04x05 - Evil Jerry

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

[beeping]

[laughs]

[hisses]

Let's even things up a bit.

[snarls]

[roars]

[snarling and fighting]

Perfect.

[beeping]

[school bell]

Hello, lame alert.

This is the dumbest fashion
spread I've ever seen.

Spy chic-- it's too
hot to keep secret.

How do you like my
spy gadget, losers?

Mandy, why would you ever
need something like that?

Duh.

Because it matches my outfit.

If you had any
fashion sense, you

would know that spy chic rules.

Well, I have enough sense
to know a majorly bogus trend

when I see it.

Ah!

[grunting]

Ha!

Maybe if you had
a sense of style,

we'd let you join our spy club.

Oh!

I want to join!

Oh, we are going to root out
all evil doers at Beverly High.

Our first bust was
the lunch lady.

She was serving sushi
without a hair net.

[laughing]

Good job, Mandy.

The school is a safer
place with you on the job.

Oh!

And perhaps this picture
might interest you.

Don't you think it'll look
great in the school yearbook?

[laughing]

Oh!

Give me that!

There's plenty more
where that came from,

so you better be careful.

We'll be watching you.

[coughing]

Talk about beginners.

Nice exit.

As long as that spy
club is on the prowl,

we'll have to be extra careful.

Huh?

[screaming]

Just once, I wish
Jerry would send a limo.

[screaming]

Hello, super spies.

I just called you here to
thank you for this lovely gift.

I'm glad you like it,
but it's not from us, Jer.

Strange.

Who else would know that these
are my favorite chocolates

from Over Rome.

Ugh.

I don't remember
them being so bitter.

I must say, this is
quite a disappointment.

Ah!

Oh, GLADIS, open
the garbage hatch.

Uh, Jer, maybe
you should chill.

I mean, even I have a chocolate
meltdown from time to time,

but I mean--

[yelps]

What are you three
still doing here?

I'll show you a meltdown if
you don't get out right now!

Ah!

Oh.

Mm.

I can't get over Jerry.

I've never seen anyone get so
upset over something so minor.

Maybe the pressure of running
Whoop has gotten to him.

Stop!

New store alert.

It's Senor Smoothie.

Smoothies are my fav.

I'm going to get
the Mucho Mango.

I'm leaning toward
the Orange Ole.

How about you, Alex?

[nervous laughter]

Nothing for me.

I'm on an all-leaf diet.

I only eat things that
come from leafy foods,

like spinach,
lettuce and parsley.

You're joking, right?

No.

It's supposed to give you
a natural, leafy glow.

And I read that green
is the new black.

Well, I don't think they
make spinach smoothies.

Spinach?

I just lost my smoothie Jones.

Let's check out
the Feet Boutique.

I hear they've got
new mood toe rings in.

Oh, ha, ha, you guys go ahead.

I've got to, um,
make a phone call.

I'll meet you later.

Alex, you are so busted.

A large Chocolate
Chenga, and make it fast.

[grunt] [grunt]

Ah!

[gasps]

[screams]

Look who's breaking
her so last year diet.

This is going to look
great on the front page

of the school paper.

You wouldn't!

Ah, it would be so
un-Mandy if I didn't.

[whoosh]

Was that Mandy?

What's she up to now?

Oh, the usual.

Just trying to
destroy my reputation.

[beeping]

GLADYS: Please hurry girls.

There's big trouble
at WOOHP headquarters.

We're on it, Gladys.

Here we go!

All the villains are escaping!

And Jerry's
nowhere to be found!

Just give us a couple
of gadgets, Gladys,

and we'll take
care of everything.

GLADYS: Jerry locked
the gadget room.

These are all I could find.

It's an absorb-anything tooth.

You put it on one
of your molars.

Uh!

The world's worst
villains are on a rampage,

and we're going to stop
them with false teeth?

GLADYS: Sorry.

It's all I have.

Maximum macrame belts.

Uh.

But retro is so passe.

At least Mandy's
not here to see this.

Here we go!

What?

[smack]

[thud]

[laughs]

[growls]

Ah!

[grunts]

Whoa!

We're wasting time here.

Let's go.

It's hard enough rounding
these guys up one at a time,

let alone all at once.

Time to find out what
the emergency button does.

Ha-dah!

[alarm goes off]

[grunts]

[painful groans]

Nice one, Sam!

Um, on second thought, maybe
it wasn't such a good idea.

Hm.

They might not be
fashionable, but they just

might be functional.

One, two, three!

[yelling]

Yeehaw!

Not bad for bunch of city girls.

What do you
think you're doing?

Who asked you to interfere?

I've declared amnesty for
all our prisoner blokes.

But these creeps are some
of the worst villains ever!

Well, don't
questioned my authority.

I've sent all Whoop agents
home to await further orders--

that includes you.

I promise you'll understand
everything soon--

very soon.

I don't get it.

What type of plan
involves flooding

the world with villains?

Listen, on the
bright side, at least

we don't have to wear those
heinous belts anymore.

[beeping]

Ah!

Hm.

[gasps] The principal
wants to see me!

Sweet up!

There's a flash
sale at the Groove.

The sensors at the
house have detected

a flood in the bathroom.

Oh, it's a one-hour sale.

[giggles] Sorry!

Can't leave the
principal waiting!

[loud piercing noise]
- Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Get off my head!

Ah!

Ah.

[gasps]

[giggles]

I really hate that song.

Uh.

Some sale.

Everything was full price,
but at least I didn't

have to clean the bathroom.

[beeping]

Oh, great.

Another crank page?

This must be someone's
idea of a joke.

[gasps]

[crash]

That was close.

You are so lucky.

I wouldn't say that.

My new outfits are ruined!

That's weird.

Huh.

Sensor's must be broken.

[gasps] Ah!

Hey, I know it's a dirty job,
but don't take it out on me!

Ah!

Ah!

Time to send you back home.

[sizzling]

Ah!

Whew!

Sam!

Are you OK?

Since when do we have an
electric toilet plunger?

And since when
did shopping become

a life-threatening hazard?

Probably at the same time
my headphones went psycho.

All of the attacks were set
off by those pages we got.

We've been set up.

Somebody put bugs
in our X-Powders.

[beeping]

Pew!

Why don't we just buy a
new box of chocolates?

Because all the
trouble started

when Jerry got that gift.

Ah!

Got it!

And there's still some left.

We need to analyze
the chocolate.

Oh, not that way!

Let's see-- sugar, cocoa
powder, almonds, Terence's DNA--

Terence's DNA?

OK, weird, and I bet
it tastes really gross.

JERRY: Well, they
won't bother us again.

That sounds like Jerry.

TERRENCE: It's almost
too good to be true.

And that's Terrence!

This is where your
lame-o plan ends.

I appreciate your
enthusiasm, Clover,

but you are quite mistaken.

[chuckles]

OK, didn't see
that one coming.

Then you probably didn't
see this one either.

Checkmate.

[gasping]

[evil laughter]

I've got some wonderful plans
what will get rid of you birds.

How about we cover you
in pollen and release

hundreds of k*ller bees?

Calm down, brother.

You've become too evil
for your own good.

Now, I have a plan that's even
better, but it's just as nasty.

[laughs]

I was just going to eliminate
you girls and Jerry,

but instead, I've decided
to turn you all evil.

You was going to eliminate me?

Yes.

But I'm glad I didn't.

After all, family IS important.

[chuckles]

Tim Scam!

This pitcher's
filled with milk that's

laced with Terrence's DNA.

One sip, and you'll be evil--

pure evil.

Sorry, we don't do dairy--

only soy alternatives.

Now we'll see how
evil these girls can be.

[c*ck ACCENT] Hey!

You drank more milk than me!

[c*ck ACCENT] Ha!

Ain't my fault you was too slow.

[c*ck ACCENT] 'Allo.

Why don't you
losers keep it down?

Giving me a headache.

Welcome to Lame-O's, ladies.

Now nobody can stop us.

Here's your first mission.

Get us some refreshments while
we plan our world domination.

[c*ck ACCENT] Two
cuppers on the way.

GLADYS: No, you've
got to fight them.

Helga!

Do something about Gladys.

She's becoming a right pain.

[laughing]

What you do-gooders
doing here?

[c*ck ACCENT] - Our
leaders need some tea.

[c*ck ACCENT] So, get out
of our way, Myrna, or we'll

give you a shellacking
you won't soon forget.

So now you're on our side?

Hm.

It's time for a
little initiation--

Lame-O style!

Prove you've got what it
takes to hang with Lame-Os.

Crush this mouse.

[squeaking]

Uh.

Oh!

[c*ck ACCENT] This
won't prove nothing.

The leaders need their tea.

Crush it already!

[whack]

[grunts]

[squeaking]

Nice one, Alex.

I can't believe how much
milk these teeth absorbed.

[c*ck ACCENT] - We
owe Gladys big time, wot?

[drops accent] Oh,
sorry about that.

We'll thank Gladys later.

Oh, girls, just in time to
hear me new national anthem.

[clears throat] [singing]
We hail Terrence.

He's so bad, he'll crush
you and make you sad.

Boo, hoo, hoo.

[jerry claps]

Let's have a
race to see who can

cut down his rainforest first.

With all due
respect, why would

you cut down the rainforest?

Because we can.

OK, tea time is over.

Ah!

Ah!

How can this be?

My DNA is supposed
to work on everyone.

[evil laughter]

Apparently not, dear brother.

Helga, get Tim Scam in
here, on the double.

Hm, you didn't make me evil,
but you sure made me angry,

and you won't like
me when I'm angry.

Ah!

[grunting]

Ah!

Ah!

Hi-ya!

Ow!

Come on, Jer, we
don't want to do this.

Surrender and we'll find a
way to make you good again.

Sadly, I got to
decline your offer.

Hi-ya!

Yah!

Sorry, Jerry,
you asked for it.

Hi-yah!

It's a hologram!

OK, that's totally not fair.

Watch it!

I'm evil.

I'm allowed to cheat.

Hi-ya!

Ya!

Suddenly, I don't feel so
bad about fighting Jer.

Ah!

Gladys!

Much obliged.

Now, behind you.

I've wasted enough
time on you two.

Oh!

You filthy bucket of bolts!

Yah!
- Uh!

Give it up, Jer.

This evil act is wearing
thin, and it's not doing

a thing for your wardrobe.

Uh!

[alarm sounds]

What's going on here?

The place is crawling
with WOOHP agents.

[gasps]

Evil doers, it's
time for Plan B!

Run!

You're not going anywhere.

Uh-oh!

Ah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

What's the matter, Terrence?

Having trouble
running the world?

You should join us, girls.

Being evil is so much fun!

Ah!

Uh!

[thuds]

Come on, Lame-Os!

Time to boogie!

[grunting]

Evil leaders first!

Hey!

Ugh!

Hey, aren't we a team?

There's no "you"
in team, Myrna.

Ah!

[grunting]

Hold him, Clover.

Come on, Alex.

Thanks, girls.

I couldn't have
escaped without you.

But what about me, brother?

I never liked you
anyway, brother!

[evil laugh]

They'll come
back for us, right?

Don't get your hopes up.

[screams]

Welcome to the WOOHP prison.

We hope you enjoy your stay!

It's good to
have you back, Jer.

Thankfully they
were able to remove

all of Terrence's evil DNA.

Gladys, could you
please dispose of this?

But I fear we may never
be able to recapture all

the villains that I released.

Oh, I wouldn't be
too sure of that.

Gladys put trackers on all of
them before they were released.

Good show.

And where are the villains?

The agents put
them in their cells.

Time to lock them up.

Uh-oh.

I hate to break up
this feel good moment,

but we've got a biology
test in 10 minutes.

Oh no!

[school bell]

Nice outfits, losers!

Oh!

It's Mandy!

Our cover is so blown!

But Mandy, isn't spy chic in?

It WAS in, victim.

Everyone knows that the
new thing is Sci-Fi style.

The clothes of tomorrow, today.

Try to keep up.

[laughs]

[sighs]

Girls are always asking me
the best way to let a guy know

that you're interested in him.

One of my fave techniques is
to pretend that you're lost.

Oh, excuse me, um,
do you know where Mr.

Salisbury's physics class is?

This is good, because
it lets the guy

think he knows more than you.

And if that doesn't work,
you can always pretend

you're interested in sports.

Clover!

It's Ben from school.

He's called 52 times and keeps
leaving messages for you.

Unfortunately, letting
a guy know you're

not interested is a little--