04x03 - Snatch Me Out Of Here

[bunniefuu]

- Previously
"on Drag Race Down Under"...

- As you form two girl groups,
taking inspiration

from Olivia Newton-John's
iconic role in "Grease."

[cheering]

[singing] I wanna meet
him in the sand...

[bell jingles]

[singing]
Ooh, wow

Olivia Dreams, I saw fear.

I saw nerves.

Lucina Innocence...

- A little bit of low energy at times.
We need more.

- Lazy Susan.

- You started a conversation
around AI and fashion.

- I would be worried about you
if I was competing against you.

- You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

Lucina Innocence,
shantay, you stay.

Olivia Dreams, sashay away.

[dramatic music]

- [sighs]

- Oh, well.
- Mm, Liv.

- To have won this first lip sync,
there's definitely mixed emotions.

"It's been an honour to meet you all.

You are all so fierce and talented."

- Aw.

- "Remember to live,
laugh, and love.

#winnersedit."

[laughter]

- We love you, Olivia.
- Love you, Olivia.

- This week I need to really push myself
to get out of my comfort zone.

There's so many
talented queens around.

- Love you, Liv.
- I'll win for you.

Can we take a load off?

- Good is not good enough.
I have to be great.

- Lazy Susan's won a-f*cking-gain...
[applause]

- Congratulations.
- With a non-sheer runway.

- [laughs]

Listen, I am a little bit terrified

about this f*cking target it's going
to put on my beautiful back.

- It's so sheer,
we can't see it.

[laughter]

- I want to earn my stripes,
so I need some other girls

to enter the race.

- Oh, actually...
- [laughs]

I think I'm gonna
have to kneecap

you to win a f*cking challenge
next week, you b*stard b*tch.

For someone who has been always
a bridesmaid, never the bride,

this is my wedding, b*tch.

Give me the g*dd*mn cake.
I'm hungry for it.

- All right, well,
I'm over being safe.

I'm over today.

So let's get out of drag.

- Who wants to rip
my pasties off?

- Me!

- One, two, three.

- I think I'm gonna have to beat
Lazy Susan

with a combination of intelligence...

- Oh, yeah.

- Wit...

- You stay away.
You're disgusting.

- And brute force.

- Get over here, b*tch.
- No! No!

- You're going down.
[groans]

I don't condone violence at all,
but I am a fan of it.

Lazy Susan, my a*s.
[groans]

[chuckles]

False advertising.

- [laughs]

- The winner of "Drag Race Down Under"

receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics...

And a cash prize of $50,000.

Tonight with Kita Mean, Rhys Nicholson,

and our extra-special
guest judge Ladyhawke.

- [singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[upbeat music]

- Ooh.

All:
Live, laugh, love!

- So it's a new week
in the Werk Room.

We're finally nine.

- I know.
Thank God. Thank God.

- Olivia is no longer with us.

Oh, no, she didn't die.
[laughs]

But she has gone home.

And it has given us all the kick up
the a*s that we needed to go,

this is a competition now, and
you've got to fight to be here.

Lazy, you've won
the first two weeks in a row.

- I think there's merit
in peaking too early.

- Ah!
- Get all your good out now.

And then we'll just f*ck you off later.

- Two wins under my belt.

Good to go in twos, but, you know,
I think good things come in threes.

It might be time to buy
another belt.

[laughs]

- But me and Vybe are
planning your demise.

- Well, hopefully you're better at m*rder
than you are at challenges.

[laughter]

[siren blaring]
all: Oh!

- Hello, hello, hello.
[all cheering]

- Hi, Barbie.

- She said p*ssy bow.

[laughter]

- Good morning, queens.
All: Good morning.

- It's like class.
[laughter]

Now, I hope you've been grooming
your snatches,

because for this week's Maxi Challenge...

- Oh, f*ck.

- We're playing

"I'm a Celebrity Impersonator,
Snatch Me Out of Here."

[cheers and laughter]

- f*ck.

- Snatch Game is
the make it or break it

for a lot of other seasons.

And I can't believe that I'm
f*cking doing Snatch Game.

- It's like Snatch Game
but set in the wild outback.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

- #DragRaceDownUnder.

You'll be playing in two separate camps.

So get ready to push, push in the bush,

and don't forget to make us laugh.

- Yay!

Oh.
[laughter]

- Shut it!

[insects chirping]

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen...
all: Win!

[upbeat music]

- Oh, it's Coco Jumbo.
[laughter]

- What is she doing?

- Nikita.
- Nikita.

- What's this?

- She's the mother
of all mothers.

- Are you Mother Nature?
- She's Mother Nature.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.
- That's camp.

- See, that's smart for her.
- That's stupid.

- [laughs] I know from just the way you're
fixing the hair who that is.

- This week I'm going to play
Jane Turner from "Kath & Kim."

She is an icon.

I have loved her for years
and years and years.

- Interesting, because I'm thinking
about doing Miss Gina Riley.

- Yes.

- Oh, babe.

- I'm a huge fan of "Kath & Kim,"

and I'm going to play
a disgruntled employee

of Prue and Trude called Sue,

you know, for copyright reasons.

- This is going to be fun.
- It'll be fun.

- It's gonna be g*y, b*tch.

[music continues]

- Yeah. Who we doing, Freya?
Who we doing?

- I wanted to do
a little something different.

So, instead of being just Mrs. Claus,
I wanted to be Ms. Claus.

I am genuinely really excited
for Snatch Game.

I have prepared a really fun character.

I've come up with a whole backstory.

No one else is going to think
to do a version of Ms. Claus.

- Do I see more Christmas?

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Max, who were you thinking
of doing for Snatch Game?

- Mrs. Claus.
- [gasps]

- Are you doing
Mrs. Claus as well?

- Well, she is my first option.

- It turns out that Freya has also brought

a version of Ms. Claus.

- I chose Ms. Claus
because I kind of just, like made

this funny backstory for her.

And, you know, in the same time, I quickly
thought of Erika as well.

Second option is Erika Jayne
from Beverly Housewives.

There's so many iconic
moments from that show.

- I've also, obviously,
got Reese, but...

- But this is your first
option, like, your first...

You would prefer this one?

- It's something that
I do feel confident in.

I haven't really, like,
done Reese before.

- Right. Right.
- But I have done this before.

- I'm happy to do
my backup option.

I'm super confident with Erika.
- Thank you.

- Yeah.

I think a lot of people are gonna be like,
wait, why did Freya give in so easily?

But, look, it wasn't, you know,
me just giving up.

I think it was me trying
to be a good friend.

Now we just got to slay it.
- May the best drag queen win.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, kitty girls.
- Hey, mama.

- I've come to check on those snatches.

- Oh.

- Freya, Brenda, and Karna.

- Go on, girls.

- Karna.

- My character that I will be
is actually Eddie Murphy,

but my interpretation
of him doing drag.

- Okay.

Is he an inspiration
to you, Eddie Murphy?

- Growing up, me and my family
would always talk in the voice

of his character Rasputia,

who was like, how you doing?

- Right.

It's big shoes
you're gonna fill.

- No pressure.
- No.

- [laughs]

He is such a big personality,
but I'm a big personality, too.

So I'm very excited to show
what I can do with this character.

I'm just hoping that I can...

have a lot of...

How do I say this?

- Fun?
- Yeah.

[laughter]

- [imitating Rasputia] How you doing?

[laughing]

- Freya.
- Hi, Michelle.

- I'm very excited to see what
you have brought to the Snatch.

- Erika Jayne, Housewives...

- Oh, okay.
- Beverly Hills, yeah.

- I mean, yeah.

[laughter]

What's your backup?
Is it Mrs. Claus?

- Ms. Claus, the ex-wife of Santa Claus.
- Okay.

I feel like you could have
more fun with Ms. Claus.

- It's really not me
to back out of something.

But, yeah, I think I have to do
what's best to keep me here.

- Stand firm in your decision.

- Can do, will do.
- Okay, love that.

- Thank you, Michelle.
- You're welcome.

Brenda.

- So I'm doing Gina Riley.

- Are you a big "Kath & Kim" fan?

- Huge.
[laughs]

- Same.

- It's very close to my heart as well
because I'm from Melbourne.

So I'm excited to just have fun.

- If you're doing it right,
you'll have fun.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Thanks, Michelle.

- Mandy, Max, and Nikita.

So I'm gonna say, with love, that you kids
are my safe queens.

- Yeah, we are.
We are.

- You gonna change that this week?

- Yeah.
- Absolutely.

- Max?
- What they said.

[laughter]

I've been safe two weeks in a row now,

so it's time that I end up
in a top placement.

- Nikita, let's start with you.

Mother Nature?
- Yes.

- Yeah, there we go.

- It's a character that
nobody knows anything about.

So there is a lot that I can play with.

- How are you gonna make
your Mother Nature funny?

- Well, when she turns ugly,
you'll just have to see.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

I also want to take moments
where I can educate,

create awareness, but then also
twist it and make it funny.

- Yeah, 'cause sometimes polluting
the planet's not funny.

- No. No.
[laughter]

- So keep that in mind while
putting that out there.

- Save the turtles.
[laughs]

- Mandy.
- Hi, Michelle.

- Oh, okay, hold on a minute.

Are you doing...

If she's doing...

- I am.
It is Jane Turner.

- Yes.

- The stars have aligned,
and I have a Gina.

So there's a lot of back-and-forth
that we can go off.

- But with this wig you could also play
Dolly Parton in "9 to 5," so...

- Thank you.

[laughter]

- Max.
- Hello.

- Mrs. Claus?
- Yes, Mrs. Claus.

- Okay, not Ms. Claus.
- No. No.

- Different backstory.
- Yes, different backstory.

- So how are you going to differentiate
from Freya's?

- If she does want to do that,
I'll probably just go with my backup.

- Which is?
- Reese Witherspoon.

- Okay. Another one difficult
to make funny.

- It feels like a safe option.

I think I could swing
bigger with Mrs. Claus.

- Do you want to be safe,
or do you want to be funny?

- I probably want to swing a little big.

I would really like to do well
because it kind of feels

like I haven't put
my little stamp yet

on the competition.

- Well, I look forward to seeing
what you're gonna do.

- All right.
- Thank you.

- Lucina, Lazy, Vybe,

come on over, please.

I see a pearl necklace.

- I am the mother
of American cooking, Julia Childs.

- Julia Child.

- I don't know if it's
Julia Child or Julia Childs,

but we're just going with Julia.

It's Julia.
Don't Google it.

- It's a tall order, but it's
one that has so many options.

- She's got that manic energy.

I know I feed off manic energy,
so I'm really, really excited.

Improv is all about, yes, and...

- Just have fun.

- I'm already having fun with it.

So, yeah, as long as you're not on my
f*cking team, I think we'll be good.

- Ooh!

- Lazy is top competition
for Snatch Game.

- You have come so close to winning.

- Yes.
[laughter]

Yeah, I'm still so close to winning.

I swear, if she takes another crown,

you will need to lock me
in a padded g*dd*mn cell.

- Lazy.
- Hi, Michelle.

- I see some hooves.
- Oh, yes.

I have three options for Snatch Game,

and they each kind of, like,
scratch a different itch.

This is Phar Lap.

- The horse?
Oh, my God.

- Probably the most
famous horse, Michelle.

- Yeah, from, like, the 1930s.

- Yeah, you know,
but don't age me like that.

- Is this your horse accent?

- And then option number two,
Werner Herzog.

- Oh, my God.
What the f*ck is wrong with you?

- [imitating Werner Herzog] And so it was
after years of sending girls home

that Michelle truly realised
she had not been home herself.

[laughter]

- The depth of Werner Herzog.

And the third option...

- [normal voice]
And this is Lindsay.

- Lohan.
- You've heard of her?

- Whatever you think
you can make the funniest.

- I think you should
really stress about it

and go in on yourself.
- Yeah, good, good.

I'm going to do Mrs. Claus.
I'm doing Mrs. Claus.

Yeah, all right.
- Good. Good.

- Lucina, who do we have here?

- We have the one and only hair
extraordinaire, Tabatha Coffey.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Yeah, just her choice of words
when insulting people is...

that brings me, like, a lot of joy.

[laughter]

Not for any particular reason, but...

- Can't wait to see it.
See you in the bush.

All: See you in the bush.
- Thank you.

- See you in the Snatch.

- [laughs] I've heard that before.

[laughter]
All right, listen up, queens.

Tomorrow on the main stage,

we'll be joined by our extra-special
guest judge Ladyhawke.

[all gasp, cheer]

- b*tch.

- Wow.
- Oh, my.

She is.
- Wow.

Ladyhawke is great,
and I cannot wait to meet her.

- So good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

[laughter]

- I was in the bottom three last week.

I don't want to be anywhere
near there this time.

In the walkthrough with Michelle,

she's subtly hinting at me
to play the game,

to do what's best for me.

I don't want to f*ck someone over.

I'm here to compete fairly

and also have a great time.
- Yeah, that's what it is, babe.

- I think I have to go with my gut.

I'm gonna have to go with Ms. Claus.

So, sorry, Max.

- Maxilla.

She's going Reese?
- I am going with Reese.

- Okay, that's good.

- I think that that's going
to lean stronger.

- Did you say you're doing Reese?
- Yeah.

- How come?

- I just think it'll be
a better point of difference.

- 'Cause I feel really strongly
about my Ms. Claus.

And if you feel strongly
about your Mrs. Claus,

like Michelle said, it's something
we can play off, if you want to.

- No.

- I feel like I've gotten
pretty close with Max,

and I can kind of sense that they're
just not themselves today.

There's something else going on.

[twangy country music]

- Did you hear that?

[animals chattering, wings flapping]

- Ca-caw!
- Oh!

[screaming]

- Welcome
to "I'm a Celebrity Impersonator"...

all:
Snatch Me Out of Here!"

- Let's meet our contestants.

They give good redhead.
It's Rhys Nicholson.

Rhys, are you ready to win?
- I'm ready to win big money, Michelle.

- It's the OG winner
of "Drag Race Down Under," Kita Mean!

- [gasps]
Oh, my gosh, I love her.

- [laughs] Now, remind us, who did
you play in your Snatch Game?

- [goofy voice]
Dr. Seuss, you silly goose.

- Did you win with that?
- [normal voice] f*ck, no.

[laughter]

- Are you ready to meet our celebrities?
Both: Yes!

- Whoo!

- She makes every day Freaky Friday.

It's Lindsay Lohan.

- [deep voice] Oh, hello.
How are you, Michelle Visage?

- Remind me, what part
of Long Island did you grow up on?

- You know the pointy part with the hole

where Mother closes the door
at the end of the day.

- Dublin, Long Island.
- That's the one.

- Next, the one and only French chef

Julia Child.

Hey, Julia, what's for dinner?
- I'm not quite sure yet, dear.

We're in the f*cking outback.

- So great to have
you here, darling.

- I agree.

- He's all dragged up
and ready to make us laugh.

It's Eddiesha Knowles Carter Murphy III.

- How you doing?
- I'm very good.

Are you excited to be
playing the Snatch Game?

- I am very excited to be here.

And I just want to let you know
that I came here to take tests,

and I want to test everyone here.

How you doing?

- Okay.

Don't judge a book by its hair colour.

It's Reese Witherspoon.

- I am so excited to be
in the outback today.

- Reese, what's the best part about being
a Hollywood superstar?

- It's that nobody
knows your addictions.

- Oh.
- Mine's hair colouring.

- Mine's butter.
[laughs]

- It's the ex-Mrs. Kris Kringle,
Ms. Claus.

- Hey, Michelle.

- How's Santa?

- He divorced me.
And for what?

Only 'cause he found me
rocking around the Christmas tree

with a few other b*tches.

- Okay, so not so great.

The rules are simple.

I ask a question,
and you come up with an answer

you think will match our stars.

Rhys Nicholson,
you're here for the big money.

- Well, it's not for the lunch.

- All right, Rhys.

The Bogan Loan Shark said,
you can have the loan.

But I'll have to hold
your blank as collateral.

What say you?
- Sweaty little hands.

- Eddiesha Murphy?

- I have to let everyone know
that my reputation

is the only thing that I have
in my bank account.

So the answer is reputation.
[buzzer sounds]

- Not a match.

Reese Witherspoon?

- I don't think this is going
to hold up in a court of law.

- Okay.

- So I will have to
just say, I object.

- You object.
- I object.

- Because you are a lawyer.
- Harvard.

- Oh, there you go.

Not a match.
[buzzer sounds]

We're looking for sweaty little hands.
- Sweaty little hands.

- Quite the thing to say without context.

- Kita Mean.
- Ooh.

- My hairstylist is
getting so nearsighted,

this morning he tried
to blow out my blank.

- They tried to blow out your merkin.

- You know me so well, Kita.

Ms. Claus, let's see if we have a match.

- He blow it out my chimney.

'Cause I know I like
my chimney blown out.

- Ooh, okay.
Not a match, but, yes.

[buzzer sounds]
Julia.

- You know, I'm having the kind of day

where you put the baby
in the oven and the roast

in the bathtub.

So I said, pilot light.

- Blow out my pilot light.

- Blow out the pilot
light and save the baby.

- You're not a match.
- No?

- No.
- Well, f*ck it, then.

[buzzer sounds]
- Yes.

Lindsay Lohan.

- Lindsay Lohan said
birthday candle.

[buzzer sounds]

Mama Dina said that I wasn't allowed
to have birthdays

so that the men would still keep me
in the movies.

[crying] I'm sorry.

- Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

- Oh, that sound means
it's the end of round one.

- Oh.

- We'll be right back to play round two
with a new batch of celebrities.

Do you do s'mores here?

- We don't have graham crackers.

- But you can use any biscuit, really.

Welcome back

to "I'm a Celebrity Impersonator,
Snatch Me Out of Here."

Rhys, Kita, are you ready to meet
our new tribe of celebrities?

- Big money! Big money!
- Yes.

First up, the comic genius
behind "Kath & Kim,"

Gina Riley.
- Hi.

How are "yaur?"
- I'm good. How are "yaur?"

- Oh, I'm a bit tired, actually, yeah.

I had to be on Vlerder last night.

You know that depressed organisation?

Look, it was for the depressed,
but, God, it was fun.

- Next, it's Mother Nature.

- Hi. Hey, hey, hey.
- Hi.

- Welcome to my bush.

- All right, the other comic genius
behind "Kath & Kim,"

Jane Turner.

- Say, this blouse,
is that from Ooh La La?

- Yeah. Do you like it?
- Oh, it's a designer label.

- Yeah.
- Very "eye brow."

- Thank you.

What is Gina Riley really like?

- This one?
- Yeah, that one.

- Total b*tch.

Did you see her hair?

She could run some colour through it
before coming on the telly.

- Oh, Jane, you're dreadful.

- It's good to see you, my love.
- Yes, hello, doll.

- Let's have a fun day.
- Yes.

- Last but not least,

celebrity hairstylist Tabatha Coffey.

- I'm tight, I'm titillating,
and I'm taking over.

Actually, I don't know why
you've brought me out here.

I may be a hairstylist, but there are only
so many bushes I can scissor.

- [laughs] Okay.

Have you scissored
a lot of bushes in your day?

- To say I've taken a few dips
in the lady pond

would be an understatement.

I'm a certified muff diver.

[cheers and applause]

- First question is
for Rhys Nicholson.

Traveling here to host
"Drag Race Down Under,"

I got stopped at customs.

They found blank in my suitcase.

- I read all about
this in the "Daily Mail."

They opened up your bag and who
was in there but RuPaul Charles.

And you said, oh, that's not mine.
That's not mine.

- They found RuPaul Charles.
- They found RuPaul in there.

- Okay, let's go over to the celebrities,

starting with Gina Riley.

- Hello, Rhys.
I've got that Dutch oven you ordered.

I left it backstage.
- Thank you.

- I actually bent over to put a Dutch oven
on the campfire the other day.

I got blown to kingdom come.

But I love an hors d'oeuvre.
- Love them.

- And my favourite thing to make
is little goat's cheese pizzas,

and I've got a famous
recipe for the dough.

You want to know what
my secret ingredient is?

- Please.
- Crisco.

It really loosens things up.
[laughs]

- It's not a match.
- That's all right. I'll get it next time.

- Mother Nature.

- Well, you know what they're finding
everywhere nowadays?

- What?
- Microplastic.

So I say they found microplastic
in luggage.

[buzzer sounds]
- Oh, no.

- [coughs] They're just everywhere these
days.

- Yes.
- I've got a microplastic.

I keep it in my bedside table.

- Jane Turner.

- I was actually stopped
for customs myself as well.

- No.
- I was, yes.

They "mistakened"
my mango espadrilles as fruit.

- [gasps]

- So I'm gonna say
mango espadrilles.

- Aw.

- But I knew I was coming
here to play Snatch Game,

so I replaced my mango espadrilles
for a mango slutty clear clack.

- Ooh.

- I might actually, oh run
and show you a little...

- Very sexy, Jane.

- Beautiful.

- I think we sell those
ones in the shop, actually.

- You say they're up the back,
and I don't believe you.

You're telling fables.

- Jane, perfect footwear
for the outback.

- Very appropriate.

- Not a match.
[buzzer sounds]

Next question.
This one's for Kita Mean.

- [gasps]

- "Dragzempic" is the new weight-loss drug
for drag queens.

Instead of injecting it, you blank it.

- I know that drag queens always like
to find easier access, right?

- Okay.

- So I would say drag queens sit on it.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Tabatha Coffey.

- I've seen what these creatures do

to those horrible plastic things
they call hair.

So I don't understand why
this would be any different.

They steam it.
[buzzer sounds]

- Not a match.

Gina Riley. Oh, what are you
ticketing over there?

- I brought some old stock from the shop.

So, you know...

- This is so awkward.
That's my record.

- Yeah. No one wants them.
No one wants them.

We got a heap of these.
We got so much left over from October.

- Oh, my goodness.

- A little snack for later as well, yeah.

- Oh, the best items are on sale.

Okay, Gina, "Dragzempic" is the new
weight-loss drug for drag queens.

Instead of injecting it, you blank it.

- I say that you actually plunge it
in your bottom.

- Oh.

I think we have a match.
[bell dinging]

Ding, ding, ding.
- Is that one for us?

- It is.
- Mother Nature.

- [coughs]
- Oh. Oh, ooh.

- It's all the CO2s in the air.

[coughs] Well, all of these pills is...

dust and sh*t in the air
is making me cough.

So I just said, you cough it out.
- You cough it.

- Ah, it's getting everywhere.

- I think she's got
into my stash, Michelle.

- I think you're right.

Not a match.
[buzzer sounds]

Jane Turner.

- I actually wrote,
we shove it up our bum.

It's, I think, a winner.
I think I got a point.

- Oh, my God, it's another match.
- Look at us doing the thing.

- We're doing well, aren't we?
- Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

- Oh, that buzzer means time's up.

The winner is...

world peace.

[cheers and applause]

Well, thank you for joining us,

and see you next time
on "I'm a Celebrity Impersonator"...

all:
"Snatch Me out of Here"!

- Bye.

- Big, big money.

[upbeat music]

all: Snatch me out of here!

[laughter]

Oh!

- Good morning.
- Good morning, sissy.

- I just can't believe
we did Snatch Game.

Wow.

- Do you know what will say?

We had Jane and Gina, and I think the both
of you f*cking k*lled it.

Well done.
- Yes.

- The cards fell so perfectly
for this challenge.

I think I could be in
for the win, perhaps.

- Mandy, you had me cackling.

[laughter]

- I feel like I could be up there
with the best.

And Lazy can't win three weeks in a row.

That would be wild.

Well, Snatch Game in the wild,
so maybe it could be fitting.

No, no, no, no, I'm not putting it
in the universe.

Lazy can't win, in other words.
That can't be a thing.

- Did anyone not have fun?

- For me, personally, there was,
like, moments of, like, overthinking,

like, you know, we have to be
in this character,

and we have to think of a funny answer.

I knew going into Snatch Game
with such big personalities,

I obviously wasn't going
to be the strongest.

I still feel like I gave the character
that I wanted to give.

- How you doing?
Both: How you doing?

- [laughs]

- Karna being Eddie Murphy,

I don't have confidence that she pushed it

to where she could have pushed it.

How about you, Wandala Maximovika?

- No, I had a fun time.
It was really fun.

I feel like I also got a few laughs where
I was like, yeah, fun time.

- Max's performance... there
was not a lot of laughs there.

I think I'd be worried.

- I feel like I did a lovely,
gorgeous, safe performance.

[laughter]

- I will say, I have gotten
close to a win before.

But I'm hoping today's my special day.

- Well, me "toor."

- Yes!
[laughter]

- Let's go head to the set.
- How exciting.

[upbeat music]

- I'm really wanting to do my best.

But it's just one of those days.

It's not even to do
with, like, the challenge itself.

- Yeah.
- I was just, like...

upset at myself for knowing
what I can do

and just not bringing it completely here.

I really want to be present,

but I can't seem to, like, shake
this off feeling

that I have.

[whispering] I feel like I'm just having
to be really brave...

- Mm.
- About, like, everything going on.

- Hmm.
- And I'm really tired.

- I know.

- [normal voice] Just over a month ago,
my mum passed away.

- Baby, come here.

- [cries]

It was very sudden.
I didn't get to say goodbye to her.

We didn't have a great relationship
for a while,

but she came back into my life
at a time that I needed her.

And I'm grateful,

even if I didn't get
to, like, say goodbye.

- Do you want to come
and have a breathe?

Come on.
- [sobs]

- Come on, baby.

- [sobbing]
- Okay.

- All of a sudden, Max just runs out,
bawling her eyes out.

And we are just in complete shock.
We have no idea what's happened.

There's clearly something
going on with Max.

- I just can't...
Oh, I can't even talk about it,

'cause, like, she
hasn't talked about it.

- She must be f*cking struggling.
- Yeah.

- It's not just this, though.

- Yeah.
- There's definitely more.

- There's more?
- There's more.

To see someone in so much pain,

it's, like, a heart-sinking
feeling, honestly.

And from what I know of Max,
they're a very strong person.

I'm just hoping they can pull it through

to be able to do whatever they have to do
to stay in this competition.

- I collect myself, and I kind of just
have to remind myself

of why I'm doing this.

[voice breaking] And then I think about,
like, what my mum would say to me.

I know that she'd want me to be here.

I'm not doing this to do her proud.

I'm doing this because she'd want me
to make me proud.

- [smooching]

- Love you.
- Love you.

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- [singing] Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk

Head to toe, let your whole body talk

And what?

- Welcome to the main stage
of "Drag Race Down Under."

She's back... our season one winner,
Kita Mean.

- Hi, Michelle.

- Now, Kita, did you enjoy playing
the Snatch Game yesterday?

- Michelle, you know what?

I had so much fun that I went home
and blanked myself...

three times.

- Good for you, Kita.

Speaking of blank,
it's Rhys Nicholson.

Oh.

Oh, Rhys?
Hello?

Okay.

And our extra-special guest judge
Ladyhawke.

Welcome to my delirium.

- Michelle, I know
exactly how you feel.

[laughter]
- I bet you do.

We are so happy you're here.
- It's an honour to be here.

- This week we challenged our queens

to play "I'm a Celebrity Impersonator,
Snatch Me Out of Here."

And tonight on the runway,

category is Queen of the Dessert.

- Oh, yum.

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

- [singing]
'Cause you're a star, baby

- Category is Queen of the Dessert.

Up first, Vybe.

- Ooh, she's the cream of the crop.

- Tonight's theme is
Queen of the Dessert.

I had two things run
through my mind...

a wedding cake and those whipped-cream
rosettes with the cherry on top.

I've got all the little
rosettes around my skirt,

and I've got a gorgeous
princess-cut bodice,

a little veil as a necklace,
and two f*cking cherries on my head.

- Whip it good.

Up next, Max Drag Queen.

- Tonight I am stepping
out onto this runway

like a hot sl*t with feelings.

I'm, like, the saddest sl*t in
my heart, but am serving it.

I'm feeling sweet, petite,
and definitely ready to eat.

It's definitely feeling like
the duality of "Drag Race"...

crying about my dead mum
and then walking down

the runway completely naked.

So, yeah, I'm definitely
feeling like a drag queen today.

[laughs]

- Oh, look, she put her gift in the rear.

- [laughs]

Up next, Freya Armani.

- Chocolate fon-you-better-due.

- On the runway tonight, I am serving you

chocolate-dipped hot churro fantasy.

I've got my chocolate
dripping from my head

to the bottom of my dress.

It's skin-tight.

I'm giving you literal
cinnamon-sugar-encrusted churros.

- She's bi-churro-ous.

Up next, Lazy Susan.

- So this week on the runway,
I've decided to serve you

the eponymous Lazy Susan dress.

I'm not just going to serve you
one piddling little dessert.

I'm gonna serve you everything.

We've got cake.
We've got sundaes.

We've got flan.

A lazy Susan is, in fact, built to serve.

- You know, team, this
is giving me wood.

- [laughs]

Up next, Karna Ford.

- My Queen of Desserts
costume is a shakoy,

which is a Filipino dessert that my
grandma used to make for me.

It is a deep-fried coconut
twisted doughnut coated in sugar.

I'm feeling very, very delicious in this.

- Don't worry, be happy.

- [speaking Tagalog]
Which means, let's eat, guys.

[laughs]

- What a naughty queen.

- Up next, Nikita Iman.

Layered for her pleasure.

- On the runway,
I am serving you

an islander favorite,
orange chocolate chip.

But I'm making it high fashion.

I am giving you orange chocolate chip
with a cone on my head,

giving you a little bit of Cindy Lou Who.

I am giving you
ice cream realness.

- Take a good, long lick.

- Up next, Brenda Bressed.

Blow me, Bubble O' Bill.

- [laughs]

- So walking down
the runway today,

I am serving cowboy,
bubblegum, popsicle realness.

I'm feeling absolutely stunning.

I've got my popsicle stick.
I've got a moustache on.

I've painted my whole face pink.

And I'm feeling f*cking phenomenal.

- I hate to burst your bubble, but...

Up next, Mandy Moobs.

Well, hello, Dolly mix.

- On the runway, I am giving you
a bit of a liquorice allsorts.

Look at my a*s.
Look at my t*ts.

All the stripes are hitting the places
where I want to accentuate.

And I'm just feeling for myself right now.

- Liquorice?
I'm liquor poor.

- [laughs]

Up next, Lucina Innocence.

Pour some syrup on me, please.

- I am serving a delicious
pancake with butter

and syrup dripping everywhere.

I am in my tallest heels.
I am looking scrumptious.

I don't have a tape measure,

but I know I'm well over 7 feet tall
right now.

Anyone want to climb this tower?

- That's one tall stack of pancakes.

- Kia ora, queens.

All: Kia Ora.

- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

All: Oi, oi, oi.

- When I say your name,
please step forward.

Mandy Moobs...

Brenda Bressed...

Vybe...

Nikita Iman...

Max Drag Queen...

Karna Ford.

Queens, you represent the tops

and the bottoms of the week.

That means Freya Armani, Lazy Susan,

and Lucina Innocence,
you are all safe.

You may leave the stage.

And now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Vybe.

- Julia Child would have been
a really easy thing to go one note.

But you just made her weirder
and weirder and weirder.

And it was just really glorious to watch.

- You knew exactly who it was,
but you took it to a whole new place.

- I love the cherries,
how they match your lips as well.

It's just fantastic.
[chuckles]

- Vybe, Julia Child.

You know, the cream rises to the top,
pun intended,

and you really were filled with cream.

- Ah, still am.

Leaking, actually.
[laughter]

- Up next, Max Drag Queen.

- One of the keys to Snatch Game
is coming in prepared like you were

but then kind of staying nimble.

But I think you got
in your own way a little bit.

But this look tonight,
I'm obsessed with it.

- And you look delicious.

- You know, nerves are something
that's going to be there

for the rest of your career.

It means you care.

You okay?
What's going on?

- I just feel like my...

my biggest challenge yesterday
wasn't the Snatch Game.

Today is the two-month
anniversary of my mum passing.

Sorry.

- No need to apologise, sweetie.
I'm so sorry for your loss.

I've been there.
It's a very difficult thing.

But you know what?
She's with you.

Just know that you're loved
and we're happy that you're here.

And it does get better with time,
so be kind to yourself.

- I very much feel loved and supported.
I really appreciate it.

- Are you okay to continue
with the competition?

- I want nothing more than to be here

and to do not just my mum proud
but myself.

- Thank you, darling.

So your Reese... you knew
what you wanted to do.

She just needed a point of view.

This look tonight is adorable.

Good job.

Up next, Karna Ford.

- Mabuhay.

- My parents are bakers, so I know
what a braided loaf looks like,

and you've done an incredible job.

- Thank you.

- I love this.

- Sailor Moon goes to the bakery.
[laughter]

I'm into it.
- Yum.

I think the mesh on the sides...

the illusion could have been
a little bit darker

to match your skin a little bit better.

Now, your Eddiesha Knowles Carter III
Murphy somewhere Brown in there...

yeah, and it was fun.

It just needed to be
a stronger point of view.

All of you are just brilliant.
It's just some more so in this challenge.

Up next, Nikita Iman.

- Hi.

- It's good to be prepared
in something like Snatch Game,

but we could see you with a crowbar,

like, just trying your hardest
to get it in there.

- This look tonight...

I'll be honest, I'm not getting
heaps of dessert from it.

- It doesn't scream ice cream,
but it's so pretty on you.

- Thank you.

- So I asked you in the Werk Room...
- Mm-hmm.

- How are you going to make
political commentary

on us destroying the planet funny?

- Yeah.

- I'm going to ask you again.

[laughter]

Up next, Brenda Bressed.

- Howdy.
[laughter]

- This is everything I love about drag.

It's safe to say, like, this is simply
the Bressed, honestly.

- Aw, I got that.
- Stop it.

- And you and Mandy together
truly are a double act.

- Thank you so much.

- This Bubble O' Bill...
we have the likeness

of this in America,
and I know that so well.

And you are it to a T.

You're not afraid to do anything.

You just go for it,
and that's really what drag is about.

- Sorry.

- What you thinking about?

- Just hearing that from you,
it's just very validating.

So thank you so much.

- This is why I love
this show so much.

It's being able to see someone tear up
about living their best life

while dressed as a...

- An ice pop.

- Ice cream that is
clearly a power bottom.

This is what it's all about.

- [laughs]

- Up next, Mandy Moobs.

- Now, you're a seamstress.
Did you make this?

- I did. I just whipped it up
in an afternoon.

- It's absolutely striking.
- This is so beautiful.

And finding out that you're making these
is blowing my f*cking mind.

- Thank you.

- Now, Kath and Kim
are sacred to me.

And I was nervous.

[dramatic music]

I needn't have worried.

So well done.

This look... sadly, I'm a sugar junkie...

Liquorice allsorts,
one of my all-time favourites.

So the minute you came
around the corner,

AI knew exactly what it was,

but, again, you did it in your style.

I thought you had a very strong night.

- Thank you.
- Very, very proud of you.

Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,
the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[engine turns over, revving]

- [singing] I'm safe
- I am so ready for this.

- Welcome.

- Cheers, girls.
- Cheers. We're safe.

- Cheers to surviving Snatch Game.
- We survived.

- After being on the bottom
two weeks in a row,

I'm over the moon
and could not be happier.

- Lazy, how are you feeling being safe?

- Like, looking at... look at this.
Look at this. Look at this.

This is safe this season.

- I know.

- For Queen of the Dessert, I was served
a nice big helping of humble pie,

because I am safe.

- Oh!

- Hey, ladies.

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

What happened?

- We broke the shitty Snatch Game curse.
All: Yeah!

- Officially.

- We finally knocked this b*tch
off her f*cking winning streak!

- Do you know what? I'm sick of saying,
I think I've got the win this week.

I'm really hoping that it's
my f*cking wedding day today.

But I definitely feel like
I've done enough to be considered.

- Very positive critiques
of these two, too.

- It was a lot of fun to work with you.
- Oh, I had a ball.

- Go on tour?
- t*ts up the East Coast.

The judges loved our back-and-forth
that we did in the challenge.

So, honestly, I feel like
it could go either way again.

- If you take it,
that's Melbourne reigning.

[laughter]

Okay, well, we've done the fun time.
- Mm.

- Miss Karna, how are you feeling?

- Oh, it's a bit disappointing
being in the bottom.

But the judges said that
I did the character,

but I didn't evolve with it,
so I didn't have a point of view.

I'm definitely disappointed in myself,
and I am feeling a little surprised.

Yeah, that's just it.

- Can you just do your
line one more time?

- How you doing?
[laughter]

- Well, unfortunately, the answer
of how she's doing is now, not great.

[laughter]

- Maxie, how are you feeling?

- [sighs]

- You should be f*cking proud of yourself,
because we all love you.

- You honestly should be.
- Thank you.

Whatever the case is, like, I think that
I'll probably be lip-synching tonight.

Performing is my entire life.
It's my therapy.

And it's something that my mum
has been able to watch me do.

So, if I have to lip-synch,

I know that I'll have her with me.

And so I'm using that as fuel tonight.

- You know what they said.

They said your performance
wasn't horrible,

unlike a certain natural disaster.

[laughter]

- [laughs] I don't know if it's
a good thing or a bad thing,

but at least it wasn't forgettable.

- [slurps]

- All right, now, just between
us platy-pussies, what do you think?

Starting with Vybe.

- I think she really proved herself
this week as a team player,

and I just can't wait to see more.

- I loved going to her, 'cause I knew
every time I threw a question at her,

not only did she have a funny answer,
but she had a thought behind it.

Her runway, I thought,
was really beautiful.

And, of course, giant rhinestone cherries
make me very happy.

Max Drag Queen.

- She's clearly going
through a lot right now.

- Snatch Game...
she could have really run

with the stuff that she had prepared.

- Of course, our hearts go out
to her in her personal life,

but this is a competition, and
we have to judge it as such.

Karna Ford.

- On the runway,
I loved that look.

- She wore sweet bread
like Britney wore a snake.

- Yes.
- It was amazing.

I thought her look on the runway
was incredible.

- It didn't bother me
so much on the runway

as much as the character did
in the Snatch Game.

And the issue was, every time we came
to her, it was the same thing,

and I was waiting for her to switch it up,

and she did not switch it up once.

Nikita Iman.

- She loves doing
whatever it was that she did.

- [laughing] Yes.

- Oh, I kind of liked
that hot-mess energy.

[laughter]

- On the runway tonight,
she's feeling herself.

Could it have been a little
more literal in the dessert?

Absolutely.

- Brenda Bressed.

- I was just blown away
by the Bubble O' Bill reference.

It was so good.

- So full of life and colour
and playfulness.

And I felt like that in the Snatch Game.

- She gave us this well-known,
well-loved character,

and put her own spin on it.

- She knew how to play
this game like a pro.

And then the runway...

honestly, this is what drag is all about.

This is wink-wink, nudge-nudge
at its finest.

Mandy Moobs.

- This look tonight.

- I was blown away that
she made that herself.

She's amazing.
- I love that she made it.

She felt so strong
standing up here tonight.

Nom, nom, nom.

- In the Snatch Game performance,

I thought she was very fortunate,
actually, to have Brenda there.

- Brenda was a little bit stronger
in the sense that she guided the ship.

But when you gave the steering wheel
over to Jane Turner, she was there.

And she did not miss a turn.

- Jane Turned-her.
- Jane Turned-her.

Who are your bottom two this week?

- Oh, God.
- Oh, gosh, hold on.

- Can we... before we...
- Shut it!

Sounds like we've made a decision.

Bring back our queens.

Welcome back, queens.

On Snatch Week, this competition
has never been tighter.

Brenda Bressed...

condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]
- Get it, Brenda.

- I love you, Bubble O' Bill.
- Well done. Well done.

- Thank you.

- You've won a necklace set
from Amped Accessories.

- Ooh.
- How delightfully camp.

- Yes.

- Vybe, Mandy Moobs,

you are safe.

You three may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

Well done, baby.

- Max Drag Queen, your
snatch was legally bland.

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

Karna Ford...

your snatch was a big "aur naur" bit.

[laughter]

- How you doing?
[laughs]

- Nikita Iman,
your snatch was unnatural.

- [giggles]

- Max...

Karna...

Nikita...

I'm sorry, my dears, but all three of you
are up for elimination.

[music continues]

- I am gagged.

I've had a lot of three-ways,
and this isn't the type of three-way way

that I would love to do.

[music continues]

- I'm feeling the, like, adrenaline
course through my veins.

I'm excited to show you
why, when I walked in,

all the girls were like,
she's not the one to lip-synch against.

[laughs]

- Three beautiful queens stand before me.

Queens, this is your last chance
to impress the judges

and save yourself from elimination.

[music continues]

The time has come...
[thunder rumbles]

For you to lip-synch

for your life.

[music continues]

- I really didn't want to be here again.

But I'm here to f*cking show who I am

and stamp myself on this stage

and give everything that I've got.

- Good luck.

And don't f*ck it up.

[upbeat rock music]

- [singing] Late night,
waiting by the phone tonight

Waiting for an answer

Still hanging on, for what?

I can't operate, fired up

I won't eat,
and I won't sleep for you, yeah

Hey, you're playing with my delirium

And the longer I wait

The harder I'm gonna fall

Stop playing with my delirium

'Cause I'm outta my head
and outta my self-control

Still here in this quiet room

Deep in delusion sending me over

Still hanging on, for what?

Can't operate, fired up

Am I the only one who's insane?

Hey, you're playing with my delirium

- These girls are giving it.

Max is pulling out the stunts
and the tricks, so is Karna.

Nikita is serving face and really getting
into the vibe of the song.

There is so much going on,
I do not even know where to look.

- [singing]
'Cause I'm outta my head

And outta my self-control

[music ends]

[cheers and applause]

- Queens, we've made our decision.

[suspenseful music]

Max Drag Queen, Nikita Iman...

shantay, you stay.

[applause]

You two may join the other girls.

[dramatic music]

- I love you.

- Love you so much.

[music continues]

- Karna Ford, you are
a talented, delicious queen,

and the world is going to eat you up.

Now, sashay away.

- I just want to say thank you
so much for this opportunity.

I'm so happy that the whole world
gets to see me.

[applause]

Love you all.
Bye.

I may be a Filo queen,
but you can fill me, queen.

[laughter]

[sighs]

I'm devastated.

I gave it my f*cking all.

I'm so proud of what I brought
to this competition.

There's no other person
that I would have wanted to kick me

out of this competition besides Max.

I just don't believe it was Nikita.
[laughs]

It doesn't end here for me.

This is where the real race
f*cking starts.

[grunts, smooches]

How you doing?

[laughs]

- Condragulations, queens.

And, remember, stop relying on that body

and let your inner light shine through.

Can I get a "Ca-caw! Ca-caw!"?

All: Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

- All right!
Now let the music play!

- [singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

- Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

- Next time on "Drag Race Down Under"...

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you need to make outfits
worthy of the main stage.

- [laughs] [applause]

- Oh, wow.
- I think it's so ugly.

[scoffs]

- I was thinking,
because I showed off my t*ts already,

I want to show off my a*s.

- I mean, you kind of did
something like that last week.

- As a l*sbian, your nails terrify me.

- I am absolutely dumbfounded with wonder.

- You're outrageous.
f*ck you.