What's up, assholes?

[laughter, cheering]

Welcome to d*ck's.

Where you guys from?

- Miami. - Miami!

- f*ck all those places.

[laughter]

- The guy looks so pissed off.

Vinny, you're gonna get your a*s kicked.

- What do you wanna drink?

- Coors Light?

- Sure, Grandma.

- [laughs]

- All right.

- Y'all make some noise for Vinny!

Get outta here. You're fired.

We're not supposed to cuss. - Who cares?

- He's gonna move here and work here.

- Vinny, that was so good.

- Yes, guys, being a d*ck is in my blood.

- [laughs]

- All right, ladies and gentlemen.

- Whoo! - What's happening? Go Mike!

- We have d*ck's Big Meat Challenge.

Our contender today is Mike "The Situation."

[cheering]

- Ay!

- You're a failure!

[cheering]

- Don't eat the carbs.

- I'm so full.

- Mm, mm, mm.

- KO.

[dramatic classical music]

- No!

♪ ♪

[music distorts sadly]

- We've got one -inch dog, plate of nachos,

two -ounce New York strips,

two broccolis, two mashed potatoes,

and one Caesar salad.

- Where my chicken tendies at?

- Why do you wanna add more food to the mix?

- They're coming.

That's not part of the challenge.

- Okay, okay. - You've got one hour.

The time starts in--

all: Five, four, three, two, one!

[cheering]

- Go Mike!

Mike! Mike!

- Mike, we're not helping you.

- We all know Mike at this point.

He doesn't eat a lot.

He just eats a lot of choices.

- These nachos are good.

Ooh, the mashed potatoes are good.

-inch wiener, it's pretty good.

Medium rare.

- Homeboy is not winning this.

- I don't know, Mike. It doesn't look like you put

a dent in that right now. - I know.

- Eating those two steaks alone would be a lot,

just the two steaks. - Yeah.

- There's no way he's gonna be able to complete this.

- I'm waiting for my tendies to get here.

- And if he does, like,

he's gonna end up, like, in a hospital.

- You have to eat the wiener.

- The wiener might be too large for me.

- So then are you taking the L?

[dramatic music]

- I just got my energies.

It's time to level up.

I'm not done yet. - All right.

- Give me all your broccoli.

It's very apparent to me.

Mike, he can't finish this, like, Big d*ck Challenge.

- Whew.

- Mike, can I put your wiener in my hat?

Give it to me.

He needs my help to f*cking cheat.

- We're gonna win.

- Three minutes!

- We're gonna finish it.

- ♪ I get it, I get it ♪

- I'm not cheating. - [laughs]

- When did you eat the steak?

- He was f*cking gobbling them down.

- There's no I in team. We're about to finish this.

- On the count of three.

One, two, three!

[cheering]

- Mike "The Situation"

has completed the Big Meat Challenge!

[cheering]

- God is good.

God is good.

- I just landed in Nashville.

I have no idea where I'm going.

- Let's also get into the Ron factor of it all.

- Sammi's just kind of been here in limbo.

- Holy sh*t.

- Ange, just call Ron, see where he's at.

- This is totally uncomfortable.

Going on a vacation with your ex is not ideal.

- Guys, Ron is on his way.

- Awkward!

- ♪ I am a liar ♪

♪ I am a thief ♪

- Let's do five big sips.

Come on, five big sips.

One, two, three.

- ♪ I'm a rebel ♪

- Oh.

- So full.

- You wish it was that big.

- Nah, that would be crazy.

- Sure.

[gentle music]

- Yeah. - Yeah? Oh, nice. Congrats.

I know how hard it is. both: Yeah.

- For me, there's no other way because I'm that crazy.

- Yeah.

- A year? God bless.

- Damn. minutes?

A lot of the time, people come up to me and tell me

these really personal stories

because of the release of my book.

This is my story about how I overcame addiction.

I'm eight years clean and sober,

living my best life and teaching others to do the same.

It definitely gets me all in my feels

to see people go through their struggles.

And they look towards me for the light.

If you're going through recovery,

you guys are-- you're a warrior.

You know, you have strength inside, you know?

And just don't give up on yourself.

All right? - Amen to that.

- And in my dark times, I used to pray

that my life story would be someone else's survival guide.

And now it is.

I'm so full.

- All right, b*tches, this was fun.

Now we're gonna go on a pontoon!

- Yes! - Cheers to a boat.

- Cheers! - Boats and h*s.

- Cheers!

- ♪ Show me what you got ♪

♪ What you got, what you got ♪

- Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro.

- God bless. Don't give up, man.

One day at a time.

- I'm never eating again.

- Oh, my Jesus. - I'm so full.

- We're gonna go see Nashville from the water.

Such a good view of the city.

And plus, there's drinks. - Madame.

- And there's gonna be nice games and stuff.

So I think everybody's gonna love it.

Get off my duster! - All right.

- Frank, shut the door.

- ♪ Yeah, I see my reflection in your pupils ♪

♪ Eyeing me like I'm your savior, hallelujah ♪

- So full.

Yo, Vin, man, I ate way too much.

I know myself, and if I also go out on a boat,

it's just not a good idea.

I feel like I need to... uh, unpack.

[wheezes]

- Wait, someone's-- Mike's calling me.

- Hello.

I wanted to say that I don't think

it's a good idea that I go on this boat right now.

I'm really not feeling good. I think I ate too much.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah, right.

- Wow. - Cool.

- Nice cop-out. - Thanks, Mike.

- ♪ My crazy side ♪

♪ Gonna take you ♪

- Thank you. My goodness.

- Oh, man.

- I feel like I'm walking sideways.

- Welcome to the Pontoon Saloon.

- Party's here!

- All right, "Jersey Shore."

How we feeling today? Make some noise.

Welcome to the Pontoon Saloon!

- Are you ready to party?

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

- I feel like I just gained, like, five pounds in that meal.

- You definitely did. Yeah, bro, you ate a lot.

- Damn. All right.

Lemme just go in the bathroom.

♪ ♪

[toilet flushes]

I'll be honest with you, I kinda know myself.

- Yeah.

- And I'm gonna get hungry pretty soon.

- Are you hungry again?

- Well, listen, we just had lunch.

- Yeah. - Obviously, we're human.

We're gonna need dinner soon.

Pauly's coming. - Mm-hmm.

- Ronnie's coming.

- Family dinner time?

- Sausage and peppers.

- Chicken cutlets? - Chicken cutlets.

All right, all right, all right, let's get it.

Let's get it. Let's get it.

- ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

- Can I drive the boat?

- No-- - Deena, don't crash us.

- Oh, sh*t, Deena's driving. - Beep-beep!

[horn honks]

- Oh, my God. - All right.

- Oh, my song!

I'm gonna have to leave the wheel.

[laughter]

- How are y'all doing today? - Good.

Have you ever played flip cup before?

It will require a little bit of drink in your cup,

but it's called musical flip cup.

- Oh, I'm a champ.

I have been a champ of musical flip cup.

I'm like, oh, sh*t. I got this.

I love flip cup. - Oh, I'm so nervous.

- [screams] I hate this.

- I'm gonna throw up. Oh, sh*t.

- Boom, there it is right there.

- b*tch! - You're out!

- Angelina, you're out.

- f*ck. - Loser!

♪ ♪

- I have vodka left.

- [screams] Jenni just got it!

- Oh, Sammi.

- At least I'm not the first one out.

- Jenni has nothing in her cup.

- I had a double shot of tequila, h*.

- That's true.

f*ck!

- Ooh, crazy.

- Let's go, you f*cking dirty stay-out b*tch.

- Get away from me.

- Come on!

- Yes!

- [screams]

I am a champ, like I said.

- Meatball! - Let's go!

[light percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Some nice-looking sausages.

- That's what she said.

[duck quacking] Your phone.

- Oh, sh*t.

Yo, Uncle Ron. - Oh, it's Ronnie.

Maybe he's here. - Uncle Ron in the building.

He's probably here.

Where you at?

- I had to do something with Ariana today.

She wanted me to bring her to a birthday party.

I'ma come tomorrow, though, %.

- Okay. - I just wanted to call

and give you the heads-up.

- All right, man, can't wait to see you, man.

- Peace. - All right, peace.

- I don't know. Maybe he's second-guessing it

because he's worried about coming to see Sammi

for the first time and, like, how is this gonna go?

- Positive vibes, man. - Yeah.

I thought we were gonna have a family dinner, though.

- I mean, technically, it is still a family dinner,

you know? It will be a party of nine tomorrow.

We've been waiting for this moment for quite a while,

but I'm sure Sam doesn't mind that...[laughs]

That Ron has called and said that it's delayed.

I know Sam may have dodged a b*llet for another hours,

but Ron is on his way, you know?

So it's a wait and see.

- ♪ I'm not crazy ♪

- We're gonna be wasted for dinner.

Oh, guys, that's where we rode the bull last night.

- Acme? - Yeah.

- This is our picture spot we normally do

with that background.

- Whoo!

[laughter]

- I'ma throw up.

- Really? - Where'd Jenni go?

- Mm.

I just burped up vomit.

- Ew.

- It's my last night.

- Oh, that's right.

- No, 'cause CJ has a specialist appointment.

So he's not growing.

He's growing, but not to where he should be.

CJ, he's not growing on, I guess,

the range he's supposed to be growing.

And that worries me a little because we just wanna

make sure he doesn't have celiac.

Chris has celiac disease.

So you can't eat gluten, and if you eat gluten,

your bones don't absorb nutrients.

- Oh, okay, okay.

- So it causes you not to grow.

And it's, like, better to catch it early.

- You can do more.

- We can fix his diet and everything,

and then we won't have to worry about that.

So we're just gonna go to the doctor

and make sure everything is good with CJ

and, you know, we get everything taken care of.

- I'm so sorry.

I mean, I feel like it's gonna be a great--

I--like, I just see it, like, positivity.

- Yeah, it'll be fine.

Regardless, it'll be fine. - Yeah.

- And it's nice just having, like, a normal convo

with Angelina because I feel like the last trip,

things were just so off with her.

So it's nice that I was able to fill her in what was going on.

- No, I think something's happened

because I know Ron's coming.

- Yeah. - And--

- Hi, h*s. - Hi.

We were talking about the boys,

and we feel like-- - They're being shady.

- We're trying to figure out what's happening.

- Oh, well, obviously for obvious reasons.

- Yeah. - I think Ron's coming.

- I don't really give a sh*t at this point.

- Well, Sam and Ron had

a tumultuous, volatile relationship

back in , ', and '.

- Yeah. But I want more.

You're not like most girls that I meet.

- You lied to me.

- I'm not proud of what I did.

- I know that Sam's saying she doesn't wanna make

a big deal out of it, but she's clearly

going through so many emotions right now.

- Yeah, let's rip the Band-Aid off and then let's go rage.

This might be a dirty night. - You think?

Are we embarrassing? We're sorry.

- They're like, "Get off." - This was fun. Thank you.

- Hurry up, meatballs. You can't take them anywhere.

- Oh, my God. - Come on.

- I'm peeing my pants.

- I liked the pontoon thing.

- ♪ Show me what you got ♪

♪ What you got, what you got, what you got ♪

- Let me call this chooch and see where I'm going.

- Yo. - Yo, what's up?

I just landed in Nashville. I have no idea where I'm going.

- We'll text you the address. - Okay. Yeah.

I don't wanna get lost out here in Nashville.

- What you got, what you got, what you got, what you got ♪

- Hot mess express.

- I'm f*cking cold, bro.

- I'm jumping in the shower because I'm numb.

- Yeah, I wanna freshen up.

- Where he at?

- Yo. - Yo, yo.

I think I'm here, fellas.

- DJ Pauly D has arrived.

Yo. We in the boys' house, kid.

- Mike made Sunday dinner. - I did.

- Did you really? - I did.

- This guy gotta fill you in.

- Yeah, what's been going on?

- We all got here, positive vibes only.

And then everybody thought that Ange was gonna come in hot.

Here's the twist.

She showed up today

sort of positive vibes only.

So that's where we wanna be.

But I will say that if something pops up,

it's gonna be a problem.

- Where's the wine? You want to?

- I mean, I'm gonna have more.

We're going to dinner.

Who knows what the f*ck's gonna happen there?

The chances are super high

of Ron being at the house right now.

Maybe that's why Mike kind of, like, separated.

- I'll tell you when to stop. - [laughs]

- Stop.

- Oh, my goodness. - All right.

- Ooh, that's a heavy pour.

- Now, listen, let's also get into

the Ron factor of it all.

He was supposed to come today. - Yeah.

- And then he called and said that he wasn't coming today

and that he was coming tomorrow, something came up.

- And Sammi's just kind of been here just, like, in limbo.

- Yeah. - Awkward!

- Ange, just call Ron, see where he's at.

- [sighs]

- He probably won't answer.

- That's not even the last of it.

There's some more sh*t going on.

- What? What do you mean? What else?

- Bro, you ready? - Yeah.

- Deena got glasses.

- Say what? - Yo.

- Yeah, she got glasses. - Slap my a*s. No way.

- You're wearing your glasses out tonight?

- Is there a problem?

- You look like a evil teacher.

- Well, you look like a toddler.

[laughs]

- We gotta tell Sam that Ron is not coming to dinner tonight.

- How we gonna tell her?

- I don't know. What do you think?

- Any ideas?

- Should write a note. [both laugh]

- Yo. - Let's tell the girls--

dinner's ready, right? - Yup.

- All right, cool. - Yup.

- I think I can handle that.

Oh, ladies!

- Oh, my God. I hear Pauly.

- Dinner is ready!

I love Nashville this time of year.

- Pauly's here. - Oh, Pauly!

- Oh, sh*t! - All right, we're coming over.

- Oh, yeah! Nashville!

Yeah!

Think they heard me?

- I'm embarrassed.

- Oh, that looks amazing.

You made this all by yourself? - Yeah.

- Hello? - Hi, guys.

- Paulson? - Hi!

Oh, it smells delicious.

It's so good to see Pauly.

Hi. - What's up, D?

Nice glasses, girl. - Missed you.

I'm so happy to have him back.

He always just brings positive vibes.

- All right, guys, dig in.

[bright music]

- Do you know if that pasta's gluten free?

- Can I get ketchup for the chicken cutlets?

- What?

- No.

- Don't say that in front of Vinny.

- Deena, we already told you this.

You can't put ketchup on chicken cutlets

in an Italian household.

- What the f*ck?

Ketchup on a chicken cutlet? You using ketchup?

What the f*ck?

Deena.

- You get your Italian card taken away for that.

- And that was blasphemy.

- That was a blasphemy. - Yeah.

That's actually a sin.

- Thank you guys for cooking.

- This is the best day of my life.

- Well, guys.

- Uh-oh-- - I have a little announcement.

- Oh, my God.

Come on, bro. Like, what now?

- Um-- [glass clinking]

- What, is he upstairs? - Um--

- Oh, my God. This whole thing is so stupid.

- Ron is...

not coming.

Tonight.

- Oh.

- Yeah, so he would be here tomorrow.

[tense music]

- Okay.

- I'm not relieved. I'm not anything.

At this point, like, I just wanna get

seeing Ron over with already.

I'm just, like, tired of the anticipation.

- So should I leave the Ron doll in the car?

[light laughter]

Imagine.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ The troubled soul ♪

- Ooh.

- Ron is not coming.

He called and said that he would be here tomorrow.

Do we know where we're going tonight?

- I'm ready to hit the strip.

- Actually, there's a place that I've been to before

that I think we should go to.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- What? - Called the Wild Beaver.

- Yes! - They have, like,

karaoke, and they have a bull.

- They have a bull! - Yes.

- I'll ride a bull again.

- All right, y'all. Let's go.

- ♪ You were flirting ♪

♪ Yeah, about to get got ♪

♪ Twisting her hips ♪

- All right. - ♪ Yeah, I like it a lot ♪

- Oh, my God, I can't wait to get a boob reduction.

I'm over it.

- All right, Pauly.

- Oh, here's the meatballs. - Sorry.

I used to play drums in middle school.

[rhythmic percussive music]

- Oh!

- All right, let's go. both: Let's go.

- Yes, drums!

Yes!

Drums!

Let's have a freaking good time.

- ♪ I'm roaming from the capital ♪

♪ My God-given ability ♪

- Here. We. Go.

- Just think of your vag*na.

- Wild Beaver.

- Oh, hell yeah. - Here we go.

- Ooh! - This is fun.

Look at the karaoke. - I love karaoke.

- ♪ She walks in the bar looking Hollywood ♪

- Hi!

- Oh, my God!

- I love the Wild Beaver.

I've been here before for my sister's bachelorette,

and it's always a good time.

- I love this!

- Yay!

- There's a bull. There's karaoke.

This is gonna be the perfect spot to have fun.

- No. Aw.

- Tonight, I wanna get back on a bull.

I'll do it. - Yes, D!

- Last night, I lasted probably, like, . seconds.

It wasn't because I was too drunk

that I was falling off the bull last night.

Can I have a shot?

Let's ride the f*cking bull!

It was the freaking operator throwing me off the bull.

Who's the controller of this thing?

Be nice to me.

- I'm going to go on this bull again.

- Whoo! Deena! Deena!

- And I'm gonna show everybody that I can ride the bull.

- Deena! Deena!

[dramatic music]

- Yes, Deena!

♪ ♪

Deena!

- ♪ Where's the vodka, baby? ♪

- ♪ Just give me the vodka, baby ♪

♪ Oh, bring me the vodka, baby ♪

♪ Then we'll talk about it ♪

Angelina is definitely going through some things.

Before Angelina got here,

we discussed having a sit-down with her.

Maybe we could sit her down

and everybody can go around the room,

and you're just telling somebody how their,

you know, behavior has--

- Impacted our lives. - Yeah, all of us.

And to be honest with you, I don't know

if it's the right time.

At the end of the day,

we don't want negativity.

So I really just want to find out

if she's okay and also let her know how we really felt.

We've been worried about you.

- Yeah, we're gonna be here for a minute.

You know what I mean?

Thank you. - For real.

- It's nice that everybody's,

like, really concerned for me,

but I haven't really seen it from some people.

- ♪ Together we can make it stronger ♪

♪ Shake that thang, make that thang ♪

♪ Bend till you think it's gonna break that thang ♪

- Whoo! Yes!

- Yes!

I mean, listen, I'm the only single one,

and this place is full of young, wholesome gals.

Hey, hey.

- Yo.

[Pauly laughs]

- Oh, damn.

- Mike used to fight the wall.

- [bleep]. [groans] [bleep].

- Stop! - [grunts furiously]

- Now he is the wall.

- Oh, my God, no.

- No.

- No, no.

I would rather crawl into a hole

and live there for eternity.

- No.

- Whoo!

- He knows how to entertain,

and he's just really good onstage in front of people.

I mean, perfect.

[cheering]

- I'm excited.

This is a totally different crowd than I'm used

to hyping up and playing for, but I'm here for it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[goofy music]

- I know this song by heart, but right as I get up there,

literally forgot the whole f*cking song.

f*ck me.

- She did it all for the Snooki

and forgot all the lyrics.

- But that's why I f*cking love her.

- That was terrible.

I love singing. Like, when I was younger,

I did sing lessons and I was in choir.

I like it.

So right now, I'm like, "It's my turn to shine."

- I didn't really wanna do it, but backup singer? Hello!

- Oh, my God. Here we go again.

- She's gonna k*ll it.

- Yeah! Whoa!

[vocalizes]

- Listen, I know Deena's a good singer.

It was just not... translating well on the microphone.

Horrible. All I hear is screaming.

- Aah!

- [laughs]

- Yo, she just goes like this to Ange.

- What happened? - Deena is singing,

and in the middle of it, you just see her go, shh.

- Sorry, but shh. No.

[laughs] It's my time.

This is mine.

[screaming]

[discordant beeping]

Love you, b*tches!

[cheering]

- Put your hands together for Deena!

- I freaking crushed it.

- Get it, D!

- Yo, it's a big day today, boys.

- Ron and Sam reunion day.

- This is the first time they're seeing each other.

- Yes, after almost a decade. - That's crazy.

- Another day in Nashville.

- Can you say awkward?

Girls? - Hi.

- Where are you guys going? - We're about to pick up Ron.

It's happening.

- I feel like I'm not even gonna see Ron.

- Lucky you. both: Ooh.

- The truth comes out!

[light country music]

- ♪ And I was still drunk ♪

♪ Lord have mercy ♪

♪ Who'd have thought I'd go and hurt me so bad ♪

♪ That I can't feel the pain? ♪

- Yeah!

- Of course the lame-os are going home to sleep.

- But I'm like, it's my last night.

- Bye.

- The meatballs are staying out again

and doing our thing.

- Have a good night. - Thank you.

- You know what? I actually was having fun,

and I didn't really wanna come,

but I saw the look in both their eyes, and I was like--

- Yeah. The devil.

- Oh, no, they were out.

- It was Deena's screaming in my ear the whole night

that was really affecting me.

- Whoo!

Get it, b*tch! Oh! Get it!

- Like, even when my kids do it, I'm like,

"You guys gotta shut the f*ck up."

- [cheers]

- Meatball takeover, b*tches.

- ♪ Let's go down to the land of the lost ♪

♪ Chilling with the gators ♪

♪ Giggin' with the frogs ♪

- I'm shot. I'm done.

- [groans] All right.

- f*ck, I'm freezing.

- Oh, guys, I'm tired. - Oh, my God.

- What a night. - Yo, "ka-roak-ee"

really takes a lot out of you.

- The Wild Beaver was lit.

- You love a good wild beaver. - Yep.

I mean, yo, Deena can sing.

[shade rattle]

- Good night, guys. - Bye.

- Bye, guys.

- I honestly think tonight

is the best night we've had in a long time.

Good night. - I'll see you tomorrow.

- Sam had such a good night.

She didn't let the Ron sh*t get to her.

Survived another night.

But also, like, Ron's coming tomorrow.

Like, good night.

- We only have one more to go. - One more.

- What a night, boys.

- Mike, what were you talking about with Angelina?

- Oh, you saw me? - Yeah.

- Yeah, what the hell was that about?

- It got real, and I was like, "Listen,

"we was worried that when you came in here,

you was gonna come in hot."

So I was kind of honest with her.

And then I kind of flipped the script on it,

and I was like, "Listen, we wanna see you happy.

"Everybody's having fun. Look at this moment right here.

Can we keep it positive?"

- Everything's been fun so far in Nashville,

but I know the beef between Angelina and Sammi

is definitely not done.

- And I thought it was a pretty good conversation.

- Yeah, it's been positive vibes so far.

- Yes.

[cheering]

- [vocalizing]

You know you had a great night when people have

to help you out of the bar.

Ugh. God.

- Good job.

- Whatever.

- Look at you.

- Somebody has my purse.

- Thank you so much for caring for me.

- Love you all.

- I wanna party. - Okay.

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hi. - Hi.

[laughter]

- Thank you.

- Love you, b*tch. - Love you also.

- Great.

Come on, come on, come on.

- Ow.

- Babe, over here.

- Oh, we're going this way?

- Hello?

- Shh.

They're sleeping.

- Oh.

That looks amazing.

Why is it--

wait, why won't it open?

- It's great.

- Is this crazy?

- It's yummy.

[banging]

- It just--it doesn't work.

How am I supposed to, like, get a f*cking food then?

Whatever.

- What?

- What? - What do you want me to do?

You want me to go upstairs?

- Let's go poop, and then we'll go.

- Go where?

- And watch me poop.

- No.

- Cool. Forget it.

I don't have to do poops anymore.

- Okay. Same.

- Go to bed.

- Okay, good night.

I'm going to bed.

- Bye.

Whoa.

Okay, bye.

- ♪ Goods, I've got the goods ♪

♪ I do it better than you ever thought I could ♪

♪ Got the heat so hot ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Like whoa, oh-oh ♪

- Bye, Romeo.

- Bye! - He just said it.

I love you, Daddy. - I love you.

- [gasps] He just said "I love you."

Oh, my God. That's the first time.

- ♪ Like whoa, oh-oh ♪

♪ I've got the goods ♪

- [groans]

These bars are kicking my a*s.

- Yo, Vinny, you making breakfast, man?

- Ha.

- Yo, it's a big day today, boys.

- Yes, sir. - Ron day.

Ron day. Ron and Sam reunion day.

- How do you feel about this?

- Can you say awkward?

- This is the first time they're seeing each other.

- Yes, after almost a decade. - That's crazy.

- Another day in Nashville.

I'm in a bad mood today.

So last night was so much fun.

I'm exhausted. I got a little bit drunk.

But I don't really care for today and who's coming.

I'm not nervous. I just don't care.

I feel like everybody else is making this a bigger deal.

But Ron has, like, no effect on me anymore.

And that's that.

I'm not thinking about Ron at all.

Ay-yi-yi.

I'm in a bad mood today.

- And what does one wear to a Ron and Sam reunion?

- Hmm.

- I'm wearing a tuxedo. - Oh, word?

- Because I wanna make it more awkward.

- So Sammi's been saying

she's okay with being around Ron,

but she is obviously doing everything she can

to hold it together right now.

- I doubt he's gonna try to, like, overstep.

And he's gonna be on his best behavior.

- I agree. I agree. - I agree too.

- Yeah. - And I think she will too,

but still, like, it's gonna be awkward.

This is more than just a family vacation this time.

This is like a family reunion.

And this could end up being a disaster.

If you look up "awkward" in a dictionary,

it's a great big picture of their meeting.

- Yeah. - I can't wait

till the ice is broken and we can start cracking jokes.

- [laughs] Yeah. Ooh.

- I don't know.

- ♪ I told you once ♪

♪ And I'll tell you again ♪

♪ Yeah, you were the fool ♪

♪ Why you acting so selfish, boy? ♪

- I slept in my makeup last night.

Oh, well, Nashville definitely...

brought out the meatball in me.

Ugh, years of my life come off every time we do these trips.

Just start packing.

CJ has a specialist appointment tomorrow.

So yeah, I'm sad I'm gonna miss, like, tonight,

but I feel like tonight's gonna be fun.

Ron's coming.

Or it might be dramatic.

Maybe it's good I'm leaving. [laughs]

Who knows?

Oh.

I'm not drinking today.

- Oh, f*ck my life.

Ma'am?

- Ma'am? Are you up?

- Oh, my God. - Is that my boo?

Are you dead?

- Did Dren come out last night?

- I don't know. Oh, nice pizza.

- What is happening? - [laughs]

- Last night, I had a great time.

I enjoyed myself.

[vocalizing]

But I have, like, bad diarrhea.

- [laughs] - I had tequila, vodka, wine.

- We did lemon drop shots.

- I did three before I went onstage...

- I know. - Because I was nervous.

Oh, my God.

- [laughing] It was so bad.

- I thought I was a Backstreet Boy.

- I thought you were a great performer.

Like, you heard Ange really loud,

and you were just like, "Shh." - [laughs]

I was like, "You're ruining my song."

- Wait, how did you even hear me?

Because I didn't even hear myself.

- You were loud. [shade rattle]

- Is she f*cking kidding me?

Like, I didn't-- - You didn't hear you,

and then you sung the backup,

and then literally Deena was like, "Shh."

You were very loud.

- Really?

I don't really care.

We were drunk. Who gives a f*ck?

f*cking high road, man.

[sighs]

- Where's the boys?

- They're in their house.

- I don't know.

- Let's roll out.

Nashville!

Girls? both: Hi.

- How are you? - Good morning.

- How you feeling?

She was on one yesterday, boy.

- Um, things got a little cloudy after you guys left.

- "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"?

- Yeah. - Where's Nicole?

- There she is. - She has risen.

[angelic vocalizing]

- Look, it's a Snooki. - Morning.

- Good morning. - I'm not well.

- Where are you guys going? - We're about to pick up Ron.

It's happening. - It's happening.

- I feel like I might not even see Ron.

I leave at :.

- Maybe not.

- Lucky you. both: Ooh.

- The truth comes out!

- Yup. I knew it. I knew it. - The truth comes out.

- I have no idea what is in store for today.

Like, I don't wanna see Ron,

but listen, I'm a team player here.

They're working on their friendship with him

and, vice versa, him with them.

So I will make it work for all my roommates

so everybody can have fun, coexist, and that's just it.

- See you, girls. - Bye.

- Have fun. - Mike, you driving?

- Yeah.

Yo, it's a big day.

This right here is his second chance.

What he does with it is up to him.

- Yeah.

- Whoa. We are here.

- We here, baby. - Oh, yo, I see him.

[car horn honks] - Look at those teeth.

- I see them teeth from a mile away.

Welcome to Nashville.

- RSVP in the building. - Some things never change.

- He's gonna walk up the stairs right--

no. - You talk a lot.

- All right, Ron, go in first.

- This is a decade in the making.

- Ronnie's here. - And here...

- Oh, my goodness. - We...

- I'm gonna get drunk. - Go.

- What's up? - Hey, Ron.

- Hi, Sam.