07x09 - What Woolly Mammoth

[bunniefuu]

♪ Their mission

♪ Save the world

♪ Fighting crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

BIRDS CHIRPING

CLATTER

YAWNS

BABY LAUGHS

Ooh! I love adorable babies.

SHE SCREAMS

CAR ALARMS SCREECH,
COUGHING

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

BABIES GIGGLING

GROANING

Here's your tea, Alex.
Ahhh!

Oops! I think I lost some.

Um... yeah! It's on the floor.

What happened to your foot?
Are you OK?

I twisted it
while doing a performance piece

I call Baby Birds.

BIRDSONG

Argh!

Oh... oh... oh...

Ow!

Right. Glitterstar, you have to
go home and rest your foot!

I can't.
It's Terrible Toddler Tuesday.

Terrible Toddler Tuesday?

Every Tuesday,
a huge toddler and caregiver group

completely takes over the cafe.

They are terrible!

Yeah, got that from the name.

I can cover for you!
I don't have any classes today.

I don't know, Alex.
They can be very demanding.

I'm an athlete!
I thrive on challenge.

Besides, it's not like
taking penalty kicks

in the last 90 seconds of a game.

Lemme guess.
We're talking soccer again?

Penalties are not
for the faint-hearted!

Cooing at some adorable tykes
will be a piece of cake.

OK, but the minute
anything gets out of control...

Promise I'll call!

Wow, Glitterstar sure is good
at her job. Hope I can keep up.

Not everything's a competition.
Until you make it one.

Bring on the bubbles!

SAM AND CLOVER: Wow!

Only 26 seconds this time!

CLAMOUR

CHATTER,
BABIES CRYING

Excuse me! Ma'am!
DEMANDS OVERLAP

Miss! Miss! Where's my jasmine tea?
Miss! Miss! It's too hot in here!

How about I just open a window?

BABY GURGLES

Oh, no!

Oh! Gotcha!

Hey, everyone! There's a special
on toys down the street.

It's so special... they're free!
Free toys?!

Free toys?
Oh, all right, let's go!

EXCITED CHATTER

Glitterstar wasn't kidding.

That was intense!
I just need a second to rest.

ALL SCREAM

What is THAT?

Something so cute!

No wonder kids love it.
Ahem!

Who has time
to play with baby toys

when there's an important mission?

Exactly right, Alex.

We've been getting reports

of large sinkholes
appearing all over Singapore.

ALL: Whoa!
Take cover!

Whoa!
Wah! Save me!

A few more tremors like that,

and WOOHP World
could be severely compromised.

A few more tremors like that,

and my stomach
could be severely compromised.

I need you to find out who or what
is causing all this chaos.

On it, Zer! After today, I'm
an expert at dealing with chaos.

Great. Now onto the gadgets.

ALL GASP
Wow!

Oh! Uh! Ooh!

What do you ladies think

of my new boots?

Oh, my gosh! Not only
are they super-stylish, Tobes,

they're the hot new heel height
of the season. I know, right?

They were inspired

by the super-trendy
spy fashion house, Vadaprucci.

I am obsessed with Vada...

RUMBLING
Argh! Ooh-oh!

If I had known we'd be dealing
with tremors like these,

I would've made these boots flats.

Not the first time we've saved
the world in high heels, Tobes.

The shoes are delightful.

But we must focus, before WOOHP
World literally cracks in half.

For today's mission,

we've got the giant souped-up
soap bubble balloon maker...

Whoa!
Now with 60% more bubble.

Impressive bubbles.
And I should know.

Hmph! The incredi-shrink
compact hair dryer

that plugs right into my hand.

Um...
Oh, right!

It also runs on batteries.

And the shrinking
won't harm a thing.

Not even at a molecular level.

And finally,

the all-weather umbrella
comes in a range of colours

to match
your stylish new magni-boots...

which are loaded
with so many neodymium magnets,

you can literally
walk up any surface.

We are lightyears ahead of your
first-gen suction cups, ladies.

Now, off you go!

Holy-moley! That's a big hole.

There's no evidence
of digging equipment

or an asteroid or a comet impact.

What on earth... or space...
could be causing it?

Whatever it is, I need to get back.

I only closed the cafe
for five minutes! Look!

There's something down there.

Go get it, drony!

DRONE BEEPS

It looks like a baby pacifier,

but it's covered
in some kind of weird slime.

I think that's just baby drool.

Uh... ew!

Drony, we need you to take
this pacifier to WOOHP for analysis.

DRONE: Uh-uh!

I'm with drony. No way
I'd touch that gross thing either!

I know it's gross,
but pretty please?

I'll programme an electric wing
massage for you later? Hmm?

DRONE AGREES

ALL: Whoa!
Hole up! There's more sinkholes?!

BABIES GURGLE

ALARM BOOMS

Oh! Level 1 breach alert!
I repeat... Level 1 breach alert!

ALARM STOPS

Ah, that's better.

Yuck!

CONCERNED MURMURING

Oh, no! Look!

Whoa!

I feel like a toddler
just learning how to walk!

Time to activate the magni-boots!

CROWD CHEERING
Way to go! Thank you so much!

Mmm, this toddler
smells like sweet lychee.

Wait... Sweet lychee?!

MUSICAL BEEPING
Oh! It's Glitterstar!

She wants to know
how it's going at the cafe.

Oh! What should I tell her?!

Tell her you've got
your hands full of toddlers,

which is the truth!

BABIES FUSS

BABIES GIGGLE

It's almost like the toys...

No time for that now, Alex!

We've gotta get these tiny tots
out of here! Ooh!

SHE SCREAMS

APPRECIATIVE MURMURS

Ow, ow, ow-eee!

Sticky fingers and
awesomely stylish hair don't mix!

If we don't do something,
we are gonna crash!

Time to rein in
these rambunctious rugrats!

Way to improvise, Sammy!

CROWD CHEERS
Thank you so much!

Yay!

You want this?
Here's your duckie, you little...

That duck's gone quackers!
It's shattering everything!

Ah-ha! I knew it!

It's the toys that are causing
all this terrible toddler chaos!

We have to get
these terrible toddler toys away

from these tiny tots before
this town is totally totalled!

MUSICAL BEEPING

'We found a microchip
in the pacifier

'that seems to be linked
to a factory mainframe

'right here in Singapore.

'Aww! So cute!'

Toby, focus!

'Right... sorry!

'Anyway,
the pacifier seems to magnify

'the babies' sucking movement,

'making it so strong,
it can trigger a sinkhole!'

So it's the pacifiers
causing all the sink holes?

'Totally! Not to mention the threat
from the earthquake rattles

'and tectonic-plate-parting
teething rings.

'We don't know how much longer
WOOHP World can hang on.

'Hurry, spies!'

We're on it, Zer!

CROWD CHEERING

ALEX STRAINS

Not another locked door!

Ohhh! I gotta get back.

What if Glitterstar gets fired
because of me?

When a door locks, a window opens!

Whoa!

Yikes!
Uh?

What the...?

These mega-toys

make the earthquake rattles
and sinkhole pacifiers

look like child's play!

Last time I checked,
babies were small.

So why is everything biggie-sized?

Ooh, a production line
would really speed up

my production of bubble teas!

Alex, stop! It might be a...

...big ole spy trap.

Oh, no! We've been play-penned!

So not nice seeing you spies again.

Cyberchac?! Huh! Should've guessed
the baby all along was YOU!

What are you gonna do, Cyberchac -

cuddle us to death
with these sweet stuffies?

Oh, there's nothing scarier
than a pretty unicorn [!]

EVIL LAUGHTER

That's where you're wrong!

There's nothing scarier
than a toddler tantrum.

Huh!
Lived it.

No argument here!

There is one thing
worse than that...

A cry-baby like you
taking over the world?

No! Giant toddlers armed
with my oversized terrible toys!

They'll break this city apart.

Then I'll finally find
your precious WOOHP World.

Mm, yeah.

Not surprised an emotionally
unstable pint-sized dictator

would understand toddlers so much.

Huh?! Sweet dreams, spies!

SPIES GASP

More like
a giant crib mobile nightmare!

See you at WOOHP World... not!
LAUGHS EVILLY

Is it me or does it suddenly feel
like rain?

The all-weather umbrella!
Great thinking, Sammy!

Three is always better than one.
Which is basically our motto!

That was super close.
We need to stop Cyberchac!

Yeah! People need
their afternoon bubbles.

Uh, Alex?

They also don't want
their homes or families

falling into giant sink holes.

Oh... that too.
But how do we get outta here?

RUMBLING

Looks like we're running
out of time! Dronies?

Hey, drones! Think you can work
together and unlock the crib door?

ALL: No! The drones!

ALARM BLARING
This is a Level 4 breach alert!

WOOHP World, please make your way
to the nearest protection zone.

RAPID BEEPING

My drone! It's not responding!
Working on it. Oh! Got it!

DRONE WHIRRS

So glad to see you, drony!

Think you can handle
one last mission?

Yay!
Drony hacked into the mainframe!

BOTH: Way to go, buddy!

Now to open the crib door...

Uh... whoopsie!

Wrong button.
HORSE NEIGHS

ALL: Dronies!

Come on! Time to stop Cyberchac!

Toby is tracking the source
of the tremors this way.

BABY GURGLES

SPIES: Whoa!

Giant baby cakes!

Cyberchac wasn't kidding -
that is one massive toddler.

Uh? Pwetty!

SCREAMING

SCREAMING

Lotsa yikes around here!
Where is Cyberchac?

He has to be
around here somewhere.

Looking for me?

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

BABY GURGLES

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

Looks like
Cyberchac's using the craters

to chomp his way into WOOHP!

You two handle
the supersized toddler

while I handle the giant baby.

Cyberchac!
Oh, right.

Totes on it.

GURGLES

No-no-no-no-no squishy-squish!
Hey, I know!

We can use the incredi-shrink
compact hair dryer

to shrink this big boy
down to size. Huh? Argh!

Incoming baby butt, Clo!

Bonky-bonk!
BURPS

BOTH: Ugh!
Giant baby spittle!

It smells like sour milk!

Pwetty!

Sammy definitely got
the better assignment.

Mwah! Pwetty!

Aww! But we got all the nub.

I'd catch your kiss, if my hands
weren't baby-glued to this pole.

Even though this baby
could really take care of us,

it's still
the cutest thing I've ever seen!

DUCK SQUEAKS

Why are you guys hanging around?
Very funny.

Please get us down!

BOTH: Woo-hoo!

If you'll excuse me,
it's time to dig up a baddie!

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

You can't dig your way
out of this one, Cyberchac!

Huh? Grr!

BEEPING
Uh!

Ohh! Baby-zilla!

BABY GURGLES

Uh?!

If only we had something
to distract him!

Why didn't I think of this sooner?

I've had bubbles on the brain
all day!

Bub-bub-bubbles!
It's working!

He's totally distracted
by the bub-bub-bubbles.

Time for baby's first blow-out!

Ooh!

BABY BABBLES

Oh, my baby! Thank you so much!

Mommy! Tank you.

Aw, you're welcome, sweetie pie.

One giant baby down-sized...
and one to go!

HORN BLARES

Once more into the breach!

We're not going down
without a fight!

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

SHE GASPS

CYBERCHAC: No!

That's the thing about bubbles -
they always go up!

GIGGLES
Pop goes the Cyberchac!

We really "dig" you, Sammy!
ALL: Huh?!

Great work, spies.

ALL GASP
Oh, no!

Where's Cyberchac?
He was right there!

Cyberchac is definitely
the most slippery villain

we've ever faced,
but he can't evade us forever.

All right, calm down, everybody...

Oh, thank goodness you're OK!

Speaking of slippery...
where's Alex?

Ah, Miss, again!
We're out of napkins!

OVERLAPPING DEMANDS

ALEX SOBS
This is a disaster!

Miss!
Glitterstar will never forgive me

for messing things up so badly.

It's OK.
Remember what you said earlier?

Um... that babies smell
like sweet lychee?

No, the other thing.

Oh, right! That three
is always better than one?

Which is basically our motto!

CONTENTED MURMURING

Uh... what's going on?
Now you're ALL working at the cafe?

Not our fault it took three of us
to do your job, Glitterstar.

Not everyone's
as super mega-talented as you.

Aww! Thanks, you guys!

My balloon art?! What happened?

Uh... I can explain...

Say no more. Told you
those Tuesday toddlers are terrible!

SPIES: No argument here!
Welcome back, baby!

And no more bird baths!

We don't want you
to fly the coop again!

ALL: Best friends ever!