06x06 - Grabbing the Bully by the Horns

[bunniefuu]

THEME SONG: Sam,
Clover, Alex, woo!

We love the fashion world, yeah!

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

Plus, we never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are totally spies.

[cat meowing]

[dark dramatic music]

[cat meowing]

[door bell rings]

[shouting]

[yawning]

[shouts]

I am here for revenge.

[shouting]

[upbeat music]

It's so cool.

Oh!

Best fashion
history design class

ever in the history of history!

Don't you think, guys?

Clover, you say that
after every class.

True, but today I
had a thrilliant brain

burst of creativity
and came up with what

will totally be rememberedas the greatest fashion

accessory of the century!

The Clover Infinity
Loop earrings.

[upbeat music]

[gasps]

Wow, they look great butisn't the first rule of fashion

to design clothes
that are safe to wear?

Safe?
What do you mean?

[shouts]

See, this is why it's
so awesome that we're

taking fashion design together.

We can critique each
other's projects.

Like those genes
you designed, Sam.

What, you don't like them?

No, I love them.

They're way styling.

But they have so
many secret pockets,

it sort of screams hello,I'm a spy in spy jeans.

[gasps]

Uh, I need to hit
the little spies room

and take care of
this hair-tastrophe.

[shouts]

No admittance, ladies.

This is a private restroom.

Please, take your
business elsewhere.

Private?
Since when?

Yeah.

And why do you
looks so familiar?

Because, losers
three, he's Duke Gatlan.

He's super famous for playinga bodyguard in tons of movies.

And now, since I'mfamous, he's my bodyguard!

[grunting]

Wait, you're popular,
we got it the first 100

times you told us.

Now if you're super
cute bodyguard is done

being a big lean
bully machine, let

me through so I can fix my do!

[smooth music]

Typical.

I wouldn't expect any
of you would understand

the pressures of popularity.

Hey!

[grunting]

STUDENT: Hey!

Every time I thinkMandy can't get any worse,

she just gets better at it.

[rumbling]

[shouting]

Ah, hello, ladies.

I trust I wasn't interruptinganything important?

Come on, dear, that'snever bothered you before.

Yes, that is true.

But it's polite to
ask once in a while.

[stomach rumbling]

Jerry, did you have thesardine burrito for lunch

again?

I wanted it to be a surprise,but Oinky hasn't learned

the art of stealth quite yet.

Oinky!

You've come back to me.

Dreams do come true!

[lighthearted music]

Aww.

Now there's a
sentimental moment

for the Whoop photo album.

Oh, did you miss me?

Did you have enough
mud to play in?

Do you need your
little hooves buffed?

Alex, really likes that pig.

Guys, didn't you miss Oinky?

Kiss him!

Alex!

Stop!

Oinky has to live
with us, doesn't he?

Nobody else could give hima better home than the three

of us.

Uh, I'm no so surethat's a good idea, Alex.

He probably wouldn't
like our place.

You know, not enough mud.

But, but, but but hecould find truffles for us.

He's cleaner than a
dog, and he's so cute!

[pig whimpers]

[alarm ringing]

Sounds like spot oftrouble, best check it out.

Whoop is receiving reportsof a menacing being sighted

on the beaches of Hawaii.

[gasps]

I never say no to a tripto Hawaii, right, girls?

Right!

Right!

Present and ready for spyness.

Let's go to Alaska!

Hawaii.

There, too.

[dramatic music]

Here are your
gadgets for today.

The Bur Bracelet, which
blasts a subzero energy

that can shatter metal.

The Unmuffle Earmuffs, whichcan hear up to a 100,000 hertz

range.

Those may not blend
in so well in Hawaii.

But these will, theSolar Roller Shades, a pair

of sunglasses that store
up the sun's energy

and blast a destructiveheat ray when fully charged.

Hope they come with
a fireproof case.

But, of course.

And finally, the Beach BallBooties, for when you need

some extra bounce on the beach.

Oh, and I almost forgot,
your Floating Hands-free

Capability's Compowder.

[lound blast]

[machines murmuring]

Cool.

Good luck, ladies.

I'll take care of
Oinky, until you return.

[shouting]

[laid back music]

[laughing]

Hmm, love it.

Don't forget, we're
not on vacation, Clover.

As tempting as it is, we needto keep an eye out for trouble.

Hey!

[cheering]

[grunts]

Clover, Alex, Check
this out, their tracks!

Something heavy by
the looks of it,

and they definitely don't matchany of the local vehicles.

I think we're dealing
with some kind of robot.

But what would a robot
be doing in Hawaii?

[screaming]

Huh?

[crash]

I think we have our robot.

Look!

[dramatic rock music]

[screaming]

All right, Mr. Roboto,
stop right there!

[crash]

I have no business withyou so step aside, ladies,

or I'll make you step aside.

You know I'm missing agreat luau and some hunky

ukelele music because of you.

[screaming]

[dark dramatic music]

Lucky for you, I gotta go.

[shouting]

[screaming]

Aye!

What's going on?

Let me go!

[coughing]

Now we know want he washere for, to kidnap that guy.

And he's getting away!

That's what he thinks.

Ding-ding, time for round two!

[intense rock music]

We have to catch
up or we'll lose him.

The Beach Ball Booties.

[grunts]

[intense rock music]

Deflate and Attack
formation, girls.

Come and get it.

Is that all you've got?

Huh?

Never give up and
never surrender.

Let's bring it, girls.

[intense rock music]

Ya!

Hi-ya!

Ouch.

Owe!

Whoa!

Well, I knocked a
piece off of him.

Na-na You can't get me.

[screaming]

Now here's a classic frompage one of the Bully Handbook.

Eat sand!

[screaming]

Time to go.

[screaming]

I hope the Solar RollerShades are all charged up.

[screaming]

That's not some
regular robot, it

is a full on nasty bully-bot.

Better get this to Jerand the big brains at Whoop

and find out where
this thing came from.

[dark music]

[computer beeping]

[upbeat music]

Phew!

Fighting that metal
menace was a workout.

Lucky, I have a free
period next so I

can relax in the penthouse.[pig grunting]

[gasp]

[pig grunting]

[cheerful music]

Ah, look at him.

What a loyal little
oinker Oinky is.

Aren't you, Oink
[grunting like a pig]..

Oh, I have to take
a picture of this.

Oinky visits campus.

No pictures.

No paparazzi.

[dramatic music]

Hey.

[screaming]

That means you, Shorty.

Great job, Duke, but couldyou be a little more insulting

next time?

Shorty is accurate butbarely nasty, right, Alex?

Huh?

Are we clear for cafeteria?

Check.

How long is a latte line?

Buh-bye.

Forget about Mandy, Alex.

She just got up on the wrongside of the broom today.

Thanks, Clover.

I have to class so can you dropOinky off at the penthouse?

[gasps]

Oh, uh.

Uh?

OK, Alex, but he
better stay away

from my expensive
facial mud creme.

[computer beeping]

[sinister laughing]

Mandy, you are the last
one I have been seeking.

Uh, of course, you have.

Everyone wants to hang withMandy, even the losers that

play Hacky Sack in the quad.

But I don't have time forthis, I have an appointment

for a very expensive pedicure.

[screaming]

Duke!

Listen, buddy,
nobody and no thing

enters Mandy's personal spacewithout her approval, got it?

You know what?

I'd like to do that line again.

I didn't really feel that one.

Me, neither.

Hey, that was my exclusivecelebrity bodyguard.

He better not have
a scratch on him.

[screaming]

Duke, help!

[screaming]

Someone's screaming,
but it's too far

away to tell where they are.

Wait.

[screaming]

That sounds like Mandy.

And she's in trouble.

Ugh, Why does it
have to be Mandy?

Alex, Sam, we've got trouble.

I'm sending you thecoordinates on campus now.

She was right here,
my earmuffs said so.

Look, there's
her designer purse.

She'd never go
anywhere without it

Well there was no onearound that saw anything.

A witness would be helpful.

We've got the only
witness we need,

the returning cutest memberof our super spy team, Oinky!

[pig grunting]
Oink, oink.

[pig oinking]

Oink, oink, oink.

[pig oinking]

Oink, oink.

[pig oinking]

Oh, really?

That's incredible.

What did he say?

I have no idea.

[sigh]

Alex, Clover, get down here.

I found something.

It's the same tracks
that we found in Hawaii.

The bully-bot was here.

So it took Mandy?

But why?

Good afternoon, ladies.

Jerry, the robot was
here and it took Mandy.

Then we haven't time to waste.

I have the analysis of the robotarmor fragment you sent me.

It appears it was built
from pieces of rides

at the Village of
Thrills Amusement Land.

It's located near Mount
Fujiyama in Japan.

Ooh, cotton candy!

Thanks, Jer.

Looks like our
next stop is Japan.

Indeed.

Good luck, spies.

Mmm.

[dark mysterious music]

[hawk screeches]

Hmm, I think it's
been a while since folks

tilt-a-whirled around here.

It's been deserted for years.

No!

But what about the, the--

I'll always miss
you, cotton candy.

[train whistle blows]

[screaming]

[train whistle blowing]

[creepy carnival music]

[gasps]

I'm not the only one thatthinks that's a little weird,

right?

I think he's
hiding his tracks.

He could be anywhere.

There's more than one
way to track a robot.

[muffled noises]

I can hear something.

I think it might be Mandyand our kidnapped beach hunk.

Over there!

[shouting]

[gasps] It's coming
from in here.

[grunting]

That's they guy
from the beach.

But who are these other dudes?

And what does Mandy
have to do with this?

[door sqeaks]

Who's there?

I've located the client.

Stand down on the perimeter.

I'm on the bad guys.

Who are you talking to?

Nobody, pretty
convincing, right?

That'll show the Academy fornot recognizing my talent

in the Best Bodyguard category.

But, first, I must deal
with you Mandy-nappers.

Us?

But we didn't--

[screams]

[shouting]

All right, spies, let's
do it right this time.

[intense music]

[screaming]

Love that hands-free mode.

Can you guys hear me?

Loud and clear, Sam.

What do we do now?

I say we break out
of here and teach

that me robots some manners.

Or, how about you justhang out there and be quiet,

while I finally get my revenge!

Revenge?

But the first rule
of robotics is

that it's impossible for
robots to seek revenge,

which means who are you?

My name is Timmy.

Timmy?

The great evil scary
robot is named Timmy?

That's no robot.

Correct.

I am no robot, but merelya man and a robotic bully

suit I built to getrevenge on these bullies.

Huh?

I worked at this parkyears ago for one summer.

It was beautiful then.

I made the deliciousVillage of Thrills Thrizzle

blueberry flavored slushies.

I loved every second of myjob, until these jerks showed

up and ruined everything!

[dark dramatic music]

Ah!

Whoa!

[snickering]

Now I can't even look atslushies without thinking

of how puny and weak I was.

But her, she was the meanest
and worst of them all!

Look at this picture
of what she did

right after these bullies left.

[dark dramatic music]

[grunts]

[whimpers]

[grunting]

[laughing]

[grunting]

Big deal!

First off, that is
not me being mean,

that is just me on a Tuesday!

Second, what is with
those lame outfits?

Pay attention.

You and these jerks were ona school trip that summer,

and you did it to me every day!

Ugh, that's terrible.

Mandy, have you ever
not been a total Mandy?

Timmy, we understand
why you feel this way,

but a robot bully
suit isn't the answer.

Wrong!

It's the only answer.

Now it's time for the
fun to really begin.

[dark music]

Let the the bully
gauntlet begin.

Bully gauntlet?

Nothing about that sounds good.

[grunting]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[sinister laugh]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Bulls eye.

Halarious.

[screaming]

Oh no, not that.

Anything but gum in my hair.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

Oh, no.

It's the end of the line.

Next stop Slushie Town.

[screaming]

The Bur Bracelet, that
could get us out but I

can't reach it to activate it.

Fear not, Sam.

I have just the
fashion accessory

to end this not-so-fun house.

[intense music]

Gotta love those Clover
Infinity Loop earrings.

[intense music]

[dark dramatic music]

[dark dramatic music]

[screaming]

The suit is controlling
the gauntlet.

We need to shut it down.

You guys take care of Timmy.

I'll stop the gauntlet.

Oh no!

I'm gummed!

Let's make slushy
out of him, girls.

[intense music]

[screaming]

Hey!

[screaming]

Ah-ha.

Alex.

[crash]

[grunting]

[thuderous blast]

[crash]

Yes!

No, don't!

This suit wasn't
designed to withstand

slushies of this magnitude.

[upbeat rock music]

Whoa!

No!

My beloved vengance!

[thunderous explosions]

We have to get everyone
out before this place

collapses on top of us.

[screaming]

You too, Timmy bot.

[thunderous explosions]

[grunting]

Where have you been?

What kind of lousey
bodyguard are you?

I quit.

I'm going back to pretending tobe a bodyguard in the movies,

it's way safer.

You can't quit.

You're fired!

Come back here so I
can fire you, Duke!

[laughing]

Duke!

Duke!

Great job, ladies.

And don't fret,
I'll take everyone

back to Whoop Headquartersand erase any memory of this.

Is there any way you
can make these guys

forget to be bullies?

And while we're at it, can wemake Mandy forget to be Mandy?

[laughing]

I'm sorry, spies, itjust doesn't work that way.

Now let's be off.

Cotton candy!

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

Why won't you let
me drive you, Mandy?

I am not in the mood forcarts today, thank you very not!

And I don't know why.

[shouting]

What is that pig doing
blocking the door!

Oh, no biggie, Mandy.

Oinky's just our new bodyguard.

[shouting]

[laughing]

[upbeat music]