06x21 - Baddies on a Blimp

[bunniefuu]

[theme music] Sam,
Clover, Alex, woo!

We love the fashion
world, we are

totally spies, genuine
secret agents, plus we

never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S We are Totally Spies!

[music playing]

[siren]

[tires squealing]

Oof!

Ooh!

Ah hah, the
prisoners have arrived,

which means we're
ready to test WOOHP's

latest transport prototype.

You got it, Jer.

And if anything goes wrong,I'll be there to handle it.

[ominous music]

Uhh, this is so hard.

How am I supposed to
decide to re-date?

Uhh, did you just say re-date?

Totes!

I'm going back
through all my exes

to see if there's anyone
worth reconsidering.

I don't know, Clover.

Revisiting the past
is never a good idea.

But what if I let Mr. Perfectslip through my fingers?

Someone like Bruce?

Um, the same Bruce
from two years ago

who brought you a pizza insteadof flowers on your first date?

Oh please, everyone
makes mistakes, Sammy.

[beeping]

Clover?

Is that you?

Yes!

It is totally me.

So, like, I was thinking
it's been a while,

but we really should go
to a movie or something.

I wish I could, but I'm
meeting with the board

of directors of my videogame company this morning

and this afternoon, my
limo's picking me up.

Board of directors?

A limo?

Funny, you breaking upwith me was actually the best

thing that ever happened to me.

I really started
getting my act together.

So thanks, Clover.

Ouch.

That's gotta hurt.

Are you kidding?

This is great!

Now I just got to catch one ofmy exes before he hits it big!

He-he-he-he

Incoming--

[heavy wind sounds]

---Ahhh!

Have you guys noticed Jerry'soffice looks way bigger?

Huh?

[mechanical sounds]

Speaking of bigger, whatkind of mission needs a blimp?

Well, what do
you think, ladies?

I think we're in for
a very slow-speed day,

which FYI, totally cutsinto my re-dating schedule.

The WOOHP blimp isanything but slow, Clover.

We should arrive at
WOOHP island in no time.

WOOHP island?

As in the containment facilityfor the totally baddest

of baddies?

That's the one.

Now, you'll betransporting several highly

dangerous criminals,
but I assure you,

it will be completely routine.

Well, what about the
fact that none of us

knows how to fly one?

Hello!

You won't have to.

Thanks to the latest
in WOOHP technology,

the blimp flies itself.

And now for a few
gadgets, just in case.

[beep]

Ahh!

Today, you'll have
three laser lipsticks,

the wristwatch shrinkinator,some suction cup bottom go-go

boots, the diamondring-mounted mini 3D projector,

and finally a few
highly concentrated

onion powder grenades.

Ta-ta!

Now, off you go.

Ahh!

[muzak playing]

Whoa, who knew adirigible could be so chic?

This chair is like sitting
on a giant marshmallow.

COMPUTER: Welcome
aboard the WOOHP blimp.

We offer a wide variety
of juices, smoothies,

and healthy snacks,
as well as a selection

of in-flight fashion magazinesfrom around the globe.

ALL: Whoa!

OK, we have totally gotto get more blimp missions!

Speaking of missions,
we should check

to see if the prisoners are--

COMPUTER: Prisonerssecured and accounted for.

Arrival at WOOHP island
will be 56 minutes.

Now, sit back and
enjoy your ride.

Awesome!

This gives me the perfectchance to reconnect

with my next ex, Jason.

Hi, Jason.

Guess who?

Um, I'm not sure.

Duh, It's Clover,
from Yoga-robics class.

Clover?

I-- uh, yeah, I don't--

You know, Clover.

The k*ller downward dog?

Oh yeah!

You're that way cute
brunette, right?

Brunette?

As if!

I'm a totally natural blonde!

OK, maybe you guys wereright about looking up exes.

Time to just chill.

[loud thunder]

ALL: Ahh

Whoa, what was that?

COMPUTER: We have encounteredunexpected turbulence.

Please, remain in your seats.

ALL: Ahh!

[thunder]

Whoaaa!

Don't worry, I'll letJer know what's happening.

Jerry, it's Alex.
Can you hear me?

The situation is gnarly.

I repeat, gnarly!

Sorry, Alex,
you're breaking up.

Did you say something
about Molly?

Ugh, never mind.

So much for the blimp
flying itself, spies.

We got to take over,
with a little help

from out lipstick lasers.

ALL: Whoa!

Good thinking, Sam.

I sure hope this thing comeswith an instruction booklet.

What do all these stupid
lights mean, anyway?

[thunder]

[beeping]

They don't mean anything, now.

The power's out on the ship!

We'll have to do this manually.

ALL: Ugh!

Aahh!

Phew!

COMPUTER: Autopilot re-engaged.

Please sit back and
enjoy your ride.

Enjoy our ride?

OK, I don't care if
that is a computer.

It is way too mellow.

[alarm]

Girls, we've got a problem.

COMPUTER: We are
now experiencing

a security breach alert.

It is my pleasure to informyou that the prisoner

containment pods are opening.

Uh oh This can't be good!

[ominous music]

Well, well.

If it isn't the nitwit of nails.

[sharp sound]

Yves Mont Blanc.

Still overwhelming your enemieswith the stink from your shoes?

[ripping sound]

Knock it off, you two.

Unless you'd rather
fight each other than

take this opportunity
to make our escape.

I knew agreeing to transferbaddies was a bad idea.

It just always ends in disaster.

It's OK, I'll get
the security camera

and the prisoner hold up again.

Let's see what
we're dealing with.

ALL: Ahh!

Where'd they go?

I don't know.

But it looks like the
only way out of the hold

is through a hatch
in the ceiling that

leads to that room over there.

[music playing]

Phew, they're still sealed--

Ahh!

It's Manny Wong!

Run!

[metal noise]

Great, Yves Mont
Blanc's here, too.

How many baddies
are we dealing with?

ALL: Ahh!

That would be three.

ALL: Ha-ha-ha

You're Violet Vanderfleet!

That totally freaky florist.

That's right.

And I have a special
delivery, just for you.

ALL: Ahh!

Teamwork, I never thought muchof it before, but here we are.

Thank you, my
razor-taloned friend.

Just goes to show, if we
all combine our powers,

the world is ours!

Glad you feel that way,because my heart was once

broken, I want to
cause a world-wide

allergy to love attackwith my sneezing peonies.

Interesting, but I
have a better idea.

We paint everyone's nailswith my super growing nail

accelerate.

Their nails will grow
so long and heavy,

they'll no longer be ableto use their hands or feet!

Ha-ha-ha!

I've got two words for
you, loafers of doom!

My signature slip-ons willtighten painfully on their feet

and be impossible to takeoff, forcing everyone who ever

dared make fun of
my shoe designs

to never be able
to take them off!

Ill-fitting designer shoes?

That's like the
cruelest idea ever.

COMPUTER: WOOHP island,estimated time of arrival,



WOOHP island, eh?

Maybe we'll be able toimplement all of our plans.

Oh, don't you see?

WOOHP island is packed
with other baddies.

If we release them, WOOHPbe so busy capturing

them all that we'll be free tohave our revenge on the world!

Awoo!

Ha-ha-ha

This is majorly bad.

We've got do something.

Say, anyone know
what time it is?

Time for us to getdigested by a giant daffodil?

Nope, it's time to get small.

Wristwatch shrinkinator,
do your thing!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I've always wanted to
be a size negative 15.

Come on!

This way.

ALL: Whoa!

Hey, watch where
you're stepping.

You almost-- oopsie.

Oh, how cute.

Get 'em!

[razor sounds]

Heh heh heh ha-ha-ha-ha

No worries, girls.

I've dealt with thisevil shoe villain before.

Nice work, Clover!

You two, go find them!

I'll work on the WOOHP
prison release codes,

and steer this tub.

OK, we have less
than 30 minutes to take

back control of this blimp.

Hmm?

It's them.

[electric sounds]

Huh?

Looking for someone?

Losers!

Time to slice and dice!

Huh?

Ugh.

Ahhh!

They're getting away!

Cut me out of this
net, you idiot!

Good thinking, Clover.

That should hold
them for a while.

Meanwhile, this is a
safe place to come up

with a plan to take out Violet.

Ow!

Safe?

Maybe from the world
of good hair days.

[music playing]

Eeyah!

ALL: Blaine?

Uh, Sorry girls.

I thought you were
the escaped prisoners.

What are you even doing here?

Jerry asked me to hide
on a blimp, you know,

in case of an emergency.

Check off one for the bossman.

A good idea for once.

Hey there Clover,
it's been a while.

You're looking--
interesting, these days.

Why, thanks, Blaine.

You look interesting, too.

Ugh.

Another ex.

ALL: Ugh.

Um.

Oopsie!

My bad.

COMPUTER: WOOHP island,estimated time of arrival,



Manny, Yves, and
Violet are going

to release all the prisoners.

If we don't stop them, it'sa bad day for the world.

If I can get to theblimp's central computer,

I think I can override
the navigation system.

OK, that'll buy us some timeto get back in the control room

and stop them from
hacking the prisoner

lock down system on the island.

We should split into teams.I'll go with Blaine.

Come on, Alex.

Let's go give the baddiessome of our goodies!

Ew!

We leave you alone for fiveminutes, and you do this?

Relax, misseur le boot.

They're just flowers.

Ahh!

Except that one.

It can smell your fear.

h*-h*-ha-ha.

What are you doing backhere without those pests?

BOTH: He let them get away.

I have potting soilthat's smarter than you two.

It's fools like you thatgive criminals a bad name.

COMPUTER: WOOHP island,estimated time of arrival,



No matter, those girlswon't be of any concern soon.

With the prisoners
freed from their cells,

we'll be able to swoop
in and gather them all.

My assistants have just
about cracked the code

of the prison security system.

Yes!

Green!

Is there any more
delicious color?

The time has come to
let our plan bloom.

[buzzer]

ALL: Yeah!

[computer beeping]

[metal banging]

Either this is it, or we're inthe biggest tanning booth ever.

My portable override anythingbillfold is just what I need.

Wow, Blaine.

You make something thatwould normally seem nerdy

so totally cool.

That's what good
agents like us do.

Get ready, because you mightfeel a little bump here.

Ready for operation
cry me a river?

[grenade ringing]

Yes!

Oof.

BOTH: Whoa!

[grenade whistling]

[coughing]

Sacre Bleu!

My eyes!

You crybabies!

Don't just sit
there, do something!

Ugh!

Ow!

[coughing]

[music playing]

Oh, why isn't
this stupid blimp

doing what I tell it to do?

I guess clover
and Blaine must have

gotten to the blimp's computer.

Looks like your littlemutiny is about to be over.

Not if I have anything
to say about it.

Ugh.

ALL: Oh!

Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

Whoever's at
the controls isn't

giving up without a fight.

Here, this one should do it.

It should?

Why?

Red's always been my luckycolor, like my uniform.

Nice one, Clover!

Heh heh.

You stupid bag of hot air!

COMPUTER: WOOHP island,estimated time of arrival,

three minutes.

Hey!

Easy does it, there, Cowboy.

Ugh.

No.

Oh, no!

Sammy, help!

I can't get to my bungee belt.

Hang on, Alex, I'm coming!

Dude, real smart,
throwing super pointy

things inside a giant balloon.

Ha-ha-ha!

Ahh!

SAM: Gotcha!

[inmates cheering]

OK, get ready!

sh**t at the fly,
or, should I say, shoo?

I got you, Sammy.

Phew, at least this
thing's flying steady.

Maybe now Blaine andClover have gotten control.

Ugh!

Uh oh.

Ahh!

Clover, are you there?

Uh, hey guys, what's up?

Not this blimp, and
it needs to be, now.

Take her up!

I hope you two like Autumn,because it's time to fall!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

OK, slight change of
plans, you know how you

got the blimp to stop shaking?

That was awesome.

Now, make it shake.

I'm on it.

Game over, girls!

Time for us to pick up
our criminal friends

and show you how it
feels to be locked up.

Aahh!

Um, totally great plan, Sam.

Except for a little
thing called gravity.

We are going to fall, too.

Eat orchid!

Need a little thing calledthe cable bungee belt.

[roaring]

BOTH: Ahh!

Ahh!

ALL: Aahhhh!

So much for that
criminal cargo.

BOTH: Yeah!

Whoa!

Guys, you can quit
the shaking, now.

We did it.
- Woo-hoo!

We did it.

That was amazing!

Well, we always did
make quite a good team.

Punch it in, team WOOHP.

Let's head topside.

[music playing]

That may not have beenexactly the way it was drawn up,

but we can tell
Jerry we delivered

the villains to WOOHP island.

But let's not tell him thepart where all the prisoners

on the island were
freed and we had to put

them back in their cells.

So, Blaine, I guess thismeans, you know, you and me,

the hottest two items atWOOHP, together once again?

You're really great, Clover.

But here's the thing, I'mdone dating girls from LA.

The last one, Mandy, wasjust so high maintenance.

You dated Mandy?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Good job on the
mission, sport.

Aw, I can't believeMandy ruined Blaine for me.

It'll be OK, Clover.

Maybe it's a sign to takea break from dating exes.

Ugh, you're probably right.

OK, break's over!

ALL: Ah-ha-ha-ha!

[theme music]