03x04 - Doki-Doki Royal Selection Social Gathering

[bunniefuu]

♪

[both gasp]

[both groaning]

♪

[groans]

[GARFIEL]
What the hell.

[gasps]

-Uh-oh.
-Huh?! [gasps]

♪

Careful, Garf,
these two are strong!

[smirks]
This should be fun.

[MIMI]
No don't!

I'm being serious, Garf!

You and I won't be able
to handle them alone!

Okay, but even
if we wanted to run for it,

it's not like
they're are gonna let us.

Fighting's our only shot!

[MIMI]
Fine, but just once.

We take one shot
and hit them as hard as we can

and then we run!

Remember
what you're doing here!

[gasps]

♪

No, you're right.

I'll just rush them once,

we'll hit them hard and fast,
and then we bail.

We both okay with that?

Uh-huh!
Yeah!

That works for me!

[GARFIEL]
Then, let's do this.

[glass shatters]

[REINHARD] Vice Captain,
what is the meaning of this?

[HEINKEL] Damn I'd a thought
it'd be obvious.

Now stay right
where you are, boy,

and don't move a muscle.

With this Witch Cult
running around,

threatening everyone,
most folks would think

to circle the wagons
but here you are,

a traitor to your blood,

running off
to protect some lady

you don't even know.

[FELT]
Hey, loser, snap out of it.

Why ya just standing there?

Ignore him, he's just
trying to frighten you.

Don't worry about me,
I'll be fine.

You wanna test that
theory kid?

Look, boy,
I'm not asking for much.

Just that you do your duty

and protect your household
like the knight you are.

Then, I'm all ears

on the Astrea family
succession.

You heard him, go.

Go!

[REINHARD]
Miss Felt.

♪

Forgive me.

[SUBARU]
The witch's remains?

But the Witch of Envy
isn't dead.

After all...

To come and take my life.

-Listen, everyone--
-[AL] Hang on.

Slow your roll, brother.

Just because they say,
"the witch's remains"

doesn't mean
they're specifically referring

to the Witch of Envy.

[ANASTASIA]
That's right.

Although records on the matter
are spotty at best.

There have been rumors
as long as this city has stood.

And they're true,
with one caveat.

The remains here belong
to a witch other than

the Witch of Envy, right?

Do you have any idea
where they might be buried?

Uh-hmm.

The location
of the witch's remains

is a closely-guarded secret.

If anyone has that answer,

it's going to be
the Council of Ten.

So, in other words, Kiritaka.

Mm-hmm.

[sighs]

Moving on, how much
do we know about this

Capella Emerada Lugunica person
who's been after them?

I thought only members
of the royal family

were supposed to have
the name "Lugunica,"

so what gives?

[AL] I wouldn't read
too much into it.

Everyone knows the royals
all died of illness,

she's probably just
rubbing it in.

"Capella" is not a royal name
that I am familiar with.

However, there was once
a member of the royal family

that went by the name
Emerada Lugunica.

[all gasps]

Though that was long ago,

she's been dead
for over 50 years.

It is said that
she was a very beautiful

and intelligent woman,
but also ruthless

and cunning beyond measure.

Her subjects feared
and despised her.

Um, sorry to interrupt
but my mirror's activated!

It's Julius!

♪

It appears everyone
is present.

Are you all able
to hear me clearly?

Yes, but why did you wait
so long to get in touch?

How are things
looking out there?

-[JULIUS] Well...
-[TIVEY] Ugh, Milady!

Things are real bad here!

Please tell me
our sister's made it

back to you safely!

Uh-hm.
No, she hasn't.

But she knows
how to take care of herself.

[RICARDO]
Milady, Milady, are you there?

It's Hetaro!

It's our sister!

Something's happened to her!

[ANASTASIA]
Hetaro, listen to me.

You're both going to be fine.

Now, tell me what happened.

[HETARO] The effects
of our divine protection

flowed from her into us.

It was a really bad wound!

Your what?

You mean your Trisection?

That means
wherever Mimi is, she's hurt.

-[CAPELLA] Hello, hi there!
-[gasps]

Can anybody hear me?

This is a message for all
my little meat bags out there!

I hope
you're having fun today!

Why, I bet your little
meat bag hearts

are all aflutter,

and you're hanging
on my every word!

[maniacal giggling]

Now that
I have your attention.

While you were
all worshipping me...

-Who's there?
-[CAPELLA] Some really

bad people attacked
our city's government office!

Isn't that terrible?

-I'm so torn up about it!
-[GARFIEL] I'm sorry.

I, I messed up!

I couldn't save her!

-I, I'm so damn useless!
-[SUBARU] Who did this to you?

Dammit!

[maniacal laughter]

♪

Uh.

It's no good!

The wound isn't closing up!

Uh, bandages!

[gasps]

[grunts]

[maniacal laughter]

[CAPELLA] I hope you raiders
are realizing by now

that standing up to me
is utterly pointless

and you're stupid
for even trying!

[maniacal laughter]

[sighs]

That reminds me!

There are still raiders
inside this building

trying to be brave
aren't there!

How about I slice them
all up into itty bitty pieces?!

[screaming]

What the...

[loud rattle]

[CAPELLA] I'm sorry
do you not like that?

Then listen well, meat bags!

The witch's remains,
I want them,

and you will bring them to me!

Oh, and in case
you're thinking of trying

anything funny,
I have people positioned

in each of the watergate
control towers.

I'm sure you know
what happens if you test me!

[maniacal laughter]

[groans]

Is this just some
messed up game to her?

Is everyone all right?
Is anyone hurt?

Kiritaka, you're alive?

Just barely.

Wait a second,
Ottos' not with you?

Uh-huh. I'm afraid to say
that he isn't.

I see.

Well, he is pretty clever,
so he's probably fine.

Hmm.

Everyone, regarding
the demands that were issued.

The rumors are true

and we haven't
a moment to spare.

We can stop
dancing around the issue.

Are you saying that
the witch's remains

really do exist?

[KIRITAKA]
Yes, they do.

However, believe me
when I tell you

that there is no way
to move them.

Therefore, it is impossible
to give her

what she is demanding.

When you say that
the remains can't be moved,

is that merely
your own opinion?

On the contrary,
I mean it literally.

We cannot move them
under any circumstances.

The witch's remains are imbued

with a special power.

If we were to disturb them,

it would trigger
a catastrophic event

that would rival
the city's original flooding.

No, perhaps even exceed it.

♪

The city of Preiestella
would be destroyed.

[AL]
Sounds an awful lot like

what happened
when Typhon was drowned, hm?

[RICARDO] So,
we can't give her the remains.

As if we were ever going to.

So, we need to come up
with a plan.

-Big Sister!
-Big Sister!

[all crying]

[TIVEY] Wake up!

Please wake up!

[whimpering]

[RICARDO]
You know I never thanked you.

[gasps]

Mimi is alive right now
because of your bravery.

If you hadn't got her back
when you did, she'd a died.

So, thank you.

I owe ya one.

Seriously, I'm grateful.

Would you stop that?

You don't get it!

[SUBARU]
Garfiel.

Tell me what happened.

I plan on taking out
all the idiots

who are attacking this city,

but I can't do it
without your help.

If we're gonna pull this off,
then I need your strength.

Which means you can't keep
feeling sorry for yourself.

♪

It was right after
that broadcast.

We wanted to go help out,

so we headed
for the government office.

[yelling]

[grunts]

You're mine!

[gasps]

♪

My love for you will begin
only after I k*ll you,

my dear Garfiel Tinsel.

[grunts]

[hollering]

[growling]

What the...

Uh!

Hm...

Huh...

-I've got you!
-[gasps]

-Oh!
-[panting]

♪

[GARFIEL]
Shrimp?

♪

[screaming]

A huge man with extra
arms and a woman?

What do you think, Wilhelm?

[grunts]

[WILHELM] Mimi has sustained
a wound that will not heal.

This could be the work
of the divine protection

of the Death God.

It's all my fault.

The Shrimp got hurt because
she was trying to save me.

It was Mimi's choice,
that's not on you.

I know that!

I know.

But still just because
no one blames me.

Doesn't mean
I couldn't have done more,

that it isn't my fault!

Oh?

That's why I'm gonna
find that b*stard

and I'm gonna kick his a*s!

Now, that's a w*r cry!

I'll be counting on you
to keep your word.

So, get back in there
and give them hell, kid.

I will!
I'll tear them to pieces!

They're mine.

You hear me?

-Hmm.
-[JULIUS] So, Subaru.

What kind of strategy
would you suggest?

Sorry, did I miss the first
half of a conversation?

Why would I know
anything about that?

You were instrumental
in our battle with Sloth.

I thought perhaps
you would come through

for us again, that's all.

[grunts]
Look, I'm trying okay!

If I had all the answers
to fighting the Witch's Cult

do ya really think my leg
would look like this?

The Sin Archbishop
of Greed took Emilia.

I don't plan on leaving her
in his filthy hands

one second longer
than I have to.

If I understand you,

your priority is getting
Emilia back above all else?

♪

[SUBARU]
Of course, it is.

-[sighs]
[ALL] Huh!

That's how my heart feels
right now anyway.

But the metia
is the bigger problem.

Hmph!
Then we agree.

That metia has been
turned against

the good people of this city

and the one who wields it,

the voice on the other end
now eats away

at the minds of all
who hear it.

Hmm.

Then, we have our answer,

our priority
is the Sin Archbishop of Lust.

In spite of your bandages,
you're walking just fine.

I can barely tell
you were hurt.

Thanks, although
I wish I could say

I felt as good as I to look.

Right now Felix is busy
treating the townspeople

and Hetaro and Tivey
are on bedrest since

they're sharing Mimi's wound

thanks to her
divine protection.

Much as I'd like to sit
this one out,

we can't afford it.

That reminds me.

Forgive me
if this is a sensitive subject.

But do you still know
how to fight, Crusch?

I've been retraining
under Wilhelm

for a while now.

I can assure you
I won't be a liability.

[WILHELM]
Miss Crusch's natural talents

have not diminished.

-There is no need
to be concerned. -Hm.

And what about you, Al?

[AL]
Huh?

I don't think I've ever
actually seen you fight.

[AL]
Really, huh.

Well, bad news
on that front, brother.

-Man, how do I put this.
-Just say it.

[AL] All right, look,
I gotta join another party

to go look for my princess.

Sorry, I can't stick around.

Wait, what?

Are you seriously
about to ditch us?

[AL] Aww, come on, brother,
don't be like that!

Man, now I feel guilty.

I'm really sorry.

[JULIUS]
Think nothing of it.

It's natural for a servant
to put his master first.

I wouldn't criticize Al
for something like that.

-[AL] I appreciate it, pal.
-[angry grunt]

Go on, get outta here.

Guess I'll be the only idiot
holding us back

out there today, huh.

That's some bull crap
and you know it!

Come on,
you're our secret weapon, kid!

-We're counting on ya!
-Me?

When we fought against
the White Whale and Sloth,

it was your passion and bravery

that held us together.

I have to agree with Ricardo.

Give yourself a little credit,
Subaru Natsuki.

D-Do, do you mean it?

Ugh, well now I feel like
I made it weird.

Let me give you
a piece of advice before I go.

[AL] If you
come up against Gluttony,

-don't tell him your real name.
-[gasps]

And one other thing,

there's a good chance
all the Sin Archbishops

are in this city right now.

-[all gasps]
-No way!

[whimpering]

[AL] If we're both lucky
enough to make it outta this

we'll meet again, brother.

[whimpering]

♪

[sniffing]

There's a strong
scent of blood.

And I mean a lotta blood.

Subaru.

You're way too tense.

I'm sorry.

I'm getting too
worked up, aren't I?

I get it.

Gluttony is a sore
subject for you.

Truth be told,
if I were in your position,

I'm not certain
I could retain my composure.

Are you okay, man?

You're acting creepy.

-[chuckles softly]
-Huh!

[deep inhale]

[sharp exhale]

♪

We'll do this just like
we discussed.

Together, those cultists
are too powerful.

But if we split them up
and take them on separately

and in groups,
we'll have the advantage.

But if things start
to go south

we abandon the operation

and retreat at once,
do we agree?

♪

[grunts]

[footsteps approach]

Last time I was there
the square

was covered in bodies,
so brace for it now

and don't chicken out!

Let's go!

♪

[panting]

Hey, kid!

We gotta pick up the pace,
don't take it personally!

[SUBARU]
Oh, what are you doing?

-[RICARDO] Don't worry kid, I
got you! -This is not the plan.

♪

[gasps]

What is this/

[gasps]

Up there!

♪

To arms!

[grunts]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Hmm.
So, it's true?

[grunts]

You think you're so tough
because you got four arms?

[grunts]

Well, do ya?!

You ain't nothing.

[smirks]

I got him!

[yelling]

[RICARDO]
What in the hell are you?

I don't think so!

Composite Magic, Ul Gora!

[fire blazing]

That was everything we had
but it still wasn't enough.

What in the world
are these guys made of?

All right, everyone,
let's hit them again!

We'll have Julius
and Crusch focus

on ranged attacks
while the rest of us--

[maniacal laughter]

[CAPELLA]
Unbelievable, I'm amazed

you idiots actually showed up!

[maniacal laughter]

What, you don't
recognize my voice?

Fine, I'll reintroduce myself!

You may remember me

as the Sin Archbishop
of the Witch's Cult

representing Lust,
Capella Emerada Lugunica!

[maniacal laughter]

Now that that's done,
time to die, meatbags!

[SUBARU]
Not gonna lie.

This is my first time
talking to a dragon,

and I already hate it.

[CAPELLA]
Hang on a sec.

You there
with the spikey hair!

You're just an adorable
kitty cat, aren't you?

Mew, mew, mew, mew!

What a precious bean!

Are you sad your
little kitty friend is dead?

[GARFIEL]
What gives?

Oh, this is just sad.

Seriously, the more you talk

the more you ruin
dragons for me,

it's bumming me out.

[CAPELLA] Huh?
I'm sorry, was that to me?

Am I supposed to know
who you are?

And why do you smell
super out of place

compared to the rest
of the meatbags here?

First off, what kind of
villain entrance was that?

It was way too sloppy!

You're a freaking
Sin Archbishop!

You're top brass!

You're supposed to show up
one at a time

in big pivotal moments,
not stroll in all together!

I've run into three
of you guys

this week, it's lame!

There, hopefully that
bought you guys enough time.

Kick its a*s, Julius!

Much obliged
for the distraction.

Your disregard
for your own life

continues to astound me.

Burn in a flash
of rainbow light!

Al Clauseria!

[CAPELLA] Wait, what the hell
you were stalling me?

[screaming]
[expl*si*n]

[CAPELLA]
Well, that was uncalled for.

You know peeping
from such a low angle

and getting all excited
is not a good look.

Her wounds, are they healing?

You have gotta be kidding me!

[sighing]

[growls]

-[bell tolling]
-[gasps]

[CAPELLA]
Aw, man, already?

And I was just
getting to the good part.

It's been fun!

I'll be heading
back inside now!

Huh?

Hang on!

[CAPELLA]
Sorry, got a schedule to keep.

Enjoy your cage, little bug.

I look forward
to seeing you suffer!

[maniacal laughter]

Does she intend
to execute the hostages?

Damn it all!

Now, we've got no choice
but to go and face her inside.

Well, you should hurry up
and get in there!

We'll deal
with the trash outside!

♪

[SUBARU] Hey Garfiel,
don't you dare lose!

Yeah, you better not
lose either, boss.

Take care of yourself
and don't let your guard down.

Understood.

♪

Subaru, please assist
Lady Crusch in her jump!

Huh, Julius!

For real?

Oh! You'll have to forgive me,
up we go!

[screams]

You're gonna wanna
hang on tight!

[CRUSCH]
Right!

[yelling]

[SUBARU]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[thuds]

Are you all right, Crusch?

Yes, I'm all right,
thanks to you.

But, Subaru, you landed
on your bad leg!

What, I'm fine
don't worry about me,

doesn't hurt me a bit!

-[thuds]
-[all gasp]

♪

[maniacal laughter]

[ROY]
What is with those faces?

You guys look like
you really need to relax.

Take it from me,
I'm in a great mood.

I'm truly happy
and why wouldn't I be?

There're just so many reasons!

So many delicious reasons.

Reasons that make
my mouth water.

That make me ravenous!

That make me
want to eat in excess!

The longer you think
about something

the more you find yourself
obsessing over it.

[slurps]

But when you finally
sink your teeth into it,

oh, how delicious it tastes!

Hey, what's wrong?

You okay, dude?

You're not upset with us

because of something
we did, are you,

because
I'm pretty sure we just met.

Then again,
we have a terrible memory,

and we're not that smart.

So, if it wasn't important,
then I forgot about it.

Look, you little sh*t.

If you really just
ended up here

because you have
no sense of direction,

then maybe, just maybe
I can forgive you.

But if you're who I think
you are. If you're--

Let me save you the trouble,
my name is Roy Alphard.

A Sin Archbishop
of the Witch's Cult,

representing Gluttony.

♪

[grunts]

Gluttony, you b*stard!

[sighs]

[gasps]

How strange.

Where am I?

Oh, right.

I fought with that
bandaged woman

in the town square

but everything after that
is a blur.

Wait, huh?

Am I naked?

[door creaks open]

[REGULUS] Well, look
who finally decided to wake up!

I couldn't be more relieved.

I was worried about you.

It warms my heart to see
that you're all right.

I'm sorry, who are you?

[REGULUS]
Before I introduce myself,

I need you to answer
a very important question.

It's of the utmost importance
to our future, you see.

Wait, "our" future?

Sweet Emilia, tell me,
are you a virgin?

As long as you say yes,

then I promise
nothing else matters.