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06x12 - Mandy Doll Mania!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Totally Spies!". Aired: 3 November 2001 – 3 October 2013.*
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The series focuses on the adventures of three teenage girls from Beverly Hills, California – Clover, Sam, and Alex – who live a double life as secret agents working for the World Organization of Human Protection (WOOHP).

06x12 - Mandy Doll Mania!

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[totally spies theme song]

[beeping]

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We love the fashion world.

Yeah!

[yelling]

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

Because we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are

[expl*si*n]

Totally Spies.

[fireworks]

[electronic beeping]

[club music blaring]

CLOVER: Bye!

ALEX: Bye!

What an amazing party.

Ooh, I've got my favevanilla almond bath buds.

Great music, yummy food.

[gasps]
Cool!

Tickets to the Malibu Marathon.

A party is just not aparty without free swag bags.

Ooh, I got lipstick
from Plethora.

I love that store.

[mysterious beeping]

[chewing gum]

Ew!

Just not this shade.

How about we hit
the shops tomorrow.

You can exchange it for amore Clover-esque color.

Great thinking, Sammy!

Enjoy the good
times while they

last, girls, because all goodthings must come to an end.

A bitter end.

[dorky evil laugh]

[electronic beeping]

After Clover exchanges
her lipstick,

why don't we grab some lunch?

Count me and my
tummy in, Sammy.

[stomach grumbles]

[gasps]

All this shopping
is making me hungry.

No!

It can't be!

Are those?!

[gasps]

[gasping]

[alex gasps]

[sam gasps]

CLOVER: Oh no!

ALL: Mandy dolls?!

Uh.

The resemblance
sure is uncanny.

MANDY: I was super
stoked when that toy

designer contacted me to designmy own own line of Mandy dolls.

Soon every girl's
going to want one,

and yours truly will
be a household name.

TRENT: Whatever you say, Mandy.

Meet Malibu Mandy,
she loves the beach,

Cowgirl Mandy adores
the great outdoors,

Career Mandy is as
smart as she is stylish.

Smart?

That's a bit of astretch, don't you think?

I'll tell you what's
not a stretch, me,

sitting back, watching
the sales flow in,

and my popularity surge.

Better get your Mandydolls while you still can!

Later losers.

[nasally laugh]

As if the real Mandy
isn't annoying enough.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, I've totally
lost my appetite.

[electricity crackling]

Excellent.

I can't wait to test you out.

[siren blaring]

Huh?

Oh my, better
bring in the girls.

Seriously, Mandy dolls?

[scoffs]

I feel like my entireworld's gone topsy-turvy.

[beep]
[gasp]

[air wooshing]

That's not the entireworld, just the mail box.

Prepare for WOOHPage!

ALL: Whoa!

[yelling]

[phone ringing]

[thud]

Yes, I'm already on it.

[cell ringing]

See you at 5:00, sharp.

No mom, I haven't
eaten my veggies today.

[potions sizzling]

Hey Jer?

Yo, Jer.

Earth to Jer.

Oh, hello, spies.

WOOHP has just received analert of the highest order.

Top secret AI tech is missingfrom a military facility

in the New Mexico desert.

AI as in artificial
intelligence?

Precisely.

You're to investigate
right away.

[mechanical clunk]

[squeals]

Good luck, spies.

Hm?

Uh, Jer, aren't you
forgetting something?

As in you always give us thelowdown on the gadget goods.

Oh my, yes, of course.

For today's mission you've gotthe bubble blaster invisibility

shield, the headbandilluminator, a precision lip

balm laser, and
the instant, highly

concentrated mega fog spray.

[magical whirring]

Goodbye to you too!

[yelling]

[electronic beeping]

[car engine revving]

ALL: Woohoo!

[upbeat fun music playing]

OK, was it just me,
or did Jer seem even

more workaholic than usual?

Not to mention
completely forgetful.

Maybe he's just stressed withall the things he was juggling.

No pun intended.
[beeping]

SAM: Whoa.
[beeping continues]

Hang on!

[car bumping around]

[girls yelling]

Hey, watch it, Sammy!

Yeah, I'd like to get toour mission in one piece.

Don't blame me, blame the GPS.

[tires screeching]

[mysterious music]

SAM: Guard tower, check.


fence, check.

Armed guards at
every doorway, check.

The military obviously
doesn't want anyone

on the outside getting in.

Or maybe they don't wantwhatever's inside getting out.

only one way to find
out, we go in on foot.

Uh, Sammy, I'm pretty surethe guards will see us coming.

Hm.

That's why Jer gave us this,bubble blaster invisibility

shield, do your thing!

[blaster powers up]

Cool!

[giggles]

SAM: Stay close, girls.

[beeping]

[gates buzz open]

[gates buzz close]

You spies are good.

Luckily, I'm better.

[chews gum]

[pops]

My compowder says we're comingup to the lab on our right.

This is it.

OK, who wants to go in first?

Time to turn the bubble blasterinvisibility shield off.

[beeps off]

Hm?

Hey, girls, check this out.

This container looks
about the right size

to hold a small AI chip.

[alex gasps]

Oh, this is bad.

Sure, gum isn't great
for your teeth, Alex,

but I would exactly call it bad.

No, the gum wrapper.

It has a WOOHP logo on it.

Since when does WOOHP
have its own gum?

[ANGRILY] And why
haven't we gotten any?

[grunts]

I don't know, but it
looks like whoever stole

the AI chip has ties to WOOHP.

Oh, this is bad.

See?

Told you.

Before we start jumpingto any crazy conclusions,

let's send it to
Jer for analysis.

Agreed?
[power shuts down]

Correct me if I'm
wrong, but it's never

a good sign when the
lights mysteriously

go out during a mission.
[whap]

SAM: Ouch!

Somebody just kicked
me in the ankle.

[womp]

ALEX: Something just
pinched my foot.

[whirring]
CLOVER: Hey!

Something just ran over
my perfect pedicure.

SAM: We need some lights.

CLOVER: Got it!
Uh?

[ITEM MYSTERIOUSLY WOOSHING ABOUT]

Huh?

Someone tell me I'm not theonly one who just saw that.

[lights click on]

[all gasp]

Who are you, and what areyou doing inside my lab?

Correction, my destroyed lab.

We're, uh, the
cleaning crew, and we

were just about to go on break.

[items clatter to floor]
- Huh?

Come back here!

[alarm blaring]

[panting]

Hey, where'd they go?

[laughing]

OK, who or what in the
world just attacked us?

I have no idea,
but whatever it was,

it's obviously not into fashion.

Not only did it
run over my foot,

it left tire tracks on my uni!

I've got two itsy-bitsypuncture wounds on my foot.

[boot squeaking off]

Ouch!

They really smart.

Maybe it was some kind ofanti-intruder security system?

Hm?

Anyway, we better
send this WOOHP gum

wrapper to Jerry for analysis.

Maybe he can shed some
light on this wacko day.

You know what's really wacko?

[grunts]

I'm almost excited
to get back to class.

[car revving]

Please, everyone, remain calm.

Mandy will sign all
your dolls, eventually.

I can't believe it, the Mandydolls are actually popular.

You're just jealous becauseI have my own line of dolls,

and you don't!

[YELLING] Trent!

Get rid of these goggers.

We need to make room
for actual fans.

Whatever you say, Mandy.

Hey, back off.

[spy phone rings]

Saved by the Jer.

I had the lab analyzethe gum wrapper you found.

It turns out it's
standard WOOHP issue,

and it has a delicious
minty flavor.

[liquid pouring]

[poofs]

So someone on the inside isresponsible for the missing

microchip?

Well, yes, and no.

Well, which is it, Jer?

Yes or no?

Yes, it is someone on
the inside, far inside,

but not a WOOHP employee.

Prisoners of the containmentfacility all true

WOOHP issue gum.
- Prisoners?

Have any escaped lately?

Not to my knowledge,
but prisoners

who have served their time arereleased on a near daily basis.

Any one of them could havebeen chewing WOOHP issue gum.

Can you send us the listof recently released baddies?

Maybe we'll recognize
one of the names.

On the triple.

Uh, Jer, don't you
mean on the double?

No, on the triple
is much faster.

SAM: Talk about bizarre.

I know.

I still can't
believe we've never

been given any WOOHP issue gum.

[gong]

Hello, we've worked for
that place for years!

Um, I think Sam's
referring to Jer's

majorly destructo behavior.

Mm, oh, right, I knew that.

I may have failed to
capture you earlier,

but luckily, I always comeprepared with a plan B.

[chews gum]

[sighs]

After our totally crazy
day, all I want to do

is kick back, relax, and zoneout to some mind numbing TV.

[sigh of relief]

Hi!

I'm Malibu Mandy.

ALL: No way!

And I love hanging
at the beach.

Hi!

I'm Cowgirl Mandy, andI'm outdoorsy, and sassy!

Hi, I'm Career
Mandy, a high-powered

business executive.

This is my intern, [ANGRILYFOR SOME ODD REASON] Trent!

We could totally use a dayoff. [ANGRILY] Right Trent?!

TRENT: Whatever you say, Mandy!

[screaming]

You know what's evenworse than that commercial?

That we can't escape Mandy inthe comfort of our penthouse.

Uh oh, is anyone else having
a major case of deja vu?

Totes, it's just likewhat happened at the lab.

[ricochet]

Yowch!

Something just
zapped my foot again.

Time to shed a little
light on the situation.

[screaming]

Please tell me you girlsare seeing what I'm seeing.

Yes, and it all
makes total sense now.

The dolls are evil,
just like real Mandy!

See ya, wouldn't
want to be ya!

Later Losers!

Forget the rest,
cause I'm the best.

[nasally laugh]

[scoffs]

Please.

It's not that you can
do any real damage

with your little plastic toys.

As if!

[laughs]

Whoa!
[thud]

[electric shock]

Ow!

That's no little plastic toy!

That's an electrically
charged rope.

[gasps]

Popularity rules, and so do I!

[toy car revs]

[girls yelling]

ALL: Let us out of here!

[electronic beeping]

Just once, it would benice if we weren't brought

to a creepy building at night.

Yeah, I'm so over it.

Mainframe, and I'm soover you nosy little spies.

ALL: Seth Toyman?

[chuckles]

[gum pops]

Wait, didn't we send
you to the containment

facility for hacking intoWOOHP top secret computers?

It was more than mere hacking.

I created a mini
fly bot infected

with a virus that infiltratedthe WOOHP mainframe.

[laughs]

You mean until
we captured you.

If it wasn't for
you, I'd have crashed

the WOOHP computer, becomingthe greatest hacker ever.

Hm, but that was then.

I've served my time, and
got released last week.

Huh?

[splat]

So you're the one responsiblefor making the Mandy dolls?

[MANDY DOLLS LAUGHING THEIR TERRIBLE, NASALLY LAUGH]

Thanks to a little help fromthe military's advanced AI

chip.

One question, of allthings, why the Mandy dolls?

Mandy's already mean, so mostof the work was done for me.

How on earth did you find us?

It's not like we're
in the phone book.

Jerry really ought
to pay more attention,

lest a mini fly
bot get its hands--

[chuckles]

I mean wings, on your file.

[all gasp]

And now that I
have you girls, I'm

going to let my dolls finishyou off for putting me

in the slammer all these yearswhile I turn my attention

to destroying WOOHP.

[struggling]

Huh?

[blink blink]

Eh.

[whirring]

[ding]

[sigh of relief]

Especially that annoying Jerry.

Jer can be majorly
annoying, but there's

still one humongo flaw
in your dastardly plot

to bring down WOOHP.

Oh yeah, and what's that?

As if three super spies aregoing to let a few plastic

dolls take us down.

Who said anything
about a few dolls?

[clover gasps]

Oh no, we're at the
Mandy doll factory.

Time to turn all
the Mandy dolls evil.

[beep]

[electrically activates]

[laughing]

Later losers!

[gasps]

[yells]

Forget the rest,
cause I'm the best.

[kid cries]

[screaming]

See ya, wouldn't
want to be ya!

[marching clack of tiny heels]

Now, if you'll excuse me,I have an international spy

agency to snuff out.

[evilly chuckles]

[items clatter]

[girls laugh]

[doors burst open]

[gasps]

Popularity rules, and so do I!

Yeah, yeah, we've
heard it all before.

Sammy, think you can
reach the precision lip

balm laser in my back pocket?

I think so.

Almost.

Got it!

As Mandy would
say, later losers.

[lasers]

Yes!

[phone pings]

Who's texting at
a time like this?

Jer just sent us a list ofrecently released baddies,

and Seth Toyman is at
the top of the list.

Ugh, thanks for nothing, Jer.

[gasps]

[shoots]

Whoa!

[shrieks]

[screaming]

The staples are electrified too.

That explains why my
foot is still throbbing.

See ya, wouldn't
want to be ya!

[rapid fire]

[thwap]

I'll alert Jerry.

Whoa!

[mandy dolls laugh]

It's bad enough that I gettude from the real Mandy,

I am not taking it from
some dolled up plastic.

Hiyah!

[bam]

[crash]

Time to say toodles
to this toy factory.

[beeps]

Hang on, spies.

[yelling]

I'll be seeing
you real soon, Jer.

[low chuckle]

[screaming in distance]

[man screaming]

Oh no!

[everyone screaming]

[toy cars revving]

[dolls laughing]

Run!

[dolls laugh]

[liquid squirts]

Whoa!

Oof!

As if.

Help!

[gasps]

Later losers.

Rrrah!

[metal scraping]

[crashes]

As if!

[slicing]

Ow!

Talk about k*ller mini-manis.

[thunk]

[squeaks down glass door]

[giggles]

She shoots, she scores!

Uh, can I borrow
these for a quick sec?

Huh?

[ladies gasp]

Free swag!

Come and get it!

I love shopping.

[truck tires screeching]

[man yells]

[garbage crunches]

SAM: Cover!

[dolls laughing]

[sam shrieking]

Hang on, Sammy!

Uh oh.

[yells]

[car crashes]

[dings off glass]

As if.

Whatever you say, Mandy.

Uh, every time I take out10 dolls, 20 more appear.

Look, they're coming
form that toy store.

[marching clack of tiny heels]

[toy car engines revving]

JERRY: Did someone
call for backup?

ALL: Jerry, look out!

Oh, oh!

[bap]

Oh!

[thud]

ALL: Oh no, Jerry.

[evil laugh]

At last, I finally
defeated Jerry.

Soon, WOOHP will be mine.

[laughs]

Look out!

[electric shock]
- Sammy!

Help!

[gasps]
[honks nose]

Ow.

Don't worry, girls.

What's the enemy of all
man made electronics?

Moisture!

[sprays]

[beeping]

Ah!

[giggles]
- Sammy!

It's working!

No, not me, you stupid dolls!

Destroy those nosy little spies!

[gum squeaking]

[seth yelling]

[seth screaming]

Bet Seth never
saw that one coming.

ALL: Hm?

[sad music]

Oh, Jer, I'm so sorry aboutall the terrible things I've

said about you over the years.

Can you ever forgive me?

What terrible things?

[RECORD SCRATCH, SAD MUSIC STOPS]

Huh?

[yells]

Huh?

OK, what is going on?

I'm the real Jerry.

The other Jerry is a robotI created to help out

with chores around the office soI could take a little time off.

Well, certainly
efficient, nothing

can replace the real thing.

ALL: We couldn't agree more.

[ROBOTICALLY]:
Hey, what about me?

Don't I get a hug?

[shuts down]

No!

My dolls defeated you!

What's going to
happen to Seth now?

After we deactivate
the AI chips,

we'll keep Seth under


Clearly, he's far
too tech savvy to be

left alone for even a moment.

And the best part is, theMandy dolls are history.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

Hm?

MANDY: [YELLING]: This
is all your fault!

[shrieks]

Whatever you say, Mandy.

Luckily I don't need
the Mandy dolls now

with my new line of Mandywedges to fall back on.

Whoa!

[squeaks]

What are you waiting for, loser?

Help me up!

[grunting angrily]

Mandy wedges?

Here's hoping that's
one Mandy inspired

trend that doesn't catch on.

Do you mind!?

I do not do the floor.

Get me up, now!

[ending theme playing]