01x05 - Striving for Contact

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Hagit, I'm sorry.
I can't let you go home.

You know that you are the most loved
of all commanders.

I will try to find out.

I'm not happy.
-The sign as her officer.

But I'm not.
-You will be in the end, won't you?

It's probably not good that this paper
will go around the base.

Yosh is the only brother I have

and he has to be here for a few days
until everything cools up a bit.

Attention, commander...

I deserve this role.
-There's no way they don't take you.

And what if they ask the officers
about me?

I think he's a good officer,
and that's what I told them too.

What will I do without you?

I have to tell you something about Kfir.

I don't understand that.
Do you think she said something about me?

Noah opened her mouth about me?

It is funny to see you here.

I'm your commander now and it's irrelevant
if you know me from before.

Sveta and I are l*sbian.
-What?

So we can shower alone.

Don't you have a boyfriend?

What?

This basic training

you will only finish with one nipple.

I can't go back to sleep there!

Shimrit, is a recruit in my unit
and will sleep here tonight.

Operations room,
attention, operations room.

There's a dog here that looks like
it has an expl*sive device attached to it.

Does anyone hear me?

Hello? Hello!

Why doesn't it work?

Attention, operations room.
Receive cancellation.

Not expl*sive device, a supermarket bag
was caught on his leg.

Tell me, is there Wi-Fi work-stations?

Hey!

Why doesn't it work?
-Hello? Hello!

A nightmare!
-Attention, operations room.

Asking for permission to enter the dog
to help him with the bag.

Well... hearing?

Why did you let me connect it?
It doesn't work.

Sorry?

Sorry, commander.

It's an operational screen,
you'll just silence it.

What's going on here?
-What?

You come to me with a problem,
I help you, and that's how you behave?

Behave how?
-Like that.

Look at yourself.

I'm starting to doubt whether
they really threatened you.

What, are you serious?

Close the buttons as well.

Hey. Hi, I'm here.
Have you been able to connect the laptop?

Oh... what is Noah,
what are you doing here?

I warn you.

You will keep this environment
operational and professional.

And according to the appropriate orders,
otherwise you return to the unit.

Was I clear?
-Yes.

Yes, clear.

You were supposed to plug
the HDMI output into the computer.

Then uh... open,

But now it doesn't matter.
-I didn't understand that.

I waited a few minutes,
to dry him out.

Nice, and what did you answer?
-Then I answered "okay."

Like, you know...
-Hi Zlil.

Hi.

You can come, yes.

Don't put it like that.
The beret is on the left.

Yes, commander.
-I'm not your commander.

Sleeves are folded up to elbow height.

Done.

You can't walk around
with these shoes here.

But it doesn't matter because anyway
you are not supposed to get out of the room,

and no one is going to see you.
-Understood.

Okay.
If someone opens the door and asks you

who you are and where you belong,
what do you answer?

I came to fix the sprinklers.

I have prepared a bed for you,
you have everything you need.

If you need to pee
you do it behind the building.

If you need more than that then...

Just text me.
-Commander...

You know, I'm a big boy,
I'll manage.

Your whiskers are too long.

I'll get you a shaving machine.

Come with me.

Where's my f*cking helmet?

Anyone know where is the yellow thermos
from the corner?

What do you have?
-Nothing. Everything's okay.

I saw platoon 2 loading one.

No, this Doreen has no limits.

This is mine?
-It's mine.

Does anyone have a spare helmet?

Noah, how many of these should I make?
- 34.

That's it. The case is sealed.

Noah, can I go out for a moment?
I'll be back in a second.

Where are you going now?

Oh, never mind.
If there's pressure, it doesn't matter.

Okay, Noah, I'm going down
without a helmet, f*ck.

If all the soldiers use helmets,
we use helmets too.

We must lead by example.

Wiff...

Hello, ya wh*res!
Who stoled my helmet?

Zimmer, keep your mouth.

What happens, platoon 3?
It's sh**ting range day today.

Hi Kfir.

We're just waiting for the ones who went
to the synagogue to return and we're leaving.

I hope they are praying
for you to be on time.

Kfir, can I get a stapler from your office?
-Sure, take it.

Take, take a table and the doors,
take everything you need.

Thanks, just a stapler is okay.

Noah, you understand that
you are responsible for human life, right?

That the soldiers' life is in your hands.
It's not a laugh.

Sure. I'm on that.

If you were more into this than
trashing people and putting your feet up

maybe I would be calm,
but I'm really not calm.

It's okay, Kfir,
we're already out.

Oh Kfir, you can trust me.

How long for you to be
at the meeting point?

Ten minutes.

Have you heard the sound
this stapler does?

Like a baby crying.

"Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama..."

I want to see you there in ten.

Great.

The most important sentence of this day:

If there is any doubt,
there is no doubt.

Do you understand?
-Yes, sergeant.

So don't do anything
you're not 100% sure we told you.

Make us to reach the end of the day
with a full unit of soldiers.

If there is any doubt,
there is no doubt, okay?

Yes, sergeant.
-If there is a doubt...

Yes, sergeant!

God help me.

Group counting!
-Group counting, sergeant!


-3, sergeant. -4, sergeant.


-7, sergeant. -8, sergeant.



To the most beautiful commander in the Middle East
I thought about you all night and all day.

I dream every morning that you will come to check on me,
that you will teach me a lesson, commander.

I don't know what's happening to me,
let me tell you what I feel when I see you.

I'm waiting for this training to end,
so we can be together forever.

Nice. The commander
will give you the safety briefing.

The force will stretch to attention!

Two three. Attention!

Release them.

Rest.
-Yes, commander!

Range safety briefing.

The goal of today's mission
is to calibrate your weapons.

What's happening now is something like this,
the commander is giving you the SC

Shinzi, put your hat on your head.

What is "SC"? Safety check.

Get yourself sorted.

If you don't pass,
you don't enter the sh**ting range.

Everything is fine?

Why wouldn't be?
-Hagit, a hat on the head.

If someone needs help...

Sveta, take one back,
down to 5.

Leave him, ignore him,
he's blocked.

Who?
-Kfir.

Sure.

Are you sure that everything is okay?
-Completely.

Zimmer.

Noah...

I forgot something at the base.
Is there a way I can run for a moment and come back?

We start range calibration,
what did you forget?

It's something personal.

I have in my bag.
With applicator or without?

Not that. It's something else.

Is it possible, Noah?
It's really urgent.

You are allowed.

Thanks, Noah.
I'm back in a sec.

We're starting the range in a second,
why did you allow her?

Sapir, I know what I'm doing.

Who said no?
I just try to help you a little.

It might surprise you,
maybe it'll surprise Kfir too,

but I know how to run a range.

My mouth's dry. I'm going to drink.

I have a water here.

Or as usual, do whatever the f*ck you want.

What should it be?

Commander?

I thought you had forgotten about me already.
-What is this, what is going on here? What did you do?

Where did you bring
all these things from?

Hezi from the car arranged it for me.

Say, what do you say?

Do you think this picture will fit
if I put it here on the wall?

You don't hang anything here,
it's a governing warehouse,

and you don't talk to anyone.

What, didn't you understand
they shouldn't know you're here?

Say, do you even understand how much
I am risking here for you?

I understand, sure I understand.

Great.

Is this infantry shoes?

Tanya from the warehouse.

What a show woman.
-I don't have any infantry shoes.

What size are you, sweetheart?
I'll arrange it for you.

No. No, don't arrange anything to me.

Don't run music, don't talk to anyone,

do not come out of here
or they will k*ll both of us and mostly me!

Ok, no problem.

How do you say?
Roger that, commander.

Stop calling me commander,

I'm not your commander
and you're not a soldier in the IDF.

Sure, commander.

Sorry. Commander of Hagu.

That's it? Everyone handed me back the SC?
-Yes, commander!

I remind you, you don't go to the range
if you didn't pass the SC.

It's critical. This is human life, yes?
-Yes, commander. -Nice.

Commander, it's not funny, I'm hot,

I feel like I'm at the edge of a pot!
-Shut up, Ricky!

Wait in silence.

Oh...

They all passed.

Okay, excellent.

Shimrit Katz

Do you see the half-circle here?
And there?

Okay, so what helps most
in sh**ting calibration

is to imagine that I am
in a quiet place,

maybe at the sea, drinking some smoothie,
and the sun rising.

Tell me about when you're on target.
-I am.

You may sh**t a feeling b*llet.

What are you doing? Did you really
put your hand in the line of fire?

You said feeling b*llet.

In the sense of how the weapon feels to you,
not how a b*llet feels in your hand

Okay, you may sh**t.

Momale, Ben Porat Yosef.

Then you have to aim
just below the sun

and leave a minimum yellow thread.

Okay? And I like to call it
minimal yellow sunrise, then...

Commander, are we on time?

Yes, yes, it's just important to me that
everything is as thorough as possible.

Commander,
she's here.

What is it? What took you so long?
-What?

The cards. I made this for the soldiers.
- Good.

Start scoling your soldiers,
we're really late.

Don't you understand?

Ben Porat Yosef.
-Let's get into a lying position.

What's going on with Arava?
Is she at her first soldier?

It is important for her to be thorough
and I agree with her 100 percent.

Noah, let me in,
I'm ticking seven apprentices here a minute.

Thanks, Sapir.
I'm doing well.

Don't you see the thread there?

The thread is like in the previous notebook.
You don't see there

Shamrit, I'm putting the weapon
in your hand now.

Commander, everything is fine, we're right...
-There is no time and we need to move forward.

The body a bit back, Shimrit.

Heels pressed to the ground,
body at 45 degrees to the target,

five points of grip with the weapon.

You hear? Tomorrow your brother
must fly out of the base.

Five fingers at the grip handle.

Have you heard me?
I did what I can help you but that's it.

The hand on the grip.

If he is not out tomorrow,
I'll report it.

Tell me, are you crazy?
I haven't confirmed you a feeling b*llet.

He can't go out yet, commander.

It's dangerous outside.

If he is not out tomorrow
I"ll report it to my commander.

You report me, I report you,
that's how it works.

I can't believe you.

Butt in the shoulder socket.

Okay? Do you feel it?
-Yes.

Okay, beautiful.
Right hand at the handle,

left hand on the grip.

This is the grip, Shamrit,
this here.

What? What are you doing?
-What did she do?

You told the left hand on the grip.
-I thought I have a jam.

What are you doing? It's a loaded weapon.
Give it to me.

Commander! A jam!

Don't know. It stopped sh**ting.

Don't know what happened,
it was okay before.

Give me.
-I'm fine.

Maybe it's a second jam. Don't know.

Pull stronger on the catch...
-I...

Stop making suggestions, Sapir.

I think this weapon is broken,
take it to the armory.

Why to the armory?

Noah, it's a second jam.

Okay, all stand up.
-Yes, commander.

Turn to me.
-Yes, commander.

Stop! Weapons toward the target!

Weapons toward the target!

Can I make a suggestion anyway?

Regain your senses and quickly.

Hi.

There's a faulty weapon here from the range,
can you please check it?

Hello, what are you doing here?

Please, darling.

Sign here, we will arrange it for your quickly.
-You're a queen.

Stop everything.

You can't train on weapons.

You can't give a weapon to this soldier!

You can't give a weapon to this soldier
because he's not a soldier yet.

I mean...

He has not yet received approval
from the third platoon

which is annexed to this base,
okay?

That's why you can't give him a weapon.
Because it's very dangerous to give a weapon

to someone who has not yet been approved
for an annexation from the third.

Didn't you say you were going up
with us to guard the headquarters tomorrow?

Sure, dear, what is needed.

So what does this one want?
To grind me by force?

Really, I don't know.

What do you want from her, commander?
They lack manpower here.

Come with me immediately.

Ok, I'm in the middle of something.

Come immediately we tell you.

A second, I come back.

Hagit!
-Why? Why did God give you to me?

Why? Why?
Why didn't he take you to him in coma?

What? -Hagit...
-Why?

Finally they take me into the IDF!
From all this whole dumb family, me.

Say. Did you come to ruin me?
-Sorry, Hagit, relax.

Come here.

Do you see her?

That's my commander.

It is an angel who came down to Earth
to guard us.

Watch out if you complicate her.

I understood, sister,
everything is understood.

This is the best commander in the world.

She has such a soul. Look.

Do you understand?

Yes, I understand, sister.

What do you say?

Thanks, Hagit's commander.

Now go to the office,
lock yourself there

And don't get your head out, don't even breathe.
You understood me?

Come.

Run to the target line!
-Run to the target line!

Four hits.

One hit.

Three.
Five hits.

Four hits.

Three.

Eight.

You are... ten out of ten.

What is ten out of ten?
-Ten hits on target.

Ah...

Don't cry.

Back to the line!
-Back to the line!

Shimrit, come here.

Well done with your hits today, Shimrit.

Wow, thank you. That was super cool,
I have no idea how that happened.

Look, Shamrit,
I received your letter.

And I wanted to tell you that
it's completely legitimate to feel things like that.

We are in a system like the army,
I'm your commander, you are my soldier,

and it's totally understandable
and acceptable.

What is understandable and acceptable?
I don't understand.

Thinking things like that.

You know what I'm talking about.

No, not at all.

It's ok.
I know it's your letter.

Commander, I have not written
any letter to you.

Would you mind giving me
the letter for a second?

I can tell you in a minute who wrote it...

Now go to the ward, tell the sergeant
to take you down to 20.

What? Why?
-Why?

Because if you still haven't understood
that 2nd grade was long ago,

and that I'm your commander,
you will understand it now through your feet.

Go to the ward now.

I know not all of you had time
to get into all the sections today.

There is nothing to worry about,
we are actually doing a day of improvement.

No one actually finishes the basic training
without completing all the sh**ting practices. Okay?

Yes, commander!

You have nothing to be upset about.

This is also your first range,
and also, between us,

even with ordinary people,
there is always room for improvement.

So with these knuckleheads...
How could they not be?

Read.

What's funny?

Sapir, it's very severe.
-What?

Who do you think wrote it?

Noah...
Leave, that's a joke.

What's the joke's meaning?
-They're just making a scene about you. Come on, let it go.

Do not ask them about it,
do not give them the attention.

But what's the joke?
What's funny about it?

They are Ret*rded soldiers, oh my.

To receive the sergeant, the force will stretch
to attention. Two, three... -Attention!

Great.

So as I explained before,

you don't leave the range area
until we've given you a g*n

to make sure there are
no foreign objects left behind.

Face to outside threats!
-Face to outside threats!

Come on, turn around.

Weapon 60 degrees!
-Weapons 60 degrees!

Kneeling position!
-Kneeling position!

Commander, the unit is ready
for the barrel cleaning.

Align there. Silence.

Higher.
Higher the weapon.

Weapons.





Ah...



Don't talk.

Weapons 60 degrees.

Ahh, commander!

Who did this voice?

I asked who did this voice!

Who is the cheeky

who moans in the middle
of barrel cleaning?

Oh, is it funny?

Get up, get up on your feet!
Put your weapons down! Eyes to me!

And between the legs.

So it seems you are
a unit of ill-mannered.

Where do you think you are?

If there is someone here who thought for moment
she could mess with my commander

without having a business with me,
she was confused!

Who is the confused one?

I am going to come into you so strong

that your grandchildren will be on highschool
before you leave here!

Open watches!
-Yes, sergeant!

Open watches I said!
-Yes, sergeant!

Now you run to the wall
and return to me in 40 seconds!


-Yes, 40 seconds!

Open watches, 20 seconds move!

Yes, sergeant, 20 seconds!

What happens?

Why are you like that?

Where were you?
-In the toilet.

Your sister told you not to go out
and not to breathe, right?

Okay. she said it.

You know, Hagu says a lot of things,
there's nothing to get excited about.

So what...
How's are you doing today?

sh*t, that's the way my day was.

Anything I do is sh*t.

The only thing I really wanted
was to become an officer.

And now, I destroyed that too.
-What? Why?

Why? You really ask?

Do you think someone would make an officer out
of someone who pretended to be an officer?

Listen, commander,
you have nothing to worry about.

What, it's because of this approval thing?

She will never use it against you, Zlil.

It's just talk.
How do you say it?

Talk is like sand and we eat that too.

No?

What I'm trying to tell you

is that if your dream
is to become an officer

so I promise you I'll be there
to help you fulfill it.

First of all, I and Hagu,
we are appreciated what you do for us.

Really.

We both will never let anyone hurt you,
do you understand that?

You are our own.

Well, now listen...

What?

I'm going to sleep.

Do you promise me that
you'll remove the worry from your heart?

Okay.

Thanks.

Commander.

I'm not moving from here.

I'm not going anywhere until
you're an officer. Okay?

Okay, you have exactly
four and a half minutes.

before I have to go out
to pick up my daughter.

Come on, talk.

Okay, commander,
I just want to say

I'm sorry I didn't have time to finish
all the soldiers training,

but I've already talked about it with Kfir
about the day of completion,

and I will do everything I can...
-We're not here because of that.

Ah. Okay.

Do you have a soldier called Shimrit Katz?
-Yes.

Major, please.

Yesterday evening one of my soldiers
caught your soldier

breaking the integration rules
with one of the soldiers in the ops room.

Shimrit?
-Yes, your soldier.

With a guy named Yogev.

Also your soldier, I believe.

Shimrit with Yogev?

Yes, it turns out she has been sleeping for a few days
in the operations room instead of her unit.

He said you approved it.

Yes. I mean, no, I...

I confirmed that she would sleep there.

We found a condom in the rabbi's bin.

I can't believe it.

Do you want to see him?

No, no, there's no need.

Say, you want to explain to me
why you allowed your soldier

sleeping in the ops room?

I did it to protect her.

Soldiers threatened to hurt her.
-Ah, I understood.

I mean, you took advantage of the fact
that I put the command in your hands

to violate the confidence of the base.

I helped a distressed soldier,
I didn't think...

That is, exactly, you didn't think.

You didn't think at all.

What's new?

And you, the company commander.

It seems to make sense to you
that a soldier does not sleep in the unit

and you don't know about it?

Hello, I remind you
that you gave her to me.

I've always said it was a mistake...
-Hello?

Tell me, who do you think
you are talking to?

What, I'm your girlfriend?

Sorry, commander.

Before you ask me for committees
and recommendations

I really recommend you put order
in your company.

Okay, your company remains
on Saturday at the base.

What? -Call guard post and inform them
that the company remains on Saturday at the base.

Let's give this company commander some time to think,
to remember how people talk in this place.

Are you... are you serious with me?

Commander, I take full responsibility on the event,

Kfir is really not to blame.

Go and say goodbye to Yogev, okay?
You're no longer his commander.

And once this cycle is over,
you'll transfer to another base.

Taking an officer who didn't complete
the course because of sociometrics.

Really, what was I thinking?
Only God knows.

You wanted to say something, Kfir?

Nothing, commander.