02x01 - Onboarding

[bunniefuu]

- [Anthony] Hello?
- [Kevin] Hello.

- How are you doing today?
- How are you doing, Anthony?

They sent me over your résumé here.

Can you just tell me a little bit about yourself?

Yeah, so I'm 25. I'm from Nashville, Tennessee.

- Born and raised.
- Mm-hmm.

- I'm always giving it my 100%.
- Awesome. Awesome.

We're looking to hire a temp.

It would be both for work in office,

and also at a company retreat.

You'd be my assistant for the trip,
helping me with odd jobs.

So, we have a documentary crew
that is following our business.

If you were to do the job,
are you okay with being on camera?

Absolutely.

[Kevin] At Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce,

exciting time for us because
we're about to go on our big retreat.

- Yup.
- And that's what you're helping out with.

[woman] Welcome to Oak Canyon Ranch.

Whoo!

You are the future of Rockin' Grandma's.

- [applause]
- Give it up for my son, Dougie.

Hello, Rockin' Grandma's!

[shouts]

[woman] Doug, that's ill*gal.

- Walk.
- Where? What?

Let's go!

Two weeks ago, Malibu Realtors...

- a beehive.
- What?

[all shouting]

- Clear!
- [screams]

[woman] I'm gonna put "be a wh*re" on my bucket list.

- Oh, my God.
- [Anthony] Do not do that.

I real life feel like I'm on a TV show
and not a documentary.

Like, this is something that...

You... Honestly, maybe not, because this is not something

that you could just make up.

[birds tweeting]

[producer] Introduce yourself and tell us where we are.

Okay. Um, hello. My name's Anthony Norman.

I'm here at...

- Sorry.
- You can do it again.

Okay, okay.

Rockin' Grandmama. Sorry. First day here.

[PJ] She needs to get a tongue scraper.

I'm telling you, all that bacteria
is just growing on that tongue.

Mm-hmm, and then it's slapping us in the face.

- That's why...
- What's up, man?

- One second. Good morning.
- I'm Anthony.

Uh, I'm the new assistant.
I'm not sure where I'm supposed to...

You're probably gonna meet with Kevin.
He's just not in yet.

So, yeah, you can just have a seat,
and once he's in, I'll get him for you.

All right, thank you.

I've been doing temp work for about two years.

Um, I kind of go everywhere.

Here at Rockin' Grandma's, I'm just an assistant.

I'm basically here to do whatever they need me to do.

[crunching] You like chips?

- Yeah.
- You want to try these?

- I'm all right, thank you.
- You sure? It's wasabi octopus.

- [laughs] It's okay, I appreciate it.
- All right.

You don't get to try these flavors every day now.

Yeah, man, that's a flavor I've never even heard of.

[laughs] I know.

My name is PJ Green. Where do I look? Do I look at you?

- [cameraman] You can look at me.
- Okay, I want to look right in there.

I love it here, and I love this
company retreat that we're about to go on.

Because listen, if PJ can take a vacation,

PJ's going to take it, okay?

And we like to... What's up?

Can I get those papers that were in the printer?

Oh, yes. I'm sorry, there's a little chip dust on that.

Don't mind it.

[Kevin] Hot sauce is like having a moment.

You don't see this kind of thing happening with ketchup.

It's like, name me a YouTube ketchup show.

What's the name of that YouTube
ketchup show everyone watches?

No, because it doesn't exist.

It's hot sauce's time. It's our time. Hot sauce this time.

- Yeah.
- I'm Kevin Gomez.

I run HR here at Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce.

I consider myself kind of a big brother

that you can come and share your secrets with.

I guess I can give you a noogie too,
but mostly a sympathetic ear.

Thank you so much for jumping on this.

Yeah, absolutely. Thank you for having me.

The retreat is a huge deal for us every year.

It's kind of like my Super Bowl for the year.

You know, getting everything ready.

And you're gonna be my right-hand man.

This year's especially exciting

because our founder and CEO Doug is retiring.

- Kev, quick question?
- Sure, Jimmy.

If one of us got, like, one of those joke
chain emails or something like that...

Mm-hmm.

Can I forward it around the office or something?

Is it sexual in nature?

- Oh, yeah. Very much so.
- No.

- I wouldn't do that. No.
- No? Okay.

Better safe than sorry, right? [Laughs]

I guess so. What if I forward it...

Fair enough. You know, old Jimmy
would have already sent it.

- Okay. All right.
- All right. Thank you.

[Jackie] I rib Jimmy all the time,

but he has come a very long way.

When I first started here, I couldn't stand him.

He was a lot. You did a lot.

I did a lot.

But new Jimmy...



Warehouse.

He tries.

- Want a tour?
- Absolutely.

Great, let's take a tour. Not much
to see, but let's take a tour.

Over here, we got Sales.

Hey, guys.

- Hey.
- Hey.

This is Customer Relations, Amy. Hi, Amy.

Hi, Kevie.

I'm Amy Patterson.

My go-to Starbie's order is actually the same

as Taylor Swift's go-to Starbie's order.

Isn't that so funny?

[laughs]

Not really.

Good morning, Helen.

This is our accountant, Helen. This is Anthony.

Hi, Anthony.

I've been cooking the books here for 26 years.

Never been audited...

that I remember.

[Kevin] This is our sourcing expert here.

- Hey, I'm Anthony.
- Anthony, as well.

- Nice to meet you.
- Oh, nice.

[Kevin] Oh, that's right. Okay.

Come on, Anthony.

- [Anthony Gwinn] Oh, me?
- [Kevin] No, this Anthony.

[all laugh]

This is our CEO. He likes to meet everybody.

Hey, meet my new assistant for the week.

- Anthony. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Enjoy your office while you got it.
- [sighs] Yup.

Dougie's office soon.

I'm retiring, so bye-bye, Doug. Me.

My son is gonna be the new CEO,

and he is gonna be great.

I feel like he needs to be afforded the opportunity

to keep Rockin' Grandma a family business.

- Okay.
- I also understand the risks involved.

So, I appreciate your offer,

but I'm not ready to sell the company at this time.

Okay.

Doug, he's nice.

Um, he was a bit scary

just because, you know, he's obviously the big boss man.

He didn't even look up at me.

But it just shows that how serious
he takes his business and what he does.

- How you doing?
- Hey.

I'm Dougie, by the way.

- I'm Dad's son.
- Anthony, man.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

I usually set up in here.

- You don't mind if I... It's kinda just...
- No, do your thing.

Oof!

Kind of share Dad's office,

but I like to come in here and just,
like... It's like my sauce lab.

Are you a hot sauce guy?

Yes and no.

Cooking up something a little special for the retreat.

So, I'm like kind of, you know, excited about that.

- Yeah, I'm excited.
- Yeah.

I'll be the assistant, so anything y'all need, I'm there.

Yeah, this'll be my first one.

- Okay.
- I've only been back for six months.

- I lived in Jamaica for four years.
- Oh.

But yeah, just kinda fell in love,
linked up with these dudes.

We're just jamming with the lobby band.

You heard of the Jive Prophets? Ska band.

- No?
- No.

It has always been my hope
that Dougie would take over someday.

But when he dropped out of business school
to do a rock band in Jamaica,

I was like, "There goes that idea."

I just had to see if we could make it, you know?

Turns out we couldn't.

One of the things I'm trying to do,
like, when I take over for Dad,

is like zhuzh up the...

- The bottle?
- This has been this logo forever.

Like, it'll rock your socks off.

It'll rock your socks off!

- Kind of emphasize the "off"?
- Yeah, right?

We're Rockin' Grandma's. She should be like...

- Rockin' out?
- You know what I mean?

- I can get behind that one.
- Like shredding out.

Look, I've known Dougie his whole life. He's a great kid.

Yeah.

But is he the right fit for CEO?

People think I'm just taking over
because it's my dad's company or whatever.

But like, I want to put in the work, you know what I mean?

I want to show that I'm not just some,
like, nepo kid that's like

handed the keys.

"Oh, he's the Bronny of hot sauce," or whatever.

And it just bugs me because I'm not.

I'm better suited to run Rockin' Grandma's

than he is to be on an NBA team.

- You know what I'm saying?
- As long as you put in the work.

I wouldn't sweat it.

Bro.

Appreciate you, bro. Wisdom.

Dougie, he might be a little worried
about jumping into something new.

Especially when it's a family business.
He doesn't want to let his dad down.

Even after having one conversation with him,

I have faith in him.

[Dougie] Do you think she's gonna know?

That it's her birthday?

No, I know that she knows it's her birthday, dawg.

[laughs]

[Kevin] Today's a really big day

because, well, first of all,
the biggest thing today, Amy's birthday.

- [laughs]
- It's a big one too.

[all] Surprise!

[party favors blow]

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[rolling tongue]

[Kevin] It's kind of crazy around here.

Wrapping up loose ends before the retreat.

We were saying it's like senior it is, you know?

- Yeah.
- Like, we're all kind of wait...

You know, it's like the last day of school kind of feeling.

[all cheer]

[in Jamaican accent] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
In Jamaica, we say "Happy birthday..."

Uh-uh. Don't do that.

So you can set them on here. I can carry it all together.

Beautiful. That's my guy right there.

Well, he's my... Like I said, he's my guy. I hired him.

Who's to say I can't be both you guys' guy?

Whose guy? Whose guy?

Y'all aren't putting me in that situation.

- That's a lose-lose.
- [Dougie] Fair enough.

- That's my guy.
- Fair enough. He's my guy, though.

[Amy muffled] But I mean, like my own...

Like, my childhood tree house. I don't know.

- [knocks]
- [Kevin] Wait, you had a tree house?

Yes! My dad built it.

- Hey.
- I'll let you guys finish up.

- I love you, Kevie.
- You too.

Here, take a seat. Take a seat.

- Isn't she great?
- Yeah! Yeah.

I want to show you something, okay? This is exciting.

Okay. I can tell by the look on your face.

[both laugh]

- I haven't been able to tell anybody else.
- Okay.

But on night one of the retreat,

I'm gonna propose to Amy.

Yeah, man. Congratulations to you, brother.

- I'm gonna propose.
- Heck yeah, man. That's exciting.

I don't exactly know how I'm gonna propose to her.

Either public or private.

How would you do it if you were gonna do it?

It kind of depends on her, like what she likes.

- Yeah.
- To me, she seems like the outgoing type.

I would probably go for, like, in front of everybody.

Especially because y'all are a close-knit family.

I think you're right.

I was getting in my own head.
I was getting in my own head about it.

Now that I hear it out loud, I'm gonna do it in public

because I think it's the best way to do it.

- Yeah, absolutely, man. Yes, sir.
- Thank you so much.

See you tomorrow. Bright and early.

Mom, I got some very exciting news,
but I can't tell you for a few days.

[woman on phone] That sounds like good news, Kevie!

Okay, but get ready to be excited in a few days.

[laughs] Ah.

Excited to get the retreat started?

Very excited, very excited.

It's, uh...

It's sort of the calm before a lot of fun.

[laughs]

These are my last hours as a single man.

This is like a bachelor party on wheels.

Oh, my gosh.

[GPS] Turn right onto Triunfo Canyon Road.

Yeah, this is cool. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. I've only seen pictures of this gazebo thing.

- I want to show you something.
- Okay.

[Kevin] I know back at the office
I can be sort of a hard-a*s sometimes.

But here at the retreat, I like to cut loose

- and really just have fun.
- Okay.

- And so...
- I'm excited to see this.

For the duration of the retreat,
you can call me Captain Fun.

- Captain Fun?
- Yeah.

- Okay, Captain Fun.
- Captain Fun.

- And you're gonna be Lieutenant Fun.
- Okay. Do I get a hat too?

Uh, no. If we both had hats, it would confuse people.

Just a little jealous you pulled that one out.

[Kevin] Oh, no, Exactly.

[Anthony] It's a very beautiful property.

So I'm excited. Everybody's about
to get here, and the fun is gonna start.

Kevin is Captain Fun,

and I'm Lieutenant Fun because I'm his assistant.

And our job is to keep everybody happy
and keep a positive energy.

Hello.

- Hey.
- I'm Marjorie.

I'm the manager here at Oak Canyon.
I'm so sorry I didn't have your sign up.

The group that came before you guys, they just checked out

and they were a bit of a headache.

- Oh. That's okay.
- Terrible human beings.

Anyway, hi. Welcome, Rockin' Grandma's.

I've hosted dozens of wonderful organizations at the ranch,

and one group of... monsters.

Malibu Realtors.

I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine,

and they were swirling around cocaine in it.

[Kevin] Check, check. Me mind on fire. Me mind on fire.

Oh, here they come! Rockin' Grandma's is here!

- Fiesta!
- [festive music playing]

Whoo!

♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪

Whoo!

- ♪Me mind on fire ♪
- Welcome, guys.

♪ Me soul on fire Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪

[excited chatter]

- Whoo!
- Hey, hey, hey!

♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ We need a party song ♪

Yes, this is new.

♪ Fundamental jam ♪

- [Dougie] Yeah, baby.
- Get one for yourself.

- [man] Nice, nice.
- [Kevin] ♪Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪

His name is not Kevin. It is Captain Fun.

- [all] Oh!
- [Anthony] Okay? You gotta get it right.

♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪

Captain Fun, and he's Lieutenant Fun, by the way.

[Jackie] Lieutenant Fun!

I didn't get a cool hat, but Lieutenant.

[Jackie] Whoo!

This retreat is my escape.

I love my three babies and my husband,

but I just need one week without Cocomelon.

[Amy] That is such...

- [Claire] Hey.
- Claire!

- I made it.
- You made it just in time.

- How are you doing?
- I'm good.

Guys, Claire is here.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Claire!
- Hey, wait.

I'm just gonna put on bug spray really quick, sorry.

[Doug] No problem.

It's more than I thought.

More bugs.

It's my first retreat.

Um, I work remote.

I'm meeting everyone for the first time in person today.

I thought you were Black, honey.

I gotta get my computer fixed. It's really, really dark.

[Claire] You can just put up the brightness.

I felt like it was important that I come this year.

And I just, like, wanted to meet him in person

because obviously, it's... You know,
it's Doug's last retreat before...

[sighs]

Before he dies, which is really sad to me.

Before he dies?

Yeah, it's his last one.

No, he's retiring.

Not because he's dying?

No, he's not sick.

He's retiring.

You thought he was dying?

[Claire] Well, I just...

He was saying some stuff, and I saw kind of like a...

[coughing]

I don't know. Yeah, well, that's good.

- How was the drive in? Okay?
- Yeah.

I know you don't ever go on a bus, but we missed you.

And then do that... Oh, yeah!

- [playing rhythmic beat]
- Yeah! Yeah!

The first person I kind of connected with,
I would say, is Dougie.

He was very raw and vulnerable with me,

so I think that allowed me to open up to him.

Hey, man, you have to show me some of your music sometime.

For sure. Jive Prophets. We, like, had the falling out.

We're kind of trying to...

- Work it back?
- Kind of.

- Okay.
- Yeah, it's complicated, dude.

Bands are like family, you know what I mean?

Like, one little rip

- could turn into a big tear.
- A big tear.

That's kind of what happened with us, you know.

Did it kind of like tear in separate ways,
or like down the middle?

- How many people are in it?
- Kind of just like...

a tear on my side.

They kind of like...

- Tore you out?
- Yeah.

[Doug] I would like to welcome each and every one of you

to Rockin' Grandma's annual retreat.

- Give it up! Come on!
- [cheering and applause]

Fantastic.

And I think that this is definitely

gonna be our best retreat.

That's because you have got so much to look forward to.

And we have got team building,

fantastic motivational speakers and seminars.

Kate, I know you like that.

We have got the client cookout, huh?

- [cheering and applause]
- I'm hungry.

Yes. And then not to mention
the Doug-cathelon, ladies and gentlemen.

[all cheer]

Last, but not least,

the Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent talent contest.

Now, come on!

[cheering and applause]

I also, uh, want to make sure

that I share something with you.

And now's the time, I think.

Uh...

right here.

This is the spoon that was used by my grandma,

Grandma Roz, your great-grandmother,

when she used to make hot sauce in our kitchen

- when I was a little boy.
- [Dougie] What?

My grandmother used to stir the pot and make the sauce,

and she used to say that the main ingredient was love.

And I always, you know, held that to my heart until...

I found out years later that it's really manzano peppers.

That's the main ingredient.

Anthony, what do you got, pal?

Um, honestly, I smell the bug spray on my hands.

Not an ingredient in Grandma's hot sauce,
buddy, I gotta tell you.

[Dougie] No, that's not in there.

- Dougie Jr.
- Wait, really?

- Son, come here.
- What?

Oh, that's so cute!

I am giving you this spoon now.

Stir the sauce well.
You are the future of Rockin' Grandma's.

Give it up for my son, Dougie Womack Jr.

[Anthony] Congratulations on that, man.

- [Dougie] Dude, I know, right?
- [Anthony] I almost started crying

because the feeling of what it's like to be a dad.

I want to be able to pass something down to my son.

Like, I love that for y'all, man.

[Dougie] It's the best. Thank you, bro. Yeah.

[Amy] Oh, boy.

[Claire] How long do you give Dougie?

[Amy] I don't know. He's so nice, and he has such big hair.

[Claire] Oh, God. We're so...

[water burbling]

[birds tweeting]

[producer] So, how are you feeling
about the retreat, Anthony?

Oh, I'm feeling really good about the whole thing...

- [producer] Not you, Anthony.
- Wait, which...

You're good, man. Keep running.

I was kind of thinking, you know,

Anthony and I have the same name and it's confusing.

From here on out,

everyone should just call me "Other Anthony."

Actually, I'm Lieutenant Fun.
Scratch that. I'm Lieutenant Fun.

- [excited chatter]
- Yeah.

Aye, aye.

[Jimmy] Other Anthony. First nickname?

Yeah, I've never really had a nickname.

It's a longer name.

That's a long nickname.

[Dougie] I want to do, real quick, take this spoon and say

what your intentions are for the retreat.

This is my first one, and I'm just really excited

to grow my bond with each
and every one of you as the leader.

And, um, and send you off in style, Dad. I love you.

That's great.

[Dougie] You know, people think this job was handed to me.

And I'm just excited to, like,
prove that it's not like a hand job.

It's a earn job, you know what I mean?

So, just looking forward to proving that.

Get more sleep than I normally do.

Be more appreciative about everything
that I have here, like my own bed.

[Jackie] Wait, are you still on Helen's couch?

- Yeah. Well, her love seat.
- [Helen] He's on my love seat.

- [Other Anthony] Yeah, I can't lay flat.
- [Claire] What happened?

I know this, but I don't want to spill your tea.

My condo had black mold spread.

I was installing the dishwasher incorrectly.

Water went everywhere.

Stupidly turned the heat on.

- [laughs]
- [Amy] Why?

I thought it would dry the water.

- It's a science experiment.
- [all laugh]

Because it is Doug's last retreat,

my intention is to find and open the time capsule.

[Jackie] Oh!

[Helen] Remember the time capsule?

[Doug] Yes, we're gonna do that. Add that to the list.

Is this the...

The one we buried in 2017?

Yeah.

I don't remember a lot of that night. Yeah.

First day on the retreat, it's very exciting.

And I think Captain Fun might have
something in store for us later today.

[Kevin] I would love your help with this proposal.

- [Anthony] Okay.
- [Kevin] I have the spot picked out.

- You think you could help me film it?
- [Anthony] Yeah, absolutely.

So basically, this is, I think, where I'm gonna do it.

What does this look like...

Let's say I'm over here.

By the way, if she's crying, zoom in.

Get it. If I'm crying, zoom out.

Don't get me crying close-up.

Do you mind just one thing?

Can you just stand in real quick,

- just so that I know how it's...
- Yeah, absolutely.

Any Patterson, I love you. Will you marry me?

Ah! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

By the way, you think I should wear this?
Or what do you think?

Um...

Yeah, maybe take it off. Maybe take it off.

- You wouldn't wear your hat to...
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

When you eat dinner, you're supposed to take your hat off.

So when you're proposing, you probably should.

- Well, Captain Fun makes the rules here.
- Right, right?

You make the final call.

[Kevin] Thank you so much for helping out.

- This is, uh...
- [Anthony] Absolutely.

- I think she's gonna love it.
- Yeah, I know she's gonna love it.

- Oh, it looks great on camera too.
- Does it look good?

- Yeah.
- Oh, are they coming?

Oh, here we go.

- Maybe I can't do this. I don't know.
- [Anthony] You got it, man.

You got it, man.

- [Dougie] What's going on?
- [Amy] Look how pretty this is!

- Come on in.
- [Amy] This is so pretty!

[Kevin] Thank you, everybody, for coming. Amy, could you...

Scoot over, scoot over, scoot over.

Scoot over, scoot over.

- Is this like another birthday thing?
- Yeah, well, sort of. Yeah.

Yeah, definitely.

[Kevin laughs]

Um, Amy, ever since we started working
together at Rockin' Grandma's years ago,

my fondest memories of this job have been with you.

- Aw.
- Especially at this retreat.

[laughs] I remember years ago,

uh, you and I got pretty drunk on Dirty Shirleys.

And, uh, My Best Friend's Wedding was on the TV.

And, uh, we then and there made a promise to each other

that if we both reached the age of 40
and neither of us were married,

that we would marry each other.

So, here I am.

Amy Patterson, I love you.

- [Dougie] No.
- Will you marry me?

[gasps]

Kevin...

[stammers] No.

- Kevin...
- [Kevin] What?

[Amy] No, no, I know what we said,

and that is a really cute movie.

But, I mean, Kevs, we've never even been on a date.

No, we went out to dinner
the other night for your birthday.

Yeah, but it was me and you
and eight of my other girlfriends.

Oh, okay.

[Kevin] No, but we love each other...

I should probably stop recording.

Oh, my God, were you gonna propose with that hat on?

[laughs] Oh, no, no, no. Uh, no.

Should we give them a moment?

I feel like we need to like, walk away...

I feel like we need to like, walk away
and let them have a moment.

I gotcha.

It's a joke. I gotcha! It's a joke.

[laughing] You should see your face.

Doug, you should see your face.
You should all see your face.

No, it's a joke. This is a joke.
Anthony, you know it's a joke.

It's a joke.

- It's a joke. It's a joke.
- Is this like a joke that you...

- [loud pop]
- [all gasp]

- Congrats on the joke!
- [Kevin] It's a joke. It's a...

- Hey, guys...
- All right, all right.

Captain Fun strikes again, everybody. It's a... Yeah.

It wasn't a great joke, but no, it's a fun joke.

This isn't even a real ring, by the way.
Not even a real ring.

[Amy] Oh, okay.

[water splashes]

[Kevin] Fake proposal, fake ring, you know.

[Marjorie] He's Captain Fun, guys.

[laughs]

Hey, hang back with me for one minute, buddy.

- You need some help picking up?
- Sure, I'll need some help.

- Uh, um, walk with me just for a minute.
- Okay.

Uh, that actually was not a joke. That was a real proposal.

[Anthony] Yeah, I'm aware.

I think I might have misinterpreted
the nature of our relationship, actually.

- Yeah.
- You know. I made mistake.

That was wrong. That was wrong.

[Anthony] Possibly, but at least now...

I was gonna say, at least now she knows
how you feel about her genuinely.

But you told her it's a joke so... maybe she doesn't?

She's probably really confused now.

[Kevin] Sure, sure, sure.

[sighs]

Do you think it was because I wore the hat?

Um, not really.

- Is that where I lost her?
- She might not have liked the hat.

But you know, I think if she...

If that's really what she was wanting to do,

I don't think the hat would have made a difference.

- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah. Yeah. Um...

- Just wait here one second, okay?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm here for you, man. Whatever you need.

[Kevin] Thank you so much.
- Yes, sir.

[door closes]

Okay, so...

I think I'm gonna go because I can't face Amy right now.

And I can't face anybody else right now for the moment.

You're Captain Fun now, okay?

- Okay. Yeah, I got it.
- You know, you got this. You're...

Do you not want to go back
and get that ring that you threw?

Could you find that? Because I spent a lot of money.

That's what I'm saying. You don't want to just leave it.

It's worth about eight grand.

- You know, you're...
- Come here.

- Okay.
- You're good, man. Take a breath.

- Breathe, all right?
- Yeah. No, I appreciate it.

- I really appreciate you.
- Yes, sir.

Everything's good. You're gonna have a great time.

You're Captain Fun. You got this. I don't got this.

By the way, just tell them I left
not because I'm embarrassed.

Just tell them I had diarrhea.
Tell them I got subpoenaed by the court.

[laughing] Okay.

[Kevin] Any excuse.

[car ignition chimes]

- You're officially promoted, Captain Fun.
- [laughing] Yeah!

[sighs]

[cans clatter]

Oh...

Oh, buddy.

- [indistinct chatter]
- [cans rattling]

What is this?

[Dougie] I think he put cans on his car
as part of the joke.

[Anthony] Quite clearly, you can see it wasn't a joke.

He's left because he's embarrassed.

[sighs]

[Amy] All right, she... Come on.

He'll write a song about it and be... And go nuts.

We've never even been on a date.

- [Claire] I was wondering.
- Yeah.

- What about sexting?
- [Amy] No.

- [Claire] Tasteful nudes?
- [Amy] Nothing.

[Helen] You should be proud of yourself for standing up

- and saying the right thing.
- [Jackie] Listen to Mama Helen.

[Anthony sighs]

I'm not quite sure how to handle this situation.

Can we step over and have a conversation real quick?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Um, so he left...

- Okay.
- Because he was embarrassed.

He told me not to tell them that,

but he said just make something up.

And I'm like, "This is your company."

Like, you know, I'm a temporary worker.

I don't know if he told you. I haven't been...

- Yeah, I don't know.
- I've only been with them three days.

- So it feels like a lot.
- Yeah.

I'm sure no one would blame you if you wanted to leave too.

[Marjorie] Like, if you want to leave, I got your back.

But if you want to do what Kevin said
and stay, I got your back there too.

- It's up to you.
- I got it. I'm gonna talk to them.

- Thank you.
- [Marjorie] Yeah.

All right, guys. So Kevin told me to let you...

Told me to let you guys know that he had to leave

because he had some family issues.

Continue with the retreat and let's have a good time.

- Okay.
- All right.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

- It's okay.
- [Steve] Yeah, cool.

- [Amy] Okay.
- Let's have a good time, y'all.

It's quiet. Come on, y'all, let's do this! Yeah!

[all] Oh!

I'm the new... I got a promotion.
Let's have a good time, baby! Yeah!

[all cheer]

I think the most important thing about working here

is the family aspect.

And I would like to officially knight thee.

[Doug] Yes!

[PJ] Once you find a place that cares about you,

it's so easy to give your all.

- Let's do it.
- [PJ] Captain Fun.

[Kevin] With a company this small,
everybody sort of has to be invested,

making sure that the transition from Doug to Dougie Jr.

Goes smoothly, and that's a lot
of what this retreat is about.

It's like, when you get a feeling
in the pit of your stomach

and you can define it as nervousness
or you can define it as excitement,

I choose to define it as excitement.

[cans rattling]

This is bittersweet for me

because I want to send Dad off and it's sad

because it's like the ending of an era,

but it's also sweet because I'm taking over

and I'm excited to, you know, to show what I can bring.

And, you know, all that excitement.

[boisterous singing]

[Doug] I really want to give Dougie the chance to do this,

and that is why this week at the retreat is so big.

I need to see that he's got what it takes.

[Anthony] So, yeah, today was, uh...

interesting, to say the least, in so many aspects.

Kevin's gone. Dougie's taking over.

I mean, there's a lot going on.

They seem like a tight group.

A family business.

I just hope I can make this retreat a success.

Good night, y'all.

[narrator] This season on Company Retreat.

- There's been a robbery!
- You can search my room.

- What?
- This is my fault.

Let's show them what we got, huh?
Let's show them who we are.

You really did that?

- [all gasping]
- Jesus!

Welcome to the Doug-cathelon!

[woman] Yeah!

Oh, my God!

Yeah!

[all calling] Dougie! Dougie!

[all imitating chomping]

I just want a couple!

[woman] Who is that?

Oh...

Bro!

Bruh!

- [rhythmic clapping]
- [boisterous chatter]

This feels crazy. Is this crazy?

Put it down.

Put it down!

Dougie Jr.!

[steam hissing]

[Jackie] Keep going!

- [man] Stop him!
- Get up.

Get up.

If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff,

they're gonna be like, "You're lying."