01x03 - Queens Down Under

[bunniefuu]

G'day, g'day, g'day.

-We're playing the Snatch Game!
-Oh!

Girl, I'm feeling good as hell!

Oh, sorry Ru, there's just
blowies
all over me face at the moment.

Now, I don't know
what that term means.

I wrote "peanut butter," because
I always say who needs a man

when you've got two corgis and
a jar of peanut butter in the
fridge?

Anita Wigl'it,
con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

I've made my decision.

Coco Jumbo.
Shantay, you stay.

Art Simone.
Sashay away.

[sobbing]

Thank you.

Oh, my God, this b*tch.

"Love, Art.

Karen, bring home that crown."

I'm completely gagged.

I'm so gagged,
I'm pretty much speechless.

That was one gag of a season,
I must say.

Couple years ago, I was to
perform
at a bar's Christmas party.

The owner's wife,
she says to me,

"I just want you to know that
you are
nothing compared to Art Simone."

Well, that's enough
arts and crafts for today.

-[laughs]
-Oh!

-Thanks, b*tch.
-Shady b*tch.

I just kicked Art Simone off
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.

Take that, b*tch.
[tongue pop]

Now that Art's gone,
the competition has totally
changed.

I kind of came here thinking
that
if I was gonna see her in this
room,

she was gonna be my
number one competition.

I mean, that's a wakeup call
for all of us, right?

Today has me shook.

Everything that I thought
I knew has gone out the window.

-You can't prepare for it.
-No, not at all.

If Art Simone's going home,
anyone can go home in this
competition.

-Anything could happen.
-At any moment.

I think now's the perfect time
to
establish yourself in the
competition,

-and to put your best foot
forward.
-I cannot believe today.

Whether or not that foot
is in a stiletto.

What a day.

Mine definitely is.

Closed-toed shoes for the win.

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under

will receive a one-year supply
of Revolution Beauty cosmetics,

and a cash prize of $30.000.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Rhys Nicholson,

and our extra-special
guest stars,

Leland and Troye Sivan.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

-Winner winner.
-Chicken dinner.

Yes!

It's another week at
RuPaul's Drag Race.

[high-pitched]
Well, top eight, everybody.

[high-pitched]
Oh, my f*cking God!

And I'm still here!
I'm feeling f*cking amazing.

-We've got to be careful of
these two.
-I know.

I'm feeling very intimidated if
I have to
go up against either of you two
now.

-I know.
-Oh, my gosh.

Hopefully we can get them both
in the bottom together this
week,

so they cancel each other out.

Everyone's starting to get,
like,
really nervous knowing that

I'm such a, like, powerhouse
when it comes to performance

that, um, if they end up in the
bottom
with me, they could be going
home.

So, what do we think
it's gonna be this week?

-I want to do some quick drag.
-Oh, no!

I thought you'd been doing that
the last couple of weeks.

-[siren]
-Ah!

[singsong]
Happening today!

My queen Supremes,
may I give you some Pointers?

Time to put on your Bangles,
and break into 5th Harmony,

with a Little Mix,
and a whole lot of TLC.

You may reach your Destiny,
Child.

I'm so stupid, I'm like,
"What would that mean?"

-G'day, g'day, g'day.
-Yay!

G'day!

Queens, con-drag-ulations
for making it through Snatch
Game.

-Yay!
-Ooh.

Now it's time to have
some fun in the sun.

-Ooh!
-Yes.

You need to hit the beach,
b*tch,

and show us your best
slow-motion surf rescue.

Oh!

Ladies, no beach babe is ready

without a well-tamed map
of Tasmania.

-Am I right?
-Yes.

So, feel free to do a little
bushwhacking

-with the Lawn Mower 3.0 from
Manscaped.
-Ooh.

#DragRaceDownUnder.

You have 20 minutes
to get into quick lifeguard
drag.

Ready, set, go!

Welcome to tonight's episode
of Babewatch,

brought to you by Manscaped.

First up, Etcetera Etcetera.
Oh, boy.

Eyes up here, Ru.

Now, you look fantastic,
but something is missing.

Oh, Pit Crew!

We're getting really hot!

Welcome to this week's
episode of Babewatch,

-another ripper day on Bondi
Beach.
-[squeaking]

Uh-oh, someone's
in trouble in the water.

It's Babewatch to the rescue.

Faster, faster, go on!

-Gotta get your knees up.
-Yeah.

[popping]

Karen From Finance.

-Oh, someone's drowning!
-Someone's drowning!

To the rescue, in slow motion.

[slowly]
She's never going to get there.

Up next, it's Kita Mean.

I thought you'd brought a drink
for Max over there, or Rod.

Would you like something
to suck on?

And, go!

Yes, oh, oh, dear.

Elektra Shock.

She's so good at these
mini-challenges.

-It's a long f*cking beach!
-[laughs]

-Okay.
-Shame about the manscape.

RuPaul: Lick your lips, Elektra.
[laughs]

Coco Jumbo.
Jiggle them t*tties, b*tch.

Yes, run!

-Fat a*s saves lives.
-Yes.

Get on that flotation device,
honey.

-Anita Wigl'it!
-What a dump.

You're a very unique lifeguard.

Quick,
you've got to run to them.

Yes, okay.

[creaking]

Maxi Shield.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, ooh.

Scarlet Adams.
How long have you been a
lifeguard?

I've been a lifeguard for as
long as
I can remember, which isn't very
long.

[laughs]
Okay, all right, and go.

You've got to save lives,
you've got to save lives.

You've got to save some lives.

[laughs]
Yes, yes.

Yes!
[laughs]

Lovely. Well done.

Con-drag-ulations,
you've saved the lives.

Yeah!

Wow, you are all a bunch of
slip-slop-slappers, aren't you?

I am.

But two of you really saved the
day.

The winners of today's
mini-challenge are...

-Scarlet Adams.
-Oh!

-And Elektra Shock.
-Ooh!

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

Those f*cking b*tches.

Scarlet, you've won a $2.500
gift card

-from Glitter au Gogo.
-Oh, my God!

Biodegradable glitter.

And Elektra,
you've won a $2.500 gift card

from Philmah's WerqShop.

That's "WerqShop" with a "Q".

All right,
time to leave the beach

and make a big splash
in the music industry.

Ooh!

For this week's maxi-challenge,
you'll be competing in two
groups,

as you debut the brand-new
Drag Race anthem,

-Queens Down Under.
-Hey!

Written by Drag Race composer,
Leland.

Wow!

Now, each of you needs to write
your own solo verse, and as a
group,

you need to work together to
create
show-stopping choreography.

Now, Elektra and Scarlet,
you are team captains,

so you can choose the groups.

Scarlet, you choose first.

-Etcetera Etcetera.
-Oh!

-Neighbors.
-Good neighbors become good
friends.

-Everybody likes neighbors.
-Yeah, you do.

All right, Elektra,
who do you choose?

I am a little apprehensive
with who I'm picking.

I'm not sure if they're dancers.

-Karen From Finance.
-Karen From Finance.

Go on over there.

Yeah, I'm really surprised
to be picked.

Elektra and I don't know
each other very well.

Scarlet, who do you choose?

Let's go with Miss Coco Jumbo.

-Coco Jumbo.
-Hey, h*, hey.

Elektra Shock.

Well, a Friday night just isn't
a Friday night without Kita
Mean.

RuPaul: Kita Mean.

Finally, this b*tch
has called my name.

Okay, well, we can't have
the two New Zealanders together,

-so I'm gonna ask for Anita.
-Oh, thank you!

Really, that was a cover,
because
I just didn't want to have her
on my team.

-Of course, by default, Miss
Maxi Shield--
-Yes.

-I wanted you anyway, b*tches.
-Will go to Elektra's team.

I should be like,
"Oh, that's cool,

I've always been picked last."

Oh, I don't give a rat's a*s,
to be honest.

Now, to help create
your girl group style,

feel free to use products
provided
by our squirrel friends

at Snag Tights.

-Ooh!
-Oh, yes!

Snag Tights?

Now, later today, you'll be
recording
your lyrics with the help

of former girl group superstar,

-Michelle Visage.
-Yeah!

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

Whoo!

Okay, let's go,
girls, our team's going.

-All right, Team t*tties.
-This is crazy.

I've never written music
in all my life.

I'm gonna need help with lyrics.

-I've written a recipe.
-We can help you.

I'll handle the choree.

-Okay.
-Great.

I am pulling out
all the stops this week.

I need to show these judges
that I deserve to be here.

In this four, we have everything
that we need to win this
challenge.

-What is that?
-We've got a dance teacher.

Those four are really strong,
but I feel
like they're also gonna get,

like, a little bit carried away.

Number one, I think we need to
make sure that whatever we're
doing

is really, really,
across-the-board
simple, but effective.

I don't want it to be, like,
step-touch-clap.

It's a dance challenge, and as
someone
who's a dancer, I want to shine.

I really want to win this week.
[laughs]

Like, this is my sh*t,
this is what I do.

I'm not, like, the best dancer,
but I put,
like, my own spin on it to make
it work.

This is exactly the group I
wanted.

I'm so, so glad
that they picked Anita.

Just that I've had my eye on
you.

Oh, you've looked down
all this time.

I've looked down all this time!

I don't think I'd like to work
with
Scarlet, or Etcetera.

They seem to have
very strong opinions.

When you have too many chefs
in the kitchen, like,

you're never gonna get
the meal done.

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

I love the song, it's so good!

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ We doin' it, doin' it right ♪

-Do we want to listen to the--
-Everybody's lyrics?

-Uh, I don't really have much.
-That's all right.

But I was going for, like,
a bridge sort of thing.

I want it to be like,
"Oh, my good, g*y, girlie God.

Something else,
and I need some help."

Coco has not prepared
anything, really.

Do you want us to, like,
give you a hint?

Yep, absolutely.

If Etcetera and I don't step in
and help her out with these,

this is gonna be a car crash.

♪ I'm the b*tch that's number
one ♪

I won the mini-challenge.

I'm sorry, but that's just
the way it's gotta be.

You can't just put your foot
down
if it's not gonna work.

I can do whatever I want.

Ugh, Elektra, seriously,
you're being a diva, girl.

Holy sh*t.

Psych, m*therf*ckers!

The funny thing was, when Kita
was like,
"Elektra, stop being a diva,"

I was like, "Oh yeah,
that's totally believable."

We'll check back on you in an
hour
and see if that fight's real
that time.

Maybe they should be spending
more time
working on their lyrics and
choreography.

-Queens down un-- oh!
-[siren]

-Oh, sh*t!
-Oh, my gosh, RuMail again?

-What the heck?
-Bring it, mama.

Hey, queens, it's Troye Sivan.

-Oh!
-And Leland.

-Hi!
-Hi!

We're so excited to be here.

Troye and I have been writing
songs
together now for years.

We've written songs about
everything,
from our youth...

-To flowers...
-To getting f*cked hard in the
as*h*le,

like a pig-bottomed, bareback
bottom,
raw-dog bottom b*tch.

-[crickets chirping]
-Okay, werk.

I mean, relate, on a spiritual
level,
I really relate to that.

And since you have to write
and record your own verses,

Ru asked us to come and share
with you our songwriting tips.

Personality. You want these
lyrics
to scream you, and be unique.

If you're gonna say something
that's already been said before,

put your own spin on it.

Give yourself a vocal
performance that
you're gonna want to match on
that stage.

-Yeah.
-All right, queens,

now it's time for you to become
the pop stars that we know you
are.

-Whoo!
-Good luck...

and don't f*ck it up.

Yes!

-Bye!
-Those boys told us to have
personality,

and honey, I've got that
by the bucketload.

Okay. Hi!
-Hi!

Welcome, Team
Three and a Half Men,

and my instinct is going to say,
Maxi's the half.

-Boxed in again.
-[laughs]

I'm not a singer.

I could probably perform a song

at a straight bar in a karaoke,

and that's because
everyone's pissed.

Karen From Finance,
meet Jamie from AV.

Karen:
Hi, Jamie from AV.

Are you singing,
or are you rapping?

I'm like a white person rapping.
[laughs]

-Hit it!
-♪ Welcome to the game ♪

♪ I'm Karen From Finance,
clocking in tonight ♪

-♪ I'll be dotting all the I-- ♪
-Cut, please. Cut.

So, I like what you're saying,
I think it was a little flat.

You're Karen From Finance.

-Yeah.
-Goofy.

Picture yourself performing
this.

Kita Mean.

♪ I'm here to boast,
I'm the host with the most ♪

♪ So get in gross in this
overdose ♪

-Wow.
-Problematic?

Michelle: Listen.
[laughs]

Really, really good.

I think we should try the whole
thing
from the top, in French.

♪ Eh, je m'appelle Kita Mean ♪

♪ Oui, oui, je me... ♪

Pew!
Hit it, out of the park.

Michelle: Elektra Shock.

♪ High kick 'til I snatch the
crown ♪

♪ All these other m*therf*cking
b*tches
going down ♪

♪ Got basic drag,
but I'll make you laugh ♪

"I got basic drag,
but I'll make you laugh."

-Oh, that's true.
-[laughs]

Michelle agrees with my lyric.

-What are you gonna do?
-Do one more for good luck?

Hi, Maxi Shield.
Are you a singer, Maxi?

Uh, I think I'm more of a
draw-er.

Can you sing, like,
"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

-Lovely. Keep going.
-That was beautiful.

Let's hear what you got.

♪ It's time for a big girl
to snatch the crown ♪

♪ With years of experience,
these b*tches should bow down ♪

♪ I have two big melons,
and a rump to boot-- ♪

Cut, cut, cut, cut. Cut.

Would you ever consider doing
"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

Oh, girl, f*ck.

-I love what you're doing.
-Yeah.

It's just no timing. Zero.

I've never quite experienced
this before.

This is gonna be the f*cking
thing
that trips us up.

-Are you rhythmly challenged?
-A litle bit, yes.

Oh, okay.
What I want you to do is--

♪ It's time for a big girl
to snatch the crown, with-- ♪

-Oh, sh*t. Sorry.
-Okay.

"Time for a big girl
to snatch the crown."

Here's me thinking we were in
the dream team,

and... waah!

♪ Time for a big girl
to snatch the crown ♪

f*ck. f*ck.

Thank you,
Team Three and a Half Men.

-Thank you.
-Thank you, Michelle.

-Now, get outta here.
-Let's get outta here!

Well done!

Welcome, Outback Fake-Hoes.

We are gonna start with
your captain, Scarlet.

♪ West coast legend,
Perth-onality-- ♪

Recording with Michelle Visage
is the most fun I've had here.

That was such a f*cking cool
moment.

♪ Brand it, b*tch ♪

-♪ Scarlet red letter ♪
-Very cute.

-I love the branding.
-I feel like I'm crushing this.

I think, like,
punctuate it a bit more.

Like, "Scarlet red letter,"
like, keep it short and punchy.

Right.

No, b*tch. No.

♪ They call me Wigl'it,
I'll jiggle it, I'll tickle it ♪

♪ Open up my thighs, look
inside,
and you might see my d*ck ♪

♪ Don't call me a ma-a-a-an ♪

♪ My dry-a*s p*ssy
is serving you Gran-- ♪

Poetry.

-You are so stupid.
-Thank you.

I mean, which is the highest
compliment
on RuPaul's Drag Race, it's
not--

♪ I'm the glamour bug, b*tch,
Etcetera ♪

♪ Serving hard like Federer ♪

"I'm serving the glamour bug,
b*tch,
Etcetera."

Oh, he's a tennis player.

Yeah, it's a sporting reference
for our
wonderful straight audiences at
home.

Michelle: Wow, okay.

My mum's a huge tennis fan,
so this is my little shoutout to
her.

You can-- you can take
your headphone down.

-Sorry.
-[laughs]

I'm living the fantasy!

I'm living the fantasy,
I'm just, you know--

You are Mariah, I get it.

She read me to filth for living
my recording studio fantasy,

but if that's the only thing I'm
being
read to filth for, then I'm
loving it.

♪ Oh, my good, g*y, girlie God ♪

♪ Jumbo's here to bring the fun,
this b*tch it's nice-- ♪

Stop, stop for a second.

[needle scratch]

Love the idea,
timing's a little bit off.

Pitch is way off.

-Yeah, I'm sorry.
-So-- Don't apologize.

Now, Coco is on
struggle street.

♪ Oh, my- - ♪
No.

♪ Oh, my good, g*y,
girlie God ♪

Her choice to sing
is probably not a good one.

♪ Oh, my good, g*y, girlie God--
♪

Again, again, let's do it again,
let's do it again.

-Yeah, I f*cked up.
-She cannot hit that pitch.

She probably does it about


Uh, running out of time,
so let's get one more in.

-Yep, sorry.
-I think we've--

You apologize far too much.
You do not need to apologize.

You're not used to being in the
wrong.

You're used to taking blame
for things that aren't yours.

Good job, Outback Fake-Hoes!

Get out of here, get out.

Be gone.

To the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.

All right.

We've just recorded
all of our verses.

So, we gotta fill this space,
ladies.

And now it's time to start
putting
some choreography together.

We turn, one, Kita steps out.
Two, I step out,

Three, Maxi peeks around, four.
Gorgeous.

I think this challenge really
highlights my skills.

Boom-da-da-ga.

It's a lot of pressure.

If this goes wrong,
it's all on me.

-Here to get it right.
-Pause.

So, for that one, we're gonna
have to be a little bit tighter,

so come in to there so we're
not traveling quite as far.

As we start learning
the choreography...

And ba-ba-ba-dup-ba.

Like, I'm having a lot of fun
learning it.

Queens down under.

Look, wrap, slap.

-This is gonna be sickening.
-Yes, okay!

All right, let's get out of
here.

We've done all our rehearsals,
we feel great about this.

As a group, we are so much
better
than I could ever have imagined.

This is something I'm so
confident in,
it's great to be teaching.

I haven't taught a dance class
for a long time.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah, I had a dance studio,

and I, like, lost it.

And it was all very traumatic
for me.

It's traumatic for me
just to hear about it, that's
awful.

I lo-- basically I lost my
business
and my home, and lived in a
garage.

f*cking hell.

It's really daunting, talking
about what
I've gone through with the other
queens.

I don't want to show any
weakness.

And I lost everything.

-Hence, my basic drag, but um--
no.
-No.

Elektra's the only queen
that I've never met,

so I knew next to nothing about
her,
except that she is a fierce
dancer.

She has a fire within her
that I didn't realize existed

until we were given this
challenge.

But, just that little
choreography
that you've done,

I would be sad that you aren't
sharing that with people.

-Yeah, totally.
-You're very good,

and you're teaching someone
that, you know,

hasn't got much experience
doing choreography.

I could just see little, young
g*y boys
and girls learning how to dance

in heels from Elektra, you know?

-Yeah.
-That's amazing.

I'm hearing a lot of "ah,
hurrah,"
a lot of love from these girls.

To share this part of me, I
think,
just made us closer as a group.

I was so confident before, and I
think
I preached, "Believe in
yourself,"

and all that stuff,
and then I lost it all,

and I couldn't teach them that
bit.

Why would I always that
one thing out loud?

Is it hard to say?

I was so confident,
and I would teach these kids

that, "You can do it,
believe in yourself."

And when you get
knocked back like that,

you know that the world isn't
such a nice place anymore,

and that's something that you
don't want to teach to people.

Well, I can feel the passion
in even what you're doing today,

and it's so fun to share it.

The thing with Drag Race is that
you don't
need money to win this thing.

You need the fire,
the heart, and the soul,

and she's got all those things.

-Shall we get back into it?
-Well, let's get back into it.

-On that note.
-I want her to win this week.

She's helped me out so much.

This is her week to win,
and I want to see that happen.

All right, back to work, ladies,
let's go.

-All right, straight line,
please.
-Straight-ish. [laughs]

All right, girls,
it's time for rehearsal.

Whoo!

If it were me, I would do
much harder choreography.

One, two, three, four, hit.

♪ Queens down under ♪

Oh, sorry.

You need to make it so
the whole group looks cohesive,

and if that means simplifying
the choreography,

then that's what has to be done.

Toe, toe, hip, hip,
boob, boob, tiara?

-It's way too fast for that.
-Oh, yeah!check

I sort of wanted everyone to
have
their moment to, like, input
into it.

Some of the input was dumb.

Toe, toe, boob, hip,
boob, boob, tiara.

No, that's messy.

What about, you go toe, toe,
Coco, you go hip, hip.

I go boob, boob,
and she crowns herself.

-b*tch!
-[tongue pop]

To be honest, I think it's
cleaner
if Coco and I

go toe, toe, hip, hip,
boob, boob,

You don't go tiara, you crown
her,
and then you walk off.

Being a good leader is about
leading from behind.

Even though Scarlet's
team captain this week,

I'm definitely helping everyone.

I'll let you just have to step
one,
two, stop, while Coco continues.

I don't think she'll get there
in,

"Hey, b*tch, it's nice to meet
ya."
It's got to be a two-count.

Etcetera and Scarlet were
sort of like fighting over

who is the lead choreographer.

-I think we should do diagonal.
-I don't think we have enough
time.

I wouldn't say Etcetera's
much of a dancer.

I think I've only seen her in,
like, three
production shows and they're all
sh*t.

I think if we do something
fun here, like,

she does something and we
cannon, cannon, cannon...

Yeah, that's cute.

On her side of Sydney,
Etcetera is the boss,

and she surrounds herself
with amateurs,

so she can really shine.

Go, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, Coco!

Yeah, and then instead of just
doing that,
you'd be like, "Coco!"

-Yeah.
-If I was the other group, I'd
be worried,

because this foursome,
I think, is awesome.

-La-la-la-la-la!
-Outback Fake-Hoes!

Outback Fake-Hoes, b*tch!
[laughs]

Oh, my gosh,
I'm feeling excited for today.

Let's get ready.

Coco, can I take some of
your glitters for this one?

Absolutely, of course.

Looking through Coco's stuff
this morning,

trying to find a glitter
to wear for the runway,

and I find this note.

Have you seen this?

It says, "Watch out."

-Wha...
-"Watch out"?

Huh?
What the f*ck does this mean?

Like, did Art leave this?

Is this a girl from one of the
other
teams, trying to, like,

mess up our juju?

Guys, does anyone recognize
this handwriting?

Shady.

I think your other face wrote
that.

Like, what if Coco planted it
there
herself to make us feel sorry
for her?

But I don't think she's that
clever.

Show me the handwriting?

Coco sent Art home,
so it makes sense that Art would
write it.

Well, it's not Kita,
'cause she can't spell.

Yes!

[whispering]
I wrote the note.

No, I didn't.

But I do love sh*t-stirring,
so I should have written the
note.

What color pen were you guys
using yesterday?

Green.

I'm pretty sure that it was
from Art Simone.

Like, watch out?

For what, another lip sync
for your life, b*tch?

[music plays]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

-[applause]
-Whoo!

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.

From the girl group Seduction,
Michelle Visage.

Now, are you excited to see
our queens perform tonight?

Ru, I am so excited,
I'm L-M-peeing my pants.

-Well, at least you're wearing
pants.
-[laughs]

Rhys Nicholson, now, do you have
a favorite girl group?

Well, I've always been a fan
of the music of the 1960s, so...

-Seduction?
-[laughs]

I said, "I love the music
of the 1960s," Michelle!

This week, we challenged our
queens
to write, record, and
choreograph

for their debut of
Queens Down Under,

brought to you by Snag Tights.

And tonight on the runway,
category is

Bogan Prom Realness.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

First up, the Outback Fake-Hoes,

and their debut of
Queens Down Under,

for sale and streaming
everywhere.

[music plays]

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Stitch, sew, red lip ♪

♪ Bombshell, blessed b*tch ♪

♪ 30-inch humongous wig ♪

♪ Big crowns, waist cinched ♪

♪ I got immortality and
solidarity ♪

♪ West coast legend
Perth-onality ♪

♪ You won't forget it,
'cause I do it better ♪

♪ Brand it, b*tch,
Scarlet red letter ♪

♪ They call me Wigl'it,
I'll jiggle it, I'll tickle it ♪

♪ Open up my thighs, look
inside,
and you might see my d*ck ♪

♪ Don't call me a ma-a-a-an ♪

♪ My dry-a*s p*ssy
is serving you Gran ♪

♪ I'm known for my comedy,
my beats, and my melody ♪

♪ Tough as nails, pay my bills,
dance with a felony ♪

♪ Toe, toe, hip, hip,
boob, boob, tiara ♪

♪ Watch my walk, see my show,
hotter than Sahara ♪

♪ Let's introduce ourselves ♪

♪ A sexy show-and-tell ♪

♪ You'll get to know us well ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Our tuck is tight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Boys, watch out 'cause we
fight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Your favorite type ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ We do it and do it right ♪

♪ I'm the bona fide b*tch,
Etcetera ♪

♪ Serving hard like Federer ♪

♪ And I'm throwing it back
to this real hot track ♪

♪ And no one does it better-er ♪

♪ Snatch face, tiny waist ♪

♪ Bet you thought you'd never
see
this b*tch on Drag Race ♪

♪ See the lightning
and hear the thunder ♪

♪ Non-binary finery
from down under ♪

♪ Oh, my good, g*y, girly God ♪

♪ Jumbo is here
to have some fun ♪

♪ b*tch, it's nice to meet ya ♪

♪ Got a whole lot of flavor,
let Mama feed ya ♪

♪ Don't press me, b*tch,
or I'll go loco ♪

♪ Touch this skin,
honey, I am Coco ♪

♪ Let's introduce ourselves
[ourselves] ♪

♪ A sexy show-and-tell [and
tell] ♪

♪ You'll get to know us well ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Our tuck is tight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Boys, watch out 'cause we
fight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Your favorite type ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ We do it and do it right ♪

♪ Let's introduce ourselves ♪

♪ A sexy show-and-tell ♪

♪ You'll get to know us well ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Our tuck is tight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Boys, watch out 'cause we
fight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Your favorite type ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ We do it and do it right ♪

Whoo!

And now,
it's Three and a Half Men,

performing Queens Down Under,

still for sale
and streaming everywhere.

[music plays]

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Welcome to the game,
I'm Karen From Finance ♪

♪ Clocking in tonight ♪

♪ I'll be dotting all the I's,
and crossing the T's ♪

♪ I was born to get it right ♪

♪ I would say hey,
if you want to climb that ladder
♪

♪ Take it rung by rung ♪

♪ Take it from me,
I've been climbing for years ♪

♪ I'm here to get the job done ♪

♪ Quirky, kooky,
kitsch, quick, and keen ♪

♪ Here's tag team Kita Mean ♪

♪ Social clown with a side of
vamp ♪

♪ Put my face on a stamp,
she's the queen of camp ♪

♪ Live life, laugh to live ♪

♪ If you can't love yourself,
what you got to give? ♪

♪ I'm here to boast,
I'm the host with the most ♪

♪ So, get in gross in this
overdose ♪

♪ Let's introduce ourselves ♪

♪ A sexy show-and-tell ♪

♪ You'll get to know us well ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Our tuck is tight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Boys, watch out 'cause we
fight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Your favorite type ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ We do it and do it right ♪

♪ Call me Elektra, don't forget
♪

♪ Gonna win this race,
better place your bets ♪

♪ I'mma high kick
'til I snatch the crown ♪

♪ All these other mother-tucking
b*tches
going down ♪

♪ I'mma do a pirouette
while I step my verse ♪

♪ Only need five minutes
to rehearse ♪

♪ Got basic drag,
but I'll make you laugh ♪

♪ Representing on RuPaul's
behalf ♪

♪ Time for a big girl
to snatch the crown ♪

♪ With years of experience,
b*tches bow down ♪

♪ I have two big melons
and a rump to boot ♪

♪ Clear the way, you b*tches ♪

♪ Maxi's here for her due ♪

♪ Let's introduce ourselves
[ourselves] ♪

♪ A sexy show-and-tell
[and tell] ♪

♪ You'll get to know us well ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Our tuck is tight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Boys, watch out 'cause we
fight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Your favorite type ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ We do it and do it right ♪

♪ Let's introduce ourselves ♪

♪ A sexy show-and-tell ♪

♪ You'll get to know us well ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Our tuck is tight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Boys, watch out 'cause we
fight ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ Your favorite type ♪

♪ Queens down under ♪

♪ We do it and do it right ♪

-Yay!
-[applause]

Category is
Bogan Prom Realness.

Up first, Etcetera Etcetera.

-She's a sight for pink eyes.
-[laughs]

I'm channeling Paris Hilton if
she lived
in the western suburbs of
Sydney.

My nails are so long,
I can't wipe my f*cking a*s.

-Maybe she's born with it.
-Maybe it's herpes.

Up next, Coco Jumbo.

Michelle: Ooh, somebody's been
having fun in the bush.

RuPaul: Uh-huh.

Yeah, coming down the runway,
I'm feeling,
like, really confident with this
look.

Cute, colorful, but like, with a
little
bit of sort of a slutty twist,

if you know what I mean.

Rhys: Take the girl out of the
bushes,
but she has syphilis.

Up next, Anita Wigl'it.

I would give my eye-teeth
for that outfit.

You know, I've always wanted a
purse

that could double as
a bacon grease-catcher.

I'm channeling the most
beautiful
bogan in the world.

I'm looking absolutely
glamorous,
but also very questionable.

I don't care what people say,
I like Madonna's new look.

Up next, Scarlet Adams.

There's always time for a
c*ck.

I'm a Sheila on the way to prom,
and I've got my goon bag dress
on.

This necklace is expensive as
f*ck.

These are menthols,
and I'm gonna smoke 'em all
later,

behind the shed after I've given
Mr. Wilson a gobby.

RuPaul:
All right, work the goon sack.

Michelle:
If you can't beat 'em, f*ck 'em.

RuPaul: Elektra Shock.

Michelle:
The golden showers child.

So, I've changed up my look
on the runway this week,

but I think I've really
elevated my look.

I've added a lot more
accessories,

I'm trying to serve you
character,
trying to tell a story.

-I think I've got it this week.
-Whoa.

-She got skills.
-Oh.

-And they're multiplying.
-They're multiplying.

Kita Mean.

For the runway,
I am serving neon,

rock-and-roll, punk,
bogan fantasy.

I want the judges to see that
I am unique in my approach.

I'm not gonna do the obvious,

and I'm definitely gonna always
give 100 percent Kita.

Rhys:
There's plenty of fish in the
sea,

and there's been a lot of men
in those tights.

Maxi Shield.

-Ooh.
-You can hold a lot of fanny in
that pack.

I am serving
the chaperone realness,

the bogan prom on the runway.

So she brings out absolutely
all her party-wear,

and she brings the edibles as
well.

Now, that's a queen
who follows her gut.

Oh, my God.

Up next, Karen From Finance.

-Hey, princess.
-Yeah.

Michelle: You know,
she really ruffles my feathers.

So tonight,
for Bogan Prom Realness,

I'm giving you
middle-of-the-class,
'80s bogan glamour.

I don't have any friends,
but I'm certainly not a loser.

I'm chewing my gum, I am having
my own time, my own party,

and that's all that matters to
me.

-She can turn back time.
-Uh-huh.

Kia ora, queens.

This week, you performed as
groups,
but you'll be judged as
individuals.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Etcetera Etcetera.

Karen From Finance.

You are both safe.
You may leave the prom.

Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

It's time for the judges'
critiques,
starting with

Coco Jumbo.

Let's start with your
performance.

You looked absolutely beautiful,
but you messed up a little bit.

Try not to let things show
when that happens.

The lyrics were a little
disappointing,
because they were a little too
simple.

You know, this dress is cute.

The truth is though, the outfit,
it could have been elevated.

Why did you choose to sing?

I like to sing in the shower,
and I didn't
think I was gonna be that bad.

Thank you, Coco.
Up next, Anita Wigl'it.

In your performance, you did
have
quite a few mess-ups.

The difference is, you were just
like,
"Ah! I'm just gonna keep going."

You were able to get back in
to where you needed to be.

The line "My dry-a*s p*ssy
is serving you Gran"?

That should be in a museum.

You should be really happy
with what you did today.

There's a manic-ness to you that
absolutely f*cking terrifies me
and...

- I love it.
-Thank you.

Up next, Scarlet Adams.

So, you came in to do your
verse,

and you too knew exactly
what you wanted.

The performance,
it was so well done.

You made it about the group.

You looked like a pop star.

Amazing. The fact that you found
a rhyme for "personality"

I am super impressed with.

I'm also just always happy
to have personality around,

'cause it's one of the few words
I can pronounce.

[laughs]

-That last verse was nice, and
awful.
-[laughs]

It was just a full group effort
the entire time.

RuPaul:
This outfit is ridiculous.

I feel educated, and offended
at the same time.

Yes, perfect!

Up next, Electra Shock.

You were a joy to work with,

and I think your verse came out
wonderfully well.

In the performance,
you were making it about you.

-Oh, okay.
-Yeah, there was a Beyoncé

and everyone else
type of situation.

Yeah, you were dancing
your tuchus off.

You really were-- just made it
feel like
you were showcasing yourself.

Tonight on the runway,
that basic drag's only gonna go
so far

on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Always think of how
you're gonna elevate it.

Up next, Kita Mean.

So easy to work with you,
and your performance,

it was really fun to watch you,
you stood out.

Tonight you're trying to k*ll
me,
this color is, like,

my kryptonite.

You don't really get, kind of,
bogan prom from it.

There's a kind of manic energy
about you that's really
infectious.

Yeah, I agree, there's--
something
happens when you get into drag.

There's a glint in your eye that
feels
kind of weird crossdressery,

-in a way that--
-[laughs]

It feels like you're having
so much fun, and I love it.

-Thank you, guys.
-Up next, Maxi Shield.

Let's talk about recording,
Maxi.

My goodness,
we struggled, didn't we?

But, you looked unbelievable
in that challenge,

and when you went down on the
floor,
you stayed down on the floor.

I felt like we could have done
more,
like you weren't there the whole
time.

I just felt like there was
a missed opportunity, Maxi,

and that makes me sad.

I think you may restrict
yourself,

but again, I couldn't take
my eyes off of you.

You just had that star quality.

And don't always think
you have to play the funny one.

You're the funny one,
and the beautiful one,

and the talented one.

Thank you.

Well, thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will
deliberate.

Oh!

-Hi, girls!
-Hi.

-Dolls.
-Ooh.

-What happened?
-I'm in the bottom.

-What?
-I think I might be in the
bottom as well,

'cause my singing was pitchy,
or--
off-key?

-What's the word?
-sh*t.

-sh*t.
-sh*t singing.

I feel like the entire world
has just stopped.

I thought I was gonna win.

I was pissed off.

How could you possibly
be in the bottom?

I was too Beyoncé, like, I
danced
too much around you girls.

-Really?
-Yeah.

It did look like you were
putting
the spotlight on you, to an
outside eye.

Why don't people like Etcetera
focus on not being so safe?

If I'm Beyoncé, she's the
Michelle.

No, you know what,
she's not the Michelle,

she's the one who left Destiny's
Child
first, and I can't even remember
her name.

We made sure with our group bits
to make it, like,

to the point where you,
a hundred percent

at the same kind of movement
level
what we were at.

Scarlet,
are you feeling confident?

Do you think you've got this one
in the goon bag?

-[laughs]
-Hey!

-I think I might win this week.
-You were phenomenal.

Scarlet's just annoying.

She's got this attitude where
she thinks she's, like, hot
sh*t.

The best critique I got was
Michelle
Visage said, "You're a f*cking
star."

Like, that's-- I was like,
that's f*cking amazing.

-'Cause I got that from RuPaul,
didn't I?
-Yes!

All right, now just between us
kangaroos,
what do you reckon?

Michelle?
Coco Jumbo.

She's so beautiful.

The problem is,
[whispering] she can't sing.

So, what you heard
was the best of the best.

Now, the outfit tonight was
cute,
but it wasn't that level of
elevation.

There's just something simmering
there,
and I would hate to see her go.

This kid is a star. I don't
think
she's learned how to express it

in this competition.

-Anita Wigl'it.
-I don't know whether

she's not taking enough

or taking too much medication,
but it's working.

She's one who actually did mess
up
in the choreography,

but it didn't stop her.

She knows what she is selling.

That sort of maniacal smile
comes across
in what she wore on the runway,

and what she did in the
challenge.

And in my nightmares,
by the way.

That through-line
is very impressive.

Scarlet Adams.

She looked not only like a pop
star,

but she looked like a b*tch
who was in charge.

Mm-hmm.

She choreographed it,
but she did it for the group.

Tonight on the runway, she not
only
was a goon bag, guys,

she had a goon bag as a purse,
and she had drink in it.

We have the queen
of glamour right here--

-Thank-- oh.
-But that is what we love about
drag.

Taking the piss, doing this.

All right, let's move on down
to Elektra Shock.

She did what
she thought was right,

but her over-choreographing
herself

made it look like it was about
her,
instead of being part of a
group.

It came off as, like, "Look at
me,
look at me, look at me."

-[laughs]
-You know?

-It's almost desperate.
-Yeah.

But the look tonight?

It felt like a collage.

Her drag aesthetic is still
primary.

You know, she said it in her
rap.

"My drag is not good, basically,
but I'll make you laugh."

That's cute, but not here.

All right, up next, Kita Mean.

Kita Mean was so much fun
when we came to recording.

She's got such a great energy.
She went out there,

she knew what she was gonna do.
I really had so much fun
watching her.

Tonight, on the runway, however,
it just felt a little out of
place for me.

I saw the high V's and thought
maybe
there was a truck coming in or
something.

But, in the challenge, so much
joy.

She's infectious.
Get me a cream.

Maxi Shield.

Maxi was the other one that
really
struggled with the recording.

If she's that challenged with
rhythm,

Elektra could have dumbed down
the choreography

instead of throwing her on the
ground
and keeping her there.

But see, in a way, that should
be Maxi's,
uh, cue to say,

"Listen, this is how
you should use me."

Rhys:
She's just so deeply watchable.

I'd watch her
read the phone book.

Silence.
I've made my decision.

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Anita Wigl'it.

You're manic--
I mean, you're safe.

Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Scarlet Adams.

To paraphrase Britney...

Oops!
You did it again.

Con-drag-ulations, you're the
winner
of this week's challenge.

Yes!

It feels like I'm doing what I
came here
to do, and that is be a top.

And you've won
a custom prosthetic piece

from BODYFX,
valued at $4.500.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you so much.

Kita Mean.

Watching you makes
the judges feel naughty...

and we like it.

You're safe.
You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Coco Jumbo,
your beauty is sickening,

but your verse needed a nurse.

I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

Elektra Shock.

You are one talented performer.

Thank you.

But your looks may be
dragging you down.

Maxi Shield.

Your drag is breast in show,

but your performance was "ruff"!

[growling]
Grrr, take a bite out of crime.

Maxi Shield.

You are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies,
this is your last chance

to impress me
and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

[whispered]
to lip sync

for your life.

Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.

This is gonna be a f*cking lip
sync
for your m*therf*cking life.

This is gonna be a good
f*cking show, guys.

♪ There's nothing more
that I'd like to do ♪

♪ Than take the floor
and dance with you ♪

♪ Keep dancin' ♪

♪ Let's keep dancin' ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah,
yeah ♪

♪ Show 'em how we do it now ♪

♪ Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah,
yeah ♪

♪ Show 'em how we do it now,
show 'em how we do it now ♪

♪ There's nothing more
that I'd like to do ♪

♪ Than take the floor
and dance with you ♪

♪ Keep dancin' ♪

♪ Let's keep dancin' ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Groovin' loose
or heart-to-heart ♪

♪ We put in motion
every single part ♪

♪ Funky sounds wall to wall ♪

♪ We're bumpin' booties,
havin' us a ball, y'all ♪

♪ Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah,
yeah ♪

♪ Show 'em how we do it now ♪

♪ Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah,
yeah ♪

♪ Show 'em how we do it now,
yeah ♪

♪ Shake it ♪

♪ Show 'em how we do it now,
yeah ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it ♪

[cheering and applause]

-Yes!
-Whoo!

Ladies,
I've made my decision.

Elektra Shock,
shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you, thank you.subtitles

Coco Jumbo, my dear.

Keep lighting up the world
with that smile.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you so much for having me.

I had the best time,
and I love you so much.

Thank you.

-We love you, Coco.
-Go, Coco!

-We love you, Coco.
-I love you too, girls.

Girl, the party has just begun,
I'll be seeing you at the ball.

-[tongue pop]
-[cheering]

It sucks being the third to
leave.

I still beat Art Simone.
[laughs]

These girls are f*cking amazing.

I've really loved getting to
know
Kita and Anita, and Alexis.

Did I say Alexis?
For f*ck's sake, that little
b*tch.subtitle

She kicked me out,
so kudos to you, b*tch.

Maybe now I'll remember
your f*cking name.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies,

and remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

-Amen!
-All right, now let the music
play!

[music plays]

You need to take
these crusty cast-offs

and turn them into runway looks.

One man's treasure
is another queen's trash.

Ah!

What advice would you have
for Elektra?

Um...

If you want me to be a b*tch,
I'll be a f*cking b*tch.

Welcome to The Elektra Show.

Tonight seems like a bit
of a cop-out.

This is a design challenge.

We have seen this,
and it was done better.

♪♪♪