09x10 - The Unseen Bits of Series 9

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Good evening and welcome to
a very special edition

of previously unseen clips from
this series of Would I Lie To You.

Joining Lee Mack tonight,

Jo Brand, Ade Edmondson,

James Acaster, Mark Bonner,

Sara Pasco, Steve Davis,

Ore Oduba, Cariad Lloyd

and Gabby Logan.

And joining David Mitchell,

Claude Littner, Kimberly Wyatt,

Claudia Winkleman, Fay Ripley,

Jordan Stephens, Stacey Solomon,

David Baddiel, Craig Parkinson

and Sheila Hancock.

And we begin with Round 1,
Home Truths, where our

panellists each read out a statement
from the card in front of them.

To make things harder, they've
never seen the card before,

they have no idea what
they'll be faced with.

It's up to the opposing team
to sort the fact from the fiction,

and we're starting tonight with Jo.

OK.

I once got on the tube with
a live pigeon in my pocket.

David's team.

Why was the pigeon in your pocket?
It was quite badly injured.

Oh, so you were being
a Good Samaritan to pigeons?

Ish, I was a bit peckish.

You hadn't yet decided,
it could go either way.

What had happened to the pigeon?

What had happened to it? Yeah.

Went very nicely with
some roast potatoes...

No, no, I took it,

I took it to, actually to
the local vets when I got home.

So, where did you find...?

It was lying on the pavement.

And what was the nature
of the garment,

in the pocket of which
you placed the pigeon?

It was a clown's outfit.

And it's your own fault for
standing on it in the first place

with your big feet.

It was a duffle coat,
a duffle coat.

A duffle coat.

But did you think about
just carrying it

or did you think
I'll put it in my pocket?

Cos if it's a pigeon
that's struggling,

I think it's probably
causing it more pain.

It wasn't, it was beyond
struggling it was, it was...

A dead pigeon.
A dead pigeon? No.

It was, it was kind of
really knackered and...

Can I ask,
were you going to somewhere

when this happened
or were you going back home?

I was going to somewhere.

So, you went to a meeting,

possibly a high level
TV meeting, about...

There are other places
available, David. No, not...

I'm just guessing,
with a pigeon in your pocket.

I like the fact you
gave it two options,

a meeting or a
high level TV meeting.

I'm trying to imagine.

I was going to the local hospital
to have a smear.

Oh! Wow.

While it was in your pocket,
did it start flapping?

No. So, it... It was
just completely quiet,

but not dead, in your pocket.

Did you have some seed
in your pocket?

Of course she did!
We all carry emergency Trill.

What are you thinking?
Kimberly, does it,

does it have
the ring of truth for you?

I think it's a lie.
I've saved a pigeon before

and it was quite badly hurt.

Oh, here we go.
And it was really flappy.

Am I the only person
that hasn't saved a pigeon?

I haven't. No, I haven't.

I have a hard time believing
it would sit in the pocket.

What were the circumstances for you,
Kimberly?

I was at my flat.
My now husband was gone, and I...

I'm sorry to hear that.
LAUGHTER

Very brave of you
to talk about it on the show.

There was a lot of commotion
outside, so I went to look

and there was a pigeon struggling.

I was worried to touch it because
I thought of diseases and things,

so I left it... Oh, me, me, me!

..and I had to go away and think
about what to do.

So, what did you do?
I Tweeted about it.

Tweeted?!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Beautiful! Beautiful!

Did he Tweet back?

Well, somebody did and they sent
a cab to get the pigeon

to take it to the Wildlife
Foundation to save it.

I really don't believe this.
LAUGHTER

So, what are you thinking, David?

Well, Kimberly, what do you think?
Do you think it's true?

I just think it's a lie. You think
it's a lie? I think it's a lie.

Lie? I think we think it's a lie.

OK, you're saying lie.
Jo, truth or lie?

It is...a lie.

APPLAUSE

Claudia, you're up next.
Good! A-hem!

It once took four people
to rescue me

after I got stuck in a baby's cot.

LAUGHTER
Lee's team.

Right.
First of all, how old were you?

Er...I was a grown-up.
Why were you in a cot?

Well, because I was trying it out,
just to see how it felt.

Did you not have a cot
when you were a baby?

I did, but I couldn't remember
what that felt like.

So, was it in someone's house?

Wait a second.

No. It was in a cot shop.

Showroom. Showroom.
Yes! It was in a show... Thank you!

Were you thinking of having a child?
I was pregnant.

Oh, you were very pregnant.
I was pregnant.

Oh! Ah!
And so I was there and I thought,

"I can't buy a cot
without trying it". Of course.

You know, you need a test-drive
of beds. You know, do I need...?

I'm glad you weren't buying a potty.
LAUGHTER

How did you get in the cot
if you were so heavily pregnant?

Yes. Good. Excellent.

Well, there are ridges,
you know, bars... Yeah.

..on the side of the cot, and I
sort of just wheeled myself in,

and then it was embarrassing
because... Wheeled yourself in?

Frontwards? Frontwards, yes.
So like a dive, like a swallow dive.

But those things usually come down,
don't they, at the side?

You can sort of move them down
a bit.

Oh, that's what I did. What I did...
Oh, hang on.

LAUGHTER
Such a good point!

On the side of the cot,
I don't know if you're aware,
they have a little...

I'm aware because I just told you.
Yes. Good.

And I just got it down and I got in
the cot just to see how it would
feel. Is it comfy?

And then, did you put the bars
back up again? I don't...

This, I can't... Yes.
You must have done, otherwise
you wouldn't have been stuck.

I did. I put the... Exactly!
Was there a...?

It's like you were there!

How did you get out, then?
Did somebody help you?

The people had to help me...
Four people.

In the cot, and put... Exactly!
Four people. Who were these people?

Well, they were just the people
who worked in John Lewis.

Four people's a lot.

Or maybe it's just a good service
at John Lewis. It is a good shop.

I think you've got
two fragile things.

You don't want to hurt the woman
who's pregnant... Cot. Yes!

And maybe mentally ill, and then...
LAUGHTER

And, um...and then you have the
other side of it, which is you've
got a product on display.

Cot for sale, cot for sale. You
don't want it to be kind of damaged.

You don't want it to be....
Let's not forget the unborn baby.

And the tiny baby.

So, what do you think, Lee?

Hm. What do you think, Steve,
truth or lie?

I've got a feeling it's true.

If you'd have been stuck in a cot,
how many people would've
helped you?

Well, it would have been length
problems more than anything else.

It would be an odd-shaped cot
that you could fit in.

A coffin.
Only head would have been...

Coffin? A coffin?
It's the opposite to cot.

"Steve Davis stuck in coffin."
It's a big, long...

In a coffin shop, would you try
that out to see if it's comfy?

You know, because you're in that
a lot longer, aren't you?

Yeah. Yeah, that's nice.

So, what are you going to say?
I'm going to say it's true.

All right. Claudia, truth or lie?

It is...true.

APPLAUSE

Claude, you're next.

At a recent party, I rendered
Lord Sugar's pet parrot mute

after I'd pinged it on the beak
with a champagne cork.

LAUGHTER
Lee's team.

Talk us through the incident.

Well, I spend quite a lot of time
with Lord Sugar, as you can
quite imagine.

Why? Why? Yeah. Because we're pals.

You're pals? Why? Why?

He's worked under Lord Sugar
for how long?

Not under. Not necessarily under.

LAUGHTER
He's worked for Lord Sugar...

With. How?
He's been Lord Sugar's sl*ve for...

How long has it been, Claude?

A long, long time. Has it?
It's been a lot time. Yeah.

OK. So, you're at...
Were you at a party, did you say?

Yeah. One of our many parties.

What was the party for?
His birthday.

Where was the party?
In the West End somewhere.
I can't remember the hotel.

Did you say his parrot?
It is his parrot, yes.

He took his parrot to the party?
To the party.

He does. He does. Was it
a bring-your-own-parrot party?

No, no, it's part of the general
ambience of the evening.

Oh! What else did he bring
to help with this ambience?

Just his friends. So he brings...
To create an ambience,

he brings his friend, always,
and a parrot?

Not always his parrot, but on this
occasion, he brought his parrot.

I don't know what's so unusual.
LAUGHTER

What happens when
he doesn't bring his parrot?

Are you, like, "This is a
rubbish party. Where's the parrot"?

No. No, not at all. On occasions...

If somebody had a parrot
and didn't bring it to a party
and sometimes did,

when they didn't, I'd be,
"What's wrong with you?"

No. "Where's the parrot?"

If every time they brought a parrot
and then once, they didn't,

I wouldn't dare ask
about the parrot.

Don't mention the parrot
and don't eat the chicken wings.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Talk us through the incident.
What happened?

You were getting
the champagne bottle...

No, I wasn't getting
the champagne bottle as such,

What actually happened was...
You were bringing the champagne
for Lord Sugar.

We were... It was a...
LAUGHTER

You'd already been going around
the room saying, "Red or white?

"Red or white?"

And now it's your time to bring
the champagne. What happens next?

We were at the party,
we were having a jolly good time

and it came a moment
when the champagne was poured.

OK? As happens in those
kind of parties. Yeah.

Isn't that right, David?
I've had champagne in my life.

LAUGHTER

I thought, as a bit of a joke...

Oh, OK. ..a bit of a joke...

Yeah. I thought I'd just kind of put
the cork onto the parrot's beak.

You threw it! For a bit of a joke...
You threw it at the parrot?

Like that. You kept it in your hand?
Yes.

That's vicious!
That's even more vicious!

No, no, no. Because that's like
a punch with a cork.

This talking parrot,
what does it normally say?

Look, I've got to say, I haven't got
an intimate kind of appreciation...

We're not suggesting that
for a moment. I think he was.

You said you rendered it mute,
is that correct?

Well, look, for those few moments,
it didn't know what had hit him.

But what...what...what was he saying
before you made him mute?

Pretty Sugar! Pretty Sugar!

No, was what you had to say to him,
wasn't it?

LAUGHTER

What happened next?
Because I imagine Lord Sugar,
or Al, as I call him,

I imagine he was quite upset
by this.

He was upset. Yes.
He was very, very upset. Yes.

Did he get his head out the cage
and try and peck you? Lord Sugar?

LAUGHTER

So, is he telling the truth?

Um...it seems a particularly mean
thing to do.

I think it's a lie.
I think it's a lie.

The fact that Alan Sugar has
brought a parrot to a party

is the bit that I doubt.

You're saying it's a lie?
Cariad, you're saying it's a lie?
I think so.

Ade says it's a lie.
I will go with my team.

OK, so you're saying it's a lie.
Claude, truth or lie?

I'm afraid it's a lie.
APPLAUSE

Steve, you're up next.

I used to coach
the Sultan of Brunei's son

until he sacked me over an incident
with a cheese sandwich.

Oh! David's team.

In what activity did you coach
the Sultan of Brunei's son?

LAUGHTER

Snooker.

Snooker? Love it! Love snooker!

Where did this tutoring take place?

Not in the snooker club because,

obviously, for security reasons,
um...

OK, yeah, I'll ask that again.

Where didn't it take place?

LAUGHTER

And you can just say...
No comment. No comment.

..you know, snooker club,
bouncy castle, whatever.

I had to go to his house in London.

Oh, they must have some money.

How...
LAUGHTER

..how often did you tutor him?
Was this a long-running thing?

Well, he... Until he got bored.
I was part of that.

Right.
LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

OK.

You mentioned a cheese sandwich.
What's the significance of that?

So one of the things I used to do

was to give myself a reward
when I did well.

So if I made a 50 break
or a 100 break,

then I could have a cheese sandwich.

So I thought I'd try and teach him
the same values.

So, what would you ask him to do in
order to obtain a cheese sandwich?

Pot three reds...three blacks.

What, in a row? Well, that's usually
how you play the game.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
LAUGHTER

And his reward was a mini Babybel
and a roll?

I asked him what was his favourite
food, and he said a cheese sandwich.

The son of the Sultan of Brunei's
favourite food

is a cheese sandwich? Well...

He probably tires of all the...
Caviar. ..unicorn-liver pate and...

LAUGHTER

We need to find out
why you lost the job,

because it was part of
this cheese sandwich.

I think he'd never been told

that he couldn't have
a sandwich before. Well done?

So, he did consent to do
all the potting before he'd eat
the cheese sandwich...

Yes. ..but then
there was an atmosphere?

LAUGHTER

Steve, when you started coaching
to when you were dismissed,

did you see a significant
improvement in his game?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Did you...?

Six times world champion.
LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

OK, it's time to guess, David.
What do you think?

I think it's true.
Yeah. You think it's true? True?

We're going to say true.
You're going to say it's true.

Steve, was it true, or was it a lie?

It was true.
APPLAUSE

Stacey, you're next. OK.

I'm frightened of rainbows
and I refuse to go outside

when sunshine
immediately follows the rain.

Wow! Lee's team.

So, how long have you been
scared of rainbows?

Probably since I was a kid,
to be honest.

What started it? Was it Zippy?

I just don't like them.

I think...I think
they're mysterious.

You don't know where they end.

And there's apparently, a little
short man at the end that's, like,

"Oh, I've got a pot of gold"!

LAUGHTER

I don't like the thought
of the light spectrum

hitting all different angles, going
everywhere and... Making a mess.

..creating this colourful strip
through the sky.

This is like the craziest version of
Open University I've ever watched.

LAUGHTER

I just don't like... I don't
like the ideology of rainbows,

I don't like the fact that
they're.... Can I just...?

"Look at me, I'm all
the colours of the rainbow! Whaa!"

Can I just check,
is...is this actually happening?

LAUGHTER
It's a weird one, isn't it?

I didn't think Stacey would come on
and go, "I don't like the ideology
of rainbows".

Ideology of rainbows?

Susie, is there a word for someone
who dislikes rainbows?

Hm.

I've got one.
LAUGHTER

I don't think there is.

Just the thought of it
coming out of the sky.

Coming out of nowhere and landing on
the floor. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, but they don't fall from
the sky.

What's that chicken that was scared
of the sky falling down?

Chicken Licken. Yeah. Yeah.
Could you empathise with him?

Oh, I can completely
see where he's coming from.

LAUGHTER

So, what do you think, Lee,
is she, er...?

APPLAUSE

Is she telling the truth?

What do you think, Ore?

I think you can have irrational
fears, can't you? You can.

Yeah,
but you've got to draw the line.

You would draw the line, yeah,
just not seven of them in a bow,
like that.

LAUGHTER

So, you're saying yeah?
I'm saying truth, Lee, yeah.

So, you're both saying true.
Come on.

I'll go with my team and say she
does have this irrational fear.

You're saying it's true.
Stacey, truth or lie?

It is, in fact, a lie.

Well done. Whoa!

APPLAUSE

I love rainbows!

Fay Ripley, you're up next.
Right. Hm!

I was once investigated by Interpol

after a holiday romance
with a water-skiing instructor.

Lee's team. Where was he
a water-skiing instructor?

Corfu.

What part of your life was this?
What year was it, let's say?

Um...I don't really remember,
but I would guess at mid 20s.

The 1920s, or...?
LAUGHTER

I was young enough to go away
with my parents.

I was on holiday with my parents.
So, what was his name?

Fanos. Fanos?

I'll tell you why I'm
already doubting that,

you just happened to look around the
studio and there's a fan over there.

Kind of thinking his name could
have been Camera-os, Audience-os.

LAUGHTER
So, when did Interpol get involved?

There was a burglary
from one of the hotel rooms

and some money was stolen.

How much money was taken?

£75,000. What?! Oh, wow!

£75,000. Worth.

Of what? £75,000 worth of money?

LAUGHTER
That's £75,000, isn't it?

Jewellery.
They thought that at the airport,

when we were waving goodbye,
he had passed me the goods.

They were suggesting
I was some kind of donkey.

I think it's a mule, isn't it?

Ah, is it? Not a donkey.

LAUGHTER
I didn't actually know that.

APPLAUSE

And so, when did Interpol get
involved, when you were back home?

Because... Yes.

I was playing a record
in my, er...flat,

and I left to go and get something
from the shops

and I heard the record coming out of
a van outside my flat.

Have I had a blackout? Because
I don't know what's going on now.
Is it just me?

Is it just me that's not following?
I think Fay means...
What do you mean?

I think she means
that Interpol had bugged your flat

and you heard a recording of
the inside of your flat
from the Interpol van.

Do you know Fanos?
Because you're all over this story.

What was the song?

It was a Barbra Streisand song
from Yentl. It didn't do very well.

What was the song?

Papa Can You Hear Me?

Oh, a lovely tune! Ah!
But not on Yentl.

It so is! It certainly is.
That was a test.

LAUGHTER

You hear the Barbra, how do you
know that they're Interpol?

So I was just paranoid,
I couldn't understand it,

but when my dad rang me... Yes?

..to say, "I think you're being
followed by Interpol..."

Now, OK, what on Earth
made him think that?

Because some bloke he knows
tipped him off.

Some bloke he knows tipped him off
about Interpol?

What line of work is your dad in?

He's a businessman.
Oh, he sounds suspicious. Oh!

It's a bit vague, isn't it?
Yeah. The Talented Mr Ripley.

LAUGHTER

Very good.
APPLAUSE

From what you know about Fona...
Funos. Fanos.

He's not a real person, so it's OK.

LAUGHTER

..do you think he was capable
of committing that kind of
heinous crime?

Well, I suppose I...I loved him.
He was...

Can you describe the moment...

LAUGHTER

..when you realised
you were in love with him?

"When he gave me
£75,000 worth of jewellery."

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

So, what are you thinking?

There is an essence of truth for me.

What, that she once went on holiday?

LAUGHTER

I think that Fay is lying.

From the start,
she looked like she was riffing it,

and then very quickly had
the look in her eyes of someone
who's out of their depth.

LAUGHTER

I think it's a lie, you say
it's a lie, you think it's true.

You do this.
It's a lie. It's nonsense.

You're going to say it's a lie?
All right, Fay Ripley,

holiday romance, Interpol,
truth or lie?

It is...true.

SHOCKED GASPS
Wow!

APPLAUSE

Mark, you're up next.

A-huh! One Halloween,
I was quizzed by the police

while dressed as a caveman

because another caveman
had just robbed

an off-licence around the corner.

David's team.

It's an unsuitable costume
for Halloween, isn't it?

I thought you dressed as witches
and things on Halloween.

It used to be that way, but
then the Americans made us dress as,
like, Scooby-Doo and things.

We didn't used to have Halloween.

No, exactly. What we used to do is
celebrate the burning of a Catholic.

LAUGHTER AND GROANING

Do they celebrate Halloween
in Scotland?

Yes. Do they call it something else,
like...

HEAVY ACCENT: Halloween?

LAUGHTER
Halloween.

Why had you selected
a caveman outfit?

I had very little money,
I was a student

and it was kind of all I could
cobble tog...

cobble together in the house.

So, what had you done?
I had a throw on the couch,

which was kind of one of those
polyester fur things,

which I'd wrapped around myself.

I'd made sure I was wearing pants.

Hold on, hold on.

You say the other caveman
was arrested for robbing a shop?

Well, there had been a robbery that
night in the area where I lived

and it was somebody dressed
very similarly to me.

Where are you going to put
the stuff you've robbed

if you're dressed as a caveman?
You've got no pockets.

He did not rob anything.
LAUGHTER

I'm fascinated by this other man.

LAUGHTER

This man that robbed the shop. Yeah.

Who was also, presumably,
wearing the same outfit.

That is unbeliev... It's a lie!

I think...
LAUGHTER

I think what we're saying is,
you did rob the off-licence.

LAUGHTER

When the policeman approached you,
what did he say to you?

He said,
"Excuse me, sir, could you...

"..could you show me what you've got
in your furry throw?"

Was he definitely a policeman?

Well, he was dressed like one...

Because it was Halloween!
It was Halloween.

How did how did it end?

He, um...he searched me,
and he then sort of said,

because there's been a...there's
been an incident
down at the offie...

Ah, I was hoping you were going
to say, "m*rder".

LAUGHTER

There's been a m*rder down
at the offie. And, er...

There was a m*rder down at the offie
about 200,000 years ago

and you fit the description.

LAUGHTER

Er...yeah. So he kind of... He let
me...he let me go, essentially.

So, um...what are you thinking?
I know what Sheila's thinking.

Oh, definitely. You think it's...?

A lie. A lie. Definitely a lie?

I think he might be telling
the truth.

True, lie, true, lie. Ah! Lie.

They're saying it's a lie.

Is it the truth, or is it a lie?

Well, I'm sorry to tell you
that it is, in fact, a lie.

APPLAUSE

Jordan, you're next.

I missed Kanye West's entire set
at Glastonbury

because I was trapped
in my sleeping bag.

LAUGHTER
Lee's team.

When you say trapped
in your sleeping bag,

I'm picturing a sleeping bag
as something you can just sort of,

if it doesn't unzip, you just crawl
out the big end at the end.

The head end.
What's it called, the hole?

The end. The orifice! The orifice!

I just call it the orifice of rest.
Yes.

LAUGHTER

It was one of these sleeping bags
where you can zip up your whole...

Your head was in it? Yeah. You
had just your little face showing?

Well, no, no.
HE LAUGHS

That's a sort of... CSI use
that kind of sleeping bag. Yeah.

Where does the zip go
on the sleeping bag?

So it's, like, you zip up
and then, like...

And all the way down? Yeah, but then
it comes to a point...

You've gone in, you've zipped
all the way down, up and down there.

I'd basically got in
and at some point,

I'd got, like, a piece of material
caught in the zip. Oh, yeah.

And then the worst part
about it was...

You were suffocating to death.
LAUGHTER

No, like, the worst
part about it was that

everyone went to Kanye,
and so, my screams were...

You know, no-one could hear me
shout.

They thought you were just
very enthusiastic about Kanye West.

Yeah, they were, like...
I was, like, "No! Please!"

They're, like, "Yeah!"
LAUGHTER

Were you sharing this tent
with someone? Yeah. Who?

No, it was like a big tepee.

How many of you
were in the big tepee? Seven.

Seven. Odd number.

LAUGHTER

Did you not think to just
sort of crawl out and sort of...?

Oh, actually wiggle out? Yeah.

Why didn't you crawl in...?
And go see Kanye like a caterpillar!

Yeah, why didn't you crawl to
the front flap and ask for help?

I, um...I didn't think of that.

You didn't think?
How long were you in there for?

I don't know. It was
quite comfortable, ultimately.

Sorry, is the real truth of this
story that you woke up and thought,

"I can't be bothered",
and went back to sleep again?

LAUGHTER

What do you think, Lee,
is he telling the truth?

I find it hard to believe that
there is a sleeping bag that exists

that zips up all the way around.
It's a weird way to zip.

Guys, yeah, it...
All the way round? Yeah!

Lee, you're sitting there, saying
you don't think it's possible

to get a sleeping bag with a zip
that goes all the way round?

You're missing the point.
I'm staggered by this.

Why can you not get a sleeping bag
that zips all the way up the side,

goes over the head and then
just stops about here?

What's the benefit of it going all
the way down to the bottom? Warmth!

Are you absolutely insane?

How does that make it warmer,
that it goes all...

Because heat stays in!

No, but he means... It stays in in
my version because there's no gap
at the side, you cretin!

The zip goes up the side,
it goes at the top,

you open it like a book, but the bit
in the middle is joined together!

You get in, like
a little sandwich-maker,

it closes up again, you pop
your head out the faceless coffin

and then you zip it from the inside,
like that! You don't need to go...

This is the most pointless
conversation!
Is everyone following my version?

Imagine you're in a...
No, we've got to move on now, Rob.

Imagine you're...
LAUGHTER

Are we saying this is truth,
or a lie?

I'm saying it's a lie. Lee! Lee!

You're saying it's the truth?
I think it's true. We say it's true.

Right, you're in a tent, right?
It's very cold.

Press your button.
Is it truth, or a lie?

Don't do anything. I am in charge of
this. Press the button, Jordan!

You do it, that's it, you won't win
anything. Press the button, Jordan!

Don't listen to him, press
the button. Is it truth or a lie?

Don't you dare!

LAUGHTER

Lee, zip it!

All the way around, or just halfway?

APPLAUSE

What are you saying, Lee?

It is... Not yet! Wait!

No, no! He'll go berserk. I'm...

His only role is to say
when to press the button.

That's right. It's what I do.
It's what I do.

I think it's true.
You think it's true?

I think it's true. Then we go true.
You're going to say true.

Jordan, was it the truth,
or was it a lie?

You can press it now.

LAUGHTER
No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no!

You don't tell him...

Well, I wasn't, really.
..when to press it.

It's all right, it's all right.
No, no, that's not how it works.

Rob, I wasn't telling him.
I wasn't telling him. Right...

Wait. I'm going back,
I'm going to tell you again.

LAUGHTER

Oh, it's a lie. Sorry!

APPLAUSE
What he's done?!

CHEERING

Oh, my God! Sorry.

Well, that's all we've time for

on this special edition
of Would I Lie To You?

Thanks for watching. Goodnight.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE