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Ek Chatur Naar (2025)

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Ek Chatur Naar (2025)

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Not there

- Please spare us.

- Let go.

Did you think you could deceive

the young master?

Mangal!

You have nowhere to run now.

Oh, God. She's a female serpent!

- A shape shifting female serpent.

- Yes!

k*ll her!

Bite them. k*ll them.

Take that! Darn it!

Bite them. Bite them!

Bite that scoundrel.

He's going berserk!

He's scared stiff. Gone!

Sonu, look!

Shruti has turned into a female serpent.

She's going to make them pay.

Mom, I don't like watching this nonsense.

Keep your voice down.

We can get in big trouble

if anyone hears us.

They will know we are in here.

How long will we stay

cooped up like this?

You don't send me to school.

And I'm supposed to learn my lessons

with this broken phone.

Rahul has two phones.

Rahul's dad is a crook.

Do you expect me to steal as well?

Would you like to be called

a thief's son?

We're not exactly living it up

like a royal family or anything.

I only make 17,000 a month.

Two thousand bucks for online school.

Three hundred bucks to keep

this stupid phone chirping.

Thirty bucks a day for the milk

without which you'd be

twisting like a snake.

Groceries alone cost 5000 bucks.

Rent, another 4000.

Another 600 for the daily commute.

A gas cylinder costs 1350

on the black market.

Incense sticks and garlands

for your dad cost 150 bucks.

On top of that, it's these 650-rupee pills

that keep mother-in-law breathing.

Not to forget the booze.

Right. How can I forget?

Listen up, Mamta.

We can be scrimpy about medicines.

But don't cut back on the booze.

This is what keeps me going.

I'm tired of this list.

We're not even allowed

to turn on the lights in this house.

If the lights come on, we die.

We're on top of the poverty chain.

It's no secret.

Unbelievable.

They are here.

Even the lock has gathered dust,

but still no sign of

that wretched Mamta!

Is she dead like her husband?

No way.

She won't die that easily.

She's a tough nut.

But I'd love to see how

she escapes my clutches.

I must've been out of my mind

to lend money to her husband.

Hello, Thakur sir.

Good evening.

So, how's it going?

Hello, old monk's old bottle!

You surprise me every time

by showing up alive.

There's this guy who always shows up,

then there's that wretch

who never shows up.

Thakur sir, she fleeced me as well.

But I pee on her doorstep

every night.

You're standing on it right now.

It's a bit wet there. There.

That witch conned me

out of 720 rupees.

And never returned it.

What? 720?

You don't have 720 strands

of hair on your chest.

Such a load of crap.

Her husband conned Thakur Sir

for 20 lakh rupees.

- Is it?

- Thirty lakhs with pee.

- With interest.

- I mean with interest.

Listen up, all of you!

Mamta, her mother-in-law

Radha and her son!

If you spot any of them anywhere,

report directly to me!

But if anyone tries

to keep this from me,

then you won't have

a roof over your head.

Remember that.

Let's go.

Hold on.

We trashed the place

the last time we were here.

Check if everything is

just as we'd left it.

- Peep inside.

- Alright.

The quarter.

The place is still a mess.

There's no one.

Let's go.

Wait. Hold on.

There's no one.

Let's go.

- Let's move.

- Come on. Let's go.

A clever woman.

A clever woman.

What's taking you so long,

Mr. Abhishek?

Mr. Qureshi is supposed to leave

for the secretariat in a few minutes.

Right, Mr. Dubey.

We'll be there in no time.

Hurry up, Mr. Abhishek.

Of course. We're almost there.

OFFICE

He's on the way, sir.

What's up, Anjali?

What?

Get straight to the point, Anjali.

I got three missed calls from you.

Is it something important?

Apparently, your mom's

the only topic I've got.

My mother?

I had to fire the maid

I hired three days ago.

What do you expect?

What do you expect me to do, Abhishek?

Come on, Anjali, you are...

Hold on, Anjali.

I am getting a call

from the Home Ministry.

MOTHER

Hello, Mom.

Your wife was on

the other line, right?

No, Mom.

It was a business call

from the Defense Ministry.

Defense?

That wretch is nothing but trouble.

Were you not speaking to her?

She must be resting in her room.

And why do you guys quarrel

over every small thing?

You can't be quarreling over a maid.

- One question...

- Hold on.

Hello.

You did not just put me on hold

to attend your mom's call?

How dare you do that!

I was speaking to my son.

He's my flesh and blood.

Bloody hag won't leave.

I was speaking with him.

He is my son.

I gave birth to him.

Unlike you, who's been trying

for the past five years.

Having a child takes collective effort.

There's probably something

lacking in your son.

- You dare blame my son!

- Yes. It's possible.

What are you two talking about?

What's the hurry?

If it's a child you want,

we'll get one.

Is it? "We'll get one."

Your mother is very keen

for a grandchild.

Throw one in her face.

How do you manage everything?

One has to learn

when stuck in the middle.

Abhishek, please.

You must get the job done.

- I can't wait any longer.

- You don't start now, please.

Relax.

We're heading for an important meeting.

Working with Mr. Qureshi has

always been profitable for us.

You're right.

Oh sh*t...

sh*t!

- Abhishek. Abhishek. Cool down.

- It's really a bad day.

Are you blind, sir?

Planning on jumping on my lap?

- Who are you calling blind?

- Abhishek!

- You're blind.

- Abhishek.

- What did you say?

- Don't touch me!

- What did you call me?

- Abhishek!

What are you doing, Abhishek? No.

You are running late.

Mr. Qureshi is waiting.

Why don't you take the metro?

It will be faster.

I will handle this.

- Are you sure? You'll handle this?

- Yes, yes.

I am sparing you because I'm in a hurry.

What's going on here?

Move your car.

- Leave.

- Where's your license?

- What drama is this?

- Sir

Nothing really.

All of a sudden, he just

Ms. Mamta.

You're in high demand nowadays.

I owe it all to my flawed reputation.

I so want to squeal on you.

But your delicious chicken

seals my lips.

I'll get one today as well.

One Hussain Ganj, please.

Here.

Thank you.

- Ma'am.

- Mamta.

Did they make you

permanent on the job?

Not yet.

Doesn't matter.

I'll put in a word with Sambhu Caterers.

They will pay you 500 bucks

plus free food.

- Free food?

- Absolutely.

But can you wait tables?

Of course.

Just put in a word for me.

What's taking you

so long, Mr. Abhishek?

Get here soon.

Mr. Qureshi is about to lose his cool.

Don't say that, Mr. Dubey.

Just handle the situation.

I am almost there.

But

I can never match

more than one side.

Good morning, Lata.

Good morning. Good morning.

Your butter and toast.

- Keep it over there.

- Yes.

How am I looking?

- Are you getting the hang of the job?

- Yes.

Work hard and you can

become permanent in a year.

Just put your heart into it.

Absolutely.

I'll put my heart and soul into it.

You don't have to worry.

Nitya. Mamta. Come look at this.

See how that woman

is stealing that phone.

I'll alert security right now...

Are you serious?

She will be long gone

before you can alert security.

I'll catch her.

I'll teach her a lesson or two.

How dare these thieves steal

someone's hard-earned...

Mamta. Where are you going?

Trying to get promoted

in just one day.

She has lost it.

- Young lady, wait. Stop.

- A clever woman with her head held high.

With her k*ller looks

Pierces right through.

The wires in my heart are now fried.

A clever woman

With her head held high.

With her k*ller looks

Pierces right through.

The wires in my heart are now fried.

Stop.

Stop, you b*tch.

SAMRUDDHI SAMAJ KALYAN PARTY

SOCIETY'S WELFARE IS THE NATION'S WELFARE

Want to sit?

Nice chair, sir.

- Learn to value time.

- Sorry, sir.

I had to take the metro

as the roads were packed.

Time to upgrade your ride

if you want to keep up, Mr. Abhishek.

I already did, sir.

That's how I made it here.

This greed of yours never fails

to impress me.

Now, sit, relax, and play.

The party is looking for

a skilled treasurer

and you are creative with numbers.

- Me?

- It's still a recommendation.

What was that scheme previously?

What was it called?

Farmer Welfare Scheme, sir.

When we dipped our hands

into that scheme

the farmers were left with nothing,

and our pockets were filled.

This time, we have to tie the scheme

to modern technology.

Because this time,

I'll request the government

to allot a bigger fund.

Meaning

A couple of thousand crores.

It's ready, sir.

Clean Environment Scheme.

An anti-pollution device.

Highly portable.

It cleans the pollution within

a hundred-meter radius.

And we'll assign the contract

to a German company.

Are you actually going

to build a device like this?

We'll only build a sample model, sir.

Can you handle the German connection?

By Germany, I meant Ghaziabad, sir.

- Here's what I'll do.

- Yes.

- I'll come up with a list of investors.

- Okay.

Who, when, and how much

investment will be allotted

The list will be sent to you.

Prepare to float the scheme.

- Okay, sir.

- Alright.

Mr. Abhishek.

I've sent you the message.

- Check it.

- Yes.

- Mamta, what's wrong?

- How did you get hurt, Mamta?

She made me run the full marathon.

I had her cornered near Love Lane.

But she gave me the slip.

As I went further,

she had an entire g*ng waiting.

She rammed my head against the pole.

Curse that wretch.

I hope their children suck their

blood dry. Hope they get loose motions.

But why did you go after her, Mamta?

That's a serious gash.

It will require a few stitches.

Tell me if you need anything.

- Alright.

- Take care.

I'm in so much pain.

May they rot in hell!

Madam.

Madam.

I dropped my phone somewhere

at the station.

A woman picked it up and fled.

How can anyone flee with my phone?

How will I get it back?

Check your CCTV footage, please.

We'll take in a lost

and found complaint.

Give me your ID proof

and business card.

The police will call you

when they have any updates.

- Good morning, sir.

- Good morning.

- Good morning, sir.

- Morning.

- Good morning, sir.

- Morning.

- Good morning, sir.

- Morning.

Amar.

- Good morning, sir.

- Morning.

- Good morning.

- Morning.

- Tina.

- Two minutes.

Come in, bro.

Which cop is in charge in our area?

Someone who's done small jobs

for us before?

Senior Inspector Triloki.

Call him up.

OFFICE

POLICE STATION PURANA QILA,

DISTRICT - LUCKNOW

Mr. Triloki.

Abhishek Verma.

How can I help?

I need an urgent favor.

I dropped my phone

at Hussain Ganj Metro Station.

Some crook probably picked it up.

It's my business phone.

I am trying on my end.

If you can loop in the cyber cell

to track its last location,

it would be a great help, sir.

Wait.

- Some tea?

- Absolutely, sir.

Since this is your official phone,

don't get the cyber cell involved.

Then how do we go about it?

I'll get it tracked off the record.

But it's going to cost you.

I'll have the location

before you hang up.

Whatever it is, I want you

to speed it up.

I need that phone urgently, sir.

Faster than a speeding b*llet, sir.

It's showing Clock Tower, sir.

- The team's on their way.

- Alright.

Any problem, Abhishek?

No. None at all.

Hope things didn't get

too messy with the car?

No, just a small dent.

I've sent the car for repairs.

- They will send it back in the evening.

- Thank you. Thank you, Tina.

Thank you for the support.

Amar. Here's your phone.

I need your car keys.

Want a pancake?

Did you get the money?

A clever woman

With her head held high.

With her k*ller looks

Pierces right through.

The wires in my heart are now fried.

Stop!

I said stop.

Stop there.

Why did you make me run a marathon?

You told me to avoid

CCTV cameras at all times.

So I kept running.

That disguise saved your life.

Or you'd be doing time in jail.

Take your phone.

I don't want it.

Hold on to it for a while.

I am still on duty.

- I'll collect it from you in the evening.

- And my money?

How about a soda?

- Can I?

- Alright.

A clever woman.

A clever woman.

Stop giggling.

Did you get my money?

Think you're Elon Musk now?

Do you think I'll run away

with your money?

Cut the crap.

You did it for Sonu, didn't you?

Tell him to study hard.

LUCKNOW POLICE

Are you out of your mind?

You're like cat sh*t.

Good for nothing.

Why did you keep the phone on?

You told me to steal it.

You didn't ask me to turn it off.

Take it to Chotu. Get it reset.

sh*t!

Turn off the phone's location.

Damn.

This is some serious haul, sister.

Don't be a wise guy.

It's mine.

It's a Rakshabandhan gift

from my brother in Bareilly.

Is it now?

Bypass the lock and set a new password...

Don't give me that stare.

Sonu changed the password.

Now he can't remember it.

That normally happens with

"gifted" phones.

- One can't remember the password.

- Keep it.

Throw in a couple of working SIM cards.

I'll need some sort of ID.

Here.

Wait. Stop.

Where do you think you're going?

- You can't go that way.

- I only need a minute.

Here are your SIMs.

Now, let's get rid of the SIM

and turn the location off.

Otherwise, the brother you scammed

I mean, tied a rakhi to

will show up with handcuffs.

There goes the SIM card,

and here's your phone.

Great.

sh*t!

Visit again.

A clever woman.

No mercy shown.

Barges straight into my heart.

Nothing can outdo you.

Always making breaking news.

Such low-maintenance thinking.

The whole world's simping after you

I'm thinking why I'm sinking why.

Confused all the time.

A clever woman

With her head held high.

With her k*ller looks

Pierces right through.

The wires in my heart are now fried.

The crook just

turned off the location.

A female serpent!

She'll bite you!

Which way did she go?

Catch her.

- That's Mamta.

- Where?

There.

Over there.

Pretty and proper.

Don't let her looks fool you!

With eyes that can k*ll.

- Focus on the kebabs.

- Gosh!

It's your turn to give a treat, son.

- Whose turn is it to pay?

- Him.

Two kebabs and two sheermaals.

You probably see Mamta even

in your dreams.

Sir, give me some water.

You're having all the fun.

Show me your phone.

You, dark glasses.

I am talking to you.

Show me your phone.

Give it!

- You messed with the wrong guy.

- Who the hell is he?

Do you know whose phone that is?

See it for yourself.

It's your wife?

- Get going.

- I am really sorry.

Sorry. I'll take your leave.

Thank you, Nawaz.

- Write "Happy birthday to Sonu."

- Right.

- Mamta.

- Yes.

Why the sudden transformation

from Mamta to Mumtaz?

I can be Mariam and Manjot.

Why do you care? Damn!

A clever woman

With her head held high.

With her k*ller looks

Pierces right through.

The wires in my heart are now fried.

You don't eat chicken.

Then who do you buy it for every day?

There are people I need to bribe.

- Take it.

- Thank you, Mamta.

Wow! My birthday cake.

Did you really think your mom forgot?

Your mom never forgets anything.

Dear.

How did you get hurt?

I slipped.

Now, blow out the candles

and cut the cake.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

- Happy birthday to you!

- Happy birthday to Sonu.

Happy birthday.

Ta-da!

Wow! New phone!

I promised to get one

on your birthday.

Takes a lot of hard work.

Not yet.

I'll download some gaming

and education apps on it first.

Now listen. Look.

Dad's picture.

- As good as new.

- Yes.

- Put it up on that wall.

- Okay.

And put a garland on it.

Look. Mom's picture.

Put it next to your dad's picture.

And put a garland on this, too.

- On your picture as well?

- Yes.

If Thakur's men

come asking, tell them

your mom's dead.

That's more like it!

The female serpent wins again!

Cheers to the female serpent!

Sonu reminds me of Sudheer.

Sudheer would have been

so proud to see him.

If Sudheer had still been around,

our story would be totally different.

Very different.

Tina.

Oh, my God.

- This voice

- Come close to me.

What are you doing?

Why are you putting ice cream on me?

You're just too hot.

- Oh, no! Sonu!

- Sir

My phone?

Sonu!

- Sonu.

- What are you watching?

- Sonu.

- I clearly said no.

I clearly said no,

then why did you touch the phone?

But isn't this my phone, Mom?

Don't be a wise guy.

It's past midnight.

Your birthday is over.

I'll set you straight with a few whacks.

Go. Get some sleep.

Tina, come here.

Turn up the volume.

It's not a daily soap.

Tina

Even the light's too low.

And I also forgot my glasses.

Everything looks hazy.

You shouldn't be watching this.

I'm an adult.

Eighteen plus, like they insist.

What a miser!

He didn't leave even

a trace of ice cream.

Miser? He's a damn creep!

Even I've never eaten

ice cream like that.

Sir, do what you want, but

Why are you recording this?

Why take this unnecessary risk?

So I can watch it when I miss you.

Sir.

That wretch is melting

faster than ice cream.

She's definitely not his wife.

The way he's licking

someone else's ice cream,

he probably drained

his own wife dry.

Sir, you promised me a share

in the company's profit.

It's been two years.

When will you fulfill your promise?

The entire equity is in your hands.

Why do you need a share?

Come here.

What a generous man he is!

- Let me watch.

- Tina, don't stop.

FARMER DEVELOPMENT SCHEME-

3200 CRORES

CHIEF MINISTER RURAL ROADS

DEVELOPMENT SCHEME-800 CRORES

Tina, once I have

Dindayal on my side,

that clown Qureshi's seat is

as good as mine.

SAMRUDDHI SAMAJ KALYAN PARTY

Every dog has its day.

Today it's our turn.

Don't think.

Let's transfer the money

in our account and vanish.

Yes. Absolutely.

Because Uncle Abhishek whispered

his bank password in my ear.

Now what?

This material can be used

for only one thing.

What?

Blackmail!

Blackmail!

So, you are Raju.

Sonu is Shyam,

and that makes me

Baburao!

Where is Qureshi's list?

Where's the list, goddammit?

Dear God!

Why are we making a call

from the middle of the Gomti?

When the phone's last location

shows as the middle of a river,

no one's ever going to guess

which mermaid stole it.

Well done!

Brilliant!

Nothing to worry about, Mrs. Verma.

Mr. Verma's sperm count is perfect

and so is your ovulation cycle.

And with medical science today,

anything is possible.

- Yes.

- Tell me.

What is your definition of "sex"?

Sex

He's too naive.

You tell him.

It's ringing.

- Sorry, excuse me.

- Yeah.

Hello.

Hello. Abhishek Verma?

Yes. Who is this?

It's the right number.

Actually

Sorry. Yeah.

The timing of his sperm fusing

with your egg

Should be perfect.

Use all your sensations.

Sound.

Abhishek Verma.

Smell.

I wanted to ask which ice cream

you would prefer.

Vanilla or chocolate?

Ice cream?

Yes, ice cream!

- No...

- That's a great idea.

Ice cream.

Yes, ice cream.

The kind you like

to lick off someone's legs.

I loved your video, sir.

And you can add chocolate sauce.

You must be divorced.

I am sure you are single,

judging by how you were

fooling around with her,

there must be nothing left for your wife.

- Sorry, sorry...

- For a successful

- and beautiful...

- I'm not getting any signal on my phone.

- Abhi. Abhi...

- Be right back.

How much do you want?

Two crores.

What was that?

Two crores!

I see. Two crores.

You found my phone,

you didn't kidnap my family.

Use your brains.

Fifty thousand is my final offer.

Fifty thousand

Views is what I will get

if I make this video viral.

Hey!

- Glory to

- Mother Gomti!

Come on. Pick up, Triloki.

Goddammit!

Abhishek.

Did you do what I asked?

What was it?

Did you delete our video from your phone?

I'll do it.

I am in that video too.

You are not alone.

You're not the only one

with a reputation.

I have a family too. Okay?

- Another thing.

- What?

The wedding is getting expensive.

Transfer 20 lakhs to my account.

Wow!

Twenty lakhs?

Man!

Why?

You make such big deals,

and react like this

when it's time to share

the profit with me.

"Twenty lakhs"!

Listen, you said I have

a share in the profit.

But you never gave me

anything except for my salary.

Is it?

What about these earrings

you love to wear?

Who gave you these?

And the ring?

My wife's still looking for it.

Don't act as if I am exploiting a child.

Look, the wedding is in a month.

Delete the video.

- Please. Hey. Ms. Tina.

- Sir.

How are you, sir?

You disappear without a trace.

Not true, sir.

Actually, Abhishek's been

keeping me busy with your work.

You've been keeping Ms. Tina busy?

Not at all, sir.

He's really good at his job, sir.

Never slips up.

Always gets rid of the evidence.

Isn't it, sir?

- Abhishek.

- Yes.

I sent you a message yesterday.

Did you check it?

Sorry, sir, but which message?

Are you kidding me, boy?

The message I sent you yesterday

with a list of investors

and cash locations.

- All the details...

- You meant that message.

I read it.

Are you sure?

Yes.

I have to get approval

from the government

What is it?

The Agricultural Minister

is here to meet you.

Oh, God.

- Are you sure?

- Yes.

Coming!

Is Ms. Tina actually getting married?

Why, Mr. Dubey?

Do you want to marry her?

Where the hell are you, Triloki?

Sir, I could be anywhere,

but my network always stays on.

The number from which you got a call

is registered to some Bahadur in Assam.

But the last location is Kudiya Ghat.

Then go and arrest her.

- I did send my men.

- And?

There were many boats at the riverbank!

And some idiot was having

a pre-wedding sh**t.

Do you expect me

to arrest the bride?

Why are you fuming?

Any more development?

The blackmailer called.

She's asking for two.

She's letting you off the hook

for pretty cheap.

Two lakhs is a small

amount for you.

Idiot! She's asking for two crores!

Two

Two crores, sir?

Sir

What's on that phone that made her

demand two crores?

I'll be screwed, Triloki.

I have some private stuff on that phone.

What?

Family pictures,

- business deal transactions...

- Alright.

My entire history is on it.

Calm down.

I'm saying this out of 25 years

of experience.

The woman who got hold of your phone

is quite eccentric.

If she leaks anything online,

you'll be helpless.

We've got to deal with this,

not with force,

but with sensitivity.

I've dealt with cases like this before.

But this seems

slightly more complicated.

- What?

- Yeah.

Let me look into it.

Sir, the face is

not clearly visible,

but I think that's Ms. Shazia.

She lives behind the Imambara.

You should have told him

that the Burka g*ng stole his phone.

Exactly.

The staff was not ready to cooperate.

Can't you understand

someone's situation?

Keep that in mind next time?

Next time?

Sir, one of our staff members

risked her life to recover his phone.

And you want us to cooperate?

Which one?

Call her.

Mamta.

She tried to recover your phone.

She ended up getting hurt

and couldn't recover the phone either.

Her?

Why didn't you mention in the report

that you tried to be James Bond?

To save his phone.

James... Because I failed.

James Bond would never

mention his failures.

I would have announced it

to the world had I saved it.

And also asked for a reward.

Come on, Triloki.

Let's not waste time here.

Let's go.

Okay.

Not to worry, Bhaiyyaji.

Next time she calls, inform me.

Last time, she gave us the slip,

but not this time.

Is that her?

No. It's Tina.

Your daughter?

- Hello.

- Abhishek.

I'm getting engaged tomorrow.

Remember?

- Don't forget.

- Yes, I remember.

I'll be there.

Are you wiring my share

or paying me in cash?

I'll tell you

once I reach the office.

And have you deleted the videos?

Abhi...

Unbelievable!

Someone's blackmailing,

someone's asking for profit.

Listen, Bhaiyyaji.

If it comes to a showdown

Like bloodshed.

Tell me.

She's demanding two crores, right?

I'll charge you only ten percent for it.

Mamta.

- Yes, ma'am?

- Work hard.

We get tipped heavily.

Broaden that smile and do your job.

You belong to someone else.

-But someone else loves you

-Hi.

- All good?

- Hello.

You belong to someone else.

But someone else loves you.

You're liked by one.

You're liked by one.

- Abhi. Come.

- But admired by another.

Congratulations.

- Thank you so much.

- Hi!

- Congrats! I'm so happy for you, Tina!

- Thank you.

Mr. Abhishek, to be very honest,

our wedding got delayed

because of your office work.

- You're a lucky man.

- Leave that. Take this.

She's a very hard-working girl.

If you call her even at midnight,

she's always on top of the job.

- Are you a kin or a stranger?

- One photo, please.

- Reality

- Thank you, sir.

-Or just a delusion.

-Give this tissue to the bride.

In this era It's hard to tell.

Who gave you this?

Red jacket. He gave me this.

MEMORIES

MISSING YOU

- But someone else loves you.

- Sir.

This usually happens in love.

-Some laugh

-You big freak!

While some cry.

Fire's raging on both sides.

You belong to someone else.

But someone else loves you.

- Jai Hind, sir!

- Jai Hind, sir!

Hello.

Yes, Bhaiyyaji.

I have some good news for you.

The thief has been identified.

His name is Abdul.

Abdul? But wasn't the thief a woman?

Under the burka.

She was probably his partner.

I'm not interested

in the details, Triloki.

I just want my phone back.

Understood?

We just identified the thief,

and he's on the run.

I think he's gone off the radar.

Then find him.

Yes, Bhaiyyaji.

- Mr. Abhishek.

- Yes?

You are under arrest!

Yeah!

I'll make sure the timing

is perfect today.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, yeah!

Get up, get up, get up!

Get up, get up, get up!

Mom.

If this gets in the way of my wedding,

it will end with Abhishek's divorce.

How far will you drag this?

Fifty thousand versus two crores.

Let's find a common ground

and seal the deal.

No chance, Mother-in-law.

The price will go up, not down.

Like the trailer before the film.

Forget the trailer.

The cops were looking

for Abdul in our area.

You're back, Thakur sir.

Mamta is dead.

Police. Police.

It's Thakur's men.

Same thing.

It's locked again.

Of course, it's locked.

I told you Mamta is dead.

You know what to do, right, son?

That witch is inside.

She is making a fool of us.

One of our informants saw

her with the old man.

You probably saw a ghost.

Move.

Why don't I turn you into a ghost?

- Is she dead?

- Yes.

Would you like to join her?

Should I slit your throat as well?

Tell me.

Break it down.

Break the door down.

- What the hell!

- Oh!

See, Sir!

They were hiding inside all this time.

I see.

Look everywhere.

Left, right, north, south.

Scan every inch of the place.

I am asking you politely.

Tell me honestly where she is.

She is no more.

She is gone

Even I want to know, old hag.

Where did the bandit queen go?

- Speak up.

- Look over there.

Have you seen Mamta?

Where could she go?

Where do we look for her now?

Damn!

Let's go look downstairs.

She's not in the house.

I'm telling you,

these are stubborn people.

- They won't tell so easily.

- Stop, you moron!

I'll be screwed if Abdul gets caught.

Time to release the trailer.

Stop!

I guess you won't listen politely.

- Are you listening, Mamta?

- No!

Quietly come out of your hiding.

Or else your son's dead.

Mom! Mom!

I beg you. Let him go.

Don't do this. Sonu...

- Don't sh**t him.

- Mamta, come out.

- Or else we'll sh**t your son.

- I beg you

One.

I'll sell my jewelry

and pay your money, sir...

- Grandma.

- Move!

Two.

Sonu. No

Three...

- Grandma.

- Sonu.

What do you think you're doing?

Have you lost your mind?

I told you to scare them, not k*ll them!

What if you had shot him?

I have a son of his age.

Damn!

Sorry, Thakur sir.

I don't think Mamta is here.

Because any mother would

have had an emotional meltdown.

Listen, old hag.

Only because my son

is the same age as him.

Otherwise, he would

have been dead by now.

No!

Let's go.

Come on.

Mom!

Sorry, my son.

Sorry, my son.

This will never happen again.

You're probably the only mother

who risked her son's life

to save herself.

Speak up!

- Honestly, sir. I don't know anything.

- Speak up! Tell the truth.

- Tell the truth!

- I don't

- Answer me.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Sir, I'm telling the truth.

- I don't know, sir.

- Give us a name!

- Hello.

- Stand over there!

Sir, I think you underestimated me.

Can I give you an honest suggestion, sir?

You have trust issues.

With Tina, your wife, and me.

But you can stop worrying about me.

What do you mean?

You will find out soon enough.

Keep your voice down.

I am innocent, sir.

Where can we find him?

He's Abdul, sir.

He lives in Badshah Nagar.

What's the exact location?

I don't know, sir.

- Hit him.

- Sir, no!

Round everyone up.

What was your offer?

Fifty thousand!

That's why I released a small trailer.

What trailer?

Relax. Relax.

Takes time for the video

to go viral, sir.

What's this?

Enjoy.

Hello.

Bhaiyyaji.

What's this?

You've got some slick moves.

Oh, God!

So this is her handwork.

You've grown old.

You should retire.

You couldn't find a phone.

What do I do?

Should I call the commissioner?

Look. Look.

Don't be anxious, Bhaiyyaji.

Have faith in me.

Alright. If I don't find

Abdul by sundown,

I'll retire for good.

We'll see.

Life is short.

Nothing else matters.

Life is short.

Nothing else matters.

- Have you seen this?

- I did.

Once you grow old.

Isn't he your boss?

Look.

Man! He's so funny.

He's dancing like a fool.

What obscenity is this, Abhishek?

Who posts such videos?

How will I explain this behavior

to the party members?

Sorry, sir.

My wife posted that accidentally.

Then change your wife.

Accidentally!

Look.

You must take your position

and my image seriously.

I will be officially announcing you

as the party treasurer.

Mr. Dindayal will also be there,

but you're acting like a child.

Yes, sir. Sorry.

I'll handle it this time,

but let this be a lesson.

Yes.

- No, sir. Please.

- Shut up.

- Beat the crap out of him.

- Please, sir

Go sit over there!

Daddy!

Triloki, what's the update?

Congratulations, Bhaiyyaji.

My suspicion was right.

The Metro girl is behind it all.

Metro girl? Who?

The one who tried to be James Bond

and recover your phone.

Abdul spilled everything.

That wretched girl gets phones stolen

from metro stations.

I went to the station to arrest her.

But she's on leave.

You must have her address.

I'll make her disappear

without a trace.

Get straight to Badshah Nagar.

On my way.

Abdul's been identified.

The police are hot on his trail.

What if he spills the beans?

It's only for a week.

I'll call you back

when things calm down.

Get going. I will handle everything.

Take this.

Don't worry, Mother-in-law.

No need to be scared.

- Everything will be alright.

- Sonu.

Sonu.

Sonu.

Sonu

I'd asked you

not to send him out to play.

I'll go find him.

Sonu!

Old hag, is this Mamta's house?

Mamta who?

Mamta Kulkarni?

Mamta. She works for

the Metro Corporation.

Wouldn't she be living

in a metro city, sir?

And not a slum.

Is Sonu around?

Yes. He just left.

- Where is Mamta?

- I don't know, sir.

Why do you ask me?

- These are stubborn people, Triloki.

- No!

They would rather sell their soul

than rat someone out.

- You're right about that.

- Grandma.

Hey

- What's your name?

- Minty.

Minty.

And who's your friend, Minty?

- Sonu.

- Sonu.

Is it?

Do you know that your friend Sonu,

his grandma

and mom

Are crooks?

His mom stole my phone.

And now she's asking me for money.

Now, get yourself a big chocolate.

And tell everyone in the neighborhood

that Sonu is a thief.

He's a thief.

Let's go, Raju.

You are something else, Bhaiyyaji.

- Sonu's mom is a thief!

- You're really smart.

Sonu's mom is a thief.

- Let's go. Come on.

- No. Sonu!

Sonu!

Listen, son.

The police are taking grandma away

because she is crying.

Tell your mom to come down

to the station, get your grandma,

and bring the phone along.

Okay?

Let me go.

Sonu!

- Sonu

- Grandma!

Abhishek Verma is being appointed

as the new treasurer

of Samruddhi Samaj Party.

Please welcome him with

a huge round of applause.

Give him a warm welcome.

Word on the street is,

you're the best person

in Lucknow to utilize

the full potential of

any government scheme.

Thank you so much, sir.

Thank you.

Remember.

The fund has been allotted

for the welfare of the people

and that's where it should be utilized.

Yes.

It should be so only on the books!

- Yes, sir.

- Right.

Not to worry, sir.

When paths don't unfold for me,

I make my own.

Don't get caught.

Because if you go down,

you'll take us with you.

We'll find a way out of it, but you

Never, sir.

I won't get caught.

Last time, you were dancing in a towel.

Next time, you'll be dancing

without the towel on some street.

Hello, Triloki. What's the update?

Did you find the phone?

- Let me go, sir.

- Shut up!

Can I get a drink?

She hasn't turned up yet.

Could she have fled the city?

Bhaiyyaji, I think you really scared her.

The way you swooped down on her.

Right

Once I get my phone back,

I'll make a mockery out of her.

Yes, Bhaiyyaji.

She's been flying too high.

We'll bring her back to the ground.

People like her should be

shown their place.

Absolutely.

Hang up, Triloki.

I think she's calling.

Yes, Bhaiyyaji.

Hello.

Forgive me, sir. Please.

I made a huge mistake.

I had lost my mind.

Stop crying.

Tell me. Speak up!

I didn't know anything about you.

Forgive me, sir.

Good. Good. Now you know

The consequences for messing

with the wrong people.

Give me back my phone and

Come on, sir.

Did you think I'm a little doll?

But

You shouldn't have come

to my house.

On top of that, you even made my Sonu cry.

Listen, don't forget

who you're talking to.

I will crush you like a fly.

You can't crush someone

who's already been crushed.

We're born out of

those garbage dumps.

Every city has two kinds of settlements.

One, on the river shore,

and the other, near the gutter.

If you mess with those

living near the gutter,

you should be prepared

to get dirty yourself.

Hey, don't give me that attitude.

Don't forget I've got your mother-in-law.

Meet me once and I'll show you

what I'm capable of.

A clever woman.

A clever woman

With her head held high.

With her k*ller looks

Pierces right through.

The wires in my heart are fried.

A clever woman

With her head held high.

With her k*ller looks

Pierces right through.

The wires in my heart are fried.

A clever woman.

Who's at the door, Mamta?

Looks like a sharply-dressed

towel salesman.

But doesn't say a word.

He's my husband.

Husband?

She's new here,

so she doesn't know who you are.

Honestly, she's good at her job.

She cooks really well.

Abhi?

Abhi?

What's wrong, Abhi?

Are you okay?

- Mamta.

- Yes, madam.

Get his inhaler from the bag.

- I'll get him some water.

- Okay, madam.

Abhishek.

Are the cow-dung cakes

sold online eco-friendly?

- I can't breathe.

- What?

Can't breathe

He can't breathe.

Find his inhaler.

Must be in his bag.

Mom!

- Mom!

- Where's the inhaler?

- Where has he kept it?

- Hurry up.

Did you find the inhaler yet?

Can't find it, ma'am.

Not a single thing is ever

in its place in this house.

Such a mess.

Come on.

- Call the police station

- I'd kept the box over there.

And tell them to release

my mother-in-law.

- I am looking for it.

- Here!

Move. Move.

Not a single thing

- Hello. Triloki.

- Yes, Bhaiyyaji.

Let the old woman go.

What, Bhaiyyaji?

I said let the old woman go.

Let her go. Release her.

OFFICE

That's my massager.

Where is it?

Did you find the inhaler yet?

It's not over here either.

How are you feeling, sir?

Leave.

A snake might lose its way,

but once a female serpent

locks onto her prey

Not even a snake charmer

can control her.

That's why back in the day,

female serpents were made to guard

legendary treasures.

I've got my eyes on

one such treasure.

Dear God. What kind of treasure?

It belongs to a parasite.

But the moment

this treasure is unlocked,

all hell will be unleashed.

Families will burn.

Right.

But parasites never learn their lesson.

Am I right, sir?

TWO CRORES

Wonder where she came from.

Or where she will go.

Who will she drive crazy?

What happened, sir?

- Snake!

- It's fake.

I am real.

You're either going after

someone's dignity

or their bag.

It's a short meeting.

It's so unfortunate.

You can't get your hands on this girl.

You can't get your hands on this girl.

What are you doing?

Does this room always

remain closed, sister?

That's my husband's room.

He doesn't let anyone near it.

Closed rooms are often haunted

by ghosts and ghouls.

Do you want me

to clean up the place?

He keeps the room closed

because he's got some

important files in there.

Why don't you clean up downstairs?

Yes, ma'am.

Triloki, are the long arms of the law

just for scratching their own backs?

Your name is Triloki,

but you're worse than a vegetable

vendor who hustles on the road.

The mobile thief is

in front of your eyes,

and you can't arrest her.

Bhaiyyaji.

It's not a mobile phone

she's carrying.

It's a ticking time b*mb.

What do you mean?

Imagine you pay her two crores now.

And she returned your phone.

What's the guarantee

that she doesn't have backup?

A week later, she will demand

five crores and then seven!

Where will you get

that kind of money?

Then you will have

to hustle beside me.

Is that acceptable?

The trap has been laid, Bhaiyyaji.

- Be patient.

- Screw patience.

She's coiled up

in my house like a female serpent.

Tightening her grip

around my neck,

and you're lecturing me

about patience.

My feet tremble to enter my own house.

Bloody Lecturing me!

But that's a good thing, Bhaiyyaji.

The female serpent has slithered

to the snake charmer on her own.

We'll make her dance to our tunes.

But Bhaiyyaji

She's playing her moves smoothly.

Leaking your video,

taking up a job at your place,

roaming without fear

She's got an insider helping her.

Has to be.

Someone's backing her.

I've sent you some bills.

Whose is it?

There was an entire list

in the message I sent you.

Haven't you read the message?

Actually, sir,

I deleted your message accidentally

while clearing up some clutter

on my phone.

Sorry.

Are you calling me clutter,

young man?

Sorry.

If this happens again,

you will be deleted.

- Glory be to

- Goddess Holika!

- Glory be to

- Devotee Prahlad!

Are you not afraid of Thakur anymore?

The fear of death arises

from the will to live.

But the one who is ready

to die is the only winner.

Will I be able to go

to school now, Mom?

Yes, my son. Without a doubt.

I've already enrolled you.

Do you know which school?

The same school that

Mr. Thakur's son goes to.

- School begins tomorrow.

- It will be fun!

Lie down comfortably

and watch TV on high volume.

Are you sure

you'll get what you asked for?

To ask with one hand is to beg,

to ask with both is to pray.

But we've moved past that now.

Before Abhishek makes his move,

we must add fuel to the spark

and turn it into a fire.

Are you ready, Mother-in-law?

If you've made up your mind

about becoming the spark,

I'll be the fuel that adds to the fire.

I don't understand a thing you

two are talking about.

Speak in a language

I can understand, Radha.

He's high.

So be careful.

- Right?

- Right.

Thakur ji and Thakur don't

like to be confused.

Right?

Thakur sir, the old woman says

that Mamta has been located.

But she's leading her life as Tina

and not Mamta.

Mamta is not Mamta anymore.

She's Tina.

Yes!

So Tina isn't Mamta?

Yes.

Mamta is still Mamta.

She's not Tina.

Yes!

Is she Mamta or is she not Mamta?

She is.

But she is Tina!

Yes!

Shut up!

Stop nodding to everything she says.

I will sh**t the entire lot.

Can I explain?

Grandma, give it a rest.

Let me explain.

Listen up.

Mamta is Tina.

And Tina is Mamta.

Yes!

But Mamta is not Tina.

Tina is Mamta.

Yes!

Quiet!

Your son is absolutely right.

Alright.

But who's going

to pay me 30 lakhs?

Abhishek!

I'll turn this into a bloody Holi.

Oh, God!

Who is Abhishek?

Mamta is dating a rich guy,

and his name is Abhishek Verma.

My Mamta is not mine anymore.

To change her identity

and to escape poverty,

she has changed

her name to Tina.

He's the goose that lays golden eggs.

He lured Mamta with

a truckload of cash.

Now I want Mamta back

for my Sonu.

Bring back Mamta.

Mom!

Get my Mamta out of his grip.

What is the proof that they are

having an extramarital affair?

- How?

- Thakur sir.

We'll follow her and find out.

Hello.

Happy Holi, Mr. Dubey.

Tina speaking.

- Which number is this?

- It's a new number.

What happened to your voice?

There's a poor signal

Could I speak with your boss?

Yes, of course.

Sir.

Well

What is it?

Actually, sir

Tina's on the line.

She wants to speak with you.

Hello, Ms. Tina.

How are you?

Actually, Mr. Qureshi,

this is between you and me.

Okay, alright.

Go ahead.

You sent three bags

to Abhishek yesterday. Right?

No, there were five.

But he only told me about three.

This Abhishek is not being honest

with your job.

I thought you deserved to know.

Well, I handle all

of Abhishek's tasks.

I am also starting my own company

after the wedding.

I can handle your job.

You did the right thing by telling me.

Happy Holi, sir.

Come, sit.

Happy Holi, Abhishek.

Ms. Tina didn't show up today either.

Sir, she's busy with

her wedding shopping.

Right.

Ms. Tina did call me.

Told me how

she was starting her own company

and could also handle my job.

Tina told you this.

Yes. She called.

Don't believe a word she said,

Mr. Qureshi.

She wants to test

the new wings she's grown.

Everyone wants to fly, son.

Let's be clear.

If there's any problem,

tension, or hurdle in

your way, speak now.

I don't want any problems later.

I will handle it, sir.

Don't worry.

Sorry, sir.

Wife's call.

Abhishek, where are you?

I am at the party office.

What's the problem?

Come home right now.

I want to talk to you face-to-face.

Hello?

Sorry, sir.

That was my wife on the phone.

Something urgent has come up.

I have to leave now.

But I will see you later.

He didn't solve it this time.

Yes, Anjali. Tell me what's wrong?

See it for yourself,

and you be the judge of whether

what you did was right or wrong.

Me? What did I do?

Don't try to be naive.

Our future rests on it, Abhishek.

I found a video!

And I want you to see this video

in my presence.

Video?

Yes, it's a video.

The one that Mamta has sent me!

Here you go, ma'am.

What happened?

I didn't expect this from you, son.

Anjali.

Take a look at your actions.

Here. Play this video.

Look at his face.

He looks completely flabbergasted.

See.

If it weren't for Mamta, I would have

never found out, Abhishek.

She saved us all.

Will you play it, Abhishek?

Yeah.

This

What?

Are you serious?

Oh, my God!

Anjali. Oh, my God!

- Mom!

- I'm going to be a grandma.

Yes, Mom.

Order some sweets from Thaggu

No! You won't lift a finger from today.

I will do all the work.

The Verma family heir is coming.

Oh, my God.

This is the best news ever!

What is this way

to give such big news?

Who gives big news like this?

I am so happy.

But what happened?

I was going to tell you over the phone,

but Mamta stopped me.

She said,

"No, let's give you a deadly surprise."

Actually, "Dadly" surprise.

Abhishek, you're going to be a dad.

Yeah.

"Dadly."

I screwed up this future dad.

- Come on, let's celebrate Holi.

- Sir.

Why were you scared out

of your wits hearing about a video?

People freeze

when they see a snake.

But looks like

a female serpent got to you.

- Come on.

- Abhishek, your uncle's calling you.

Look at all the guests who are here.

Congratulations.

Tina!

Happy Holi.

Happy Holi. Where is sir?

I'll go and see him.

Okay.

Hi, Happy Holi.

One whose colors I changed

is back to color me today!

Don't touch me!

Isn't that unbelievable?

First, you betray me,

then give me attitude.

Did you truly think

you could go behind my back,

try to hustle,

and I wouldn't notice?

- "Try to hustle"?

- Oh, come on.

You're the real hustler, Abhishek.

- Yeah, right.

- You emailed me

that video on my engagement

and wrote "Miss those memories".

Stop trying to mislead me

with your useless words.

What did you tell Qureshi?

"Abhishek is not serious

about his work."

Give me his share of the work.

"I will handle it."

You'll handle it?

Ma'am.

Will you look at that? Your husband is

doing his office work even today.

- Wait here. I'll go.

- Okay.

Are you out of your mind?

Did you have too much to drink?

Should I call.

Qureshi and his minion?

- Yes, call him now.

- Oh, God!

You guys are fighting today as well!

Even after the good news we got today.

No office talk today.

Good news?

We were just talking business.

- You shouldn't...

- You haven't told her?

We'll tell her later.

Let's celebrate Holi first...

Not done. She is family.

I must tell her.

Guess the good news.

- Guess it!

- Tell me.

You're going to be an aunt soon.

Yes!

Wow.

Isn't this good news?

- It sure is!

- Yes.

Anjali.

- You two come downstairs. I am going.

- Yes. We'll be right there.

Brilliant, Abhishek.

Well done.

Sometimes, I feel like showing

Anjali our video.

Remember, what would

you say to me?

"I don't even want to touch Anjali."

She touches my body.

"Tina, you've touched my soul."

- You are getting me wrong.

- What do you mean?

Is he not your child?

Is your wife also having an affair...

Hey! Behave yourself!

Don't forget you're my employee.

Employee, my foot.

Now I understand the reason

behind all the drama.

Listen up, Abhishek.

If I don't get my share of the profit,

you're in for a big loss.

Understand?

What did you say?

- Wait and watch.

- You're threatening me?

Are you threatening me?

Stupid woman.

Ms. Tina, happy Holi.

You're looking nice.

Your dress is really pretty.

Where did you buy it?

An insider is helping her.

Someone's backing her.

Now you'll have to look after your husband

and the little one who's on the way.

Responsibilities will grow,

so will your expenses.

I also want a raise.

We'll give you a raise as well.

You'll have twice

as much of everything.

You'll spend twice as much as before.

I am so happy today,

you can ask me for anything

and I won't turn you down.

So what does Mamta want?

- Actually

- What?

Leave it.

Your husband will never approve of it.

Why not?

What's she saying?

But what do you want?

- Ride.

- Ride?

People tend to misbehave on Holi.

I don't feel safe traveling alone.

If he could give me a ride

to Kukrail Bridge.

Today, my husband will drop you off

at your place and your room.

Please drop off Mamta at her place.

And buy a packet of sweets

for Mamta on the way.

It's a day to rejoice.

Thank you, ma'am.

Sure.

ARMORY

Bhaiyyaji, hello.

Remember, you said,

if it comes to a showdown,

I should think of you.

I still mean it.

But I'll charge ten percent.

Be ready.

Boss.

Come on. Follow him.

"See no evil, say no evil,

hear no evil."

There should be a fourth one.

"Think no evil."

I am enjoying this.

Never thought a rich guy like you

would be my chauffeur.

You're right.

There's always a first

and last time in life.

Well, it's okay if you don't like it.

You can drop me off

at the edge of the street.

I'll walk home.

You see,

your car is too big for

the cramped lanes of Badshah Nagar.

Even if you manage to get it in,

there is no way out!

Look, Mamta.

The damage is not severe,

and I haven't harmed you

in any way yet.

I'm being polite

because you have a family.

Dear God.

Or what?

What would you have done

with me, sir?

Imagine I don't have a child.

What will you do with me, sir?

Listen up.

I am decent only until people

don't forget their place.

So drop the attitude,

it doesn't suit you.

Decency is so underestimated nowadays.

You give people respect,

and they think you're weak.

I don't bow down easily,

but mess with me,

and I don't back off easily either.

Stop this drama.

Just name your price

and return the phone.

No discount in the price, sir.

You see, life is short.

Four

Four crores!

Say that again.

The old hag was right.

He's taking advantage

of poor Mamta.

You mean Tina.

They are one and the same.

This is not a toy g*n to play with.

It can take a life.

Hey, what are you doing?

Betel leaf.

Who has your back?

Tina?

I can wreck her marriage with

a snap of a finger.

And she will ruin your

little one on the way.

What did you say?

Ms. Tina. Don't underestimate her.

She will make an example out of you.

How much is she paying you

for this drama?

Tell me.

Well, she's offered me

much more than you did.

Keep the g*n back inside, sir.

Look, bro!

He's kissing her on a Friday.

If I don't make it home,

you won't have a home to go to.

I can't hear a thing.

But you can see.

You chose the wrong street to k*ll me.

Let's go.

Come on.

Poor thing is trapped.

See you later, sir.

The night's still young.

I am your enemy, you're my enemy.

Rickshaw.

I'm a female serpent.

She's headed toward the Kukrail Bridge.

Does she need a wake-up call,

or should I end her chapter for good?

Close her chapter!

What are your comments

on this accident

which occurred

on the Gomti River Bridge?

Right.

We had put up roadblocks

on the Kukrail Bridge.

But a rickshaw driver sped up

instead of slowing down.

We tried to stop him.

The rickshaw lost control

and fell into the Gomti River.

We're looking for the bodies.

It's 10:30 a.m. and no sign

of Mamta yet.

Anjali.

I don't have a clue.

I called her three times since morning.

Even her phone's switched off.

I don't know where she is.

You so generously said yesterday,

"Ask whatever you want."

She asked for a salary advance

while I was dropping her off at home.

That's the thing with these poor people.

They always disappear

after taking an advance.

But

We might not live in concrete homes,

but our character is strong and sturdy.

For every leave we take,

we get it deducted from our salary.

I haven't finished my job yet.

How can I quit?

Leave that.

How did you get injured so badly?

Last night, on my way home,

I was hit by a car.

You can't imagine where I ended up.

Where?

In mother's lap.

Mother Gomti's lap.

And a mother will never let

her daughter drown.

But whoever resorted

to such cheap actions,

should ask Mother Ganga to protect him.

Curse that guy.

Then why did you show up for work?

Sit.

You should have stayed

at home and rested

and called us up.

Sit here.

- I'll make tea, Mom.

- Go on.

And put some turmeric.

- Yes.

- Alright.

Get my hot bag...

You wouldn't know where it's kept.

Right.

A clever woman.

Now it's five.

A clever woman.

A clever woman.

- Excuse me, sir.

- Yeah.

Some clients are here to see you.

They are waiting

in the conference room.

- Clients?

- Yes.

Welcome.

- Thakur sir, it's you.

- Welcome. Welcome, Mr. Abhishek.

- Come, come.

- Hello.

Sir, do we have any

business transactions pending?

Taking advantage of a poor,

helpless woman,

and also doing all

the transactions with her

Does this sound right?

Who are you talking about,

Thakur sir?

- Mamta, my prince.

- Shut up!

- Mamta?

- T Tina.

Tina?

I don't understand...

It's the same thing.

I have a video of you.

It's pretty romantic.

Would you like to see?

How did you get hold of

Tina's video, sir?

Yes.

I have it.

If you want, I can send it over

to your wife.

- No, sir...

- No.

Or else you can pay back the money

Tina borrowed from me.

Tina borrowed money from you?

How much?

Tina borrowed money

from me at interest.

And Tina and her mother say

that you're going to pay me

back the money.

And they also said

that you promised you'd pay it back.

So pay up.

Sir, just a few days more...

No!

No.

Date?

Next week, sir.

Week? Note it.

Come.

Understand?

Didn't I warn you before?

Rascal.

Yes, sir.

For what reason did you not share

with me that you lost your phone?

Sir, I

A piece of information can topple

the government.

Yes, sir. I tried at my end, but...

But you couldn't handle it.

You should have told me.

I would have made her

and her family disappear without a trace.

I tried that as well, sir.

But she got away.

I sent her mother-in-law to jail,

but she danced her way out of it.

Meaning she has the strength to withstand

the pain inflicted by the world.

People like her do exist.

They do.

And such people should be

dealt with brains

and not brawns.

Does she have

any other weaknesses?

Tell me, which one is Sonu?

Tell me.

Which one?

I said which one?

The one wearing the cap.

Get the boy in the cap. Hurry!

Shut up!

- Sonu! Sonu!

- Get out!

- Sonu! Sonu!

- Move it!

- Get lost.

- Sonu!

If you tell anyone,

we'll k*ll the child.

Understand?

Let's go.

Hello.

Hello.

Where is my Sonu?

Sounds very similar

to the question I'd ask you.

Where is my mobile phone, Mamta?

Mamta, where is my mobile?

You told me so easily.

As I would wander in the lanes

of Lucknow looking for my mobile phone,

you will now search the lanes of

this rail yard, looking for your son.

Try your luck today.

Until your partner doesn't show up,

let's play a game of hide and seek.

Go. Find your son.

Find him.

Sonu!

Sonu!

- Sonu. Sonu.

- Sonu!

Sonu.

Sonu.

Hey, Sonu!

Sonu.

So...

Sonu!

Sonu.

You gave me a hard time.

Come on.

Couldn't find your Sonu?

How can you find him?

Did anyone pull the plug on him?

Did anyone snuff him out?

Yes?

Brilliant.

You're looking really beautiful.

What's her name?

- Mamta.

- Ms. Mamta.

Wow.

Did you get the phone yet?

It's not in here.

We'll find the phone, sir.

And Tina will also be here soon.

Bhaiyyaji.

- Here's Ms. Tina.

- She's here.

- Settle your scores. Hello.

- Welcome, Ms. Tina.

Abhishek, what is all this?

I'm getting married tomorrow.

But the celebration starts from here.

Tell your partner to return my phone.

Partner!

Partner?

Yes. Mamta.

Your partner-in-crime.

The one you told to steal my phone.

What is wrong with you?

I don't even know her.

- See, Tina...

- Ms. Tina, you can't be serious.

You said he'd dance to my tunes

if I had his phone.

How else would I know

what's on Mr. Abhishek's phone?

When did I say all this to you?

And what are you saying...

Look, Ms. Tina, don't invoke

the curse of a poor woman.

Don't be like this.

My son Sonu is in their custody.

If they hurt him,

I'll never forgive myself.

- She is lying. I've never...

- Stop pretending!

I saw you two apply color

to each other on Holi.

What?

How much lower will you stoop?

Look who's talking!

You have no character.

Couldn't be loyal

to your wife or mother.

Nor to you.

In fact, Mr. Qureshi,

not even you.

What did you say

about Mr. Qureshi?

It's all recorded on the phone.

Do you want me to play it?

- What nonsense are you talking about?

- Wh...

Wh... What did he say about me?

Sir, he said,

"Tina, once I have

Dindayal on my side,

that clown Qureshi's seat is

as good as mine."

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BUILD SOCIETY TO BUILD NATION

He called you a clown.

I heard!

Tell him, Ms. Tina,

did he not send you this message?

Tina.

- He did.

- See.

She is talking nonsense, sir.

She is trying to cause

a feud between us.

I never thought like that.

Triloki, sh**t her.

Wait, mister.

- Continue, madam.

- Yes, sir.

If you never thought about it,

then why haven't you destroyed

all the files up until now?

He mentioned this in

the voice message sent to Ms. Tina.

"If there is ever an inquiry,

I will trap Qureshi."

Tell him, Ms. Tina.

Am I not telling the truth?

It's true.

Not true, sir.

So, all the files are still

I can explain, sir.

I'll explain it to you right here.

Sir, there's a room in his bungalow,

filled with documents of

all important people.

No one's allowed to enter that room.

You want to destroy me?

Me?

- You are an unworthy pawn of mine.

- Let go of my collar.

- A pawn.

- Let go!

- A mere pawn...

- I said let go.

I kept the documents safe

for my safety.

We pulled off many scams together.

There are ongoing inquiries, cases.

I won't go down alone.

I should also have some kind of evidence.

Bloody traitor!

I put the crown on your head,

but you tried to slit my throat.

Triloki.

Should I sh**t him?

- You want to sh**t me?

- Yes.

You backed him for your

own personal interest, sir.

But he pulled off several scams

for his own interest.

Ruined lives.

His downfall was

decided five years ago

When he entered my life.

The money in our bank belongs

to hard-working farmers.

Yes.

According to the

Farmer Development Scheme,

your business model is brilliant.

- And also looks beneficial.

- Yes.

What is your loan requirement?

The manager was really innocent.

Too naive.

I think the deal is almost done.

Good.

In front of your name.

Sir, this will be one of

our most profitable schemes.

Because there's incoming,

but no outgoing.

The schemes you come up with

are just too good.

Is this some kind of joke, Sudheer?

We didn't receive any interest

in our account for three months.

Forget the interest.

Today, when I came to withdraw money

for my daughter's wedding,

this man here says

there is no money.

My mother's in the hospital.

We have no money to pay the bill.

And you've completely given up!

What was your share in the deal

to approve their loan?

- Tell us!

- Yes, we want to know. Tell us!

Calm down.

I will borrow money if I have to,

but I will pay everyone back.

Please.

I am giving you 20 lakhs.

Here you go.

But

You must pay interest on time.

I won't lift a finger,

but my boys snatch homes.

Twenty lakhs is no good.

Twenty lakhs is not even

in the same league as two crores.

We'll pay whoever needs

money urgently.

How did this happen?

What has happened?

What has happened?

Sudheer has betrayed

the trust of farmers.

Let's k*ll him before he gets arrested.

- Yes, let's k*ll him.

- Let's k*ll him.

Why do farmers have

to die every time?

Let's go!

A massive scam has been exposed.

In fact, according to the sources,

bank manager Sudheer Mishra has

also been named in the scam.

Twenty lakhs have been

recovered from his house.

We won't spare him today.

We'll k*ll him!

Make sure he doesn't get away!

My husband is innocent, sir.

He did nothing wrong.

He has been framed.

He hasn't done anything wrong.

INSIDE LUCKNOW CITY

Start looking for new scapegoats.

I got my hands on two more

government schemes.

For the Farmer Development Scheme.

You get all the icing on the cake.

Don't worry, baby.

This time I'll share some icing with you.

Why are you filming?

So I can watch it when I miss you.

Show me your license.

- What the hell is going on?

- Abhishek got out of his car,

but you still couldn't steal the phone!

Now, I'll have to do something.

He's headed towards

Indira Nagar Metro Station.

- Handle it.

- Yes.

Amina, lend me your burka.

Thank you.

One Hussain Ganj.

That's an intricate maze

you put in place.

I thought this was a game of survival,

but it was a game of revenge all along.

Wow! Anyway

Everyone wants to make it big

in life, Mr. Qureshi.

Triloki does.

Tina also wants to make it big.

I did the same thing.

What did I do wrong?

I admit I had my eyes on your post.

But I didn't take it away.

I did all my business

and transactions with you.

And I will continue doing it.

Now you know that I have all

the dark secrets of your dark past.

You have no other option

but to join hands with me.

Nice.

So, shall we end their chapter?

Triloki.

- sh**t Mamta.

- Yes.

Hey!

What are you doing?

There is one little

flashback left, Bhaiyyaji.

Just a little.

Constable Triloki from five years back.

My husband is innocent.

I know.

My father was also a farmer.

He had an account with

the same bank.

He had told me that Mr. Sudheer

was an honest man.

Listen up, Bhaiyyaji.

Since it's your business phone,

don't get the cyber cell involved.

Come on, Triloki.

Let's not waste time here.

Let's go from here.

Yes, Bhaiyyaji.

- No!

- Speak up now!

What's going on?

How can you start without me?

PRISON

Where are my cards?

Come on.

- Take that!

- Go on!

The police don't always show up

in the end, Bhaiyyaji.

This time, we were here

from the beginning.

Oh.

So, you...

This is Lucknow's style, Bhaiyyaji.

Everyone has a big heart here.

What did you think?

Only you can pull off

a scam, Mr. Abhishek.

You scammed 300 innocent farmers

with this Qureshi.

Six.

Six people committed suicide.

My husband Sudheer was one of them.

- We'll k*ll him today.

- Open it.

Move out of the way.

Please move.

When there's a death in the family,

it's never just one life that's lost.

His dreams, desires, and family,

everything dies with him.

Kids from 15 families

missed out on school.

Those kids had to work in fields.

Because the money was lost

in your scheme.

The cooperative bank

could never develop.

The government ordered

an inquiry and sealed it.

And I...

I kept struggling

to repay the 20 lakhs.

Sudheer borrowed from Thakur

to pay off the debts of

a few desperate farmers.

Did it matter to you?

But as luck would have it.

I found out you two were

having an affair.

Did you truly believe.

I did it for money?

If I were doing it for money,

I would have made you pay

the day I stole your phone.

I wanted to see you all suffer.

You don't know what I'm made of.

Are you done?

Yes, I did it.

And I wasn't alone.

We all did it together.

And we'll do it again

if we get the chance.

Do you know why your husband died?

Because he was a fool.

- Hey!

- Hey!

Listen up.

He was too stiff.

What happens to stiff trees?

You know very well.

They are cut down.

Look, Mamta.

This is my last warning to you.

Return my phone and backup,

or else I'll have

your kid thrown down.

If you put a single scratch

on the child

Then the father of that kid

will beat you to a pulp.

What do you mean?

What is going on?

Beware!

If anyone moves,

I'll riddle your body

with so many b*ll*ts

that the full moon will shine

straight through you.

Go on.

- Mom.

- Sonu.

- Mom.

- Sonu.

Sonu.

Mom?

Then whose child did you abduct?

Take it off.

Which one?

The one wearing the cap.

Get the boy in the cap. Hurry!

Let's go.

Dad.

Yash.

Dad. I am hungry.

Burger.

- Go get my son down, quickly.

- Yes.

Abhishek!

- How dare you touch my son?

- No, sir. What are you saying?

- It was a mistake...

- sh**t them!

sh**t them all!

Stop. Wait.

Thakur sir, listen.

There is no need for any bloodshed.

His statement has been

recorded on this.

And also transmitted to headquarters.

They must have raided your house

by now, Bhaiyyaji.

What are you saying, sir?

This is how I am!

- Listen to me...

- My son.

Want a burger?

How sweet!

Abhishek, you're going

to be a dad now.

I am Yamraj. I don't give time,

I take it.

It means finish.

Bhaiyyaji, she doesn't have just

a mobile phone,

it's a ticking time b*mb.

Next time, you'll be dancing

on some street without the towel.

If I don't get my share of the profit,

you're in for a big loss.

If this happens again,

I will delete you.

People freeze at the sight of a snake,

but I guess a female serpent scared you.

Mom.

- Mom.

- Let go of him!

- Stop.

- You

- Mom!

- Let him go.

Sonu!

Sonu.

Sonu!

Mom.

No!

- Mom.

- Sonu!

Sonu!

- Sonu!

- Sonu.

Sonu.

Sonu.

FARMER DEVELOPMENT SCHEME SCAM UNEARTHED

LEADERS OF

SAMRUDDHI SAMAJ KALYAN PARTY ARRESTED

SCANDAL AT DIRECT FUND

CONSULTANCY UNCOVERED

MAMTA MISHRA AND INSPECTOR TRILOKI

SINHA UNCOVER A MAJOR SCAM

TINA GUPTA ARRESTED A DAY BEFORE

HER WEDDING

CASES OF MAJOR SCAMS CAME TO LIGHINVESTIGATION COMMITTEE EXPOSES

MULTIPLE FRAUDS AND SCAMS

DAYAL THAKUR

Finally, the allegations against

Sudheer have been cleared.

His soul must be at peace now.

Now show me that phone one last time,

which blew up everyone's network.

Show me.

Which phone?

Abhishek's phone. Who else?

That phone?

Dear God.

You royally screwed him even

without the phone.

A clever woman.

You see,

a female serpent

must never tell anyone

whether she's poisonous or not.

People are scared out of

their wits at the sight of her.