01x05 - El Presidente

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New decree by your student body

president. Swarm. All students have to

ride on the outside of the bus. Isn't

that a little dangerous? Yeah, you're

sweet.

I'm starting to think that giving a

student body president unchecked power is

a bad idea. How did Swarm get elected

anyway? Elected. You don't get elected at

Harry's apocalypse time. You seized power

in a violent rebellion. It happens all

the time.

Hate when she takes the shortcut.

Isn't this where we started? Don't worry,

we've got two more lives before the game

is over.

Where is everybody?Does

that normal? He's watching you. One false

move and he'll talk you into the sacred

dungeon. Who President?

Crazy again?

The best thing to do is keep our

heads down, don't say or do anything

stupid. Definitely. We just need to keep

our cool here. You President Swarm,

outlawed pudding cups and Yang.

k*ll you. k*ll

you.

Look down here.

Wait. President Swarm,

as we're locked in his tower, he's saying

he's torturing her.

Are you ready to become my queen? Never.

Then I'm just going to have to keep

reading my blog to you. This entry is

titled There's no I in Team Edward. No

one can withstand someone else's blog. We

have to savor. Well, the only way to do

that is to overthrow Swarm, and that

would be insane. Overthrowing Swarm would

make you president. To me, the

evil genius pulling your strings,

I mean, you're trustworthy, Vice

President. Attention, everyone.

We are rotting in the school's dungeon.

Well, Swarm has built a lavish palace,

erected an enormous statue of himself,

and kidnapped our homecoming queen. I say

we fight our way out of here and

overthrow him. What's in it for us?

Freedom. That sounds awful good, huh?

You're on. Really. How about not having

to sleep?The dungeon.

Invisible underwear, pie in the sky stuff

like actual pie in the sky. Ohh.

They're not idiots. They won't fall for

that. If you help Thrasher overthrow

Swarm and make him president, he promises

to make the answer to all math

questions. Math is. Too bad.

The caramel center of the planet. He'll

send more troops to fight for global

warming, and he will finally force the

lobsters to reveal how they do their

magic tricks. Ohh, I'd love to catch me

first. Substance

right now. I'm sorry my friend

got carried away with crazy promises.

No, you innocent man, this stupid.

Play.

Why didn't we do this earlier? Yeah, be

honest, I'm usually kind and time of day.

I loved it now.

In your face. Significant.

And all thanks to taking the nap.

I feel so good. I'm going to start taking

one every day. We should do it together.

Can you imagine? We've broken swarms,

defenses. We've taken power. But we're

not done. We have to save Mami. You with

us? We miss you guys. Have your moment.

I'm going to go bust some heads.

You have to see this video I shot of

my kitten trying to stay awake. Hang on,

it's loading. It's totally worth the

wait. Alerting. Please make

plug stop. Wow, the web is slow

today. Just a second, My future Queens

baby, we're here to rescue you. All

right, let's just calm down. Back off,

swarm, or your blog is toast.

Ohh, don't worry.

Who's still used his style?

I have the homecoming queen.

We found it. Stairs including

jobs. If you find the

tapioca it's fine.

All hail his awesomeness, the

royal and blessed Ultimate dude

and my best friend, President

Thresher the First.

Please stand by.

You're the president. You're supposed to

look like a tool. No, stop it. Do not

look your Lord in the eye. He hates eye

contact. Do not attempt to smell his

sweet bodily aroma as he passes. Do not

try to impress your friends by saying you

saw him today. We will deny it and you

will look like. An idiot.

Where you step in front of His

royalness, you trumpet. Dude, chill for a

second. His Majesty has demanded that

everyone chill. Let the chilling begin.

Do not attempt to fake the chilling.

Hi Amy, thanks for saving me. Ohh,

that's OK. Power suits you. Really.

Totally. You'll make a great president.

But you are missing something. I was

born that way, but the doctor said

to be patient.

And there's a perfectly good one

right next to you. Hey, I'm

a dude, not you. Love me.

Ohh really? You, me and you

and me. Totally

rules dude.

Lunch is served.

Having fun on our first date

dates ohh.

Always wanted to date you,

but you've been dating Megawatts

since kindergarten to make you

jealous. Duh. Hold on, sire.

The royal food tester will

check to see if the

food is safe. Umm umm.

Hmm.



Did you try to poison me so

you could become president? Maybe. Yes,

you little scamp. You know what our

first act should be? Commemorative plates

to honor how you became the new

student body president.

And they're made of fudge. OK, here's the

prototype. Not made of fudge. Or by the

school. New textbooks. Textbooks in a

school? Why don't we just throw the money

away? We could give every kid in the

school his own personal library.

Brilliant. By royal decree, all students

will be given their own libraries.

Our spies say Havoc High is planning an

attack. We have to prepare. We should

build a decoy school over a volcano. Then

we fill the volcano with lions and ****

monsters. What's a **** monster? Where'd

you asked? See, it's going to require

some money for DNA splicing. Like last is

enough with the **** monsters. I've been

hearing about this since the 3rd grade. I

agree, but monsters are silly. What

monsters are not silly? You heard my

queen silly. That's the first time you

called me a queen. You are my queen.

Why are these people so angry? Because

you wanted to spend all the money on

education? Now we're broke. We need to

conquer and pillage another school.

There's a private kindergarten two blocks

away. I say we hit them and hit them

hard. Shock and awe, baby.

That's it. I quit. Why? What's

wrong? We're best friends. We were

supposed to do this together. But

now you've got your queen. So,

so long, President Jerkins Stein. Ohh.

Last days. Let him go. He's

just jealous. All great

leaders must pay.

What happened to private school?

Kindergarteners attacked. It's a

slaughter. The students from how the guy

are marching through our defenses.

Somebody gave him the calls and they

brought their allies from Magic Lobster

Academy.

You have to flee.

So fast. Sorry Thrasher, don't take

it personally. You did this. It's

time this school had a female

president. Lucky I

came back to get my commemorative plates

while your game is up now, Miss

Thang. Did you just call me Miss

Bang? I should have known.

No.

Monsters.

I don't understand. The free

lunch program to pay for them. Who loves

you, baby?

They're beautiful.

Thank you.

I can't believe the Buckmasters betrayed

us. New decree from

president, but Munster, from now on

you've got to talk like a ****

monster. Since when Yesterday. You got to

check my blog, dude.