04x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

[solemn music playing]

So, um, uh do you want to k… k… k…

Yeah?

Uh, do you wanna kiss?

[suspenseful music playing]

Oh, um…

-I'll take that as a yes.
-Yes!

[triumphant music playing]

Wow. That was… amazing.

I've been practicing all day.

Wow, do you wanna do it again?

-How about one more?
-Okay.

-How's that?
-That was great.

Thanks.

I could do that… I won't do it again
if it doesn't make you feel comfortable.

-[Hailey] You want some more?
-Yes, I do.

-How's that?
-That was great.

[Hailey chuckles]

I've never done that before,
and that… It felt so good.

I'm so glad I got to meet you, Logan.

I'm so glad I got to meet you too, Hailey.

So, um, do you think
we're boyfriend and girlfriend?

Yes. Yes, of course.

Awesome.

So, um…

uh…

um, I was just wondering,
did you wanna hold hands?

Yeah. Yeah.

Awesome.

[Cian] Did you just have
your first ever kiss?

Yes, I did.

-[Cian] How was it?
-It was great, Sean.

-[Cian] It's Cian.
-I mean Cian.

If she wants to be kissed,
I'll make sure I do it

when she wants to feel, you know, better,

when she's upset,
if she's had a bad day or something.

But… No, no. What I meant to say was,
I'm gonna kiss her because I love her.

She's the most wonderful girl
in the world.

[soft, romantic music playing]

[Logan] That's the first time
I've ever kissed somebody.

Now that I have, I'm just so excited.

[Hailey] I'm glad you like it.

I'm so glad
that I got to hang out with Logan.

This is a moment
that I've been waiting for.

[Cian] Yeah?

I always want Logan
always to be my boyfriend.

-[Cian] Is he a good kisser?
-Yeah. Well, I'm a good kisser.

He needs a little more practicing
for a good kisser.

[Cian] Yeah.

But I can teach him
and to learn a good kisser.

[Logan] Oh my gosh.
Hailey, look. They're doing a quinceañera.

Hailey, I wanna say this,
but I don't want to.

When I found out I was gonna go on a date,

I thought I was gonna get a girl
with curvy… straight hair.

But, you know, I… I changed my mind
'cause I realized

I want a girl that's nice to me,
and you're that kind of girl…

[Hailey] Mm.

…that I want to be my girlfriend
forever and ever.

-I'm still be your girlfriend.
-Good.

Will you be my boyfriend?

Of course, I'll be your boyfriend
for as long as I live.

-[Hailey] Mm-hmm.
-The most beautiful girl I've ever met.

Straight hair looks better on you.
You don't even have to make it curvy.

[Hailey] Mm.

Okay.

[music fades]

So, uh, do you wanna go check out
that plane crash?

Sure.

-[romantic music playing]
-Let's go.

[music fades]

[pleasant music playing]

-[Cam] You're crushing on Eric?
-[Emma] Yes.

-Oh, Emma.
-[Emma] Cam!

I stared into his eyes a lot, Cam.

-Did you get lost in his eyes?
-Yes.

Oh, Emma.

-Cam!
-[chuckling]

[narrator]
In Salt Lake City,
Emma is at her parents' house,

getting ready for a second date with Eric.

So how are you feeling about today?

I'm feeling great.

-Have you been on a second date before?
-[Emma] No.

-[Elizabeth] You never have?
-[Emma] Uh-uh. Only firsts.

So this is a new milestone for you.

[Emma] It is a new milestone.

-New territory. New territory.
-New territory, right?

-I think it's destiny, Emma.
-[Emma giggling]

[Emma] Okay.

[Cian] Sounds like you've been thinking
about Eric quite a bit.

-Yeah.
-[all chuckling]

[Emma] Yeah. [giggles]

-[Cian] What have you been thinking about?
-Um, like, the possibilities.

Oh!

Holding hands.

Or maybe kissing.

-A couple of, like, pecks.
-[Michael] Oh.

A couple of pecks.

[Cam chuckles] Oh man, Emma.

[giggling] Cam!

[Elizabeth] Are you excited
about going to La Caille?

[Emma] I am.

And did you know I had
my bridal pictures taken there?

-No, I didn't.
-Yeah, when we were about to get married.

Ooh, Dad!

[all chuckling]

[Elizabeth] So I made this book.

Here are the pictures that were…
that we took at La Caille.

[Emma] That's so cute! It's so cute.

Oh my gosh.

I like this one. I also like this one.

-I also like this one.
-[chuckling]

[Emma giggles] Ooh! Look at this one.

-Smoochie smoochies.
-[Elizabeth chuckles]

-They went for it! [laughs]
-[laughing]

I hope I can get a wedding dress
similar to yours.

-You can have it.
-[Emma] Ooh, that'd be cool.

-[Elizabeth] It's waiting. There you go.
-[Emma] Thanks!

[suspenseful music playing]

[giggling]

-[Elizabeth] You look cute.
-Thanks!

Get the selfie, Emma, 'cause we're dying
to see what he looks like.

-I will.
-[Elizabeth] And you're gonna do great.

-Yeah.
-[Elizabeth] Okay, I love you.

-I love you too.
-Bye, sweetheart.

Bye, Mom.

-Bye, Dad.
-[Michael] Bye. Good luck.

-[all] Bye!
-[Emma] Bye.

-[Elizabeth] Have fun.
-[Emma] I will.

[dramatic piano music playing]

[Connor] A horse stuck
at the gate isn't scared.

He's just ready to run.

[narrator]
In Georgia,

it's the day Connor leaves
for his trip to England with Georgie.

[outgoing call ringing]

-[Georgie]
Hey.
-Hey, Georgie.

Um, just making sure you're all good
and you're all packed up.

-[Georgie]
Yep.
-You excited?

[Georgie]
Yes.
I'm excited to meet your grandfather.

-[Connor] Oh yeah.
-[Georgie chuckles]

Yeah, I'm excited.
I'll see you in a little bit.

I'm excited to travel overseas with you,
to show you London,

and, most of all,
to meet you at the airport.

-All right.
-[Georgie]
Same.

Yeah. All right. Love you.

-[Georgie]
Love you. Bye.
-Bye.

-[Lise] She ready to roll?
-[Connor] She's ready.

[Lise] Dude, I am so excited
to travel with you two.

Do you have enough clothes packed?
You feel good about everything?

I may need something
to plug in my toothbrush.

I know oral hygiene will be a priority.

You never know if you get
a little British smoochy-pie-kissy-face.

-Mom, don't be disgusting.
-All right.

[Connor] We don't want teeth
like George Washington.

He'd been neglecting his dental hygiene
and had to get false teeth.

-[chuckling]
-[dog barks]

[Lise] No, seriously, I'm literally scared
that Jack is gonna have a party.

[Connor] He can't have a party,

but he can have a quiet,
civilized social gathering.

Okay. You heard him.
Dad's in charge over here.

[Connor] So no booze.

[Lise] And no women.

[Connor] Exactly, no women.

[Lise] I'll be watching the Ring cameras.

I wanna know who the blondie was
leaving my house at : a.m.

There's no blonde girl
leaving your house at : a.m.

And, Jack, if you are feeling quiggly,
why not just have a J. Arthur?

[Lise and Jack laugh]

[Connor in British accent] Hello, guvnor.
Or bruv. Good night, bruv.

We haven't even left our house.
You're already in full-on British accent.

[in British accent] Here's p.
Naff off and buy yourself a doughnut.

[Lise] Oh my God.
This is what my life is about to be.

[dog barking]

Oh my God. Hold on one sec.

[barking]

Quiet down out there.

Do you not understand a word I say to you?

[quizzical music playing]

Connor, be nice. He's a dog,
and he's protecting you.

From what? There's no danger.

He is protecting you.
That's what he gets paid to do.

He… he doesn't get paid at all!

Well, I… We feed him.
We give him a house. We take care of him.

[barking]

He's just protecting us, honey.

-I don't… Funny, I don't feel threatened.
-[chuckles]

[toy squeaking]

[Lise] All right, Connor.

It is about time we start
heading out to the airport

to meet your demigoddess.

Yes! I… I can't wait.

Let's go. Let's go get your demigoddess.
Let's go meet her up.

[Connor] Until I get back, Axel,
you're on Night's Watch.

-[Jack] Have fun, guys.
-[Connor] See you, Jack. Bye.

That's all you're giving me?

-What's wrong with that?
-You know what? It's fine.

[Lise] Take the trash,
feed the dogs, all the things.

-[Jack] Bye, guys.
-[Lise] Bye. I love you.

-[Jack] Love you.
-Bye, Cokie.

-[Lise] Love you. We love you.
-All right, bye.

-[water sloshing]
-[intriguing music playing]

[Dylan] Little guys,

you need that stuff?

Yes, sir.

[narrator]
It's been a week since
Dylan's movie ranch date with Caroline.

Let me explain to my spot what it is.

My spot is here
because I don't want no one to sit on it.

Sometimes, I, um, fart in that spot,
but not now, per se.

What is so funny?

Sometimes, my spot is here.

In the summer, it has cross-breeze.

The window is over there and there

and here, to face the television,
find the angles when I'm direct.

Angle the TV as… The cross-breeze to me,

to the windows, and everywhere else.

I can go on, but… I think I made my point.

-[Cian] How have you been?
-[Dylan] Oh, good.

Since the date with Caroline went well,
I'm very happy about it.

We both like the same…

we both like karaoke,
and we both like the same animals.

I'm very happy. I wanna see her again.

I wanna get to know her,
and I wanna do, like, more dates

to get to know her better.

-[Cian] That's great.
-[cell phone ringing]

[Dylan] Oh, okay, it's ringing.
It's ringing.

Hello?

[Caroline]
Hi!

Hi, Caroline.

[Caroline]
Hi, Dylan. How are you?

Good, Caroline.

[Caroline]
Oh, that's good.

Um, I just, um…

I wanted to let you know

that, um, I really liked meeting you.

I just…

I don't… I don't feel ready

for a romantic relationship right now.

Um
…

I'm sorry if I didn't really say that
on our
…
on our first date.

I'm not % great at finding
the right wording at times,

so sometimes things can come out,

like, come out wrong. Um
…

But I really would love
to
…
to still be friends

if you're okay with that.

Uh, sure. Sure, Caroline.

[Caroline]
I just wanted to call you
and make sure that was okay.

[downcast] Yeah, sure.

[Caroline]
Okay.

Well, thank…
Well, thank you so much for understanding.

Sure, Caroline, thank you for everything.

[Caroline]
You're welcome.

Thank you. Have a good day.

-Thank you, bye.
-
[Caroline]
Bye.

[Cian] I know you really liked her, so…

Yes.

[Cian] Yeah.

-Feel a bit sad?
-Yes.

[music fades]

[Cian] What's the next step
for you guys in your relationship?

I… We are searching for a house now
for our own place of residence.

It'll be a new experience for me.

I've lived with my parents
for my entire life thus far,

so that is all that I know.

[Cian] How do you think
James is gonna be to live with?

[chuckling] Uh-oh.

Um… It's going to be interesting.

Okay, good, that's true.
I will definitely agree with you on that.

[intriguing music playing]

[scissors cutting]

Oh…

Why are you cutting off
those handles, Mom?

Because, when I close the door,
they get in the way.

Oh, well, then use a bag
without handles. Oh.

-This is the first one I grabbed.
-Okay.

I'm sorry. I might not have remembered.
If I had waited until you weren't filming,

I might not have remembered
to ask my mother that question.

[Cian] So looking at houses today.
How's the market at the moment?

Ugh, awfully expensive.

There's not enough wealth
circulating in the system.

Money is like fertilizer.

When it is spread around, things grow.
When it is hoarded, it starts to stink.

I can't live with my parents
until they die. That wouldn't be right.

My father even said

he thinks he's going to die
before I find my own house,

but I wish he'd have
a better attitude than that.

-I'm sorry.
-[James] No…

What happened?

-What do you mean?
-What did you say?

I told Cian that you said

that you think you're gonna die
before I find my own house.

You're only five years away
from the age at which
your
father died,

so I'm hoping
you can at least outlive him.

-Well, I'll do my best, Jamie.
-[James] Okay, all right.

As far as dying goes…

[James chuckles nervously]

…why do most husbands die
before their wives?

Oh, come on, Dad.

-Because they want to.
-[James] Dad! Okay, you see?

That bothers me, that attitude.
I really don't like that attitude.

No, it's… I know,
but we all have to go sometime.

-Good morning. How are you?
-[Shelley] Good, thank you. How are you?

-Good to see you.
-[James] How are you doing?

-I'm doing good, thank you.
-You weren't too boiling last night?

[James] Oh yeah. You could have turned on
the air conditioner.

-I was fine.
-[James] Okay, good.

'Cause, Mom, you might have noticed
I removed two blankets from my bed.

-It's getting too hot, so…
-I noticed.

I went downstairs,
and the laundry's up to here.

[James] My mother still does
the majority of the laundry here.

I hope that doesn't make me
and my father look bad.

What, make
me
look bad?

-Because she does my laundry?
-No, no, no, wait…

-[James] Well…
-No.

I'm gonna have to make sure I get into
the habit of doing my own laundry.

-Would you guys like to sit down?
-Yeah, I want to sit down.

Where would you like to sit?
Okay, have a seat.

[James] Shelley,
again, look, I'm really sorry.

As I said, I've been single
for a significant portion of my life.

-I'm still getting into the hang of it. I…
-[laughing]

[James] Oh, good.
I love hearing your laughter, Shelley.

So you don't think it's weird that I enjoy
hearing Shelley's laughter, right?

-Why would that be weird?
-[James] I don't know…

We'd rather hear laughter than, you know,
yelling or crying and going… [growls]

[James sighs, groans]

[Shelley laughs] Mm.

So you two are going
to look at houses today?

-Yes.
-[Shelley] Mm-hmm.

-Have a list of your high priority and…
-Oh yes.

I'd like to have two bathrooms,
if possible, and solar panels,

a backup battery,
a whole house water filter,

all electric heating. I would really love
to have a circular driveway,

but, again, not a deal-breaker.
But what else is…?

-You don't need a circular driveway.
-No, it's just very convenient.

But that's something you and Shelley will…
I mean, she… your taste.

-You have to see what she likes.
-[James] Oh yes.

You don't think that I'm being egotistical
and trying to be the center of attention?

-Yes.
-[James] Oh, I'm sorry.

-I'll answer for her.
-Yeah, you can.

I'll let you say it, Mom,
'cause you know I'm working on it, right?

-I can tell you're working on it.
-[James] I'm sorry.

Yeah, and I'm almost afraid
to ask, Shelley,

you don't think
that I'm emotionally stunted

by having lived with my parents
my whole life?

-No.
-Okay, good. Thank God.

'Cause it is
definitely going to be a major,

probably the biggest change… adjustment
I've made in my whole life.

Especially if… if we're living together,
that, that, that'll…

Obviously, it's an adjustment
that I understand I will need to make.

It won't be easy, but I will do it.

-'Cause… I used to--
-[clapping]

[June laughs]

Yes, thank you, thank you.

[groans]

[June] Well, good luck, you two.

-[Shelley] Thank you.
-[James] Thank you. We'll see you soon.

-[June] I hope they like something.
-[Lawrence] Let's hope so.

[regal fanfare playing]

[clock bongs]

[prim classical music playing]

What if we could have tea with the king?

-Wouldn't that be amazing?
-That would be.

I highly doubt the king would make time
for commoners like us.

He's a very busy man.

[narrator]
Connor, Georgie, and Lise
have arrived in London.

Behold, the United Kingdom!

[Lise] Ta-da!

[lively orchestral music playing]

Excuse us. Excuse us. Sorry.

Georgie, wise men once said,

"Manners maketh man."

[music fades]

[horse snorts]

"Beware. Horses may kick or bite.
Do not touch the horse. Thank you."

Now, Georgie, I know you love horses,
but please do not pet them.

These horses are trained to bite and kick.

The purpose of these guards
is to keep vigil, to be stoic,

to be still and not move for anything
unless given orders.

These guys are the real enchilada.

[Georgie] Should we do a selfie?

Okay, as long as we don't get too close.

I don't feel like getting my bones broken.

[chuckles] Don't worry.
I'll keep you safe.

[horse nickers]

[Connor] Nice horsey.

[camera clicks]

-[Georgie giggles]
-There we go.

The sooner we get away
from these soldiers, the better.

[upbeat orchestral music playing]

[Connor] Westminster Abbey!

Behold, the tower of Big Ben!

[Georgie] Wow. [giggles]

-[Connor] Beautiful, isn't it?
-[Georgie] Yeah.

Where do you even get that much gold?

-Uh, the leprechauns.
-[chuckles]

One should never take a leprechaun's gold.

What the clock is most famous for
is punctuality.

That's funny when you do it.

Fun fact, Georgie.
The clock tower itself isn't Big Ben.

If you look in that steeple
just at the top,

there's a large bell inside.

That
is Big Ben.

And this is all a federal building.

-It is?
-It's--

It's no joke.
This is where England's government meets.

[Georgie] I wonder how many rooms it has.

-[sighs] Who knows?
-You don't know?

[gasps] There's something you don't know?!

There are many things I don't know.
Several things, in fact.

[orchestral music resumes]

-[music fades]
-[Connor gasps]

-Georgie, that's Buckingham Palace!
-[Georgie] That's right.

That's where the king lives.
Well, the Union Jack's flying, but…

-So that means he's not here, right?
-[Connor] The king's not here, no.

My God, this place is beautiful.

Look at that statue. Solid gold!

[whispers] My God, it's beautiful.

I never thought I'd get to see this place
in all my life.

[sighs emotionally]

Sorry, it's…

-Are you crying because it's so pretty?
-No. No, it's just the sun's in my eyes.

It's really nice to be here with you,
Georgie.

-Same.
-Yeah.

But with you, not me.

I mean… [chuckles] …with me, but with you.

[romantic orchestral music playing]

That balcony above
is where the king makes all his speeches.

[regal orchestral music playing]

[Connor] The lion's England,
the unicorn's Scotland, but there…

I feel like there should be
a dragon representing Wales

or at least a leek.

Georgie, look! A golden lion!

Wait, is that the unicorn underneath it?

[Connor] Uh…

That, Georgie, that's not a unicorn.

I think those are… carrots.

-[romantic orchestral music playing]
-[Georgie] Ooh!

Ooh, nice!

[narrator]
In Utah, Emma has arrived
for her second date with Eric.

[Emma chuckles]

Wow, this is awesome!

This is so cool!

[giggling]

This is where they filmed
Dumb and Dumber.

I'm standing where Jim Carrey once stood,
you know?

Holy cow! It's pretty… It's pretty bougie.

[camera clicking]

[intriguing music playing]

-[Cian] Excited to see him again?
-Yeah.

[giggling]

[romantic music playing]

[peacock cawing]

-[Eric] Hi, Emma.
-Hey, Eric! How are you doing?

-Good.
-Yeah.

-I brought you these.
-Oh, thank you! Beautiful, thanks.

-Thank you. You're welcome.
-You're welcome.

-Yeah.
-[giggling]

-That… that's awesome.
-Awesome.

-[Emma] Wow.
-[both chuckle]

It… Look at this. It's by where, like,
they filmed
Dumb and Dumber.

-[Eric] Oh, really?
-Yeah!

It's the scene in the fantasy,
if you've ever seen that movie.

-Oh, right.
-Yeah. [giggles]

-Yeah. [giggles]
-[Eric] Yeah.

Awesome. You look great.

Yeah, thanks. So do you.

-Thanks.
-Yeah, you're welcome.

-[Emma giggles]
-[peacock cawing]

What about… [chuckles]
Those peacocks are really noisy.

-Yeah.
-[laughs]

I get a little startled at them sometimes.

They're like… Ah!

[giggles]

I saw a white one.

Oh, you did?

I've thought about you
since our last date.

Aw, that's sweet.

I thought about you too.

-Thank you.
-[giggles] You're welcome.

[giggling]

-I--
-[peacock caws loudly]

-[giggles]
-[chuckles] Yeah. Ooh.

Whoo! [giggles] Yeah. Whoo!

-They just, uh, holler when they want to.
-Yeah.

[mysterious music playing]

-Yeah, I've b—
-[peacock caws]

-But definitely been keeping…
-[cawing]

Keeping you in mind since our date.

-[Emma] Yeah. [giggles]
-[Eric chuckles]

-[caws]
-Wah! It's really unexpected.

I'm just wondering
when the peacocks are gonna squawk next.

-[giggles]
-[Eric] Yeah, I wonder.

[Emma giggles]

-[peacock squawking]
-Glad it…

[both chuckle]

[music ends]

[Tyler] Wow, this is pretty.

[enchanting music playing]

[narrator]
Just outside Nashville,

Madison and Tyler are visiting
Andrew Jackson's Hermitage.

[Madison] Ninth president's home
I've been to.

[Tyler] All right.

My first one ever was James Madison
when I was a kid.

Yeah? Wait now, wasn't there a president
named Tyler, I think?

John Tyler, yes. There's a Mad…
There's a Madison and Tyler.

-I've been to his home too.
-Yep.

[Madison] I've been to James Madison.

Thomas Jefferson.

George Washington.

-Dwight Eisenhower. James Monroe.
-Wow.

Woodrow Wilson.
Herbert Hoover. James Buchanan…

-[Tyler] That's cool.
-And now Andrew Jackson.

-So that's ten, my favorite number.
-Awesome.

My bucket list is to go to
all the presidential homes in the country.

Let's… let's do it, then.

-[Madison] Yes.
-Yeah.

[woman] Hey, Maddie!

I love you!

[Cian] Are you okay, Madison?

-[Madison] My body needs to calm down.
-[Tyler] What?

-My body needs to calm down a bit.
-[Cian] What's happened?

-A fan called me "Maddie."
-[Tyler] Yeah.

-[Tyler] Madison, it's…
-Yeah.

Yes, that's one
of my biggest sensitivities is "Maddie."

-The nicknames are the toughest for me.
-It's okay. Yeah.

[Cian] Are you feeling a bit…?

Feeling a bit anxious and thrown off.

[Cian] Why is that?

It's definitely I have…
definitely have a black and white mind.

-It's comm… It's common with autism.
-[Tyler] Yeah.

"Maddie" is not my name. Madison is.

Well, Madison, you know, I do believe
the thing I love about us both

is that we both learn
how to help each other overcome

in the areas that need to be overcome.

-So we've gotta keep doing that.
-Yes.

I've been doing exposure therapy lately
for a lot of my triggers,

like Maddie, touch, compliments, etc.,
and it's helped me grow in a lot of ways.

Yeah.

I've been more open to…
I've been more open to hugging.

It's kind of helped me better with…
understand Tyler, in a way.

Exactly.

And even though, like, I…
Even as an individual on the spectrum,

I have compared my autism
to Tyler's autism.

Yeah.

He happens to have Asperger's.
I happen to have more classic autism.

Nowadays, they use different levels.

Like, Tyler's level one.
I'm more level two.

Yeah. It's okay.
There's nothing wrong with it.

There's nothing wrong
with being a level two.

I've learned, like, my emotional delays,
it's like they are a part of me,

but they don't define me.

I just need to work on responding
before reacting.

Yeah.

-You can do it.
-Amen.

There you go.

It's gonna be all right.

It is… It is gon… It is gonna be all…
It is gonna be all right.

[Tyler] You know I'm here for you.

-Yes, I love you.
-I love you too.

[Madison] I love you so much.

-[Tyler] I love you.
-I love you.

[comforting music playing]

And now I'm ready
to go on my next presidential tour.

-Should we go and have a look inside?
-Let's go.

Let's go.

So Andrew Jackson is
the seventh president.


-[Tyler] Yeah.
-The First Lady was Rachel Jackson.

[Tyler] Well,
you're my First Lady, Madison.

[music fades]

[romantic orchestral music playing]

Georgie, I cannot wait
for you to meet my granddad.

He's pretty much the smartest guy
in the entire family.

-We, um, have a lot in common.
-Hmm.

-Don't look so startled.
-Granddad!

[James and granddad chuckle]

-[granddad] Hi.
-Hello.

-Granddad, this is Georgie.
-Nice to meet you.

I've been waiting to see you
for a long time.

Georgie, this is my grandfather, Graham.

-Hi, Graham. [giggles]
-Hello.

Welcome to Chiseldon. Come on in.

[Connor] Thank you. Ladies first.

[Georgie] Thank you.

[triumphant orchestral music playing]

-Oh, wow.
-Welcome to the lounge.

My granddad's got all sorts
of historical weapons,

statues, and paraphernalia.

See that bronze sword on the wall?

It's a Celtic leaf blade.

[Graham] Okay!

Granddad and his friend Duncan
both made one.

Then along here,

those are épées,

and up there are foils.

I know Connor has got his own collection
of… of militaria, shall we say.

-[Connor] Yes.
-I think he copied me, but there you go.

[Georgie and Graham chuckle]

And, of course, have a look
at this picture at some stage.

[Connor] That's my grandmother.

-She's beautiful.
-Aye.

[Graham] She was a very special lady,
was my wife.

Ten years ago, sadly, she died.
But let me tell you this.

I met my wife at a special party.

Three weeks later, I proposed.

[Georgie] Three weeks?

That's put you on the spot,
hasn't it, Connor? [laughs]

Well, Granddad,
I don't think we're ready for that yet.

-Come on, Connor. [chuckles]
-[Georgie giggles]

You're talking about
my future granddaughter.

[Graham laughs]

Well, all I know is
that it wasn't till he met you

that something clicked. [chuckles]

So what was the attraction here
with… with Connor?

Well, I think one big reason
why Connor fell in love with me

is 'cause I love Pomeranians.

We had a lot in common.
We both love horses, dogs, things, and…

-And swimming.
-Yes, and swimming.

Well, Georgie, feel free
to refer to me as Granddad, okay?

And I hope one day
that will certainly be the case, okay?

Right. Shall I go
and make you some tea? Yes?

-Oh. Yes, please.
-That would be lovely.

-Okay. You are in England now.
-[all chuckle]

So what do you think of my granddad?

Very fun.

[buoyant music playing]

Beautiful tea set.

[Connor] Lovely jubbly, Granddad.

[Graham] Bon appétit.

I always remember,
early on in Connor's life,

you said to your mother,
"Mum, am I different to other people?"

I remember you saying that. Uh…

Yes, you were different. Yes, like me,
when I was your age at that stage,

uh, I did not get on with other people.

And I began to realize how my life
was very similar to yours in my youth.

There are so many similarities
between you and me.

I have self-diagnosed myself
as being on the spectrum.

Granddad, we have the most in common.

We share the love of many things.

History, weaponry, music,
poetry, and literature.

Indeed. And I have to say, Connor,

that, uh, I've always been proud of you.

But you've grown incredibly
as a person, I think,

uh, and I'm extremely proud of you.

-Thank you, Granddad.
-[Graham] Yeah.

Now then, have you heard him sing?
Have you heard him sing?

-I have.
-Do you fancy singing now?

Only if you can keep up with me.

-Oh, well, there we go.
-[Georgie] Oh.

[Graham] When you're ready.

[Connor vocalizing]

-[Graham] All right.
-[Connor clears throat]

♪
In the year of our Lord,
♪

♪
We set sail
From the cold quay of Cork
♪

♪
We were sailing away
With a cargo of bricks
♪

♪
For the Grand City Hall in New York
♪

♪
We'd an elegant craft
She was rigged fore and aft
♪

♪
And, Lord
How the trade winds drove her
♪

♪
She had masts
And she stood central class
♪

♪
And they called her The Irish Rover
♪

-[car horn honking]
-[suspenseful music playing]

-[Shelley] God, this road is really busy.
-[James] Yeah. [groans]

Oh. Oh, excuse me. Okay, so…

Well, location, location, location.

[groans]

I'm sure… I'm glad to see they have…

they're using an LED bulb in there.
That's nice.

Though a bit of a low ceiling, though,
which isn't… I don't like that. Um…

[uneasy music playing]

[sighs]

It's not perpendicular.

[groans, mutters]

Ah, yes, I'm so sorry,
but it was just bothering me

that everything wasn't perfectly aligned,
like that.

-Hey, James. Good to see you again.
-How are you?

-Hi, Shelley. Nice to see you again.
-[Shelley] Nice to see you again.

[James] Yes, thank you.
Okay, good, good. Thank you very much.

[horn honks]

-[woman] Come on this way.
-[James] Good, okay. Oof.

Yowza.

I'm not so sure about this carpeting.
I… I prefer hard vinyl or tile.

[Shelley] It's quite dark and dingy.
Don't you think so?

[James] Yeah, the walls need some work.

-[woman] Pretty typical for this age.
-Okay. Mm… Ouch.

-The stairs have carpeting also.
-[Shelley] Yeah.

There's only one railing.
I like having a railing on both sides.

-Not too bad.
-[woman] You could probably add a railing.

[James] How many bathrooms does it have?

-[woman] Just the one.
-[James] At least it's near the bedroom.

-[Shelley] I hate these signs everywhere.
-[James] Yeah, I know.

All right.

-[woman] So we'll go look at this bedroom?
-[James] Okay.

So is, is, is, is…
is this the master bedroom?

Yeah, this is the primary, and they've
got the two double closets, which is nice.

[James] Oh. Ooh! Hmm. I would want
to repaint the entryways, the attics.

-It just… It stands out. Ouch.
-[Shelley] Yeah, it does.

This bedroom is also directly facing
the road, isn't it?

[woman] It is.

[James] Okay, is this
another bedroom here, I take it?

-[woman] Yep.
-[James] Oh, wait.

There's no… This bedroom has no way
of getting out to the main hallway,

so whoever would be sleeping here

would have to go through
the master bedroom.

Let's get a look at the basement,
please. Hmm.

This is such a narrow spot,
and this refrigerator is in the way.

I don't think
the fridge really needs to stay there.

-It may not even be coming with the house.
-[Shelley] Oh, wow, this is scary.

[unsettling music sting]

-[James] Oh boy.
-[Shelley] I don't like this.

It's like something out of a horror movie.

[woman laughs]

Look what happens
with an s house, right?

So, dare I ask,
how old is the burner anyway?

[woman] That's probably getting close
to the end of its life, so…

Oh yeah, no kidding.
I can definitely tell.

-Wow.
-[woman] Foundation is fieldstone.

So you might have water seepage
here and there in heavy rains.

[James] This is not at all
the sort of basement I would like to have.

Okay, so, let me see, I guess we've seen
the entire house at this point.

The house is… is…

I'm sorry, this isn't the ideal house.

-No, that's okay.
-Yeah, we'll have to look elsewhere.

We have the other one set up.
We'll go and see the next one.

It's a little younger
and not on a busy road.

-[James] Thank you.
-[woman] Let's go.

[James] I can barely hear myself
over these cars.

[door closes]

[James and Graham]
♪
We had sailed seven years
♪

♪
When the measles broke out
♪

♪
And the ship lost her way in the fog
♪

-
[Connor] ♪
Big fog!
♪
-
♪
What fog?
♪

[both] ♪
And the whole of the crew
Was reduced down to two
♪

♪
Just meself and the captain's old dog
♪

[Connor] ♪
And then
The ship struck a rock
♪

[both] ♪
Oh Lord, what a shock
♪

♪
I nearly tumbled over
♪

-[birds twittering]
-[duck quacking]

[pleasant music playing]

-[Eric] Do you want to take a look around?
-[Emma] Yeah, I'd like that.

-[Eric] Sweet. [chuckles]
-[giggles]

-[caws]
-[Emma] Wah!

-[Emma] There he is. [giggles]
-There's one. Yeah.

[Emma] It reminds me of the peacock
in
Kung Fu Panda
.

-[Eric] Oh yeah.
-[Emma] Yeah. Whoo!

Boy, that peacock was terrifying. Ooh!

Yes. He did have sick moves.

[Emma] Yes, but I guess that's
what made him a good villain.

-[Eric] Yeah.
-[Emma] Yeah.

[both chuckle]

-[Eric] Let me get that for you.
-Okay, yeah, thanks.

-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

-[peacock calling]
-[music fades]

[both chuckle nervously]

Squawkers. The squawkers.

-The squawkers.
-[giggles]

[hopeful music playing]

-Whoa.
-[Emma] Whoa, cool.

-Yeah, we got a dinner and a show.
-[Emma] Yeah, we did. That's cool!

[Eric] Their feathers look like eyes too.
They call them "a thousand eyes."

-[giggles] A thousand eyes.
-[chuckles]

A thousand eye dressing.

-[laughs]
-[Eric chuckles]

Yeah, they're… kind of look like salads.

[Emma chuckling] Salads.

That's funny.
I never thought of it like that.

-I didn't think of that just till now.
-[chuckles] Yeah.

[peacock honks]

[Emma] It's a good view of the mountains.

-Yeah, it's, uh, quite mag… magnificent.
-[peacock calls]

[Emma] Did you know
that my mom had her bridal photos here?

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

-[Eric] Oh, nice.
-Yeah.

-That must have been a great day for them.
-Yep, minus the squawking peacocks.

-Definitely. Ooh.
-[peacocks cawing]

[giggles] Squawkers!

[laughs] Squawkers.

[Eric] Speaking of weddings,
you ever thought of getting married?

[Emma] Yes.
I have thought of getting married.

What do you look for
in a romantic partner?

Um…

He has to be smart

and, um, a good sense of humor.

-Or just laugh at my antics. [laughs]
-[chuckles]

-Um, is LDS. That's definitely important.
-Mm-hmm.

I don't know,
just being a good person in general.

-Oh yeah, totally.
-Uh, what about you, Eric?

-Someone that I can be comfortable with.
-Mm-hmm.

Someone to make me laugh
and someone to make
them
laugh.

-Yeah. Yeah, I like that.
-Definitely.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I still can't believe,
like, Jim Carrey filmed here.

[Eric] Yeah.

[ducks quacking]

-Wanna see my Jim Carrey face?
-Yes.

[Emma laughing]

"All righty then."

[continues laughing]

-You like those?
-[Emma] Yeah, I do.

[as Jim Carrey] "I like it a lot."

-[smacks lips]
-[giggling]

Do you wanna take a selfie together?

-Definitely.
-Okay.

Why?

Because my parents are dying to see
what you look like.

Mine too.

And my brother.

-Yeah.
-Certainly. And my sister too.

-Yeah… [giggling] …okay. Okay.
-[enchanting music playing]

-Do you wanna do a silly face?
-[Eric] Yeah.

Okay, let's see. All right.

[Emma laughing]

-[Emma laughing] That was a good one.
-[Eric] Thank you.

[Emma laughing]

[Eric chuckles]

Nice job.

[Emma chuckles]

[both chuckle]

[music fades]

[squawks]

Wuack!

[laughing]

That's funny.

[giggles]

-[dog chomping]
-[intriguing music playing]

[narrator]
In Las Vegas,

it's the morning after
Logan's ghost town date with Hailey.

-Hey, Mom, what's up?
-Oh, hey.

[Neith] Hmm.

Do you have some sharing
that you'd like to…?

Yeah, sure.

-[Neith] All right.
-[Jocelyn] Spill.

Tell us about it.
What… From beginning to end.

Really go into your brain
and take us through the date.

Okay, so first we went into the shop.

You'll never believe this.
We asked them if there was ice cream.

They said it was in the freezer.
When we saw, Hailey screamed and…

-[Neith] She screamed?
-And I was terrified, too, myself…

It was snakes.

-Oh. Oh.
-[Neith chuckles]

-[Logan] In the freezer.
-Oh, okay.

-Real frozen snakes?
-Yeah, there were seven.

[chuckling] Oh!

-They pranked you there, huh?[giggles]
-Yes.

There was a bedroom.
There was a skeleton in the room,

and Hailey said
it looked like Michael Jackson,

and I was like,
"Yeah, time's not been kind to him."

[laughs] Good one!

Yeah, I know.

And… and then I made her close her eyes,

and I set the cheesecake up in the chapel.

Wow, that is so romantic.

That's cute.

I asked her if you wanted to get married
one day, and she said, "One day."

Ooh!

She's not ready yet, Mom.

-[Neith] Naturally so.
-Okay, all right.

And then we looked at the ditch.

Ditch? The ditch?

[Jocelyn] Oh. Oh, okay.

And then we… uh, we… we, we kissed.

-Oh!
-[Jocelyn] Oh, okay!

Wow, this is so exciting.

And when we kissed,
it… it felt really good.

Sparks flew.

-Was she a good kisser?
-Yes.

She said she's been practicing all day.

[Jocelyn laughs]

On what?

I don't know, Neith.

[Neith and Jocelyn chuckle]

I didn't care about her germs.
She has the best germs.

[Jocelyn] Okay.

[Logan] My lips
are never gonna be washed.

-Face will be dirty for as long as I live.
-[chuckles]

-[Neith] Hey!
-What? [laughs]

Guys, I hooked up with the lunch lady.

I liked it.

[Jocelyn and Neith giggle]

So, yeah,
we said we were boyfriend and girlfriend.

Oh, okay.

-Official, huh?
-[Logan] Mm-hmm.

-[Jocelyn] Wow, so a girlfriend, Logan.
-[Neith] What's it feel like?

It feels really good for once
to… see that she's real.

[Neith] Yeah.

I am so happy for you that you get to
experience all these different feelings

and, you know, go out on dates.
This is great.

[Jocelyn laughs]

-What?
-[Jocelyn] You've got a permanent smile.

Yeah, and I'm… I'm very happy.

-[Jocelyn] Aw.
-Good.

-Hailey and Logan.
-Hailey and Logan, yeah.

Okay, maybe we'll get to meet her
sooner than--

I hope you guys can.
All I know is, before she comes over,

I wanna make sure the room's clean,
make sure the floor's clean.

[Jocelyn] Oh yeah. You gotta stay on that.

But I do love her.
We're official boyfriend and girlfriend.

[Jocelyn] We are so happy for you, Logan.

I mean, I am just so thrilled.

Oh, my baby.

[Neith and Jocelyn chuckle]

-You're not crying, are you, Mom?
-[Neith snickers]

I might. I might.

-I'm not gonna clean your tears.
-[Neith and Jocelyn laugh]

-[Neith] Right on, brother.
-What?!

-[Logan] But I'll give you a hug.
-Oh, what in…? Oh my goodness.

[Logan] It's okay, Mom.
Let it out right now if you have to.

[Neith and Jocelyn laugh]

-[Logan] Where are the tissues at?
-[Neith and Jocelyn chuckle]

-[pensive music playing]
-[gate opening]

Thank you.

It's just up there somewhere.

These stones are no doubt
hundreds of years old.

So many lives,

so many stories
these people must have had.

There it is, just over there.

-Which one?
-The one that looks like a book.

-[Georgie] Did she like to read a lot?
-[Connor] She did.

Grandbid, this is Georgie.

-Hi, Grandbid.
-Georgie, this is my grandmother Pat.

I've heard so much about you.

[Connor] Yeah.

[inhales emotionally]

[sighs]

I really miss you, Grandbid.

Trying to make you proud.

Glad I could introduce you to Georgie.

[sighs sadly]

I wish I could share all these blessings
and moments with you.

[voice wavering] I'm glad to know…

you're somewhere up there,

smiling down on me.

[sighs emotionally]

I love you, Grandbid.

[music building]

It's okay.

It's okay.

Thank you for being here, Georgie.

She would have loved to have met you.

[music fades]

[Shelley] Oh, what's this?

[James] This is nice. This is nice.

This one looks nice.

There's a dog.
Oh, well, nothing we can do about that.

[barking]

We're probably gonna plant some trees
or bushes that will grow really tall.

[Shelley] Protect yourself
against the dog!

[James and Shelley chuckle]

[intriguing music playing]

[James] This… I do like this house.
Looks pretty nice, actually.

Hardwood floor.
Some of the outlets look a bit old.

Notice how all the switches are beige.
I want them to be white.

-But you can easily change--
-Oh, wait. Shelley, I'm sorry.

You just heard me say
I want them to be white. I'm sorry.

I need to start saying "we"
instead of "I." I'm so sorry.

-[Shelley] I'm not really fussed.
-[James] Oh, okay.

God, I'm really, really liking this.

-What… what's this room for?
-[woman] This is a formal living room.

[James] Ah, I don't like this carpet,
but, ooh, I like the fireplace.

So does this fireplace actually work?

-[woman] Yeah.
-[James] Okay, nice, nice.

The sink looks nice though.
I like the sink.

Oh, those are incandescents. I can tell
from the heat reading off the lamps.

I would want to label each switch
so we know what it does.

The knobs though. That knob is
too old and ugly for my liking.

Oh, wait, Shelly, I'm sorry again.
I'm speaking too much about myself.

Are you okay with, like, replace…?
See, look at that knob.

[eerie music playing]

I want a newer, shinier knob.

-Is that okay?
-[Shelley] Yeah.

-[James] Ooh, that's…
-[Shelley] Oh, I like this door.

Who goes there? State your business.

-Yes, yes, so…
-[woman chuckling]

Yes, yes, not too bad, not too bad. Okay.

Let's look at the basement, please.

They have railings on both sides,
so watch your head.

-[woman] It's nice to have the carpeting…
-Ooh, not bad, not too bad.

-[Shelley] Oh yeah.
]-[James] Hey! Another bathroom. Nice.

-This is like in
Home Alone
.
-[placid music playing]

I don't wanna get my head burned
if I pull this string.

-Oh, wow.
-[chuckles] So…

This would be perfect for a workshop.

We could have a workshop
with tools down here, yeah, yeah.

But I wanna replace those CFLs with LEDs,
obviously, so…

This house is really nice.
I really, really like this house.

Shelley, what do you think of this house?
I definitely want to hear your thoughts.

Please… What do you think?

No, I think this home, it feels homely.

-And I like that feeling.
-Of course. Good.

-Make it your own.
-[Shelley] Welcoming.

Actually, the word is "homey,"
not "homely."

"Homely" means ugly or unattractive.

"Homey" means that's warm
and comforting and welcoming. Sorry.

-That's okay.
-I'm so sorry. Yeah, this house is nice.

Shelley, we can't let this pass us by.
We have to at least make an offer, right?

-We should put an offer into this house.
-Good. Good, yes. I, I, I…

People regret the things they do
not
do
more the things that they do.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?
We've gotta make an offer. Yes. yes.

-We'll put something together.
-Great. Thank you so much.

[woman] You're welcome.

-[James] But not too bad.
-[Shelley] This is very nice.

[James] Yeah! I really hope
they accept our offer on the house.

-I have a good feeling about this one.
-[Shelley] You never know.

[James] You never know.
We'll have to wait and see.

-[intriguing music playing]
-[sizzling]

-[Eric] This looks really good.
-[Emma] It does.

-It--
-[peacock squawks]

-[Eric] How are you liking it?
-It… It's good.

-Good. I'm liking it.
-Yeah.

[squawks]

-Squawkers.
-Squawk… Mm.

[Emma chuckles]

[peacock squawks]

-[Eric] Squawkers.
-[Emma chuckles]

[hopeful music playing]

[Emma] Ooh, the ducks.

Yeah. Got all kinds of birds up here.

Yep, they do.

[duck quacking]

[Eric] I wonder if that, uh…

What she's doing there,
is that, like, a mating thing?

[Emma] Oh yeah,
that duck's looking to mate.

-Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
-[chuckles]

[Emma] Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[laughs loudly]

Oh my gosh, it's…

-[Emma laughing loudly]
-[percussive music playing]

Like, "Get away!"

It's mating season, all right.

[pleasant music playing]

-[Emma] Oh wow.
-[Eric] Wow.

Now, that is gorgeous.

-Definitely.
-Wow.

What do you think
those animals are up there?

-Um…
-[Eric] Griffins?

[Emma] Yeah.

-Quite magnificent.
-Yeah. [giggles]

-Got, uh, circular… circular… circ…
-[peacock squawking]

circular windows.

[Emma] Yeah,
it's pretty cool, that's for sure.

-[Eric] Yeah.
-[Emma giggles] Yeah.

[hesitant music playing]

[Emma chuckles]

-I really had a great time with you today.
-Yeah, so did I.

-Definitely.
-Yeah.

I liked our meal.

[chuckles] I also liked your Jim Carrey
facial expression impersonations.

-Oh, thank you.
-They were very accurate.

[Emma chuckles]

-[Eric chuckles]
-Yeah. Yeah.

-Yeah. This was… It's been a pretty--
-[peacock squawking]

It was a really great day.

-Yeah.
-You're awesome.

-Oh, wait. Ah! Ah!
-One more time.

Ah! Ooh, that was…

[giggles]

-There you go. [chuckles]
-Yeah. Yeah. [giggles]

Yeah. [giggles]

[giggling] Yeah.

Yeah.

-[suspenseful music playing]
-[both chuckle]

-I really like you a lot, Emma.
-Yeah. Yeah, I like you a lot too.

-Great.
-Yeah.

-[both chuckle]
-Yeah. Yeah.

[both chuckle nervously]

Yeah. It's…

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

[music building]

[music fades]

[intriguing music playing]

[music fades]