01x07 - Mean Green

[bunniefuu]

Where are we? This is like the middle of

nowhere. Yeah. You said this field trip

was dangerous. Most of us wouldn't

survive. Ohh. Wait for it.

For several weeks we've been studying

what we call the outside, so

I've invited an expert to speak

to us. Meet the Gorax.

Through the trees, trees, trees are

a myth.

I thought they were just stories our

parents made-up to give us nightmares.

They are real, and they will spread

across insaneness like a plague, choking

the smog out of the air and

making temperatures dangerously

comfortable.

Plants are dangerous.



Wow.

They ruined his credit and the same

thing could happen to you. Enough jibber

jabber, it's time to do your part

for the environment by k*lling it.

This is silly.

Planet 9.

Who who drank all the milk? Couldn't tell

you, man.

I can't stand it.

That was awesome. Listen, this whole

destroy the environment stuff isn't

really my thing. Getting back to the bus.

Sleep.

Help me blast us, I told you. If

you need someone to Lube your chassis,

ask a grown up down here.

Umm.

Captain Obvious, I'm the green spirit of

insanity, the living embodiment of Mother

Nature. I could tell you're a

sympathizer. Hi, baby. Yeah, I could get

into a lot of trouble. Come on, man.

You're freaky. Friends are hunting me.

Were you talking to your No.

It looked like you were talking to you. I

was not talking to myself, nor to any

individual part of myself. Whatever.

You're never going to believe what

happened. Let's go.

Dudes, can I trust you with a huge

secret? Is it embarrassing? Yeah. It

doesn't matter. The answer is probablyno.

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Supposed to breathe in here?She's

harmless and she needs my help. I

hate you die.

Your friends won't snitch, will they?

Snitches get stitches. Yo, don't worry.

Just get some sleep and we'll figure

out what to do tomorrow. Hey, I

need light to live well. I need

dark to sleep. Metal face. Yeah. I

also need water.

Anything else? Fertilizer. Fertilizer.

Dude. There is nothing like a

pile of pungent black fertilizer. It's

chock full of nutrients, all natural,

and it is delicious.

You forgot to check for monsters. There's

no monsters. I see monsters.

What are you doing?Remember

the plan thresher You're interested

plants has gotten out of control and I

want you to go to a place where you could

get better glasses. This is really not a

problem. He's in denial. I'm sorry buddy,

this is for your own good.

This isn't we are only here because we

care about you when 1 the best for you.

Keep an eye on the organic, don't let it

get away. Take me

alive.

Your little green friend escaped, but

we've got you. This movie exposes

the truth about your fertilizer.

I just can't choose between you and Jake

the werewolf. That's who I have to

compete with.

This isn't the movie that makes you hate

plants, it's the one that makes you

stupid.

Then what have we got? Talking trains?

Ohh, I'm a steam train and a

really useful engine. What have we done?

My friend is a muttering numb numb.

I think he's funny.

You're no match for us. Ohh

really? I've got fertilizer.

That did not just happen. Ohh it

happened man. She ate it.

Yesterday I was on a field trip but now

I'm on the most wanted list. Right.

Let's not forget who sent you to be

brainwashed. I'm the only friend you've

got. Maybe you're right. Of course I'm

right. And once we have the Super fudge,

we'll make them all pay the Super fudge.

It's a chunk of infinitely concentrated

super fertilizer, enough to feed a

trillion plants you'll never get in.

Programmed to k*ll living things. Which

is where you come in, my robot pal. You

can walk right in with me hidden in your

belly. What am I supposed to say? That

I'm doing a book report on the Super

fudge? Wow.



I'm also a security guard.

The extra coin comes in handy, but it's

really about the bragging rights. I'm

guarding the Super fudge, the most

powerful fertilizer in the universe.

That's how women that and they just

freak. You know what's in the Super

fudge, right? I try not to think about

it. So this is for you.

Is that right? Yep, ohh works for

me.

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.

How did you know?

Seriously.

Super fudges. Ohh you ever talked about

super super super fudge? Wait you 2 know

each other?You're

right, he's right guys, and I'm actually

the scrap metal spirit of insanity and

a no good lying cheater. Sweetheart, you

never let me explain. Explain. How do

you explain those emails to the fire

spirit of insaneness? Busted soon you and

all your precious robot. Ancient

history. What? Ohh yeah, I yeah,

I've been using you to help

me wipe out your whole race,

alright.

I learned a lot since I had him

beaten, brainwashed and then posted video

of it. You only truly hurt the ones

you love. Blastus is right. I think you



just like me and my buddy.

Maybe they're right, baby.

Give us one more

chance. Ohh baby, I,

I I'm gonna smash

your stupid face.

Correct. No.

The fate of Robot Guy is

in your hands. How are we

supposed to fight that?

An energy source as powerful as

the Super fudge you need to

do. We have to Oh yeah,

it's the only way to do

it.

Do it again.

Umm.

For a while.

Emphasis on the word k*ller.

Last this dude, it's up to you

now.

Pressure plate.

You guys need to be alone. Just one.

What's in the fertilizer?

That's just wrong.

Am I the only one who thought it wasfudge?