04x01 - The Dream Teens

[bunniefuu]

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[water gurgling]

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[splash]

[electronic whirring]

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[school bell ringing]

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The yearbook's
voting time, people.

Choose Most Popular,
Most Likely to Succeed,

and Most Photogenic.

And yes, you can vote for
me in all three categories.

[laughs]

Look at Mandy.

She is shameless.

Can you imagine if she
gets voted Most Photogenic?

She'll be on page three,
the first face everyone sees

when opening their yearbooks.

That would be
a total disaster.

[music playing]

Which is why everyone
has to vote for me!

[music playing]

Hi!

I'm Clover, I'm running
for Most Photogenic.

And remember!

A vote for Clover is
a vote against Mandy!

Er!

[lightning]

[laughs]

[clapping]

[music playing]

This isn't quite the ocean
view I was expecting when I was

invited on this luxury cruise.

Yeah!

And where's my Jacuzzi suite?

[footsteps]

This is no cruise.

It's a rotten scam!

[footsteps]

No, not a rotten scam.

It's an evil plan.

[music playing]

Terrence?

Terrence, darling!

Welcome all to my
new headquarters.

From here, we will wish Jerry
and the Spies once and for all!

[click]

[whoosh]

Nice digs.

If you're a sardine!

I can't make this scene.

I've got to boogie.

Fine.

Off with you, then.

And as for the rest of
you, I'll return you

all to the cold, clammy
WOOHP jails out from whence

I sprung you!
Splendid!

Now, allow me to introduce Myrna
Beesbottom, Helga Von Guggen,

Boogie Gus, and Tim Scam.

Welcome to the League Aiming
to Menace and Overthrow Spies.

[click]

[electronic readout]

You realize that spells LAMOS?

Oh!

Blast!

It's too late to change it now.

I've already printed all the
stationary, and t-shirts,

and key-fobs, and the--

I-- we're keeping the name!

Now, down to business.

Who has a plan to
take out the Spies?

[music playing]

Come on!

Work with me here, people!

Ideas?

Anyone?
- Hm.

Hey, um.

Let me see.

How about-- oh, uh, um.

I know!

We'll replace their
entire wardrobe

with inflatable clothes.

The three little twits
will float off into space!

[maniacal laughter]

Next?

OK.
I got it.

I got it.

We implant micro-speakers
into their heads,

then blast them around
the clock with Muzak!

It'll drive them nuts!

It seems LAMOS is an
appropriate name for you,

after all.

Wait a second!

[laughs] I got it!

Hm?

[music playing]

That's right!

Vote Clover for Most Photogenic!

Remember!

Every vote counts!

So why not vote twice?

Clover!

You look as bad as Mandy!

Ah, I know!

Campaigning is brutal
on the complexion,

which is why, for
my page three photo,

I am going to Fab Photography.

They've got a hairstylist,
a makeup artist, fashion

coordinator, aromatherapist.

We get the idea.

To prepare, I'm going straight
home to unblock my pores.

You mean you don't
have a date tonight?

Campaigning is tough on
a girl's social life, too!

What about you two?

What's your excuse?

I can't believe it!

When's the last time we
were all batting zero?

[ding]

[gasps] Don't look now, but
I think we just hit a triple!

[footsteps]

[music playing]

Ah!

I think I'm seeing triple!

Hi!

I'm Clover, and you guys
are totally [sighs]----

Uh, new here, aren't you?

We just started today.
I'm Skyler.

These are my brothers,
Tyler and Wyler.

We just moved
down from Canada.

Went to Wellesley
High in Calgary.

Oh, you're so far from home.

Ah, maybe we could show
you around town later on?

That'd be great!

Guess we'll see you
girls around, eh?

[footsteps]

Oh!

Oh!

I can't believe it!

A Canadian hottie
for each of us!

[laughs]

Maybe our luck is
changing for the better.

[door opens]
- Hm?

Whaa!

If this is considered
luck, I'll pass!

- Ah!
- Whoa!

[thud]

[thud]

[thud]

Hello, Super Spies.

Oh, k*ller wheels, Jer.

It's the Nuco-cycle


nuclear-powered motorcycle.

Or at least it will
be, when it's finished.

[music playing]

[click]

[engine starts]

[coughing]
- Spies.

I have some disturbing news.

Terrence has escaped.

[gasps]

[music playing]

[maniacal laughter]

Escaped?

Sounds like you let him
get away on you, Jer.

And curiously, four other arch
villains have flown the coop,

as well.

Do you think
there's a connection?

Knowing my crazy brother,
we can't rule it out.

Who knows what they're up to?

So you'd best stay
on your guard.

And for your protection,
here are your gadgets.

A Head, for Cover Hoverboard.

An Ultra-Sensitive Hearing
Microphone Communicator.

Itty Bitty Mini Bombs.

And finally, a brand new gadget.

The Reverse
Polarizing Hair Clip.

It can reverse electrical
flow in any cable.

And it's cute as a button.

And now Super Spies,
gadgets are all well and good.

But I hope you've been keeping
your new Super Agent martial

arts skills up to snuff.

[footsteps]

We sure have.

Create the right ambience.

[music playing]

[door opens]

This is so hot!

Oh, this is great
workout music!

- Hi-yah!
- Ya!

Hi-yah!

Huh!

Huh!

Huh!

[music playing]

[watch dings]
- Oh!

I'm late!

I've got to meet
Skyler at the museum.

Ah, yes.

Your all important social
lives Well, don't forget,

Super Agents, watch your backs.

[dings]

[door opens]

[screaming]

[music playing]

You can just feel the
dualistic quality of the--

Muted colors, matched with
the sharp angular curves,

representing--

--humanity's
struggle for peace--

--in an increasingly
dangerous world.

[music playing]

[ding]

[ding]

Vanderfloops is definitely
my favorite sculptor.

Mine, too.

[music playing]

[ding]

Ow!

That's quite a manly grip.

[music playing]

Oh!

Check it out!

You look amazing.

Do you really think so?

You'll definitely win
most photogenic now.

Oh!

Hey!

Let's get our picture taken, so
we can document our cuteness.

Smile!

[photography flashing]

Ah!

Where are you going?

Tyler!

[photography flashing]

Tyler?

Uh, I hope he doesn't
have a commitment problem.

[music playing]

Hm.

Where's Wyler?

The game's already started.

Hey!
Oh!

Oh!

Let-- ah!

Uh!
Uh!

Ah!

Let me go!

[music playing]

Urrr!

Ah!

[music playing]

[footsteps]

[panting]

Oh!

Why am I so tired?

Got it!

[hoverboard whirring]

[music playing]

Er!

[ripping noise]

[music playing]

How did he do that?

Uh!

[footsteps]

Hey!

Hey, Alex!

- Wyler, where have you been?
- Let's get inside.

Go Beverly High!

Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!

[clears throat] I was
just totally attacked

by someone in the sewer.

He got this goo all over me.

[gasps]

[music playing]

[ripping noise]

Ah!

Bummer!

Come on.

Let's grab some seats.

What happened to your shirt?

[door opens]

[crowd cheering]

[music playing]

Ah!

[basketball hits board]

[crowd cheering]

Go, Beverly!

[music playing]

Kudos, my dear Myrna.

Your three plasmatics
are working splendidly.

[music playing]

I mean, he was totally weird.

And the way Skyler's hand
glowed was very strange.

Guys?

Why so negative?

We have boyfriends who
are all equally hot.

We should be bonding.

But, Clover, I thought
you said that Tyler flipped

out, just from a flashbulb.

So?

He doesn't like bright lights.

I'll just buy him a
cute pair of shades.

Problem solved!

[music playing]

Oh, saved by the groove.

This new mall is way cool!

Great place to catch
a major sugar rush.

And, boy, do I need it.

How come we're all so wiped?

Hot guys usually
make us feel great.

Maybe it's because
they're a little too hot.

Skyler had one major fever.

Or maybe it was
that goop on my leg.

My X-Powder says it has
a major negative charge.

Well, if it isn't
the trio of terror.

So, Clover, how's your campaign
going for Most Photogenic?

Thanks to this, I'm
going to win big time.

Fab Photo?

Huh, they did my picture, too.

They're the best in the biz.

They might even be able to
make you look halfway decent.

[laughs]

You got your
headshot done there?

Why don't you let me
turn that in for you?

After all, I am on
the yearbook staff.

And you're on
the yearbook staff?

May the hottest hottie win!

Oh!

[thud]

There go my chances.

Come on.

We've got to focus here.

I think something's freaky
about Skyler, Tyler, and Wyler.

Freaky?

Eh!

But Tyler's my soul mate!

Ah!

Well, before you
exchange friendship rings,

let's see if we can find
out more about them.

They said they went to Wellesley
High in Calgary, right?

That's weird.

They didn't go there?

Nobody goes there.

There is no Wellesley
High in Calgary.

I say we go to their place
and get the lowdown on them.

Uh, you guys have a
lot to learn about trust.

[footsteps]

[music playing]

Eh!

Ah!

Oh!

Eh!

This is their floor.

[music playing]

[laser cutting glass]

[window opening]

[music playing]

[gasps]

OK.

Major deja vu vibe
going on here!

It's like we just
snuck To our own house!

[footsteps]

Still believe Tyler's normal?

I guess not.

Unless he really is my
soul mate and he decorated

his room as a a shrine to me.

[footsteps]

[door opens]

OK.

This is beyond freaky.

This one's just like my room.

It's even got my
kaleidoscopic carpet!

What's with these weird tubes?

[gurgling noise]

[footsteps]

[door opens]

What's this?

[door opens]

[gasps] A secret door!

[music playing]

[click]

[music playing]

Ew!

It's like they're
recharging or something!

[gasps] So they're robots?

I don't think
that's electricity.

It's like they're
recharging with the energy

they stole from us!
[footsteps]

Whoa!

[glass crashes]

Oops!

What is that stuff?

Hey!

That's just like the gunk
that creep got on my leg.

Uh, guys?

Ah!

Sorry, boys.

We're not up for a second date!

Ha!

[footsteps]

[sound of battle]

Ha!

[thud]

Oh!

[thud]
- Ah!

Hey!

That was a Triple
Flip Sandwich Kick!

That's my signature
Super Spy move!

Where'd he learn that?

[thud]

Ah!

[sound of battle]
- Ah!

[thud]

Oh!

Tyler just did a Rabbit
Punch Smackdown on me!

He's not supposed
to know that move!

Oh!
[thud]

Oh, they've got our rooms,
they've got our moves!

They're not only
draining our energy,

they're taking our
entire lives from us!

[gasps]

Hi-yah!

Oh!

[thud]

[panting]

Oh!

I know we should blaze out
of here, but I can barely move!

[music playing]

[thud]

Help!

[screaming]

[gurgling noise]

[music playing]

All I wanted was a soul mate!

[electronic noise]

These things are draining
our energy even more.

[footsteps]

[gasps] What's with them?

Wait a minute!

And completely drain
them of their energy.

I'm picking up something
with my Ultra-Sensitive Earring

Microphone Communicator.

They're getting
commands from someone.

It sounds like Myrna Beesbottom!

[gasps] Our nutty ex-nanny
who tried to marry Jerry?

Now that the
Spies are done for,

I want you to infiltrate
WOOHP headquarters

and destroy Jerry
once and for all!

[footsteps]

[music playing]

Where are they going?

To get Jerry.

We've got to stop them!

But how?

We're losing energy
by the second.

Wait a minute!

You're so right, Alex.

That hair clip totally
doesn't work for her.

[click]

No!

It's the Reverse
Polarizing Hairclip!

We can use it to reverse the
energy flow in these tubes!

Great thinking, Alex!

Eh!

Almost there.

[music playing]

[click]

Got it!

[whooshing]

Ah!

Wow!

I feel like I just had a
double espresso mocha grande!

[whooshing]

Ah!

I guess that will have to do!

Let's go!

[footsteps running]

[footsteps]

[music playing]

[gurgling noise]

[music playing]

Ha!
[thud]

Ow!

[music playing]

G.L.A.D.I.S.

My sensors register
tension in your upper back.

So I switched to
Whispering Pines.

[whooshing]

What?

Stop right there!

[sound of battle]

[thud]

Oh!

[whirring]

[thud]

Ah!

How did you learn the
Triple Flip Sandwich Kick?

These Super Agent
moves totally rock!

You seem oddly familiar.

Wait!

What are you doing?

[struggles]

[music playing]

Get ready for like
a major header Jer.

No!

You'll expose us to
the nuclear fuel!

[door opens]
- OK.

Fun's over.
Drop him, boys!

[music playing]
[thud]

Ow!

Next time, Sam, please
just say, let him go.

[music playing]

[growling]

Here, fellas.

Catch!

[gasps] Like,
totally take cover!

[whining noise]

Ah!

[expl*si*n]

[music playing]

Ah!

No!

It will break the glass!

[growling]

[sound of battle]

Ah!
[thud]

Ah!

Don't know how much
longer I can hold on!

[thud]

- Ah!
- Oof!

Sweet!

Not so fast.

I may be old, but I'm limber!

[whooshing]

Yah!

[whirring]

Oh!

Let us go!

Don't you realize you'll
irradiate yourselves as well?

Like, so what?

Of course!

They're plasma-based robots.

Radiation doesn't affect them!

But intense light does!

Right!

Uh, G.L.A.D.I.S., let's boogie
down with some disco fever!

[whooshing]

You got it!

[music playing]

[screaming]

Ah!

Get them into the deep freeze!

[music playing]

[struggles]

[whooshing]

[thud]

You're not coming out
until you've cool off!

Good work, Super Spies.

Now we must--
- Wait!

They're getting a
transmission again.

G.L.A.D.I.S.,
amplify the signal.

I said attack,
my plastmatic trio!

Smooth move, Beesbottom.

Got any more bright ideas?

Is that Tim Scam?

They failed me!

And you failed me!

Terrence!

They're all working together!

Looks like they really
are out to get us!

You see?

It's important you
all stay on guard.

Speaking of important,
I've got to find

out if I won Most Photogenic!

[footsteps]

Huh?

[laughs]

[music playing]

[school bell ringing]

Well, Clover, the
votes have been counted.

Time to see who truly
is Most Photogenic.

And I have a feeling
it's going to be me!

Gee, that would be a big
shocker, considering you're

on the yearbook staff and all.

[microphone squeal]

[clears throat] Bev High
Students, don't forget

to pick up your new yearbook.

We're happy to
announce this year's

winner of Most Photogenic
is none other than Mandy!

[gasps] I did it!

I won!

Oh!

All those hours of hard
work and bribing the judges

have finally paid off!

And Clover!

Huh?

That's right!

This year ended in a tie.

So both girls will
share the honors!

[laughs]

Hey!

I won, too!

Share the honors?

I don't share anything!

Least of all the page
three of the yearbook!

[thud]

[whirring]

Congratulations, Clover.

You've managed to win the
contest, and make Mandy mad!

[screaming]

Oh, no!

There wasn't enough
room on the page,

so they combined our photos!

[screaming] All
my cute parts are

mixed with your hideous parts!

[growling]

Eh?

[laughter]

No!

What are you doing?

Congratulations, winners!

[music playing]

[whooshing]

[music playing]

Welcome to Sam's
Study Secrets, Part 1.

If you really want
to do well in school,

you've got to master the art
of cramming, for tests, I mean.

First, this applies.

Books, personalized
paper, pink highlighter,

and plenty of freshly
sharpened number two pencils.

I like the ones with the
fluffy pencil toppers.

OK.
Now for your attire.

Comfy jammies are crucial.

Booties optional.

For snacks, I like veggie
chips, and a nice cup

of hot Mexican cocoa.

Ready?

It's time to get to work.

[gasps] But after
my favorite show,

"Passion Hospital" is over!

Bye!

[music playing]