05x08 - Evil Gymnasts

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

Halt!

Who's monkeying
around over there.

Stop!

I command you!

Ha ha ha!

[music playing]

[non-english speech]
I said, "Hello,

welcome to Dead Languages


ancient language Sku-lunta.

Who's idea was it for us to
take this freaky class again?

Don't tell me you
guys aren't finding

this really fascinating!

This professor
sounds like a chicken.

You know, some languages
are dead for a reason.

Sku-lunta would
have been lost forever

if not for the discovery of
these tablets a few years ago.

I must say [non-english speech].

Please, let there be
time for me to get out

of this class at [inaudible].

[screams]

[non-english speech]

Wow, thanks for
sound landing, Jer.

This is a huge improvement.

Yes, new WOOHP
safety regulations.

Huh?

OK, two questions.

Is that a beret on your head and
can I borrow it this weekend?

Yes, it is.

And no you may not.

Since when are
you so interested

in international fashion, Jerry?

Since I've decided to take
a little on the job R&R.

More specifically, I will be
working out of WOOHP's Paris

office for a while.

And you girls are
coming with me.

No way!

What an amazing coincidence!

Paris is like our most
favorite city ever.

Without a doubt!

Well, besides maybe
Beverly Hills and Malibu.

Oh, and the one cute place that
we went, but I can remember--

Point taken.

I better head back to campus
and start packing right away.

When do we leave, Jer.

Right now.

No way!

[french music]

I don't get it.

So Euro WOOHP is located
at the Eiffel Tower?

Actually, it's located
beneath the Eiffel Tower.

Follow me, ladies.

Way cool!

Francois, [inaudible] I want.

I'll interrogate it out of you.

This place shreds.

I can't believe you haven't
brought us here before.

I concur.

This place does shred indeed.

Hey, I just remembered!

My mother sent me my
family tree last week

and it's still in mailbox.

Great, why didn't you just
drag it into your trash can.

Family trees are so lame.

No way!

I have some cousins
who live in France.

How cool is that?

Whoa, Alex, it looks
like your family tree

is literally a tree's
worth of paper.

[french],, I think I'll send
him an email and see if we can

get together while I'm here.

Oh, I wonder what
they're all like.

Sounds fun, but I
can't wait to check

out some of the museums
and historical sites

around the city.

Well, I'm all about shopping
for cute clothes and cute boys.

As long they don't speak that
junky Sku-lunta gibberish.

Your extracurricular
activities

will have to wait ladies.

WOOHP has been
informed that the First

Women's Gymnastics
Team of Romania

has mysteriously gone missing.

We were so close to escaping.

You'll need some gadgets.

[music playing]

One Flip-otard
Spring Loaded Suit,

All the Rage Expanding Wig Cage,
the Loose Grip Wristwatch Whip,

and always a classic,
laser lipstick.

Oh, well.

The sites of Paris
will have to wait.

Now, how exactly do
we get out of here?

Whoa.

Whoo-hoo!

I can't stand how cool Paris is.

There it is!

Romania, birthplace of
the head of lettuce.

Uh, that's Romaine, Alex.

Romania has nothing
to do with lettuce.

Really?
That's a weird coincidence.

Auto-pilot engaged.

Yeah!

Whoa!

Well, the gymnast
training facility looks

normal enough from the outside.

I don't see any signs
of a forced entry.

Let's check out the inside.

According to Jerry,
this is where the team

works out 365 days a year.

Um, it looks
like the only ones

who've been working
out here have

been a team of dust bunnies.

Ah-choo!

Gesundheit!

Apparently, the hardest
working gymnast in the biz

are either loafing it
or have been abducted.

[screams]

Hey, what's going on?

I don't know!

But it hurts!

Come on, girls!

[screams]

What are your girls doing
in the Nadia's [romanian] gym.

Hey, you're the
gymnastics team.

I thought you got abu--

Oh- Oh, well, we-
we're just tourists.

We thought your gym
here was a museum.

Guess we're more than a
little lost, ain't we gals?

You don't look like tourists.

Gymnastics competition
is fierce and sometimes

other less talented team send
spies to steal our techniques.

Us?

Spies?

That's a good one.

The only thing
I've ever spied is

a sweet deal at a purse store.

This is why, just to be safe,
we've been training in secret.

Come see our Gymnastic Titans
of the Universe competition

tomorrow, and you'll see why we
are the best team in the world.

Thanks, we will
definitely try to make it.

Ciao!

[french music]

Wow, look at that.

Mmm, ever notice
how everything is

so much more robust in France?

Yeah, including your mustache.

So the mission ladies?

Right.

Well, the gymnastics
team seems to be

alive and well, even if they
are a little harsh on the eyes.

And harsh on the
rest of our bodies too.

They were on us like
stink on a monkey.

Seriously, I blame
crappy coach Nadia.

She's an even bigger
sl*ve driver than Jerry.

Hmph.

But alas, no crime to report.

Looks like your Euro sources
were way off the mark

this time.

Now that that's settled,
time for some la R&R.

Not so fast, Ladettes.

As long as you're
here, I'd like you

to investigate an apparent break
in at the Paris National Zoo.

Come on, Jer, I thought
the work week in France

was supposed to
be like way short.

Yeah, what's with
back to back missions?

[beeping]

Hmm.

Hey!

My relatives emailed back!

They want to get together.

Splendid, after your mission.

So why would someone
want to break into the zoo

and not take anything?

Especially considering
admission is free.

All I know is
that they might not

let us out of here on account
of Jerry working us like mules.

Monkeys!

Monkeys!

Why does this piece of
fabric look so familiar?

I'll tell you why,
because it's the same fabric

as Nadia's sweatsuit.

But why would someone
from the Romanian team

be all the way over
here at the Paris zoo?

Maybe they were working
out with the monkeys,

you know, trading techniques?

If they were, they chose some
pretty bad training partners.

This mission has just
taken a really weird turn.

We better tell Jerry right away.

Oh, hello, ladies.

thought you might like
a little bit of that R&R

we've been talking
so much about.

So much for WOOHPS
new safety regulations.

[screams]

Geez, Jer, Geez, Jer, and I
thought my driving was scary.

So we make a connection
between the gymnastics team

and a bunch of zoned out
monkeys at the Paris zoo.

That's very disconcerting.

I think the best
course of action

is for you girls
to go undercover

at the upcoming competition.

Undercover as what?

A rival gymnastics team from
the tiny but spirited country

of WOOHPstanza.

There is a tiny country
called WOOHPstanza?

There is now.

Sam, you will be the coach.

Alex will be the trainer.

And Clover, you will
be the star gymnast.

Oh!

Star gymnast?

Awesome!

Wait, I don't know a
thing about Gymnastic.

Except for they were
adorable little outfits.

Then I suggest you
put that adorable

Flip-otard to good use.

It should even out
the odds nicely.

Hey!

Oh, no!

I never knew it was possible
to get seasick on a river.

Alex!

Is that you, Alex?

It's my relatives!

I forgot I was suppose to
meet them under the Effiel

Tower half an hour ago.

Come, Alex, get some love
from your Auntie [french]..

Bonjour, Auntie!

Wow, that's a lot of love.

Meet your Uncle [french] and
little Pierre and [french]..

Oh, you look so much like
your cousin Christelle.

Yeah, except for
the hair, teeth,

freckles, glasses,
and ears, she's

a dead ringer for you, Alex.

We brought you some of
our swine intestine cheese.

The family has been
making it for generations.

Oh, thank you so much.

Swine is one of my
favorite flavors of cheese.

Come now, sweet Alex,
we have lost so much time.

I will teach you
the family dance.

[music playing]

Wow, that was exhilarating.

I'm so happy I got to meet you.

It's like I've know
for you forever.

That is because
you're like us.

People of the dirt, [french].

It's your destiny to
work on the family farm.

Did she say just what
I thought she said?

I'm not sure.

The smell of the swine cheese
is making me a little delirious.

Work the family farm?

Well, I did get an A
plus on my terrarium

project in biology class.

Well, it was really
nice meeting you folks,

but we have a previous
engagement to get to.

We do?

Yeah, Alex.

It's called a mission.

Au revoir!

We'll talk later!

Bye-bye!

[music playing]

Team WOOHPstanza signing in.

Hey, this Flip-otard
suit Flip-otastic!

Look at my styling moves!

Ugh!

I can't!

I'm too busying looking
at that freak show.

[monkey sounds]

Is it me?

Or do those girls have an even
bigger ew factor than before?

[monkey sounds]

You're going to need that suit
and more to beat those guys.

All I know is
unless Jerry gave

them Flip-otard suits
of their own, something

fishy's going on here.

Maybe we better
take a look at what's

going on behind the scenes.

And leave me in
here with them?

Just try your best to fit in.

Stop!

Haven't I seen you
somewhere before?

Oh, I don't think so.

First time, I've ever left my
home country of WOOHPstanza.

WOOHPstanza, huh?

I can't quite see them.

[inaudible]

Nadia's here, come on!

Hey!

Huh?

Today, we will show
the world who the best

gymnasts in universe are.

Time to megaboost
your treatment.

What's she doing
with that fancy banana?

Shh.

It's ready.

Suck up gymnasts.

[screams]

[monkey sounds]

That's right right my monk--

I mean, my athletes!

Show the world you're the best.

Now we know what makes these
girls so good at what they do.

Wow!

They sure do things differently
on this side of the pond.

Let's see if I
can confirm that we

actually saw I think we saw.

Yep, the saliva
contains primate DNA.

We better send this
Jerry for analysis.

Then get back up there
and make sure Clover's OK.

Ew, wax much.

Talk about putting
the "nast" in gymnast.

That is right girls.

Show them your mad skills.

[music playing]

[crowd cheering]

Something tells me those aren't
textbook gymnastics moves.

Here goes nothing!

Hi-ya!

Hey!

I'm a natural.

Maybe I can actually
win this thing.

[crowd cheering]

Wait a second.

I know where I saw
this phony before.

Huh?

Clover look out!

She's right behind you!

Hey I've been fouled.

Not fouled, recruited
for my glorious team.

Oh, what in the--

hey!

Uh-oh I think she just
made a monkey out of Clover.

OK, ladies, enough exhibition.

Eliminate the competition!

[growls]

[crowd screaming]

Clover, you've
got to snap out it.

Ew!

Clover you probably
have a moustache.

What's the big deal.

She has one too.

Sure!

But mine's not real!

The only thing I care
about is being the greatest

gymnast in the world!

You know how I know
this is really bad?

Because with Clover, usually
nothing comes before boys.

Perhaps I administered
too much DNA or--

Oh, you think?

More phonies, get them ladies!

Easy does it, girls!

We're your biggest fans.

Alex, now might be a
time to put All the Rage

Expandable Wig Cage to use!

Totally!

Hi-ya!

Nice going!

Looks like we put an end
to their little routine.

Jerry better get a
refund on this gadget.

Where do we go now?

Anywhere there's not a
pack of wild, crazed gymnasts

on our heels.

[screams]

Incoming gymnast!

Whoa, easy does it!

We're not going to last
much longer like this.

I have an idea, follow me.

[music playing]

I know we're desperate, Sam.

But how is this
suppose to protect us?

Trust me!

I can't hold them
back much longer.

Pass the lipstick!

I think we deserve a perfect


Sammy, I don't see Clover
inside there, do you?

[growls]

Ah, Clover.

That breath could stop a train.

Gross!

You've only been a monkey
girl for like 10 minutes

and you've already caught fleas.

[growls]

Easy, Clover.

W- we're your friends, remember?

Nice move, Alex.

Now are you ready to play nice?

Another [inaudible] gadget.

Out of room and
out of gadgets.

Looks like this is the
end of the line for us.

All abroad!

What?

Jerry, what are
you doing here?

I sailed by the
gymnasium to find you,

but instead found
a friend of yours.

I also brought an antidote for
the chalk sample you sent me.

By the way, where's Clover.

Uh, yeah, there was
a little misshapen

and Clover kind
of went ape on us.

[growls]

Blimey, I should say so.

That's it girls!

Get them!

Didn't you mention something
about an antidote, Jer?

I need to gather them
all together first.

See if this helps.

Perfect, the
titanium sails should

hold them long enough for me--

I know you're on
vacation but less

talk and more action, Jerry.

[growls]

It looks like it worked.

I just had the craziest dream.

And now that I'm awake, I
have a serious banana craving.

What's that about?

Hmm.

[music playing]

You girls will
be happy to know

that Nadia has been
locked away where

she can't do any more damage.

Furthermore, all the gymnasts
as well as the monkeys

are completely back to normal.

That's good news.

Now, if you could turn
Alex back to normal.

Hey if want to live
the life of a farmer

like my family has
for generations,

that's my business.

At least, I don't have fleas.

That's a cheap shot.

Ouch!

Ms. Alex!

Ms. Alex.

Auntie [french],, I
have some great news.

I'm ready to work
the family farm.

I just checked
my family, which

says you are not related to us.

You are total stranger.

But there must
be some mistake!

There's no mistake.

Come, Christelle, stay
away from that imposter.

On the bright side, we'll
never have to hear about

or smell that
stinky cheese again.

Auntie, come back!

I have to be related.

I look so much like
cousin Christelle.

So who's up for a
relaxing boat ride?

Um, actually, I have to go to
the museum of very old things.

Later!

And I have some really
important shoes to shop for.

Ciao!

Oh well, looks like
I'm captain and crew.

[music playing]

[theme music]