02x22 - The Elevator

[bunniefuu]

[SINGING] Here we go
again, now, go until we stop,

and then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3 now, baby,
here we go, go, go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission undercover,
and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're totally spies, so
get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[alarm goes off]

[gasps]

[grunts]

Huh!

I am so stoked
for our triple date.

Thanks so much for
agreeing to do this, girls.

Uh, we didn't agree, Clover.

Yeah, you're
forcing us, remember?

Find, but that's
only because I've

been waiting to go out with
quarterback cutie Duncan

Marcus since the 8th grade.

And just think if Duncan's
brothers are as good

looking he is, we all win.

[gasps] Brothers?

I thought we were being set
up with Duncan's friends.

His brothers are his friends.

They're like a totally
close-knit family.

Yo, Clover, heads up!

[yelps]

Hi, Duncan.

These are the
friends I was telling

you about, Sam and Alex.

What's up?

Hey, how's it going?

These are my bros,
Drew and Marcus.

[gasps]

So, are you psyched to
see this righteous football

movie, Alex?

I was.

Now, I'm more interested
in seeing a doctor.

[snorts] You're funny.

Actually, I wasn't joking.

How come I've never seen you
around Beverly High, Marcus?

Because I don't
go to high school.

I'm still in junior high.

You have plenty of time to
get acquainted later, girls.

Right now, we have a righteous
football movie to see.

[growls]

[beeping]

Ah, saved by the bell.

Um, we'll meet you
inside the theater.

[beeping]

Chicks always got
to do stuff together.

Good evening, ladies.

What do you got, Jer?

A break-in at the Internal
Office of Information.

We can be there
in two minutes.

Hurry, girls.

National security
could be at stake.



We're never going
to find this guy.

SAM: According to the
security mainframe,

the break in was
on the 89th floor.

Eww, nice work, Sammy.

We can nab our intruder
and be back to the theater

before the opening credits.

Huh?

We can't take the
elevator, Clover.

He'll know we're coming.

Alex is right.

We have to take the stairs.

[exasperated sigh] Did
I say opening credits.

We'll be lucky to make it
back before the next showing.

Next time we leap a tall
building in a single bound,

remind me to go with
the sensible shoes.

Apparently, we're
not the only ones

who had trouble on the stairs.

Well, other than
having a nasty headache,

he should be just
fine when he wakes up.

Groovy.

Now, could we please
find our bad guy

and get back to the movie?

[screams]

Be careful what you wish for!

Let's get him, girls.

ALEX: That's one way to
get security clearance.

There he is, the loser
that's ruining my date.

And he's got some kind of
microfilm canister thingy.

[blasts]

[screams]

Whoa!

This guy means business.

Where'd he go?

[screams]

[gasps]

[grunts]

How could you
let him get away!

Actually, it was pretty easy.

Let's double back.

If we hurry, we can head
him off at the pass.

[beeping]

[elevator dings]

Bingo!

We've got him.

Huh!

ALEX: Freaky.

He, like, totally disappeared.

He didn't disappear, Alex.

He outsmarted us.

[sinister laughs]

[screams]

Great!

We're trapped like
rats in a cage.

Have a nice ride, ladies.

[blasts]

[screaming]

And, Clover,
according to that thing,

we're stuck on the 75th floor.

Not for long.

Alex, hop up on my
shoulders and try the hatch.

ALEX: [grunts] It's no use.

It's jammed.

Terrific.

It's bad enough that
WOOHP destroyed my date.

Now, they're going to be
responsible for destroying me.

OK, no, Clover.

We are gonna find
a way out of this.

Before or after
we run out of air?

[exasperated sigh]

If only we had a
way to contact Jerry,

then maybe he could
WOOHP us out of here.

Are you serious?

Huh?

I mean just think about
our WOOHPing experiences

for a second.

SAM: Don't remind me.

[screams]

One butt WOOHP coming right up.

ALEX: I hate it
when that happens.

[screams]

JERRY: Ta ta, girls.

CLOVER: [Angrily] Why, Jerry!

Oomph!

[screams]

SAM: That was the worst.

[screams]

CLOVER: Whatever!

[giggles]

[screams]

Cheese!

[giggles]

[screams]

JERRY: Hello.

[screams]

SAM: Ow, that hurt.

[screams]

CLOVER: Man, talk
about pathetic.

[blows raspberry]

[giggles]

[screams]

Huh?

[screams]

My butt is still sore.

Would it k*ll Jer to buy
us a cushy landing pad.

So thanks but no thanks,
I'll take my chances

in this birdie elevator.

There's got to be some
kind of gadget in here,

you know a stick
of exploding gum

or a laser lipstick or an
eyelash cover catapult.

In case you've forgotten,
Sam, the majority

of our gadget
experiences haven't

exactly been successful either.

CLOVER: [grimaces]

SAM: I was trying to
forget about that.

[gasps]

[screams]

I can't believe you did that.

ALEX: Whatever

[screams]

I can't get any traction.

Ooop!

[panicked breathing]

CLOVER: That was the worst.

Oh, just thinking about
it makes me nauseous.

True but gadgets
have saved our butts

on more than one occasion.

[screams]

Cool!

ALEX: Anti-gravity cycles.

SAM: Whew.

Close one.

Wow!

ALEX: You can mess
with me, but you'd

better not mess with my hair.

[giggles]

SAM: Ha.

Fashionable and functional.

CLOVER: Cool.

Yeah.

[horse neighs]

[screams]

Never underestimate the
power of a good accessory.

SAM: Yeah!

See, it isn't all that bad.

Whatever.

All I know is if it
wasn't for stupid WOOHP,

we'd never be in this situation.

We'd be at the mall with
cute boys where we belong.

Yeah, but if it
wasn't for stupid

WOOHP, you never would have met
some of the cutest boys of all.

[screams]

I'm Rock.

Ahh!

Whoa!

[giggles]

Wow.

SAM: That one was
definitely hunk material.

[screams]

Please.

It's not my fault guys can't
help themselves around me.

You've got to be kidding.

Well, I'll give
you that one, Alex.

And don't forget about all
the cool places we get to visit.

It makes our job seem
almost like a vacation.

OK, fine.

Maybe being a spy isn't all bad.

[screams]

Careful not to make any
more sudden movements.

We don't want the
elevator to fall again.

[crashing sound]

[screams]

[screams]

It's official.

This is a total nightmare.

In fact, it's even worse
than Alex's driving.

Sorry.

[screams]

Woo hoo!

That went well.

SAM: As if!

[screams]

Whoa!

[yelps]

[screams]

Aah!

[horn honks]

SAM: I can't believe
you did that.

[giggles]

ALEX: Whew.

Close one.

- Well, maybe not worse.
- Uh!

I'll have you know that I've
driven my car for a whole week

without getting a
single scratch on it.

Well, give
yourself a gold star.

I already did.

Huh?

Look, the only way we're ever
going to get out of this jam

is if Sam uses her smarts.

Clover, please.

I'm not that smart.

CLOVER: Reality check.

You're, like, always getting us
out of sticky situations, Sam.

[groans]

Clover, no!

It could be a trap.

It's a b*mb.

Correction, a
temperature-sensitive b*mb.

Let's see.

Quick, tie your belts
around one corner.

[grimaces]

[screams]

Activate it and
follow my lead.



Quick, everybody
lift your chains.

Now, roll before it swings back!

[grimaces]

Oh!

[g*nshots]

[crashes]

No!

ALEX: You go, girl!

CLOVER: Yes!

[yelps]

[screams]

Sammy!

[screams]

[screams]

You've got an
answer for everything.

I guess I do figure
a lot of stuff out.

Yeah, it sort of makes
up for that annoying

know-it-all mentality of yours.

[scoffs]

I'm sure she means that
the best way possible.

Actually, I think the lack of
oxygen is getting to her brain.

I suppose I could try and do
something with the electronics

of the elevator.

Go for it.

[screams]

Watch it!

Apparently, this is
one bad guy we aren't

going to be able to defeat.

Are you kidding?

We've beaten much worse
baddies this dumb elevator.

[gasps]

That one still gives
me the shivers.

[screams]

Eliminate them all!

Uh!

What a freak!

[groans]

ALEX: Now, we've seen
the last of those creeps.

[grimaces]

CLOVER: Mental note to self--

never go into
Jerry's body again.

SAM: Don't remind me.

[groans]

ALEX: Can we please
change the subject?

[sneezes]

[disgusted screaming]

[giggles]

[laser blasts]

CLOVER: OK, remind me
why we're spies again.

SAM: Don't remind me.

[screams]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oww!

[gasps] Hey!

ALEX: What a weirdo.

SAM: What a loser.

CLOVER: Rude much!

[blasts]

[gasps]

Hold it right there.

He takes weirdo to
a whole new level.

[gasps]

Hey, stop them!

[screams]

[screams]

Aren't there any normal
villains out there?

If you're trying
to cheer us up,

you're going about
it all the wrong way.

Tell me about it.

Reminiscing about
our missions only

makes me realize how much I
hate WOOHP and how being a spy

has ruined my life.

I have to agree.

I don't think our lives
could get any worse.

ALEX: Don't be so
sure about that.

[gasps]

[gasps]

The elevator roof is on fire!

Alex, what are you doing?

[blows]

[coughs]

[screams]

ALEX: We'd better do something
fast or in a few seconds

we're gonna be flat as pancakes!

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

It's been great
knowing you, girls.

ALEX: I'm really
gonna miss you guys.

I am so sorry
I've been so cranky.

You two are my best friends
in the whole wide world.

Hey!

That wasn't bad at all.

Yeah, I thought it
would hurt a lot worse.

That's because
we didn't crash.

We're alive!

Yay!

Hello, girls.

Jerry?

You saved our lives, Jer.

Thank you!
Thank you!

Thank you!

Well, don't thank me, ladies.

Thank WOOHP's newest
gadget REAM, rapidly

expanding absorbent mousse.

You know something, girls,
for all are complaining

about WOOHP, there is
one thing I remember

liking about being a spy.

What's that?

Jerry.

Yeah, you're right.

Ahem, um, yes.

Thank you, girls.

Now, why don't you run along
and get back to your dates.

But what about the intruder?

Oh, we captured him
a few blocks from here

with this nasty little
molecular melting gum.

The suction cups
on his feet made

him quite easy to apprehend.

Cool, in that case
come on girls.

I got a quarterback to smooch.

[background conversations]

Oh, darn.

Looks like we're too late.

The movie just ended.

Oh, no!

There they are.

Quick we have to
think up an excuse.

Duncan, this is so unbelievable.

I feel the same way, Clover.

This has been the best day ever.

I mean, you know, talk
about a great movie.

I never felt like, so
many emotions before--

joy, sadness.

Shin splints and hunger.

Let's get some pizza.

Great idea, little brother.

Let's go.

This is great.

They never even
knew we were gone.

Hey, wait a second, How dare
he not notice I wasn't there.

That's it!

We're breaking up.

Ow!

Well, at least this
gets us off the hook.

Totally.

Wanna go see a movie?

As long as I don't have to
get into an elevator, I'm there.

[giggles]

[ending theme music]