01x02 - Bling Thing

[bunniefuu]

We can't just sit here.

You'll be fine.

Tacos versus fiery death. I'll see if

it's safe. Things

are calming down. Let's go.

Don't give up. Kids can't just throw with

tacos.

Totally uncool man. What are you

complaining about? We're helping you get

inside.

I believe the words you're looking for

are Thank you, bye.

Ohh, you conjugate A verb. Don't forget

your assignment. I want you to punch.

And old ladies. And then write a poem

about it. Extra credit if it's in the

face. Amy is so gorgeous. Ohh. What I

wouldn't give to smash her with a hammer.

I can't be tied down to one woman.

Blast. This keeps his options open. Hey

Mami, you look fantastic. Were

you talking to me?

Look and megawatts.

He is so dreamy.

My optical sensor can't take it.

The girls are throwing themselves at him.

Well, let's get upgrades. If it works for

him, it'll work for us. Upgrades with

what money? Your mom is broke and my

parents just spent a fortune on their

second honeymoon. Baby, I'd marry you all

over again.

Romantic.

Every time I come over here you are

babysitting Mecca, Jodi.

That was my favorite.

Ohh look look if we want upgrade it's

going to have to get jobs. Dude you think

hard work is the answer to everything? I

refuse to work for what I want. Then

we're not getting upgrades.

It appears we're at

a stalemate. Prepare your

weaponry. Yawn. Taste my

paintballs.

Heroes.

Ruined.

I would feel remorse if I had to blast

your face with my weapon of rage. Then

tell me we don't have to get jobs. I

can't lie to you man, I respect you too

much.

Feel anything? Only shame. Give up. Yes.

Good. So they're hiring at the mall.

Fine. If it'll make you happy, I'll

get a stupid job. It would make

me ecstatic. Good. Good.

But the real danger comes from his

farts. Same with glasses.

Anyway, I'm sure we can handle shoving

the customers into the cage.

You guys ain't starting out his

shovers. You're on evac.

They have jobs.

Ohh that was awesome. I'm going again

move towards the light people.

The ride is over, please exit through the

rear end.

I state this claim so you but

Nuggets just get your claim. I'm

prospecting for gold. This monster's: is

right with it. Gold. Have you found

any counting today? None. Nobody. Any day

now. Until then, I sell my coolant

for food and supplies. You can sell

your coolant where?At the coolant

alliance they pay 50 bucks a pint.

These hoses will extract the coolant.

You get better.

Fraction.

Ohh, much better than a

job. I'm going to respectfully

disagree.

Behold our beauty, choke

on your envy.

Are you new? No, I'm Thrasher. My locker

is next to yours. I I make you

tons of mixtapes. Don't tease. I would

have noticed you.

Hey ladies.

Must have drill bit.

Must have chick magnet.

Yeah, well, I can't go back to being

mediocre. I was meant for the spotlight.

I didn't take four years of jazz and

tap to hide in the shadows. 5678 Ohh.

Sherry.

We had so much fun, but now we

are through. Are so

screwed. Wait look, you boys

looking for a girlfriend? No

look there.

Next.

It has come to my attention

that some. You are selling coolant.

Side effects.

It can cause fire blisters.

And worst of all?

I feel sexy.

I've never felt comfortable with my

body. You are

a foxy God of masculinity and

desire. Ohh there's maybe let her

smell your Musk.

You're so lucky.

But to be honest, if it wasn't for

his homicidal tendencies, we'd have

nothing to talk about. His grades are so

high. But what I've always liked is his

tank full of coolant. Coolant. You can

kind of appreciate the irony.

We've got 30 minutes before.

Ohh bless you

lifes cooling blood.

Ohh mine tastes like chicken. Just drink

it. God don't taste good at all.



Those freaky coolant machines.

After my goal.

Yeah.

There's something I need to say.

I want to see other people.

Not you, baby.

Not if we can help it.

Hey. Ohh,

back off, Gorgon.

Take my paintballs.

I didn't. I can't believe it worked. He

choked on my paintballs. Did you see

that, Thrasher? Did you see that?

He saved me.

Right. How can I ever

repay you?

Hey, **** Nuggets, pulled

that. Bouncing around loosened

up the precious sweet,

delicious: gold. We are

rich, boys. Rich. No,

my precious: gold.

So where were we?

OK, I'll take a rain check. Dude,

she's such a tease.