07x05 - Totally Vintage

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♪ Their mission, save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents with gadgets
And passion

♪ One, two, three, girls
Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

I know you're creeping around here
somewhere, creepy-crawly creature!

ZAPPING

Ha!

Ha-ha!

I'm on you now!

BEEPING

DOG BARKING

HE GASPS

SCREAMING

I am so ready to be done
with all this homework!

Urgh, me too.
We so need a school-cation.

My shoe closet
has a better social life than me.

Boom. Gotcha! I'm coming for you!

Woohoo! Yes!

What? I finished quantum physics
before breakfast.

PHONE BEEPS

Hey, Glitterstar.
That's what I call art form.

Delish.
Uh-uh. Decoration only.

Right?
Right.

So, hey, erm, Glitterstar,

got any fun suggestions
what we could do tonight? Yep.

PHONES BEEP

You are gonna love it,
especially you and you, for sure.

I don't know what this is.

But she said I'd love it,
so it's gotta be sporty, right?

I'm thinking it's the launch
of a new fashion line!

What do you think, Sammy?
Come on! Sam?

Oh, yeah, I totally hate
waiting in line.

Ya-ha-ha! I'm the best!

Deadly Dinosaur Disaster, game over!

Way to go, Sammy!

You really showed that T-rex
who's boss!

It's all about strategy, Alex.

I just got the dinos
to turn on one another, and boom,

extinction all over again!

Only now I'm gonna need
a new game to play.

PHONE BEEPS

Creepy Crawly Creature Catcher?
Wow, this looks awesome.

More like awful.

I'm so not
into creepy-crawly things. Bleurgh!

Says I've gotta download it
in the next four hours

if I wanna win MVP!

Most valuable pashmina?
Most valuable player!

I get a chance to play
against the k*ller moth avatar!

I'm gonna do it now
before Glitterstar's mystery event!

ALARM BLARES

Ah! I just love a good whooping.
Never gets old.

THEY WAIL

Toby!

Oh, hey, girls, got yourselves
in a spy-ghetti tangle there?

I'm on it.
Whoa! Hey!

Of course,
now isn't the time for merriment.

Wow, nice hydraulic moves, Toby.
You know it!

Got more of those when it counts.
Listen up, spies.

We've been getting reports
of strange and frightening creatures

all over Singapore.

What kind of creatures?

We're not sure, but they're nothing
like anyone has ever seen.

SCREAMING

So we're sending you to investigate.
Toby, if you please. Gadget time!

Ooh!

I see we haven't improved
our organised chaos, Toby.

All part of the service, Zer.
Found them!

Cool stuff for each of you.
Alex, catch! Ooh!

Yup, it's a bungee belt
enhanced with,

wait for it, 35% extra bunge!

For that extra bounce! Love it!
Sam.

A micro-canister
of hold-it-right-there freeze spray.

You'll love how the sub-atomic
particles are... Cool.

Perfect for chilling villains,
big and small.

Suction-cup bottom boots
for you all. A WOOHP classic.

Clover, blow-me-a-kiss
wall-disintegrating lip gloss

in your favourite colour.

Wow! Potent pink! So me!

Now, let's send you on your way,
shall we?

LIFT WHIRRS

Eco-mazing!
I love our electric WOOHP-e!

Hey, Toby, keys, please?
Mm.

Woohoo!
Whoa!

Yeah, I know
Alex isn't super good at driving,

but practice makes perfect!

THEY SCREAM

HORNS BEEP

Alex, this isn't the rodeo!

And I can't download my new game!
Alex, stabilise it!

I so wanna take on that k*ller moth!

Sorry, guys,
I think there's something wrong

with the WOOHP-e.
Yeah, the driver!

Whoa!

HORN BEEPS

Uh-oh! Is that Alex driving?

Whoa!

Oh, my buns!

Rock 'n' roll, Jer!
Best batch yet. Whoa!

Oh, hey!
Go back to driver's ed!

SCREAMING

Ah! Sorry, Alex, we gave you
a chance. Activate auto-pilot!

Here we are.

The place Zerlina showed us
in the surveillance footage.

Whoa! What is it, Alex?
Do you see a clue?

Ooh, just what I need
for Glitterstar's event!

I so get the shoe love.

I'm thinking for tonight,
how about I wear...

Guys, we gotta focus!

ALEX SIGHS

Don't worry, awesome sneakers,
I'll be running back for you.

Ew! Oh! Ew!

Is this slime?

Sure looks like it.
And feels like it.

Ew. It's super sticky.

I think that's an understatement.

Let's get a helping hand
from the pixel-gloves

and see what we're dealing with.

That's weird.
This slime is... digital. Digital?

How can slime be digital?

Let's send Toby a sample
and find out!

OK, off to WOOHP you go! Oh, sorry.

Could you please take the sample
to WOOHP?

DRONE BEEPS

Super cute, but we gotta get out
of this digital goop!

Hey, my game finally downloaded!

Er, not sure
this is the time, Sammy.

But there's a creepy-crawly creature
right nearby.

You can say that again!

THEY SCREAM

Let's get out of this!

ALL: Whoa!

THEY WAIL

Toby wasn't kidding,
there's the extra bunge! Oh!

SHE QUIVERS

No way. It looks exactly
like the creature from the game!

That's the end of the line!
We so need some bug spray!

Hey, you, with way too many legs,
hold it right there and freeze!

Wow! Nice shot, Sammy!

Uh-oh! The creature's tapping
into the rooftop solar panels!

This doesn't look good.

Huh?! Where did it go?!

Hey, you're back.
Good work, my sweet messenger.

DRONE BEEPS

'Sup, fellow whoopers?'
A nasty, giant bug slimed us!

Speaking of slime, did you analyse
that sample we sent, Toby?

'Yep. It's def synthetic.

'I traced
its digital binary integers

'to an origin across Singapore.

'And uploaded the coordinates
to the WOOHP-e. You're welcome.'

DEVICE BEEPS

I have no idea what that means.
It just means he sent us a map.

Ooh! Oh, OK.

Come on, spies. Looks like we've got
some creepy-crawlies to catch!

How are we gonna infiltrate
this house of slime?

How about that window
that's wide open!

BOTH: Not again!

THEY SCREAM

Hey, check it out!

Nan Tax is bringing shoulder pads
to swimwear!

Maybe it's his fashion launch
we're going to tonight.

Like I always say, when in doubt,
just follow the slime.

MACHINE BEEPS

Wow, even your fingers are smart!

Whoa. What is this place?
Hmm.

I'm thinking digital slime,
plus creepy-crawly creatures

equals this is
where the game was created!

And somehow, someone wrote code

to make the creatures appear
in the real world.

I could understand doing that if
the creatures were cute and cuddly,

but this just seems wrong.
Exactly!

So, the question is,
why would someone do this?

'Because I want to.'
ALL: Whoa!

Who...?
What are you?

Cyberchac. A genius.

THEY GASP

Because only someone
with such talent

could create such an ingenious game.

Genius? More like villainous!

There's nothing fair about his game.
That's just mean! I don't play fair.

Well, I don't like you, Cyberhack.

ELECTRICAL WHIRRING

Cyberchac, not hack!
Well, your ship has sailed!

Whoa!

Cyberchac's made up of digital
pixels just like the creatures.

Huh?
CYBERCHAC LAUGHS

Catch me if you can!

But then you'd have to know
where to find the real me.

And you don't!

Did it ever occur to you
to make a game

people might actually like?
Oh, but they do.

Everyone's downloading it today,
aren't they, Sam?

Oops.
Ew.

Does that mean there's gonna be

a ton more creepy-crawly creatures
coming our way?

I'll let you figure that one out.
Enjoy my latest creation.

CYBERCHAC LAUGHS

Does anyone else think
that sounds bad?

Does that answer your question?

THEY SCREAM

I know I wanted to fight
a giant k*ller moth but not IRL!

THEY ALL GRUNT

If only Toby gave us
a thousand mothballs!

Normally, I wouldn't hurt a fly,
but for you, digi-bug,

I'll make an exception!

THEY GASP

Gross! More heads?
I'm bugging out, you guys!

A regenerating digital code.

Cyberchac may be a terror,
but he's also really smart!

Not helping, Sammy!

This is the perfect time
for suction-cup-bottom go-go boots!

This is about as high as we can go.

I hate to say it,

but we may be kissing
our spy days goodbye!

Oh! Wait!

I think a kiss
is exactly what we need!

The blow-me-a-kiss
wall-disintegrating

lip gloss that is!

SHE BLOWS A KISS

CAR ALARM SOUNDS

SIRENS BLARE,
SAM GROANS

Wow. I can see
why they call it potent pink!

Now to call our ride!
Whoopee! Mm.

Sorry, Alex,
not your turn this time.

SHE GROANS

I really, really don't want
to do this, but... mwah!

Wow! That pink sure is potent!

No way!
Slime your way out of that one!

Cyberchac was right -
everyone has downloaded his game.

There's creatures
all over this city!

CREATURE ROARS

It's like he just invented
my nightmare!

Everywhere!
Oh, no! Look over there!

We need to get that train
back on track!

SCREAMING

Whoa!

We need a decoy!
Dronies, it's up to you!

Nice call, dronies.

Now I'll show them
who's the best driver!

Yeah. Not a good idea.
I second that.

Sorry, but you kind of bump
into everything.

Guess that's four to two!

Come on! Trust me. Jump in!

CAR WHIRRS

DRONES BEEP

Thank you!
How about that for bumper cars?

Great job, Alex!

THEY SCREAM

And great job, drones!

Extra polish
for your little propellers tonight.

DRONES BEEP

Really?! OK, sure, dronie.
Polish it is.

You gotta love 'em,
but that is just rude!

THEY BOTH SCREAM

Yikes!

No-one sticks
their tongue out at me!

Ha!

Need a hand, Clover!

Now, that's what I call
totally tongue-tied!

You so don't want to mess with me!
I rule video games now!

CREATURE BEEPS

Awesome!

Water shorts out
the digital creatures.

Maybe we can get them all
into the fountain.

Think you found a weakness
in my creatures? Think again.

SAM GASPS

It's like this guy controls
the entire city

through a digital cyber network.

Yeah, the clue
is kind of in his name.

ROARING,
THEY SCREAM

Go, Clover!

You should try out
for track and field.

How am I supposed to outrun
something that has so many legs?

Catch!

Yah!

ALEX WAILS

Hey, guys, looks like
we're making some progress.

Boo!

Well, let's see
how these spies deal with level two.

This is going to be fun!

Whoa!

There's no way we're gonna be able
to take them out one at a time.

Not when Cyberchac
is making more every second.

We need a new strategy.

SAM GASPS
Wait a second.

That's it.
Yeah, it is! Wait. What is?

Strategy is how I won my game
Deadly Dino Disaster -

by turning all the dinos
against each other.

I can do the same thing here!

You mean you're gonna have them
destroy each other.

Exactly! Ready?

Whoo!
Woohoo!

You did it, Sam! Our very own MVP!

Whoo! Yeah!
You totally saved the day!

You mean WE did.
Cos we're the best spy team ever!

What? No!

You may have won the game this time,
but I'll be back!

Yeah, meanwhile,
Cyberchac, zero, WOOHP, one.

You lose!

Excellent work, spies!

WOOHP agents will have this mess
cleaned up in no time.

Now there's one more mission
I have for you.

Another mission?
That's right.

To enjoy your school-cation!
CLOVER LAUGHS

What? I'm not all work and no play,
you know.

Totally the best!
Yeah!

Cutest trees ever!

Super weird plastic ball much?

ALL: Glitterstar?

Erm, where's the event?
You're standing in it.

Cool, yeah?

Don't you all love it?

Erm, totally!

HORN BLARES

THEY WAIL

ALL: Totally not loving it!