02x01 - A Spy Is Born – Part 2

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

THEME SONG: Here we go,
we're getting on the road

till we stop, and
then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3, now, baby,
here we go, go, go.

Here we go!

Here we go!

On a mission undercover
and we're in control.

Here we go!

Here we go!

We're "Totally Spies"
so get on with the show.

Here we go!

Here we go!

Here we go!

There's no way you're going
to get away with this, loser.

Sam, Clover, and WOOHP will do
whatever it takes to save me.

[muffled mumbling]

That's precisely
what I'm counting on.

[evil laugh]

[school bell]

SAM: Alex has been kidnapped!

We got to do something, quick!

I can't believe I'm
actually saying this,

but I think we better try
and get WOOHPed, ASAP.

Oh!

Clover, what are you doing?

What does it look
like I'm doing?

I'm trying to find a button or
a lever or a secret passage.

SAM: Huh?

Why is it we only get
WOOHPed when we don't want to,

and can never get
WOOHPed when we need to?

[ring tone]

Maybe it's Alex!

"It doesn't matter that
you're not the most

popular girl in school.

I still think
you're the greatest.

Meet me at lunch today,
your secret admirer AJ."

AJ?

Who's that?

Well, it could be Andrew
James, that total cutie

from science class?
Ooh!

Or maybe it's Aaron
Jennings, the football

player with the buff bod.

Why would those guys
be interested in me?

Hello, because you're smart,
funny, and totally cool!

Hey!

Clover, there's
no time for this.

We've got to find Alex!

There's always time
for secret admirers, Sam.

I'll tell him you'll
definitely meet him for lunch.

Hey!

[shrieks]

See what I mean?

WOOHPing only occurs at the
most inopportune moments.

Good morning, girls.

Jerry, you're never going
to believe what happened!

Alex has been kidnapped.

No!

Alex has been kidnapped!

Oh, yes.

That's what I said.

Wait, you know?

Yes.

Freaky.

In fact, I've just received
this rather disturbing message.

Sam, Clover.

Lumiere?

So good to see you again.

But I thought we
just locked him up!

I'm happy to inform you that
you've been cast in my latest

movie, a spy thriller!

Since you're top
secret agents, I figure

it'd be right up your alley.

Whatever, creep!

I'll be filming you as you go
up against my special effects

and dangerous sets!

Oh, uh, what's that, Alex?

[muffled words]

Ah, yes.

Thanks for reminding me.

Alex says if you ever
want to see her again,

you'd better hurry!

We can't let him
get away with this!

Wait.

There's more.

Hope you girls can take
direction, because here's

your first scene.

Roses are red, violets
are blue, the same two

colors of your next clue.

If you head to the station,
you'll be on the right track,

and you just might get
your friend Alex back.

Now, chop chop, girls!

We're rolling!

[snap]

[shriek]

JERRY: Apparently he
escaped our custody

and abducted Alex
early this morning.

That makes sense!

He got to Alex when
her defenses were down.

She's so not a morning person.

We've got to figure out what
station he's talking about.

It could be a radio station
or maybe it's a gas station.

Or maybe it's
the train station.

If you head to the station,
you'll be on the right track,

and you just might get
your friend Alex back.

Sam!

You're brilliant.

Let's hit it.
- Oh, wait.

I've got some gadgets
you might find helpful.

Make it quick, Jer.

We don't have time for
your usual blathering.

Oh, no offense.

None taken.

[music playing]

I don't see Alex
or Lumiere anywhere.

Me neither.

Sammy!

That's our train?

Huh?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,

the same two colors
of your next clue.

Come on!

Not so fast, girls.

I need to see your tickets.

But you don't understand.

We're secret agents
trying to save

our best friend from an
evil independent filmmaker!

Yeah, uh, sure you are.

And I'm Mary, Queen of Scots.

No tickets, no ride.

Fine.

If you won't let us
through, then we'll

just have to go over your head.

What?

Huh?

Maybe there is
something to be said

for wearing sensible shoes.

[train rattling]

[bouncing sounds]

Jump!

Whoa!

[beeping]

See, that wasn't so bad.

Yeah, if you like
profuse sweating.

LUMIERE: Don't be
discouraged, girls.

You're doing very well.

And as you can see, you look
just wonderful on camera.

We want to know what
you've done with Alex!

Oh, you'll find
out in due time.

Right now you have other
things to worry about.

[door slam]

SAM: Great!

We're locked in.

CLOVER: Actually, that might
not be such a bad thing.

This train's going
so fast, I wouldn't

want to accidentally fall out.

Falling out is the
least of your concerns.

When the train reaches


it will derail and crash.

And the good news is?

If you can figure out
how to stop the train

before any accidents happen,
I might just let Alex free,

and my feature film won't
have to be a short subject.

And if we can't?

Alex won't have a very happy
ending, and neither will you.

Action!

CLOVER: 88?

What's that?

I think it's the speed of
the train, which means we've

got to get to the engine fast!

[train horn]

It's no use.

All the controls are jammed.

Then we've got to
find a handbrake.

You know, like they
use in emergencies.

I'd say this definitely
qualifies as an emergency.

I'll start here.

You start in the
rear of the train

and we can meet in the middle.

Man, this is more exercise
than I get in a whole afternoon

of Pilates class.

[music playing]

OK.

If I was a handbrake,
where would I be?

[clattering]

Please tell me I
didn't just do that.

Actually, splitting
the train was my doing.

Splitting the train?

I thought I might
add a bit of drama

if I pitted my protagonists
against one another.

And in English that means?

I'm doing a little
rewrite of the script.

Let me show you.

[music playing]

OK, I'm beginning
to understand.

It's got to be
around here somewhere.

Huh?

Ah!

What's the matter?

Afraid of him a
little special effect?

I'm glad you find
this so amusing.

Bingo!

[screeching]

Huh?

That was easy enough.

[beeping]

Uh, Sam?

I think we have
a little problem.

What do you mean, problem?

I just stopped the train.

Actually, that was
only half the problem.

OK.

So maybe that was
a little too easy.

Ha!

Just stay put.

Me and the ice queen will
take care of everything.

Me stay put?

You're the one who's moving!

Oh.
Right.

[glass breaking]

Time for a little
rewrite of my own.

[wood splitting]

[spritz]

[screeching]

Huh!

Whoa, whoa!

You OK?

Other than needing
reconstructive nail surgery,

I'm fine.

[ring tone]

Maybe it's Lumiere
with another clue.

Nope, it's AJ again.

He says he's looking
forward to lunch.

Who can think about lunch
at a time like this?

[ring tone]

I'll tell you,
Sam, for not being

the most popular girl in
school, you sure are popular.

Good show, girls!

Now, here's another
riddle for you.

Hickory dickory dock, the
spies are racing the clock.

Colorado is where you'll
find the key that will

lead you to where Alex will be.

Good luck!

Ugh.

Here we go again.

Yep.

Looks like we're on
our way to Colorado.

Don't be so sure.

What do you mean?

Don't you want to find Alex?

Hickory dickory dock, the
spies are racing the clock.

Colorado's where you'll
find the key that will

lead you to where Alex will be.

Clover, I think he's talking
about the Cruise Ship Colorado!

Cruise ship?

I didn't even realize
Colorado had a waterfront.

I'll explain on the way.

[rocket blasting]

[music playing]

[boat horn]

There it is, the Colorado.

Now that's my kind of boat.

If this is where
Lumiere's holding Alex,

I hope I'm next in
line to get abducted.

[shriek]

[splash]

I'm getting really
sick of Lumiere

and his pathetic petty thrills.

[clank]

All aboard!

[footsteps]

OK.

If I were a lunatic
filmmaker spy abductor,

where would I hide Alex?

My guess would be below deck.

Let's check it out.

We'd better spread out
to cover more ground.

Good idea.

I'll go this way.

Alex.

Are you down here?

[gasping]

[shriek]

[water gushing]

Nope.

No sign of Alex in there.

Alex?

Any luck?

Not so far.

But our luck may
have just changed!

Remember the riddle?

Colorado's where you'll
find the key that will

lead you to where Alex will be.

This must be the
key in the riddle!

No, Clover.

Wait!

[rumbling]

That doesn't sound good.

Nice job, girls.

You've just activated
an intercontinental

ballistic m*ssile.

I just love explosions
and big action scenes.

[m*ssile igniting]

Why couldn't your
stupid movie be

a nice romantic comedy instead?

You don't think
disarming the m*ssile will

be as easy as that, do you?



[glass breaking]

COMPUTER: 10, 9.

Great.

What else could
possibly go wrong?

[water gushing]

Come on!

We've got to get the
workers off the ship!

[interposing voices]

Everyone evacuate the ship
in a calm, orderly fashion.

It's sinking.

We got to get out of here!
Yikes!

COMPUTER: 4, 3--

I wasn't talking to you.

COMPUTER: 2, 1.

[m*ssile blasting]

Where do you suppose
that thing's headed?

Looks like we're
about to find out.

Come on!

We got to follow that m*ssile.

Remember the riddle,
Colorado is where

you'll find the key that will
lead you to where Alex will be.

This m*ssile should
lead us to Alex.

[plane engine]

This should help
us close the gap.

Great.

We caught up to the m*ssile.

What now?
- Oh, no.

Look!

CLOVER: It's headed
right for the city!

Take a closer look.

Huh?

Oh no!

It's aimed at WOOHP!

WOOHP, I did it again.

T-minus 10 seconds until impact.

I'm getting really sick of
this beady-eyed little weasel.

Forget about him.

We've got to stop this m*ssile.

Nice try, Sam, but I
think we need something

with a little more firepower.

[shriek]

Not that much firepower!

[shrieks]

[expl*si*n]

Next time you want to jettison
me from a speeding jet,

let me know beforehand
so I can plan

to be on vacation that day.

[wind blowing]

[traffic sounds]

Come on!

Alex must be inside.

[music playing]

Oh, Sam, Clover.
What are you doing here?

I don't remember WOOHPing you.

Lumiere is holding Alex
somewhere in the building!

Oh, that's impossible.

WOOHP has the tightest
security in the world.

I can account for each and
every person in this building.

Believe me, ladies.

If Alex were here, I
would know about it.

Great.

But can you account
for why it's colder

than a meat locker in here?

Apparently there's a
climate control malfunction.

Our technician is working
on it as we speak.

That's odd.

He was here a moment ago.

LUMIERE: Greetings, WOOHPites.

Hey, diddle diddle.

Here's another riddle.

It'll soon be
freezing in this room.

But if you want some relief, you
better be brief, because Alex

is about to go boom.

Great.

Another race against the clock.

I don't think
that's a clock, Sam.

I think it's WOOHP's
interior temperature.

We'd better get to
the briefing room.

- Why?
- You better be brief?

Get it?

He's talking about
the briefing room.

[footsteps]

JERRY: That's odd.

Not to mention convenient.

All this spying's got
me totally starved.

Clover, no!

It could be a trap.

[beeping]

It's a b*mb!

Correction, a
temperature sensitive b*mb.

And something tells me that
when the temperature in here

hits zero, this
thing's going to blow.

Maintenance, you must reverse
the temperature immediately.

[dial tone]

Hello?

Hello?

[flashes]

Wait a second.

That maintenance man.

He must be one of
Lumiere's cronies.

He jammed the
temperature control!

Let's see.

I think if I just pull the
red wire, it should diffuse.

[beeping]

Or not!

LUMIERE: Nice try, agents.

Looks like this is
the end of WOOHP.

Not if I have anything
to say about it.

Where did I put my lipstick?

Clover, this is
so not the time

to worry about your appearance!

CLOVER: Who's worried
about appearances?

I'm looking to heat things up.

[glass breaking]

[laughs]

Clover, it worked.

It's not the first time
a cosmetic's saved my life,

and it probably
won't be the last.

I'll link to WOOHP's
transmission mainframe

and find out where Lumiere's
last broadcast came from.

What does it say?

Lumiere's last
transmission came

from the 22nd floor of WOOHP.

[music playing]

[shrieks]

ALEX: [mumbling]

Oh, now that's something
you don't see every day.

Poor Alex!

If I were her, I'd be
screaming my head off.

If she opens her
mouth to scream,

she'll fall over the edge.

And if we open this
door, it'll release

the rope, causing her to fall!

Then we have to save Alex
from outside the building.

Don't move, Alex!

We'll save you!

[grunting]

We're locked in again?

[beeping]

Lumiere's crony
must have jammed it.

We have no choice.

OK, on three we open the
door and jump on the rope.



Wait, wait!

Do we go on three,
or do we go on go?

Three!

Who said anything about go?

Sorry, just wanted to be sure.

[mumbling]



[crash]

We did it!

We saved Alex!

[snap]

[screams]

Alex!

Whoa!

Hi-ya!

Ah!

[helicopter running]

Quick, follow them down.

I want to capture their
untimely demise on film.

CLOVER: Don't worry, Alex!

We've got you!

Thanks, guys!

Only who's got us?

I will show you that no
one infiltrates my agency

and gets away with it.

[music playing]

[shout]

[warning alarm]

Somebody better
do something fast.

Otherwise we're going to make
a really strong impression.

And I don't mean the good kind!

[bouncing sound]

Normally, I consider
layering a fashion faux pas,

but today I'll
make an exception.

Look out!

[helicopter running]

Not so fast!

[panting]

Whoa!

Lumiere thinks he's nimble,
Lumiere thinks he's quick,

Lumiere just got busted
by three tough chicks.

JERRY: Three tough chicks and
a veteran agent who still has

a few fancy moves left in him.

Yeah, for once we
get to congratulate

you on a job well done, Jerry.

[crash]

No!

My masterpiece!

This movie is
officially in the can.

Come on, Lumiere.

Your filmmaking days are over.

What's wrong, Sammy?

Aren't you psyched
we arrested Lumiere?

Yeah!

Now we don't have to listen to
any more of his lame rhymes.

Yeah, I'm happy about that.

But I missed my lunch date
with the secret admirer.

You have a secret admirer?

Sam, you can't keep
something like that a secret!

[ring tone]

Huh?

CLOVER: What does it say, Sam?

It says, "It's not too
late for an early dinner.

Still waiting in the caf.

AJ."

Come on, then.

Let's get back to school.

[school bell]

Andrew James and
Aaron Jennings?

How do I know which one it is.

CLOVER: I guess you'll
just have to ask.

SAM: Hey, guys.

Hey, Sam.

So which one of you is it?

Huh?

You know, which one of
you is my secret admirer?

Sorry, Sam.

But I totally don't know
what you're talking about.

Yeah, me neither.

But wait, I don't get it.

You're both AJs.

It has to be one of you.

Sorry, Sam.

The only girl I admire is Mandy.

And that's not really a secret.

Huh?

Same here.

Speaking of which, do
you know if she has

a date for the spring formal?

[flush]

Oh.

[clearing throat]

Oh, hi Arnold.

Don't you mean,
"Hi, secret admirer?"

You mean you're AJ?

Arnold Jackson.

That's me!

So I hope you brought
your appetite.

Oh, yeah.

I'm, uh, starved.

Huh?

[nervous laugh]

[theme music]