05x16 - Miss Spirit Fingers

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

Just 'cause WOOHP let you go
doesn't mean you're innocent,

Jazz Hands.

I know you're up to something,
and I'm gonna find out what.

[boat engine]

Whoa.

Looks like I hit the jackpot.

What?

Hey!

[grunting]

[gasping]

On second thought,
maybe it hit me.

[gasping]

Guess I'll have to
work out a sneakier way

to get into your evil mime lair.

[grunting]

[boat engine]

[grunting]

Really?

He said that?

[ringing]

I'm really worried
about Sammy, Clover.

She's skipping classes, cutting
out on important missions,

and totally lying to us.

Tell me about it.

Her behavior is way bizarro.

She even rushed out today
without her morning latte.

[gasping] You don't think
she has new BFFs do you?

[laughing]

There's only one
way to find out.

You mean, ask her?

As if.

Hm.

I mean spy on her.

Come on.

Yeah.

Time to find a new spytastic
persona, one Jazz Hands

will totally fall for.

Perfect.

[laughing]

Now to capture the
moment WOOHP style.

[snapping photos]

Hm.

Dear Mr. Hands, you are
a misunderstood genius.

I'd love to meet you.

Your Biggest Fan,
Miss Spirit Fingers.

To Mr. Jazz Hands, rush.

[laughing]

[ringing]

I don't know about you, but
I've got the major guilties,

as in I so wouldn't
want you guys snooping

through my stuff like this.

Well, don't go acting
all freaky, Alex,

and we won't have to.

[gasping]

Oh, no.
It's true.

What's true?

Sam's still wearing this
turquoise mock turtle.

It's so last season.

Clover.

We're supposed to be looking
for clues, not fashion blunders.

Sorry.

Couldn't help myself.

OK.

This is weird.

What's this envelope doing
in Sam's sock drawer.

Knowing Sam, it's
probably some mondu secret

homework assignment.

Operation secret partnership?

Secret partnership?

With who?

I don't know, but he
doesn't look like a nice guy.

Subject is considered
brilliant, but dangerous.

Cool and calculated, but
prone to impulsive behavior.

So Sam's got a secret dossier
about a secret partnership

with an evil super villain?

And worst of all,
she's hiding it from us.

Uh-oh.

[gasping]
Red alert.

Red alert.

Operation secret partnership
has just been breached.

[crying out]

I'm sure there's
a perfectly good

reason why Sammy's partnering
up with an evil super villain.

Yeah.

Like maybe she's
become on herself.

[cackling]

[screaming]

[gasping] What was that?

It sounded like a super
shrill, super annoying scream,

which can only mean one thing.

[gasping]

See, I told you their
penthouse would be dry.

Mandy, Mindy, what
are you doing here?

And what's with the
majorly bad hair day?

Ugh, this pipe
burst in our room,

and like, the whole soaked.

But no biggie.

We'll just stay
here with you guys.

[crying out] Uh, sorry, Mandy,
but we're kind of full up.

No probs.

We'll just crash on the couch.

You won't even
know we're here.

[shouting]

You guys are lucky.

This place is seriously fab.

And we can make
it even fabber.

I see fluorescent
beach wallpaper,

faux fur throw rugs, hot
pink tiles in the kitchen.

[gasping]

Well, then, you
need to get your eyes

checked, because no one pus
h* pink tiles in my kitchen.

Yeah.

We'll just see what the
RA has to say about this.

[knocking]

[grunting]

[shouting]

Is it me, or is this
day turning out way weird?

Not to mention way smelly.

Spies, I have an
urgent mission for you.

I hope so.

I hate to think we went
trash surfing for nothing.

Wait a sec.
Where's Sammy?

We can worry about
Samantha later.

A devious super villain named
The Bully is on the loose,

and you two have to
stop him right away.

We're on it, Jer.

What's his location?

He's working his evil plan as
we speak at Beverly and Monroe.

Beverly and Monroe?

Isn't that like, a playground?

And a dangerous one at that.

No time to waste.

But what about our--

[shouting]

Thanks, Jer.

That was a close one.

I mean, even if I totally miss
working with Alex and Clover,

I can't have them
blowing my cover.

My pleasure, Sam.

After all, what are
secret partnerships for.

[ringing]

Hello?

JAZZ HANDS [ON PHONE]: Is
this Miss Spirit Fingers?

Why, yes it is.

JAZZ HANDS [ON PHONE]:
This is Jazz Hands.

I received your
delightful photo.

You did?

JAZZ HANDS [ON PHONE]: Yes.

And I was quite impressed by it.

Perhaps we should meet.

I'll be there.

Hm.

[zooming]

[grunting]

In a hurry much?

I mean, what's with Jer setting
us on a mission sans spy gear?

Maybe The Bully is
so evil and devious,

the gadgets won't work on him.

Hey, here he is.

He looks kind of small.

Or mean.

I can' believe some
pintsize super villain

wants to terrorize a
bunch of little kids.

Something tells me, we don't
need gadgets to pull this off.

Hey, shrimp.

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Drop the ba*ls right now.

[grunting]

Hey.
Whoa.

Whoa.

[laughing]

So you wanna do this
the hard way, huh?

[grunting]

[shouting]

Hard is right.

Running with French
tips is way difficult.

[laughing]

Hey.
Where'd he go?

Beats me.

I'll go this way,
you go that way.

Hm.

[cackling]

[grunting]

[laughs]

[crying out]

[cackling]

We've got you
cornered, Mr. Bully.

What did I do?

What did I do?

[gasping]

[grunting]

No way.

It's a little kid.

So he says.

Why were you bullying all
those children down there?

I was just playing dodgeball.

Please don't hurt me, lady.

Whoa.

He is just a little kid.

Don't worry, sweetie.

We're not going to hurt you.

You run along now.

[raspberries]

This is so embarrassing.

Why did Jer send us on
such a kooky mission.

Maybe he got some
bad info, or maybe

WOOHP is running out of real
super-villains for us to fight.

[snoozing]

Though without him
answering our calls, I guess

we'll really never
know for sure.

It's just as well.

Something real's
going on with Sam,

and our most urgent mission
is to find out what.

You're right.

We've got to get
back on her trail.

Hey, if she has her xpowder on
her, we can totally track her.

Awesome idea.

But first, we need to
score a few gadgets.

But how are we
going to do that

without going back to WOOHP?

Simple.

We improvise.

[grunting]

These are our gadgets?

- They'll have to do for now.
- Thanks, kids.

We'll bring everything
back as soon as we can.

[groaning]

It's just so few
people understand

the sublime greatness of mime.

They don't know
what they're missing.

Mime is the purest expression
of the human heart.

That is so true.

According to my
xpowder's GPS, Sam

should be right around here.

Then why don't I see her?

Wait a minute.

Isn't that?

BOTH: Jazz Hands?

I am the world's
greatest mime.

[grunting]

I have a diploma from the
International Mime Academy.

You may not understand the
intricate craft of mime.

[grunting]

Whoa.

Whoa.

[whooshing]

What's freaky
mime guy doing here?

Good question.

This place is way too trendy
for evil super-villains.

And who's that freaky
mime girl with him?

I don't know, but it's a
good thing we brought gadgets.

Ms. Spirit Fingers, I
believe it is destiny,

fate, kismet that
brought us together.

For me, it was an
overpowering feeling of duty

to be of service to the greatest
mime the world has ever known.

She's someone called
Ms. Spirit Fingers.

Uh!

But wait, I
recognize that voice.

It's Sam.

[gasping]

Sammy?

[screeching]

And I hate to
see you toiling all

alone, trying to awaken the
world to the genius of mime.

If only I could help you
in your righteous plight.

You can indeed.

My master plan.

This will revolutionize the
way mimes are treated forever.

[cackling]

Sam's secret partnership
is with Jazz Hands.

She really has gone
over to the other side.

So Ms. Spirit Fingers is
her evil super villain name?

Lame, right?

You'd think after all these
years of battling baddies,

she'd come up with
something cooler.

[cackling]

And after I'm done
with my masterpiece,

the public will have no
choice but to accept--

no, to love mimes.

Um, what exactly do
you mean by no choice?

[gasping]

But before you can be
part of my grand plan, Ms

Spirit Fingers, you
must prove your loyalty

to me by procuring this.

Anything for the betterment
of mimes everywhere.

They're coming.

Sammy, you're a super
spy, not a super villain.

Not to mention, the
super villain thing

is totally not your look.

Come on.

We got to see what
her next evil move is.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hi, Clover.

You're gonna love what
we've done to the place.

Done?

It looks so much hipper
now, but we're like, totally

stumped with the wallpaper.

I like pink with
purple polka dots,

and Mindy likes purple
with pink polka dots.

Mandy, if you change
anything in our place,

you're going to seeing
pink and purple polka dots.

What?

Pink with purple polka dots?

I knew I was right.

Bye.
CLOVER: Mandy.

Mandy.

[grunting] When we get home.

Later, Clover.

Right now, we have to
keep spying on Sammy.

[shouting]

[grunting]

No way.

I can't believe it.

The part where Sam's breaking
into a high tech weapons lab,

or the part where she's
using WOOHP gadgets for evil?

Let's go.

Hm.

[whooshing]

Let's do it.

What is that thing?

I don't know,
but I wouldn't want

Jazz Hands to get a hold of it.

Do you think we
should try Jer again?

No time.

We have to stop Sammy
in her evil tracks.

[grunting]

Time for improvised
gadget number

two, a little something we like
to call the marble immobilizer.

Ya.

Wa!

[grunting]

And now for a little
jump rope jamboree.

Hi-ya.

[crying out]

BOTH: Gotcha.

Clover?

Alex?

What are you doing?

Duh.

What does it look like?

We're taking you into
WOOHP for your own good.

But no.

You don't understand.

Oh, we do, Sam.

I too have been
tempted by the dark side.

Once, I almost
wore a salmon belly

shirt with striped capris.

But I resisted, Sam.

I resisted.

[cheering]

Look, I can't explain it,
but you have to let me go.

Don't worry.

We'll always be
BFFs, even if you

are a super villain who's gonna
spend the rest of your life

behind bars.
- In that case.

[crying]

I promise, I'll explain later.

Talk about rude.

She's totally escaping.

Not for long.

[grunting]

'70s style
transportation, much?

We'll never catch her like this.

Unless we take a short cut.

[grunting]

Major grindage.

Gnarly thrash.

BOTH: Yeah.

Watch out.

[boom]

She's heading
into that tunnel.

How'd they get so close?

[shouting]

Look, the micro-thingy.

Oh, no.

You have to snag it fast.

Ms. Spirit Fingers
is coming back.

[grunting]

Quick.

I'll lean into a wall rind.

Hi-ya!

[grunting]

[thunder]

Give it up, Sammy.

Sorry, Clover.
No can do.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Face it.

There's no getting past me.

I know every move
you're gonna make.

And so do I.

Ha!

Hi-ya.

[grunting]

Hi-ya.

[grunting]

It's two against one.

It's not fair.

Unless I use my gadgets.

[grunting]

[gasping]

Let's see if you can
anticipate my moves backwards.

[grunting]

Hey, this is kinda freaky.

Just pretend you're
fighting in the mirror.

You know, like when you're
wrestling a big old zit.

Hi-ya.

Hey.

Ya.

[shouting]

Sorry, Sam, but your evil mime
days are officially done-zo.

The cell isn't so bad.

Just think of it as a
huge walking closet.

That has no clothes
and you have to live

in for the next 20 years.

How'd she do that?

She didn't.

I did.

Jerry?

You're letting her out?

But she's Ms. Spirit
Fingers, evil super villain.

I'm afraid she's still
Sam, WOOHP super spy.

Undercover super
spy to be precise.

[gasping] You mean, you went
undercover without telling us?

Well, she wouldn't
be a very good

undercover agent if everybody
knew about it, would she?

Hm.

He's got a point.

No, he doesn't.

We're her partners.

It was crucial that WOOHP
find out Jazz Hand's next plan

without tipping him off.

It was only safe to have
one spy in deep cover,

and we needed to
keep it on the QT.

I even limited my
contact by communicating

with her indirectly.

Getting me Jazz Hands' dossier
through that vending machine

was totally genius.

Indeed, it was.

Though quite uncomfortable.

So Sammy isn't an evil
super villain after all?

Well, not in the slightest.

BOTH: Awesome.

I'm so glad you're not upset.

Upset?

Are you kidding?

We're way stoked.

Yeah, we totally
got our BFF back.

But remember spies,
Jazz Hands still

thinks Sam is Ms.
spirit Fingers,

his willing partner in evil.

So she must deliver the
stolen microchip as planned.

But now you can be my
contacts on the outside

while I infiltrate Jazz
Hand's evil organization.

Deal.

ALL: Yeah!

Speaking of evil infiltration,
Mandy and Mindy are still

at our penthouse redecorating.

What?

We'll explain on the way home,
after returning our gadgets

to the kids at the playground.

[gasping]

Hey, wanna-bes.

Don't you love your new place?

We did it all by ourselves.

Vision blurring.

Losing consciousness.

Clover?

Oh, dear.

This calls for immediate action.

[sighing]

Just wait till you
see your bedrooms.

[giggling]

[shouting]

[coughing]

[gasping]

Wow.

That was like, a miracle.
- Not quite.

But desperately
needed nonetheless.

After all, you can't
exactly keep a low profile

with those two around.

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