02x06 - House of Dummies

[bunniefuu]

[dramatic music playing]

Thank you, Jared.

Guests, it is time to reveal
who you think the millionaire is.

[Umeko] Everyone knows
the millionaire is Nick.

But the thing is, I need to make sure
that the millionaire stays in.

I had a secret agenda.

"If you succeed,
you will steal the million dollars

and become the new millionaire."

"But there's a twist."

"The current millionaire must also survive
the elimination dinner."

[dramatic sting]

My plan was convince everyone
to get Hunter out.

But I am nervous that Hunter
was able to sway people to vote out Nick.

I did not do all of that work
for me to not become the millionaire.

[exhales heavily]

[Peter] Before I tell you
the results of the vote,

I shall now reveal
the millionaire's reward

for completing their secret agenda.

Their reward was canceling
up to two votes cast against them.

[dramatic sting]

With only eight guests in the game,
this could mean they've saved their skin.

I will now reveal
the final results of the vote.

[suspenseful music playing]

[music ends]

The snake.

Hunter.

[somber music playing]

Before you go, Hunter,
please open your box

and show the contents to the other guests.

Extremely well played.

And

while we're here, I also, uh, I lied
about my profession this entire time.

-I knew it.
-[all laugh]

I play poker professionally.

[Kevin chuckling] No way.

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

-I saw you playing with them chips.
-[Hunter] Casino…

Oh my God!

[Hunter] Yeah, yeah.

Hunter, I'm sorry. Your time here
at The Stag has come to an end.

[dramatic music playing]

-[Hunter] Goodbye, Umeko.
-[Umeko] Bye-bye.

-Brother. Hell of a game. Oh my God.
-[Nick] Good game.

I'm extremely proud
of the way that I played.

Unfortunately, Nick betrayed me,
but that's in his best interest.

And Umeko definitely sold me out.

Although loyalty
and… and all that is important,

trusting everyone in the world
isn't necessarily the best decision

if you want to be successful.

That was my downfall in this game.

[music ends]

[bugs chirring]

[Peter] Guests,

it may be no surprise that you sent home
an innocent guest tonight.

But what will be a surprise is this.

Yesterday, randomly gifted
to a guest in the estate,

there was a second agenda.

[Daisy scoffs]

[dramatic music playing]

[chuckling] What?

[Peter] They were successful,
and their reward is huge.

They've stolen the money
from the millionaire.

That guest is the new millionaire.

Wait, hold up. What?

It means Nick doesn't have
the money anymore.

[Peter] Look around.

Someone at this dinner table
just lost a million dollars,

and someone else took it.

I get the money in my box,

and nobody even knows
that I did anything weird.

Somebody has played you all.

[dramatic music continues]

Who is holding the million dollar secret?

Happy hunting.

Oh my dear Jebus.

[Nick] I'm not the millionaire anymore.

If Peter didn't make that announcement
that somebody stole the money,

I'd probably be dead in the water
in the next elimination dinner.

I mean, I'm pretty grateful for it.

But now I got to focus on figuring out

which one of you stole my damn money.

[theme music playing]

[clinking]

[pop ballad playing]

[intercom chimes]

[Peter] Good morning, new millionaire.
Would you please join me in my study?

[pop ballad continues]

[Umeko] I came here to represent,

and I feel like I owe it to myself
and a whole bunch of people

to make it to the end,
and I really think that I can do it.

I'm willing to manipulate.
I'm willing to lie.

I got to do any fricking thing to win.

[music ends]

[Peter] New millionaire. Look at you.

It seems like you're playing
quite a sophisticated game.

I'm trying. I have to win. [chuckles]

I know this about you,
but no one else does.

[suspicious music playing]

You were an intelligence analyst
for the Navy.

That's as much as I can say. [chuckles]

I do thrive under pressure.

Being able to see the big picture
is something that I'm good at.

You have to have backup plans
for backup plans…

-Yeah.
-…and I just feel like in this game,

it's like, "Oh, sh**t, I've done this
for seven years." [laughs]

You're going to have to bring
all those skills to bear.

Inside this box is a completely different
life for you if you can keep it.

As the millionaire, you have powers.

You can gain even more powers
by completing the secret agenda.

If you succeed
and survive the vote yourself,

you will have a k*ll shot.

[chuckling] Oh my gosh.

And two people will go home.

The guest everyone votes for
and one more person of your choosing.

If you fail or don't attempt
your secret agenda,

you will have three additional votes
against you at the elimination.

Uh-uh.

You must say these five phrases from
other languages to the other guests.

Konnichiwa.

Hasta la vista.

Bonjour.

Mahalo.

Ciao.

[laughing] Oh my gosh.

You must complete this agenda

before the winners of our guest activity
enter the Trophy Room tomorrow.

-Okay.
-Good luck.

[inhales sharply] Ciao.

[Umeko] I have this crazy agenda,
but I have to do it.

[dramatic music playing]

I spent a lot of my life
dedicating myself to my country.

Now that I'm out of the Navy,

I realize I don't even know
how to be a normal person.

Winning this million would give me
the opportunity to pour back into myself.

I'll be able to create new experiences
that aren't surrounding the mission.

I get to just be me,
whoever that is. [chuckles]

-[harp glissando plays on intercom]
-[intercom chimes]

[Peter] Hello, guests. The new millionaire
has just received their agenda.

Another exciting itinerary is before us.

Today, enjoy the estate.

In the evening,
we will have a guest activity.

It's pretty a-maze-ing.

[chuckles] They'll never get that.

[music ends]

[Daisy] Hi, guys. How's everybody?

-[Kevin] Let's get this day started.
-[Kaleb] What up?

-Hello.
-[Kaleb] Waiting on--

The man of the hour, dude.

Me? I thought I'm not
the man of the hour now.

-[Kaleb] Yeah, yeah.
-That's why you're the man of the hour.

I had a big light-bulb moment
in the last 24 hours.

I am very suspicious of Umeko.

I feel like the new millionaire had
a pretty big agenda to complete

to get the money.

And I wouldn't be surprised if that agenda
was to convince a house full of idiots,

clearly, to not vote for the millionaire.

I wonder if we keep the millionaire in
now that we know who the millionaire is.

I think we need to vote out Hunter.

And we all fell for it.

I have got to talk to more people.
I'm coming for Umeko.

[Daisy] What is this
delightful concoction?

-Pure beautifulness.
-[Nick] Sweet.

-Looks very nice.
-[Daisy] Mocktails! Mm.

I do feel we should be waiting
for more people.

-[all] Yeah.
-[Kevin] Wild how little it's getting.

[Nick] Oh my God.

-[Lauren G.] Mm-hmm.
-[Daisy] I know, top seven.

I know that people are trying
to look out for odd behavior.

So doing this agenda with a small group
might be the best bet for me.

-So who's got the money? Hands up.
-[Daisy chuckles]

-Thought I'd try.
-[Kat] Worth a try.

That's a good question.

It's worth a try.

I was pretty surprised when that was said.

-I was shocked.
-[Kevin] I was too.

Shocked. I thought for sure
we'd just all get to go and…

Take another shot
at getting the millionaire out.

-[Daisy] Yeah.
-I'm surprised an agenda was accomplished.

Uh, yeah.

And there's a new one right now
for the millionaire.

-[Kaleb] Right.
-Frickers.

I really hope it's another clothespinning.

-[chuckles] What are you talking about?
-Just come out with it.

[Daisy] Clothespin game.

I wanted to go in the water so bad,

but I had, like, three clothespins
in my… in my pocket.

[all laughing]

So it comes out. That's good.

Wait, who was the third?

[Lauren G.] Were you
part of the clothespinning?

[Kevin] You didn't say nothing.

-I don't tell y'all secrets. [chuckling]
-[Lauren G.] You got clothespinned.

-[Kaleb] Can I talk to you?
-[Umeko] Okay.

-[Daisy] I wanna talk to you.
-[Kevin] All right.

I am very worried about Umeko.

I can't believe that Umeko also got
clothespinned and did not tell me.

I need to talk to her
because this is very concerning.

So…

Who… Who do we have?

-Who is our group? What is our group?
-Exactly.

I think our final four is Nick,
you, me, and Lauren.

I feel like we're at a point
where now we gotta make certain moves.

I feel like Nick has shown that he'll play
the game and he has inside things.

[Kaleb] Umeko is one
of my best alliance members,

maybe my number one,

but Umeko seems to be
protecting Nick at all costs.

I need to figure out
if I can still trust her.

I was hoping you would say Lauren
because that is--

That's all. I don't say her name
because I don't want people to know.

Like, people know I'm loyal to you,
but they don't know that about her.

I know now that
Daisy is loyal as they come.

I don't agree.

Daisy didn't vote for Nick.
Right? I knew that.

-I knew that too.
-Okay.

So maybe that doesn't mean loyal.
That was probably too big a word.

It's just the way she was acting.
She shows that she cracks under pressure.

[Umeko] I want to get
this agenda done out the gate.

Kaleb, I feel like he's not hip
to some of the things

and he won't know what these words mean.

And then when Daisy started talking,
I was like, "Oh yeah, you gotta go."

-Ciao. Hasta la vista. Bonjour.
-And… And--

-You gotta go. Mahalo for being here.
-Yeah.

Well, it's possible
that she's the millionaire.

I hit Kaleb with four out the gate,
and they kind of went… [mimics swooshing]

I don't wanna… I don't wanna push my luck.

I'll save the "konnichiwa" one for later.

So we're just gonna put that one
in the back pocket for now.

I had a pretty big light-bulb moment

about who has the money.

Okay.

I sat down with Umeko, and she was like,
"We're gonna vote out Hunter."

-This starts to grow.
-Mm-hmm.

She starts telling more people.

Could her agenda have been
to get us to not vote for the millionaire?

[sighs] Oh, bro.

-Because she got all of us on board.
-[Kevin] That is true.

[Kevin] I mean, you were
really on board with it though too.

Have you seen anything else?

-I mean, that's pretty big. Agenda.
-Yeah.

I would not be afraid
to get the money right now.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Daisy] First time I hear about this plan
with Hunter, Umeko's like,

-"I want to get Hunter out."
-[Lauren G.] Mm-hmm.

And I said, "Why?"
"I wanna break up the bromance."

And I think her agenda was
to save the millionaire.

And we were so worried about the bromance.

Should we have been looking
closer to home?

Listen. When I came into this house,
it was 65% young people.

-Yeah.
-Look at us.

You and I need to stick together in this.

[tense music playing]

[Kat] I was extra shocked
that somebody else knew

that they were gonna get
the money if they did it and did it.

-Yeah it's…
-I did not see that coming at all.

[Nick] Somebody knew the whole time.

And it's probably somebody who didn't
have a problem with Hunter going home.

[Kevin] That's one thing I wanted to ask.
What did Umeko say to you?

Because she was one that started it.

[Nick] Uh, I don't think it's her,

but I also owe her my life
here in this house, but I don't…

That's fair.

If she did that and did the agenda on me
or something the whole time…

-She deserves it.
-[Kevin] Was there a reason why?

Umeko helped me get through a time
where my back was against the wall.

So I have her back no matter what,

but I would love to figure out
if she's the millionaire.

The millionaire has a lot of power.
I want them on my side.

[harp glissando plays on intercom]

[intercom chimes]

[Peter] Guests, please dress warmly,
then meet outside

to head to our next guest activity
on the estate's farm.

And keep your wits about you
as it's easy to get lost out there.

[ominous music playing]

[birds chirping]

It's very important
for either me to win this

or somebody really close to me
to win this, Nick,

so that one of us can get into
the Trophy Room and manipulate the clue.

[music intensifies]

So this is going to be
a hoot and a holler.

[chuckling] These corn st*lks are so huge,
and it's so dark.

I want to win so bad.
I want to get into the Trophy Room.

I really think I know
who the millionaire is,

and this clue is literally everything.

[Kevin] Let's do it.

[music ends]

Welcome to your guest activity,
my amazing maize maze.

If you're wondering
if I brought you out here in the dark

to make you run for your lives,

then you'd be correct.

[all chuckle]

[Peter] In this devilish game,
you must hunt in the dark to succeed.

You'll be looking for me
in the center of the maze.

There is only one issue.

To get to me, you must find three crows
and solve their riddles

by handing them the correct animal figure
that are associated with our game.

Only once you've unlocked
all three riddles

can you come and look for me
in the center of the maze.

You may have noticed
there are seven of you here.

That means we have one extra player.

I will give one of you an opportunity
to receive solo access to the Trophy Room,

where you will get a clue
about the millionaire.

But you must make
it through this terrifying maze alone.

Who would like to take the risk
and run this maze alone?

[Nick] Why are you looking at me?

Nick's the only one
who's actually not the millionaire.

Oh, that is true. That's fair.

So you want me
to sprint through this thing?

Just let Nick win. [chuckles]

Uh, yeah, it'll be fun.
All right, I'll go by myself.

But the… But the other groups
still get to go through.

-He's not automatically the winner.
-[Kevin] Three v. three v. one.

-Everyone's gonna run the maze.
-[Daisy] Okay.

[tense music playing]

[Umeko] Daisy is pushing too much
to play the game

even though everyone knows that
Nick should be the one to get the clue.

Girl, that… that makes you look guilty.

You're not helping yourself,
but you're helping me.

So, it's all good.

I'll choose medallions
to assign the other two teams.

Okay, so on team two, the boar, Lauren.

-The sheep, Kevin.
-Yeah, let's go. [chuckling]

And the gazelle, Umeko.

[Umeko] My team, we're solid.

Kevin is very quick,
and Lauren, she's super smart.

So we're gonna win,
and I'm gonna go get the clue.

[Peter] So on the other team,
Kaleb, Daisy, and Kat.

And running solo, it's Nick.

[all chuckle]

I don't love that
Nick is running the corn maze alone

because I am concerned
that he is too close to the person

I suspect is the millionaire,
which is Umeko.

Goodbye, and good luck finding me.

[Peter mock laughs]

[all laughing]

[ominous music playing]

Yoo-hoo!

You are entering the maze at the same time
but from different entrances.

The fastest team to crack the riddles
and then find me

wins access to the Trophy Room.

Come and find me.

[crow squawks]

[Peter] On your marks, get set, go!

[epic music playing]

[Nick grunting] Okay,
going through the maze here.

[Lauren G.] Ew, can you see any gaps?

-[Umeko] No.
-[Kevin] Not yet.

[Lauren G.] Wait for me.

[Daisy] See anything?

-[Kat] No.
-[Daisy] Okay.

[Nick] Okay. Okay. Thank the Lord.

[Nick sighs and mutters]

"What traffic blares?"

Horn?

Horns. Rhino, rhino, rhino, rhino.

[chimes]

Rhino's correct. Okay.

I know I'm gonna sprint a lot faster
than anybody else.

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna beat everybody
and get access to the Trophy Room.

[Nick chuckling]

-[Umeko] I don't like this.
-[Kevin] Oh, jeez.

-[Umeko] There's another path.
-[Kevin] I know.

Oh, we got one right here.

All right, let's see the clue.
All right, here we go.

[Umeko] "If there's tears,
it's a false alarm."

-This is…
-It's probably not the person.

The bear was Melissa, right?

-[Lauren G.] If there's tears…
-[Umeko] The boy who cried wolf.

[Kevin] We're gonna try the wolf, right?

-Wolf. Nice.
-[chimes]

-[Lauren G.] Get it.
-Which way do we wanna go?

Let's go this way.

[Lauren G.] Last corn maze I was in,

some guy jumped out at me with a chainsaw,
and I swore I'd never go back.

So I've got a little bit
of corn maze trauma,

but I'm gonna have to keep up,
and I'm gonna solve those riddles.

I wanna be in that Trophy Room,
and I want that clue

because I think
Umeko might be the millionaire.

[epic music continues]

-[Kat] Gonna keep going left.
-[Kaleb] All right.

-[Kat] Okay. Crow, crow. Okay.
-[Kaleb] All right.

"Think of a field and it clicks."

What's in the field?
A mouse is in a field?

-[Kat] Yeah.
-A mouse and a rabbit.

-[Kat] Field mouse?
-Field mouse.

-He's taking his time.
-[Kaleb] Yeah! Let's go.

-[Kat] Which way? Left again?
-[Daisy] No. This way or this way?

-[Kat] Yeah, go right.
-[Daisy] Okay.

[Nick] Where's the crows at?

[Nick panting]

Oh, is that a crow?

[exhales] That scared me.

"If there's tears, it's a false alarm."

It's a wolf.

[chimes]

Yes, that works. Okay.

I just need one more crow.

A common tactic is to go right every time.

That's what I'm gonna stick to.

I feel like I'm crushing it.

[epic music continues]

[Kevin sighs]

-You don't see anybody? I don't like this.
-[Umeko] No.

[Kevin] Yeah, I don't like this.

-Let's go the other way.
-f*ck. Sorry.

[Lauren G.] So going back?

-[Kevin] Yep.
-[Lauren G.] Okay, go back.

-[Kevin] Oh boy, we're real conjumbled.
-[Lauren G.] I feel like we're leaving.

-[Kevin] That was the wrong way.
-[Umeko] Run.

[Kevin] We gotta go back into the maze.

We keep getting lost, and oh my gosh,
I'm getting so irritated.

I need to get the clue to the Trophy Room

so that I can make sure
that it doesn't point to me.

[Kevin] I'm following my gut.

Oh, we got one right here.
I'll grab the clue. Here we go.

-"Wears what traffic blares."
-A horn.

Horn. A rhino.

-Bingo.
-[Lauren G.] Awesome. Get 'em.

[epic music continues]

[Daisy] I think we gotta go this way.
I think we gotta get going that way.

-[Kaleb] Okay, yeah.
-[Daisy] We gotta head this way.

-Do you guys agree?
-[Kat] Yeah.

[Daisy] We're running through the maze.

You're literally like a chicken with
your head cut off, but we have to win.

-[Daisy] Crow! Oh! Crow!
-[Kat] Oh, there she is.

So I'm going to keep moving, moving,
moving their little tushies

and get us into that Trophy Room.

-"If there's tears, it's a false alarm."
-A wolf?

[Daisy] Which one cries?

Rabbit cry, snake cry, wolf cry.
A wolf cry?

-Wolf.
-[Kat] Wolf.

-Hold the mouse.
-[Daisy] We gotta keep going.

Okay, we'll go this way. This way.

[epic music continues]

[Nick breathing heavily]

[Nick] I'm just doing the same thing
over and over again here.

I pretty much run in circles at top speed

for like three or four minutes straight.
I'm so lost.

What am I doing?
Didn't I just come this way?

Do we know this crow?
We haven't seen this crow.

-"Wears what traffic blares."
-Is that a code?

[Daisy] Horns. Horns, horns!

-[Kaleb] Rhino.
-[Daisy] Rhino!

[Daisy] Now we gotta find Peter.

-Wait.
-No, we gotta find Peter.

-[Kaleb] Let's go.
-[Kat] We're so close. Come on.

[Daisy] We're so close, you guys.
We have all the clues.

[Kevin] Where's our crow at?
Bingo, let's go.

-[Lauren G.] You got it?
-Yep.

"Think of a field and it clicks."

I hear "click," and I'm like,
"It's a mouse."

-[Lauren G.] It's a mouse.
-[Kevin] Snake.

-Put the mouse in the hand.
-It clicks?

-Yeah.
-All right, mouse.

-[chimes]
-[Kevin] Bingo.

-We gotta find Peter.
-[Lauren G.] Now find Peter.

-[Kevin] How is it a mouse? That was good.
-Lauren G, she's a G.

Thank goodness for her frickin' brain.
That is a smart woman, and I knew it.

And now we just have to stay calm
under all this pressure.

[Daisy] Peter!

Peter!

What do you think? What do you think?
Do we smell Peter yet?

Let's go this way.

Wait, have we been down here, Kat?

I don't think we've been this way.

I don't think we have. No, we have not.

-[Kat] Aw, this is a circle.
-[Kaleb] We're making a circle.

We are all just trying to get
into the Trophy Room,

but Daisy is just all over the place.

She is cracking a little bit,

and I'm realizing
she could be the millionaire.

[Daisy] Come on, you guys.
We gotta find him.

Kaleb, Daisy, and Kat, they are so close.

We can hear them. We need to hurry up.

[Kat] Right or left?

Right? I don't think we went right.

[Daisy panting] Yep, go right.

[Kaleb] All right, let's go for it.

[Umeko] Does this look like it's going in?

-[Kevin] Maybe.
-[Lauren G.] We haven't been here.

[Kevin] Here, this way?

Yeah.

Oh, here we go. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

[bell dings]

Finally.

-Congratulations, team two.
-Thank you.

[Peter] You have won.
I will have my staff collect the others.

[Umeko] Oh my gosh.
I'm going into the Trophy Room.

Now I just have to convince my team

that I'm the best person
to go in and get the clue.

[Peter] Congratulations on making it
through my maze and finding me.

Umeko, Kevin, and Lauren G,

you have earned access to the Trophy Room,

where you will receive information
on the millionaire.

[dramatic music playing]

The minute he says Umeko,
my skin just starts crawling.

And I'm just like,
"Umeko cannot get that clue."

I am terrified of what's gonna happen
in that Trophy Room.

To the rest of you,

happy hunting.

Good luck getting back to the cars.

[chuckling] You're clearly terrible at it.

[all chuckle]

[unsettling music playing]

[Daisy] Good morning.

-[Nick] What up? What up?
-[Daisy] Good morning.

-I hear Jersey Nick in the house.
-Morning, Nick.

[Daisy] How are you?

[Lauren G.] I crashed.

[Daisy] Me too.
That challenge took it out of me.

[Kat] My calves are burning.
My knees are tweaking.

What's up, squad?

Wait, were you lost
in a cornfield last night?

-[Kat cackling]
-I was lost for hours.

-You got heels on? All right.
-Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

-I'm a thug.
-"I'm a thug."

[both chuckle]

[Umeko] Before going into the Trophy Room,
I need to complete my agenda.

I just need one more,
and I'm gonna target Kevin.

It's been a thing that anytime somebody
calls my name, I go, Umeko-chan!

Because my name's Japanese.

So I was like, oh, konnichiwa,
Umeko-chan, Japanese. [scoffs]

Oh, this is gonna be easy,
and I'm gonna use it on Kevin.

[music ends]

To be super frank with you, Daisy keeps
trying to throw you under the bus.

-Why?
-I don't know.

-She didn't have much reasoning.
-She just said, "I think it's Umeko"?

Yeah. I'm just giving you a heads-up
that I don't know how close

say Daisy and Lauren G. are,
so I don't know if she's gonna be cool…

-I think that they're close.
-…with you getting the clue. Yeah.

What if she is the millionaire
and she's trying to put it on me?

The fact that he's telling me that
Daisy is trying to throw me under the bus

is actually helpful
because if I push towards Daisy…

[Daisy laughing]

…it looks like it's because she's coming
after me and nothing more.

I'm able to work with that.
She gave it to me. [chuckles]

I got you, okay? [scoffs]

-You better have my back though.
-I will. My little Kevin.

-All right, there you go.
-My little…

[chuckling] Stop it.

-You're just…
-Umeko-chan!

You're trying to be cute,
and you're using me I feel like. [giggles]

-Or I'm cute. [laughing]
-Yeah.

This is not gonna work.

He's too tapped in.
So, we'll… we'll come back to this.

You have to go into the Trophy Room.

-I know.
-And get the clue.

-[Kat] I agree.
-Not an option.

Here's the problem, though.
Is she gonna fight me for it?

[somber music playing]

We need to figure out who we're sending
into the Trophy Room.

Who would we need to…

[Umeko] I really need to hurry up
and do the agenda.

I'm gonna go with the old reliable, Kaleb,
and use one last word on him.

I'm… I'm comfortable with you.
I think I'm comfortable with Lauren.

And Kevin is sharp, he is,
but he's playing very hard and…

-Our little Kevin.
-So, um…

Our little konnichiwa Kevin.

[Umeko] Agenda complete.

And now, I'm this much closer

to activating my k*ll shot.

Everything that I've gone through
in my life has built me up

so that I could be strong enough
to be in a game like this and win it.

[theme music playing]

I know that if I get in there,
I can manipulate the clue

so that it frames Daisy.

She already made herself look suspicious,

so I don't think it's gonna be hard
to get her out.

-Lauren, Kevin, Umeko…
-[Umeko chuckles]

…congratulations on winning
your right to enter this room.

The information that one of you will
shortly receive is quite the game changer.

And the decision you're about to make

could be a decision
that affects the course of your life.

So the three of you have to decide
between yourselves

which one of you will receive the clue
about the millionaire's identity.

[dramatic music playing]

Take a moment to discuss, please.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Lauren G.] What do we wanna do?

I actually did wanna go in.

If there was ever a time to go in,
it's right now, I guess.

Yeah, I'm not against it either.

I want to also go in there.

[dramatic sting]

-You do?
-I'll go in there. One and done.

[sighs]

-How are we gonna settle this?
-[all chuckle]

Mm-hmm.

[Lauren G.] This game is getting critical.
I need to get into the Trophy Room.

I do not want her lying about the clue.

I need to take control of my own game,

and that starts
with getting information firsthand.

Can I go in?

Does anybody not trust me?
You have a chance to tell me.

Well, I trust you.

I trust you.

-Can I go?
-Yeah.

Yes. [chuckles]

[dramatic sting]

I wanna go.

But pushing too much would have made
everybody suspicious of me.

Have you made a decision?

Yes, we have.

[Peter] And who is it?

-Me.
-Lauren.

Lauren, you've been chosen
to receive the information.

Please join me for a chat
in my private study.

The rest of you,
please wait here uncomfortably

while we probably talk about you.

-Oh.
-[Kevin scoffs]

[whispers] I don't like that at all.

[music ends]

Stop.

-Wow, cute studio.
-Please, take a seat.

Okay.

-[Peter clears throat]
-[Lauren G. exhales heavily]

-Drink?
-Um, sure.

[Peter] Good.

Welcome to my private study.

Thank you for having me.

[Peter] One of the advantages
of being in the Trophy Room

is getting access to information
that nobody else has.

And how you play this could determine
whether or not you leave The Stag

with a million dollars.

I plan to.

Ready for the clue?

Yeah.

The millionaire was
an intelligence analyst.

[inquisitive music playing]

What?

Like in real life?

That's all I can tell you. The--

In this house of dummies?

[Peter chuckling]

What the crap? Who in the world
is qualified out there to be that?

[chuckling] This is not the clue
I thought I was gonna get.

Okay, Lauren, please go
and rejoin the others. And good luck.

Thanks, Pete.

[Lauren G.] The clue is a problem.

It doesn't create
a solid list of suspects.

Could somebody have a past career

as an intelligence analyst
and be in their 20s?

I don't know.

So I'm going to share the clue
with everybody so we can figure it out.

Y'all not gonna believe this.

-Okay.
-[gasps] What?

Okay. The millionaire is formerly
an intelligence analyst.

I'm assuming like for the government.

[gasps]

[dramatic sting]

[Umeko] I'm concerned
that the clue implicates me

because people keep saying, like,
I'm observant and extremely smart.

So it could kind of trace back to me.
I don't know what to do right now.

I need to figure out a plan really fast.

-[Kevin] I'm lost.
-Is that like a spy?

What does an intelligence analyst do?

Girl, I don't know.

I don't know anybody at 26 years old,

how many of the young people
are even capable of doing…

-[Umeko] That's true.
-That's what I was thinking.

If you did that, you probably
have to go to college for that.

You're 23 by the time you get out of that.

We're all 26 now.
How are you gonna be that

-and used to be that within three years?
-[Umeko] Mm.

In all honesty, it narrows it down to me,
Kaleb, and Daisy, and I don't have it.

[dramatic sting]

Sure you didn't wanna go in there
'cause you're an intelligence analyst?

[all laughing]

[Umeko] An intel analyst
is most likely someone older.

I mean, or they just started
when they were 18, but… [chuckles]

Maybe I really can pin it on Daisy.
Hopefully things will go as planned.

[Lauren G.] Do we just come out with it?

-See who reacts when you say it.
-[Lauren G.] Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

[theme music playing]

-[Kat] Hi. Hi.
-[Kaleb] Hello.

[music ends]

[Nick] Any fish thrown in there?

[all laughing]

-[Umeko] No.
-[Lauren G.] Um, so I went in,

and y'all are not gonna believe this.

The millionaire was
an intelligence analyst.

[dramatic sting]

-That's nuts.
-[Daisy] What does that mean?

In my head,
it's like the coolest spy ever,

but I don't know if that's true.

[Kevin] Intelligence
means government, right?

-It has to.
-[Kaleb] It would have to.

I mean, that's what I'm assuming.
In my head, it's… it's James Bond.

-Yeah, you're James Bond. You're 007.
-[Kat] Stop it!

Like the army would do
intelligence testing.

-[Nick] Army, yeah.
-[Kat] The military.

-Ooh! The military!
-Has somebody been in the military?

[Nick] Negative.

I don't think anyone looks at me
and the way I ran through that maze

was like, "Chick was in the army."

-[all laugh]
-[Lauren G.] "It's her!"

I feel a little bit nervous.

[Umeko] They're getting closer
to figuring out who the millionaire is,

but luckily I know how
to stay calm under pressure.

My plan is to fly under the radar

by being quiet
and by being in the background.

-So nobody's been in the military here?
-[Kat and Lauren G.] No.

-Uh, sure not me.
-[Umeko] You?

-[Daisy scoffs]
-[Kaleb] No, no.

Dude, this is nuts.

Umeko's the millionaire.
I know for a fact.

[dramatic music playing]

[Nick] I was just going through the clue.

Intelligence analyst.
She moved to Virginia.

-[Daisy] And where are you from?
-Hawaii.

-[Daisy] Oh, amazing.
-[Kaleb] Wow.

Well, I'm actually in Virginia now
for college. Yeah.

-[Daisy] Okay. Good for you.
-[Natalie] Nice.

She's so good at reading people.
She's smart.

I just, like, had a revelation

that she was probably using me
the whole time just to steal my money.

I'm in a spot that has the leverage
knowing that she has the money.

I've got to figure out
how to pin it on Daisy

because I know where the money is now.

That's my best way
to steal it from her at the end.

[music intensifies]

[music ends]

[Nick] Do you think that's the real clue?

[Umeko] Uh…

-It's a weird clue to make up.
-Yeah.

Kevin said that the clue
implicated people who are older.

Maybe.

Or…

people that spend time
where the government is.

[dramatic music playing]

You can't control this whole game.

Why do you think it's me?

I know you spent time in Virginia,
and I don't know,

I feel like Hawaii is like, I don't know.

I'm from Hawaii. [scoffs]

Okay, so it's not you. Then it's…

Daisy. Daisy.

[Nick scoffs]

Okay.

[Umeko] Do I feel some heat? Yeah.
Nick is onto me, which I don't like.

But he is loyal,
and I know he has my back.

Ugh, I just hope that
no one else thinks it's me.

[Daisy] Intelligence analyst.

[Kevin] What if they're, like, a teacher?

Or computers or…

I think like that or, like, military.

Government office
looking over intelligence.

[Lauren G.] Okay,
I'm gonna say one more thing.

Umeko. She lives in Virginia.

-[gasps]
-[Kevin] What does that mean?

-[Lauren G.] Where the government is.
-What do you mean?

The government's in Virginia.

[Kaleb] Holy cow, I didn't catch that.

[Daisy] Oh my God. Oh my God.

People pay for college
because they are in the army.

Because they, like, do something,
like, they're in reserves.

Oh dear, she's buff as hell. Oh my God.

I am 100% certain
that Umeko is the millionaire.

Am I going to tell that to her face?

Mm, no,

because we don't know.
Does she have a secret k*ll shot?

Does she have secret votes
we're not aware of?

And I think that is what
we are all afraid of tonight.

Oh my God, I'm dying. That's crazy.

I think the clue is a problem for Umeko.

Umeko is incredibly smart.
She lives in Virginia.

I know that's near Washington, DC.
I'm voting for Umeko tonight.

Oh, I have a bad feeling in my stomach.

[music ends]

[birds chirping]

[Kevin] What's crackalackin, yummies?

-[Nick] What's up, handsome?
-[Kevin] Where you guys at?

I think I…

I thought Daisy was acting weird.

I mean, she's the only one that's,
like, visibly been different.

[Nick] That's kind of where
my hunch is going.

What's the plan?

-I mean, I'm going Daisy.
-Okay.

[Kevin] Some people believe it's Umeko,

but I really think that this clue pertains
to somebody that's a little bit older.

My main suspect right now is Daisy.

I believe that's who
I'm gonna be voting for tonight.

Having that kind of job this young
would be nuts.

Yeah, I am on that too.

[Kevin] I feel like we got to be
as unanimous as possible.

[tense music playing]

Daisy and Umeko are kind of on
opposite sides of the house right now.

So I am floating an alliance because

you get four people on one side,
you have the majority.

I'm just gonna try
to keep Umeko in the game.

There's power in numbers.

I don't know if there's somewhere
you want this dinner to go.

I'm accepting applications for allies
is how I feel right now.

I'm trying to be your ally, I think.

Are people saying names and stuff?

Because I really haven't heard that many,
but I feel like I'm…

The only thing is I do feel like

the people that wanted to vote for Hunter,

like, I feel like one of them knew
that they were getting the money.

Like Daisy?

[dramatic sting]

[Kat] When I hear the clue,

my immediate reaction is thinking,
no offense,

it's somebody on the older side
because it's a past tense job.

But I do feel like Nick and Umeko
are protecting each other.

Umeko lives in Virginia,

which is where a lot of government people
apparently are based.

I don't know.
I'm not sold that it's Umeko.

I think we should
just get on the same page.

Try to before dinner.

[tense music continues]

Being here, I realize I am so different
from other people my age

because of the experiences that I've had.

And I came here so that I could
open doors for myself

and experience things that other people
my age got to experience.

It's about time that I catch up
and be a normal person.

I can't change my past.
All I can do is change my future.

And the way I'm gonna do that
is by winning this money.

♪ Every truth you bent was by design ♪

♪ You move the walls around me ♪

♪ I was so blind… ♪

What's up, queen?

You look so pretty.

Thank you. So do you.

Thanks.

I feel I know you have the money.

And that's cool.

[chuckling] I'm not saying sh*t to nobody.

Umeko, I know you have the money.

I really hope we have control
of what's going on right now.

We have power between
two of us and potentially the money.

I'm gonna try to keep it that way
for as long as possible.

I'm trying to ride with you to the end.
I just think that you gotta be careful.

♪ Played your game ♪

♪ With steady hand… ♪

Oh, I hope this works.

♪ Watched it fall just like you planned…♪

I'm gonna be on Daisy's neck.

♪ Poison, poison ♪

♪ Poison, poison… ♪

My plan is to vote for Umeko.
I truly do believe she is the millionaire,

but what terrifies me the most is
not knowing the power of the millionaire.

So we have to get it right tonight.

♪ It was never love, just control ♪

♪ Say all the right things
Took it all… ♪

[Kaleb] Going into this dinner,
I feel unsure.

I don't want to vote for Daisy.
Daisy is not the millionaire.

At the same time, I still care for Umeko,

and I feel that I am a swing vote.

♪ Pull the trigger just for fun… ♪

[Umeko] Tonight,
I'm gonna be trying to get Daisy out.

Nick told me he would be my muscle
and that he has my back.

So hopefully,
we're able to move the vote to Daisy.

♪ Every kiss was laced with poison ♪

♪ Poison… ♪

My k*ll shot is probably Nick.

♪ You played me
Twisted knots inside my heart… ♪

[Umeko] Nick is loyal,
but he's also very dangerous.

I can't have somebody knowing
that I really am the millionaire

if I'm trying to keep this money.

♪ Every kiss was laced with poison ♪

♪ Poison ♪

♪ Your words are poison ♪

[music ends]

Guests, welcome to the elimination dinner.

You probably feel safe right now,

but I have to tell you
that unfortunately, you're not.

In fact, you're all in grave danger.

The millionaire completed
their secret agenda, earning a k*ll shot…

[dramatic sting]

…if they survive the vote.

Tonight, we will all discuss

who you suspect to be the millionaire.

Then we will vote.

But first, I've been
intermittent fasting. Let's eat.

[Daisy chuckles] Yeah.

[tense music playing]

Who would like to lead the conversation?

I think that everybody, uh…

looks lovely tonight.

[all laughing]

I'm glad you got that
off your chest, Nick.

-Thank you, Nick.
-That's it.

Why don't we start with the clue?
Lauren, you received a clue.

The millionaire was
an intelligence analyst.

[dramatic sting]

I was thinking maybe
that clue could be the army.

You know how when people are in,
like, the army or the reserves,

it helps pay for college? I don't know.

Spit braining here.

I think it's a… a vague job title

that I don't know
too much about personally.

It sounds like something that would take
a little bit of time to get into

and therefore leave.

I don't know if it's actually
intelligence via countries

and you're trying to solve crimes.

I mean, I don't know what it means.

The two names that have been floating
around the most, Daisy and Umeko.

I threw out the theory that the current
millionaire's agenda to get the money

was don't vote out Nick.

Maybe if Nick got eliminated,

it would have been a random money thing.

But maybe if Nick stayed,
the money went into your box.

It feels like I could be reaching,

but I also think this game is
big risks for big rewards.

And I think that move

could be the biggest risk
that's been taken in this game.

Any odd behavior?

When we were at the challenge and I said,
"Maybe we should just let Nick win

because he's the only one
that's not guilty,"

I noticed that you were pushing to play.

Pushing to play?

[Umeko] To do the challenge.

Like when I said that, you were like,
"No, we can still play on our own, right?"

I was very confused about the rules.

[chuckling] I thought that
we weren't gonna get to play at all.

Like only one person
was gonna get to play.

That's all I was confused about.

I did not wanna run in there alone,
I can tell you that.

And then you were really nervous
at the last elimination.

[Daisy] You brought up the plan
about taking Hunter out.

And I was like, "Oh, okay."

"Okay, this strategically makes sense,"
which I've told everybody.

I'm only saying that that was weird
because when it came time for the dinner,

you made it seem like
you didn't have a hand in it as much.

You also didn't admit to him
that you had a hand in it.

What, am I gonna look at him and be like,
"I knew all about it"?

You drove the boat, 100%.

I did not ever wanna vote out Hunter
until I literally was like,

"Ooh. Okay, strategically, like,
maybe she's onto something."

I will say you were guiding my hand
a little bit, Daisy,

more than I might've been let off here
with the Hunter plan.

Yeah, I mean, it kept moving,
and people were talking about it,

but I did not start the Hunter train,
and I don't have the money.

Kaleb, what do you think?

This is not a happy place
for me right now.

[dramatic music playing]

Daisy and Umeko is what seems to be
the potential here.

Uh, and I… I know I'm here to play a game.

I know I'm… I know I'm here
to… to… to find the millionaire,

but this young lady has been

very important to me while I'm here,

and I'm in a tough spot here.

[Peter] It's time to vote.

[bell rings]

Garçon, the ballots, s'il vous plait.

[dramatic music continues]

[Daisy] Me and Umeko are on
the chopping block tonight.

I can't read the group,

and I am terrified that

Umeko has changed people's minds.

[Umeko] I really hope
that this whole plan works.

It comes down to whether or not
people who are in my inner circle

choose my words over Daisy's.

Hopefully they still have my back.

[dramatic music continues]

There is no feel-good scenario right now.

Me and Umeko have been number one
for a long time.

I still care about her deeply.
This is the hardest decision yet.

[suspenseful music playing]

Thank you, Chris.

Guests, the votes were tallied,
and a decision has been made.

It's time to reveal
who you think the millionaire is.

[suspenseful music playing]

The gazelle.

You've chosen Umeko as the millionaire.

[Daisy shudders]

[dramatic music playing]

Umeko, please open your box with the key

and show the contents to the other guests.

[dramatic music continues]

[all gasp]

-[Kat] Oh my God!
-[Kevin] Oh, you dirty dog!

[Kat] Oh my God!

-[Daisy] I knew it. I knew it.
-[Kat] Oh my God.

[Peter] Any last words, Umeko?

I came here to represent a lot of people,
you know?

[sighs] Sorry.

[shudders] I'm Black.
I'm Asian. I'm a woman.

[sniffles] I am from Hawaii.
I do live in Virginia.

Um, I was an operational and cyber
intelligence analyst for the Navy.

-[Kat gasps]
-[weeping] Oh my God!

-Dang, girl!
-[Kevin chuckling] You freakin'…

[crying] What drove me is that I came here
to represent and show that…

[sniffles] …whatever stereotypes
they think about us is not true.

[sobbing]

And you guys made me feel
a lot cooler than I think I am. [chuckles]

Good people like you,

to know how you guys feel about me
makes me feel good.

So maybe I don't go home that upset.

Well, look, I'm sorry, Umeko.

You must check out of The Stag. I'm sorry.

[Umeko chuckles]

You guys are harder than the t*rrorists.

[Kat] Come here, please, come here.

I'm sorry, princess.

-I'm proud that you went and helped me.
-I feel like I f*cked up.

[Umeko] I feel like I was really lost
for a really long time,

and I've always had to been told
what to do and who to be.

[epic music playing]

But here for a moment,
I felt kind of normal.

[music ends]

And I don't think I've ever felt
that normal until I came here.

I didn't win the money, but very oddly,

I figured out who I am.

[melancholy music playing]

[Peter] Guests, I'm proud of all of you.
That was a difficult dinner.

Tonight you can get some rest

because in the morning,

one of you will be randomly chosen

to be our brand-new millionaire.

[dramatic sting]

Is it a gift? Is it a curse?

-It's ultimately up to you.
-Yeah.

[epic music playing]

[Kaleb] Good morning.

[Nick] Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast.

[Daisy sighs]

Listen, this is about to be a bloodbath.

It is crazy though that, like,
somebody does have the money right now.

I mean, like, we don't know yet.

Someone's switching
their tax bracket today.

-[all laughing]
-That's right.

Well, and I just think-- Oh God. Oh, God.

[indistinct chatter]

-[Daisy] Hi, Peter.
-Guests, good morning.

-Good morning.
-[all] Good morning.

Last night, you all united
and took out the millionaire,

Umeko, the second you've caught.

Right now, a brand-new millionaire
is being randomly assigned.

[dramatic music playing]

My dedicated staff
are moving the money right now

in cinematic slow-mo
to another guest's room.

We're entering the final stages
of the game.

Whoever secures the money now has
a strong chance of making it to the end.

The stakes have never been higher.

Good luck, future millionaire,
and good morning.

♪ La-la-la, la-la…♪

-[Lauren G.] Why is he skipping?
-[all laugh]

Nothing brings me joy
like a grown man skipping.

♪ Fire shined a scarlet sky over my head ♪

♪ Chasing power
Pushed them closer to the edge… ♪

[Kat exhales heavily]

I'm okay if the money's
in there now, okay?

You got that?

This moment is so huge

because I want to open my box
to see that million dollars so much.

I'm supposed to want it,
but I'm kind of nervous.

[exhales deeply]

[blows raspberry] Okay.

I have spent this whole game
running away from that money

and now I'm ready to see it.

[music ends]

[dramatic sting]

[suspenseful music playing]

Oh, I really hope there's
a million dollars in there right now.

[dramatic sting]

[Kaleb] I think I want it.

I want that money right now.

I've had this money,
but I also knew it was early.

I had to get rid of it in the simple hope

that something would happen
that has never happened before

and that is that I can get it back
close to the end.

I am 100% certain that money is in my box.

With only six people, now I want the money

because I am tired of not having power.

Yes, I have played a safe game,

but it is not time to play
the safe game anymore.

♪ Can you hear me ♪

♪ Don't make a sound ♪

♪ Heart beats faster ♪

♪ Time's slowing down ♪

[music ends]

[Peter] Next time
on Million Dollar Secret.

We're now in the end game,

and one of you will finally check out
of The Stag one million dollars richer.

[Lauren G.] This is go time.

[Peter] Lies spread.

I do not have the money.

I didn't know
you were this good of a liar.

It is a very risky thing.
Bold-face lying to everyone.

[Peter] Alliances shatter.

[Kat] I cannot trust you.

[chuckles] Dude.

[Nick] The only person that I trust is me.

[Peter] Mayhem reigns.

-The clue was a lie. I made it up.
-[Nick] I'm screwed.

You said my name at dinner.

-I thought you were the millionaire.
-You knew we'd be…

-What are we doing in this game?
-I feel sick.

The end game is so near.

To lying.

[Kevin] I was absolutely used.

To crying.

[crying] I'm sorry. I did my best.

And to the millionaire, you're buying.

[Nick] I gotta stay focused,
show zero remorse.

[Kaleb] Screw that kid.
That money is coming home with me.

Come hell or high water.

[sobbing] I'm not having fun anymore.

[theme music playing]

[music fades]