05x20 - Zero to Hero

[bunniefuu]

[filmrise sound effect]

[marathon sound effect]

[totally spies sound effect]

[device beeping]

[theme music]

[music playing]

[grunting and groaning]

[clank]

If only I could be big and
strong like you, Humungo Man.

Then everyone would respect me.

[sinister music playing]

Wait a second.

Maybe I can be like you.

[laughs quietly]

[music playing]

Triple ice vanilla, Clover.
Extra whip.

You got it, Sammy.

TOGETHER: Happy drinking.

[straw slurping]

Mmm.

Afternoon, girls.

I have great news.

We're finally getting a raise?

Better.

We're having an Employee
of the Month competition.

The best worker will get their
picture on the bulletin board

for the whole campus to see.

The whole campus?

That's just the kind of
dating exposure I need.

Count me in, Virg.

[ding ding]

I don't know, Virgil.

Working at Mali
Cafe isn't supposed

to be about competition.

It's supposed to be
teamwork and good times.

Did I mention the
EOTM will also get

an eco-friendly sports
car for the month that

runs solely on coffee beans?

[gasp] Eco-friendly?

That's awesome!

In fact, why don't you
go home early tonight?

I'll finish your shift.

That is so unfair.

I was just about to offer.

[growling]

Hi, girls.

Uh, hi, Alex.

Would you Mind s I took
your shift tonight?

After all, a good
Employee of the Month

loves to work, work, work.

Mind?

Are you kidding?

I could totally use
a relaxing night off.

Bye.

Uh, gee, Alex, since you
don't have to work tonight

and I don't have
to work tonight,

maybe we should not
work tonight together.

Come again?

What I'm trying to
say is, would you like

to go out on a date with me?

[gasp] Are those VIP tickets
to the opening of Torpedo,

LA's hottest new restaurant?

They sure are.

Hmm.

Wow, Virg.

It's so sweet that you'd
want to share them with me.

But the truth is I
just never thought

of you as more than a friend.

[wind blowing and ice crumbling]

That's OK.

Maybe after our outing,
you'll change your mind.

Oh, maybe you're right.

Maybe I just need to
get to know you better.

[blink blink]

[music playing]

[excited giggle]

Coolio!

It's like being at the
aquarium at feeding time.

Only we're inside the tank.

[water bubbling]

Wow.

Cool.

Allow me.

Hey!

Sorry, Alex.

Uh, not a problem.

I love checking out
a restaurant's floor

before I eat.

[nervous laugh]
- Oh, yup.

It's clean.

[romantic music playing]

Would you care
for an appetizer?

Mmm, it all looks so exotic.

I think I'll have the--

Crusty crustacean
crumbles, buffalo

water wings with [inaudible]
cheese, and the barnacle bites.

Oh.

OK.

You're choosing for me.

I guess that's nice.

[gulp]

[groaning]

Uh, Alex?

You look a little funny.
Are you OK?

[throb throb]

Uh oh.
Oh no!

This dish must have kelp in it.

I'm totally allergic!

I'm really sorry.

I didn't know.

It's fine.

I'm sure my face will
go back to normal size.

[thud]

Eventually.

What's that?

It's the hourly
simulated torpedo blast.

Hang on!

[machinery whining]

[screams] Whoa!

[groans]

[sighs]

Sorry, Alex

Virgil, please don't take
this the wrong way, but three

sorries is a lot for one date.

I think it's best we
just stay friends.

Excuse me.

[music playing]

[sighs] I'm such a loser.

This will definitely
go on my "never do

again in a million years" list.

[sighs] Hey!

Whoa!

[screaming]

Hey, Alex.

Whoa.

Check out that stain.

Or is wearing your
drink the newest fad?

If you go out
with Virgil, it is.

Our date was a total disaster.

[screaming]

[grunting]

Girls, I have an
important mission for you.

Important enough to take me
from my shift at Mali Cafe?

It's seriously cutting into my
chances of winning the Employ

of the Month contest.

Employee of the Month?

You mean that's why you
took over my shift for me?

Oopsie.

Did I forget to
mention that to you?

OK, girls.

Back to the task at hand.

A 10 foot tall character has
been sighted in Beverly Hills.

By character, do you mean
malice-spreading uber baddie?

Well, not exactly.

This one seems to be wearing
red tights and a cape.

Ew.

Fashion disaster much?

Yes.

Well, aside from
his poor attire,

he's also power-lifting
everything

he can get his hands on.

[sighs] In that case, might
as well load us up with gadgets,

Jer.

Bad date.

Hmm.

Well, here you are then.

You'll have to Wind Tunnel


the yoyo lasso, the
inflatable lead anvil,

and a super sticky dry dates.

The healthy way to stop
a villain in his tracks.

Indeed.

Now off you go.

[screaming]

[music playing]

Hope this doesn't
take too long.

I want to work on my
[inaudible] quad shot tonight.

The ideal companion for
a late night study sesh.

Puhlease.

Everyone knows fruity
is the new coffee.

That's why my Chocoberry Blended
will totally win me EOTM.

Don't you agree, Alex?

I think they
both sound delish,

but they're going have to wait.

Look!

[people screaming]

[evil laugh]

Hey!

That's Humungo Man with the kung
fu kick, mortal adversary of

[inaudible].

How can you
possibly know that?

I've never even heard of him.

My nephew has one.

Only his is a toy action figure.

Well, we'd better see what's
up with this real life version.

Come on.

[grunt]

Hi, there, Humungo Man.

Would you mind putting
the car down, please?

Huh?

[laughs] Humungo Man
does what he wants.

And as soon as I show
everyone how strong I am,

they'll all respect me.

[gasp]

Now buzz off.

[crash]

Rude 'tude, dude.

And even after I said please.

I got this one, Clover.

Hiyah!

[metallic thud]

Ahh!

Nice work, Alex.

Yeah.

That'll teach him to mess with
a girl fresh off a bad date.

[laughs]

[growls] Never mess
with Humungo Man!

[gulp]

[groaning]

[gasp]

That serum must be some sort
of humungo muscle concoction.

I wonder if we could
eliminate the evil part--

And add it to
our coffee drinks.

Awesome idea, Sammy.

Hyah!

Whoa!

[screech] Can't believe
I'm going to say this,

but Clover, Sam, focus!

Right.

Let's jet on over and
surround this baddie.

Ha!

We'll just see about that.

[girly warcries]

[evil laugh]

He can fly?

The toy can't do that.

No worries.

I got him!

Hiyah!

[smack]
- Ow!

Hard.

Rock hard.

[thwack]

[screams]

That's just unacceptable.

Hiyah!

Yah!

Hm.

Uh oh.

[flick]

Ugh!

OK, he's really strong.

[evil laugh]

Why fight muscle with muscle
when you can use your gadgets?

Erryah!

[surprised yelling]

Ha!

[thud]

Awesome yoyoing, Alex.

Humungo Man can be detained,
but he cannot be stopped.

That is, like, so
optimistic of you.

But really, we already
won this round.

[grunting and struggling]

And we'll just take
this for safe keeping.

[device beeping]

Hello, ladies.

How's the mission going?

Mission accomplished, Jer.

Baddie secured for pickup.

We'll drop off this humungo
muscle serum in the morning.

Yeah.

Right now, we've got to
jet back to the Mali Cafe.

We better hurry, girls, before
anyone at the Mali Cafe notices

Clover and I are missing.

You're right, Sam.

Our 15 minute breaks
are almost up.

I sure hope it's not too
late to fix things with Alex.

Huh?
Sam?

Clover?
Alex?

What are those crazy
outfits they're wearing?

And how they are flying?

[music playing]

I guess being
spies is fun and all,

but sometimes it so
interferes with other things.

Spies?

Did she just say spies?

That's ridiculous.

[beeping and warbling]

Or not.

No wonder Alex doesn't
want to date me.

Compared to her, I'm
totally ordinary.

Congrats, again, on putting
that baddie in his place, Alex.

Yeah.

Lucky for you, Virgil
was such a lousy date.

He totally revved you up.

[laughter]

Guess that means I'm
going to have to seriously

step up my game if
I ever want to get

on another date with Alex.

[ding]

What's this?

I bet if I looked like you,
Alex would want to date me.

[music playing]

Such a jerk.

I can't believe you're
going out with [inaudible]..

Virgil will be way impressed
when I feng shui Mali Cafe.

All I have to do is
reposition the door, windows,

tables, and coffee bar.
- It's a coffee house, Clover.

As in, it's all about the java?

That's why I'm importing
coffee bean plants

to put at every
table, so customers

can harvest their own beans.

Alex, whose idea
do you like better?

I think the cafe is
great just the way it is.

Time show Alex what
a great guy I am.

Saving her from a speeding
mini tram should do the trick.

[gulp]

Ahh!

[groaning]

[laughs]

[evil laugh]

Hrah!

[gasp]

TOGETHER: Alex!

Don't worry, Alex.

I got you.

[screams]

[crash]

[boom]

Alex, Virgil
totally saved you.

A totally buff Virgil?

Have you, like,
been working out?

Maybe a little.

[grunting]

Well, thanks, Virgil.

That was really heroic.

No biggie.

I do this kind of
thing all the time.

See you around, Alex.

See ya.

Hmm.

[yoga music playing]

Are you sure you should be
taking yogalates class, Alex?

Yeah.

Feel Like, you almost
got majorly squashed.

I feel fine, really.

OK, Virgil, time to show
Alex your next impressive move.

[breathes in and out]

[screaming]

What?

[screaming]

Oh!

Ahh!

Whoa!

TOGETHER: Alex!

Someone turn off
the spin cycle!

I'll save her!

[macho laugh]

Ahh!

Wow, Virgil.

That's, like, twice in one day.

Yeah.

Good thing you were around.

Again.

I don't know what to say.

Thanks, Virgil.

No big deal.

Hmm.

Hmm.

[music playing]

After this, Alex
is sure to like me.

Hrah!
[thud]

- Whoa, what's that?

This is SoCal.

As in, earthquake!

[screaming]

TOGETHER: Alex!

Not again!

Got it.

Hmm?

[ding]

Rrah!

[macho laugh]

Virgil?

You're, like,
everywhere we are today.

Luckily for Alex.

Yeah.

Lucky for me.

Guess I should be
grateful, considering

all these freak accidents.

Grateful enough to go
on another date with me?

Like I said, I think it's
best if we just stay friends.

Especially since I'm discovering
I don't know you at all.

Of course.

I understand.

[growling]

Still not good
enough for you, huh?

Well, I'm not giving up yet.

[gulp]

[groaning and clothes ripping]

[music playing]

Don't worry, Owen.

In a moment's time,
you'll be back to normal.

[owen groaning]

JERRY: Oh my.

That's what you
think, old guy.

Coincidence much?

I mean, hello?

Virgil saved Alex
three times in one day.

And how did he get so
strong all of a sudden?

Yeah.

Like, humungo strong!

[gasp] The serum.

Has anyone seen it lately?

We totally forgot
to send it to Jerry.

You don't think--
- It's gone!

I'm no mathematician, but
it's pretty clear 2 plus 2

equals Humungo Virgil.

Girls, I'm afraid we've
had a little mishap.

Humungo Man-- AKA
Owen-- has just escaped.

Don't worry.
We'll find him.

Well, do hurry.

Oh, and I'm still
waiting for that serum

you were supposed to deliver.

[nervous snickering]

Funny you should
mention that, Jer.

We just realized that
we sort of lost it.

Lost it?!

Well, you'd better
find it ASAP before it

falls into the wrong hands.

We already know
whose hands it's in.

Obviously, Virgil found it
and took it to get humungo.

I just don't understand
why he would do that.

He's such a sweet guy.

Duh.

So he could impress you.

Whoa.

If I wasn't so weird out, I
might actually be flattered.

We'll deal with Virgil later.

Right now, we have
to stop Humungo

Man from terrorizing BH.

[helicopter zooming in]

[screaming]

Bingo.

Hrah!

[crash]

[roar]

Step away from the
cars, you oversized oaf!

Forget it.

Humungo Man won't be
stopped this time.

Rrah!

Hold on!

[screaming]

Hrah!

Rrah!

Whoa!

Ahh!

Look out!

[puppy whimpering]

[gasp] That's it!

I draw the line
at puppy flinging.

[crash]

There you go, little guy.

[puppy whining and yapping]

Come on, girls.

Let's show him our muscles.

Hiyah!

[thwack]

[screaming]

OK, I've had enough.

Time to blow this
humungo maniac away.

[air blowing]

[groaning]

Nooo!

[giggling] Pink is
definitely his color.

[pat pat]

I'll call WOOHP for a pickup.

[crash]

TOGETHER: What?

[music playing]

Unbelievable!

Virgil?

What are you doing here?

There's another
humungo dude in BH

who's getting your attention?

What does a guy have to do
around here to be noticed?

Ha!
Ha!

Ha!

Virgil, stop it!

Make me.

Sammy, why don't
you take this one?

Me?

Uh, no.

I think you should handle it.

I got the last one.

This one's yours.

Girls!

[sigh] Oh, all right.

But if I don't get
Employee of the Month,

it's on your head, Alex.

Hrah!

Hey, Virgil?

I know the timing
is not ideal, but I

was thinking the cafe
could totally benefit

from some feng sh-- whoa!

[squish]
Ok.

Point taken.

No feng shui.

But I've got a
million other ideas.

Hrah!

Hey.

Virgil.

Hyah!

You seem a bit tense.

Let me whip you up my special
blended half-caf spiced chai

mocha.
It's very calming.

Forget it.

I hate decaf!

[thwack]

[thud]

Sheesh.

Fighting for Employee of
the Month is hard work.

I know this is just
the effects of the serum,

so I'm going to do my best
not to hurt you, Virgil.

Too late.

You already hurt me by acting
like you're too good for me.

Me?

You're the one who's
acting all weird.

You totally changed after
we went on our date.

How can I be myself when
you're busy being a spy?

I knew you'd never
give me another chance

unless I was Humungo Virgil!

[thud]

[crash]

Hrah!

This is all because
you want another date?!

Fine.

I'll give you another date.

[thud]

Ow!

A super sticky
date, to be exact!

[device charging]

Yah!

[rapid firing]

[thud]

[growling and groaning]

Hmm!

Whoa.

Nice toss, Alex.

Yeah!

Way to go.

[WHISPERING] She is
so not getting EOTM.

Don't worry, girls.

Owen and Virgil will only be
in the containment facility

long enough to be
returned to normal.

They won't remember a thing
about their humungo mischief.

Good.

Because EOTM announcement
is in a few hours.

Huh?

And I'm sure to be the winner.

Duh.

Maybe if I didn't exist.

Well, I'm glad.

Just because
Virgil's a lousy date

doesn't mean I want him
going to WOOHP jail.

Hmm.

[music playing]

[whistling]

Hi, Sam.
Hey, Hey, Virg.

I'll be with you
as soon as I finish

alphabetizing the pastries.

Uh, Biscotti, croissant, danish.

Hmm.

How's it going, Clover?

Great!

I'll have the beans
polished in just a jif.

There you go.

Enjoy.

[chime-y music playing]

Can I have your
attention, please?

I'd like to Announce
our very first

Employee of the Month winner.

It's none other than Alex!

[cheering and applause]

[thud]

Me?

That's right.

Now, time for your prize.

How can that be?

We worked so hard.

Jerry must have
erased all the stuff

we've been doing
from Virgil's memory

when he brought
him back to normal.

Of course.

That's why neither of us won.

[groaning]

Here's your brand new
eco-friendly car, Alex.

Yay!

A whole month of
eco-friendly driving.

Huh?

Yahoo!

Uh--

[kissing sound]

So, I was thinking.

Maybe if you wanted, I
could go for a ride with you

in your new prize?

Hmm.

On one condition.

You promise to just be yourself.

Really?

If I didn't like
you for who you are,

Virgil, I wouldn't be going out
with you in the first place.

You got yourself a deal.

Oof!

Ahh!

[embarrassed laugh]

OK.

Be yourself.

But Like don't open
any doors for me, OK?

[laughter]

[theme music]

[filmrise sound effect]