03x20 - Evil Valentine's Day

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

[theme music]

[car driving]

Hm.

Oh my.

Ugh.

[tires squealing]

[crashing]

[groans]

[car stops]

MYRNA: Hello, Jerry.

Fancy meeting you here.

Aww [giggles] Hm.

Ahh.

[sucking]

[writing]

[alarm]

[gasps]

[gasps] Rude much?

I mean what kind
of total loser--

Blasts freaky techno music--

At this hour on a weekend?

[gasps] It's the house alarm.

There's a creep
in the back yard.

Oh, no fair.

I haven't even showered yet.

There'll be time for
personal grooming later.

Right now, it's spy time.

Hm?

Look.

Hm?

Take that, intruder.

And that.

And one of these.

Hiyah!

Ahh!

[splash]

Ahh.

Uh, girls, maybe we
should rethink our attack,

first question later approach.

Looks like he's just a pool boy.

And judging by his
major freak out,

swimming's not
exactly his thing.

I'm on it.

[splash]

[gasps] Whoa, he's gorgeous.

And apparently, he's French.

Which makes him
twice as gorgeous.

I bet my parents
sent him as a gift.

They're in France right now.

Hi, I'm appelle Alex.

I save-od your life-o.

Clover.

S'il vous plait to meet
you, monsieur Guillerme.

Give it up, girls.

Your French is tres lame-ey.

[speaking french]

[sighs]

Give it up.

Are you kidding?

BOTH: I can totally
tell he digs me.

- He was talking to me.
- As if.

Well, I saved him.

Well, he wouldn't even be
here if it wasn't for me.

It's official.

You're both completely insane.

[beep]

[screaming]

Hm.

[screaming]

[ding]

Hm.
Ah.

[screaming]

[thud]

Apologies for
summoning you so early,

but I have an exciting
announcement to make.

I'm getting married.

ALL: Married?

Oh, I admit it's quite sudden.

But why waste time when
you know it's meant to be?

Smoochiepoo.

[footsteps]

[doors open]

ALL: Myrna Beesbottom

Our ex-nanny is smoochiepoo?

OK, obviously, this insanity
thing is contagious.

[footsteps]
- Oh.

[giggles]

[footsteps]

[cooing]

[giggling]

Ooh.

Hello, girls.

So terribly wonderful
to see you again.

[gasps]

MM.

Could you believe I
had a tire blowout

in the middle of the
desert, then out of nowhere,

Myrna was there to save me.

Um, not exactly
my idea of kismet.

But then again, I'm
me, and you're you.

So, uh, way to go, Jer.

Yeah, congrats.

Now, the wedding
is in a few hours,

and I'll need your assistance.

Alex, you'll be in
charge of the invites.

Clover, decorations.

And Sam, the flowers.

ALL: Whoa.

JERRY: GLADIS?

Here are your
wedding essentials.

This is so exciting.

Totally!

Like who better to decorate
a wedding than moi?

Who can time true love, Sam?

Now, chop, chop.

Clock is ticking.

OK, hello.

Am I the only one who
thinks this whole thing

is happening way too fast?

ALL: Ahh!

[cooing]

SAM: How can you
two be OK with this?

It's a bridesmaid's dress.

It's supposed to be ugly.

How else can the
bride look good?

Not the dress, the wedding!

I mean, Jerry
hardly knows Myrna.

And in case you've forgotten,
she is a mega pain in the butt.

Which is exactly why they're
perfect for each other.

I know.

I can't believe we didn't think
of hooking these two up sooner!

[sighs]

[wedding march playing]

Friend, loved
ones, spies, we are

gathered here for the
joining of these two agents.

I think we should get
Jerry out of the sun ASAP.

He's all burned.

I think someone's a little
jealous of his happy glow.

I think both of you
should shush, so I can here.

Do you, Myrna Beesbottom,
take Jerry Lewis to be

your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

[gasps]

And do you, Jerry Lewis,
take Myrna Beesbottom to be

your lawfully wedded wife?

Do I?

Ah!

By the power
vested in me, I now

pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[wedding march]

[kissing]

[rumbling]

[yelling]

ALL: Jerry!

Hang on, Jer.

Don't worry, Jer, I'm coming.

Whoa!

[crumbling rock]

[whimpering]

We've got you, Jer.

[yelling]

[grunts]

Nice catch, Sam.

[struggling]

Oh!

[grunting]

JERRY: Help.

Oh.

You could have
been a goner, Jerry.

Honey?

Smoochiepoo!

Guess that's what they
mean by taking the plunge.

Come, my little bunny, the
reception is about to start.

Aw.

OK, now why would the
cliff just suddenly give way?

Hm.

Aha!

I bet this had
something to do with it.

Come on, Sammy.

Let's go.

Yeah, you don't want to
miss Jer feeding Myrna caked,

do you?

[sighs] This
whole Jerry, Myrna

thing is giving me the creeps.

Something is
definitely up, and I'm

gonna figure out what it is.

Did you hear that?

He said I have beautiful yes.

No, he didn't.

He said my smile is fetching.

Will you two focus?

Not only is it way weird
that Myrna showed up out

of the blue.

But she didn't even try to
save Jerry when he fell.

I mean, she is a
former WOOHP agent.

It's like, instinct.

She probably froze in shock.

That happens when someone
you love is in danger.

Think about it.

If Myrna wanted something
to happen to Jerry,

why would she have a wedding
with a bunch of WOOHP agents?

Hm, maybe you have a point.

But something still isn't right.

So talk to Jerry about it.

Yeah, just tell the
old guy how you feel all.

You're right.

I'll call him right now.

Hello girls.

- Hey, Myrna.
- Where's Jerry?

Why are you answer his phone?

Bunny is taking the day off
to recover from his little cliff

side mishap, so I'm filling in.

With over 30 years
of experience,

I'm more than qualified.

Right.

Well, just tell him I called.

Ugh.

Myrna filling in for Jerry.

That's it.

I'm going to his
house right now.

His house?

How totally intrusive.

Count me in.

Have fun.

I'll be right here
if you need me.

On second thought,
I better stay here.

Catch you later, Sammy.

Ah.

Ah.

[sighs]

[car driving]

Wow.

It's like I don't
know you at all, Jer.

Hey, what's this?

I knew it.

Something is way wrong.

[door opens]

[gasps]

I can't be in the right place.

Smoochiepoo?

Ah, Jerry!

What happened to you?

Hm.

Um.

[footsteps]

Hm.

Oh, my Myrna.

I miss her so.

She's in my heart.

She's in my soul.

She's in my--

[ding]

--muffins.

I'm baking little heart-shaped
muffins to match her sweetness.

Have you lost your mind?

The only thing I've
lost is my heart to Myrna.

I even wrote a song about her.

[SINGING] My, my, Myrna.

You are in big-time
trouble, Jerry.

There's got to be something
that's making you act this way.

Oh, yes.

Once a man has a wedding ring,
it changes his life, you know.

[gasps] That's it, the ring!

It must be controlling you.

[beeping]

Isn't it beautiful,
just like my Myrna?

[gasps] Jerry,
look, the diamond--

it's pumping some
sort of ooze into you.

Hands off, missy.

Smoochiepoo!

Gee, where's your
newlywed glow, Myrna?

It's time for our
honeymoon at Niagara Falls.

Now, be a good bunny
and go wait in the van.

OK, my lovely,
whatever you say.

[door opens and closes]

I don't know what
you're up to, lady,

but I won't let you poison
Jerry's mind anymore.

Ha!

Do you really
think WOOHP would

have assigned me as
your nanny if they

thought you could defeat me?

[laughs]

[thuds]

Uh.

[laughs]

Ah!

[grunting] Honeymoon's
over, Myrna, and so are you.

[grunts]

[ripping]

Guess again, dearie.

[swooshing]

OK, what's with
the throwing stars?

What are you, some
kind of ninja-ette?

As a matter of fact, I am.

[grunts] Hiyayaya ya ya ya.

And in my discipline,
I also learned

of an ancient Japanese
herbal love potion.

So that's what's
in Jerry's ring.

Pretty clever, huh?

Which is why I deserve to run
WOOHP, not that ninny, Jerry.

And as you've seen, he's
in no condition to stop me.

But I am.

Well, not this second.

But just wait till I
get out of this mess.

You can try to your
little heart's content.

But thanks to Jerry's
generosity, WOOHP becomes mine.

[laughs evilly]

Another ancient Japanese
herbal concoction.

Enjoy.

Not good.

[bubbling]

[laughs]

[door opens and closes]

[bubbling]

[grunting]

[bubbling]

[fire roaring]

Ah!

Hee!

[fire roaring]

[grunting] Ow.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, hot.

Uh, of course!

I'll sizzle my way
out of this mess.

[blows] [grunts]
[sighs] That was fun,

but not as fun as ruining
Myrna's plans will be.

[popping]

All right, Jer.

I know you bring your
work home with you.

Uh, hm.

Bingo.

Huh?

Uh, JAFS?

Oh, Jet Amphibious Flight Suit--

awesome!

Hm, not bad.

Ugh, Jerry, married one
day, and suddenly, you

can't pick up after yourself.

Inflatable.

Finally, a purpose
for the beret.

[speaking french]
to the la cinema?

Pardon?

What she means is
[speaking french]

go to the restauranto
for some food?

Grub?

Chow?

Clover, Alex, hurry.

Myrna is an evil ninja who's
trying to get rid of Jerry

so she can run WOOHP.

Look familiar?

This was in Jerry's tire.

It's the same as the
one I found at the cliff

side and the ones
Myrna threw at me.

So I see.

Sorry, Guillerme, we
have to bid you ado.

Oh, reservoir.

How do you say,
"We're off to save

our boss from his evil
ninja bride," in French?

[boat driving]

Oh, this is
incredibly romantic,

my sweet, not to
mention invigorating.

[bubbling]

[boat speeding]

[bubbling]

[boat speeding]

It's about to get even more
exciting, my little bunny.

[thud]

You got that right.

Oh!

You-- I should've
known to get rid of you

when I was your nanny.

Your little game
is over, Myrna.

Get your claws off our Jerry.

Gladly.

[blasting]

JERRY: Woohoo!

Jerry!

JERRY: Woooo!

[boat speeding]

You two go after him.

I'll go after Myrna.

Smoochiepoo.

[giggling] [cheering]

Uh?

[boat speeding]

Ah.

[giggles]

Huh?

[gaps] Ah!

Ah!

Woohoo!

Hoo!

Oh!

[grunting] He's slipping.

Ah!

Clover!

Whoa!

[splash]

I'm fine.

Get Jer.

He's falling too fast.

I can't reach him.

But your inflatable beret can.

Viva la France!

Ugh.

Woohoo!

Cannonball!

[splash]

[thud]

How can two people make
romance look so awful?

[yelling]

[blasting]

Ah!

Apparently, Jer's
not much of a swimmer.

Way cool.

We can totally breathe
and talk underwater.

Yeah but can we find Jer?

Ah.

[yelling]

Jer!

[gasps] Maybe I should become
a professional lifeguard.

This is my second
save this week.

[boom]

Ya.

[grunts] You can't stop me.

You don't have what it takes.

After those hideous
bridesmaids dresses?

Please, someone's going to
pay you, and I think it's you.

No!
[yelling]

Ah, no, my wedding ring.

Ugh.

Hm?

Oh my.

Did I-- was I--

oh my.

[thud]

Hiyah-ya!

[grunts]

[thuds]

[grunting]

[? [ninja yells] ?]

Advantage-- ninja.

[grunting]

[thuds]

[grunting]

Advantage-- really
annoyed spy who hates

people who prey her friends.

[grumbling]

Smoochiepoo?

Bunny?

You have to help me.

Oh, I'll help you
out, all right.

No!

I-- oh, oh, oh.

Look how wonderful I am.

I'm irresistible, fantastic,
and so clever too.

Freaky.

She's totally worshipping
herself even more

than she normally does.

Oh.

[giggles] Oh.

[cooing]

Come on, Jerry.

We need to know who Guillerme
digs once and for all.

And your Frances
is tres fantastico.

Girls, I'm really not in the
mood to translate love poems.

You owe us, Jer.

We saved you from
a life of misery.

[giggling]

Where's Guillerme?

Sammy, what did you do with him?

[giggling]

[giggling]

The nerve.

After everything
we've been through?

The days together,
exchanging heartfelt words,

Guillerme likes Mandy?

It

Did he just tell us
she had beautiful eyes?

That two-timer.

[laughs] Not to worry, girls.

Judging by what Guillerme is
saying, he doesn't like Mandy.

All he cares about is linings,
filters, and skimming.

Really?

That's all he's talking
about, the pool?

Really.

Poor Mandy, if
only she knew she

was making a fool of herself.

Yeah, like hello.

Anyone can tell if a
guy likes them or not.

I mean, please.

Perhaps I was
foolish in believing

Myrna was my soul mate,
but love is unpredictable.

Not as unpredictable
as Myrna, apparently,

who turned out to be evil,
but as much as my heart aches

and as much as I regret
that the woman I loved

cared only for herself,
I do not regret

that I took a chance on love.

Yes?

GLADIS: I felt the same about
a stainless toaster oven once.

[music playing]