06x03 - Vide-O-No!

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[theme - dza, "720"]

THEME SONG: Sam,
Clover, Alex, woo!

We love the fashion world.

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents causewe never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S!

We are Totally Spies!

Flawless design,
intense action.

Whoever designed this gamedeserves a pat on the back!

[triumphant video game music]

Huh?

Huh, another game to test?

Well, at least the disk
is flashy, heh heh.

[static]

[gasp]

[wind gusting]

Aah!

ALEX AND CLOVER: [sigh] [sighs]

SAM: Guys, what are you doing?

You missed our study
date in the library.

That's because we're scopingout hotties and cuties.

Studying can wait.

I should've known.

Hotties and cuties
for you, Sammy.

For me?
Why didn't you say so?

Check out that super hottie!

Ha ha ha!

SAM: He looks totally jocky,but I'm kind of looking

for someone majorly brainy.

Don't be so judgy, Sammy.

How about him?

[sighs]

CLOVER: Or him?

ALEX: Or him?

That one's too
cool for school.

That one thinks he's
hot but he's so not.

[gasp] But that one
just might be Mr. Right!

More like Mr.
Yeah Right to you.

He is way out of your league.

But if you're boy shopping,Sammy, I could lend

you one of my hand me downs.

Thanks, Mandy, but she doesn'tneed your second hand boys.

Besides, after dating you,they're probably damaged goods.

[boom]

Huh?

Ooh!

Hey!

How about that super cutie?

I guess he's cute in
a grandpa sort of way.

m I'm Dean Warden.

And it has come to my
attention that there

were three students
roaming around campus

very late at night.

Well, Dean, why don'tyou tell someone in charge?

I am in charge,
and it's Mr. Warden,

the new dean of students.

And I'm quite sure
it was you three.

In fact, I have the
footage right here.

[rumbling]

GIRLS: [scream] Aah!

A well balanced whoop
if ever I saw one.

Jerry!

There's this weird
Warden guy who's

like, this total busybody!

But don't worry, I
have just the gadget

that will alert you when thisdean fellow is approaching.

Uh, Jer, penny for
your thoughts as to how

this penny will help,
because I still can't

make heads or tails of it.

This is a state of the
art mini penny tracker--

worth a lot more than
one cent, I assure you.

Once placed on
the dean's person,

an alarm will sound
on your compowders

when the tracker is near.

GIRLS: Cool!

If only someone hadplaced one of these devices

on the prominent
video game developer

who has gone missing underrather strange circumstances.

Strange?

What do you mean?

JERRY: Security
footage doesn't show

the gamer leaving
the company premises,

and his whereabouts are unknown.

I need you to
investigate at once.

But first things first,
it's gadget time.

A totally tough as
nails polish remover,

able to remove layers of thickconcrete with one application.

A heat-seeking hairdryer, hot enough to melt

anything in its path.

And signal-jamming earbuds.

Music to my ears.

Quite the contrary.

They produce digital
waves powerful enough

to crash the most stable
of digital platforms.

And speaking of platforms--

GIRLS: [surprised shouts]

Remind me again
why we had to land

on the roof instead ofgoing through the front door

like normal people?

Because we're not normalpeople, we're Totally Spies.

And the games they
make in this building

are over the top secret.

They wouldn't be too psychedto find us snooping around.

Done!

Which is why they'll
never know we're here.

[crash]

Unless they have ears!

GIRLS: [gasp]

Sounds like we just landedin a major battle ground.

The good new is
they probably didn't

hear us cave in their roof.

Let's check it out.

ALEX: So this is the
major battleground?

Just a gaggle of
gamers geeking out?

SAM: Yes.

But with their eyes
glued to their screens,

they won't spot us
snooping around.

I know what you're doing here.

[gasp] You do?

Yeah.

You broke in, dressed as
Orps from Planet Glurg,

hoping to get Seth Nathanto autograph your game.

Uh, yep, that's what we did.

Wait, what's Let's Orp?

Where's Planet Glurg?

And who's Seth Nathan?

Only the greatest gamedesigner in Silicon Valley!

But he's gone missing.

We're all worried, becausehe never leaves the compound.

He practically
lives in his office.

Well, since we
did come all the way

from Glurg to meet
Seth, maybe you could

show us where his office is?

Sorry, off limits.

You're going to have to leave--

COMPUTER VOICE: Avatar
adjustment accepted.

[mischeveous laughter]

Toby, leave my avatar alone!

Don't you dare change
me into a troll!

[elevator ding]

He lives in here
but there's no shower?

This uber nerd must uber reek.

[gasp] He's not an uber nerd.

He's a geek chic super cutie!

Too bad he's unavailable.

Really unavailable.

Looks like something
broke out of his screen.

Now that's some
serious 3D action.

Look at Seth's sensitive eyes.

I'll bet wherever he
is, he's really scared.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

GIRLS: [gasp]

Hopefully not as
scared as you, Sam.

Guys, that doorslammer wasjust snooping on our snooping!

After him!

Whoa!

I know we cut a
hole in the roof,

but there's no way
it's snowing inside.

We're in Cali!

Some sloppy geek probablyspilled their slushy drink.

Well, if that
drink was slushy,

why aren't our clothes soggy?

Maybe the guy with the glowingdisk in his hand knows.

This is not the kind ofboy chasing I had in mind.

Oh, we missed him!

Whoevs he was, we
better send whatevs

this is to Jer for analysis.

Good idea.

Let's grab a sample and go.

Ha ha ha ha!

Whoa!

[crash]

SAM: [gasp] There's the dean.

Time for another dumpster dive.

[whistling]

That was majorlyclose, and majorly gross.

If we don't get that
tracking penny on him,

this dean problem will
be tough to get rid of.

Ugh!

Not as tough as it'll beto get rid of that smell.

Pee-yew!

Hey!

He's totally spying on us.

Come on, guys, we can do this.

Slipping a penny on the
dean will be a cakewalk.

[gasp and thumping]

Huh?

[audio out]

Finally, we can
conduct our spy

business without the
dean sticking his nose

where it doesn't belong.

Ha!

Already in the dean's bad books?

Isn't it funny how trouble justseems to find you losers, nyah!

Yet we still can't avoid you.

[gasp] And the paparazzijust can't avoid me!

I'll Get more free pub if Ilook like I'm avoiding them.

Aah!

No pictures!

No, really, no!

SAM: I don't believe
what I'm seeing.

Yeah. this is a new
low, even for Mandy.

No, I mean the
dean is right there

and our compowders
didn't go off.

I can't believe
Jerry cheaped out

on the penny tracking device.

Come on, the WHOOP
chopper is waiting.

GIRLS: Whoa!

[helicopter in flight]

Ladies, there's
trouble lurking.

Forget trouble.

There's a dean lurking.

Your tracking thingy
is a dud, Her.

That creepy Warden creptup on us without warning.

What's that about?

Right question, wrong topic.

A game developer making
an in-store appearance

to promote her
latest video endeavor

is under attack in Tokyo.

You need to find out whatthat's about at once.

We're all over it, Jer.

Kind of like that dean
is all over us because

of your lousy penny tracker.

JERRY: Hm.

Ta-ta.

[video game sh**ting]

[gasp]

[LASERS sh**ting AND PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Whoa.

That game is like full
on virtual reality.

Because it is reality.

Maybe it's just
some over-the-top

publicity stunt to get thecrowd stoked for her game.

[panicked screaming]

If it is, the stunt crashed.

The customers are
totally freaked out.

That's the frostiest
looking snowman ever.

[scream]

That was quite the
disappearing act.

Well, time to melt some snow.

[growls]

[gasp] It's not working!

Don't tell me Jer gave usanother gadget gone wrong.

It's not working becausethat snowman isn't real.

He's pixelated.

Oh no!

Hey, check out that guy.

He's controlling
that big snowman.

Well, things are about toget out of control for him!

[snowman growls]

Aah!

Ha ha!

Yes!

This place so needs
better screen savers,

because our rescuemission was a major bust.

I hope the surveillancemonitor isn't majorly busted,

because we need to find thatsnow creature and that guy

with the out of controller!

No need.

I slipped the tracking pennyin his pocket during the fight.

Yeah!

Yeah, Sam!

Way to unpick his pocket!

OK, let's recap what we know.

There's a freaky
snowman on the loose,

which might explain
that slushy stuff

we found back at gaming lab.

But we still don't know whysomeone would want to make

two game developers disappear.

[compowder rings]

Girls, things are
escalating rapidly.

There are more game
game developers missing.

I should also inform you thatthe snowy substance you sent

was not frozen water, but ahigh tech, simulated snow,

made to look and feel
real, but unable to be

melted at any temperature.

Thanks, Jer.

We'll save Seth,
whatever it takes.

And the other gamers?

Oh yeah, yeah, them too.

[giggling]

A garage in the burbs?

not exactly the scary,evil lair I was picturing.

SAM: Coast seems clear.

[gasp]

[gasp] And I was wrong.

This place is scary--

scary messy!

Ew!

Ew, ew!

Eww!

Huh?

Eugh.

Hey, look what I found.

Wow, Sammy.

That sock is so stinky,
it's glowing green.

CLOVER: So you found
the green desk, Sam.

We don't have time
for some lame game,

we need to find
some lame gamers.

Seth isn't lame!

I mean-- let's see
what the game is.

Help!

We're stuck in here!

Get us out of here!

This is no game.

But it's going to be game overfor them if we don't help.

Good pep talk, Sam.

But we need to get in thegame by getting in the game.

I wonder what kind oftwisted, evil, messy genius

would do this.

I would.

[gasp]

[evil laughter]

Who are you?

Skip Joystick.

And what are you doing
in my mom's garage?

And what are you doing
in your mom's garage?

Aren't you a little old?

You're right.

I shouldn't be living here.

I should be in a mansionliving off the millions made

from my video game creations.

But they were all rejected
by the so-called gaming

gurus you see trapped in thegame, begging for their lives.

For a guy who looks like heshould be used to rejection,

you don't handle it well.

Why should I?

They're all fools
for not knowing

gaming gold when they see it.

Look at these.

"Sonic Ultra Button Bash."

"Turbo Empty Can
Recycling Race."

And the piece de resistance, Ihave created a technology that

released the character frommy latest gaming invention,

"Raging Snowman's Xmas Revenge."

And while my cold-heartedsnow creature wreaks havoc,

those gamers are being
controlled by me.

How can a guy smart enough tocreate techie stuff like that

be lame enough to create
games as weak as those?

Whatevs.

You can explain it
to WHOOP authorities.

Skip Joystick answers
to no authority--

except my mom.

Well, you better
tell me you're

going to be late for dinnerfor the next 10 to 20 years.

Ha ha ha!

[growls]

Aah!

Enjoy the game, ladies.

SKIP'S MOM: What's
going on in there?

Nothing, mother.

GIRLS: [screaming]

Whoa!

[sigh] Nice catch!

And such strong arms.

Huh?

Thanks.

Uh, sorry to
spoil your moment,

but we need to get
out of here right now.

This world is
pixelating around us.

[evil laughter]

I can't believe
this is happening.

Actually, it's
quite believable,

but it requires afundamental understanding

of hexadecimal
language, which is

easier to comprehend than binarycode, but a whole lot harder

than English.

[giggle]

Oh, sure, now you
figure out how to flirt.

SKIP: Ha ha!

The technical difficultiesyou're experiencing

are about to end permanently.

The game will
crash, depixelating

into a black void
of nothing, taking

you with it in 30 seconds.

Ha ha ha ha!

[crying]

CLOVER: Come on, guys.

Pull it together.

We need an exitstrategy, like, right now!

Come on brainiacs,
we can do this!

We've been playing games asdangerous as our whole lives.

Let's show everyone
really made of.

[scream]

I know a way out!



You guys speak hexi
language, right?

Oh!

I do, but can you
translate for my friends

when we run for our lives?

Guys!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hay!

That might be our
portal out of this game.

And that frozen
water slide might

just be our ticket to reach it.

That almost hit me!

[laugh]

ALEX: Better put
on ear protection--

like these
signal-jamming earbuds.

Of course!

Jerry is a genius.

Oh.

Is Jerry your boyfriend?

GIRLS: Huh?

[laughing]

What are you laughing at?

You have four seconds untilyou're permanently deleted!

SKIP'S MOM: Skip!

Did you take out thetrash like I asked you to?

Not now, mother,
I'm in the middle

of something very important!

Come on, guys.

Time to plow the snow
and get to that portal!

Huh?

Agh!

[gasp]

Ha ha ha!

Whoa!

[electronic shorting]

[gasp]

[shouting]

You destroyed my game
and my life's work!

And you ruined my mom's
monitor and her garage.

I'm going to be so grounded!

But it'll be worth it
to see you destroyed.

[growling]

They're going to destroy US?

I have two words to say
to that, puh, and leeze!

Ew!

You ruined me outfit?

Oh, now it's personal!

[scream]

Button downed!

[sizzling]

Aah!

Hands off!

Why?

Because I'm a girl and you'reworried I have cooties?

Because I so don't.

Huh?

Mommy, mommy, mommy!

Sorry, Skip, but your
game has a bug in it.

And you know you do with a bug?

You squish it!

[gasp] [scream] No!

SKIP'S MOM: Everything
OK in there?

Uh, yeah.

Just hanging out with
some new friends, mom.

Yeah, and you'll be hangingout with some newer friends

at WOOHP.

Ahem.

Listen, um, Sam.

I was wondering if maybeyou'd want to-- you know--

go out sometime, with me.

I know this cute
little vintage arcade

that has these old
school video games and--

- Sounds fun!
- It does?

I mean.[clears throat] Thank you.

Heh.

Mission accomplished, spies.

Make that two
missions accomplished.

Saved some lives and got a date.

And the stealth mode
on the WHOOP chopper

helped us avoid the nosy dean.

Until now!

We'll sneak in through
the back entrance.

[gasp]

Aah!

Two deans?

That's way worse than one!

And that's why the pennytracker didn't seem to work,

and why it seemed like
there are two of you.

There are two of you!

So which one of you deansis the kinder, gentler Warden?

Sneaking in through
a prohibited back door?

I think a pink slip
is very appropriate.

Remember Remember, we're
always watching you.

Great.

Now we're going to have
to try twice as hard

to avoid their prying eyes.

Alex, what are you doing?

Just making sure there isn'tanother dean on the loose.

They could be triplets.

Or quadruplets, or quintuplets!

[laughter]

[theme song]