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27x34 - Episode 34

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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

27x34 - Episode 34

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ANNOUNCER: Tonight on "Big Brother Unlocked,"

in the aftermath of last night's crazy double eviction,

Taylor, Derrick, and special guest James Gunn break down all

the drama from the BB house, and take a look

at never before seen moments.

[CHEERING]

It's a night of glamour and prestige

as Britney Haynes hosts the first ever BB Awards.

Who will win Best Fight--

Buckle up, buddy, because this snake has a bite.

ANNOUNCER: --Best One Liner--

If you're gonna come for me, wait till I'm in a gown.

ANNOUNCER: --and what did you choose as Zing of the Year?

Zing! Zing!

ANNOUNCER: Plus, the King of Zing

isn't done handing out insults.

And you'll get your first look inside the jury house.

Will?

They got me.

ANNOUNCER: All this right now on the season finale

of "Big Brother Unlocked."

Hello, everyone, and welcome to "Big Brother Unlocked."

I'm Derrick Levasseur.

And I'm Taylor Hale.

Last night-- which was insane, by the way--

we also learned about our incredible mystery guest.

He's the co-head of DC Studios, the visionary behind some

of the biggest comic book movies of all time,

including "Guardians of the Galaxy," and my personal

favorite, "Superman."

Plus, he's the writer and director of the "Peacemaker"

series, which is currently airing

its second season on HBO Max.

Let's say hello to James Gunn.

DERRICK: Yes. TAYLOR: James Gunn.

This IS-- OK, this is pretty fun, man, to be on this show.

I've been watching you guys since the show began.

Which we appreciate. Thank you for being here.

JAMES: Well, no, I really wanted to do it.

And especially as the season's gone on,

I've enjoyed it so much.

I mean, I think the dynamics of the people in the house--

both negative and the positive-- are pretty fun.

James, you just had a huge hit this summer with

"Superman," and now you're on your second

season of "Peacemaker."

Tell us about it.

Well, "Peacemaker" is shown on HBO Max.

It stars my friend John Cena, and I

think it is my favorite thing I've ever done in my life.

Episode just aired.

Episode is coming out next week.

And episode , , and are, I think,

the craziest things I've ever directed in my life.

Ooh. DERRICK: Wow.

You've cooked up some crazy stuff before,

so I'm excited for you.

- This tops it all. - OK.

All right. - I'll be watching.

- I'm definitely watching. - I will be-- sold.

And speaking of crazy, that double eviction, that was nuts.

TAYLOR: Insane.

Oh, my god.

I am like-- I'm rolling, and I'm in shock,

and I'm so sad about Lauren leaving

because she's a sweet kid.

Outside of Lauren, who else have you really been

enjoying this whole season?

Keanu, I've loved from the beginning as a guy.

This seems like a guy I would hang out with.

He reminds me of stunt guys.

He's like, this big studly guy who, at the same time,

probably goes to the Ren Faire a lot

and loves Dungeons and Dragons.

Yeah.

James, you're here on a very special night,

as we celebrate the season finale of "Unlocked."

And there's only one way to do that--

with a big, fancy award show.

Everybody, we are having the first annual BBies,

celebrating the highs and lows of an incredible season.

And I have to ask you, you've been to a lot of award shows,

right? - I have, and I hate 'em.

And this is the first one I've ever been excited to go to.

OK, so is the tension right now that we're feeling--

is that what you feel when you go to the Emmys?

I know that I am never going to win a single award

as long as--

I did one time win an award for the most deaths

in a movie for the year.

And that is about the only award I've ever won.

Well, "Big Brother," we're still

looking for our first Emmy, too, so right there with you.

- That's right. - We're right there with you.

- And you deserve it, so-- - We need it.

- You know. - We need it.

I think this could be our season.

James Gunn's here. Give us one.

Give us one.

TAYLOR: We'll be handing out our first award shortly,

but right now, I'm getting word that we

have some BB breaking news.

Oh, OK.

After the double eviction, Morgan and Vince are

the power couple in the house.

And it had everyone talking.

Take a look.

KEANU: Are you actually gonna try and take a shot at her?

Because, I mean, obviously you know you don't win against her.

We need to get her out.

[whispering] I know.

Because she's gonna win the whole thing.

You said it yourself. - [whispering] I know.

I never thought we'd find ourselves

on the same page in this game.

KEANU: [LAUGHS]

But here we are, and I guess we're aligned.

Yeah, so-- AVA: OK.

So-- AVA: Well--

Obviously, I'm gonna g*n for it.

As long as she doesn't win the Veto, she's gonna leave.

Because everybody knows that she's--

KEANU: Yeah.

Mm.

Ooh, all right.

Interesting. That is news.

I like the train of thought. I like the train of thought.

Yeah.

I think Morgan does have a huge target on her back right

now. DERRICK: Agreed.

Agreed.

She seems like she's running the show.

Well, it does segue into our next thing,

because we are getting close to the end of the season

but we do have time for one last Big Move/Bad Move.

Awesome.

DERRICK: So what we do here, James, is

we look at the gameplay over the last two weeks--

JAMES: Uh-huh.

--and we decide whether it was a big move,

meaning it was good for their game, or a bad move, which

is pretty self-explanatory.

And I want to talk about what we just saw.

Keanu and Ashley decided to go after Vince and Morgan.

Big move or bad move?

It's an about time move.

Well--

Those two are stuck to each other like glue.

I'm kind of tired of seeing people tiptoe around the game.

We're in the end game.

You have power players still in there.

You've got Keanu in there.

You've got Morgan in there, who just showed out

during the double eviction.

I want to see these people finally turn around

and aim their g*ns--

sorry for the pun-- at the big players.

For Keanu, it's a-- it's a good move.

You know, because Keanu can win.

I do not think Ashley--

at least from what I see now, the last person she wants to be

at the end with is Keanu.

I agree with you guys.

I think it's a big move.

Keanu knows he needs to get to the end.

And I think influencing Ashley to say,

hey, listen, you may have thought about taking Morgan.

You see the wins she's stacking up?

You can't beat her.

You're going to have to beat the jury with emotion.

If you're more likable than I am,

that's your only chance to win at this point.

I'm your guy. You need me.

I think it's a big move.

TAYLOR: Definitely a big move.

Well, Keanu is playing a very unique "Big Brother" game.

Some people want to lie, mislead, manipulate.

He can't help but tell his version of the truth.

Here's Keanu in unfiltered honesty.

I don't think he's gonna put Lauren up.

[INTENSE MUSIC]

Really?

He told-- he told that to her?

Yeah.

From what I understand, if she used the Veto on me,

you weren't gonna put Lauren up, is what I heard.

I never said that.

Between you and me, it came from Ashley.

Did you have Ashley tell Keanu

the only way that Lauren goes up

is if you use the Veto on Ava?

No.

I guess you guys had a conversation.

Mm-hmm.

And he went to Vince and told Vince.

Keanu, my problem with you is when I tell you things,

they get out.

What do you mean?

There's been a time recently where I told you something

and it got back to me.

And I don't like that.

I thought we were working together,

and then I hear something that I specifically said

to you come right back to me.

I don't like that.

OK.

I guess the question is, is Keanu's honesty too much?

Is it a big move or a bad move?

DERRICK: It's a bad move. - Yeah.

You're supposed to lie in "Big Brother."

Honesty isn't a currency that you need in this game,

and I appreciate it. I respect it.

It's fun to watch.

I think that's why he has to win all the way to the end.

Because his social game, not so great.

Yeah.

And it isn't only lying or not lying.

It's also about who he chooses to tell the truth to.

Very accurate.

And he's constantly telling everything to everyone--

everyone. JAMES: --all the time.

DERRICK: [LAUGHS] - Bad move.

ANNOUNCER: DERRICK: OK, OK.

Yeah, hard bad move.

I can't even try to fake it on this one for him.

Yeah, I agree.

Well, we've handed out our critiques,

but let's hand out some awards as decided by the BB Academy.

To help us dish these things out,

let me introduce the host of the BBies, "Big Brother"

great Britney Haynes.

Britney, what's up?

What's our first award of the evening?

Grab your popcorn, Derrick, because it's Fight Night.

The nominees for the Best Fight of the season are--

[MAJESTIC MUSIC]

Go to w*r with Me.

Why'd you get up and storm off like that?

I tried to stick up for you.

I tried to be your friend.

But you want to go to w*r with me, then go to w*r with me.

BRITNEY: This Snake has a Bite.

Keanu, you say I'm fake.

You say I'm a snake.

And the only thing fake about me

are these [MUTED] damn sunglasses.

I am gunning for you.

So buckle up, buddy, because this snake has a bite.

How long did it take for you to come up with that?

BRITNEY: Don't Curse Me Out.

I was told that you would put me up.

Believe what the [MUTED] you want to hear,

Mickey, but don't come to a--

You don't need to curse me out, Rylie.

You listen to all these people--

This is a game.

--running around manipulating you.

BRITNEY: Nobody Likes You.

Don't ever interrupt me while I'm speaking again, Keanu.

Ashley, give it a rest.

Nobody even likes you in this house besides Kelley.

KEANU: Give it a rest.

Thinks he's this mastermind manipulator.

BRITNEY: Obsessed with Me.

Stop harassing me.

You're obsessed with me.

I'm harassing you?

You are obsessed with me, Keanu.

I just got told that you're the one telling

everyone I peed on the floor.

How the [MUTED] did I pee on the floor?

I just woke up.

I'm literally scrubbing the tiles.

Then get out of there and let me do it.

Thank you.

DERRICK: Ooh.

[LAUGHTER]

Poor Keanu.

He's in every single one but one.

James, who's gonna win the BB for best fight?

I don't know who's gonna win, but definitely,

"How long did it take you to come up with that,"

was the best line of the whole season.

I have a suspicion that Keanu is gonna be one of the winners.

Somewhere in there.

Sneaking suspicion.

OK, well, let's find out.

The winner for Best Fight is--

TAYLOR: Wow.

Keanu versus Rachel, Obsessd with Me.

TAYLOR: Wow. Solid.

DERRICK: Shocking. TAYLOR: Solid.

Well, congratulations to Rachel and Keanu.

Speaking of season-long fights, coming up,

we'll check in one last time with Chelsie

and our BB Fantasy teams.

Four houseguests have left since we've

last seen the draft board.

Let's see how things are looking

as we roll into the finale.

Also, our crews drop in on Rachel and Will

in the jury house.

How are they feeling after their departures from the game?

And how do they feel about the current field of houseguests?

We'll find out next.

Stay tuned.

Ready.

Ready to find out. - We love jury content.

Welcome back.

The Mastermind promised a Month of Mayhem,

and he certainly succeeded in upending our Fantasy BB teams.

To recap the destruction off the heels

of a wild double eviction, here's our official Fantasy

BB correspondent, Chelsie.

How's it looking, Chels?

It ain't too pretty, you guys.

Let's see where we last at when we checked in.

The Mastermind led to both Zingbot and Rachel's demise,

k*lling Intern Andrew's chances of winning.

Aw.

CHELSIE: And then Will gets evicted, cutting Taylor's

Hale Raisers down to just two.

Then following that, the double eviction shook everything up,

leaving Vince to break a tie, evicting Kelley, leaving

poor Derrick's Head of Household

down to just Keanu holding on strong.

He's holding on though, Chels.

CHELSIE: He's holding on. - He's holding on.

TAYLOR: Solid pick.

But then I lose another Diamond in Lauren,

as she gets evicted and becomes a fourth juror.

But I still have two remaining really strong.

How are we feeling about our teams, you guys?

I don't know, Chelsie.

I think your odds are looking pretty good.

CHELSIE: I think so too. TAYLOR: Ashley and Ava--

I'll pick-- JAMES: You're screwed.

You are so screwed, Taylor like, there's no way

you're taking this home. TAYLOR: There's no way for me.

Derrick's an outsider.

And then-- but really, Chelsie is really good.

DERRICK: She's in the driver's seat, for sure.

I think I'm looking pretty good, as well.

But as a reminder, there's this beautiful piece of hardware--

DERRICK: Oh, my god.

--that one of us are going to walk away with on finale night.

Look at this.

[VOCALIZING]

I mean, I think I'm walking away with it,

but I'll let you guys look at it for now.

James, you got some incredible props

from your movies.

I have the original Infinity Stone from the first "Guardians

of the Galaxy" in my house.

TAYLOR: That's incredible.

The very first one ever.

- You want to see this one? - Yeah.

I don't want to share.

TAYLOR: She doesn't want to let go of it.

I don't want to share it. Here, you can touch it--

DERRICK: Oh, my god. - --but they can't.

- Wow, it's beautiful. - It's a little heavy.

It is a little heavy, but it's-- yeah, it's nice.

It's perfect.

It looks great in my hands though, right?

Next time, you guys got to let me play.

Because I want that more than anything.

DERRICK: All right.

So what's more impressive, the Infinity Gauntlet or the Lock

of Legends?

I don't have the Gauntlet, I just

have a stupid plastic stone.

But I would say this is more impressive

I vote that in one of your next movies, somehow

there's an Easter Egg in there where the Lock of Legends--

CHELSIE: This has to be in there.

--is in there somewhere.

I swear to god, I will do it right now,

put it in random tomorrow. - It's in there.

It's in there.

You just gotta get it out to Atlanta.

DERRICK: Oh, it's there.

Then I'll sneak it in there. Yeah.

Chelsie, when you win it--

When I win, I'm coming out. TAYLOR: Yeah.

Well, thanks, Chelsie.

But don't you have another incredible award to hand out?

CHELSIE: You already know I do.

This season has been full of incredible one liners

and quotes.

But tonight, we're gonna honor the best one.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'll see-- I'll see that finale night.

OK?

Here are the nominees for the Best One Liner.

[MAJESTIC MUSIC]



Keanu.

I believe you have a prompt.

You believe I have a what?

CHELSIE: Katherine.

Katherine, you need to sit down.

CHELSIE: Ashley.

Also, congrats on, you know, giving up the Tarzan act

and putting a pair of shoes on your feet.

CHELSIE: Jimmy.

JIMMY: Keanu, your gameplay is so full of [MUTED]

the toilet is jealous.

[SNORING]

CHELSIE: Rachel.

I hope that you can back up what you're doing.

And also, if you're gonna come for me,

wait till I'm in a gown.

I am sat.

[LAUGHTER]

So, James, you're known for writing some pretty

memorable one liners. - Yeah.

Who do you think is taking this one home tonight?

Rachel is probably gonna take it home,

but Katherine-- like, Katherine's, "I am sat"

is so funny to me-- - Ooh.

--that when I first saw it on the episode,

I rewound, like, five times and watched her say it again.

See, I thought you were going with

"I believe you have a prompt."

I need "I believe you have a prompt" merch.

I love I believe you have a-- I like that too.

But I really love "I am sat," because that's what we were all

thinking as she was saying it. - Yeah.

This is a tough one, Chelsie. TAYLOR: Who you got?

All right.

Well, let's see The winner of the Best One Liner is--

Katherine, "I am sat!"

[CHEERING]

JAMES: Let's go.

Yeah.

TAYLOR: What a huge upset. - That was a big one.

TAYLOR: Oh, my god.

Well, Rachel shockingly found herself

first into jury last week.

How did she react when Captain Will reported for jury duty?

Let's find out.

[MAJESTIC MUSIC]



Here I am again, first to jury.

It's just like the "Big Brother"

house but it's the jury house, and it's all mine.

Congratulations to me.

I'm the first "Big Brother" houseguest that's ever been

eliminated and not evicted.

I love making legends happen.

[HARP CHORDS]

So in the White Locust competition,

I entered the hamster wheel of death.

[BUZZER RINGS]

Yeah, I choked.

I definitely choked.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

I cannot wait for the new juror.

I feel like it's, for sure, going to be Kelley, or maybe

even like, Vince or Morgan.

I heard they got good drinks here.

Will?

What can I say?

They got me. - What?

WILL: They got me.

No, seriously.

WILL: I am happy I made it to jury

because I thought I was gonna be gone within the first couple

of weeks.

The Judges is no more.

I didn't think that I was going to be evicted,

but I tried as hard as I could.

You were the last person I would have

literally expected to see.

Will and I will have a lot of fun.

We'll be lounging in the pool.

We'll be having c*ck.

- We gotta check it out. - Oh, my god.

- We gotta check it out. - Let's go.

We're gonna talk about our spouses.

We're gonna have adult conversations.

Frankly, I'm glad it's him.

[LAUGHS]

You ready to see my demise?

Lauren, you are the new Head of Household.

Lauren?

Exactly.

Exactly.

But we know Vince is running Lauren's HoH anyways.

- Absolutely. - OK.

Because Lauren can't make a decision for herself.

Morgan was just like this, with a poopy face, crying.

Because she gave up her game for Vince.

- Yes. - Let's keep watching.

Let's check it out some more.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Morgan?

[CHUCKLES]

That's a handsome brother right there.

Rawr.

Why is Morgan on that nomination block?

Lauren wants Vince to her--

- To herself. - --to herself.

Why does Vince have this pull on women--

Yo.

--in this "Big Brother" game?

He is the mack daddy of--

RACHEL: I don't get it. - --the season.

I don't get it.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Oh, the BB Comics!

In first place is Morgan.

Oh, my god!

No way!

Oh, yay!

Yeah, wonder why.

Second Veto for this girl.

Like, I love that for her.

Yes, for real.

Keanu, I do have to name you as a replacement nominee.

If Lauren would have gone on the block during Keanu's HoH,

Lauren would be gone.

There would be no Morgan and Vince and Lauren drama.

We would've still be in that house.

We would have all been in the house and Mickey.

But like, Keanu didn't ever want to listen to me.

Um--

[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]

I don't know.

Um--

Aw, Will.

You know I'm always crying.

JULIE: Will, you are evicted from the "Big Brother" house.

Ugh.

I hate that. - It's tough.

So this is what we have.

We have Vinny, and I don't know who's going to get rid of him.

We also have to consider that there's

a comp beast in the house who's got

a great journey in this game.

WILL: I told Keanu, if you improve your social game

just a little bit-- - Yeah.

--I said, you're gonna win this game.

And then there's Morgan.

- Veto after Veto. - Veto after Veto--

WILL: Yeah.

--when she's the clear target.

Yeah. Yeah.

I hate that Ashley's in the house by herself.

Ashley is just in a messed up situation right now.

If Ashley doesn't win, she's next.

She's the next one coming.

I know it's not ideal, but let's

go check out the jury house. - Let's have fun.

Let's go do it. - Let's go have fun.

Let's do it.

Where those c*ck we speaking of?

RACHEL: [CHUCKLES]

Yeah.

Rachel, Will, in the jury house

talking about the whole demise of their games.

I think it's interesting that they said

they thought that Ashley would be the one that

was coming in next. - Mm-hmm.

She's still in there.

She's working her social game.

James, what do you think?

I think I know who's gonna win.

I think I know who has the numbers.

And then I see just a little bit of a conversation like that

and I go, I don't know.

I think that some of my picks are a little more

screwed than I think they are.

TAYLOR: Don't be so hard on yourself.

"Big Brother" changes hour to hour.

DERRICK: That's true.

You might have been right a couple minutes ago,

and who knows right now. - Yeah.

DERRICK: Coming up, we've got more BBies to hand out,

including what you chose as Best Zing.

Actually, we're getting some breaking news.

You know what?

Let us confirm with our sources,

and we'll let you what we know after the break.

Stay tuned.

I like that we check our sources.

DERRICK: Yeah, gotta check the sources.

JAMES: That's right.

JAMES: @Whitless on Bluesky social asks,

"What's this show's obsession with

murdering innocent robot AIs"?

That's a fair question.

♪ - #BB.

It's a fair question.

It's not fair because JANKIE is the hellish little hell bot.

Like, that thing was the worst.

Ladies and gentlemen, here she is again, the host

of the BBies, Britney Haynes.

Before we hand out our next award,

I would like to personally give out my own BB.

This one's specifically for the Dignity

Lost Moment of the season.

And I happen to know a thing or two about this one.

I've got the tools to pinpoint exactly

that moment that the last shred of self-respect

leaves the body.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]

I lost my dignity on a slippery wiener.

So, without further ado, here are the nominees for the Lost

Dignity Moment of the season.

Keanu for Squat Split.

Butler, can you squat with me?

Ready?

, , .

[PANTS RIP]

Oh!

[LAUGHTER, SQUEALS]

We're not supposed to be seeing those piggies.

BRITNEY: Rachel for Ring Rescue.

This is--

Oh, no. My ring!

- Oh, my god. - Oh, my god!

My wedding ring fell in the pool.

- Oh, no. - Here she comes.

Rachel Riley!

Running into the pool--

--to save her wedding ring.

To save-- this is real deal.

[SPLASH]

Oh, my god!

Face first to find this wedding ring.

She dove head first trying to--

Found it!

[CHEERING]

BRITNEY: Morgan for Zach's Bracelet.

I just found this and I was like, wow.

This is the only piece of Zach we have.

VINCE: I think it's nice to hold on to.

I had this in my shorts for OTEV.

- No way. - [LAUGHS]

I had this in my bra during HoH.

Really?

BRITNEY: Rylie for Trim Reaper.

KEANU: Why don't you just grab tweezers

and pluck your nose hairs?

Why you trying to shave them with a razor, you weirdo?

Ow!

I cut myself.

Oh, my gosh.

James, who do you got?

Who lost the most dignity?

They've all lost all their dignity.

But the last one with Rylie was pretty bad,

but got to give it to Morgan. - All right.

Britney, who we got?

Who won?

Morgan with Zach's bracelet.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

She really earned it.

She really did.

Zach was there for what, like, , minutes?

Yeah.

We're just clinging to the relics.

Britney, I'm sorry to interrupt the fun,

but we were able to confirm some more breaking news.

It sounds like the reports of Zingbot's demise

were greatly exaggerated.

Let's take a look.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

ZINGBOT: Master Moron thought he could k*ll me.

Not before I go to the worst award show ever--

the BBies.

Zing!

Oh, my god.

Oh!

Wait, I'm sorry. I'm scared.

- Ah! - Oh, god.

Miss me?

Definitely not ready for that.

Losers!

Zinger, zinger, zing!

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

That's right, America.

For the past few days, you have been voting

on who had the best zing.

And now, here to reveal your winner,

it's my old pal Zingbot.

I'm back!

TAYLOR: Aw.

Thank you.

Thank you.

[LAUGHS]

Britney!

Yes?

You're a mom.

That's true.

Do your kids prefer playing with toys from Hasbro

or playing with Mom--

[DRUMROLL]

--the has been?

Aw.

Zing!

Zing!

OK.

You're a star in my heart, Britney.

Thank you.

Never a has been.

James, you are so talented.

You made a talking raccoon and a tree fun to watch.

Oh, no.

If only you could do the same for--

[DRUMROLL]

--Derrick and Taylor.

[LAUGHTER]

Zing!

We're catching ricochets and it's not even our zing yet.

I know.

I'm just happy to see Zingbot in person.

But seriously, James, I read online that your version

of "Superman" went woke--

[LAUGHS]

--which isn't true at all.

[DRUMROLL]

I slept right through it!

[LAUGHTER]

Zing!

Zing, zing, zing, zing, zing! DERRICK: There you go.

Ah! I got a real zing!

There you go. JAMES: Thank you, Zingbot.

- There you go. - Thank you.

Baptized by zing.

Speaking of duds--

Intern Andrew, you're here for college credit.

I hear you're currently attending BYU--

[DRUMROLL]

--b*tch, You Ugly!

Zing!

[LAUGHTER]

Come on.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, you know what?

I actually like Intern Andrew now.

He's crying a little bit.

Which reminds me, Derrick--

Yes.

--these days, I can't tell if you spend more

time with cold cases or cold--

[DRUMROLL]

--pizza.

Oh!

Definitely pizza.

Putting on the pounds.

Zing!

DERRICK: Thank you, Zingbot.

Thank you. - And, hey--

- Oh, no. - --Taylor!

What?

People say you're super talented, super

resilient, and super kind.

But I think you're mostly super--

[DRUMROLL]

--ficial.

[LAUGHTER]

Zing!

Can somebody pull his plug, please?

James!

Oh, no.

Oh, he's not done with you.

ZINGBOT: You made your career by working on the MCU and DCU.

Yeah.

But you decided to lose all credibility by being on--

[DRUMROLL]

--BBU.

Yeah.

ZINGBOT: Zing!

[LAUGHTER]

Za, za, za, zing!

No way.

This is a pinnacle, Zingbot.

Thank you.

This is a pinnacle.

And now, let's see the nominees for Best Zing.

[MAJESTIC MUSIC]

BRITNEY: Lauren for Snorin'.

Kelley for Creepiest of All.

Vince for Life Beat Me to It.

Ava for Hobo[BLEEP].

Keanu for The Bathroom Floor.

Ashley for She's Not Very Memorable.

Morgan for His Girlfriend.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, boy.

I love all the zings this season.

Yeah, they were great.

Well, who you got for Best Zing?

You know, I'm struggling in my head

because the zing about Vince made me

fall out of my chair laughing.

Like, that's one of the funniest zings of all time.

But then the impact of Morgan's zing with cutting the pizza

and being like-- - That was great.

Epic.

--I just don't think it's funny.

It's not that I'm mad, I just don't think it's funny--

the impact of that zing was so huge

that I think I have to give it to that particular zing.

Well, Britney?

Here on the assist for Zingbot, the great reveal.

And the winner is--

[DRUMROLL]

--Morgan!

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

Well, thank you, Zingbot.

It's always a pleasure seeing you.

I'll be sending you a bill for my therapy.

[LAUGHS]

I don't know who the houseguests

are more mad at this week.

Is it Zingbot or is it The Mastermind?

In the wake of his Month of Mayhem,

we asked the houseguests what's on their mind

about The Mastermind and they gladly

sounded off in the Rant Room.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

The Mastermind is absolutely bat bleep crazy, OK?

If I even hear that [STATIC SOUND] I'm gonna

be like, oh, hell no.

He is scary.

He's got a weird little mustache.

Sorry. It kind of looks like Vinny's.

Every time I see his dumb mask

and his eerie, creepy voice, I'm just mad immediately.

That mask looks dusted, crusted, and disgusted.

OK?

I don't like it one bit.

It's like Deadpool meets the guy from "Saw."

Showed up day one in all his glory,

saying this, saying that, what he's gonna do.

And then we don't see the brother for--

for days.

Didn't see you for two months.

Where have you been?

Where do you live? Where do you stay?

What is your residence and zip code?

I've never been in a fight in my life 'cause I'm a good girl.

But best believe, if he was to ever walk through the doors

of this crib, I am--

Nobody wants him here, and so he should just

go back to where he came from.

[POUNDING, CRASHING]

Why is The Mastermind kind of hot, though?

I don't know.

I have confused feelings.

I've been in this house too long.

[POUNDING, CRASHING]

That's all.

[GIGGLES]

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

JAMES: And @kirstensaidwhat on Bluesky social

said, "Your English teacher and your gym teacher

are getting married.

♪ #BB."

That one's for the Swifties.

[LAUGHS]

I know it's hard to believe, but you guys

know we can't air every single thing that we film.

No.

But that's where "BB Unlocked"

comes in for all the extra unseen, unaired footage.

And that's where we bring in the Cutting Room Floor.

First up, we go out to the wilds

of the "Big Brother" house and see

what surprises are coming in.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC, BIRDS CHIRPING]

KEANU: Deep within the "Big Brother" habitat

lies a very unique specimen--

the Kelley.

I'm known in this house as the Bug Whisperer.

KEANU: And unlike the other inhabitants who busy

themselves with strategy and survival--

[CLEARS THROAT] excuse me--

the Kelley exhibits a curious devotion for the smallest

forms of life.

Kelley!

There's a huge beetle.

None of us want to touch it.

KELLEY: Don't step on him!

He's my friend!

KEANU: Now watch as the Kelley risks

her life for her companions.

- Hi, buddy. - Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Come on, let's go.

Ouch.

- Did it bite you? - Yeah, it bit me.

Hi, Carl. Carl.

Carl.

Kevin.

Whew, up.

KEANU: But the Kelley's obsession does not come without

consequence, for she has been observed

smuggling her companions into the "Big Brother" enclosure.

What are you doing?

KELLEY: Bringing a bug in the house.

Why?

'Cause it's dead and I like them.

They're decorations.

I hid x amount of bugs.

The first person to find all of them wins $,.

[CHUCKLES] Weirdo, man.

[LAUGHS]

Yeah, I agree with Keanu.

I like Keanu's narration, though.

- Yeah. - That was good.

I was impressed. - Yeah, Keanu was great.

Are you impressed with all the-- the bug collection?

I'm depressed with the bug collection.

Keep that away from me. - Yeah.

If I was in the house, I would have been like, nah, listen.

This-- we got to draw the line at some point.

I don't need insects in my bed.

Did I hear it right that she's-- she was bringing

some dead bugs into the house?

TAYLOR: That's what she said.

--as decorations?

I'm disgusted. I'm disturbed.

- Yeah. - I don't like this.

No, no.

Well, next up, Vince might be crafty,

but others are turning the table and getting witchcrafty.

Check it out.

The wings are ready.

The fries are ready.

Just save me some when I come out.

LAUREN: Slay!

MORGAN: That's all.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[LAUGHTER]

[ARROW PLUCKS]

[QUIRKY SOUNDS]

Wow.

I made you fall over with witchcraft.

I wouldn't doubt that.

[LAUGHS, SNORTS]

Stop staring at me, Kelley.

OK.

[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

How's that for special effects?

You got any like that, James, in your movies?

Those special-- yeah, they were pretty good.

Yeah, that was-- DERRICK: That's high end.

Spare no expense for those.

That was the people who did "Crypto" made those things.

[LAUGHTER]

And now, here's James Gunn with the Best

BB Comic of the Year.

Damn, you're fast.

So I evaluated all BB Comics

and whittled it down to my top five.

So I'm weighing the quality of the art, how much it draws me

in, and then I think also, you know, just the way it,

you know, pulls out the character of the houseguests

this season.

Some of them I felt did a better job

than that than others. - OK.

So here are my top five BB Comics of the Year.

[MAJESTIC MUSIC]



BRITNEY: The Butt-ler.

Bayou Baddie.

Peanut Butter and Kelley.

Rylie the Kid.

Cobra Couture.

And the winner is--

and I'm gonna open this up even though I chose the winner

and know the name inside.

It's The Butt-ler DERRICK: Yes.

Yes. TAYLOR: Yay!

JAMES: Of course.

DERRICK: I love it.

I love it.

I think this was the best of all of them.

So, James, why did you choose this one?

The art looks beautiful in this.

And then there's also a mystery element,

because I don't know know if he's

hitting that guy with his butt or passing gas on him.

- Ah. - It seems like both.

JAMES: [LAUGHS] Both at the same time, perhaps.

Well, James, as a surprise, we

do have a special edition comic that you haven't seen yet.

Oh, no.

What is this?

Please meet Scriptonite.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, my pecs are looking good.

This is good.

[LAUGHTER]

And we have one for you to take home.

DERRICK: There it is.

Aw.

Hey!

[LAUGHTER]

I love that. DERRICK: Awesome.

I'm gonna get it framed, guys.

This is really, really exciting for me.

Big question.

Do we think Scriptonite could fit into the DCU?

That's the big question here.

I think that BB Comics might sue DC Comics if we

try to use their character. - Uh-oh.

DERRICK: The technicalities-- the legalities of it all.

Coming up, James, Derrick and I put it all on the line as we

give our final predictions on the winner of "Big Brother ."

And later, America, we're giving you one last opportunity

to make your mark on the game.

Stay tuned.

I want to see Scriptonite again.

He was good. - Mm, Scriptonite.

Man.

Yeah.

Welcome back.

It's now time for the ultimate HOT List.

James, Taylor, we're each going to pick one

houseguest that we think will be on top

by the end of this game.

So who's winning this thing?

I'm gonna go first.

My pick-- Morgan.

Why?

Good social game, winning competitions,

controlling other people's HoHs and a good speaker.

If she gets to the final two, I think she takes it.

Yeah.

You know, Derrick, I think we are a lot more alike than

I thought we would be starting this whole "Unlocked" journey.

My pick to win it all is also Morgan.

Boom.

She's controlling other people.

She's emotionally manipulating people.

She's winning comps.

Her end game looks like a full on blast to that k.

What do you think, James?

Well, my choice is different.

I am actually gonna choose Vince.

TAYLOR: Ooh. DERRICK: Wow.

OK.

I think that although Morgan may have

the edge in a lot of ways, you know,

I think we all agree Rachel has a lot

of power in that jury house.

DERRICK: She does.

JAMES: And she seems to have three people on her mind.

That's Vince, Keanu, and Morgan.

And so I think it could be to any--

go to any of the three of them, depending

on who sits there at the end.

But I'm gonna give it to my man, Vince,

even though he's done some things I haven't liked

over the past couple days.

TAYLOR: I don't know.

I think if he sits next to Morgan or Keanu,

I think either of them take it over Vince.

Vinny the Lip is in trouble.

JAMES: I mean, I think that, yeah, Morgan at this point

is probably a bigger target than Vince.

So she might-- - I agree.

--be more likely to be taken out before him.

And also, you've seen again and again this season, people

like Vince, they get sucked in by this quiet, you know,

hipster charm that he has.

And they-- they feel this affection towards him

despite themselves.

And I'm not sure that's not gonna get him the

votes against--

maybe not Keanu, but maybe Morgan.

If Keanu is able to convince Ashley

that it's not best for her game to take Morgan,

she could turn on her.

And if that happens, maybe Morgan doesn't get there.

I think Morgan is a big target.

Do you think she's a bigger target than Keanu?

[SIGHS] She's got a better social game, that's for sure.

And people know it.

And, you know, the cool thing is I actually

think almost anybody could win.

While we are celebrating those houseguests still

in the hunt, it is important to remind ourselves of those

who we lost along the way.

Let's take a look back in remembrance.

[SOMBER MUSIC]



[crying] And I'm sorry, I'm just

having an emotional moment. Sorry.



Sit back down because you belong on that chair.

JULIE: Can you lean forward just a little bit?



♪ I don't want to say goodbye

[LAUGHS]

Floaters grab a life vest!

♪ I don't want to say goodbye

♪ I don't want to say goodbye

I'm the king of the wall!

That doesn't seem good.

DERRICK: We love you, Andrew.

We do.

Coming up, we break down the Worst Game Move of the Year.

Plus, learn how you'll be able to hand out the biggest BB

Award of all when "Big Brother Unlocked"

rolls on right after this.

JAMES: So, @BBZeldy on X says, "When you trust

an unemployed man in his s."

TAYLOR: Ooh. - Yeah.

Yeah. - Rachel warned her.

She said it week , week , you're too smart,

too young, too beautiful. Don't do it.

Look where we are now.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it

up again for Britney Haynes.

All right.

We have talked about the bests all night.

Let's pivot and go to the worst.

Let's talk about which boneheaded play

will take home the award for the Worst

Game Move of the Season.

[MAJESTIC MUSIC]

Zae for declaring w*r on Rachel.

You want to throw smoke?

I'm here for it.

And I ain't scared. 'Cause guess what.

As long as I'm in this house, no way you win

two seasons of "Big Brother."

JULIE: Zae, you are evicted from the "Big Brother" house.

BRITNEY: Rylie for Dethroned.

It's Ashley.

It is freaking Ashley.

Will the person with the HoH interrogation power

please stand?

BRITNEY: Zach for Power in Pocket.

ZACH: I'm really battling with whether or not I should

use my BB Buy Off power.

Do I guarantee myself safety?

JULIE: Zach, you are evicted from the "Big Brother" house.

BRITNEY: Rachel for the White Locust.

[whispering] It's very easy.

Honestly, it's not that hard.

It really isn't.

You are extremely smart, Rachel.

You got it.

OK.

[BUZZER RINGS]

There is a bunch of bad moves there.

Yeah, plenty to choose from.

James, what do you think?

Three of them couldn't be worse.

Because Zach's, Rylie's, and Rachel's all directly

got them kicked off the show.

And the winner is--

[DRUMROLL]

--Zach for Power in the Pocket.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

Well-earned.

Question for both of you real quick.

He said he didn't use it to protect Morgan.

Do you believe him?

- I actually do believe him. - Yeah, I do too.

TAYLOR: Yeah. - I think he--

I think he wanted to keep the money.

- He's got the money. - He got the money.

And finally you, America, will

decide in the ultimate BB Award,

America's Favorite Houseguest.

You get the opportunity to award

one houseguest $, for their gameplay this season.

And as a former winner myself--

even though I only got --

I can tell you that this award means everything.

Here's how you can be involved.

ANNOUNCER: It's time for America's vote.

The "Big Brother" houseguests have fought hard.

They've laughed, cried, and played their hearts out.

And now you get to award your favorite

houseguest $, in cash.

The winner of this special prize will be announced during

the live season finale of "Big Brother"

on Sunday, September .

To pick which player you want to win $,,

go to CBS.com/BBvote vote now.

For online voting, go to CBS.com/BBvote.

Maximum online votes earnable per person per day.

Votes will be accepted until September ,

, at : AM Pacific time.

DERRICK: Thank you so much, Britney.

Before we get to a special look at the Head of Household

competition, we have to take a second to thank everyone who

helped kick off the inaugural season

of "Big Brother Unlocked."

Yeah, we've got so many people to thank.

Of course, our BB All Stars--

Britney, Chelsie, Nicole, Jag, Mr. Pectacular,

the Shirtless Sherlock Jesse.

And then, of course, we have all of our fantastic celebrity

guest hosts--

Bobby Moynihan, Matt Berry, Boston Rob, Jerry

O'Connell, Lance Bass, and of course,

the one and only James Gunn.

DERRICK: And even though the finale is next Sunday,

there's plenty of game left.

Let's take a look inside The Mastermind's secret sanctum,

where the next Head of Household competition

is set to take place.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

TAYLOR: Ooh.

JAMES: That looks creepy. DERRICK: Yeah, it does.

TAYLOR: Creepy is-- creepy is the word.

DERRICK: Mm-hmm.

TAYLOR: What are we roasting, marshmallows?

Definitely looks like something where you have to hold

up for a very long time. - Yup.

TAYLOR: Looks like an endurance competition.

DERRICK: It's an endurance comp, for sure.

Yeah.

To see exactly what this is and which houseguests will punch

their ticket to the final four, tune

in this Sunday at a special time, : PM Eastern.

And we'll see you on finale night, Sunday, September .

James, thanks for hanging out with us again.

Oh, man, thanks to you guys for being so welcoming

and for being such great hosts all season long.

DERRICK: Thank you. It was awesome.

Good night, everybody.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

- That's it for "Unlocked." - We're done.

We're done. We're done.

High five.

High five. High five.

- Awesome. - High five.

- Awesome. - Let's do it.

Let's do it.

It's done.

It's done. - That was good.

That was good. - [LAUGHS]

[THEME MUSIC]