03x01 - A Cutscene in a Video Game That's Glitching Out

[bunniefuu]

- [Sam] Tonight, walking,
talking branded content.

It's Josh Ruben.
- Whoa, wait a minute, guys,

so you're telling me that
for a limited time only

you too could go to Dropout.TV/NoProblem

to find out if I can afford groceries?

- [Sam] Doing seven
perfectly ex*cuted backflips,

it's Zac Oyama.

[Zac grunting]

- Whoa.

[all laughing]

- Seven.

[audience applauding]

- [Sam] And secretly a crew member,

it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.

- Brennan, tell me you got it.

Did I get the backflips?
- Full frame.

- I pushed a button and I
think it deleted the camera?

- They're all here to...

- [All] Make Some Noise!

[groovy upbeat music]

- Welcome to "Make Some Noise."

The game's so good, we
spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

Here's how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before.

Isn't that right, players?

- I mean-
- Do you see 'em?

- What haven't we seen?

- I also disagree with Josh's point.

[all laughing]

Because again, my point is
not that we've seen them,

it's that we won't know
whether we've seen them until-

- But you know what? It's no problem.

Find out at Dropout.TV/MySweatshirt.

- Yeah, let's make that a winner.

- Find out if I can afford groceries.

- They will to the best of their ability

fulfill those prompts.

I will award them corresponding points

and the winner will go home
with a coveted golden ear.

Second place gets the silver earrings,

and third place will be
asked not to participate

in Dropout projects going forward.

- Huh?
- Are you ready to rumble?

- Yes!
- Hey!

- First up, a little warmup mini game.

This is a little game we like
to call Take Some Direction.

How it works is, players,

I will be giving you a single
line of measly dialogue

to repeat over and over and over again.

As I do, I'll be giving you direction,

micro adjustments, if you will,

in order to affect your performances.

Does that make sense?

- I think so.
- Okay.

- Yes.
- No problem.

- Josh, we'll start
with you, no direction.

Your line is, "There's
no crying in baseball."

- There's no crying in baseball.

- Zac, give me a little bit more.

- There's no crying in baseball.

- Brennan, a little bit more.

- There's no crying in baseball.

- That was an escalation of what Zac did.

Josh as Willem Dafoe.

- Well, well, the thing is,

[crew laughing]

you know, there's no crying in baseball

[all laughing]

Spider-Man.

[all laughing]

- Zac, naughtily.

- There's no crying in baseball.

- Brennan, with the utmost sincerity.

- I remember when my dad told me

that I wasn't allowed to cry.

[Sam laughing]

It feels like there's often not a place

in the society for our emotions.

Where are they supposed to go?

This is the bottom of the ninth
inning in the World Series

and you are pitching
for the New York Yankees

so you've got to get it together

because at the end of the day,

is there crying in our
hearts, in our lives?

Yes, but there's no crying in baseball.

- Josh, in slow motion.

[all laughing]

- There's

no

crying.

[all laughing]

- No.

- In

[all laughing]

baseball.

- Wow, Josh.
- At normal motion,

that would look absolutely psychotic.

[all laughing]

- Zac, leaning into a
courtroom microphone.

- There's no crying in baseball.

- Brennan, as a Scottish battle cry.

- They may take our bases!

[Sam laughing]

They may take our runs, but
there is no crying in baseball!

[all actors yelling]

- Josh, like a gremlin
that just got spilled on.

- Oh, there's no crying
[imitating water splashing]

[imitating gremlin short circuiting]

in base- [imitating
gremlin ears popping out]

baseball. [imitating gremlin hissing]

- Zac, sobbing through wedding vows.

[Sam laughing]

- There's no crying [whimpering, sobbing]

no crying [sobbing continues]

in baseball.

- Last, but not least, Brennan,

being first to solve
the "Survivor" puzzle.

- [Josh] Come on!
- [Zac] Go, go, go.

There's no crying in baseball.

Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!

- And that is a mini game.
- You're welcome.

- [Sam] Bravo players.
- You're welcome.

[lively flute music]

- Which brings us all
the way to round one.

- We haven't even started.

- We haven't even freaking started.

- Now you tell us.

- Josh.
- Huh?

- Mads Mikkelsen wins
a Kid's Choice Award.

- Oh my God.

- So you want to give me an award

for best punch in an animated film?

[all laughing]

Well, you have to understand

whether you are children or not,

it's not about the punch,

it is about why you punch.

I want you all to understand

I am not here for any
sort of reason financial.

I'm here because I know the
punch is a painful moment

for me and for all the children.

As a child, I too was punched.

But you know what?

I punched back, which
is why I'm so excited

to join the Spider-Verse.

[all laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]

- I can't imagine cutting
you off at any other point.

- Yeah.
- I'll tell yeah,

if you are a Nordic or Germanic actor,

Josh Ruben has your f*cking number, man.

- That's right, he is coming for ya.

- He's coming right for your throat, baby.

- He is coming for ya.

- Light up. I don't know why.

[all laughing]

Slightly awkward now, but.

- Josh, it's an honor
just to be nominated.

- An honor to punch your children.

[Brennan laughing]

- Zacky.
- Actually, sorry.

- Zac.
- Thank you.

- I don't know why we use the signs

if we're not gonna refer to them.

My name is Brennan real small.

- Yeah, and when we get to,
I will acknowledge that.

Just giving up halfway
through telling a story.

[Josh laughing]

- Oh God, it was so funny.

We were at Davenport's Pizza.

You know, they have the flat
pizzas and we were like,

'cause as a kid, I would
go there and the arcade,

they had like Spy Hunter
and they had Frogger

and they had like all those classic games.

I haven't been there in forever.

And it was great 'cause Dylan Matthew

and everybody's significant
others were there

and like we weren't
sure that there would be

like a reservation available
and so I got there.

Dylan said 6:30 and I thought it was 6:00,

so I was like walking around, you know,

with like nothing to do.

And then eventually everybody,

we all got there and then
we had, yeah, we had pizza.

[all laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]

- That is fully triggering.

- Yeah.
- That is not okay.

- Who cares, no points for you, Zac.

- Oh.

- Brennan.
- Thank you.

- As far as work required,

I wanna go a little easy on you for once.

How you feel about that?
- Wow.

- Okay, all right.

- Hot Topic's new
spokesperson is Tim Curry.

- Chain wallets.

[all laughing]

Shirts with Jack Skellington,
that boney, boney boy.

[all laughing]

How would you like to see

an influx of customers solely due

to the sudden rapid
success of Hazbin Hotel?

We're back, baby!

- [Zac] Oh my God.

- All the freaky little goths
who smell like Frito bags

come trudging through our doors once more.

Adventure Time? [chuckling]

Spending time, you saucy minx!

[all laughing]

For a limited time only,

come and get your Josh Ruben "No problem"

crew neck sweatshirt.

[Sam laughing]
[buzzer buzzing]

- Got it.
- Holy sh*t.

- [Sam] Taking it full circle.

Brennan's Tim Curry impression

was in the really
submitted to CollegeHumor.

- Yes.
- And is why I first

got excited about it.

- I am only here because of an impression

called Tim Curry eating pizza.

- It's true.

- Specifically the button
of it was him going,

"There's nothing I love more
than a hot crisp crust."

[all laughing]

- Josh.
- Huh?

- I thought we would go easy
on you for once as well.

Trying to sneak out...

[Brennan laughing]

[Brennan imitating dramatic exploding]

Trying to sneak out of
your old rickety-a*s house

when you accidentally
knock over a porcelain vase

waking up your grandmother.

We cut back and forth between
your grandmother waking up

to investigate the noise and
you hurriedly putting the vase

back together with super glue.

- As they say at
Dropout.TV/MySweatshirt, everybody.

- [All] No problem.

[Josh imitating door creaking]

[Sam laughing]

[Josh imitating door creaking]

[all snickering]

[Josh imitating door creaking]

[Josh imitating vase crashing]

[all laughing]

- Wait a minute.

[all laughing]

Now I'm really going to listen
with a heightened awareness.

[all laughing]

[Josh imitating vase clinking]

Okay, there's definitely
some skullduggery happening.

[all laughing]

I'm gonna go check it out.

[Josh imitating window shattering]

Why would the window break?

That's a gosh darn intruder.

[all laughing]

[Josh imitating a stairlift]

- [Zac] How's that?

[all laughing]

[Josh imitating r*fle spitting b*ll*ts]

- I never liked him anyway.

[all laughing]
[Sam clapping]

- Wow.

[Sam laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]

- The twist.
- The twist.

- Thriller, comedy, unhinged humor.

- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.

- I love the movie.

I was just wondering-
- Thank you.

- Is it intentional?

Does your grandmother, can she hear?

- With her hearing A*DS on.

So I made sure to have me, the actress,

put both hearing A*DS in-
- Got it.

- Before sh**ting her grandchild

who snuck out in the house.
- Got it.

That's the only question.

- Yeah.
- It's less of a question,

more of a comment.
- Yeah.

- There's an interesting
thing you said in a article

that you published about the piece

that sort of compared to some
of the work of Luis Buñuel

and some of the other
Spanish surrealists being...

[Brennan yelling]

- Let him talk.

- Am I allowed to cut off non-prompts?

[all laughing]
[buzzer softly buzzing]

Am I allowed to cut off banter?

- The loophole is no.
- [Sam] It's true.

It's really their show.

What am I doing? What am I here for?

Really impressive.

- Okay.

- I feel like you almost got it.

No points for Josh.

- I don't even understand
the joke, I'm rattled.

I'm rattled.

- Question.

- Hijack it, take it over, take it over.

- Oh, sh*t.
- Time up.

- Zacky.
- No.

- Zac.
- Yeah.

- The guy who works at NPR's
tiny desk [Brennan laughing]

is just trying to get some work done.

[Josh laughing]

- Oh, no.

[all laughing]

[crew laughing]

[Brennan laughing]

♪ Do do do do ♪

Sorry.

[Brennan imitating playing trombone]

[Sam and crew laughing]

[Sam and crew laughing]

f*ck. f*ck.

[Sam and crew laughing]

[players imitating
playing band instruments]

- Yeah, it's gonna be a little late.

[all laughing]

[crew clapping]

- Let's say 23 points
delivered by end of day, Zac.

- Okay, we can try.

- Brennan.
- Thank you.

- The longer the speech goes on,

the less clear what the occasion is.

- Brian and Melissa, you
both look so beautiful today,

as you do every day, but
perhaps never more than today.

And when your father passed,

[all laughing]

I was the first one that offered

to speak at the funeral,

which was beautiful when
happened one month ago.

In the Jewish tradition,

a boy becomes a man at 13 years old.

[all laughing]

But in other traditions

that happens differently
at different ages.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

[all laughing]

what is the culture we find ourselves in?

What is the moment we find ourselves in?

And the decision that voters
will have to make in November

[all laughing]

is what does it mean to
share a culture together?

Folks,

my opponent in the chess
match I played this morning.

[buzzer buzzing]

- I think that'll do that.

You know what they say,
comedy comes in sevens.

[all laughing]
[Brennan clapping]

- It just ends with,
"Our Independence Day."

[all laughing]

- Thank you to our musical guest.

- Thank you.
- [Don Pardo-esque] Bobby Moynihan.

- Five all-purpose points
for every occasion for you.

[lively music]

That brings us to our second mini game.

This is a little mini game
we like to call Name That.

In this case, clowns.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Players, in a moment I'm
going to show you a clown.

You buzz in and name that
clown for me. Make sense?

- Okay.
- Clown number one.

- Oh h* h* h*!
[Josh shouting]

[Sam laughing]
[lively carnival music]

- The hands.

- Oh God, it has two faces. Sorry.

[buzzer dings]

- Josh.
- Mr. and Mrs. Gobbles.

[all laughing]

- I like that a lot, Josh.
[buzzer dings]

- Zac.
- Backery.

[all laughing]

[buzzer dings]

- Brennan.
- David.

[all laughing]

- David, I guess isn't a true palindrome.

- Divad.
- [Sam] Josh,

I think that goes to you
for Mr. And Mrs. Gobbles.

Thank you so much, clown number one.

And if I could please
have clown number two.

[playful music]

[buzzer dings]

- [Sam] Bren.
- Fuzz Aldrin.

[all laughing]

- That's pretty good, Brennan!

[buzzer dings]

Brennan.
- Banana Peel Armstrong.

[all laughing]

- I am gonna say this one goes to Brennan

for one of his prompts, if not the other.

If I could please have clown number three.

[moody circus music]

[all laughing]

- [Sam] Holy sh*t.

[buzzer ding]

- Oh, Josh.
- Uncle Dad.

[all laughing]

- So, Uncle Dad's real good.

[buzzer dings]
Josh again.

- Tank Top Circus.

Like big top.
- Oh, really good.

Like that Josh, thanks for explaining.

- No problem.

- The clown keeps looking directly at me-

- [Zac] I know, it seems-
- In a way that's...

[crew laughing]

[buzzer ding]

Zac.
- sh*t.

- sh*t.
- Like It.

- sh*t, the Clown?

[all laughing]

- That's, oh my God, that's...

- Sorry, I'm sorry.

- sh*t the Clown.

- Josh has responded to nothing in-

- Oh my God.

- [Brennan] The years of this new show

as much as sh*t.
- No, sh*t the Clown

really, really got me.

- [Brennan] God, that sucks.

- I have to say that this goes to Zac for-

- [Josh] Yes, yes, yes.
- [Sam] sh*t.

- I should have said Stephen King's sh*t.

- Thank you so much.

- [Josh] Oh my God, brilliant. f*ck.

- [Sam] Wow.
- [Josh] My f*cking god.

- If I could please say
I have clown number four.

[sad trombone song]

- Oh!

Oh!

Oh my God.

[buzzer dings]
Oh God. Brennan.

- Paul Robalino.

[all laughing]

[toy horn squeaking]
[buzzer dings]

[all laughing, clapping]

[toy horn squeaking ]
- Oh.

- Zac.
- Billy the Kidder.

- [All] Oh!
[toy horn squeaking]

- Billy likes it.

[buzzer dings]
- Clown Wayne Gacy.

[crew gasping and groaning]

- I do think this is gonna go to Zac.

[all clapping]

Very well done, Zac, and very
well done, Not Paul Robalino.

- Woo!

- Oh my God.

- That is the single biggest
performance I have ever seen

Paul give on anything, on anything.

Didn't know he had it in him.

- There was something
when he opened the door

and he was looking right at me.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It was like,

"I don't know who this is."

- Well, that is the clown
is something we wear.

[Sam laughing]

Dead.

- If I could please
have clown number five.

- Five of what?

[gasping] Oh my God.

Brennan.
- Sillipede.

[all laughing]

- That's gonna be tough to beat!

[buzzer dings]
Josh.

- Clownapillar.

- Clownapillar's pretty good too.

[buzzer dings]

Brennan.
- Twisted Nightmare Angel.

[all laughing]

- A biblically accurate clown.

- Biblically accurate clown, yeah.

[buzzer dings]

- Zac.
♪ Spi-di di di-di-di di di♪

[all laughing]

[buzzer dings]

- Josh.
- That's just Goro.

Goro from "Mortal Kombat."

More arms, a little clown
makeup, it's just Goro.

- It's Goro in disguise.
- [Josh] It's okay,

It's gonna be okay, it's just Goro.

- I'm gonna say-
- [Josh] Two fake arms.

- This goes to Zac-
- [Zac] Thank you.

- For di di di-di-di di di.

Thank you very much many-armed clown.

Once again, terrifying.

If I could please have clown number six.

[upbeat music]

- Oh my God.

[all laughing]

- [Josh] Oh God, I'm sick.

[buzzer dings]

- Zac.
- The Headless HaHa Man.

[all laughing]

[buzzer dings]

Zac, you're on fire with these.

[buzzer dings]
- Brennan.

- Noso the clown.
- Oh.

[all laughing]

- I am gonna say this goes to Zac again.

- I mean, I don't know, on fire.

- And last, but certainly least, players,

clown number seven.

- Oh my God.

- Oh.

Oh.
- That's a little sad.

[buzzer dings]
- Spam Reich.

[all laughing]

- [Sam] Brennan's got it.
- What's the clock?

- I've been here the-
- Whole time.

- Oh.
- There you go.

[buzzer dings]
- Brennan.

- My father was the Secretary
of Labor for Spill Clinton.

- For Spill Clinton?

- Spill Clinton, the Clown President.

- Yeah, this one goes to Brennan.

Well done, Brennan, and
thank you very much.

[all clapping]

And a big thank you to all of our clowns.

- Please don't join us
on stage for the encore.

[happy music]

- That brings us to round
two, where our players

will now test their
talents in teams of two.

- Woo.
- Why?

- Because it's fun.
- Josh.

- Huh?
- And Zacky.

- Wait a second.
- Zac.

- Thank you.
- Buckingham Palace guards

trying to make each other laugh.

- Michael.
- Yes, Caleb.

- Stay very, very still.
- As I always am, yes.

- Nice and quiet.
- Quiet as ever.

[Josh imitating farting]
[crew laughing]

[Brennan laughing]

Did you do that?
- I didn't do it, you did.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, Michael.

Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.

[Josh imitating farting]
[crew laughing]

- Finished yet?
- Finished with what?

I don't know what you're talking about.

- Amateur fart hour.

[all laughing]

Hey, Caleb.
- Hmm?

[Zac imitating farting]
[Josh gasps]

- Um, I don't know if you're
gonna find this funny,

but I have crapped me pantiloonas.

[crew laughing]

- Farthest thing from being funny to me.

- You know that you're absolutely

not allowed to talk either?

[all laughing]

I just wanna be hyper clear about that.

It smells like human sh*t.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, sir.

- And I appreciate the apology

and that is also still talking.

- Sorry.

[buzzer buzzes]
[Sam laughing]

- Thank you, Brennan,
for keeping us honest

throughout that scene.

- You're not supposed to talk.

- The points were the
friends we made along the way

for the two of you,
which brings us to Zac.

- Okay.
- And Brennan.

- Thank you.

- A person zoned out in the Zoom meeting

gets asked a question.
- Ha ha!

[Brennan imitating speaking gibberish]

- I just had one more
question about that report.

Can you elucidate what
exactly you meant by that?

[crew and Sam laughing]

- Oh, yeah. Um...

Well, we were, you know,
we were talking about it

and it feels as though we
were all kind of thinking-

Uh...

- And we just gave you,
I just made you co-host,

so you can share-

- My screen?

[all laughing]

- It's the button on the bottom there.

- Yeah.

- Based on essentially your input,

we'll be able to, I think,

mock out probably not just
the year, but the next five

because I think this is
really a pivotal moment

for the company.

- And we're coming up on
a minute, what is it, 55,

so you really gotta kind of go quick.

- Okay, cool.
- We're gonna time out

at the hour mark here.

- So I think I accidentally
shared my desktop

and if you're just gonna ignore the,

I'm closing the Zillow tabs of Argentina.

[all laughing]

- [Zac] Sorry.

- You have so many tabs open.

- These are all like six
and seven bedroom homes.

- Yeah, can you imagine?

- So I just want to make
the most use of our time,

while you're closing out those tabs,

the main thing we need
to decide here is we...

[Brennan imitating speaking gibberish]

And ultimately your call to make

[all laughing]

if we go A or B, but we need
to make that call today.

- And we're a minute 58 as
well, so we need to make it now.

- Do we cut the department
or do we try to reinvest?

- Let's just cut it.
- Great. Department is cut.

We are-
- Does that include me?

- What's that?
- Does that include me?

- Sorry, I totally zoned out.

I did not hear your question.

Totally zoned out,
[buzzer buzzes]

didn't hear your question.

- Zoom meeting closed.

[all laughing]

- 11 points, I believe.

If I'm honest, I wasn't
really paying attention.

- What'd you say?
- What was that?

- Give me that one more time.

- Brennan.
- Yes.

- And Josh.
- Okay.

- Two Australian actors'
accents keep slipping through

their American ones.

- All right, we're gonna have
to take cover pretty quick.

- I've been through this gulch before.

There's naur way to get through here

without those damn cowboys coming in

and opening fire on us.

- But you're telling me they're gonna come

o'er that hill and they're
gonna come over strong.

- Strong as my coffee, which I take blick.

[all laughing]

[Zac imitating g*nf*re]

Oh!
- Oh!

We're under fire.

You know what? It's funny you say that.

- What's that?
- Black coffee actually

would sound pretty good right about now.

- If I had a g*n as strung
as a blick cup of coffee,

I would [imitating
g*nf*re pinging] crikey.

[all laughing]

- You know what's scary in
a bunch of real cowboys?

- What's that?
- A sting ray.

[Sam and crew laugh]

- Come out and show
yourself, you son of a dingo.

- All right, guys.

Looks like it's always come
between you two and my.

[all laughing]

- Hell, if isn't Louisiana Slim.

I thought you got ate up
by a crocodile, alligator.

- Well, yeah, I thought you got bit

by jellyfish about the
size of [indistinct].

[all laughing]

- I'll tell you one thing right now.

- Hmm.
- I'll tell ya sorry,

but I'm not taking off my glisses.

[all laughing]
[buzzer buzzing]

- What? What?

- Corey Worthington, holy sh*t.

- Oh my God.

- Zac, searching for
what Australia references

were yet to be made-
- Not taking off my glasses.

- Picked a meme from 2008, Jesus Christ.

- And he's still a legend,
man, he's a legend.

- Yeah, a legend.

- Let's say 100 points flushed
down the toilet backward

for the three of you.
- It's a thrilla.

- Which brings us all the way back to Josh

- Uh huh.

- and Zac.
- Okay.

- A cut scene

in a video game that's glitching out.

- Well, well, well, if it isn't Darrell.

Why don't you come on in here

and see if you, you, you...
[imitating game glitching]

There it is, a 12 gauge.

Why don't you try it out over
here on all these targets.

- What's the mission?

[Zac imitating r*fle firing]

[Sam and crew laughing]

- A car.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- With a car.

- What about my money?
I only do it for money.

- A trunk of money, here it is.

There you go, Darrell, count it.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Checks out.

- Yeah, Darrell, why
don't you come on here.

[Sam and crew laughing]

Hey, you know what?



on all those targets that look like...

- Start. Play the last screen.

[buzzer buzzing]

- 60 points per second, no lag time.

- Oh, good.
- [Sam] For both of you.

- Which brings us to Zac.
- Mhm.

- and Brennan.
- Thank you.

- If the courtroom witness
stand were a hot tub.

- Sir, do you swear to
tell the whole truth,

nothing but the truth, so help you God?

- Sorry, I gotta turn
the jets off, one sec.

[Sam laughing]

Say that one more time.

- Sir, do you,

do you swear to tell the
truth and the whole truth

so help you God?
- Yeah.

- Do you have the Bible with you?

- sh*t.

[Sam and crew laughing]

Yeah, my towel got wet too,
if there's any more towels.

- Well, I can ask the courtroom clerk.

- Room 236.

[Sam laughing]

- Ladies and gentlemen of
the jury, as you all know,

this Hyatt Regency was built
on top of a cruise ship,

and as we are in international waters,

but need to hold this trial,

once we will be using the
spa as an interim courtroom.

- I got it all to myself.

- Mr. Davidson, thank
you so much for agreeing

to testify today.
- Absolutely.

- If you can just push
the court stenographer

back in the direction of the lanes.

Can we turn the wave machine off?

[buzzer buzzes] It keeps
bringing the stenographer.

- I will cut you out there.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- I love that when presented

with like the most abstract
scenario in the entire season.

Brennan's like, "Justified it."

[Brennan laughing]

I'm gonna say 10 points

for a half hour maximum
for the both of you.

- Ooh.

- Last prompt of round two, here we go.

- Brennan.
- Yep.

- And Josh.
- Uh huh.

If Siskel and Ebert reviewed
people's lives when they die.

- Oh, Greg wasn't completely
believable as a father,

and for that reason, I
give him one thumb down,

but ultimately he came around

to making amends with his daughter

so I'm gonna give one
thumb down, one thumb up.

- Well, I think that's
the point of Greg's life,

obviously, is that he didn't start on top,

so to me, I think the arc was conclusive.

I think it was strong storytelling,

even if I didn't get the whole thing

where he tried to do art in the middle,

so a big thumbs up, big thumbs up from me.

- We're gonna move on to Maria now.

Now Maria's a big two
thumbs up for me because-

- Loved Maria,
- Absolutely wonderful,

articulate fantastic
buxom, buxom performer,

and who lived just a full, full life.

Two big thumbs up.

- Yeah, Roger really
loved Maria's big breasts

and mentions that a lot.

- Yeah, Maria was really, really good.

- I kind of loved her golden heart

and the way that she was sort of a,

was there for the people in her life.

- Well, you have to understand
that some lives are meant to,

you know, be a commercial success.

- This is obviously a
huge thumbs up for me.

I think Maria was a deeply good person.

- I'm not disagreeing with you.

I said two thumbs up, two BIG thumbs up.

- But you know that to get two thumbs up,

you have to give your thumbs up

and then I give my thumbs up.

- Yeah, I did.
- You don't give both.

It's not just you decide
to give two thumbs.

- I'm giving Maria two.

- We're reviewing people's
lives when they die

because we ourselves have
passed and are in the afterlife,

justified, and the important thing is,

and I thought it was a
great expl*sive ending,

that there was a hot air balloon accident.

- More like two hot air balloons.

- Hey dude, relax.

[buzzer buzzes]

Roger Ebert did have that
whole thing about, he was like,

he basically wrote this
really effusive purple thing

being like, "What's wrong with t*tties?"

- Let's say two enthusiastic points way up

for the both of you.
- A-woo-ga.

[happy flute music]

- That brings us to our
third and final mini game.

This is a new mini game we
like to call Soundscapers.

How it works is players,

I am going to play for you
a bit of silent footage,

then I'm going to invite
each one of you up to,

as best as you're able,

make the corresponding Foley
to the footage you've seen.

You can use your mouth
if you want as well,

but you can also use this
wonderful set of objects

as provided by our art team.

Players, I'm gonna show you the clip.

- [Josh] Oh.

[players laughing]

- Wait, this rules. What is this?

- [Josh] This is incredible.

- [Brennan] This absolutely rules.

No, brontosaurus.

[players laughing]

- And that's the clip.

- T-Rex got him.

- Josh, I think I will invite
you up to our table first.

- No problem.

- Josh, you have at
your disposal a plunger

and a grapefruit and a little plastic tube

and some Scrabble tiles and a telephone

and a little bucket full of water.

- I know, but I'm not gonna use of that.

[all laughing]

- Oh God.
- Let's go.

- All right, Josh, and
a three, two, one, go.

[Josh imitating screeching dinosaur]

- Hey girl.

[screeching dinosaur sounds]

Hey, I outta just tear your throat out.

Oh, look at that sh*t. Crazy.

[screeching dinosaur sounds]

No, no, no.

No!

[Josh imitating dinosaurs crashing]

- Wow, Josh, pretty darn good.

[all clapping]

Pretty darn good indeed.

- No problem.
- Zac.

- Yeah.

I'm not gonna...
[all laughing]

Okay, this is interesting.

[Josh laughing]

- Okay, yeah, I think I'm pretty ready.

[crew laughing]

And a three, two, one, go.

[Josh growling through tubing]

[Josh imitating dinosaurs
talking & struggling]

- Hey, what the f*ck?

[all laughing]

[Josh growling]

Ahhhh!

[grapefruit splashing]

[all laughing]

- [Sam] Wow, Zac.

- So everything's wet over here.

- That was the idea.

Brennan, if you'd like to step over

to this used Foley table.
- Absolutely.

- Getting the old sloppy thirds, are ya?

- I'm actually not worried
about the sloppy thirds

and I'm gonna tell you why.

Sam puts a lot of work
and effort into this show

and I actually have found
the moments in the clip

that correspond to each one
of these sets of objects,

so the grapefruit, the pipe,
the golf ball, the cutlery,

the plunger, the towel,
the bucket, the telephone,

and especially the Scrabble tiles,

which you might think are supposed to go

at the rocks falling at the end,

but there's actually a place that I think

Sam wants them more,

so whenever you're ready,
you can play the clip.

[crew laughing, clapping]

- And a three and a two and a one, go.

- f*ck! [Brennan thudding] sh*t!

- Oh! Oh!

- Oh, f*ck!

No! Oh, my point! f*ck! Oh my point! sh*t!

Wait, pause it! sh*t!

Oh, f*ck! Oh, sh*t! Oh, f*ck-a*s!

Oh, no my point.

No. Oh, f*ck, I buffed it.

I f*cking buffed it,
dude, I shitted it, no!

No! I'm supposed to be the smarty! No!

- You're okay, bro. It's okay.

We can help, help him.

Ssh, ssh, ssh.

- You're dead.

- Um, yeah, just wanna
briefly extend my apologies

to the art team for all of
that good work gone to waste.

- I'm really sorry.

- You have time to go, dude.

- Yeah, we could set this all,

we could set this back up.

- Reset, back to one.
- Set it back up, right?

- Set it back to one.

- Put it all back together, it's okay.

Yeah, you get another try.

[all laughing]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- sh*t-a*s, dude!

- Oh, no.
- sh*t-a*s! Why?

f*ck!
- I'm such an idiot.

- Here we go. All right, now we're ready.

- Well, I guess that point goes to Josh.

- I broke this too.

[lively flute music]

- That brings us to round three

where our players will now hold hands

and jump into the abyss together.

- Oh my nards.

- My f*cking nards, the abyss.

- Josh.
- James Cameron.

- Yeah.

- Zac.
- Yeah.

- Brennan.
- Hoy.

- When mixing friend
groups doesn't really work.

- This is my friend Caleb.

I haven't seen him in like 10 years.

- I am a centaur.
[all laughing]

- And this is Gilthon, sort
of the warden of this forest.

And, um-

- [Brennan] Aiden, my brother.
- Hi, how are ya?

- We have spilled blood
in battle together.

- We have. We have.
- Is Caleb a fellow warrior

of your tribe?
- Nah.

- Just matched with someone in the bar.

[all laughing]

- Yeah, Caleb is in town.

He texted me and we were
really good friends in middle

through high school, but
honestly haven't really seen

each other in a little bit,

but yeah, I mean, it'll be great.

I'm gonna go get, I'll get a
drink, a couple drinks for us.

- Hi. Are you wearing
a big old cowboy hat?

Oh, sorry.

- The device you hold in your hand,

does it speak to you as a
crystal of some mystic realm?

- It's just a Apple.

[Brennan munching]

- Oh my God.

- That is not an apple!
- [Zac] Hey, whoa!

- You have lied to me.
- Hey, guys, whoa!

So, hold your horses. Or, uh-

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hold on, hold on.

Here's some beers.

- Sorry, I may need to
leave a little early.

I matched with someone,

they said they're
wearing a big cowboy hat.

- I'm looking, there's 12 people in here

and I don't see a cowboy hat.

- Do you really wanna go home

with someone in a big cowboy hat?

[all laughing]

I know I'm a centaur.

Perhaps my references are a
little bit outside of the norm,

but I just feel like a
big hat is such a sign

of like what's going on, you know?

- Could be confidence.

- It's usually not.

[Sam laughs]

Doesn't taking a big swing

like a statement hat kind of imply

that you're not confident in yourself?

- That's true.
- I think it's just

kind of like, you know,
the hat people know

when they go out in
public, they can rock it.

- Well, like I don't think your flat cap

is working particularly well for you.

- Well, you know what?

I think you're a f*cking
humanoid and it freaks me out.

Oh my God. Sorry.

Hey, can you.

[Sam laughing]

Sorry.

Hi, can you...
- Hi.

- You're really, you're not,

you're interrupting a moment.

Hi, no, this is not, we're not together.

I just, I'm, no, no,
no. We're not together.

Don't leave. Don't leave. Don't leave.

[buzzer buzzes]
Put me down, horse.

- Hell yeah!
- Yeah!

[all clapping]

- My God with the save!

With the save!

[cheering and clapping continues]

- Wow.
- [Josh] Yes!

- Wow, first time.
- Damn. Incredible.

[all speaking at once]

- [All Players] Cheers.

- 100 points for Paul, I think so.

- Yeah!

- Fair, fair, fair, fair.
- [Sam] He deserves 'em.

Josh.
- Huh.

- Zac.
- Uh-huh.

- Brennan.
- Yes.

- Rocking on your porch at 80,

recounting your time on "Make Some Noise."

- It's funny how after all this time,

the No Problem sweatshirt that I bought

at Dropout.TV/NoProblem

it's barely worn,

worn a thread.

- It looks pretty new, not faded at all.

- Thank you, Lou.

[crew laughing]

I'm sorry, uh, uh, Vic.

I'm sorry, uh, Jacob.

- I'm Zac.
- Zachary.

- Zachary, yeah.

- A lot of sh*t really
went sideways in my life

for me to end up living in
this houseboat with you two.

[Sam laughing]

Love that it has a porch though.

- And a full courtroom.

- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

- Brennan's fading back
into a prompt again.

- My client, as you may remember,

was only near the horrific
m*rder of Roger Bell.

[Sam and crew laughing]

No weapon, no means or motive.

You are tasked to consider
whether the evidence proves

beyond a reasonable doubt
whether my client is guilty.

Is my client a perfect man?

No.

[Zac imitating glass shattering]

- I forgot, I got them wrong.

[all laughing]

- No, please, remember the
first episode was just...

Oh, Josh is dead.
[all laughing]

Spider, get the spider off him.

That's right.

- Looks like it's my sweatshirt now.

- [Brennan] Oh! There you go.

Oh, he's full of 'em.

Absolutely stuck with spiders, God damn.

- I'm glad you like to talk so much

because I like to be mostly quiet.

- I'm glad that you always
know the thing to say

that lets us stop doing it.

- A lot of times I don't
and I'm just guessing.

[buzzer buzzing]

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Wow.

- That was so many things.

- So is aging.

- Let's say six points
with 80 years of interest

to the three of you.

- That's actually...
- Last prop of our game.

- No.
- No.

- No, I buffed it.

- I boffed it?

- I think I said I buffed it.

- I buffed it.

- That's not how you say
whiffed or beefed it.

- Beefed it.

- Josh.
- Hm.

- Zac.
- Yeah?

- Brennan.
- Yes.

- The Noise Boys all
get "Freaky Friday'd."

[imitating laser sounds]

[players all yelling]

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Whoa.

- It seems like some
sort of logical answer

is the reason for all of this.

- This is outrageous, I Christoph Waltz,

am insisting on a better treatment.

That's a little impression
of what Christoph Waltz

would sound like if you had gone over

to Dropout.TV/MyBigSweater,

which again, you can find there,

and let's get me some
groceries, I need groceries.

- Zac, what's going on with you?

You seemed pretty quiet.

- Oh yeah, no, I was just, you know,

standing here being quiet.

[all laughing]

- Uh-oh, g*ng, here
comes another asteroid.

- [All Players] Whoa!

[imitating laser sounds]

- Okay, if I could just quickly tell you,

I don't have the sort of recall verbally

for what I should be saying
and what I might be saying.

Probably won't say it, but I
just wanted to let you know

that's what it's, and now...
[Sam laughing]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Aargh, matey!

I am!

I'm in a liminal space.

I am going to another place as a ghost,

a ghost from another town,
a town called Nordikes.

- No problem.

[buzzer buzzing]

- [Sam] That'll do her.

[all laughing]

- I couldn't, I couldn't.

- Nordikes.
- Nordikes.

- [Zac] Nordikes.

- I love the Brennan impression that's,

"I don't have the words to
go in what should be here

but this as much as I
would probably talk."

[Brennan laughing]

Let's say a point for
every mile you just walked

in one another's shoes.

- We walked barely at all.

- That brings us to the end of our show.

Our winner tonight,

Josh Ruben.
- Come on!

- Josh, you are the recipient.

- You're the winner, dude.
- Of the coveted golden ear.

- I've never gotten one.

Are you gonna close this out?

- Three, two.

- That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for more of the game.

I'm Sam Reich and that sounds
pretty good to me, good night.

[retro mellow music]