05x11 - Virtual Stranger

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

I think I'll brush
up on my WOOHP skills.

You never know when a super
villain might decide to strike.

You're going down.

Take that-- hiya.

Oh, no.

[screams]

[music playing]

Ew.

Why does garbage
have to be so trashy?

[gasps]

Hey, hold that door.

OK.

Ha, ha.

Nice.

Caught in the act.

This ought to get
those losers kicked

out of that posh penthouse,
so we can get us kicked in.

[laughter]

When those surfer boys see
how cute I am riding a wave,

they're totally going to
want to hang 10 with me.

And thanks to the new
WOOHP mini water wings,

I won't make a
fool out of myself.

I am so in the zone today.

Now to get their attention.

Whoa, no one said
anything about they're

being whirlpools in surfing.

Where's a cute lifeguard
when you need one?

Oh, [inaudible]

[laughter]

That's not exactly the kind
of attention I had in mind.

Between studying
and missions, I have

really let my laundry pile up.

Oh, yes, I'd say
it's just about ripe.

Ah, I better get out of
here before the spin cycle.

OK.

Who's the creep who
pushed me in there?

Weird.

It was a hit and run.

Weirder-- they folded
and starched my clothes.

Hmm?

Phew.

Nothing like breaking
an after-class sweat.

Ooh.

Time to rehydrate.

All I wanted was
a bottle of water.

I guess I can forget
about my change.

That is so bizarre.

Three near-misses in one day.

Do you think they
were accidents?

Or do you think
someone deliberately

tried to rub us out?

I don't know, but
who could attack

us separately at the same time?

I analyzed all the
variables, and the data

suggests that some past WOOHP
villains could be to blame.

CLASSMATES: Over there.

CLASSMATES: I see them.

It sounds like the bad
guys are back for round two.

Hey?

False alarm.

It's just kids from our dorm.

They probably just want to
invite us to a floor party.

- Don't let them escape.
- Get them.

CLASSMATES: Hurry
before they get away.

Or not.

We need to get out
of here and fast.

Jerry, we need you
to WOOHP us right away.

[screams]

[gasp]

Close one.

Thanks for save, Jer.

I see you are making quite
an impression on campus.

I wish I knew what our dorm
mates were so hyper about.

Well, you can
figure that out later.

Right now, I've analyze
the data from your attacks,

and found three
villains who fit the MO.

Neat Freak.

Man Hands.

The Rocky Tornado.

However, it couldn't have been
them, because, as you can see,

they are all currently
behind bars at the WOOHP

detention facility.

Maybe it was just our
dorm mates pranking us.

But, why would the do that?

Maybe it's some
kind of initiation,

you know, like a
welcome to school thing.

It's a strange
way to say hello.

Speaking of
strange situations,

I haven't been able to
contact a super spy,

Britney, in quite some time.

What?

[gasp]

[music playing]

It's not like her to
just forget to check in.

Maybe she's
ignoring the rules.

Not Britney.

That's why I want you girls
to check in on your old friend

and make sure she's OK.

You know, friend is
kind of a strong word.

She's more of a
spy acquaintance.

Sure thing, Jer.
We'll track her down.

I just hope nothing
bad has happened.

Here are some gadgets to
help you with your mission--

the net-throwing mascara,
the wind tunnel 9,000--

Bonus.

That is so much better.

Yes, quite.

And here's the new
breezy bracelets,

which can turn any non-organic
substance it touches into ice.

Don't worry, Jer.

We'll find out what's
up with our fellow spy.

Good luck spies.

[screams]

SAM: Hello, Britney,
are you home?

It doesn't look like she's here.

[gasp] hmm?

Check out Britney's
music collection.

How lame is this?

I mean, on one listens to
MC Diaper Rash any more.

Hey, I lent her that CD.

Yeah, well look
at these clothes.

Talk about old tacky.

Hey, I have that
exact same sweater.

I guess there's no
point trying to find

any faults with Britney.

She's obviously perfect.

Look, it's WOOHP's
virtual-training helmet.

Britney must have been
using it to practice

fighting simulated baddies.

Only it looks like
the circuits are fried.

See?

I knew she wasn't perfect.

She busted up WOOHP property.

No wonder one's heard from
her-- she's hiding out.

I'll take this damaged
helmet and give it to Jer

next time we're at WOOHP.

Well, Britney's
obviously not here.

Let's get back to MALIU and
see if we can find out what's

gotten into our dorm mates.

Hey, what's going on?

[interposing voices]

What's up with them?

They seem majorly upset.

Wouldn't you be?

After all, Mandy
and Mindy are here.

We need to work
together to rid

the dorm of this messy menace.

[gasp]

This most definitely
does not look good.

Instead of making a mess
and being bad dorm mates,

they should be showing some
school spirit, like us.

We did our nails in the
official MALIU school colors.

[cheering]

Hmm?

Hey, I don't remember
inviting them!

Grrr.

OK.

This is all just a
big misunderstanding.

We would never
do those things.

Yeah, we love the dorm.

Hey h*, slobs must go!

Hey, h*, slobs must go!
hey, h*, slobs must go!

hey, h*, slobs must go!

hey, h*, slobs must go!

Get them!
Hurry!

Before the get away!

So much for innocent
until proven guilty.

They're even worse than
whoever attacked us before.

Now that we've got an angry
mob of students chasing us,

it's going to be a
way trickier to find--

Britney!

Hey, girls.

I was hoping we'd connect.

So what are you doing here?

I'm visiting MALIU because I'm
thinking of transferring here

next semester.

Great.

Just think about
all the cool things

the four of us can do together.

We can go shopping,
study, go to beach parties

where I can crack open
coconuts with my bear hands.

[gasp]

Uh-- is everything
all right Britney?

Sure, everything
is just perfect.

You know, you really should
try to keep things tidier.

Yeah.

I'll get right on it.

So, what's up
with the angry mob?

Huh?

It's Mandy and
Mindy's fault. They're

orchestrating a smear
campaign to try and get

us kicked out of our dorm.

Oh, no they won't.

I'll crush those
no-good bullies.

No, Britney, wait.

Those losers are going to be
totally banished from the dorm.

I love it when our
catty plans come together.

Meow.

Seriously, what is our story?

Nobody messes with my best
friends and gets away with it.

What are you talking about?

[screams]

We do not deserve to
be treated like this.

What happened to them?

Maybe a low-pressure system
from the north combined with

humidity in this region produced
a sudden gust of wind that

carried them into that tree.

Whatever happened,
it's pretty hilarious.

OK.

I've got to dash, but I figured
I could crash at your place

tonight, if that's OK?

Sure, Brit, no problem.

Well, she's not
getting my bed.

It's sofa-city for
her all the way.

Hello?

Dorm-wreckers,
we're still up here.

Go fetch us a
ladder, or something!

Sure thing, girls.

Wait right there.

[laughter]

Great.

I have the most stylin'
wardrobe at MALIU

and I have to dress up like
a frumpy old professor?

You're just going
to have to deal.

It's the only way we can
walk the campus without being

swarmed by our dorm mates.

Let's just quickly get to
the bottom of why Britney

has been acting so strangely.

Totally.

That weather channel mumbo
jumbo was crazy enough,

but what was up
with that comment

about cracking open coconuts?

CLASSMATES: Hey, you?

Hey, have you seen
these three girls?

Uh-- no.

I-- I-- I've been
playing football all day.

Hut, hut, hut.

Such lovely
girls, I'm sure they

would never do anything wrong.

Maybe you should give
them a chance to explain.

That would clear up
everything for sure.

These girls are
bad news, and we've

got the pictures to prove it.

They are so out of the dorm.

I hate to snoop on
Britney like this,

but it's the only way
to make sure she's OK.

Besides, this is probably
the best route to our place.

[angry mob]

At this rate, we're going
to have to take correspondence

courses to graduate.

Ooops.

Is this climb
really easy or what?

Maybe that's because
we're not climbing.

Wait.

I've seen those nasty,
hairy hands before.

So nice of you
girls to drop in.

OK.
Britney, we get it.

You're a better spy than we are.

Now let us go.

Sorry, but you're
not going anywhere.

[gasp]

What?

OK, either it's
my eyes, or Britney

is turning into
a Neat Freak, Man

Hands and the Human Tornado.

Maybe she's some
sort of double spy.

I knew she was too perfect.

The WOOHP virtual training
helmet must have wigged out

while Britney was wearing it.

Britney must have spilled
water and short-circuited it.

I bet that downloaded
the villains into her.

Oh, great.

So these three virtual baddies
are controlling Britney?

You spies have sullied
my plans for the last time.

Now it's time to crush you.

And blow you away for good.

And then nobody will
be able to stop us.

But before we get started,
I must insist that I

give Man Hands a manicure.

Those fingernails are filthy.

Nobody touches
my beautiful hands.

Oh, you're just
full of hot air.

[gasp]

[laughter]

It's no use, Man Hands
tied the ropes too tightly.

Then maybe we should
put the freeze on them.

Oh, it's so cold!

It's so cold!

These things should
come with a heat lamp.

Hey, get back here!

Sorry, Brit, but this
is for your own good.

[music playing]

Britney, is everything cool?

It is now.

Those criminals aren't
invading my brain any more.

I'm glad that's over with.

Finally, a mission that doesn't
end with a giant knockdown

drag-out battle.

NEAT FREAK: Oh,
it's not over yet.

I knew this was
too good to be true.

Wait, shouldn't
Neat Freak be cruising

in cyberspace right about now?

There probably wasn't
enough power in the helmet

to pull him back in.

Now, I'm going to sweep
you dirty spies away.

You know, if you really
love cleaning so much,

why don't you come over
to our dorm bathroom?

[gasp]

Any last words?

Umm-- yeah.

I haven't washed my
hair in five days.

Ew-- unwashed hair!

Psych.

How about some net-throwing
mascara to complete your look?

Huh?

Ah.

Don't bother
struggling, there's no way

you get out of that.

Unless, of course, you do that.

Nothing can hold Man Hands.

What?

Ah!

Man Hands, smash!

You have serious rage issues.

Oh, you made me
scrape my knuckle.

Now you're really going to pay.

This is not going to end well.

Thanks a lot, Clover.

I'm going to squish
your head like a tomato.

Help!

I think she means it!

She's got a stronger
grip than me when I'm fight

over shoes at a half-off sale.

I've only got one chance.

Good work, Alex.

Too bad she doesn't
use those hands for good.

I bet she cab give a
really wicked massage.

Unfortunately,
not good enough.

If I wasn't so dizzy, I'd
probably be really peeved.

[laughter] Time to put a
force five hurting on you girls.

I don't know what's worse--
the dirt or her breathe.

Messy, messy, messy.

As usual, I have
to clean things up.

My patented soapy foam
system is guaranteed

to get rid of pesky
stains and peskier spies.

Guys, I can't get an traction.

Thanks for the save, Brit.

Hey, no sweat.

That's what friends are for.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

We've got a problem.

These villains are
just simulations,

so they'll never get tired, and
they'll never stop attacking.

I've got an idea.

We need to fight
the girls up close

to take advantage of the
crushing power of my hands.

No.

My cyclonic power is
strongest when it builds

up speed from a distance.

All this dust and dirt-- ick.

I'm going to have
to go take a shower.

Enough chit chat.

These hands were
made for smashing.

You can't smash
what you can't catch.

[music playing]

One WOOHP training
helmet coming up.

OK, Clover, this
one's for you.

My pleasure.

Nice try, but it's not
going to work this time.

The germs and dandruff.

This helmet is filthy.
Get it off.

Get it off!

Quick, Alex,
power up the helmet.

Sorry, Neat Freak,
it's a dirty job,

but someone's got to do it.

It worked.

The electrical surge
from the satellite dish

was powerful enough.

Yes!

Great thinking, Brit.

Your plan worked
perfectly, as usual.

[music playing]

WOOHP's top technicians have
fixed the virtual training

helmet, so it's available
in case any of you

want some extra practice.

No No thanks.

That helmet's caused us enough
trouble for one lifetime.

Yes, quite.

I must say that I was
very impressed by how

you defeated those books
virtual reality villains.

It wasn't us as
much as Britney.

She really came through for us.

I'm so glad that you
work well together.

I've decided to
have Britney join

you girls on a few missions.

I guess I spoke too soon.

I'm so excited to
be working with you.

Likewise.

What's with the typing, Sam?

There's still some
unfinished business

we need to take care of.

I hacked into Mandy's
computer and found

something very interesting.

[music playing]

What's going on?

Yeah.

Let me see those pictures.

OK.

What's everyone so hyper about?

Hot off the press--
a new batch of photos.

You gotta check them out.

Where did get those?

How did you find them?

hmm Where have we seen
those fingernails before?

It was Mandy and Mindy
who did all those things.

Busted.

It was all Mindy's idea!

No way!

She's the mastermind
behind this lame plan!

[angry mob]

Get them!

[screams]

[music playing]