04x17 - Beauty Is Skin Deep

[bunniefuu]

[beeping]

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

You're so going
to love this place.

It has all the latest cosmetics
from around the world.

I hear it's so popular
that it's been booked

solid for the past two weeks.

Yeah, well, yours truly called
in a few favors and got us in.

Sweet.

I can't wait to get my new look.

[suspenseful music]

[hip hop music]

[bell rings]

OK, Clover, what gives?

Yeah, it looks like you're
dressed for the red carpet, not

the school hallway.

Can't a girl just look
her best without getting

the third degree?

OK.

OK.

Today I'm going to talk to
Rodney, the new hunkalicious

guy at school.

[soft music]

So that's what
this is all about.

I was up all
night getting ready.

After all, you only
get one chance to make

a good first impression.

Well, you look great, Clover.

Good luck.

Who needs luck?

So Rodney, how do you
like Bev High, so far?

Um, do I know you?

I sit right behind you in
third period biology class.

So did you catch the
big game last night?

No, I was too busy.

Um, I was wondering,
um, maybe I don't know,

want to go out with for
me a movie sometime?

I mean, um, a movie, with me?

Thanks, but I don't think so.

I'm late for class.

Nice talking to you, Carol.

He didn't even know my name.

Ha!

Get used to it.

Your best simply isn't
good enough, Carol.

I did everything
that boys can't resist

and I got totally resisted.

Don't worry about it.

He wasn't that cute anyway.

Oh, great.

So I got shot down
by a not cute guy?

That's it.

I'm through with working
hard to look good.

It's not worth it!

[screams]

Welcome Super Spies, I
trust you enjoyed the ride?

Jare, did you ever
think of just paging us?

Sometimes, but then that
would deprive you of the fun

of sliding down the tunnel.

So Clover, is messy bed head
the newest Beverly Hills trend?

Trends come and go.
It's just hair.

Does it really
matter how it looks?

Clover's really upset
over a guy who rejected her.

Hmm.

Well, I've got just the
thing for you girls.

Guaranteed to put a
smile on your face.

A mission in Paris.

Paris!

Whatever.

We've been getting reports
of bizarre looking people,

running around the
streets of the fair city.

[screams]

Circus freaks gone wild?

Carnivorous underground
dwellers, angry mutants?

I don't know.

All I can give you is the
general location of where

the reports are coming from.

And of course some gadgets
Gladys will supply you with.

On this mission, I'm giving
you the head for cover hover

boards, [inaudible]
magnetic eagle belt buckles,

ear- in communicators, and
super inflating broaches.

Hmm.

So how do these super
inflating broaches work?

Well it's rather simple.

Just grasp firmly and
pull the broach out.

And there you have
it, instant inflation.

Too bat the French
don't sumo wrestle.

These belt buckles
are kind of cool.

We can actually where
these around Paris.

No, Alex, not in here.

Who knew there were so many
metal things in his office?

Luckily, its affects
are reversible.

Thanks.

Let's hit it, girls.

We've got a case to solve.

In Paris.

[cheering]

[soft music]

Oh.

[soft music]

Too bad we're on a mission,
or we could shop all day.

Or get our hair done
at some cool salon.

Isn't this awesome, Clover?

I suppose it could be worse.

I'm a little
worried about Clover.

Normally she'd be way
psyched about Paris.

Hopefully, this
mission will be

just the thing to take
Clover's mind off the,

the, the Rodney incident.

[yelling]

Um, Clover, you got a
little something on your face.

Who cares?

It's just a stain.

What difference does it make?

Ewe!

OK, let's split
up and investigate.

The sooner we get
this mission solved,

the sooner we can have
some fun Paris style.

[jazzy music]

Everything's clear up here.

No sign of danger
around here either.

Everything is cool down
here, except the smell.

Ugh.

Everything looks fine.

No sign of any bizarre
looking mutants.

It was probably
just a false alarm.

Well, since nothing
else is going on,

it's time to visit
some boutiques.

Shopping, yeah!

We should look into getting
something for Clover's smell.

Hey Clover, want to
go perfume shopping?

Hmm?

I know how much you love
trying out different scents.

Oh, it wouldn't
make any difference.

No guy is going
to go out with me,

no matter what I smell like.

[screams]

Wow, the prices in there
must be really scary.

I think we found
what we're looking for.

Come on.

Let's stop her before
she hurts herself.

How cute, we definitely
have to go to this store.

Stop running.

We can help you.

[screams]

Then again, maybe not.

It's all right, I think
she's just scared or surprised.

Hi, it's going to be OK.

Just tell us what
happened and maybe we

can figure something out.

It all started
when I went to the--

[screams]

She's gone.

But she left behind a clue.

All it has is a bunch of
moody beauty brand cosmetics.

Moody Beauty,
designed exclusively

for the beautiful people.

It's supposed to make you
look happy, pouty, mysterious,

whatever emotion you want.

It's endorsed Miss Vanity.

Remember her?

She used to be a super
hot beauty queen.

I'll send this make-up
to WOOHP for analysis.

Let's head back to
that store and see

why she ran out in such a panic

It's closed.

Check this out.

Miss Vanity's Fair, an
open audition for up

and coming models.

I think it's time we
pay Miss Vanity a visit,

and see if she's
connected to any of this.

And even if she isn't,
this could be our big break.

[pop music]

OK, just try to fit in.

[pop music]

Um.

Come on, Clover.

We're supposed to be models.

She's right.

You don't have any
makeup on, and you

haven't even brushed your hair.

Or my teeth, for that matter.

Ugh.

Silence girls.

It's Miss Vanity.

When Miss Vanity,
speaks you listen.

Now, line up.

We'll see if you girls have
what it takes to represent Miss

Vanity in the fashion world.

What a pathetic display.

None of you deserve to
be a Miss Vanity model.

But there is still hope.

It's time for a
stunning transformation.

What on earth is that?

MISS VANITY: Mysterious.

Talk about an
instant makeover.

Jealous.

Bored.

Uh, come to think of it,
I prefer the natural look.

Happy.

Pouty.

Her look is perfect.

She has no need
for my cosmetics.

Huh?

Victorious.

Hungry.

Sleepy.

Irritated.

Excited.

Snobby.

Indifferent.

My face is starting to tingle.

What is it with this makeup?

[screams]

Sam, why are
you still smiling?

I can't stop.

My face is frozen this way.

Me to.

This makeup has
turned us into freaks.

[screams]

Lovely, you all
look simply lovely.

My work here is done.

She's trying to escape.

She's not getting away
with this that easily.

[screams]

I wish I could wipe
off this makeup.

I am so not happy with this.

You could have fooled me.

Hey!

OK According to the
tracking device, Miss Vanity

is in here somewhere.

This must be the place.

Oh, I can't wait to get
my hands on Miss vanity.

No on makes me look like a pouty
sourpuss and gets away with it.

Hey, check this out.

So this is where Miss
Vanity manufacturers

her bizarre makeup.

I don't get it.

Why would she create
cosmetics to make

people look unattractive?

Let's go find Miss
Vanity and ask her.

Or maybe she'll find us first.

This is just what I need
to take out my frustrations.

You know, when I
used to wear makeup,

I was pretty good with these.

That was close.

I don't think my face
can take much more.

Definitely not smudge proof.

[suspenseful music]

Time for a facial.

That takes care of them.

[laughs]

You fight pretty
well for a bunch

of obsessed beauty seekers.

Coming from somebody
named Miss Vanity.

What's your problem anyway?

My problem is that I used
to be one of the most famous

beauty Queens in the world.

And then, wall at once, I was
thrown aside by the industry.

Well duh, I mean, look at you.

People focus too much
on being beautiful.

But I'm going to
change all that,

and show everyone the
folly of their vain ways.

Sounds like you couldn't
handle the end of your career.

Maybe you should get a hobby
like, knitting or something.

You'll be unhappy to learn
that I have something very

special planned for you girls.

This giant compact has a
spring based motor that

will slowly close
the top and create

three more dozens of vanity.

Now, I'm off to change
the world for the better.

For a former beauty queen, she
really knows how to tie knots.

Maybe that's what
she did for the talent

portion of the competition.

It's no use.

This compact spring
is to strong.

I've got an idea.

Perfect.

No it's your turn.

You know, if we didn't have
to stop a demented villain,

this would be kind of fun.

We have got to stop
Miss Vanity before she

does this to anyone else.

Jerry, are you all right?

The truth is, sometimes I
like to add a little color

to my pasty British complexion.

I tried this new make up I
found lying around the office.

But I seem to have
reacted in a very bad way.

You can say that again.

The lab has discovered
that the makeup

contains DNA from people with
different emotional states

of mind.

So that's how it changes
people's appearances.

OK mystery solved.

But Miss Vanity is getting way.

We sure could
use a boat, Jare.

Thanks.

And Jerry, try to cheer up.

You look wonderful, darlings.

Those stupid little
girls never quit.

This calls for my
special liquid eyeliner.

I can't get close enough.

Abandon ship.

We're going to need
our hover board.

Hold still, girls.

This will break out the
color of their eyes.

You want leave this ship.

Mavens, battle stations.

That's some high
quality concealer.

How can we fight
when we can't see?

Time to fight
makeup with makeup.

There they are.

Gladys, we need WOOHP agents
to pick up three wet villains.

Impressive, very impressive.

But answer me this one
question, wouldn't you girls

like to finish a
fight and still have

your hair looking its best?

Well, behold, super
hold hair mist,

emphasis on the super hold.

Just our luck.

She's got the economy size.

Kiss the frizzies good-bye.

She must be getting
tired, her aim is way off.

Why did I jinx that?

Huh?

Now what am I going to do?

Look on the bright side.

You're going to look
absolutely fabulous in defeat.

Looks like the next
thing you'll be modeling

will be prison gear.

I am so glad we're
back to normal.

I was getting fed up
smiling all the time.

Thanks to this
Miss Vanity incident,

I think I'll be avoiding
makeup for a while.

Uh, Jare, never
mind Miss Vanity

it might be a good idea if you
stay away from makeup forever.

You might have a point.

One thing I don't get,
why do we smell so raunchy?

The lab found that
only a garlic and cabbage

facial scrub could
reverse the effects

of Miss Vanity's makeup.

It's a small price
to pay for getting

rid of Miss Vanity's makeup.

Whatever, it doesn't matter
what I smell or look like.

Clover?

I hardly recognized you.

Wow, you have the same hair
cut as my girlfriend back home.

Well, gotta run.

See you in class.

So it wasn't my looks.

He rejected me because
he has a girlfriend.

Yeah, but with
a look like that,

you better get
used to rejection.

Unless you join the circus.

How did I slip so far?

It started with your
hair, then you stopped

brushing your teeth, then--

Never mind, I'm off to The
Groove for a total makeup

makeover shopping spree.

OK, so, like, one of the
healthy foods around is sushi.

And it totally taste good.

I like octopus, tuna,
salmon, and this,

which is, actually I'm not
really sure what this one is.

Ewe, and I'm not really
sure I want to know.

Sometimes you have to know
when to draw the line.

Hello, Food Patrol
to Go, I'd like

to order a full vegan meal.