07x25 - The Feast of Peace

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Yo, there's some beef over here, man.

A lot of people at this particular point are frenemies.

- Did you listen to the podcast?

- Vinny's? - It's a comedy podcast.

- There's nothing comedy about that.

- And there's definitely a lot of resentment.

- Why is there always a problem with everybody?

- It's just all chaos.

And I went off.

Joey's not a rat.

Joey is literally my brother.

Why the f*ck are you talking sh*t about him?

- I could sue him for that.

- So sue him. Please sue Joey.

- Yo. - You need to be

f*cking accountable for what you say.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Peachy, oh yeah, so easy ♪

- Hi, baby.

You love me.

Love me.

Stop it. Stay with me.

- Come on, do the flip.

[humming]

[cheers]

Angelina!

- Look at that. - That looks so good.

A fake vodka club with a splash of cran.

- Look at that. Put a little garnish on it.

- Mmm.

I wish I was actually pregnant.

I'm acting like this, and it's just because I'm on medicine.

- Yeah. - It's so sad.

- You gotta do what you gotta do.

- I'll carry them downstairs, honey.

Come on. Give me another munchkin.

- Aww. She loves Daddy.

- Come on.

- She loves Daddy so much.

She's a daddy's girl.

- You're hungry?

- You want hot sauce? - Yeah!

- All right, I'll give you a little hot sauce.

- Cameron, can you get me a drink?

- Hi.

- You baked?

- Yeah, I made these from scratch.

- I'm on a diet. [dog whining]

What's going on? - Everything is fine,

but I got into a little bit of heat with some of the girls,

and I'm gonna get your perspective on it.

- OK.

- I was on my friend Sophia's podcast,

but I don't know if, like, Jenni was, like,

a little bit annoyed by, like-- - Something you said?

- Sophia was like, why would you ever date

somebody that's, like, -something years old?

I'm like, I wouldn't really have much in common with, like,

a -something year old, but she'll have less bodies,

because they call it a body count.

That's just the way that I'm--

- [sighs] - I'm talking.

- I understand how somebody would take that,

like, the wrong way, you know. - Oh, of course.

- Sometimes you have to think them through a little

before they come out of your mouth.

- That is true.

Obviously, my mother's opinion means a lot to me

because she always is fair.

- Should I call Jenni?

- No, no, no, no, no. Don't even offer that--

- Because her and I text sometimes.

- Don't offer that up. Stop, stop, stop.

- No, like, she'll text me sometimes.

- The answer is no. No. - OK.

- Jenni's my sister.

We apologized to each other.

- So it's time to go to Sicily and find you--

- [laughs] The housewife?

Nah. I'm like a hybrid, you know what I mean?

My girl's not gonna be, like, a saint.

We all know that.

You've seen the girls that I've dated before.

I don't really, like, need, like,

that much of a traditional girl, though.

I'm looking for, like, just, like, an in-between,

like, I'm an in-between.

I will cook you dinner.

I will cook you breakfast.

And I will go out and provide.

You're interesting because

you're a traditional Sicilian woman.

And I feel like you were both things growing up.

You were a-- - I had no choice, Vin.

- I grew up my whole life, like, pretty poor.

So when it comes to, like, providing for my family,

it's really important, you know.

- If I had a choice, I would have took care of you guys

and went to sleep at night, not to work.

- My mother didn't have that luxury, you know what I mean?

So I want to provide that to someone.

So what did you do? - I went to work.

- But what did you do during the day?

- I cooked. I cleaned.

I took care of my kids. - You did both.

But-- - There's always worse.

I never went anywhere until you took me.

[soft music]

- ♪ It's enough to break you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's enough to cave in ♪

[line trilling]

[phone ringing]

- Ma'am?

- Hey, boo.

- Hey, what's wrong?

- My Nanny died.

- No.

- I need hugs.

- Want me to call the girls?

- Yeah.

- Hey, Dee.

- Hey, J, what's going on?

- I don't even know how to say this.

Nicole's grandmother just died.

- Oh, my God. You're kidding me.

- If you're not doing anything, if you wanted

to run up there with me and Deena.

- Oh, my gosh, yes.

- I'm not calling Angelina due to the fact

that they left Vegas, like, not on great terms.

I don't want to add insult to injury

because I don't know where they stand.

- My Nanny, she was literally the best grandma ever.

Aw, this is a cute one.

I could talk to her.

I was so comfortable with her.

When I was, like, super stressed about life,

I would always dream about me being a kid

in my grandma's house, and she's cooking for me,

and I'm with all my family.

I'm hoping when I'm stressed still,

I dream about being in her house.

She's cooking Sunday dinner for me,

and I'm right by her side because I always was, always.

- ♪ I know it's not easy ♪

♪ You tried oh, so dearly ♪

♪ And you say love ♪

♪ Has only let you down ♪

♪ But I won't let you down ♪

- I feel f*cking awful.

[dog barks] Hello?

- Hi.

Mmm.

- ♪ I won't let you ♪

- I just need my girls right now.

- How are you doing? - Come sit.

I mean, she was .

It's expected, you know.

But it still sucks.

- It's sad.

- Like, I saw her last week.

- Ugh. But at least you saw her.

- She hasn't smiled in, like, two months.

So when she saw me, she smiled, and then she hugged me.

So I was like, OK, thank God I got to see her before.

- You were able to, like, you know--

- Say, like, goodbye. - Yeah.

- When do you leave for your mom's?

- Tomorrow.

I just want to be with my mom, like, now.

- How was it talking to your mom?

I know that you wanted to call your mom

when you called Pamela in Vegas.

- And I would love to help you.

I'm guessing that you don't want to ask your parents

for any documentation, right?

- Mom.

I don't know how Helen's gonna feel.

She was upset.

She goes, I knew this day would come.

And I'm like, oh, my God.

- You're her baby.

- And I also want to respect her...

- Yeah, of course.

- And not make her, like, super upset

because she's my mom. - Yeah.

- Are they gonna do it with you,

like, go with you to meet Pamela?

- My dad was like, yeah, I'll sit down with you.

Mommy was like, I'll see how I'm feeling.

Going to my Nanny's funeral, I'm gonna see my mom.

I do want to ask, when I sit down with Pamela,

would you be comfortable, like, sitting with me?

And I get it, but... - Yeah.

- She also, like, wants me to know.

But I want to be there for her for my Nanny first.

- Whatever's meant to will be. - Yeah.

- [sighs]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Never alone, I'm here with the chef ♪

♪ We came here to win and you know the rest ♪

- Angelina.

- ♪ Call me the ref, you know I'm a bull ♪

♪ I cannot be checked ♪

- I missed you so much, my love.

[sighs] I missed you too.

- Thank you. How was the game?

The game was good? - The game started off great,

Pauly and his team k*lling it.

And the other team starts coming back.

I'm like, Jason Tartick. [harp flourish]

I just did your podcast, motherf--

I didn't know he was this good.

So he starts throwing. First throw,

he's like, turn around and catch the ball.

I caught the ball, and I'm like,

whoo.

I scored.

I was like, f*cking around. I was like,

yeah, I want to f*ck him.

Nice a*s, Jason.

He gets a touchdown,

and all of a sudden, out of nowhere,

he just comes over to us and just throws me the football.

I go, what the f*ck?

- OK. - Nicole lost it.

She was like, well, Joey knows his ex-fiancée,

and she doesn't have a lot of nice stuff to say about him.

And I said... Joey to me is a rat, so.

I can actually sue him for that.

[mockingly] What? What did you say?

You should have f*cking sued him.

Well, f*ck you. [gibberish]

So then my wall was connected to the confessional room.

I hear her going...

- Not a great friend.

That's hurtful

because I actually really do love Nicole.

- Hopefully yous hashed it out.

- No.

- I haven't talked to Ange.

- Yeah, that ended crazy.

- It's just so crazy.

I'm still annoyed that Angelina's coming

for my best friend when he literally did nothing to her.

- I hear Nicole go, you're so evil.

And I was like, oh, my God, it's Nicole.

- You are evil.

You are evil. - OK.

- She was just using this as a distraction

because she was flirting with the guy.

But, like, don't come for my best friend.

He's a great person.

I swear, she was gonna talk sh*t

after we left. - She didn't.

Mike was like, I heard screaming last night.

And she just, like, then got upset

and, like, went to her room.

And we had to leave for the flight, and she wouldn't

come out, so I thought she wasn't gonna make the flight.

- Oh, my God.

- I have this psychic friend named Tasha.

- OK. - So I called Tasha on FaceTime

because we always talk, me and her, all the time.

- Maybe she felt something in the spirit world.

- She felt something. She actually tells me,

Nicole was not being a friend.

- Oh, wow. Dang.

What did the psychic say about us, anything?

- He's a narcissist.

He's controlling and manipulative.

Break up with him. He's a f*cking loser.

- She wasn't, like, trying to be bashing you or anything.

- He's a loser!

- My call was really about Nicole.

- Tell me about your childhood.

Where was Mom when you were growing up?

- I'm literally near , and I still feel embarrassed

to speak about how I was raised.

- Daddy's gonna be back, OK?

Things are definitely very stressful.

My wife is in the hospital.

I think the baby is actually coming.

- I'm Chef Franco Guiseppe.

- Tonight, I am throwing a fancy feast of peace

'cause we all know food brings everyone closer together.

- He's my brother. You don't talk about him,

especially behind my back.

- What the [...] is going on?

- That's it. I don't need this.

-Idon't need this.

- ♪ I couldn't back then, but I can now ♪

♪ Yeah, man, I'm looking like the brand now ♪

- Chooch! I'm over here!

I am in New York City.

I have a show tonight at Marquee,

so it's only right I stop in to see my boy, Vinny.

- Welcome to the West Village, brah.

This is my spot, bro. - Oh, yeah?

- This sh*t's fire.

Arthur & Sons, one of my favorite

restaurants in the city.

Mike would have a field day in here.

- Oh, I know.

- Banging Italian food.

We'll definitely do a spicy rig

for the table. - OK.

- He's gonna get the chicken parm.

I'll do the chicken à la Vesuvio.

Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Appreciate it.

- I like when my side piece orders for me.

- I did bring a girl here on a date.

It was, like, a doubles kind of thing.

Like, my friends were getting dinner.

I was like, hey, you want to come?

- Nuh-uh.

- Because I like seeing girls more, like, in--

- A group setting. - In a group setting.

- Let me know if you want me to wrangle them up.

Me and Nikki, we'll get women.

- [laughs]

- We can do "Double Shot" season four for you.

Bro, let me know when I can come see this stand-up routine.

When are you ready for me to come check you out?

- Soon I hope to be doing it regularly.

Getting a little bit more comfortable

with my stand-up set.

I've been getting out there, actually working it out.

Dude, like, my dream is, like, in a theater one day,

like your DJ gigs.

- Oh, DJing's been crazy, man.

I'm thinking about doing, like, a rebrand.

I want to do, like, new visuals.

I have been crushing it with this tour.

DJ Pauly D has been in pretty much

every single state this year.

My next goal now is to elevate the content.

You know, like, everything that plays behind me?

- Like, the stickers and everything.

- Yeah, 'cause I'll have to do, like, a photo sh**t.

- That stuff's important. - No, it is.

I want to take my photos up a notch.

I want to take my visuals up a notch.

I want to give these fans that spend their hard-earned money

to come see me something they won't forget.

I ain't changing the blowout, though.

- That's not that kind of rebrand?

- Nah, nah, nah, nah.

- ♪ Toss and turn, but there's no hope in clear minds ♪

♪ They won't even put up a fight ♪

- Honey, it's happening? - It's happening.

- Lauren is having intense contractions.

We are at weeks, but that might be just enough.

Even though we would love

for the baby to stay in there another week,

the contractions are so intense that she's like,

oh, my God, I think the baby is actually coming.

Prayers.

- ♪ Free ♪

- This whole experience is very scary

because I just had Mia Bella a year ago.

And Mia Bella was a C-section.

So there's a lot of complications

that you can worry about when you're contracting.

- So we're gonna be staying here overnight

and possibly have to go back to the house

for a supply run, to check on the babies,

and then come back here.

- ♪ Ooh, girl, look at you ♪

♪ Even at : in the morning ♪

- Wow, baby, you look beautiful.

Wow. - Nervous.

I don't really do podcasts. - I know.

- I'm not gonna be talking anything like--

like Vinny does.

- So what do you look for?

- First of all, like, less bodies.

- Definitely not. - No.

Right? Like, ugh.

Bunnie from the "Dumb Blonde Podcast"

asked me to do a podcast with her,

and I am obsessed with Bunnie

and her husband, Jelly Roll.

- You need to know some people outside of wrestling.

Just breathe.

Don't sh*t your pants.

I'm not really into doing podcasts.

I really don't do them.

Hi. How are you? - How are you?

- [laughs]

But Bunnie is just super warm,

so I should just take the leap and do this.

- Welcome to another episode of "Dumb Blonde."

You are, like, the big sister

that nobody had to a generation.

- Aw, thank you.

- You are.

- Looking back, I can see that.

Being the oldest girl in the house

and living on my own since I was

and being raised by my dad...

Dad!

- Hi. Mwah.

- I was, like, the mom of the house.

- I was raised by a single father also.

Tell me a little bit about your childhood.

Tell me, like, you know, where was Mom

when you were growing up?

- I...

[soft music]

Uh...

♪ ♪

I don't like to talk about my childhood.

It's weird. I'm literally near ,

and I still feel embarrassed to speak

about how I was raised.

I haven't even told my roomies.

So first off, my parents had me in the 's when they were .

And around two years old,

my mom got very sick with a mental illness.

- Which diagnosis was that, if you don't mind me asking?

- Nobody knows, but I will say it.

It's schizophrenia.

- My mom was a schizophrenic too.

- No way. - Swear to God.

- And you speak about it publicly?

- Yeah, I've been very vocal about it.

- Wow. I don't really speak on it

because she's still here.

And I don't want to define her as that.

But at , that's what she got diagnosed with.

Around, I think it was my fourth or fifth birthday,

my grandmother left my birthday party.

A teenager hit the brakes and skidded across ice

and T-boned my grandmother's car

and my grandmother died. - Oh, my gosh.

- It was my mom's mom.

And because my mom was suffering

with mental illness so badly,

she just couldn't do it anymore.

- Oh, I just got chills.

- And so my dad at, like, , , was like,

well, you know, here we are.

Like, it's just you and me, kid.

And it has been ever since.

But like, having a mother is so important.

- It really is. - Because as great

as my dad was, those, like, really important moments

you need with that female energy wasn't there.

My dad only knew one way to raise me.

There was no makeup in my house...

- Yeah. - Complete tomboy, and, like--

- Is that why you were such a fighter?

Because on the show, you came in g*ns a-blazing.

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- Gonna punch him in the face?

all: Oh! - See what I'm saying?

[indistinct shouting]

- There was no nonsense. - Right.

- I think it's different in a mother single household,

at least for me. - It's more nurturing,

I would imagine.

- The assumption's there.

- [laughing] Yeah. - We will never know.

- We're just assuming at this point, yeah.

- It is very not like me to open up, like, at all.

But for some reason, when you find someone

that has the same upbringing as you,

the relatability makes it so therapeutic.

- Jenni, I feel like I could sit here

and talk with you for another four hours.

- Yes. - I just love your vibe.

I love the way you present yourself.

I love everything you stand for.

Please keep kicking a*s.

- Thank you for having me. This has been incredible.

If this was ten years ago,

this conversation would never have been had.

There's a huge stigma when it comes to mental illness.

- That was so good.

- Thank you. - Such a great story.

- But now more and more people are opening up

about themselves dealing with it, their loved ones.

And the stigma is slowly going away,

which I am so proud of because if we talk about it more,

we're gonna be able to help each other more.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I built my heart up ♪

♪ Brick by brick ♪

♪ Brick by brick ♪

- You're being such a good boy.

You have got really nice hair.

Does anybody ever tell you that?

- [laughs]

Romeo is definitely gonna break some hearts when he gets older.

I mean, look at that hair.

All right, Daddy's gonna be-- Daddy's gonna be back, OK?

Things are definitely very stressful at our home.

My wife is currently in the hospital having contractions.

And I'm going back and forth to check on the house,

check on the babies, make sure everything's OK,

because baby can come any moment now.

Go sleepy.

- ♪ Get up, get up, get up, get up ♪

♪ Light up the sky like laser beams, oh ♪

- Hey, ma'am. All right, so I'm back home.

And I would love for you guys to come over.

I went to my Nanny's funeral.

It was a beautiful service, but still,

I want the girls to come over.

I just need some girl time.

OK.

- ♪ I got love, just love ♪

♪ You'll never be alone ♪

- Ma'am? - Come on in.

So how was your days?

- How was yours, more importantly?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- It was, like, very emotional.

But I have to say, my grandma looked beautiful.

She looked pretty. She was buried

in the outfit she wore in my wedding.

- That's so nice.

- But I did find out some information

because I got Mommy a little drunkies.

- Oh, yeah? - What?

- I was like, do you still have paperwork

from when I was adopted?

- [laughs]

- She was, like, open to talking about it,

which was nice.

- She just needed a minute. - Yeah.

My mom and me, we just made a huge step

in just talking about my adoption,

because the first time I mentioned that I was curious,

she kind of had a panic attack.

I get it. But now that we're talking

about it more, she's coming around.

I'm glad that me and my mom got over, like, the big hump.

My mom did tell me, I have two brothers,

older brothers, but they're half.

I always feel things. I can't explain it.

It's freaking weird. But I always felt

like I had a ton of siblings.

So I feel like there's more.

- From Mom? - Mm-hmm.

- But what if you have a bunch from dad

that you don't even know about? - Can you imagine,

like, a thousand people pop up?

- Happened with my mom.

- Really?

- Oh, yeah, your mom's adopted.

- I also did my mom's DNA.

You know as well as I do, being adopted,

you don't know your genes.

- Right. - And since my mom is, like...

- True. - Mentally ill and has been

in a home my whole entire life...

[dramatic musical sting]

Like, was her mom?

Like, those are the questions I--

- Or her grandma.

Like, does it skip? You don't know.

- Can you get tested for it?

- Ironically, I talked about this for the first time ever

on a podcast the other day

because Bunnie's mother was sick as well.

- You were meant to talk about it then.

- Nicole actually knows my whole childhood and past.

But when it comes to the other roommates,

I've just kind of kept it at arm's length.

This feels like a good time to tell my girlfriends

because at this point in my life,

I'm not ashamed of it anymore.

Nobody had the genealogy of my mother

to know if I would end up just like her.

- You thought that you were gonna be like that?

Oh, my God.

- I can't imagine even being you

with, like, having to deal with that.

- Hearing her being so open about her mom,

I'm really happy that she's comfortable enough

to do it right now.

Well, I would hope nowadays,

people look at mental illness differently

because back then-- like, even I was, like, afraid

to tell people I had OCD for so long, you know?

But, like, now, mental illness is--

people feel comfortable talking about it.

- It's a lot more common. - Yeah.

- I actually think it's nice, like,

hearing you talk about your mom,

because I never-- - Yeah. No.

- You, like, never really open up about her.

It's, like, nice to hear your story.

- I'm just so proud of Jenni because I know

Jenni grew up not the normal way.

And me opening up about my adoption,

maybe that gave Jenni courage to be like,

well, this is my story.

So we're all f*cking going through sh*t.

Like, we all have a f*cking story.

- Have you heard from Pamela?

- I tried to call her, but she's away, out of country.

- Oh, OK. - Does she have to wait

for your DNA, or can she do stuff on her own,

like Angelina's?

- Have you talked to Angelina since Vegas?

- It's unfortunate Nicole and Angelina are fighting

because she really knows what Nicole is going through.

- Yeah, I haven't talked to Ange.

- And there was no resolution, right?

Damn.

- No.

- ♪ I'm the finest piece of merchandise ♪

♪ All them boys whippin' cars, they thinking twice ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm hot and ready ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm hot and heavy ♪

- Hello?

Hi. You look pretty.

I like your hair down.

What's going on?

- I want to see where Angelina's head's at

since Vegas.

- I want to go see the cats.

- I don't like the drama between Angelina and Nicole.

I want all the girls to just get along.

Here, let me just shut the door.

- [gibberish] - Mama!

The irony is, I'm actually the one trying

to fix her problem.

Never thought in the last decade I would ever say that.

But here we are.

- Girl and boy.

Are they fixed, or do they have sex?

- Ew. They're brother and sister.

- Well, Vinny is my brother, basically, and I f*cked him.

So does that mean anything?

- Where does your brain go?

- I don't know.

I'm a brother-f*ck, I guess.

- Oh, God bless.

Well, I just wanted to check in on you since Vegas.

- All right.

- This is, like, the first time you and I have been

getting along really well.

- I'm happy about that.

Like, what was she so mad at?

- I truly think she was just trying to be a friend to you...

- I don't know. - And say,

hey, here's what I heard from Joey,

understandably so. - Joey is not--

- I think the name Joey truly was a trigger.

- He went on his podcast in front of you guys

and said he didn't like me.

I was the first one out of his mouth.

Joey was asked on a podcast

who his least favorite cast members of "Jersey Shore" were.

And I came up.

And then I think he told him

that I was talking about her money,

and I said that she got too much press.

That's why me and Sam got into that blowout.

My issue is more with Joey.

But, Nicole, the way you came at me,

it was a little hard.

- Do it! Sue Joey.

- I could have, but I didn't! - Sue Joey.

- This is a stupid, stupid, stupid fight, honestly.

I'm defending my friend, and you're defending yours.

We shouldn't have fought like that.

- It's not in her nature. - Yeah, I don't want

to fight with her. - But, like, let's stop

wasting time, right, because we're always wasting time

on arguments. - Sit-downs.

We have to sit down.

Who wants to do a sit-down anymore?

What's your, like, idea?

- A sit-down.

- Oh, God. - I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

- I was like, is she gonna say that?

- No, I have, like, a really cute idea.

I want to do, like, a really nice dinner.

I hire a chef, have, like, a ten-course meal,

and we just sit down and talk.

You say your piece.

She says her piece.

And then we leave peacefully.

I am throwing a fancy feast of peace.

Let's get it out all on my dining room table

so we are all happy.

- I look at it both ways. What if it goes good?

What if it can go the other way?

- Like, let me just handle it,

and let me present it in a way that's, like,

almost laughable so we... - Like, funny.

- Have to get over it, because there's, like,

no other way to get over it.

- I wish you would just talk more,

and Sammi, like, is a little bit out of it.

- Do you like Sammi?

- I like her.

I don't know what her deal is with me.

- So let's figure that out at the dinner.

- I've been through so much sh*t with Sam.

I really, really, really hope

that Sam and I can put everything behind us.

- Think positive. Let's handle this.

- I know. No, but you know what?

I'm trusting you.

Jenni and I have come full circle as friends.

- I've got cat hair everywhere.

I feel like I'm at your house.

- I know, right?

For her to actually do this dinner means so much to me.

And let's see how it goes.

Bye. Thank you. - God bless.

[sighs] Lord have mercy.

- ♪ Ain't no routines ♪

♪ We ball like hoop dreams, a mega star ♪

- This stuff looks great, really nice.

- I'm just-- I'm getting everything ready.

- Oh, this is so legit.

Nikki's bikini line is so dope.

I'm so proud of her.

I like the logo and everything.

I love to see Nikki laser-focused on something.

And this is her baby.

She put her all into that.

- I just need to get some photos done...

- Mm-hmm. - For the Gram.

- Yeah, keep the content fresh.

She stays busy with that. I'm busy with tour.

And then we come together for relationship, we make it work.

So you know I've been talking about the--

the whole, like, rebrand and everything?

- Mm-hmm. - So I was thinking that

I wanted to, like, freshen up my stuff,

like, maybe do, like, some new photos,

some DJ promo photos... - Yeah, that'd be cool.

- Something like that. Love to do a logo.

And then-- - That's cool.

- But definitely want to freshen up the photos.

So I was gonna ask if you wanted to help

because I'm gonna start--the first part of the rebrand is,

I'm gonna be doing, obviously, the photo sh**t.

- Uh-huh. - So I want, like, a stylist.

I want, like, all these different looks.

- Want me to style you? - Yeah, well, you can help.

- OK. - [chuckles]

Nikki knows me, so she knows what works.

She knows fashion.

And she knows what I'm trying to accomplish here.

So it's two heads are better than one.

I want to do some photos at the club,

like, an actual photo sh**t at the club--

- Oh, nice. - The empty club and Omnia.

- Oh, cool, you could use those

for your Instagram and stuff. - In Las Vegas, yup.

- It's like your driver's license.

You gotta update it every year. - Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep it going,

because we're crushing tour.

Every show is sold out, sold out,

sold out, sold out. - Yeah.

- So it's dope, I'm blessed. - I know.

- ♪ Maybe I'm a bit anxious ♪

♪ Maybe I'm entertaining ♪

♪ Can you turn the lights up? ♪

♪ So welcome to the one-girl show ♪

- Thank you. - Well, I have good news.

The doctor just came in and said

that he got my contractions to stop

to one or two an hour... - That's good.

- Instead of every seven minutes.

- OK.

Thankfully, the doctors were able

to calm Lauren's contractions.

- He wants me to go home, but go on bed rest at home.

- They wanted us to, quote, unquote,

"cook" the baby just a little bit more.

- We'll be back in probably seven days.

- Yeah. Come on.

But we are on high alert.

That baby can come any moment now.

False alarm, close but no--

I was gonna say cigar, but close but no baby, right?

- ♪ Back then I was a problem, but now I'm a solution ♪

♪ At first they was choosin', but now they salutin' ♪

♪ And don't never confuse it, I know what I'm doing ♪

♪ Don't mess with no trash and I don't be pollutin' ♪

- You didn't know I could parallel park like that?

I've accomplished so much in my life so far.

But now it's time to step out of my comfort zone.

I want to do big festivals, Japan, Tokyo,

like, out of the country, because it's worldwide, baby.

Ah, see, that's what I'm talking about.

- That's sick. - That's so sick.

- ♪ You know we got it on lock ♪

♪ We gotta grind to the top ♪

♪ I mean, we made it this far ♪

♪ I'm thinking, why would I stop? ♪

- Omnia is the dopest club in Las Vegas,

maybe even the world.

So to be able to use Omnia for my visuals,

that's what I'm talking about when I say elevate.

- ♪ Blood, sweat, and tears, let that be the anthem ♪

♪ ♪

- Me, I'm always fresh to death.

I want the pictures to reflect that.

- Good sh*t. We're going to the desert next.

- ♪ Do your thing, go on, do your thing ♪

♪ Do your thing ♪

- Babe, don't we have, like, an ice bucket?

Tonight, I am throwing a fancy feast of peace

'cause we all know food brings everyone closer together.

Oh, my God, they've never seen my hosting before.

[elegant music]

I'm super nervous and anxious right now.

I'm trying to make it so pretty.

[straining] Oh, my God.

Fresh flowers, making it girly.

I want them to just feel calm

so we can talk about things in a calm manner.

Perfect.

[doorbell chimes]

- Who's that, babe?

- That's the chef.

I've never done anything fancy like this before.

- How are you? I'm Chef Franco Guiseppe.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Chef Giuseppe is one of the best Italian,

Staten Island, New Jersey, chefs.

So I have a lot of great girlfriends in my life,

but unfortunately, some of them are beefin',

so I figured I would bring the peace.

- Beautiful. Love it.

- For tonight, I created a funny menu,

because I feel like if we're funny,

the tensions won't be as high.

So it's a feast of peace.

I would really prefer,

if you're OK with introducing each course.

- Want to do a little test run? - OK.

- Ladies, our next course will be the [...] salad.

- Oh, yeah, no, they're gonna get that one.

If it turns into, like, something else,

I'll pull you aside, and we might just

drop the filet and run.

And then we'll just change the name to, like,

f*ck our lives filet.

Whatever happens in my house stays in my house.

So the chef might have to sign an NDA.

- What's a dinner without drama, huh?

- Uh-huh, so we'll just take it by ear.

- ♪ Here we go, yeah ♪

♪ Get loud, get, get, get loud ♪

- I'm getting grace, OK?

And that's not normal.

- Definitely feeling fancy.

- It's unfortunate that the private chef has,

like, a plate limit, you know...

- Oh. - That's just for you girls.

If there's any leftovers--

- I will bring some home for you.

I promise. - Please.

- Not gonna lie to you, I'm like, a little freaked out.

This can be good. This could be bad.

I'm just praying for the best.

Whew!

- ♪ Get, get, get loud ♪

♪ Everybody start a party in the crowd ♪

- Fancy dinner, what should I wear?

I'll wear black. I'll do a black sparkle boot.

For tonight, we have to dress, like, fancy.

Like, I can't go over in, like, my--

my leggings and, like, a sweater.

Something's going on.

I mean, I feel like this is a little fishy,

because why is Jenni doing this?

Someone's gotta be pregnant.

[chickens clucking]

♪ ♪

- Hey.

- What's up, Uncle Vinny?

- I haven't been here in so long.

- Are those cutlets?

- My mom made these.

- You can definitely come in.

Well, this is a pleasant surprise.

- Yeah, I'm checking in. I saw on group chat

that you guys went to the hospital.

- We did. - You almost gave birth,

but you did not. I can see

that you're still very much pregnant.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Every time a pregnant woman goes

to the hospital, it's a scary thing.

- Well, that was t*rture because I was

having contractions for, like, a day straight.

- I'm just glad that Lauren is out

of the hospital and healthy.

So, like, what are you waiting for now,

like, the water to break?

- No. I'm scheduled for a C-section.

Because I had babies really close together,

it's safer for me to have a C-section.

- Oh, because you already have the scar?

- Yes, so that's what they were concerned about

when I was in the hospital.

It's very nice that Vinny is concerned

and wanted to come and check in on me and Mike

after the hospital scare.

It's always good to have that support system around you.

- Yeah, it's happening, man.

- I can't believe you're gonna have a third now.

Crazy. - Three under three, man.

How many kids you got out there now?

- I'm sure I got three under three somewhere.

[laughter]

[elegant music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell chimes] - Oh, sh*t.

- Hi. - Hi.

I'm not dressed.

- What the hell?

- I'm still prepping.

I don't know why I created this in my head,

but here we are, and I'm gonna have to now

pull off a f*cking miracle.

- Hi. - Hey, girl.

- You look pretty. - You look nice.

- Thanks. Like, screw the housewives.

I'm going for the mob wives.

- We are mob wives.

- And Angelina can sit across from Nicole.

- That's perfect. At least I'm out of it.

- Tonight should be fine.

[dramatic musical sting]

- We should have brought the wine.

- I know.

- So joke's on my friends.

- Plastic. - Plastic.

- You have no idea what you're in for

for the rest of the night, I'm just gonna say that.

- Going into this dinner, I feel very uneasy.

I'm gonna try to look positively at this,

but usually things go f*cked up for me.

But let's look at it like, all right,

a light at the end of the tunnel, Angelina.

This is what my therapist has taught me.

I'm coming!

[classical music]

♪ ♪

- You look amazing.

It smells so good in here. I'm like--

- Smells ridiculous.

And I hope it's positive.

- Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

You never know. - Her and Nicole.

- Oh, yeah.

- Except for Angelina, I think I'm the only one

that knows what's about to happen.

I'm hoping tonight she can just let out her feelings,

and then we all move on.

I think there is a small glimmer of hope

that the girls are gonna find some common ground

and hopefully end on a high note.

I forgot to ask, are you and Ange good?

Because, like--

- I don't f*cking know with her.

[laughter]

- ♪ La, la, la-la, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ Keep going, don't stop ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ Gimme all you got ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ Keep going, don't stop ♪

♪ ♪

- Ma'am?

Ooh. - You look so nice.

- Fancy.

- You look pretty. - Thanks.

So do you. I love your hair.

- Are we rich? - I know.

- Is Gordon Ramsay here?

- Basically.

- Wait till you see. - OK.

- ♪ Watch out, I'm a clever, clever girl ♪

♪ Trip you up in conversation ♪

♪ Watch out, I'ma rock your world ♪

- I'm excited to see

everything that Jenni put together at this dinner.

- Someone's here.

Want to just answer? - You get it, Nicole.

- It's not my house.

- At the same time, I'm still worried to see Nicole.

- Hi. - Hello.

You look so comfy.

- You look great. - Thank you.

- I'll be honest, my heart skipped a beat.

I'm a little nervous right now.

Girls' night has officially started.

- Hi, Ange. - You look good.

- You look nice. - You look so professional.

Hello. - Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- So I would love for everyone to sit and get a drink.

[classical music]

♪ ♪

- This is beautiful, Jenni.

- I have white on ice.

I have red decanted.

- Ooh, decanted.

- I have our chef preparing.

- Oh.

- What's on the menu?

- You'll see.

- We've never been this fancy.

- I know. - I love this.

- I'm shocked it took us this long.

- It's very classy. - Right?

- We used to have,

like, bottles of wine thrown at each other.

- Mike, I'm not kidding! [glass shatters]

- [bleep], Nicole.

- No! - Stop.

f*cking stop.

- Stop. - I'm f*cking--

- Calm down.

all: Oh!

- sh*t!

- No, no, no. - Warning, warning.

all: Oh!

- We're not doing that this time.

- No, we're not. - Is that a menu?

- It's a menu.

- Oh, we're getting m*rder*d.

She's murdering us.

This feels weird. - I know.

Tonight is the night that I want to squash the beef.

We can have a feast of peace.

[dramatic musical sting]

- OK.

- I will be serving, with the chef,

Sue Me Salad.

- Sue Joey.

- Ridiculous. - Sue Joey.

Sue Me Joey Salad.

- Oh, damn.

- Or Sue Me Joey Salad.

- What is happening?

- What's the Problema Penne à la Vodka.

- I'm trying to get in my pajamas,

and you came in here, "What is going on?"

- f*ck my life.

- Fight's Over Filet Mignon.

And then Truce Tiramisu.

- Oh, OK, a truce dinner.

Let's see how this goes down now.

- Don't k*ll me.

- I'm not.

- I love you.

- Yeah.

- With that being said...

[bell rings]

- Oh, we are getting m*rder*d, b*tch.

- This is a night to talk it all out,

like beautiful, wonderful...

- Classy. - Peaceful, classy

souls that we are.

- b*tch, do you want us to fight now or later?

Like, I thought this was a nice dinner party.

Is this just about me and Angelina arguing in Vegas,

or is it, like, everybody's animosity?

Because I'm gonna be annoyed

if it's just about me and Angelina.

- ♪ Ooh, yeah, I close the deal ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, c-close the deal ♪

[classical music]

♪ ♪

- Is this just about me and Angelina arguing in Vegas,

or is it, like, everybody's animosity?

Because I'm gonna be annoyed

if it's just about me and Angela.

[music distorts and stops]

Personally, I'm OK with Angelina.

Like, we had a fight. Whatever, let's move on.

But, Jenni, this b*tch, she's like,

OK, I want to have, like, a truce dinner.

Truce dinner? Like, calm the f*ck down.

Like, we can't even have one fight in this house

without it being so dramatic.

- The boys never fight with each other, ever.

And, like, it's always us girls fighting.

And I feel like, why?

[dramatic musical sting]

[tense music]

Why do we do that?

- [coughs]

- I mean, there's one common denominator here

that keeps causing issues with every single person.

I can't believe she doesn't see that.

- Like, in the moment, maybe I get mad, you get mad.

- I look at you right now, and I'm not annoyed at you.

- Thank God. - You know, it's not like--

- I didn't know where your head was at.

- I'm not like that as a friend.

- And then I did text you. - I'm a good girlfriend.

- I wanted to reach out to you about your grandma.

- And you did. Thank you.

- I was like, I gotta text her.

Like, even though she might be mad at me, I don't care.

Like, I'm gonna text her.

No matter what we go through, we are sisters.

Like, I have a heart, m*therf*cker.

Like, I have a heart, people.

- That was very big of you, and I appreciated that.

I feel like you wouldn't do that back in the day.

- I usually wouldn't do that, right,

so I'm, like, trying to-- - No, so I appreciated that.

That was very nice of you. - Thank you.

- I'm so proud.

The girls are now talking about things in a calm manner.

- Good evening, ladies.

all: Hi. - Welcome.

- This is better than I expected.

- Before you is your Sue Me Salad.

- Sue Me Joey. - I should've sued him.

[music distorts and stops]

- Why, though? - Buon appetito.

- We're putting it all on the table.

- He doesn't have a problem with you,

so what is the problem with Joey?

- You remember he said

on a podcast... - OK.

- They said, who is your least favorite cast member?

And he said my name.

And I did nothing but be nice to him.

- OK, but he has to, like, say an answer,

and Joey is very funny and comical.

- He should just say "pass."

- It's a joke question.

We all answer those.

So now Angelina's pissed about that.

I mean, come on, girl.

We don't have an issue.

I was just defending my brother.

He's my brother.

Like, Joey is my brother.

So yes, that did trigger me.

[choking up] He's my brother.

You don't talk about him, especially behind my back.

That annoyed me. - I would never talk

about him behind your back.

- I heard you saying sh*t about him.

- All I said was, like... - That's why I screamed

and freaked out. - What the [...] is going on?

- That's it. I--Angelina,

I don't need this. - Going forward--

- I don't need this.

-Idon't need this.

[bell rings]

- On that note, I need more food.

- Stop talking about me!

- Stop talking aboutme!

- I don't!

Own up to your bullshit.

- Own up toyour bullshit!

- I have relationship problems I don't know how to get past.

- You're being a little dramatic.

- I don't know if I'd be smiling if I was you.

- I don't know you.

Do I want to do this?

No, I don't.

- Honey, I need your help.

We gotta go. - All right, we gotta go.