04x22 - Spies on the Farm

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

There, finished.

Tomorrow, Phil's
Barbecue Bonanza will

finally be over for business.

[grunting sound]

Whoop.

Better check on
the meat shipments,

make sure everything ready
for tomorrow's cook-off.

Get your hands off
me, you varmint!

[music playing]

I just love these
old-style rope bridges.

Yeah.

They're totally cool.

And totally rickety.

Why couldn't the villain have
used that bridge instead?

[rope unraveling]

Huh?

[snap]

[screaming]

Just great!

This rope is so going
to take my mani.

Quick!

Clover, drop and give us a hand!

The water's all grody
after the spring thaw.

I'm not going swimming in there.

Hurry!

We can't hang on much longer!

You two will be fine!

You're super spies, remember?

[screaming]

[music playing]

Oh!

[music playing]

But, but-- but I just
got my hair done,

and you know how cold
water makes me frizz.

So you picked your coif
over your best friends!

Some apology!

Look, I know you're
mad, but you're safe.

I'm safe.
WOOHP got the bad guy.

Can't we just forget the whole
river thingy ever happened?

No!

You know what your
problem is, Clover?

You are the type of girl who is
afraid to get her hands dirty!

What are you talking about?

I'm totally a
hands-on type of girl!

Right.

Were you a hands-on
type of girl last week

when you called
me out of an exam

because there was a
spider in your locker?

Or two weeks ago,
when you refused

to nab the florist
villain because he

smelled like earthworms?

Or the time when you--

OK, OK.

I know I can sometimes
be a girly-girl.

But you're forgetting
all the times

I have been there for you.

You're my bestest friends
in the whole world.

You can always count on me.

Maybe we are being
too hard on you.

Can you help me
get this mud out?

Super grody.

Who knows what's in
all that caked-on gunk.

You are priceless!

Thanks.

Uh, not in the good way.

OK, OK!

Next mission, I'll prove
I'm a hands-on girl.

Mud, gunk, goo, even spiders!
Bring it on!

I know I'm not exactly
up on my fashion,

but since when is the
derelict look chic?

Since about 20 minutes ago
when we pulled ourselves out

of a raging river.

Come on!

It wasn't that bad.

Well, in that
case, job well done.

Now, for the reason
I called you here,

several people are missing
from a nearby rural town--

a butcher, a leather
shoes saleswoman,

and most recently the owner
of a new barbecue restaurant.

Any leads on who
may be responsible?

That's where it gets strange.

Broccoli and carrot
residue were found

at all three crime scenes.

Nothing surprises me anymore,
even if it is way freaky.

We'd better check it out.

Now, you'll need some
gadgets for your mission.

Oh, GLADIS.

You'll need the sonic
disintegrator boom box,

the suction-cupped bottom
go-go boots, and three

headband search lights.

Cool!

They're just like the
kind miners used to wear,

only way more fashionable.

Ah!

Oops.

Be careful girls.

And keep me posted
on your progress.

Whoa!

Progress post number one.

We're out of here.

[music playing]

Hey!

Hey.

Whoa!

No malls, no billboards,
no movie places?

I am bored just
flying over farmland.

Where should I put her down?

There.

My research shows it's the
only farm in town that grows

both broccoli and carrots.

Great detective work, Sammy.

Plus the corn is a great
place to hide the chopper.

[music playing]

Great place to land, huh?

This corn silk is totally--

Is Totally what, Clover?

Yeah.

What would a hands-on type
of girl think of corn silk?

If you'd let me
finish, I was going

to say this corn
silk is totally,

uh, great for split ends.

Plus the natural look is so in.

Right.

Tell it to someone who's buying.

Hmm?

[whirring noise]

Do you hear that?

I can hear it.

I just can't see it over
all this, uh, fabuloso corn.

We'd better check it out.

But first, let's do a wardrobe
change in case anyone sees us.

[music playing]

I really should rethink
my position on gingham.

We all look super cute.

Now that we all blend
in a little better,

let's find out where that
weird noise is coming from.

Good news!

I can see a farmhouse!

ALEX: Wow!

That new country sure
is powerful stuff.

[grunt]

Get your hands off me!

[music playing]

Grody!

I broke his hand off!

Hey, it's broccoli, just
like Jerry mentioned.

ALEX: Help!

Hold on, Alex!

[music playing]

Sorry!

At least it scared
off the attackers!

Speaking of which,
what was up with that?

CLOVER: I don't know!

But it's definitely
not the warm country

welcome I was expecting.

Huh?

What are you doing on my land?

Hi!

We were, uh, uh, just
looking for some farmwork.

Know of any?

Hmm.

You girls got any experience?

Tons Tons.

We can milk cows, slop pigs,
feed the chickens, whatevs.

We just love getting
our hands dirty.

Right, girls?

Definitely.

Can't get enough of the dirt.

I don't have any
animals on my farm, just

organic fruits and veggies.

That's even better!

I'm a vegetarian.

Hmm.

Since you put it that way,
I'll give you girls a chance.

I'm out here all alone and
could sure use the help.

Guess we'll just see who likes
to get their hands dirty now.

Is that a challenge?

Think you can handle it?

And then some!

[music playing]

Whoa.

[music playing]

Now that's what I call
getting your hands dirty.

[music playing]

I've never been so
exhausted in my entire life.

I can't believe we spent
an entire day working when

we should have been spying.

Think of it as research.

We needed to get inside the
head of regular farmpeeps.

And if this is how they
live, I want back out!

Is that a spider?

It's a farm, Clover.

Did you think Farmer
John was gonna to put

us up in a five-star hotel?

OK, maybe not a five-star, but
this is definitely a no-star.

Luckily, I'm so tired,
I could sleep standing up.

Hmm.

That's weird.

What's weird?

If Farmer John is out here
all alone, then who are they?

I don't know, but those two
super hotties totally make

me want to rethink farm life.

They must be his sons.

The family resemblance
is undeniable.

The photo was
taken last month.

Where could they be?

[whirring noise]

You guys hear that?

It's the same noise
we heard earlier.

It seems to be coming
from that old barn.

From rustic to decrepit!

This night just keeps
getting worse and worse!

It kind of sounds
like a merry-go-round,

though I'm guessing
not nearly as merry.

[whirring noise]

Only one way to find out.

Haven't you ever seen
a horror movie, Sammy?

Dank cellars always
spell trouble!

Yeah, but we're
starring in a spy movie

where we have to save the day.

I hate it when she's right.

[music playing]

Whoa.

Guess that explains the noise!

Yeah!

Thought would someone please
explain everything else?

JOHN: [laughter] Good evening,
animal unfriendly townsfolk.

And welcome to the
moment that's gonna

change your lives forever.

Let me out of here, you no
good produce-pushing varmint!

Now, now, I know you're angry.

But trust me, once you
undergo the transformation,

you'll be much happier.

Hmm.

Why, even my sons were
once leather-wearing

carnivores like you.

But ever since the
transformation,

they've become sympathetic
soldiers in my vegan army.

Vegan army?

What's he talking about?

And what's this transformation
thing he keeps mentioning?

Oh!

What a waste of two
perfectly good cuties!

Intruders!

Get them!

[music playing]

Way to blow our cover, Clover.

Someone's got to stick up for
human rights, especially when

those humans are tres handsome.

[music playing]

Now I know why I hate carrots!

Back off, broccoli boy!

Hey!

Where'd my hand go?

Even if you are
formerly hunky,

it's time to turn you
into nutritious coleslaw!

Think we showed them.

[music playing]

You were saying?

[laughter]

[music playing]

Wow!

For a vegan, you're just
stubbornly good at hog-tying.

The only thing worse
than a meat eater is a spy.

But don't worry, soon
you'll see things my way.

Somehow I
seriously doubt that.

Yeah.

There is no way we'll
willing go along

with your crazy produce plans.

You won't have a
choice when my centrifuge

combines your genes with the
genes of the fresh produce.

[whirring noise]

Now, if you'll excuse
me, my boys and I have

a local pig farmer to recruit.

OK.

He is definitely on
my top 10 wackiest

villains of all time list.

Yeah, let's talk
about that later.

Right now we got to
get off this thing!

[music playing]

Suction-cup bottom go-go
boots, don't fail us now!

[music playing]

Come on!

Just a little bit more!

Whoa!

Let's hit it, girls!

We have a crazed
organic farmer to foil!

Guess my mom was right.

Veggies really do make
you big and strong.

[music playing]

Love to stick around,
but we have to be going.

[music playing]

Great thinking, Alex!

[music playing]

Seeya never, fruitcake!

It's official.

My favorite comfort food in the
whole world, veggie lasagna,

will never taste the
same after today!

[music playing]

Huh?

Look!

That must be Farmer John!

Does he seriously think he
can outrun a state-of-the-art

WOOHP chopper in a tractor?

He wants to turn the world
into militant produce people.

Obviously, he's not
thinking clearly.

No worries.

I've got a brilliant plan.

[music playing]

One cray farmer and his two
scary sons coming right up.

They can't catch me!

My tractor's powered by corn!

Yeehaw!

It's scary all right,
just not in the right way.

OK, take two.

[music playing]

Man, this giant hook is harder
to operate than it looks.

Come on, Clover.

Third time's the charm.

[music playing]

Got it!

Way to go, Clover!

Now all I got to
do is reel him in.

[beeping]
- Wait!

It's too heavy!

[screaming]

[music playing]

Alex!

Sam!
[beeping]

Hmm?

[music playing]

What is it with
us and dirt today?

I don't know.

But no matter what we do, we
just can't seem to stay clean.

Sammy!

[screaming]

[music playing]

Uh, nice piggy, piggy.

OK, you don't want
to come too close.

No, really.
No!

[music playing]

Stop it!

Clover!

Are you OK, girls?

We will be when you get
down here and save us!

Uh.

Guess there's only
one thing left

to do-- get my hands and feet
and everything else dirty!

Huh?

Oh!

I'm not even gonna
think about what's

probably in all this gunk.

[music playing]

Come on!

Farmer John and his sons
couldn't have gotten far.

[laughter] Say goodbye to
your hog farming ways, Mr. Pitt.

Time To be transformed.

On the count of three!

One, two, three!

Gotcha!

[music playing]

Not so fast, girly!

I was a champion.

Could take down
cattle from 200 yards.

I was champion, too.

Bev High cheerleader
of the year!

Hey!

Where'd you go?

Right here, Farmer Loser!

[music playing]

This ought to hold
your for a while.

Whoa!

Nice rope work, clover!

Now that that
situation's tied up,

we could use a little
help over here.

[music playing]

[engine sounds]

Incoming!

[music playing]

Time to bring in the harvest!

[music playing]

That's right.

Clover always gets her
militant produce man.

Uh, maybe not?

Farmer John's getting away!

Not if this cowgirl has
anything to say about it!

[music playing]

Yeehaw!

[music playing]

Yeehaw!

Wow.

Once she gets her hands dirty,
there's just no stopping her.

[helicopter sounds]

Excellent work, agents.

Are you sure this
is gonna work, Jer?

Let's hope so because
if the townsfolk keep

rotting at this rate,
we're in big trouble.

[whirring noise]

Awesome!

Looks like another freaky
case is officially closed.

Uh, not yet.

This is from us to you.

A present, for me?

What is it?

Open it and see.

A weekend retreat at the
Desert Relaxing Resort and Spa

You really came through
for us this weekend.

We just wanted to say
sorry for doubting you.

And thanks for
getting down and dirty

and being suck a rocking,
hands-on type of gal!

Herbal mud wraps?

Detoxifying mud baths?

French mud facial treatments?

You'll spend
the entire weekend

immersed in nothing but mud!

Isn't that exciting?
- Ugh!

Thanks, but I think
I've had all the mud

I can handle for a while.

[music playing]

Being on the farm has taught
me a few tricks to achieving

that cute cowgirl look.

First, you'll need an
adorable gingham dress

and two super cute hair braids.

Add bronzing powder for
that healthy, outdoorsy glow

and a bit of glass to
complete the au naturel look.

And finally, every
cowgirl needs a cowboy.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go rustle one up.

Hey!

Hey!

Gotcha!

[music playing]