- You don't love her.
- Who the f*ck are you to tell me I don't love her?
- Stop!
- You wouldn't last a day, or your friend here.
I'll move on fine.
- Should we get you guys separate rooms tonight?
- Yes.
Everything's just crazy right now.
Am I ever going to get my happily ever after?
- What are you wearing?
- Welcome to Pauly D Day. [cheering]
- A little weird being on a boat with a bunch of couples,
and I'm not.
- That could be, like, a good goal to have.
Try to get a plus one by your wedding.
- Yeah. - Are you single?
Vinny's single!
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I wanna live the good life too ♪
♪ A new whip with a chick ♪
♪ With hips who rock ice too ♪
♪ I wanna sail on a yacht too ♪
- It's Pauly D Day!
[cheering]
- ♪ Let's pop them bottles ♪
♪ Let's tip them waiters ♪
♪ Let's stunt on them haters ♪
♪ They don't want us to ♪
♪ Let's flex this muscle ♪
♪ Let's stay on this hustle ♪
♪ From the bottom to the top ♪
♪ We up so high ♪
- Yacht day has been nothing short of amazing.
Pauly k*lled it.
[screaming]
We've all been taking turns planning the days in Miami,
so I'm going to take over dinner tonight.
This was sick, but as soon as we get back,
get ready to go out to a really fun dinner place.
- Ooh.
- It's a little eclectic, extravagant, unique.
- Stop describing me.
- Oh, God, please.
- I will request everyone to dress
super sexy because after dinner, I want
to take everyone to EEVEN.
[cheering]
We're in Miami.
Of course, this is my activity.
EEVEN is like a sick nightclub with acrobats
and dancing, bottle service.
And then there just happens to be naked women everywhere.
Love EEVEN.
- Let's get out of here, guys.
- So nice to meet you.
Thank you for everything. - Thank you.
- My pleasure.
- That was fun.
- What an amazing day it was today, guys.
I'm glad I ain't gotta handle the day no more.
So much pressure.
- Now you know how I feel, Pauly, the entire trip.
- Ang, you and . have separate rooms right now?
- Yes.
- Is he coming to dinner?
- No.
I need a break.
I had to separate myself from . after what
happened at the bowling alley.
- I put up with her /.
- Put up with her?
- You're gonna tell her to dead me?
- Stop!
Like, I did not sign up for fighting with this kid
here while everybody else has a grand old time.
I don't even know what the f*ck to do anymore.
It's like-- it's sad.
I didn't want this f*ck' to blow up like this,
but I do love that the roommates
are all coming together and being there for me.
I really needed this right now because I
don't have a lot of people in my life that are there for me.
- I have to shower.
I need to redo my makeup.
- Same.
- We have to be there by :, so just rush.
- All right.
- ♪ Hurry up, show me what you got ♪
♪ What you got, what you got ♪
- Mom! - Whoa, pounds.
- I'll see you guys soon.
- See you in a bit.
- You have minutes.
Wrong room.
- ♪ I'm ready to get down ♪
♪ I'm ready to get down ♪
♪ I'm ready to get down ♪
- Oh, Deena, you forgot to flush.
[toilet flushing] - Oh, sh*t.
- I am so ready for tonight.
It's gonna be awesome.
I'm taking everybody to Barton G's, which
is a super eclectic, unique dinner
spot where every item on the menu
is its own little work of art.
And also, we're going to EEVEN after.
That's why there's some extra--
maybe I should actually hide that.
- Oh, I'm excited.
I made this outfit specifically for EEVEN.
- Damn.
Baby look great.
I can't really like move in it, though, so--
- Well.
- I can't breathe much either, but here we are.
- Hi.
- Let's get this night started.
- Ooh, Sam, your boobies.
- It's EEVEN.
- "Jersey Shore" is on. Let me lower this.
I gotta leave it on for ratings.
It's a big night tonight.
- Oh-- - Big night tonight.
- --look at you!
- I'm ready.
- Since Lauren left, Mike's back to dressing himself.
- This one's toned down.
- Wow.
- Mike got my mom's tablecloth on tonight.
sh*t's gonna be fire.
- I like that shirt.
- Calm down.
- Vinny, remember EEVEN the last time you were there?
You were Captain Save-a-h*.
- I'm gonna save you.
[upbeat music]
- Vinny, hands in pockets at all times at a strip club
if you have a girlfriend.
- I'm trying to save her.
- And then, because I had nothing to hide,
I called my girlfriend, and I'm like,
listen, this is what happened.
She was a stripper, and I was like,
oh, let me save you because you look like you
shouldn't be a stripper.
- And then what happened after that?
- That was a mistake.
What did I do wrong?
- You were flirting.
- Just so you guys at home, don't do stupid
sh*t at a strip club and then
tell your girlfriend about it.
- Would you like a guy picking me up in a club?
- No. - I didn't think so.
- The truth does not set you free, baby.
Lie.
They don't want to know the truth.
Girls say they want to know the truth until they get it.
I'm sorry. I'm literally asleep.
Yeah. - Yeah.
All right, bye.
- That's the definition of when keeping it real goes wrong.
- Yeah, literally, literally.
- Anybody speak to Angelina?
- Nicole's gonna get her. - Oh, she is?
- Yeah. - Good.
Because I'm hungry.
- Ang, it's Nicole.
I'm just checking on you. You're not dressed?
- No.
You want to come in?
- I know she's going through it right now,
but Angelina's still in a freaking towel.
She has no makeup on.
Her hair looks like a rat's nest.
- We gotta go.
Everyone's in the suite.
- What should I wear?
- You don't even have an outfit picked out?
- No.
- Angelina.
- Where's Nicole?
- Is everything OK with her?
- Yeah, I think she's moving her along.
- How's this one?
- You look great.
We gotta get going, though.
- OK.
Are you wearing underwear?
- Yes, I'm wearing underwear.
- Oh.
- Are you wearing underwear?
- I'm trying to find it.
- Oh, my f*ck' god.
- It's like :, so--
- Oh, yeah.
Weren't we supposed to be there at
- OK, how did I not bring underwear?
- Angelina. Come on.
- We're already missing our reservation right now.
- We gotta get out of here.
- Wait. Oh, yes, I did.
- All right, you ready?
- No, shoes. - Oh, my God.
Angelina.
- Guys, it's getting late.
- I'm so hungry right now.
- We gotta go.
- I'm coming.
- You want a kid?
- I mean, maybe. - Angelina.
♪ ♪
- OK.
- Your makeup, you have to blend that in.
- Why?
- You have dots on your face.
You have to blend that in.
- What do you mean, dots?
- What the f*ck's happening in that room?
- There you go. All right, it's good.
Let's go. - OK, hold on.
Let me just put the volume up for her.
- Oh, my God.
- This is crazy, man.
[phone line trilling]
- Let me just get my bag. [phone ringing]
- Oh, hey, Dee.
- What's going on over there?
- She's coming. - Come on, hurry up.
- We're late.
- We'll be there in a minute. - All right.
Bye-bye. - You get out of here.
- Angelina, everyone's waiting.
- Wait.
- Why are you running water?
Are you brushing your teeth?
- ♪ She is the worst ♪
- There's people waiting for me.
- Come on.
- Dude, I look like sh*t.
- You look fine.
- It's like :.
- This is crazy, man.
- Do you think you could open this?
You're a great mom, so I just know you know how to do it.
- I'm definitely in mom mode, but I'm about
to beat your f*ck' a*s!
- We gotta get out of here. - Here they come.
- Hello!
- Thank you guys for waiting.
- You have to eat tonight.
You haven't eaten in two days.
- Do you get hungry?
I never heard you say once, "I'm hungry."
- In this situation, no.
- Only for d*ck.
- Vin, shut the f*ck up.
I would spit out your come in two seconds.
- Oh!
- Probably smells like bleach. - [laughs]
- Look at Chris' face. - Bleach?
- Oh, God.
- I want to eat tonight.
- Vin, I want to sit next to you tonight.
- Nah, I'm good.
- You're an idiot.
- It's kind of nice to hear Angelina bickering with Vinny.
- Who do you love more, Vinny . or .?
- Now, Vinny ..
- Oh!
- You always want what you can't have.
- Shut the f*ck up!
- It seems like she might be getting
back to her old self tonight.
- Angelina, I can snap my fingers and have you.
- I don't want your c*ck.
- There's my girl. There she is.
- I don't know who f*ck you think you are.
You came in three seconds.
- You're lucky you even got that.
- Shut up, Vin.
- She's back!
[screaming]
- Oh, my God!
- Holy moly.
I think Angelina knows what the stripper had for lunch.
- I'm hearing that you're talking sh*t, like--
- I don't care what Chris said.
- All these arguments, there's usually one cause.
Was there infidelity in your relationship?
- There was some deep-rooted sh*t
here we didn't know about.
- ♪ Big time living, no doubts now ♪
♪ Enough money to buy my mama a house now ♪
- Oh, it's happening.
Fancy, Sam.
- Hi.
- Welcome to Barton G.
- Ooh!
- Our very first c*ck.
- Ooh!
- It's smoking.
- There's more coming.
- Ooh!
- Ang, what is happening?
- Oh, my God!
Look at this one!
- That's for the DJ.
- It's playing. - Hey!
- Oh, my God!
- Sammi has brought us to Barton G's for dinner.
And they don't just like serve you a drink.
The presentation is everything here.
- My God, look at that thing.
- They brought you pasta.
- I love me some pasta.
- Oh, my God!
- That is amazing.
- Nicole, this is for you.
- Ooh, alien!
- There's foods coming out in little UFOs.
There's a popcorn machine.
There's a Buddhist temple.
This place is extra as f*ck.
- Look at this.
- That's for Angelina.
- You-- you would get the freaking coffin!
- Whoever made this for me, you know my life.
Because this is what I feel right now, honestly.
Sam, this is awesome. - This is--
- So cool. - --really dope.
But, guys, y'all know who f*cked up, right?
[laughter]
[crickets chirping]
- Oh, God.
- Ang, you're having such a good time with us.
We're having a good time with you.
It's a great vibe.
Don't go back to that chaos.
- Yeah.
[soft music]
- Angelina has the choice right now--
let go of the rope, or be dragged.
- I mean, that's not what I want, but this is hard.
Like, breakups are not easy.
- Are you breaking up?
♪ ♪
- I-- I-- I-- probably, but when you live with somebody,
it's not-- it's not an easy thing.
I feel bad.
I don't want any problems.
I don't want to fight again.
I'm so done with the fighting.
And then I think it would make him upset.
And, like, I don't know what to do at this point.
When we talk about this, like, I just want you guys to know,
like, it's not gonna be like, all right,
like, break up and then like, you can get the f*ck out.
Like, I can't-- you can't--
- You can. - You can't.
- You can. There are steps.
- Maybe just sit down and talk it out.
- You can't talk it out with somebody like him.
- But, Ang, the longer that you wait,
it's like a recipe for disaster.
You can't just go back to what you normally do, sweep it
under the rug, and then something worse happens.
I'm serious.
I've been a part of a lot of bad things in life,
and I'm just speaking from experience.
- I know Mike is trying to help me,
but he doesn't understand what I'm actually dealing with.
That whole feeling of abandonment, like going home
to an empty house again would f*ck'
be like the death of me.
I don't want him.
I don't want to change anything because I'm
doing myself right now.
- But you're going to have to deal with this in another day.
- You can tell this is a lot for Angelina,
so we need to change the subject
and keep things positive.
- All right, guys, there's a challenge happening.
- What?
- Vinny said, he'll hopefully have a girlfriend
to bring to our wedding by next year.
- Ooh, wow.
- Well, I hope that for you, Vin,
because you would be an amazing husband and father.
- Thank you.
- I feel like Vinny hasn't found the right girl
yet because he's super picky.
Everyone he's dated is, like, a young supermodel
that he found on social media, and it never works out.
Like, he's never really tried to date, like, a normal girl.
- You just have to be open-minded, Vinny.
- I am, Deena.
Let me check my Tinder.
- Oh, my God.
- To be honest with you, I don't
know if Vinny's ever going to find
somebody to settle down with.
He just keeps going on dates with girls
that are, like, years old.
So she's going to be wanting to go out to the club
and partying and living her life,
like, in her s, having fun.
She's not going want to settle down with a guy pushing
who likes to read and go bowling.
- All right, well, they just got to text me back.
[laughs]
- Excuse me, can I have another Tito's on the rocks?
- Ooh, baby.
Damn.
- He's going hard.
He's making a baby tonight.
[laughter]
- I'd be OK with making another baby tonight.
- [choking]
- Oh my God, are you OK?
- No more babies.
- [laughs] He was joking.
- [laughs]
- I still haven't told the roommates that me and Justin
have been doing IVF, and I had a miscarriage,
which is why I was really nervous to even share this.
I don't want to tell anybody, like, in the group,
just because, you know, like, I don't
know if I can carry a baby.
I want to tell my friends, but it's, like,
sad to go through the whole process
and then have to tell people it didn't work.
The whole thing is just sad.
- Let's just see what happens.
- You make beautiful babies and--
- We do make beautiful babies.
- You need to have one more. - No.
[laughter] - That was funny.
- I'm just praying that I can have
the same thing that they all have
with their families one day.
- Ready for dessert?
- Oh, my God.
- The hair is-- you could eat it.
- Yeah, it's cotton candy.
- Look at this money.
- Put it in front of Mike.
- Do I gotta claim this?
- What is it?
- Chocolate cake.
- Somebody pull me a piece of cotton candy.
- Look, I'm Angelina.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Oh my God, that is delicious.
- Incredible dinner.
But now we're all going to head to EEVEN.
[cheers]
- I mean, it's not bowling, but--
- Oh my God.
- Whoo, EEVEN!
- Let's go.
- Oh, God. It smells.
- It's like a stale air.
- Smells like a dead raccoon. - Oh my God.
- Vinny farted.
- No, he didn't.
- Did you fart, Vinny?
- It was tiny.
[laughter]
- Your tiny ones are the worst.
- Come on.
I eat like sh*t when I'm with these f*ck' people.
- Nasty! - Let me out!
- You f*ck, you.
- Let me out.
- Sorry, Chris.
At home, I'm eating almond flour water,
you know what I mean?
And over here, I'm f*ck' having an IV drip
of f*ck' caramel and cheese.
[laughter]
- Oh my God.
- I had my mouth open.
- If Vinny doesn't find a date for our wedding,
now I know why.
- . smelt that from the hotel.
- Oh!
[laughter]
[crickets chirping]
[upbeat music]
- Here we go.
[cheers] - All right.
Time to get selfish.
[cheering]
♪ ♪
- We arrived to EEVEN, and this place is awesome.
- ♪ What's up? ♪
♪ What's up? ♪
- Oh!
Oh!
Oh, damn.
- Everybody's raging, having a good time.
- Yeah!
- Chris better keep an eye on Deena
to make sure she doesn't make any friends here.
- Deena!
You're amazing.
I could give you my number if you want.
[phone chimes]
- You gave the stripper your phone number?
- I don't know. - Deena.
- I love this!
- No numbers.
No numbers.
- I'm not gonna get any numbers from any strippers this time.
- OK. - I know now.
- She sent me a picture of us and I hope we can meet again
Oh, my God. I can't.
f*ck my life.
- Hi, how are you?
Vinny, nice to meet you.
Vinny.
So I am currently looking for companionship, a good woman
to start a life with.
- This is Mike. - Hi, Mike.
- He's married, but, you know, I'm single.
[laughter]
And this seems to be a really good place to start looking.
[laughs] You know, it's not the best, you know, but it's--
[laughs]
But it's possible, you know what I mean?
I've been single my whole life.
Now I'm looking for a wife.
- A wife? - Yeah.
- You're going to find her here.
- Really? - Yeah.
Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
Are you serious?
One of these women here might be his date
to mine and Justin's wedding.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Let me see you shake the floor ♪
♪ Make it bounce ♪
♪ Give me more ♪
♪ Let me see you shake the floor ♪
- [screaming]
♪ ♪
- [screams]
Oh!
All right, we're still alive.
Let's go!
Oh, sh*t.
Hello.
- Deena seems to be having a great night tonight.
I mean, I know I f*cking am.
[laughter]
The best thing about me is, like, I can go to EEVEN
and be touchy feely, but it's not cheating.
- Why are you asking follow-up questions?
Keep it moving, I swear to God.
[laughter]
- I feel like the further Angelina gets from .,
the happier she gets.
Come here.
I don't really know why she wouldn't want it
to be like this all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
- Angelina doesn't need a significant other
to come on these vacations.
I'm always single.
Mike is here without Lauren.
Nicole comes by herself, and we always have a great time.
- Everyone is so gung h* about me being single,
but it's hard to take that leap.
- I'm just very overwhelmed at this point
and I don't know how to feel.
And right now, I just want to drink
my f*ck' drink and put my face
in a stripper's a*s in peace.
That's it.
- [screams]
Oh my God!
- Angeliners, I don't even think this is allowed.
- Holy moly.
I think Angelina knows what the stripper had for lunch.
- [screams]
- Angelina complains about my farts,
but then has her face in a stripper's a*s.
Come on, girl.
All I know is, I'm not the only one on "Jersey Shore"
that's going to have pink eye.
Guys, I think I'm getting pink eye.
- Yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it.
That's what you get for putting
a girl's a*s in your face.
[laughter]
- Oh my God!
- Listen, we need to go before someone gets arrested.
- All right, let's go.
- Tonight was so fun.
- That was a good time.
- It was crazy.
- Angelina, I saw your nose in that chick's a*s.
- I had to.
- That's a new definition of brown nose.
- I had to turn this into a Boomerang.
- I basically went to third base in a dancer's a*s.
That was a great night.
Hey, after all this sh*t, I needed that.
- All right, guys, here we are.
- Yo, Angelina, go kiss . when you get back to the room.
[laughter]
- Stupid.
[upbeat music]
- [singing in Spanish]
- Oh, I don't feel great today.
- Oh my God.
- I'm hung over.
- Oh, I don't feel good.
Stop.
- Why do you not feel good?
- Mommy has what's called an adult headache.
- Yo, last night was fun.
[laughs]
- Yeah, Angelina, look, she was like--
- Oh, yeah.
I will tell you this.
She had a really good time.
And she doesn't have a good time
when she's with her boyfriend.
- She was definitely not quiet last night.
She was eating.
- And she was eating, all right.
- I'm sure she was drinking. - She was eating that booty.
[blows raspberry]
- Oh.
I'm so sick, Peanut.
This morning, I don't feel good at all.
Ooh.
Maybe it's from the hangover
and all the stress and exhaustion
and all the f*ck' drama I've dealt with on this trip.
- I put up with her /.
You guys wouldn't last a day.
I'll move on fine.
- Vin and I are still in separate rooms,
and I'm so stressed out right now.
I need medical assistance before anything
to get this day started.
- Whew, feeling well-rested today.
- It's over here.
- Medic!
- Hi.
- Hey, hey, Angie. Got my friend right here.
- Thank you for coming.
- No problem.
- I'm so sick from all the stress in my life.
- I mean, what the hell?
- I projectile threw up.
- Oh, wow.
- The fight that I had with my fiancé, it's just been so much.
- I mean, come on.
This is crazy, man.
I'm taking this very seriously.
- Oh, Mike texted me.
- Come into the cast suite.
We have to have a family meeting.
- Uh-oh.
- What's in store today?
- I'm going to rally the troops.
- Oh, no.
Stop it.
Uncle Mike needs me. Stop.
- And we're going to help a friend in need.
- Like, I'm very nauseous.
I'm breaking out.
Like, I'm like a mess here.
- I don't think she's going to be OK
if she goes home by herself without addressing
this situation.
- I didn't sleep for three days, and I was hardly eating.
- That's not good.
- Good morning. - What's up?
Good morning. - Hey.
- Sit down. Get comfy.
- What's all this? - Oh, gosh.
Mike has a notepad.
- Just walked in. Why am I getting a pen?
- I am too hungover for this sh*t.
- We have a situation that I want to discuss with you guys.
- Like, so dehydrated.
- Drink enough water, or--
- No, I don't like water.
- What did you drink?
- Cranberry vodka and shots.
- It's been a wild week, so I think it's time for a sit-down
with Angelina and ..
- sh*t.
We're in f*cking Miami, Michael.
Why aren't we doing this at home
in New Jersey, where it's cold and wet and not and sunny?
- When someone's relationship is so toxic
that it's starting to affect her health,
it's our job and duty to say something.
- Nausea, like, it's just, it's unbearable at this point.
You have to see how much I throw up.
I took a video.
- This is no way for anyone to live, so--
- I mean, she's not eating. - So we are at-- yes.
- She's not sleeping.
Like, I made her eat last night.
- Because she got sick, I heard.
The medic was there.
- Whoa. - That's my vomit.
When I'm in, like, stressful situations, I throw up.
- I see the cranberry.
- Listen, they've spent hours apart, guys.
Guess what happened in those hours?
- You know what I did last night?
I put my face in a stripper's a*s.
Maybe I got the clap.
- Last night, Angelina had a good time, positive vibe.
We were all happy, right?
- She doesn't seem like she can be herself around him.
- Mm-hmm.
- What's interesting about Angelina's
relationship is like, I have more fun when I'm with Nikki.
Angelina has more fun when she's away from ..
Red flag.
- Why would they even want to be together after all of this?
- Sometimes you get, like, stuck in a toxic mess
because you're scared to leave and you don't know what's next.
- We have to say something.
There needs to be a means to the end.
Are you guys going to stay together?
Are you going to break up?
- I'm like, really nervous how Angelina is going
to take the entire thing.
But at this point, they're bringing
the fights onto vacation.
Angelina's saying one thing to one person.
. is saying one thing to one person.
- When I say to him, like, why are you with me, he's like,
I don't know. - That's my woman.
I love the girl.
As good as ever, we'll probably have sex tonight.
It's going to be great. You know what I'm saying?
- We need to figure out what's really going on here.
- Yeah, I have a feeling how this is going to go,
so I think me and Justin should go enjoy the weather
while you guys handle this.
- No! - No!
- You're going to leave us?
- Enjoy the weather?
- We're going to go get a drink.
Have fun.
- They always will find a way to spend a nice sunny day
stuck in a hotel.
- Just ruin it.
- For them, not for us, though.
- This is already done. You want more?
I don't know.
- They do help.
- You can take another one.
- Thank you.
- After this, you'll be able to drink and not throw up.
- [laughs] I f*ck' love you.
I'm totally vibing with this nurse right now.
I'm about to f*ck' stick my nose in her a*s.
- Some girlfriend going in.
- Oh, just f*ck' fill me up.
- I just feel like we're going to be waiting a while.
- But I can't wait too long.
- We leave in a couple hours. - Yep.
Tonight. - Damn.
- So I'm hoping Angelina shows up sometime soon.
I have a flight to catch.
I have a double-header tomorrow.
I have a day show in Vegas and a night show in Orange County.
- I'm double-booked as well.
I have two dates tomorrow, one lunch, one dinner.
The earlier one is younger, so I have less faith in that one.
- How young?
- .
- That's pretty young, Vin.
- Oh, my God, you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
with a -year-old?
- I'm , girl.
- You're-- you're-- you're pushing .
- She was on Raya.
It's a dating app.
What do you want me to do, say no?
She seems like a nice girl.
- Where are you taking her, McDonald's?
- I find it funny that the women in this group judge me.
Jenny got engaged to a -year-old.
- She was, what, years old when the show came out?
- No, eight.
- Your f*ck' boyfriend's .
[laughter]
Stop with the double standards.
I'm not going to say, oh, if someone's years old,
I'm not going to go on a date with them.
Like, what if it's a really mature -year-old
that wants to get married?
The most amazing -year-old comes along too,
then I'm willing to do that too.
Good luck finding an amazing -year-old, though.
[laughs]
- Oh my God, he's going to be
dating -year-olds and we're all going to be like--
- That's not true. - Uncle Nino.
- Yeah. - I'm in heaven.
[cheering]
- No, no, no. - That is gross.
- You should have never told me.
- What are you going to have in common?
- Now they're fixated on the age.
- Old man dating a young girl.
- Guys, this is a pointless conversation.
- The later one is older.
- Thank God.
- She's . - Oh.
- Ew! [laughter]
- Thank you so much.
Thank you for the IV.
♪ ♪
- Get this party started.
- Yeah.
- It is time to text Angelina
and . to come to the suite.
[phone chimes]
- Oh my God.
- We got to get to the bottom of this
before something really bad happens.
All right, guys, it's game time.
Let me get my notes ready.
- Oh, no.
I feel like I tried the sit-down already
and it didn't go good.
So I feel like we should mind our business
because this is such a crazy relationship.
I don't know how this is going to go.
- I think all we can do is try right now,
and our heart is in the right space.
- I'm very nervous.
I mean, there's a huge blow-up with Angelina
if you just go get lunch with her.
I can't imagine a family meeting
about her toxic relationship going well.
- ♪ We're about to blow ♪
♪ We about to blow ♪
♪ Tell em, tell em ♪
♪ We about to ♪
♪ We about to blow ♪
- I hear 'em. - OK, something's happening.
- It's happening. - It's happening.
- ♪ We about to blow ♪
[upbeat music]
- All right, guys, it's game time.
Well, we're glad that you joined us.
- Oh my God.
Are you rehearsing?
- Yes.
- Mike lives for this sh*t.
- Probably can't sit in here.
I have to pack.
- I thought we're in this together?
- Nah.
- Oh, man.
- We want to end this trip on a positive note,
but the only way to end on a positive note
is to address the elephant in the room, which is Angelina
and .'s relationship.
- I'm scared.
- I'm drinking.
- This is definitely a delicate situation
because conversations like this go sideways very
quickly if not done correctly.
- OK, Dee, how are we going to start this?
- This is your thing.
- [laughs] - Yeah, good luck.
- What's up, guys? - Hey.
- Hello. - Hey, what up, man?
What's up? - What's good?
- What up? - Where's Ang at?
- I don't know.
- Has anybody seen her?
- I don't know if I have underwear.
- I guess we all wanted to talk because we're all going
home, you know, tomorrow.
And, you know, there's been stuff
that we've seen on this vacation
that's been a bit alarming.
And sometimes you have to take a step back, get some space.
Is that even a possibility?
I don't know.
- I mean, we don't have the perfect relationship,
but she's told me abandonment is a big thing for her, right.
- I want you to be here.
It's an abandonment issue I have.
So when somebody doesn't come home,
that's a big thing for me.
- I want to stick with her and help her through it, because I
feel like I was put in her life for a certain reason,
to help her through something that maybe she's been
dealing with her whole life.
Just imagine Lauren abandoned you--
- Yeah.
- When you were going through the deepest, darkest sh*t.
Maybe she would regret it. Maybe she wouldn't.
But I think I would regret it.
So at the point I'm at right now,
I want to be everything I can to help her.
- I think that's, like, really sweet of him
that he feels the need to do that,
but I don't know if that's the best thing for either of them.
- Guys, I had to get an IV.
- Sit. Ang, sit.
- Oh.
What the f*ck?
[tense music]
- You know Vinny, right?
- As soon as Angelina walks in, . gets quiet.
- What have you guys been talking about?
♪ ♪
- I don't know.
Angelina definitely wears the pants in that relationship.
- We were just going over, like, listen,
we're about to get out of here.
This vacation was a bit wild.
What are your plans going forward?
- I'm just blindsided.
Why do I have to have a sit-down every vacation we do?
I've already answered every g*dd*mn question
that I could be f*cking asked.
I'm not going to figure that-- I have to go home.
We need to talk about this.
- Because they get all of this.
- And I don't know if you expect me to do that right now.
- No, no, I'm trying to help both of you guys
be transparent.
- We're just concerned seeing what's happening.
It's not healthy.
- [sighs]
- Sometimes you have to reset and refocus, take a step back,
so that you realize whether you care for each other
or you need to focus more on yourselves.
There is a phrase, if you let the bird out of the cage
and it comes back, it's meant to be.
You know, if you're not appreciating your presence,
respect the absence.
You guys definitely should try to find
ways to make the relationship better and not bitter.
- Mike gives good advice, but he also
just, like, regurgitates quotes he hears from,
like, his calendar of the day.
You know what I mean?
- I appreciate it, but I can
never tell if Mike's, like, actually giving advice or,
like, you know, selling his book.
- My thing is that you don't really take,
like, accountability, ever.
Like, gym, I woke up the f*ck' first two days.
I'm like--
- : in the morning-- - And there was nobody there.
- Kiss her goodbye.
I wake her up, bring her a snack.
- I don't give a f*ck about the gym.
I don't give a f*ck.
- It sounds like she doesn't just let the guy
go to the gym.
And that's probably one of the big problems.
You got to let a juice bag
from Staten Island go to the gym.
That's like their life's purpose.
- Ang, it's important for him to get his time.
- %.
I'm not taking that away. - He needs that.
- But then when I try--
- Gym, tanning, laundry is a way of life.
- Yeah, you should know that.
I tell my wife, when I go to the gym, I need minutes.
You cannot-- - But you tell her, though.
- You cannot disturb me.
- It depends on what body part.
- If it's legs, I need five minutes.
- Yeah. [laughs]
- Do you guys trust each other?
- Yeah.
- Come on, Ang.
I moved in with her basically since I
met her two years ago, right?
I wasn't given a key.
The only thing I was given was a garage opener.
- That could be safe.
- And anytime I want to get locked out, all she has to do
is unplug the garage and I can't get in the house.
And mind you--
- It's my home, it's my f*ck' house.
It's my house. - Ang, all my stuff is there.
That's where I live, dude. - No, OK.
- I dropped my whole life, and I moved in with you.
- You can keep saying the-- no.
- I'm not allowed back in the house.
What do I know what's going to happen to that sh*t?
- You have everything in your car, dude.
- . is getting locked out of the house every couple weeks.
He has to live out of his car.
This is f*cking weird.
- And then she got cameras installed all around the house.
And for the longest time, I wasn't allowed access to that.
- What?
- I don't know why you always have to--
- You know? - OK.
- No, because you-- - OK, get to the point.
- I have to deal with all that.
So it's a lot of sh*t, and I'm not perfect.
- This ordeal is, like, coming up again.
Why are we even doing this right now?
- Seven days a week. - Can we-- can we--
- Is it that big a deal?
- f*ck that.
- I really can't get to the root of the issues
because there's just so many.
- That you got mad at the bowling alley
because I didn't tell her I bowled in seventh grade.
- I don't like that you don't tell me anything.
- Anything, she just resents me.
- And he just thinks, it's not a problem.
It's not a problem. It's a f*ck' problem for me.
- Anything I do, I can say boopity-bop, you know?
- This is a couple that has resentments.
- Get out of work, she's already calling me up
at : rushing me home.
- Who gives a f*ck if I call?
- I'm not home.
I can't even stop and take a piss because
I'm getting hounded to rush home.
I had to be tracked.
- A lot of trust issues.
- I got a lot of stuff, like, I document.
So I have things lined up in case
you try to go for the jugular.
- Well, I have sh*t on him too then.
- Blackmail.
- I'm a legal resident there, right?
All my stuff is there. - And mind you--
- It's my home.
- --we are getting into squatters' rights.
- I wasn't allowed to use any type of social media
as for her. - It's not-- there's no rule.
It's just to verify sh*t.
Pisses me off.
- A fake page on me the other day on Twitter saying
all these derogatory things.
- Who the f*ck doesn't have a fake page?
- There are so many red flags,
I haven't even seen a green flag, to be honest with you.
- Our first date, I was picking up sh*t and litter for her--
- OK, that's what they all say. Even Chris said--
- I don't care what Chris said. I don't know Chris.
I don't want to know Chris. I never will know Chris.
- Hey, guys. Let's-- come on, come on.
We're trying to find solutions here.
- I don't like this.
- I've been witness to many toxic relationships.
And this one right here, it's taking the cake right now,
the Funfetti one.
- I'm hearing that you're talking
sh*t at the barbershop.
That's f*ck' sad.
- Listen, to not trust where your partner is at or always
questioning are they at the gym or are they really at work
means you're feeling insecure about your relationship.
And there's usually one cause.
- It's little stupid sh*t that it doesn't seem like
it's a lot, but it is a lot.
- Wait, I have a--
was there ever infidelity in your relationship?
- Me personally, no.
- Me personally, no.
- All right. So me personally, no.
- Why do you say it like that?
- I speak on my own self.
- I speak on myself.
- OK.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Do you feel there was?
- I don't know.
- Well, there was a month that we weren't together, but like--
- We were always together, Ang.
- Oh my God, there is some deep-rooted sh*t here
that we didn't know about.
♪ ♪
[tense music]
- Was there ever infidelity in your relationship?
- Me personally, no. - Me personally, no.
- Do you feel there was?
- I don't know.
- Well, there was a month that we weren't together, but like--
- We were always together, Ang.
- But we didn't do anything.
- The way Vinny and Angelina are answering Sam's infidelity
question has me shook.
- I know on my behalf--
- On my behalf--
- I've been nothing but-- - Same.
- --faithful.
- And you hope not on the other side.
- And I would hope on the other.
- Exactly. I have not.
- And that's it.
- So maybe one of them did cheat.
So now that would make sense with, like, cameras
and wanting to know where everybody is all the time.
I don't know.
- Where do you stand on the marriage thing now?
- I mean, I'm still engaged.
I still want a future.
I just would never want to get married or bring a child
into this world with someone where
my relationship isn't good.
- Does Angelina agree with what he just said,
the marriage part, the kids part?
- The marriage part, it's like, so
then, like, the other part is like, what are we doing then?
That was my plan, to have children
with Vinny before marriage because, I mean,
I could get married. I don't give a f*ck.
But you got to understand, a man could have kids at, like,
, but a woman can't.
And I ain't Janet Jackson, man.
And I ain't got Janet Jackson money.
- That would be irresponsible on my behalf
to bring a child into this world
when today and tomorrow is as good as it can be.
- Oh.
- We're together.
I don't agree with that.
- This is what these guys do.
They f*ck' use these fights as a way to cop out,
to not have a f*ck' kid with you.
Oh.
- I think many people in this room
agree with not rushing into either marriage
and definitely not a baby.
If you guys are getting into fights every couple days,
adding a child could be very, very detrimental.
- I don't know. Whatever.
If somebody's not going to give me a kid,
I'm going to go out and do it myself.
That's what Lala Kent is doing.
Why do you think Lala Kent is doing that?
Because she went through f*ck' the same sh*t
with her ex, sort of.
Not everything.
- Do you love her? - I do love her, yes.
- Do you love him?
[soft music]
- Angelina pauses.
- I just-- oh.
- Do you love him, yes or no?
You can't answer that question?
Red flag.
- Well, things have gotten a little bit worse lately.
I mean, like, that's just what it is, but like, I don't know.
Listen, I don't-- it's not that I don't love him every day,
but lately, just the things he's just been saying to me.
- For a long time, I didn't stick up for myself with you
because you're a beast.
You wouldn't last a day, or your friend here.
I'll move on fine.
Where are they on a random Wednesday
when I'm grinding it out with you?
- Oh.
It's been so heartbreaking and just so mean that, like, just,
I'm just confused at this point.
I feel like lately, I can't, like, I love you, but like,
I don't know.
Are you trying to, like, take me down?
Like, I don't know what to f*ck' believe anymore.
- Can I ask you a question?
Do you consider yourself healthy,
like healthy relationship?
- I don't know. - No.
- Obviously not. - No.
- There's just a lot of nastiness,
you know, on both ends.
You just have resentment for each other.
And when you lose trust in a relationship,
it takes its toll.
And it never gets better when you lose that trust
and you have this ick about the person.
When you-- you can't come back from the ick.
- You develop the ick, there's no coming back.
- When you've got an ick in a relationship,
every single thing they do just bothers
you and you're just like, ugh.
And it does not get better.
And I know this from experience.
When you get the ick, you need to move on.
- Do you have the ick?
♪ ♪
- ♪ I'm over it ♪
♪ I'm over it ♪
♪ I'm over it, I'm over it ♪
- It never gets better when you have this ick about the person.
- Do you have the ick?
- I feel like you guys are starting
to get that ick because every little thing bothers you.
- I don't know.
I'm just tired, you know?
I don't think I'm there yet, but if things keep going
in the direction they're going in,
oh, I will have that ick factor.
- I've gone through it. People go through this.
You're staying because you're comfortable
and you're scared of the unknown.
You live together.
It will be harder for me to move out.
What's my life-- what's my next step?
I'm lost.
I don't know how I can function.
This is my life.
Why would I want to let that go when I just did
so much to be where we're at?
But it never gets better.
It's going to get worse and worse.
And you can't get that time back.
Like, my s were shot to hell.
I can't get that back.
You guys deserve better, both of you.
You just have to find out how do you get out of it.
- We want both of you guys to be happy.
But the way that you guys are acting right now,
it is not healthy to be together.
- Clearly you are unhappy.
You are sick.
I mean, I don't see how it's healthy for either of you.
- It's just sad, all of this.
Everything's so sad.
I was far more in love with Vin in the past than what I am now.
And I'm just f*cking numb at this point,
and I don't know how to feel.
- Maybe like a first step would be a little bit of space
for the betterment of both of your health
and the health of the relationship.
Or else it's going to fail.
You have to do something to save your relationship.
- If it's, we can't save it, you know what
I mean, like, we have to talk.
- Do you want to save it?
- When Angelina can't answer and say yes,
I was like, oh my God.
I think she just realized it's over.
- I don't know.
I think we all got the answer just now.
♪ ♪
- I didn't want to tell you guys,
but I've been going through, like, complications.
- Like, do you think you can't get pregnant?
- You can't even say you love me.
So you're just pretty much using
me as a pawn to have a kid.
I'm done with this sh*t.
- On the way to AC.
It feels like the old times, boys.
- [laughs]
- Oh my God, guys. Pamela's calling me.
- I found your birth mother.
- [gasps] - [gasps]