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03x08 - One, Two, Drags!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Drag Race España". Aired: 30 May 2021 – present.*
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It is the Spanish adaptation of the Drag Race franchise.

03x08 - One, Two, Drags!

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Hello, hello, hello.

Previously on
"Drag Race Spain"...

This is the show of the
much-desired
second opportunidrag.

This week's Maxi Challenge
is called Queens of Comedy.

Pakita.

It needed more flow,
more rhythm, more fun.

I think we weren't ready
for this humor today.

Pink Chadora.

I think there was a bad proposal
from the beginning of the
character.

Nothing offends me,
you can call me whatever you
want,

but I didn't find it funny
either.

Pitita.

Characters have to be built,
jokes have to be built.

The silence was complete,
nobody laughed.

Vania Vainilla.

"STD, the musical," I loved it.

Going out on stage and selling
it,
you can only do it with talent.

Vania Vanilla and Kelly Roller,
you are today's winning couple.

Kelly Roller, you are
the coming back queen

from "Drag Race Spain"
third edition.

Pakita, Pink Chadora,
Sashay, away.

Goodbye, sweeties.

Pitita, Shantay, you stay.

God, I'd have been so angry
if I had got here, won three
times,

and for one bad day, one bad
day,

and I'm in danger of leaving?
Oh God.

"That who is happy
makes others happy too.

Goodbye, sweeties. Pink
Chadora."

And Pakita. "Follow your path,
we will meet in your dreams."

Well, some people
might be very happy,

because they got rid
of two possible finalists.

They had way more chance
than some of the remaining ones,

so it's something heavy
that they were eliminated.

It has been really heavy,

honestly, it would have made me
very sad to leave now.

Thank God, the lip sync was...

It is something that I do every
day

and I earn a living with it,
although
others say other things.

And that's it.
Shall we sit down, girls?

Come on, let's go.

Pitita does this thing
to reinforce herself and she
says,

"I am the best, the best.
What I do is the best."

She doesn't realize
that by putting herself as the
best,

she's implying other people
are less, when they're not.

There's good news, we can
welcome
our friend Kelly back.

Yes!

Congratulations.

I had forgotten what this is
like.

And it's so weird being so few.

I'm here again.

And besides, I come with force
to witn the contest again.

Get ready, I'm coming strong.

Today in particular,
in today's show,

this is the show I've felt
happiest.

Congratulations, darling.

I've felt comfortable, pretty...
I don't know, today I'm a
hottie.

You're a f*cking star.

I won 2,500 euros, good.


Will this last? I don't know.

Happiness is subjective.

Clover, who would you have
saved?

Nobody.

Well, maybe it was
a little predictable,

but I would have saved Kelly
too,

because I had a very bad time
when I kicked you out and...

-You look you're sorry.
-You have another chance.

I won't tell you how I felt.

No, I had a very bad time,

they can tell you, it's on tape.

And you know that here
you are my greatest support

and I'm super happy
that you are back,

even if it wasn't for me.

I'm so glad my sister Kelly is
back,
but damn, this never ends.

But hey, girls, we are top six.

Yay!

And let's take all this off now,
because you know what?

I was prepared.

What's that?

Nothing is written here,
you may have won many
challenges,

but one day it goes wrong
and you find yourself in lip
sync.

It doesn't come out, damn.

As of now, it all looks very
hard.

Does anyone want to see
what's under this wig?

A dude.

We'll try not to screw up
anymore.

Wow.

Because there is very little
left.

Look at my a*s.

Your knees look like mine
any Saturday night.

Good.

The winner of "Drag Race Spain"

will get a year of free products
from Krash Kosmetics

and 30,000 euros.

Today we have our jury,
made up of Ana Locking,

Javier Calvo,

and Javier Ambrossi.

And with the special guest
judge,
María Peláe.

And today's featured artist
is...

Kelly Roller.

I'm back, b*tches.

We are very happy to have
our power bottom of the edition,

which will surely come one more
week

to stay at the bottom again,
because
that's what she likes the most.

What's up, girls? How are you?

-Very happy to have you back.
-Excellent.

Even if it's just for one day.

How do you feel, excited,
nervous...?
How?

I've come with energy,
I'm also very nervous,

and I don't know if you want
to k*ll me, if you hate me,
but...

-No.
-How quiet.

The ones that will hate you
are Pakita and Pink Chadora.

It's okay, they already hated
me.
No, no, that's a joke.

I'm a little scared,
because all my colleagues are,

"What is this b*tch
doing here again?"

But, girls, like you,
I've come here to win.

It feels so peaceful now.

-Can you hear it?
-The immensity.

The immensity.

And suddenly an echo,
"It's me, Pink Chadora."

From the great beyond.

We no longer have our Pink
Chadora,

we miss her, but we're also
so comfy here, so quiet.

And what challenge do you think
is coming now? What do you
think?

This is the eighth show.
And today we eat your p*ssy.

Good!

-That is the challenge.
-I will finally win a challenge.

So yummy, going down a girl
in the morning.

I'm sure we'll have to sew.

Last week we had comedy,

this week we could have
something else, right? For a
change.

Now that you're a comedy queen,
you have to be ready for
anything.

I already had my moment,
I don't need more comedy.

Hello, hello, hello.

-You look so beautiful today.
-Oh, well.

How gorgeous.

Kelly, congratulations,
it's great to have you here
again.

Queens, the six of you who are
here

managed to take
another step in the race

and you can smell the laurel
wreath,

because the winner
of "Drag Race Spain" will get

a year of free products
from Krash Kosmetics.

Whoa!

A trip to the island of Malta
to experience Europride 2023.

Whoa!

A crown, a scepter and 30,000
euros.

Queens, both today's Mini
Challenge

as well
as "El gran hotel de las reinas"

are going to praise
your artificial beauties.

But you can't deny that if you
want
beauty, you can have any of
them.

Oh, Pit Crew.

The Pit Crew is back.

Oh, I like furry guys so much.

They have a little tassel
in their navel and I like to
blow it

and you make a wish
and it always comes true.

This week's Mini Challenge
is called "Makeup as you can".

Oh.

And you will do it in pairs
again.

You'll be free to choose
your partner.

Go ahead, pair up.

Nobody wants to come with me?

You'll see.

-Look how easy.
-I make it easy.

The technique for choosing a
partner
has been to take the one next to
us,

to make it easier.

We do it for the camera.

Before explaining
what the Mini Challenge is,

let's give a round of applause
to the guest of this game,

the makeup ambassador of the
show.

Please welcome the founder
of Krash Kosmetics,

Álvaro Kruse.

Whoa!

-Hello.
- What's up, girls, how are you?

Oh, how handsome
in that orange suit,

he reminds me of Naranjito
in the 1982 World Cup.

Álvaro, delighted to have you
physically in "Drag Race Spain."

Queens, each couple
will pick a mask from the tray

and decide who makes up whom.

Blindly.

I am a makeup artist
and I really want to do it.

And I don't care if it's blind,
I've done it many times blind.

You will have Krash Kosmetics
products for your challenge.

The couple who does
the best makeup in three minutes

will win the mini challenge.

Oh.

The first thing a member
of each couple will do

is come and take the mask they
want.

I think I have a chance to win,

so I trust my Álvaro,
I'm making eyes at him, huh?



Let's see if I convince him.

And now it's time to choose the
wig

that the contestant who is going
to be made up will wear.

Come on, let's run now,
let's go, let's go.

We are going to choose a wig
that saves us from this
challenge,

because if the makeup is not
right,

it can be sold with a good
attitude
and a good wig.

Kelly, since you've just
joined the contest,

you're the first couple,
so you can fully enter now.

As a makeup artist, my career
is already full of success.

If I fail today,
nothing happens,

I'm used to failing in this
show.

Three, two, one, go!

You spread the palette, very
well,
mark the cheekbone, like this.

Son of a b*tch.

Hit her in the face,
that's what she likes.

I can't see.

Kelly Roller's features
are filled with hyaluronic acid.

Kelly, you can't direct
Hornella's hand,

you can direct her with your
voice.

-I'll stick my hand in my a*s.
-Very good.

That's where you usually put it,
and that's where it should be.

I don't know what the f*ck
Hornella is doing,

she's taking it all,
she's mixing it up,

she's using her fingers...

What the f*ck
are you doing, Hornella?

No, no mustache,
I don't look good with a
mustache.

-It doesn't feel good, Hornella.
-A little bit of lipstick.

There's a minute and a half
left.

Is that a mustache?

Look, that's Kelly
at 6:00 a.m. at La Nogalera.

Very good.

She's the chimney sweep
from Mary Poppins.

I think you should clean up a
bit,
with a mop.

-What am I missing, Kelly?
-Five four...

-Run, put some glitter on.
-Three, two, one...

Time's up!

Bravo.

I don't know if it's going
to be avant-garde,

if it's going to be dripping,
but she's going to look
gorgeous.

Hey, kind of stained, huh?

Badoo goofy makeup.

Kelly looks wonderful,
her best makeup on the show.

Three, two, one... Time's up!

Let's see, come on, I'm going
to put some eye shadow.

You are wasting time now.

I don't know what's going to
happen,
but after seeing Kelly,

I'm thinking nothing good.

But I trust
Bestiah's artistic skills.

Green on the chin
has always been very flattering.

Right.

-Halloween makeup, I love it.
-Two minutes, two minutes.

Oh, oh.

It's hard not to see Krash's
tones,
but hell, you're doing it.

This is going to be a work
considered

one of the best works
of the 21st century, for sure.

Oh, her eye.

-Yes I love it.
-One minute, one minute.

And you're making her look
horrible.

I didn't know that our eyeliner
could also be used for beards.

-Yes.
-Hey, it's not so bad.

I think we should do
each other's makeup

without looking all season.

-Five, four, three, two, one...
-Bestiah.

Time!

-That's it, very good.
-Am I pretty?

-Bravo.
-You can see your work.

Very good.

It's German Expressionism.

I love what I've done to Clover.

You put a little light on it
like that, a cute dress

and a foxy look under the sea
and it looks beautiful.

-Vania, get in position.
-Here, in front of me.

Oh, sorry.

What a piece of paintbrush
I just found.

I should have touched that man
more.

-Time!
-Come on, baby.

-Let's see what you have, show
me.
-This one.

We decided Vania would do my
makeup

because Vania has eyebrows

and in three minutes, it's
better
to have a blanker canvas,

which is my face,
with no eyebrows or anything,

and we can draw freely there.

-The double chin, there.
-Oh.

-Here, under the chin.
-Very good.

Contouring the beard
she doesn't have, very nice.

-Oh, this is perfect here.
-And here...

All right, on the bangs.

I'm getting glitter everywhere.

Anything can come out from this.

-Come on, get me nice.
-Where are the lips?

Where's the mouth? There.

Very good, smile.

Her teeth.

And she starts putting
a lot of lipstick

so that I end up gorgeous,
gorgeous,

like Gingivitis Queen.

Time!

Bravo!

-The longest three minutes ever.
-Excellent.

-You look super pretty.
-Sure.

Go back to your place, please.

You look perfect, better than
ever,
for another 2,500 euros.

Do a makeup review.

Well, first of all, Clover,
this look is color expl*si*n.

At the end of the day,
that's Krash, so, I really like
it,

I really like what I see,
especially the mustache,

very androgynous.

Kelly, it looks like she just
came out of a chimney,

like she's been thrown out of
it.

Her lips, it's as if you just
came out
of the morgue, I don't know...

Morgue you call it?
I call it a sauna.

I don't know if Álvaro
has ever been to a sauna,

but I've seen Kelly come out
of many saunas with that same
face.

And finally, the Christmas tree.

I love this green,
this gold, the red...

-You want to kiss me, right?
-I can't wait.

Therefore...

The award-winning couple
is the one formed by...

Clover and Bestiah.

I won something.

Condragulations
to both of you, girls.

Krash Kosmetics gives each of
the winners of this Mini
Challenge

a batch of their products
valued at 500 euros.

Yeah!

There. Well, if I don't win
the prize in the final,

at least I win a lot
of Krash Kosmetics,

plus all the ones I'm going to
steal

as I find them along the way.

That's it, pure success.

About this week's Maxi
Challenge,

I will only say
that it is going to be epic.

In fact, it explains itself
just by hearing this.

One, two, three.

Does anyone not know what it is?

-Clover?
-Why are you looking at me?

One, two, three,
the English hideout.

Yeah man, that's the tune
of a wonderful show

- my parents used to watch.
-Indeed.

What we heard is the tune

of the historic television
contest
"One, two, three, answer again."

And today you will have
the privilege of playing

our "One, two, drags,
answer or leave."

ONE, TWO, DRAGS

One, two, drags

Something we couldn't miss
in that contest

or in this one,

that's the Pit secretaries.

Pilarín, Inesita and Tecla.

Hello.

Oh, what cute girls.

The secretaries
have arrived with booties,

crop tops, glasses...
They are divine.

I wish all q*eers
would party like this.

In "One, two, three"
three couples played every week,

so you will also play in pairs.

Good!

I'm happy
because there are six of us,

no one is going
to put me aside again.

So I hope I get someone funny

so we make a duet of comedy
queens,

because that's
what I am now, right? I think.

Yes, I think so.

-Oh, it's color pink.
-Pink. Put them on.

-Very good, very good. Pitita.
-Come on.

-This one from the back.
-Come on.

I would love to work
with Vania, for example,

because I think
she's very good on the stage,

and I think we can make
a strong team together.

-Oh, look, they match.
-Black.

-Very good.
-Oh, so good.

Kelly.

Let's go with this one.

Oh, they've turned me green.

Very good.

Well now we start
to make the pairs.

Hornella.

I hate luck.

I would like to be with either
Vania
or Kelly, I won't lie.

-Green.
-Good.

Again with Hornella.

Fate wants us to be together,
to become friends in the show.

You're going to get it
in the end, huh?

Let's see, let's see.

I hope I get Vania,
I hope I get Vania.

Pure pink.

That means I'm going with
Pitita,
which I think is positive,

because she's won many
challenges.

And now comes the trick,
because for this "One, two,
drags"

you each have to prepare a
character

and study a presentation
as complete as possible

so when you are introduced
by the host,

who, by the way,
isn't very far from here.

The Maxi Challenge will be won

by the couple
that the jury finds funniest

and who keep their character
the most throughout the
challenge.

And as a special guest judge,
this week we have a singer

who interprets anything you
throw
at her like no other, María
Peláe.

Whoa!

Good morning, family,
I'm María Peláe

and I couldn't be happier
to be next to Ana Locking,

Supremme De Luxe and the Javis.

Good luck and don't screw it up.
Bye bye.

One, two, drags, one, two,
drags,

in a moment we'll be back.

Well, what's our idea?
Who are we going to be?

I see you as a mom,
I see us as mom and daughter.

I see it too, very well.

I like the little girl who
doesn't
pay attention to her mother.

You don't know if she's posh,
if she's cheap,

because she doesn't know
what she is, she's stupid...

Okay. And I'm going to be
an overprotective mother.

Is it okay if I'm called
Dolores?

-I will make you suffer.
-Strong headaches.

-Head, belly and everything.
-And you?

I really like one called Rebe.

Rebeca.

She is used to being
called Rebe.

It's Rebe.

My daughter, Rebe,
I think she takes

what young people drink
in the parks.

The drugs.

Be careful with drugs,
say no to drugs.

Do you have any previous ideas?

I thought maybe a couple of
widows
or a married couple.

-Uh-huh.
-To go back and forth.

To be in character all the time
and make them from Catalonia.

I'm a little scared,
because after the last
challenge,

Pitita didn't do very good,

but she has the best record,

so I think we can make a good
duo

and look for common ground,
which we sure have.

We understand each other
because we come from the same
place,

but we are a bit out of place
with the rest of the world.

In other words,
we have come to television,

we are very amused by this show,
but we are from the countryside,

I till the land and
my wife picks the tomatoes...

-Okay.
-I don't know.

We have a clear idea, we are
going
to be a typical Catalonian
couple.

We are going to inspire in
our families, grandparents,
uncles,

all the peasants of Catalonia,
and we are going to go there.

And this is going
to work out fine, I feel it.

Are you going to go as a man?

Do we do that
or do you go as a man

and I as a woman
and make the change?

I am super calm and I know
it will turn out well with you.

Hornella is always a safe bet.

So they say.

I know that Hornella had ill
will
against me outside the show,

but here I won her over.

I found a person
who is very similar to me.

Let's see, this is a show
that was made 30 years ago,

So I think it'd be super cool...

To bring something from the
present to
the past.

That mix of the present
and the past together.

We can pick real influencers

and change their names a little.

The ones we don't want
to collaborate with, I guess.

Let's see, do we know
any influencer who is,

I don't know,
who supports the right?

All of them?

We are going to do a critique
of the world of influencers,

what things they like,
what things they think they
like,

what they teach us
and don't want to teach us.

We are going to put all
of that in a c*ck shaker

and we are going to get
ourf characters.

ONE, TWO, DRAGS

One, two, drags

Hello, good evening.

I'm Zayra Gómez Kemp
and one more week

I want to thank you for
unfaithfully
accompanying us,

as it should be, here,
in "One, two, drags."

You can see
our secretaries Inesita and
Pilarín

have everything ready to start.

The envelopes with the
questions,
the pussymeter...

Oh, good evening, Tecla.

Do you have
the calculator ready?

Thank you, girls. Shall we
start?

Bell and it's over!

The Stingy Sisters?

But, ladies, you haven't moved
from the set.

-Ladies, good evening.
-Good evening.

-Here we are, alive and kicking.
-Of course we are alive.

How can we be dead
if our last name is Hurtado?

Oh, that's true too.
Excuse my audacity.

Excuse me and welcome,
Stingy Sisters.

An applause please.

-Thanks, thanks.
-Bravo.

I hope this tribute
tastes like glory.

Tonight, as always, we will have
three pairs of contestants

and I remind you
that you must give us

the greatest number
of correct answers in 40
seconds.

Let's meet the first couple.

-How are you? Good evening.
-Hi.

Tell us your name,
where you come from,

what relationship you have...

I am Rebe.

Not Rebe, Rebeca, I told you
that your name is Rebeca.

Mom, not Rebecca, I'm Rebe.

Or I'll down the street as
Rebeca,
they'll get me and cut me.

And this is my mother, Dolo.

No, Dolores,
I told you I'm Dolores.

Look, I come from Chiclana,

but now we live in the center
of Madrid, in Móstoles.

So you are mother and daughter.

-This is the mother who birthed
me.
-Yeah.

Mother and daughter.
Look how pretty she is.

-And her husband?
-He is at home, he had to work.

-Can I say hello?
-Yes, of course.

Where do I have to look?
Which one? That one.

Pepe, honey, many kisses.
I love you.

Pitita gave me
some prescription glasses

and I can't see anything with
them.
I feel dizzy.

It's like you've had five
Jägers.

And what do you expect to win
here,
in the "One, two, drags"?

We'd like to get some money,

because Yoni left me last week

and I don't know what to do
anymore,
I don't know how to attract him.

Let's see if Yoni
comes back, mom.

Well, let's see if you attract
him
with your intelligence.

Don't worry, here is Rebe

ready to make it and to ditch
anybody who gets in her way.

It's time to meet
our second couple.

Tell us your names, who you are,
where you come from...

Look, we are Chencho Tarradellas
and Teresa Castillo.

Teresa Castells,
my name is Teresa Castells.

Well, I wanted us
to integrate a little bit.

And we met a while ago making
a castell in our castellera
fault.

I work in the field, we have
fields,

-and we have a food store.
- No, groceries.

Oh, sorry, groceries, yes, yes.

The inspiration for this
character
is my father,

taken a bit to the extreme, huh?

There is straw everywhere,
a bit dirty,

and he basically
likes the countryside.

Do you like sardana?
Shall we dance one for you? Can
we?

-Yes, of course you can.
-How was it?

-Did you see it?
-Yes, yes.

It is a very happy dance,
very happy.

Very regional, as you like to
say.

Wonderful.

Since we're making
Catalonian characters,

the good thing is
we can make up words

that nobody is going to
understand,

and I think Supremme is going
to think they're real.

It's time to meet the third
couple
of contestants.

Good evening.

Good evening, Zayra, how are we?

Tell us, who are you
and where do you come from?

-My name Madame Da Cosa.
-And I am María Trombo.

And we've just come directly
from a great event for
influencers

at Villanueva del Trabuco.

Because we are influencers.

We look like your regular girl
next door,

but we're not, we are
influencers.

And what's the relationship
between you two?

We are friends.

We met
on Esther Depósito's birthday.

-And you are residents of...
-La Zorraleja.

La Zorraleja, very good.

Friends and residents
of La Zorraleja, perfect.

Hornella and I are gorgeous

and we have
an amazing slutty faces.

It's as if we had the Valencia
filter
glued to our faces

we are ready to give all we
have.

Well, we can start now.
Good luck.

Pilarín, please.

-Let's go.
-Come on.

-Look at him.
-It's Charly, I know him too.

-No, her name is Pilarín.
-Pilarín?

It's Pilarín.

I have a friend
who is also called Pili.

-Can you take the envelope?
-Yes, excuse me, excuse me.

Which one do I take,
the one above or the one below?

Which one would you take, kid?
Come on, I'll take the top one.

I always like being on top,

you look like you like to go
below.
Well.

It looks Dolo
is becoming slutty like Rebe.

It's just the Pit Crew,
why are you doing this to us?

Oh, so cute, so handsome,
all of them so beefy.

I'm sure they eat
chicken breast and rice.

Wearing boobs
is as free a decision

as the simple fact of dedicating
yourself to being a drag queen.

Tell us, for 25 pesetas
for each correct answer,

objects that could
be used as breasts.

For example,
a peach from Calanda.

One, two, drags,
answer or leave.

-A peach from Calanda.
-A peach from Calanda.

-Two pairs of socks.
-Two pairs of socks.

-Two pairs of onions.
-Two pairs of onions.

-Two pairs of maxi pads.
-Two pairs of maxi pads.

-Some condoms filled with water.
-Condoms filled with water.

Some condoms full of...

-Almond milk
-Condoms filled with almond
milk.

I'm doing it kind of regular,
because
I'm getting nervous.

f*ck it, let's give in to life
and whatever will be, will be.

-Two dead girls.
-Two dead girls.

-Two melons.
-Two melons.

-Two pieces of watermelons.
-Two pieces of watermelons.

-Some pears.
-Some pears.

Bell and you screwed up!

Look, and we have
two very good answers, huh?

-Two t*ts.
-No, no, four t*ts.

Yours and mine.

Four well-placed boobs
are four more boobs than four.

Boobs on now.

Well, we have six now.
Clap your hands. Bravo, bravo.

Tecla, whenever you want,
please.

Miss Zayra, 11 correct answers

at 25 pesetas each,

makes a total of 2.75 pesetas.

-No.
-How is it going to be 2.75?

-No no. Wait.
-Tecla, 25 by 11.

Two seven five.

You can't read that? 275.

Where did you find this child?

Good thing he's cute,
but he can't even add two plus
two.

Question for couple two.

If there is a language rich
in words, that is Spanish.

Well, that's your opinion.

There are many instruments
where you blow to produce music,

but if you blow a beef whistle,
that's something else entirely.

Tell us, for 25 pesetas
each correct answer,

names by which the p*nis is
known.

For example, the beef whistle.

One, two, drags,
answer or leave.

Come on. The beef whistle.

The beef whistle.

-The d*ck.
-The d*ck.

Oh, I'm blushing. The fuet.

-The fuet.
-The Catalan sausage.

The Catalan sausage.

-The farmer's sausage.
-The farmer's sausage.

They asked us
for synonyms for p*nis,

so we started to look at our
diet,

some typical food,
some escudella, some espetec...

-The langoustine.
-The langoustine.

I've gone blank, sorry,
I'm getting very nervous.

-You can help her with gestures.
-Gestures, gestures.

Mime.

Oh, put your weenie in.

-The eggplant.
-The eggplant.

-The cucumber.
- The cucumber, sir.

Gestures, gestures.

This looks so easy on TV.

Oh. The hard straw?

Hard straw?

Oh, my.

Bell and you screwed up!

More than one answer
sounded like filler,

don't think you can fool me.

This lady is an idiot.

Well, now we are going to know
how many correct answers you
got,

this second couple.

-Tecla, please.
-Yes, Miss Zayra.

Nine correct answers,
at 25 pesetas each,

makes a total of 225.



So much money.

That's nothing,
that's like 6,000 euros, right?

Or 600?

Let's go with the question
for couple number three.

Mischief is one of the best
weapons

for the hard task of seduction,

but it can also be
a double-edged sword.

Let's put the g*ns aside
and focus on the spiciness.

And tell us for 25 pesetas
each correct answer

things that itch,
such as a hair in the throat.

One, two, drags,
answer or leave.

-A hair in the throat.
-A chili pepper.

A chili pepper.

-Chili.
-Chili.

-Powder.
-Powder.

Does it itch
if your friend unfollows you?

Does it itch
if your friend unfollows you?

-A bedbug.
-A bedbug.

I think I'm in the real
"One, two, three,"

I'm giving real answers,

instead of fooling around.

-Hairs on adhesive tape.
-Hairs on tape.

Oh...

You can help with gestures.

Bell and you screwed up!

If you have an itch, go for it.

This couple has done so well

that yours truly is fainting.

Tecla, let's see
the correct answers.

I'm so nervous.

Tecla.

My goodness, what a night.

-I messed up.
-Really?

I can't believe it.

What am I hearing on my
earpiece?

Look where the sl*t
has the earpiece.

Miss Zayra, ten correct answers,

-at 25 pesetas each...
-How difficult, how much is it?



Very good, very good, Tecla.

Kelly and Hornella
have a good chemistry

and I think they're
being very funny.

They are divine and I think
they are our biggest
competition.

Which couple will win?
Which two will want to k*ll
them?

Will they play a relay race?
No, they will play an egg race.

Couples, welcome
to the elimination round

of "One, Two, Drags."

In each of those nests
there are a dozen eggs.

You will take an egg
from the nest and say,

"I have the hard-boiled egg
and it's this one."

And immediately you'll break it
on your mate's forehead.

You have to be
the first ones to find

the only hard-boiled egg in each
of the baskets. Is it clear?

Then, face each other

and let the battle
of the eggs begin.

We know
this is our opportunity

to give absolutely everything
and go crazy.

And on top of that, we have
eggs,
Kelly and me.

I mean, this is going to be...
It can't end well.

You have many more followers
than me, I really wanted to do
this.

I have a hard-boiled egg
and it's this one.

Do you have something
against your partner?

Because I noticed you hit her
hard.

We are still good friends.

Well you know what? I do this
so that you lose followers,

like in those livestreams
during the pandemic

that you did drunk.

The eggs Hornella is throwing at
me
are reaching the Hurtado
sisters.

Hornella, please stop.

-But you haven't said the line.
-You are a pig.

I have a hard boiled egg
and it's this one.

-What a pity.
-You are a pig.

Hornella and Kelly
are giving each other some sh*t.

I don't know what internal
conflicts
they might have, what hurt
feelings,

but they are solving them real
hard.

-Second couple, whenever you
want.
-Tinc un ou dur i és aquest.

No, I have a hard-boiled egg
and it's this one.

They don't understand us here.

-Okay.
-Come on.

I have a hard-boiled egg
and it's this one, come on.

Oh, sorry, honey, I'm sorry.

This one is hard
like Macareno's.

Macareno? What Macareno?
My friend Macareno?

You caught me.

Do you remember
the Granollers festivities?

He showed me the calçot
and you know how that makes me.

Oh my gosh, I can't believe it.

I have a hard-boiled egg
and it's this one.

-No, it's not hard!
-No, no.

Pitita is awesome.

I'd hook up with that
countryman.

Third couple, it's your turn.

I have the hard-boiled egg
and it's this one.

-I sh*t on my f*cking mother.
-What a pity.

Lady, she has sh*t on you.

For leaving me
without pay last weekend.

-The phrase.
-Yes, look.

I have a hard boiled egg
and it's this one.

Well, it wasn't.

As my daughter is so cheap,
I must confess

I gave Yoni a blowie.

-You too?
-Yeah.

Witch!

The hairdo cushions it.

Can you tell me what's in that
wig,
is it waterproof?

It's better than Formula 1
helmets.

What a pig you are.

There's no hard-boiled egg, huh?

Is it one of your tricks?

We wouldn't.

-And who wins now?
-You.

The hostesses started to throw
eggs
at us too, so come on, give it
all.

I do this...

Pig, I'm coming for you.

I'm freaking out, I see Pitita
on the floor with her mustache
off,

the girdle in the crotch,
lying on the floor,

and honestly
I'm having a great time.

Hey, come on. Hey, come on.
Hey, let's go again.

Hey, we're coming.
Hey, we're coming with the
drags.

You are a pig!

Kelly ends on the floor
surrounded by eggs,

I mean, her wildest erotic
fantasy.

That long-legged wretched.

We were all there fooling
around,

but it was really cool
to lose control for a while,

it's been a lot of fun.

Bell and it's over.

ONE, TWO, DRAGS

ELIMINATION DAY

-And where do we like eggs?
-Here, here and here.

Delicious!

You're so filthy.

A new day in the werkroom,
today I promise I won't cry.

Wow, I'll probably cry today.

How did you feel
in yesterday's challenge?

-I had a good time.
-Me too.

When I came in and saw
the Hurtados sisters,

something inside me began
to play "One, two, three" for
real.

I felt like a real contestant.

It was shocking to see
the Hurtados live, huh?

It was awesome seeing them.

It was something to go high,
and I think we did it.

Whatever happens,
I had a good time yesterday.

And that's important, really.

The truth is that we are all
calm,
we all think that we did super
well,

but what are they going to tell
us?
Surprise.

Let's get ready now, or will be
time
and we won't make it.

María Peláe will come here
and we won't be ready, let's go.

It's true,
we have to be cute for her too.

-Let's fix these faces...
-For the eyebrows.

Are we all girls here? Yes,
right?

-Is everyone here?
-Oh, everyone.

For example, what gender
do you identify with?

The issue about gender
is something

I sometimes feel a bit a
conflict,

because I feel often the need
to define ourselves

is imposed upon us.

I don't care about gender,
it doesn't matter to me,

I am me
and I don't need to put a label,

although I understand some
people
need it and it suits them.

But I think it's more of a need
from society to label and
control us

than a real need from us
to limit and box ourselves.

And for example,
what about your families?

Have you talked about these
issues?

Have you ever been asked?

I haven't really got to the
issue
of gender with my family,

because I feel they're still

in the process of understanding
more basic things,

so I haven't got there yet.

The person who maybe
has always best understood me

and never judged me
has been my sister,

-and she has Down syndrome.
-Really?

Yes. She's always been the first
who's been okay with everything.

My sister has
much more wisdom in life

than many of us,
because she naturalizes
everything.

Everything is fine for her,
everything
is positive,

everything is happiness.

The first day I introduced her
to my boy,

she said, "Who is he, a friend?"
I said, "No, my boyfriend."

And she says: "Oh, how nice,
he's handsome."

Life is easier than all
the extra crap we put on it.

In fact, I really find it funny,

because she had a boyfriend too,

and I'd ask her,
"How are you with your
boyfriend?"

"Very good". And then,
"I don't have a boyfriend
anymore,

I have a girlfriend".

And then another day,
"How's your girlfriend?"

"Great, now I'm back
with my boyfriend too."

"But with both of them?" She
says,
"Yes, because one is at school,

and the other where I go
dancing."

Wonderful.

She is more revolutionary
than any of us.

All the theories you want to
invent,

-she's already gone back and
forth.
-She brought bigamy back.

If people could see others
with the same eyes as my sister,

there would be no w*r,

intolerance, racism,
h*m*, prejudice...

It would be all easy,
all yes, all good.

Honestly, the other day
you were splendid.

-Did you like it?
-I loved it, girls.

It was phenomenal,
I have to thank you personally,

because those are topics
that are not talked about,

neither much nor well, usually.

You talk about it with your
friends

on Sundays
when you meet up for a beer.

Or when you need to go to the
clinic
to see what's wrong with you.

But do you call your friend
when you have to go to the
clinic

or do you go crazy alone
not knowing what to do?

Especially the first few times,
you go crazy.

When they detected me,
it was my family doctor

and he said, "Now go home and
I'll refer you to the
specialist."

And then, when I went
to the specialist doctor...

the horror.

In other words,
the coldest person in the world,

who gives you some statistics
and some names and things

and you don't know
what he is talking about.

So you nod like, okay.

And you go back home,
alone, totally scared.

I didn't have much sexual
education
when I was young

and I learned the hard way,

finding myself alone in a
hospital
asking what was wrong with me,

not knowing the solution
or who to contact

and above all, friends
who also didn't know what to do

when I told them these things.

Now you have all the information
much more accessible,

go to it and you'll spare
yourselves
many problems.

The sexual education I had
was a lady arriving at school

telling you how to put on a
condom.

I didn't even have that.

All I had was a sign next
to the "Put it on" cover.

That was my sex education,
an advertisement.

"Put it on you, put it on him."

Thank you. I don't know
what government it was,

but thank you.
It was very useful.

I would have loved it if,
when I was 15, someone had told
me,

"If you like to be top,
you have to do this and this,

and keep in mind
that the bottom does this."

Or the other way around.

And especially to understand
that a sexual partner

is a two persons issue,
or whatever number,

and that everything
has to be consented.

And everyone has to enjoy it.

But obviously also, if there was
only
one q*eer in the class,

why would we talk about that
in sex education?

Sex education in Spain is real
bad,
it has to be updated,

and for this there are
organizations
that are giving their full
support,

so now you have all the
information
you can find anywhere.

Use it and enjoy sex.

There's something very strong
with all this sexual education

and it is the feeling of guilt
we have been made to feel...

-For being sexual beings.
-Totally.

For living. Because in the end,
sexually transmitted infections

are bacteria or viruses
that enter our body

and that live in nature and
we have been made to feel very
bad.

Hospitals need more staff

who understand the situation
we're going through

and who don't judge us,

so please, get it together,
autonomous communities.

Hey!

Welcome to the main stage
of "Drag Race Spain."

Today we give free rein
to illusion and magic,

because whoever is born with it
doesn't need any tricks.

And my members of the jury have
it.

-Javier Ambrossi.
-Hello, chochonaut.

What would you turn me into
with your wand?

I'm thinking a little pig...

-I already am.
-A vixen?

-I am that, too.
-A b*tch?

Too.

Aa ladybug?

I don't know what to say
that you aren't already.

Ana Locking, what would you
rather
have a magician do to you,

cut you in half
or make you disappear?

Well, the truth is what I most
like

is a good set of hands.

A put in, take out.

-That's something else.
-Nothing here, nothing there.

And my chief prestidigitator,
Javier Calvo,

and also, legend goes

if you can say "prestidigitator"
three times in a row,

the person next to you
gives you a kiss.

-Yeah?
-Come on.

-Without tongue.
-Better, so we don't get turned
on.

And our special guest judge
has no trick,

she's pure illusion.
María Peláe, bravo.

-Ole, honey.
-Welcome, my darling.

Are you one of those who believe
that you can live on illusion?

Yes, either looking to the
future or
to the past, even if it's made
up.

An honor to have you here,
María, a pleasure.

The honor is mine.

Today we have asked
the queens to inspire us

with their looks on the catwalk.
Will there be magic?

Will any of them
pull the rabbit out of the top
hat?

Racers, start your engines
and may the best drag queen win.

The category is "Illusion."

Vania Vainilla.

Today on the catwalk
I present to you madness.

The madness that is to be
insulted
every day on the street

and it's represented in my suit
with h*m* slurs.

She's not crazy, she's up to
here.

I go out with a mask
covering my face.

Well.

And when I take off that mask,

the true person I am is
revealed.

A great woman
who takes off all those words

and when she shines,
only the beautiful words stand
out.

Finding Neon.

Pride, respect,
visibility, love, equality...

Just illuminate
the words that get to you.

Vania in the dark room.

Clover Bish.

On this catwalk my illusion
is a motomami astronaut.

I'm showing an optical illusion

and I believe there's nothing
better
than a couple of legs up.

Eat my p*ssy between six.

-Houston, we have a problem.
-Apussy 12.

Apussy 12.

Are there sluts on Mars?

The judges are a little shocked,
but I'm having a blast,

because I'm about to take off
to planet Drag.

Star sl*t.

Oops, she has a problem
with her legs, they open up.

I feel fun,
it's a very campy look,

I'm wearing my two braids
with Clover's signature.

Give it up
for the motomami astronaut?

Star Trek
and the middle one falls off.

Chochonaut.

Of course.

Bestiah.

Today on the catwalk
I'm bringing you the most
beastly look

that you've ever seen
in your whole f*cking life.

I'm a six-armed bug
that's ripping its guts out.

Give me a hand, friend.

The illusion of this suit
is an impossible body

tearing itself apart
and pulling out its own guts.

In other words, today I am me
multiplied by 10,000 and living
it.

Basic intestine.

This one is asking
for a colonoscopy.

Please, no anesthesia.

I feel powerful,
I feel beastly,

I feel drag,
everything I want to be.

I have lived all these years

only to come now and wear this
suit
that I'm showing you.

An orgy gone wrong.

Kelly Roller.

-The comeback.
-The comeback.

Today on the catwalk
I come as Zeus in drag,

with a lightning bolt in my hand
and thunderstorm in the clouds

that cover my skates to do
this illusion, fortune-telling.

The lightning bolt that never
stops.

Oops, what's shining?
Oops, look at the lightning.

She's uploading files to the
cloud.

I'm wearing a wig, which looks
like another cloud on my head,

with maximum volume,
maximum backcombing,

and this makeup,
which is wonderful,

with storm-effect contact lenses
to leave you mesmerized.

A neighbor torments him.

Lightning flashes
out of her p*ssy, I love it.

She's a torment of woman.

I feel gorgeous,
I feel empowered,

I'm showing a strong woman
who can annihilate everything.

Nice storm.

There's something
going on under her dress.

They are low storms.

Pitita.

Oh, Melchior.

I appear on the catwalk
like a queen from the Middle
Ages.

And what happened at night
when the court went to sleep?

Whoa, I open up and I'm wearing
a leopard bodysuit.

Two beers, please.

She has laser eyes.

And when the lights go out,

a bunch of lasers
come out of my body,

because at night there was
a little bit of free will

and there was a little more
action
than the poise of the day.

What a sl*t of lights.

And it's a very strong moment,

because of course I like
something very expensive,

perfect, everything well
fitting, very
luxurious

and with all the elements
that I like.

Hornella Góngora.

I am a desperate bride
who never got married,

she went partying and got crazy.

-I smells scorching.
- Oh, poor thing.

The bouquet is a bouquet
of beautiful preserved flowers,

like me, a preserved flower
in time thanks to botox.

Yeah!

-I won't get married...
-Or k*ll myself.

I'm giving the jury everything
I have inside, even my heart.

But there she is still alive.

You slit your chest,
you take out your heart

and you stay much calmer.

g*y's Anatomy.

I am showing a much more
dramatic Hornella,

full of anxiety,

which is what each show
produces in me.

Queens, thank you very much
for that magical catwalk.

Now we're going to hear
what the judges have to say.

Well start with Vania Vanilla.

Vania, for me drag has
an entertainment dimension,

but also a social dimension.
And today, with this dress,

you're capturing
that social dimension,

because you're talking
about a wall,

a wall where to dump
all those insults

and that hard material
of the dress

allows us to see the illusion
of that wall, on the other hand.

I think it's a great look
and you defended it very well.

During the challenge
I had the feeling

that you were not trusting


I think you went
in and out of character.

But when she entered,
she did so with art.

That's why we got so mad
you didn't let yourself go
anymore.

Because every time you came in,
I thought, "Wow, you'll see."

You were already waiting
for the next one.

Let's go to Clover now.

Clover, you were great,
in character, very funny.

I think Pitita and you
managed to do

what is expected
of a challenge like this,

which is to take the archetypes
that we can show in drag

and take them to something
surreal
and to something that is your
own.

I loved it, I really liked it.

And small details
like not letting go of the bag,

like a lady, at all times
with the bag hanging.

And believing the character
from beginning to end,

so I loved it.

It's undeniable you were great
in the challenge.

As for the look,
is it super dramatic? Yeah.

But for me there is a line
between camp and costume.

I think if the braids weren't
there,

which add that camp touch,
that drag touch,

it would have looked
more like a costume

than like a campy runway look.

Bestiah.

I think, Bestiah,
you wanted to make a cheap girl,

but it was just a cheap girl
and that's it.

You need more wit.

Your mates, the Catalonians,

they did a great job
resting on the answers

to tell their character.

They are Catalonian
and so they say "Catalan
sausage"

and the answers
are Catalonian things

and they're not things
that would be real answers.

This was not in your answers.

We're very close to the final,
so we are splitting hairs.

And mother daughter were roles
to shine from the beginning

and there is something
which is inherent proof

which is that you
can prepare the characters,

but you can't prepare
the answers.

Right. However, on the catwalk,
that sense of theatricality,

that isn't so sharp in
challenges
that need more interpretation,

here it's reinforced by a sense
of perfect finishes.

Look, how beautiful
everything is linked,

the shoes, the mesh,
the hands...

They aren't just toy hands
you found lying around.

These are hands that are made
precisely for that look.

Everything is perfect.

Kelly Roller,
the comeback of the season,

we're going to talk to you.

Kelly, I'm going to tell you
the truth about how I feel.

In the challenge you were one
of my favorites and then this.

We have a wonderful Kelly
from the neck up, gorgeous,

wearing a great wig,
everything is perfect,

and from the neck down... Oh,
Kelly.

The materials look
so poor and so basic.

And the resources
aren't elevated, they aren't
witty,

the resources are very simple.

In the end the whole look is
so simplified that it doesn't
work.

And it's annoying,
because we see yourself floating

and we say,
"How could this have been

with a different execution,
more solid?"

Pitita Queen.

Pitita, one of the great choices
of "Drag Race Spain"

was that you became
that gentleman peasant.

Bravo.

I can't tell you how much
you made me laugh.

You managed to create
a classic sketch

of surrealism, improvisation,
fun...

And I also want
to highlight the richness

that you have brought
to the character,

the way the beard was painted,
the way you put the straw,

the clothes you chose to wear,
everything,

each one of the things you
chose.

Even the straw in the mouth.

It added gestures all the time.

The gestures, the voice, I want
to highlight how you put your
legs,

how you knew that this was going
to help you, that is pure
intuition.

As for the look,

many things remind me
of Hussein Chalayan

because of the lasers,
because it's a good balance

between the historical
and the contemporary.

And you also debate a bit there
on all your catwalks,

you get the classic
in the way of creating corsets,

of fitting them, see
how well your body is
structured,

and then you give it a twist.

-Hornella Góngora.
-Good evening.

I loved your sketch.

It could have been
much more specific,

with more influencer stuff,
you could have had cell phones,

a million other things,
but you were funny.

The dumb blonde,
how you threw eggs at each
other...

I loved it.

I think today's look
isn't the most elaborate,

-but I think you're beautiful.
-Thank you.

I really like the story
you are telling in this look,

I really like this burnt bride,

a bit abandoned to her fate

because fate
has abandoned her, too.

And the twist you gave to it.

Something that is illusion and
you made a disillusion, right?

It's that story
that reaches a point...

-Very well done, very pretty.
-She followed the story.

-All marriages.
-Thanks a lot.

Queens, thank you very much
to all of you.

And now, before the jury meets,

I'm going to ask you who you
think
should drop out of the
competition

and why.

Vania.

In this case, I can't choose
any of my mates.

-I would say that me.
-Why?

Because they are like my
daughters.
And I can't.

They are your daughters,
but they are also your
competition.

Well.

I don't see them as competition,
I don't want to see them like
that.

According to the evaluations
you gave us today,

I should be at the bottom.

Clover.

It's so complicated.

Bestiah and Vania

were the weakest in the
challenge

and I'm going to say,
based on the look,

that the one I like the most
is Bestiah's,

so I say to you, Vania,
but you know that I admire you

and you are my everything.
I love you, I'm sorry.

Bestiah.

Based a little
on the history of the show

and the journey we've had,

I think I would have
to choose my partner Kelly,

because I give a lot
of importance to aesthetics,

the look, the character
and all that,

and in that case,

right now I don't see her
getting there yet.

Kelly.

Damn, I'm really sorry,
but I won't go for the drama,

or it wouldn't be me.

So I'm going to name Pitita,
although I love her very much,

but she's already very rich.

Because she's won three
challenges and
she has a lot to be happy with,

so I'm sorry,
but this is my decision.

I love you very much.

Pitita.

Well, it's a difficult time,
really.

Just based on the fact
that we've all survived every
week

and worked every week,

I'm going to say Kelly.

She did a great challenge today,
I don't think it'd be fair,

but I don't know where to start.
So that's it, sorry.

Hornella.

I, because of the path
we've all been going through,

and because I know she wants to
be
this edition's power bottom,

I'm going to say Kelly Roller,

to be fair to everything
we've all been through together.

Queens, thank you very much
to the six of you.

The judges and I
are going to deliberate.

You can leave the stage,
thank you very much.

Thank you, girls.

Well, how are you?

-We knew this was coming.
-The question.

The million dollar question.

This question sucks
like a cathedral.

And in my case I said Kelly
because I think that mentally,

she and I, we are the two people

who can better take
certain criticisms.

Hey, I have to say I'm not
angry,
this is a great level.

And I feel happy and proud
to share it with you,

even though
I came riding on a cloud.

But I'm super happy, you don't
know
how moving it is to see you.

You are awesome, really,
you have to be very happy.

-I don't want to see you cry,
Vania.
-I'm a big crybaby.

I can't.

Don't cry, my love.

I'd tell Vania to relax.

This is a contest, she's made it
almost to the final

and she's shown
everything she knows.

This is already a victory.

To me, my gift has been all of
you.

f*ck.

And I'm super happy to have made
it
this far with you.

I mean, I...

My head goes like this.

One moment I think,
do I want to stay? Yeah.

Do I want to fight any of you?
No.

And it's too much.

At these times I'd grab my
things
and storm out the door.

I'd rather go than any of them.

-Vania, want to apologize to
you.
-What for?

You don't need to apologize to
me.

It was a very difficult question
and you helped me and...

Nothing happens, I...

That's it, you're wonderful.

You're going
to have an amazing career.

Clover, you're absolutely right,
send me home.

Clover is my girl and I love
her.

And you forgive everything
to a daughter.

Even if she wants
to send me home to wash.

I wanted to thank you, Vania.

I don't care what they told us,

I had a great time with you

and I felt very supported.

I wanted you to have a good
time.

And I saw you
all the time with me, helping
me.

I wouldn't have been able
to do what I did

if it hadn't been for you.
And I wanted to thank you.

I'm sorry if at any time
I may have been an obstacle

for you to go further.

I wanted you to shine.

Guys, it's just one more
challenge.

You are all wonderful,
we are all wonderful.

Okay?

And we don't know
what's going to happen.

And you have to remember
everything you've done,

the six of us have come this far

and we've done it f*cking great.

I didn't expect to find
so many friends

and especially not one like you.

You are a pig.

I'll look for designers.
It's okay, we have Pitita.

I came here
with a very competitive mindset,

and it fell all over.

What we live here is so strong

and in the end we understand
each other so much

and see the work we do

that there are no
words to describe it.

Let's not get ahead of anything
and whatever will be, will be.

Other than that,
congratulations.

How do you feel with all the
beautiful
things you've been told?

Happy, happy that we Catalonians

have been of use, in the end.

I had never made
a male character before,

especially not one who is
the antithesis of Pitita.

I'm very happy,
because I came here thinking

maybe I would be better
at some things

and i'm realizing that other
things I
didn't think I could do well,

I'm getting them done.

I don't know, I'm super happy.

The comments about the look hurt
me,

because I think I'm
a very cool astronaut, honey.

Would I like to win the
challenge?
Yeah.

But the truth is I'm satisfied
with being on the top.

Oh, my, I don't even want to see
you
in a few months.

You're going to be eating
all of us with potatoes.

But come on, you have a career
in front of you... We all know
it.

It will be so nice to see it.

By your side. Call us.

We're all going to rock it
when we get out of here,

we're a wonderful cast.

We're together,

and we're all favoring each
other
as much as possible, I think.

Judges, this is
no time for illusions,

but for realities.

Let's talk about Vania Vanilla.

Vania has not been
the mother that we all expected,

because we expected
an extreme.

Later, on the catwalk and
when preparing for the
challenge,

she nailed it, really.

She nailed her mom look,

that egg-bouncing hair
we all loved,

and then, on the catwalk, the
story
she told was very emotional

and very well told,
it was very well recreated.

Yes, I liked her.

I wonder if what we saw
when we asked who has to go home

is the same thing that we told
her
in other challenges.

That is, there is a feeling
of not getting wet,

and to interpret
you have to get wet.

You have to open up,
to break yourself.

Fear won't let her.

It's fear that keeps her
holding back all the time.

And it shows.

Clover Bish.

The look, I agree with you,
was almost like a costume.

My thing with Clover is that she
was
fantastic in the challenge,

polished, simple but funny,
witty, with a lot of truth...

In character all the time.

And she created a character
very simply.

Remember when we told her,

"The moment you know who you are
and take your tools,

you'll go much further."

And she understood that
and from that moment

she has been rising like foam.

What about Bestiah?

When you have to face
an improvisation,

it's great to have tools
and to have prepared it,

but then you have to let go
and let yourself go.

Interpretation is relaxation.

And comedy,
above all, is relaxation.

She's always very tense,
always fighting with her head,

-but I feel that she evolves.
-But she gets it.

And then, she's impeccable
on the catwalks.

She has skill in her looks,
she has imagination,

she has a narrative.

Her look was one of the best
ones,

but I think she was the worst
in the challenge.

Kelly Roller.

Well, the other way around,

she was one of the best
in the challenge,

or she was really shining, at
least,

and instead on the catwalk...
Damn.

Kelly, with that face,
she's selling you everything.

And wit what she's telling.

But it's true that she fails a
lot
on the catwalk.

Pitita Queen.

Pitita Queen,
not only has she helped Clover

to find where Clover's humor is,

but also she's given us
an unforgettable moment.

She was brilliant.

What I love the most about the
way
she faced the challenge

is that she was giving us
a man of her town,

with the beard, and she never
stopped
being Pitita.

She has a very teen
and very tender humor.

-Yes.
-And very straight.

But she took it to the
character,
because the man was also like
that.

-Yes, he was very straight.
-It was straight, it was
straight.

It doesn't matter everything,
she didn't look anywhere,

all the time she was searching.

The position of the legs, the
voice.

And how polished she always is
in everything she does.

Hornella Góngora.

I think Hornella was very good
in the challenge,

but she didn't finish her
proposal
as well as the Catalonians have.

And her look...

She wasn't one of the best,
but she wasn't the worst either.

I like it
from that dramatic point,

she magnifies it
and tells a story,

but I always feel
she has her brake on.

-Yes, the same feeling as Vania.
-Silence.

Have we made a decision yet?

-Yes.
-Yes, right?

Bring me the girls.

Welcome back, queens.

The judges and I have
deliberated
and come to a decision.

Pitita Queen.

A hard truth
is better than a false illusion.

Clover Bish. Taking firm steps
is what really gets us forward.

Pitita Queen, condragulations,
you are the winner of today's
show

and you get another 2,500 euros.

Congratulations.

Thank you very much, really.

-You can go back, thanks.
-Congratulations.

Winning four times?
More than Carmen, than Sharonne?

I mean, hello?

I can't believe it,
honestly, it's so strong.

Clover Bish, you're safe.
You can go back with your
partner.

Thank you.

Flying.

Hornella Góngora.

Thank you for inviting us
to that wedding,

either we talk now
or forever hold our peace.

You are safe,
you can go with your mates.

Bestiah,
is your mask tragic or comic?

Kelly Roller, does your
lightning
fascinate or destroy?

Vania Vainilla,

will your own words
save you or sacrifice you?

Vania Vainilla.

You are safe, you can go back
with your mates.

No.

No.

No.

No.

But don't you want to fight
for the crown, Vania?

f*ck.

Be strong.

No, I have to be here.

We love you very much.
Be calm and enjoy.

-No.
-Enjoy.

Yes, honey.

I feel I've dragged Bestiah
to the bottom.

It is our decision, Vania,
now we are going to justify it,

we are going to explain
how we have reached this
conclusion.

You can go back with your mates.

Vania and I have helped each
other
and we have done a very good
job,

we have been there
for each other all the time.

And we have done a super cool
job,
nobody is guilty.

Bestiah, we consider you had
a very good catwalk look

and a rather weak challenge.

Kelly, the opposite
is the case with you.

We consider that you had
a good challenge

and a weak runway look
compared to the rest of your
peers.

That's why tonight you two
are going to face

the elimination lip sync.

Two queens are in front of me.

Tonight you are going to
interpret
María Peláe's song "La niña."

We hope you fill the stage
with illusion.

This is your last chance
to impress us

and save yourself from
elimination.

Well, it is what it is.

I'm not going to stay still,
I'm going to blow up the stage,

as I always do
and know how to do.

Whatever will be will be,
but I'm going to give all I got.

It's time to lip sync

for your life.

Take a good look at me,
because I come prepared.

Girls, pay attention
to the lip sync,

because you're going to drop
dead.

Good luck and don't screw it up.

["La Niña" by María Peláe]

Bestiah, I didn't expect it at
all,
she's giving it her all.

And I'm seeing Kelly
in that horrible bodysuit,

but with her ruffle,
her polka dots, her wig
rebuild...

She looks like Melody.

Clown!

Come on!

Bravo!

-Well done, girls!
-Oh, my God.

-How wonderful, my God.
-Bravo!

-Those girls.
-Bravo!

Queens, condragulations
to both of you.

I'll see what the judges decide
and I'll tell you right away.

Kelly Roller.

Shantay, you stay.

Bestiah.

We're so sorry, honey.

But be sure you have the weapons
to rebuild your illusion.

But now... sashay away.

Thank you very much, really,
for having welcomed a "mostra"
here.

And I want to give a message
to all the people

who have ever been told there
was
something wrong inside them

or who have felt rejected
for being different

or have not found their place.

Keep listening
to that small voice inside you

that tells you
you have something special,

let it shout loud,
let it shout rebels

and don't let anyone stop you.

Let your roar be louder
than any barrier.

And now yes, the time has come.

Release the beasts!

Right now I don't even know
what I feel,

I have a whirlwind in my head.

On the one hand, I'm happy
with what I have done,

but at the same time
I really wanted more.

It was time a "mostra"
got to the final,

but hey, I couldn't make it.

But come on, don't think

that I'll stay still
when I get out of here.

I take 2,500 euros from the
show,

I take all my friends,
who I hope are suffering for me,

and I personally took care

of leaving with puppy dog eyes

to make sure they're suffering.

I won't leave and leave them
so content.

If I suffer, so do they.

I want to be remembered
as the extreme freak,

the rock star everyone wants

and as the "mostra"
that has come to this world

to break all the barriers
and all the rules that exist

and to make a new world.

See you later, sluts.

It's our hour,
the hour of the beasts.

And, fellows, we are
unstoppable.

Let no one ever stop you,
long live the "mostras."

I want to see you all like this,
b*tches.

If anyone has a problem,
I'm from Leganés,

call me, I'll come
and beat their faces.

Who cares what I do?

Who cares what I say?

This is how I am
and I will stay like that.

And I will never change!

Let the music play!

Next week on "Drag Race
Spain"...

Queens, today's Maxi Challenge

will be another of the most
iconic
"Drag Race", the makeover.

Come on, please,
the group of maintenance
employees,

who today you will have
to turn into Sweeperellas.

A full-fledged queen mother
is going to come through this
door.

It's me, Valentina.

What's this?

I'm really going to sh*t myself.

It's her, she's beautiful.
I can't, I can't.

I feel you've been hypergenerous
with your partner.

I love makeup so much,
it looks spectacular on both.

I think from the neck up
you are wonderful.

From the neck down, complicated.

It's true that the look
is a bit of a disaster.

Nothing, I won't win today.