07x32 - Yacht Day

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- There is a w*r going on in Angelina and Vinny's room.

- I'm gonna go back to the archives,

and we can go down the list of problems we've been having.

Because you're a beast.

- These two might ruin Versace day.

- We are going to the Versace Mansion!

[cheering]

- Where's the Versace label?

- Is that real? - This is No-sace.

- Everyone has a significant other.

I'm by myself.

- It was like they weren't even brawling.

- What the f*ck is going on?

- I just had a little disagreement.

- I say to him, like, why are you with me?

He's like, I don't know. - Angelina.

You guys gotta break up.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I really wanna know how to flow ♪

♪ How to get so fast that it feels like whoa ♪

- I love Miami this time of year.

- Ooh, look at these desserts.

- Ooh!

- Oh, my God, look at that big chocolate thing.

- It's so good.

- Oh, wow.

- Mike is freaking knocking it out

of the park with planning his activity

at the Versace Mansion.

- Where did everybody else go?

- But Where's Mike?

Where's Nicole, Jenni, Angelina, .?

Like, where did everybody go?

- There's definitely something going on up there.

- Do you love him? In love?

- I do love him.

- In love?

- Maybe not in love with him anymore.

- Okay, then, boom.

- I mean, we'll be there for you either way,

but there's red flags.

Like, you shouldn't just stay there to stay there.

[soft tense music]

- We've never had no spurts that we broke up.

That's all BS.

- But you guys are hot, and then--

- Yo. - Y'all is heavy.

- It's passion, I guess. - It's passion.

- You know what I mean?

- This is not passion.

What the hell happened today?

Y'all was screaming at each other

in the hallway and sh*t.

- No, no, no, that wasn't screaming.

- Okay, okay. - No one was screaming.

- Come on, brother man.

- You got two different personalities.

You're a nice person behind the scenes,

then you wanna be a d*ck to me.

You f*cking met me first.

You're the one f*cking talking.

I wanna come here and f*cking have a vacation.

- You can't really lie about it.

- We all talk loud.

Nothing out of this world.

- I have abandonment issues.

You guys all know that.

But, like, that doesn't mean sh*t.

But--

- I think it does mean sh*t.

I think it means a lot of sh*t.

- Everyone says it's, like, me playing victim.

- No, but psychologically speaking,

I feel like for you, it's better to be unhappy

with someone than happy alone.

- I don't like being alone.

- Date around, enjoy yourself.

You're not in love with this guy.

- Yeah.

- All you do is fight, and then you're miserable.

- Can you send him home early?

- No.

He said, this is my job, too, now.

- He f*cking-- - Angelina.

- Bro.

- It's my job to f*cking be with you

on this f*cking TV show. It ain't my job.

- You said it was your job. - It is.

Well, it is now.

- Just be like, you're a f*cking as*h*le.

You literally said you were using me this morning.

- Already a blowout. - I just want you to leave.

- It'll be a f*cking blowout.

- But we'll be there for you.

- I know, but I just don't want him in my house by himself.

I don't trust him.

[sighs]

- Zack, when do you go home? - Friday.

- I like playing with Pauly.

One time, we were taking off, and while we were like this,

Pauly is like, oh, sh*t, I just remembered,

I'm afraid of planes.

[laughter]

Me and Pauly have been on, like, jets together.

Like, it's been crazy. - Same.

- I was there first.

- Ooh!

- It's not about who started.

It's about who finishes.

- Oh!

- Yeah, well, I can finish him off real good.

- Oh!

- We know, Vinny.

We know.

- Can't get pregnant from the mouth.

- Facts.

- Y'all are sick, man.

- The waitress is really pretty.

- She's so cute.

- She's going, this is it.

- There's a quote that says, "If you don't appreciate

my presence, respect my absence,"

which means you don't have to break up.

You could be like, listen, let's stay together.

I love you, but I'm gonna just take a little step back,

and I'm gonna have my own place.

- Just wouldn't work. You know what I mean?

I wouldn't be allowed to have my own place.

It just wouldn't work.

- Maybe he really wants to be with her.

You know what I mean?

But if you separate, it could be better for both of them.

And he's not making that connect.

- And like I said, tomorrow, we're gonna wake up.

It's gonna be peaches and cream.

- It's gonna be different. - We're gonna be good.

We'll probably have sex tonight.

It's gonna be great.

- What the f*ck?

Everybody likes to see you guys happy.

I'm gonna try to help when I can.

- I appreciate that, man. - I really can.

I really do. I'm rooting for you.

- I appreciate it.

- And if I can help out in any way, I will.

- Jenni was, like, the real one that was on to something

the f*cking night of.

- Oh, your engagement?

Writing on the wall.

I remember asking those questions about her engagement.

[shouting]

- How long have you guys officially been together?

- Officially, maybe, like, a month ago.

- f*ck.

- A couple of people were, like, a little weirded out.

- Like who? - Jenni and Zack.

- We want you to be happy.

- I'm not trying to make this a big thing.

- Can I say sorry now? - Yes.

- Oh, wow. - Yes.

Wow. - Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, my God. - I felt it also.

You just didn't see my face.

But we're actually here for you.

- Cut it off. - And we're able to help you.

- Cut it off. - I'd rather not.

Like, I really--

I wanna, like, figure this out--

- But here's my worry-- - When get home.

- We gotta go back.

- We understand that she's not ready to give up

on her relationship, and we're just

gonna be here waiting for her to realize what she wants.

- I love you, girls.

We're here.

- [groans] My legs are f*cking dead right now.

- All right. Bye, Versace.

- ♪ Why did I ignore all my friends? ♪

♪ Why do we stay forever? ♪

♪ Why don't we just forget ♪

- Oh, hey, guys. - Hey.

- What's up, guys?

- Where'd you guys go? - A little pow wow.

- Oh. - Baby.

Welcome back.

- I'm sorry.

- Whew!

That was awesome.

- What'd you guys do?

- Hi.

Thank you so much for coming again.

I hope everything went well.

- It was amazing.

- Oh, my God, it was amazing.

Um, you seem like one of my good friend's types,

and I just have one question.

Are you single by any chance?

- I am not. I do have a boyfriend.

- Told you!

- Okay.

- I told you.

- You are beautiful. - Thank you so much.

- Yes, you are.

- I'm sorry for my friends.

I apologize. - It's okay.

Thank you again.

- All right, guys, I hope you guys enjoyed Versace day.

- Oh, man. - Good job, Mike.

- Love you, Mike.

- Nice job.

- It's so nice to see my roommates

put their all into their activities,

'cause now stress is off my back.

Everybody thinks they can do a better job

than Deena on these vacations.

- Oh.

- I'm done!

Good job, Michael.

- Thank you, mama. You're the best.

Thank you.

- ♪ And I age like wine ♪

♪ Face card ♪

- ♪ White noise in the back of the car ♪

- Wait, wait. Spill your beans on your talk.

- I had a long talk with him.

He glazed by, like, the fight from this morning.

It was nothing.

It was, like, a lover's quarrel.

- He started to open up a little bit,

alluding to the fact that he's putting in the work

and she's not, or I don't know.

- I mean...

- . says that.

And then Angelina was like, "this is my job."

- This is a path of destruction.

And I just know from firsthand, from my own experience.

There's a lot of red flags here.

When you get older, you realize you waste time

on the wrong people, and your time

is short here on Earth, especially if you want

a family one day and kids.

Like, there's a reason that this is happening.

It's just not meant to be.

- ♪ Please, driver, take the long way home ♪

♪ So I can figure out a way to move on ♪

- Welcome to Pauly D Day!

- A little weird being on a boat with a bunch of couples,

and I'm not in a couple.

- Vinny's single!

- Oh, hey.

[cheering]

- We're all very competitive.

- Ste-rike!

There it is, baby! - Loser!

So we might all be fighting by the end of the night.

- You don't love her. - Oh, sh*t!

- I put up with her /.

- The f*ck? - Get the f*ck out, then.

Bye!

- ♪ Push ♪

♪ My homies need the kush ♪

- Oh.

- What is planned for tonight?

Who's got that on their list?

- All right. Well--

- Oh, it's you? - Mike had today.

I got tonight.

- Ew!

- It's Vinny's night tonight.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Don't worry.

Don't ask any questions.

- That's all I had to hear.

- We might be going to a strip club.

It's gonna be ratchet.

So I am ready for tonight.

- I hope he shows sh*t over here.

- Did you enjoy it? - I liked it.

I just thought it was a little weird.

Everyone was, like, looking at us and sh*t.

- I didn't know that when we were upstairs,

Mike took . outside.

- Oh, at Versace? - Yeah.

- So what did he say?

- Complete opposite of what Angelina was saying to us.

We're fine.

This is normal.

That's-- - That's weird.

That's sus.

- That is totally sus.

- Are we Gen Zs? - We are.

- That's sus, bro.

- It is.

- That's not lit.

- Because there's no logical reason why he's here.

- To be famous.

He got a f*cking check mark without telling her.

- Just got it and was like, oh--

- And then he said, this is my job too.

- [gasps]

- What?

That's, like-- that's--that's--

- I wanna tell him, I don't think you're

here for the right reasons.

- Oh, we're gonna say that?

- I don't know.

I feel as if I could possibly help Ange.

But the problem is, the last time

Nicole and I got involved in someone else's relationship--

Ron made out with two girls.

It just wasn't great for anybody.

- Stop it! Shut up.

- Sam, stop.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

So guess who will be back to being public enemy number one?

I don't know what to do.

- I don't mind saying that.

- ♪ Girl, what you doing? ♪

♪ I'm just in my bag and I'm bad ♪

♪ It's my season ♪

♪ I'm cold like Freon ♪

- I wonder what Vinny has in store for us.

- I don't know.

- Do you think it has to do with naked women?

- All right, let's go check out what tonight is.

Knowing Vinny, like, it has to be a nightclub or a strip club.

- We're gonna go enjoy the night, babe.

- It's f*cking Miami.

- Wholesome Vinny. Let's go.

- What's up guys? - Yo, what's going on?

- It's freezing. - Oh.

- Hey, girl. - Hi.

- Hey, what's up? - Hey.

- Hola.

- What do you think, Nicole?

- Oh, we're gonna go to a strip club.

- It's our first night going out, so it's gonna be lit.

- Yep.

- Vinny's probably already at the strip club.

- That would be awesome.

- Call Ange, see where she is?

- Yeah.

- Oh, there's Vin.

- My boy would not let us down.

We're going to someplace sick tonight.

- What do you guys think? Give me some guesses.

- I was thinking, like, clubs, strip clubs.

- Donkey show. - Donkey show?

- It's gonna be lit, kid.

- You guys think I'm some ratchet single playboy that

doesn't wanna settle down.

But I'm actually dating with intention now.

- Nah, come on. What club are we going to?

- I'm trying to clean my image up a little bit.

- Y'all, what club? What club?

- We're going bowling.

[music slows]

- Wow.

- Really?

No, we're not.

I'm not trying to--

- No, for real. - No, for real?

- For real.

- Like, naked bowling or--

- Guys, I'm wholesome now.

- For real? - You a troll.

- Wait. Where we going?

- It's a prank. - It's a prank.

- Please? - For real, for real?

- Seriously?

We came to Miami, and we're going bowling?

This is ridiculous. - Damn.

My boy let me down.

- I'm not trying to go bowling at all.

- All right, babe, let's go back to the room.

- Am I the only one excited for bowling?

[crickets chirping]

- Is there chicken tendies there?

I know exactly what they have at bowling alleys.

But I think we're missing a--

- Oh, yeah, where's Ange and-- - Oh, that's another activity.

- What's new?

[curious music]

- Good?

- I mean, in a perfect world, I'd stay home.

But it's not a perfect world.

- So let's just make the executive decision

not to go then, Ange.

- They always tell me, don't bring . on these vacations.

But I don't wanna be alone.

But why the f*ck am I bringing somebody

on a vacation, but I am still alone?

I'm trucking along over here.

I feel very odd about the rest of this vacation.

I don't even know where to go from here.

I don't know.

I'm gonna call them.

- Are we leaving then?

- I guess.

I'm not gonna pry.

I think she just needs her space.

Hopefully she shows up.

Let's just go.

all: Vinny sucks.

- Where's Angelina?

- Are we really going bowling? - Yeah.

- Wait. We're really going bowling?

- I think he's telling the truth.

- I do too. - We ain't going bowling.

- ♪ Start drinking ♪

♪ Try anything you want ♪

- I love bowling.

- There's no way this kid got us going bowling.

Yeah, this is a prank.

I don't even think he knows how to bowl.

[upbeat music]

- Lucky Strike.

- Lucky Strike it is.

- Oh, so we're really going bowling.

Like, actual bowling.

- Whoo! We're going bowling.

I like bowling.

- ♪ Walking, strut ♪

♪ Fancy time or nothing ♪

♪ Dance away, swing me high ♪

♪ Make it low and play it slow ♪

- I don't wanna wear shoes.

I don't have socks.

- You guys got a ?

- Zack, let me see your foot size for a minute.

- Oh, my God. - It's ridiculous.

- I'm gonna tap in right now.

- Tap to order.

Two diet sodas, a Bavarian pretzel appetizer,

chicken tendies, mozzarella sticks,

chips and dip, herb lemon wings, the quesadillas,

pizza with the works.

I'll have one of everything.

I'm trying to get this food right now, man.

[phone ringing]

- Ange is calling me.

- Hey, where are you guys?

- We are at the bowling alley.

- Bowling alley?

f*cking Vin.

- We're at Lucky Strike.

- I'll see you soon. - All right.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Is she coming?

- Yeah.

- Is he coming?

- I don't know.

- A bowling alley?

[belches]

- Do you want a drink? - Great.

- Sounds good.

- Yeah.

- Sounds good.

- [sighs]

He's acting like nothing happened.

Like, bro.

- [whistles]

- I'm weak.

Mm-hmm.

Divorced.

Found my dad.

He tried to use me.

And now I'm getting used again.

When I settle with somebody that's literally

calling me a beast, like, not normal.

Verified check.

Like, why?

Why?

Just love me for me.

And I'm like, but if I leave him,

he's gonna get another girl.

And maybe he'll fall in love, and maybe

she'll be better than me.

It's like, who gives a f*ck?

Who gives a f*ck?

[sighs]

Where do I go from here?

All right, we're coming.

[upbeat music]

- Food is here. Food is here. Food is here.

- I may have some nachos.

I'm not gonna lie. - All right.

- Coming in hot.

- Oh, my God, there's more.

- This is insane.

- So I have a game for us.

Every pin that is left up, you have to drink for.

So if you have three pins left up,

you have to drink for three seconds.

- You get a strike, you don't gotta drink at all

because they're all gone. - Ste-rike!

- Let's drink, b*tches.

- ♪ No rules ♪

♪ Let's play ♪

- Let's go!

Come on!

- Here she is, b*tch.

We're all very competitive.

- Ste-rike!

There it is, baby!

- We all wanna get the highest score.

- Damn. - Loser!

So we might all be fighting by the end of the night.

- Hiyah!

- b*tch wh*re.

- Bottoms up.

- Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!

- Drink up. - Drink, drink, drink, drink!

Vinny, I'm having fun. - Nice.

- I was being such a little brat in the beginning, but--

Drink, drink, drink!

Vinny actually did really well.

Okay.

- Angelina's here.

- We got somebody.

We got something.

- Hey.

- You made it. - Vin!

- We have arrived. It's good.

- You're late.

- Yeah, I know.

Thanks for waiting a little bit, though, for us.

- Is that from my store?

You're wearing my shorts, b*tch.

- I told you I was.

- I've actually been having a good time with Angelina.

Got a spare. Let's go.

- Snooki short shorts.

- She's been having fun with us, being Ange.

- That's what I'm talking about!

- Good job.

- But when Angelina is around .,

she's shut down, not talking.

So I hope that's not the case tonight.

- Do you want a drink?

- That was like--

[tense music]

- Is she okay? - I don't know.

I'm gonna find out.

- You just play. - No, no, you gotta go.

You gotta finish the game. - I'm too tired to play.

- Come on. You got three more frames left.

- I can't do it anymore. - Come on.

- I forfeit. - Don't spoil it.

- Nicole, she missed my strike. - I'm sorry.

I was talking about tequila. - Oh, my.

- I was talking about tequila.

- f*ck. - No, you do it.

- My love, my love.

- Finish strong. Come on. - I'm okay, I'm okay.

- Finish the game. - Come on.

I don't wanna do it anymore. I can't even walk.

- All right. - Now I'm starting to judge.

- I don't wanna bowl for you too.

It ruins the fun of it.

- Nobody has to bowl for nobody.

- Yeah. - Just go.

- Everybody just relax.

- Can you take me home so I can take a nap, babe?

- Yeah.

- Come here, you.

Angeliners.

Why were you, Jenni, and Nicole away for so long?

Are you gonna fill me in at all?

- Yeah, in a little bit.

- Eventually?

What's that mean?

- He's listening.

- No, I was saying--

- I'm not doing it. - You guys are away.

I was wondering--

- Let Nicole do it.

- I'm gonna take a nappy on the other side.

- I don't know whose story is--

Is correct, but something's f*cking off, man.

Something's wrong.

- I forfeit. I can't.

- You gotta. You gotta finish the game.

- No need to fight over who's bowling for each other.

- [belches]

- . brings the mood down, makes it awkward.

He's, like, ruining the vibe.

I'm over it.

Can I ask him my questions or no?

- Yeah, you could ask me, Nicole.

I don't care.

- Oh, man, this is gonna get f*cking bad.

- Why do you love her?

- I love her because--

- That's a good question.

- Asking questions. - I don't know.

I mean-- - Why do you love her?

Ugh.

Like, what the f*ck?

There's gotta be, like, a few reasons that you can spit out,

and he just has none.

- She's just my best friend.

- Why is she your best friend?

♪ ♪

- sh*t's getting heated over there.

Nicole is getting a little saucy.

- When you say someone's your best friend,

you say why you love them.

- Who the hell are you to put me on the spot like this?

- He looks scared. - You don't love her.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Who the f*ck are you to tell me I don't love her?

- Stop! You don't love her!

- The f*ck?

[upbeat music]

- Who the f*ck are you to tell me I don't love her?

- Stop!

You don't love her.

- The f*ck?

- Nicole, she's just like, you know what?

I'm gonna address the elephant in the room.

- Why do you love her?

- Who the hell are you to put me on the spot like this?

- And here we go.

- You are using my friend Angelina.

- Oh, my God!

- I'm using her.

- Yes.

- Oh, you're missing-- there's a fight happening.

- I know. Zack was texting me.

[laughter]

I was taking the ultimate cat nap

because I am full of tequila and nachos,

and you literally see me rise like the Exorcist

out of the booth.

- Give me some reasons I'm using her.

I love her.

- Because she treats you like sh*t.

Why'd you get a verified check?

- Yo, sh*t.

- I don't like the whole Instagram thing

that Vin did, getting a verified check behind my back.

When I met him, he had , followers.

His Instagram had no fitness sh*t on it.

I'm dating you because you're a regular guy,

and then all of a sudden he starts

posting like a f*cking madman.

It's like, this is not what I signed up for.

- We talked about this. - No.

- Yeah, you did, you said, I'll get you a verified check.

- No, I never said that. That's a lie.

- Did he tell you that he applied for it?

- No.

- That's f*cking shady.

That's a red flag.

- But then you just lied to her, and then everybody.

- How did I lie to her?

- And you're making me look like a f*cking liar.

- This is f*cking awkward.

- Angelina, dead him. - Let her dead me.

Let her dead me.

I'll move on fine.

What's the big deal?

- Wait a second.

Wait a second.

What did he just say?

- You're not gonna be upset?

- I put up with her /. - Pull up with her?

- And you're gonna tell her to dead me?

- At what point do you just say goodbye?

- You wouldn't last a day with the sh*t I deal with,

with your friend here.

- Oh!

- We know she's a mess.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- We know Angelina isn't perfect.

- You know who you're with.

- So what am I doing wrong? - No, I'm just saying.

- Who's complaining?

- I don't even know what I'm even saying.

- Who's complaining?

You obviously have a problem for some reason.

- What am I--what am I saying?

- I don't know, Deena.

- We're not doing this.

- I'm, like, trying to fix it.

- Don't. - Why do you love me?

- Just shut up.

- I'm not trying to fix it anymore.

I'm not getting involved.

It's my new motto.

I'm not getting involved.

Do you guys think this is a--

- Worse than f*cking what she said.

- Can you guys-- - Who gives a f*ck?

- I'm not gonna get involved.

Honestly, I'm okay with staying out of it.

Do you feel comfortable--

- You're not even coherent right now.

So who are you to be talking right now?

You drank enough.

- I wanna stay out of this one. [laughs]

- But if I'm putting up with her right now

and trying my best--

- Because you're trying to be famous.

- Putting up with me?

- I'm not trying to be famous or an as*h*le.

- You're weird.

- Get the f*ck outta here.

- I mean, you got the blue check mark behind her back.

You're saying this is your job now as a reality star.

And Jionni would never say that.

And I feel like if he did, I'd be like,

are you using me to, like, try and get famous?

Like, I don't get it.

- Your fiancée is coming to us with huge concerns.

- You're using her.

- And as her friend, we're gonna back her.

- And that's perfectly fine.

I told Mike the same thing today.

That's fine.

- Mike, what did he tell you today?

Where's Mike?

- Yeah, no, no.

I'm--I--I'm good.

I'm not getting involved in that.

I just don't like the energy.

I can't be anywhere near it.

It's gonna bother me.

I don't like anybody raising their voice to me or my squad.

She has faced the anger, the vibes.

It's just ugh.

And I can't get close to that smug f*cking look on his face.

You wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face right now.

- I don't got a f*cking smug face.

- Yeah, you do got a f*cking smug face.

- You already had to beat him up once.

- Shut up.

- [laughs]

- I'm just gonna say, your relationship is private.

But if it's not working, it's not

healthy for either one of you.

And I think that sometimes separation is--

- Needed. - Is needed.

- She's right.

- And it'll only help you both figure

yourselves out, if you're meant to be or you're not.

If it's not working, it's never gonna work,

and it's gonna get uglier and uglier and uglier.

And I don't want that for either one of you.

Based off of my own experiences,

we want them both to know they deserve better.

They deserve happiness.

They're human.

These things happen.

But I kind of wanna help them realize their own worth.

- Stay out of my business with Ange.

- Just stop, Vin.

- So then how am I not allowed to defend myself?

- Okay, never mind.

- Should we get you guys separate rooms tonight?

- We'll be fine. - To cool off?

- Go.

Yeah, go.

- You want a separate room? - Mm-hmm.

- All right. Okay.

We'll play the theatrics.

- Should we wrap it up, guys? - f*ck.

- I think we need some space right now.

- Thank you.

- I did not want this to happen.

But at the same time, the girls,

they are really showing me that they are there for me.

- Well, Vin, great bowling night.

- Yeah, it was a great night.

- Wait, I don't to go in with them.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm going Nicole.

- Lauren.

What the f*ck?

- Who's in that one?

- That one's full.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- No, but there's no room, honey.

- Can we find it? Can we find room?

- Lauren!

- Nikki's yelling for me from the other van.

- I am in awe of that dumpster fire, to be honest with you.

- We got everyone but them.

- That's terrible.

- But Angelina can't point the finger

and be like, oh, it was Mike's fault.

- You just got really defensive.

- I got nothing to do with that sh*t.

I could have easily came in and either defused it

or made it worse, but--

- No, we had it.

- I was just, like, letting it happen.

- Can you guys put the AC on?

- They need to cool down, down there--back there.

- f*ck off.

- It's awkward with Vinny . and Angelina.

It's awkward with the rest of us.

It's, like, the first time that there's been

some call out between us and the Vinny .-Angelina drama.

We can't make this sh*t up.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, what?

- Okay.

- I wanna see Angelina happy,

but that sh*t toxic as f*ck.

- Bye-bye.

- Good night.

- Who knew bowling could be that entertaining?

- Bro.

- Ooh, honey, that was a doozer.

- Psh, nose dive.

- That's not looking like a good situation.

- I did not see that coming.

- Not on my bingo card.

So what happens now?

- That's a .-Angelina thing they gotta pick out.

- Enough.

- All right.

I know for a fact he's mad at me

that I didn't f*cking stand up for him.

But how could I stand up for him?

He's f*cking literally lying, saying that I

knew about the verified check.

I'm not gonna stand up for somebody that's lying about me.

I don't know why that even happened.

Like, you should've just been like--

- I don't know, Ange, maybe because behind my back

you say things you shouldn't be saying.

- Behind your back?

I said it all to your face today.

- I'm glad Nicole said something.

- They can't keep doing what they're doing.

- It was nasty.

I just didn't like his reaction towards Nicole.

At the end of the day, it's like becoming

a very toxic thing.

- It's at the boiling point.

- When I leave tomorrow morning,

you should really just continue to remain on the outskirts.

- Yeah, no.

- It's so toxic and so negative

that they just need to crash and burn themselves.

- If you want out of the hole, you gotta put down the shovel.

- They got extra shovels right now.

- I'm going back to the Instagram because it shows--

- Someone could spend $ a month

and have an Instagram check right now.

- But I didn't ever told you I was gonna get you one.

And then I woke up, and you just had one.

- Big deal, yeah, I'd like to have my page verified.

- That makes no sense. - It does.

- I'm actually really done-- - There was a Twitter about me.

- At this point.

- I'm not allowed to cover myself?

- Get the f*ck out, then.

Bye.

Leave.

[somber music]

- ♪ Big dreams ♪

♪ Punching underwater in your sleep ♪

- I'm gonna take Jenni's advice right now,

and Vinny's sleeping in another room.

I did not want this to happen.

Like, this is just a nightmare for me.

- ♪ Apocalypse ♪

♪ And something nice to eat ♪

♪ God damn ♪

- Hi, P.

♪ ♪

f*ck my life.

Oh, my God.

- ♪ It will all turn to dust ♪

[indistinct] Peanut.

♪ ♪

Things, like, should not be this crazy.

I'm sorry.

The word is just f*cking sad.

That's the word.

- ♪ Big dreams ♪

♪ Punching underwater in my sleep ♪

- Thank you, Peanut, my ride or die till the end.

♪ ♪

- ♪ We up now, what now ♪

♪ I think we weathered the storm ♪

♪ I'm getting blessed for all my efforts ♪

♪ I'ma bring you along ♪

♪ So bring me along ♪

♪ Finally got the world in my palm ♪

[phone ringing]

- Hello? - Hello.

- Hello. - Yeah, buddy.

Today's gonna be a movie.

It is Pauly D Day.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Swim trunks and bikinis.

Meet in the cast suite in .

I love this time of year.

- All right, you got it. - Who is that?

- Okay, Pauly D Day.

- What are you wearing?

- Getting ready for the yacht.

Today, it is my day, and I'm hooking up

the family with the dopest yacht in Miami.

It's gonna be sick. There'll be food, jet skis.

It's Pauly D's Yacht Day.

No one is going to have a bad time on a yacht.

You can't.

- Well, this is what happens to me when I get stressed,

I break out.

- I almost wanna be like a friend

to be like, hey, I want you happy.

I finally am at peace with Angelina,

and it has taken me months.

But it's a scary place to be if you

involve yourself in other people's relationship problems.

I feel bad for the whole situation.

It's not a good place to be in.

- I need to make sure you're okay.

- Got a little mad.

The angry elf came out.

- And honestly, she kind of, like, I think,

needed it and appreciated it.

It makes sense.

Angelina had a lot of questions.

Nicole wanted answers for her, and so she asked,

not giving a f*ck.

- Why do you love her? Do you love her?

Why do you love her? - You're an as*h*le.

- You're weird.

- Get the f*ck out of here.

- I can understand him arguing with her,

but for him to redirect it to you.

- I should have stayed out of it.

- I wonder if that's how he gets with Ange.

- That's what I'm saying.

- I deal with her every day.

- Then why are you with her?

- That's literally--

- Because you're using her.

- Of course.

[upbeat music]

- Where'd everybody go?

My wifey has left to get home to the kids.

I'm definitely gonna miss her, but BDS has got this.

- You should really just, um, continue

to remain on the outskirts. - Yeah, no.

It's time for Big Daddy Sitch to roll up his sleeves.

- Whoo, Pauly D Day.

- Oh, I got a surprise for y'all.

- Come in.

Are you okay? - Yeah I'm good. You?

- Obviously not good. That was terrible.

- It didn't feel nice to be in the predicament I was in.

- But--

- I was honestly caught off guard.

- Everything Nicole asked you was kind of things

I've been asking you.

- Okay.

- I couldn't defend him in that moment.

I'm not gonna yell at my friend.

That is just asking a question that he should have

just answered with no problem.

But also, I don't blame her because I wanna know

the answer to them too.

- But where are they on a random Wednesday

when I'm dealing with you having mental anguish?

I'm there grinding it out with you, not them.

- Why do you say it like that?

- Last night was a little nutty, huh?

- It was bad.

- They crossed these lines that I don't think

couples should ever cross.

- When I get all your Ponzi people involved.

Deal with your own sh*t.

I don't got a militia behind me f*cking making calls.

- I don't want people to think I'm lying right now.

- All right, I ain't a scumbag. I ain't dirtbag.

I ain't a skell.

- We're not perfect couple by any means.

When we fight, we just know to separate a little bit,

come back, revisit.

I'll never say anything that I can't--

- Take back. - You called me a beast.

- That's what you're making me out to be.

- But you call me a beast, so it's basically

the same sh*t. - Oh, beast.

Oh, my God, beast. Cut it out, beast.

- Oh, man. You just called me that again?

- Beast.

- Because sometimes you get comfortable

and you don't wanna leave.

You're like, ugh, I don't know what's gonna be there

for me when it's gone. - Yeah.

- It's harder to leave than it is to stay.

- I think I'm in a nightmare.

- Your nightmare existed before me, Ange.

- Not like this.

- It's gonna go on after me too.

- Okay.

He's blaming me all over again.

f*ck out of here.

- All right, so I'm gonna go back to the other room.

- Okay.

- Call me later.

- It was really bad energy.

He was fighting with Nicole.

It was getting dirty.

- It was bad.

- Nicole was really sticking--

- That's why I didn't get in it.

- ♪ All access denied to the squad ♪

- Oh.

- Vinny.

- ♪ This party is private ♪

- I just wanted to come here myself,

say my side of the story.

- ♪ You the type that we would dodge ♪

[dramatic music]

- Awkward.

- ♪ I'm feeling the vibe ♪

♪ Vibe ♪

♪ I'm feeling the vibe ♪

- Yeah, so last night, I started to take my own beat.

You know what I mean?

I got a separate room, chilled out.

- Okay. - Which was nice I think.

We got a little space. - I just--

- Are you leaving or are you staying?

- I mean, as of now, I just talked to Ange a little bit.

I mean, I think we need a little more, maybe, space.

I wonder--like I said, I know it's your day, Pauly.

You planned the day and everything.

I was looking forward to it.

But I don't wanna show any disrespect

that I didn't show up today, but

I'm just taking a beat on my own.

- She's still coming?

- She's supposedly still coming.

- After I saw everything last night,

I'm glad that we're seeing you because, like, you can't be

upset with her friends saying, like, yo, because she's telling

them, I wanna get away.

- I understand completely.

Like I said, I have no ill will against Nicole.

- But I saw the whole thing.

Your vibe, it was very negative.

It's not a good look.

If I was him, I would apologize to the group

for arguing with someone that's under feet.

- I'm not getting involved in your relationship

because nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors.

- %. - I get it.

I've been in extreme relationships before.

- Yeah.

- And my advice is, there comes a point

where you're like, how much can you put yourself through?

Is it worth it?

What about my self worth?

Listen, unless you've gone through it,

nobody really knows the struggles

it is to maybe get out of a relationship

that's not the best for you.

Sometimes you maybe need to hear the truth.

When there's a pattern of negative things happening

continuously, there's a reason why there needs to be a change.

- Hi. - What am I walking into?

- I'm just giving advice.

Do--I'm just saying whatever.

I'll say the same thing to Ange,

'cause I want you both happy.

You deserve happiness, because I know you're like,

but we have this love.

- Did I come in at an inappropriate time?

Was I not meant for the meeting?

Like, what is happening?

- Oh, my God, I'm sweating.

- But I put the grind in for the two years-plus

I know her, seven days a week, sometimes hours a day.

- Oh, dear.

- We understand that. It's just from our standpoint--

- Look at the bags under my eyes.

I never had these before. Look at the bags.

I get--

- Hello, Nikki.

- What is happening?

- We're about to have Pauly D Day,

but we're doing relationship therapy first.

- God. - All right.

With that, I just hope you all have a good day.

Maybe I'll see yous a little later.

- We really wish the best for you, her.

- All right, I appreciate it.

Boys, girls.

Appreciate it, Mike.

- Okay.

- Have a good night, guys.

- All right.

- Well, this is just so freaking weird.

. is, like, dabbing everybody and then rubbing my shoulder

without saying anything.

Freaking awkward.

- Welcome to Pauly D Day.

[cheering]

You know what that means, right?

I got us the dopest yacht you ever seen

in your whole entire life.

That's jet skis, food, turning up, South Beach.

Let's go.

- Nothing I love more than a yacht in Miami.

Usually, there's not, like, moms on the yacht,

but still, it's a good time.

- Does anybody know if Angelina's coming with us?

- Oh, sh*t.

[somber music]

- Have fun. Enjoy Miami.

[knocking on door]

- Come in.

- Are you okay?

- No, I'm not okay.

- We're gonna have fun today.

- Yeah. - You know, I know you don't--

- When you don't look good, you don't feel good.

- Well, do you have big glasses you can put on?

- No.

- Hold on. This is on wrong.

Take it off.

- See?

You would think somebody would take

accountability for anything.

And it's, like, not--

it's not hitting.

- Don't let him ruin today.

- Yeah.

- Today, it's Pauly's day.

We're going on a yacht.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- I know you're going through it right now,

but you'll be okay.

- I don't know, guys.

You guys just go.

- No. - No, we want you to come.

- Which one do you want?

- Yeah.

- Thank God for them.

I really needed this right now.

- We did it, yo. Let's go.

- Oh. Thank you guys.

- You're gonna have a great day.

Try not to stress.

- ♪ I'm trying ♪

- ♪ Yeah, I went and got fed up ♪

♪ Put and together ♪

♪ Man, it doesn't add up ♪

- Hi, guys. - Hello.

- Let's do this. - Okay.

all: Pauly D Day.

- Oh, yeah. I love it.

- On the count of three--bowling.

- No. [laughter]

- We're good. - [laughs]

- We're going on a yacht.

- Let's go!

- We're going on a yacht.

- Yes.

- Ange, just try and have a good day today.

- Yeah. - Just have fun.

- We're going on a yacht, b*tches.

- Pauly D Day, baby, let's go.

- Where's your boat, man?

- Right there, right down there.

- Oh, damn!

- I actually had a little yacht in my binder.

So the fact that Pauly is doing a yacht, yes!

- Holy sh*t.

- If I had a boat, I would call it the SSTD.

No, I'm just kidding.

I don't have a boat.

[honk]

Get it?

- Show us the way, Pauly.

- Wow, this is nice.

- Oh, my goodness.

- This is a nice-a*s boat.

- So nice on a yacht.

- Deena, look at all the drinks.

- They're cross your name out.

- I love it. The Chooch--ice water.

[laughter]

- Can somebody get me a Chooch?

- Nice hat, Mike. You look like Popeye.

- [laughs]

- What do you get when you put The Situation on a ship?

- Situationship.

- Oh.

- Come upstairs.

Today, I'm ready to be a true meatball, enjoy myself.

- Can we have music, please?

- I wanna dance. I wanna drink.

I wanna be rich on a yacht.

Oh, this is a beat.

Today is gonna be a day.

- Whoo!

- ♪ Ooh, I'm in the mood for love, love, love ♪

♪ Ooh, I'm in the mood for love, love, love ♪

♪ For you ♪

- Yes, Sam!

- ♪ My temperature's rising, rising ♪

[cheering]

♪ Ooh, my heart rate's higher, higher, higher ♪

♪ You're gonna feel my fire, baby ♪

- We're sailing!

- Wait, guys, wait. - "Titanic."

- Let me get you.

- Look at me, man.

- Feels like you're flying.

- Oh, that's cute.

- Come on, Ange. - No, Vin.

- We're the only single ones up here.

- Oh, my God. - I'm not gonna lie.

It's a little weird being on a boat with a bunch of couples,

and I'm not in a couple.

- Are you single?

Vinny's single.

- Oh, hey.

I want, like, the party boat next door to rescue me from all

these f*cking couples doing king of the world

"Titanic" sh*t.

Oh, f*cking corny.

I can fly, Jack.

Tell me you'll never let go.

- I'll never let go.

- Oh, my God, I'm gonna be single forever.

- Are you guys doing a destination?

- We like-- - Wedding?

No. - I say you do it at Jenks.

[laughter]

- Should we give you a plus ?

- When is that gonna be?

- Probably next year.

We're gonna wait a year, at least--

- Next year? Yeah, let's do it. - I'm not in a rush.

- Let's say yes.

That could be like, a good goal to have

is to try to get a plus for your wedding.

- It's good to set goals, you know.

- I'm definitely more ready now for that.

- Bro, did we already did this?

"Double Shot ."

- Oh.

- women, bachelor.

- I'm trying to get a little tan right now.

Y'all, mark yourself safe from a Diddy party right now.

I'm safe.

- Well, he doesn't want us, Ange.

- He might want Mike.

- I think we passed Diddy's house.

[phone ringing]

- Who dat? - I don't know.

Hello? - Hello.

Hey, Nicole, it's Pam Slaton.

How are you doing? - [gasps]

- Holy sh*t.

- Hey, Pam.

- How are you?

- Ah! What do you want?

What do you want? - Holy sh*t.

- I'm so busy with the kids and work and then

vacationing with my roomies.

I totally forgot that I had a talk with Pamela,

and she's trying to find my birth family.

- Okay, we're in business.

- Pamela gave Angelina this, like, binder.

- Angelina's paternal family.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, my God.

- It was literally like a book report of Angelina's family,

and I really want my binder.

Do you have anything or no?

- Right.

- Okay. No, yeah.

I knew it was gonna take a little bit, so.

I'm really bummed.

I just wanna see pictures.

I wanna see what my siblings look like.

I wanna see what birth mom looks like, but also,

like, health reasons.

Not only for myself, but really for my kids.

- Hopefully by the time you get back,

maybe I'll have an update for you.

I just don't want you to worry.

- I know this is, like, really hard for Pam,

but I was really excited about getting my binder.

And I don't know if I'm gonna get my binder now.

- Thank you.

- Bye. Wow.

I want the freaking binder. - She wants that binder so bad.

- sh*t, now I'm stressed.

- No, don't.

- ♪ Just sit tight and hold on to love ♪

- Wanna take everyone to .

[cheering]

- It's possible.

- You're here talking sh*t like--

- I don't care what Chris said.

- All these arguments, there's usually one cause.

Was there infidelity in your relationship?

- Me personally, no.

- Oh, my God, there is some sh*t we didn't know about.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪