03x01 - It's Time to Party!

[bunniefuu]

Oh, no, I'm sponsored
by Joe Biden!

I have Tourette syndrome.

-Go get you --
-Eat a bag of dicks.

Tourette syndrome causes me
to have involuntary motor

and vocal tics.

I have a nine-inch p*nis.

I decided to share my story
with Tourette's on social media

because I was done hiding
from myself.

Suck a weenie.
Any weenie.

Baylen Alexandra Dupree,

will you marry me?

Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.

[guide]
This would be reception space.

For Narnia!

I think it's really important
for us to see

multiple wedding venues.

-Lots of bling, lots of glam.
-g*dd*mn!

This is it.

Let's have the wedding
in the backyard.

[laughing]
I don't even know what to say.

[Colin] It's been a really,
really hard decision

because of all the great options
that we have.

We have finally decided where
we're going to get married.

Look at this!

-[Colin] Oh, my gosh.
-[Marlene] Wow.

[Baylen] Oh, this is
phenomenal.

[Colin]
Look at that view.

Wedding planning can be
a little scary.

We've gone back
and we've crunched some numbers.

We're going to need them
to kind of, like,

come back down to earth.

You're like a prisoner
to your own thoughts.

Sammi's anxiety and OCD
becomes disabling.

It has become more difficult
for her to travel.

I still do have
a wedding to plan,

and I need
my maid of honor to do that.

You're thinking about getting
into real estate?

Yeah, I am.

As a realtor, you're
an independent contractor,

and so health care
can be challenging.

I'm gonna make whatever
decision I'm gonna make,

and I don't care what anybody
else has to say.

-Do you remember the link
I sent you on the device?
-[Julie] Yeah.

So this device that sits on
your hand like a watch

could cut her tics
almost in half.

I would love to try
this device.

It's not available here.

If you did want to try it,

you'd have to go to the UK,
I'm afraid.

♪ Rule Britannia... ♪
-[Baylen] Hello, London!

OK, here we go.
Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.

Pick a d*ck, b*tch!

Are you ready to try
the device, Baylen?

Yes.

-Do you feel anything yet?
-This just makes me feel...

like, calm.
-Yeah.

My baby girl feels like
her brain feels calm.

Thank you.

Yeah!

d*ck sucker.
[short whimper]

♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪

d*ck on a d*ck.

New year, new d*ck.

Hey, everybody,
we are making --

she got big ol' t*tties.

Hoo-wee!

I was officially diagnosed
with Tourette syndrome

at 17 at the Mayo Clinic.

Ooh.
g*dd*mn.

And ever since then,
I've been on a journey

to find ways
to help my tics.

g*dd*mn-ah!

We are seven months out
from the wedding, and we have

two different opinions sitting
on this couch over here.

Colin -- Colin! --
is definitely stressed.

-For --
-Colin sucks a lot of d*ck.

Colin sucked Austin's d*ck.

Colin sucked
George Washington's d*ck.

Colin sucked Colin's d*ck.
Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea.

-Tootsie's horny.
-[squeaky barking]

[Colin] We've been engaged
for over a year.

Our wedding is literally right
around the corner, and...

That's seven months.

The corner would be,
like, creeping up on two.

We have a long time.

Well, we don't have
anything to show for it

besides choosing the venue.

We don't have save-the-dates,

we don't have a caterer,

we don't have a dress,
we don't have a suit,

we don't have flowers,
we don't have a cake,

we don't have dessert.
-OK, OK, OK.

We've done zero.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Life's good when
you're staying on track ♪

♪ Nothing holding me
back, back, back ♪

♪ Fake it, 'til I make it,
staying patient ♪

♪ Every day feels
like vacation ♪

[Baylen]
You know what, next time
we go to an apple orchard,

make sure I wear my stilettos.

-Yeah, you're
wearing stripper --
-Step on the wiener,

squish the wiener.

You're wearing stripper heels
to an apple orchard.

They're not stripper heels.

I just wanted to dress cute

for our three-year anniversary.
That's all.

[Baylen] OK.

I decided to go to the apple
orchard on our first date.

And Colin drove,
like, three, two,

how many hours?
-Almost two.

-For me to be late.
-By an hour.

I told him, "I'm still
at home doing my hair."

He goes, "OK."
And you waited.

A sweet man.

It's really cool, though,
that this time we came here

three years later,
they have green apples.

Why did you wait?

If you were doing your hair
or not, I mean,

there's no point --
-You just really liked me.

I did.

[Baylen]
Put it in the bucket.

[thudding]

-That's how you bruise it.
-Oh, sorry.

[Baylen]
I'm really happy right now.

This makes me really happy.

We're talking
about our first date.

We're about to get married.
It's been like, so long.

We were just babies
when we first started dating.

Like I was, like, super,
super nervous at first.

I remember holding in my tics
the entire time.

You were still ticcing.

I mean, I was still ticcing,
but I held in a lot of my tics

because I was like,
really nervous.

Like, this man's really cute.

Like, I really,
really like him.

I just started talking
to him yesterday.

I was like, I have to know
how this works out.

I have to.

g*dd*mn!

Colin?
Colin?

-[thwack]
-Ow! Colin!

I hit my noggin
so hard off the tree.

Oh, man.

And fast forward, we are
three years in, three dogs in,

and seven months away
from our wedding.

f*ck' b*tch.

-I am excited...
-[Baylen] d*ck!

-Wind it up!
-...our bachelor,
bachelorette trip.

'Cause we're best friends.

Duh!
I'm just kidding.

No, I feel like
we chose to do

a joint
bachelor-bachelorette trip

because a lot of our friends
in our bridal party

are kind of the same friends.

Trick or treat, m*therf*cker.

-Squish the wiener.
-Oh, look at this baby one.

-Little baby wieners.
-That's a tiny one.

I like tiny apples.

We settled on Asheville,
North Carolina,

because we saw this cabin

and, like, instantly
fell in love with it.

It's absolutely perfect,
and we wanted

a destination
bachelor-bachelorette trip.

However, we also know
the reality is

there'll be people
that can't show up.

[Colin] And that's
how my friend did it.

They picked where the trip was,
and then the best man

and the maid of honor
planned the itinerary.

Have you heard anything
at all from Sammi?

[Baylen] Nope -- nothing.
Not even a text.

-Um...
-Austin, Austin
never heard from her.

So my best man is Austin,

and Baylen's maid of honor
is Sammi.

We asked Austin and Sammi
to coordinate with each other

to plan the trip.

[Baylen]
However, Sammi's immediate
response to having

the bachelor-bachelorette party
in Asheville wasn't really

the best response.

She basically said
that it's a huge inconvenience

for everybody.

And she shut down communication
probably immediately

when we sent her a group text
about the trip

because I think
that her mind

was probably already made up.

Yep.

-My dad's bald.
-He is.

[apples thudding]

And I know that she struggles
with traveling

because of her anxiety.

However, she hasn't even made
it clear to us if

she's coming
or if she's not coming.

So we've had to create
the itinerary

for our own
bachelor-bachelorette trip.

I'm just really heartbroken

because she's not only
my maid of honor,

she's my sister
and my best friend.

And it would hurt
if she's not there.

It would.
But my feet hurt.

-[Colin] OK.
-And we got all
the apples we need.

All right.

I'm glad we're going
to my parents after this,

because I know that Sammi hasn't
been talking to me, or us,

but I know she's been talking
to my mom.

So I need to talk with my mom.

I'm taking a shortcut.

[Colin] What?
OK.

[Baylen]
For Narnia!

[uplifting music plays]

What are you doing
with all these?

I think I was gonna randomly
stand up 12 of them

across the yard and just carve

different figures.
-That's not what we're doing.

The cross does look amazing.
Is it completely finished?

[Allen]
Oh, yeah, it's done-done.

[Julie] Like you put a coat
of polyurethane and stuff on it?

It has some, but I don't know
how shiny they want.

So we've been back
from our life-changing adventure

in London for about
six to eight weeks now,

and the moment Baylen and Colin
asked me to help them

with some projects
on their wedding,

I was already in my mind
building it on the plane back.

We would like your help
with the wedding.

-Yeah.
-Just name it.

Like a cross for the ceremony.

This is Al's element, so it's --
this is a win-win for Al.

But honestly,
since we've been back,

we have heard, like,
nothing, crickets,

in terms of wedding planning,
like nothing.

Oh, my God,
my feet hurt so bad.

These shoes are getting
thrown out.

Hi, everyone.

-Hey.
-You know what?

Go to an orchard
in 4-inch heels.

-Do it.
-[Julie] I can't believe

that's what you wore
to the orchard.
-Oh, my gosh.

[sighs]
I got you doughnuts.

Two dozen.

-Got them for Dad.
-[Bechnir] Ooh, let me get one.

Absolutely not.

I do think this looks better
on you.

-Yeah, it does.
-Yeah.

And, like, it has more pop,
so I can call myself,

like, 5'3".

Oh, my God, the cross
looks so good in its glory.

[Colin]
Holy crap.

If it's not big enough,
your dad will make another one.

I'm in complete awe.

He's just so talented.
I have the best dad ever.

I just wish that our wedding
planning could come together

as easy as that cross did.

Yeah, there's a lot of things
I want, but we also haven't

heard back from
our wedding planner.

We just need to get
our vendors in two months --

Do you know who the --
who you want for vendors?

-No.
-[Allen] Do you know who the...

-[Julie] Oh, gosh.
-No.

Like, this is where we are.
We are nowhere.

To be only seven months away,
concerned is an understatement

because they don't truly
understand the gravity of

waiting until the last minute.

This is not a school project
that you can procrastinate for.

So I know that she's, like,
working on, like, three,

four, five different things...
-[Julie] OK.

...but we just
don't have an update.
-We just don't know.

[Allen]
Just sitting back and being
a spectator is difficult,

but they wanted us to stay back,
so we're staying back

and cut your path.

So, now that
we're on wedding topics,

me and Colin have
something to show you

that involves the dogs
for the wedding.

-[Colin] Yeah.
-OK.

-So, let's get the dogs
in the backyard and...
-[Julie] OK.

-It is a surprise for
the dogs, too.
-[Colin] Yeah,

-[Allen] Let's go.
-Oh, OK.

[Allen] Boys.

We're worried about the dogs.

Of all the things
for the wedding,

that is number one on the list.
We're worried about the dogs.

All right.

I am so excited to reveal this
to my family and to the dogs.

What the...?

[Baylen] This idea may be corny
to some people.

Are you sh1tting me?

Me?
I absolutely love it.

Little do they know
what's coming.

We are looking for an outfit

for the bachelor-bachelorette
party.

Uh, yeah, that's a no.

People are gonna break
your heart

over and over again in life.

I know you didn't expect
your sister to do it.

Definitely not her.

It is her big life event,

and to not have
your best friend by your side,

what -- what could be
more hurtful, really?

She's my only sister.
My only sister.

The only one I got.

[Baylen]
Me and Colin have
something to show you

that involves the dogs
for the wedding.

All right.

What the...?

She has a f*cking car,
a kid car for the dogs.

[Julie]
Oh my Lord.

The dogs are not
driving these.

-Are you shittin' me?
-[Bechnir] You need help?

Yeah.

[Baylen] These cute, little
pink cars will match perfectly

with the dog's outfits.

I think the dogs
look cute and fashionable.

[Julie] They're going down
the aisle together in these?

Yes.

Terrible.

[Baylen] I think Fluffy
would do the best.

I do not think
Tootsie will stay,

and I don't think Pumpkin
will stay either.

I would put my whole life
on Fluffy.

It's Fluff, then Toots
in a hard second,

and then Gilbert third.
-[under breath] Gilbert...

Pumpkin.
I call him Gilbert.

[Allen] I don't know.
He just looks like a Gilbert.

[Baylen]
OK, moment of truth.

-[Julie] Guys,
guys, oh, my gosh!
-[Allen] Tootsie's out.

-[Sven] Tootsie's gone.
-[Vick] Fluff, keep driving.

[Colin]
Fluff's in there.

-Fluffy, you won!
-Whoo!

-Fluff won -- she's
the only flower girl!
-Go Fluff!

[Colin] Look at Fluff.
Fluff's doing good.

[Bechnir]
Fluff, get in front
of the steering wheel!

[Vick]
Fluff, bring me an apple.

Thank you.

[Bechnir]
You wanna race?

-Whoo!
-[indistinct] race.

Go Pumpkin, man!

I think with a little time
and work put into this,

I mean...
-[Allen] Look at --

-[Bechnir] Come on, come on!
-[Colin] Oof.

-Oh...
-Oh, damn.

OK.
I take my words back.

Um, overall,
the experiment, it went.

Like, if we could get
a ramp for Fluff, I think

she'd ride it.
-Ride it over the rail.

[Bechnir]
I think she would go for it.

But Pumpky and Toots
are not staying in there.

-No.
-[Bechnir] It's
not gonna happen.

What an optimistic person
I have sitting next to me.

They're going down that aisle.

OK, pie time.

[Julie]
All right.

-I'm gonna take my shoes off.
-[Julie] Oh, that's a good idea.

-Yeah.
-Let me throw
your dog stuff down.

[Baylen] OK, how many apples
do we have to peel?

[Allen] Fluff,
you're doing good.

-[indistinct]
-Now, time to get
a CDL license, Fluff.

So we gotta, OK, I gotta,
I have a recipe.

Let's just get to work.

You know, most stores
have apple pies.

I mean, yeah,
but I've come so far.

It's not where I wanted to be,
but it's where I've wanted it

to be, like, since
four years ago.

-Like, this peeler and I
are about to get hands.
-You guys aren't friends?

-No.
-You're doing the job, though.

'Cause I feel like you'd be
better with a plastic knife.

Why don't I peel
and you can cut?

-We'll make the process...
-For Narnia!

...a little bit quicker.

The kitchen has always been
a place for me that has been

filled with anxiety,
but my tics have gotten better,

and what I mean by that is just
learning my body and learning

how my tics, um, work
in different environments,

so to now be in the kitchen
making things,

using tools, using my hands,

like, not being worried
about my tics or scared

about my tics, like,
it's just, like, unimaginable.

Are you stressed about being

so close to the actual
wedding date?

I'm just stressed
over the fact that, like,

there's just a lot of things
that haven't happened

or we haven't done yet,

and we're so close
to the wedding.
-[Julie] Yeah.

[Baylen]
Like, I know there's a lot
that our wedding planner

Shannon has to do, but Shannon
doesn't do everything.

-Like, Shannon is not in --
-[indistinct]

Yeah, Shannon is not in control
of me getting my dress.

Maybe we could just do,
like, a dome.

We could put this one on top.

-Oh, nevermind.
-So are you confused as to...

everybody else's, like,
division of labor

with -- with some
of this wedding stuff?

Like, is that why you're
a little bit slow to the go

with giving us responsibilities,
or you're --

Sammi had a responsibility

for the bachelor-bachelorette
party, and it didn't end up

working that way, and we ended
up creating our whole itinerary,

and now I don't even know
if she's coming.

Me and Sammi
are in a weird place.

We've always had
each other's back, so.

It's -- it's just not even
about the party,

it's about the fact
that you are the maid of honor,

and that comes with duties
and responsibilities.

But there's also a lot
of anger that I have...

with her not coming,

or not having
an answer to coming.

Suck d*ck.

It sounds to me like
it's a lot of miscommunication

and under communication

from what I'm hearing
from both of you.

Yeah, because you're
in the middle and it sucks

because it's like neither one
of us wanna talk

to each other
and figure it out.

I mean, I don't mind being
in the middle, but it's,

you guys both have a little bit
of a stubborn side.

No.
Not us.

But you have no, you guys have
no problem each individually

letting me know
what the issue is.

It's called talk sh*t.
Talk sh*t.

-That's not nice.
-Mom, I'm just kidding.

-No.
-I don't talk sh*t.

It's just, the only thing
is that it's just

really upsetting for me,
like I thought --

But she's got to have
some upsetting things

on her side, too.

And that's why
I'm pinching you two...

-I mean, I guess, but --
-...forcefully, to just make

a call and hear each other out.

I hate to put it on Baylen,
but I really think

it's Baylen that needs
to extend the olive branch

in this situation

because it is her big life event

and to not have
your best friend by your side,

what -- what could be
more hurtful really?

But if she continues
to be stubborn about it,

nothing's gonna be accomplished.

People are gonna break
your heart over

and over again in life.
They are.

They are -- I know you didn't
expect your sister to do it.

Definitely not her.

-I know.
-It f*cking sucks.

-It f*cking sucks.
-I know it does.

-I know it does.
-It's not just like,
it's like anything.

Like, this isn't like
my f*cking birthday.

I know.

-It's just not --
-But you can only make
the right decision for you.

-You can't do -- you can't do it
for somebody else.
-Yeah, all I know

is that if she doesn't come,
I'm still gonna have fun

with or without her.

You should.

Oh.

She's my only sister.
My only sister.

The only one I got.

Well, make sure you say that
to her in your conversation.

You say,
"I'm not mad at you.

I'm just hurt.
I'm deeply hurt."

♪ Oh, give me something good ♪

♪ Don't make me wait now ♪

♪ Give me something good ♪

[Baylen] Are you excited
to go to your happy place?

Well, it's your happy place
that I'm going to.

I know.
This is like my Super Bowl.

-[Baylen squeals]
-[Colin] It's pink everywhere.

Holy crap.

Welcome in.

g*dd*mn!
[short whimper]

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

[worker] Let me know
if you guys are shopping

for anything particular.
I can help you out.

Our bachelor-bachelorette party.

[worker]
Oh, so exciting.

-Yes, I'm so excited.
-That's so fun.

-[Baylen] Yes, I'm so excited.
-When's the big event?

-This weekend.
-Oh, my goodness.

-We got to prep you up.
-Yes.

That's why I walked in.
I'm like, "Give me all this."

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

After talking with my mom
about Sammi, I realized that

it really is very unfortunate
and silly that me and Sammi

have not reached out
to each other.

But also, I just don't
like confrontation.

I have this at home.

So, I would rather avoid
the conversation

about it, period.

And I just really wanna
have a good time.

-[worker] So cute.
-Like it?

We are looking
for an outfit for

the bachelor-bachelorette party.

The theme is Last Rodeo,
and we picked it

because I love that theme.

Look, it's got a little bow.

-That's a good one to try on.
-OK, here you go.

-All right.
-Thank you so much.

I have been taking my GLP-1
for about two months

because I gained 20 pounds
from my medication,

and it's really amazing for me,
and I love it,

and I've lost about six pounds.

We're trying on this one.

So, I do wanna have
some fun today.

This one.

I'm ready to try
on some dresses.

[short whimper]

-See, look, it's got
a little bow.
-Yeah.

Oh, I love this one.

[Colin whispering]

-I don't.
-[laughing]

I don't even get
to use the closet.

[Colin speaking]

You cannot -- you cannot
look at me like that.

You are marrying this.
You knew this.

You knew this
from the day we met.

-OK, I'm gonna go change.
-[Colin] All right, sounds good.

[Baylen speaking]

[short whimper] -- d*ck.

Even in moments like this,
it's hard not to just,

like, adore her.
-[Baylen] Oh, God.

-[Colin] Life is never dull
with her.
-OK.

-Colin, you ready?
-[Colin] Yep, I'm ready.

Ooh.

-Like that one.
-Do ya?

-[Colin] Yeah.
-OK.

Typically, the dresses
that I love, Baylen hates.

[Colin] Why?
You don't like it?

-It's not the best.
-[Colin] Do a twirl.

No.

I only really wanna see
Baylen in the tightest one.

What's wrong with it?

-I'm gonna go back in.
-OK.

-I mean, I like cleavage.
-OK.

Mm-hmm.

We're not twelve.

Here comes Santa.
I'm sorry, [chuckles].

I mean, what if we did
a garter toss at the wedding?

Your dad would have
to sit there

and watch me go underneath.
-No, no.

OK, I'm gonna be honest.
I look like a backdrop.

-We're not doing that.
-Well, I'm just saying,
what if we did?

No, what if we didn't?

It's fun.
It just doesn't flatter my body

the way I want it to.

So, I'm gonna go back in,

and I'm gonna pretend like
I never came out in this.

Hold up, wait, I wanna come out
in this, but I can't

get it up past my kneecaps.

Uh, yeah, that's a no.

[short whimpers]
f*ck them kids.

I really like that one.

That's great,
I'm glad you like it.

[background chatter]

Thank you for bringing
me here.

I really needed
this motivation.

Do you think
we could go to the gym?

Like, every day,
maybe three times a day,

four times a day, something.

Something, 'cause I can't
have people call me

from Baylen to Whalen, OK?
Can't -- can't do that.

Why are you reading comments?

When you put yourself
out there on social media,

you kind of expect hate,
but to have comments about,

like, your body, it doesn't
necessarily feel the greatest.

And I get a little bit
down on myself.

Babe, you look great.

That's number one.

I just wish that,
you know, Baylen could see

herself through my eyes
and the way that I see her.

I mean,
she's the most beautiful woman

that I've ever met.

[worker]
You like the disco one?

[Baylen]
I loved the disco one.

-[worker] This is adorable.
-This as well.

And that's a must, right?

Oh, my God,
I wanna wear it home.

I wanna wear it
until the wedding.

-[worker] Right?
-Yeah, it's so cute.

-Yeah, other than Sammi.
-OK.

And I don't know
who's gonna buy decorations.

I would say just reach out
to my sister.

In all the years
that I've known Baylen,

I really haven't seen a rift
between Baylen and Sammi

to, like, this degree,
where the communication is

just non-existent.
Nothing's been addressed.

Like, they haven't talked.

g*dd*mn -- step on the wiener.
Squish the wiener.

Little baby wieners.

[short whimper]

I try to be as protective
of Baylen as I can.

But if Sammi's not gonna be
able to make it to the party,

it's going to be really
difficult for Baylen

to get past this.

Oh, my goodnie -- it's so cold.

[Sammi speaking]

Sammi, what do you mean,
"Help you plan"?

Colin reached out three times.
I reached out.

No.

No -- I would have crushed
that sh*t.

I would have k*lled it.

♪ This is where I shine, shine ♪

♪ Love it, yes,
I love it all the time, time ♪

♪ Find me staying where
the sun's bright, bright ♪

[Baylen] How many hours
is the drive to Asheville?

[Colin]
It's like seven hours.

[Baylen] g*dd*mn!

[snorts] -- whee-hoo,
whee-hoo, whee-hoo!

I'm so excited
for this weekend.

I have so much arts
and crafts planned.

I don't think you understand.

I need a screwdriver in my hand

and an arts and craft
in my other hand.

-That's what I need.
-So you're building something

and doing arts and crafts?

-What do you mean, "Building?"
-A screwdriver?

No, a screwdriver,
like vodka and orange juice.

There you go.

I'm not drinking
as much as you, though,

so I'll actually remember
the vacation.

Colin is like,
a partier by heart.

-I am definitely a lightweight.
-Absolutely.

Just remember Fluff
and the pink car,

and then you go and look
at Baylen, drunk.

They're the same.

g*dd*mn!

What we're not gonna be
doing is all the d*ck things

that go into
this bachelorette party.

We're not doing that.
There'll be no little wieners,

no little straws.

We're not eating off
a p*nis cake.

-You didn't wanna bedazzle a...
-p*nis?

-...a p*nis.
-No.

[Baylen laughs]

[short whimpers] Suck a d*ck.
Colin sucks d*ck

for a living!

In Nebraska, Omaha.

[short whimpers]

It just sucks that Sammi hasn't
given us an answer

if she's gonna be there
or not.

That's pretty shitty.

Knowing that I haven't
talked to Sammi,

I think that it's safe
to say that

she's not coming on
the bachelor-bachelorette trip,

which is
obviously heartbreaking.

Whoo!

Where'd that tic come from?

[Baylen] I don't know.

It's -- it's a meme somewhere.

I'm Googling it.

-Oh, guess who texted me?
-Who?

Sammi.
She wants me to call her.

I'm about to sh*t my pants.
I have so much anxiety.

[phone ringing]

[Sammi speaking]

Hey.

[Baylen] So,
what do you want to talk about?

[Sammi speaking]

Why?

What do you -- Sammi,
what do you mean,
"Help you plan"?

Colin reached out three times.
I reached out.

[Sammi speaking]

When Baylen started planning
her bachelor-bachelorette party

with Colin, she knew
when she wanted it to be,

but they didn't even have a plan
of where they were staying

until two weeks before,
and then all of a sudden

it's a group text.

"Hey, we're going to Asheville,
North Carolina,

here's a list
of itinerary and things."

What --

I thought she missed
the N for Nashville.

Nor -- like, Tennessee.
No.

Asheville.
OK.

Let me look up an airport.

OK, there's no airport
two hours away.

How the f*ck are people
getting there?

And she was like,
"You just talk to everybody

and figure out how
they're getting there."

Because of my anxiety and OCD,

I have a specific regimen
for traveling.

I only take
one certain airline.

I sit in a specific seat.
I only fly nonstop.

And if it's not on that
regimen, like, I spiral.

None of my stuff
lined up for it.

I'm like,
"Yeah, I'm not doing that."

I remember talking to you.

Yes, because that's --

Because that's the bride
and the groom's responsibility.

Is to pick the trip.

They pick --

They pick the trip.
They just don't plan the trip.

[Sammi speaking]

Yeah, because, Sammi,
when we came to you and said,

"These are the things
we wanna do," nothing was done.

No.

No.

No.

If Baylen had reached out
to me as a priority

and wanted to establish

what she wanted
to do for her, like,

her bachelorette party,
you know, give me

a general area,
what you wanna do.

I would have crushed
that sh*t.

I would have k*lled it.

There really was things that
we reached out for help for.

[Sammi speaking]

No, it's both of us.

The communication
has been terrible.

I'm not expecting
everyone to go,

but I was expecting
my best friend to come.

And it hurts so bad.
It really does.

Bye.

[Sammi speaking]

Love you.
Bye.

It sucks.

I definitely have my play
in this as well.

But this is not going to be
resolved before the party.

I'm just confused on...

on her reasoning on why.

What was her reasoning?

I mean, it's not all her.
It's -- it's both of us.

It is the both of y'all.

But there was
no attempt to plan it.

So, like, from the jump,
there was no attempt.

It was like she already knew
that she wasn't gonna go.

♪ Ah la, la,
la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la
Whoo! ♪

[Colin] Holy crap.
Look at all of the games.

I'm so excited.

[Colin grunts]

The house is so cool.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

Oh, yeah.
This is awesome.

Sammi and I are definitely
gonna have to have

a conversation after
the weekend is done.

I'm gonna miss her,
but I'm not gonna let that

stop me from having a good time
with my other friends.

Thank goodness all
these decorations were shipped

to the house already.

No.
[laughing]

They are probably some
of the worst communicators ever.

And I live in Florida,
so when I got here,

I was kind of just
thrown into things.

Oh.
Oh.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

g*dd*mn.

-Wait, I love you guys.
-[Colin grunts]

-Isn't this so cute?
-There's Colin's horse
for the wedding.

-[indistinct]
-Oh, my God!

This is the exact horse
that he will be taking

to the wedding.
-Holy crap.

-How was the drive?
How are you guys doing?
-Giant suitcase!

[Kayla T] That's yours.

This is our room?

The cabin,
it's a pretty amazing place.

-It has about 10 beds, and...
-[Baylen] Two hot tubs.

...there's foosball.

I mean, there's just all kinds
of stuff to do here.

-[short whimpers]
-[Eileen] Wait, you need
your hat, Baylen.

[Baylen] Oh my God.
Y'all did everything.

[Eileen] That's
the cutest thing ever.

[Baylen]
Put your hats on, men.

-[Ethan] Yes, ma'am.
-[Kayla T] Wait, who's here?

-Hi!
-Hi!

-It looks so good.
-It's Kayla!

Oh, I love this!

[Baylen]
Oh my God, you look --

-[laughing]
-As you should.

What's going on?

What's up?
What's going on?

-So, our bridal party...
-Colin!

...is seven groomsmen

and seven bridesmaids.

I have Baylen's brother, Burke,
two friends that I made

in DC -- AJ and Aiden,

my friend, Ethan,
and then three guys that

I met in the military.

Walker, Mark, and Austin,
who's my best man.

Hey!

-What's up, man?
-What's up, dude?

-How's it going?
-Oh, my God, how are you, man?

How's it going, handsome guy?

And my seven bridesmaids

consist of my sister, Sammi,

Colin's sister, Colleen,
my high school friend, Kylie...

g*dd*mn!

...my college friend, Kayla,
and the friends

I've made from DC -- Eileen,
Lela, and Kayla B.

Unfortunately, Mark,
Lela, Aiden, and Kylie were

unable to make it.

-Hi.
-Oh, my God, hi.

I've got more decorations.

-More?
-More!

-Hi.
-Hi.

Thank you so much
for ordering all of them.

-Yes.
-They look so good.

I know.
Y'all did a great job.

Over the last couple
of months, there's been some

questions about, like,
what's gonna happen here?

What's the theme?

And then Baylen reached out
to me and asked me

to help her kind of communicate
with the girls on themes

and planning and decoration
and kind of what

we're gonna do
for our side of things.

Well, since everybody's here,
I think it is, uh, shot o'clock,

so let's take some shots.

[all] Cheers!

Congrats, Baylen and Colin!

-Whoo!
-[indistinct]

Mm-hmm.

-It's so hot.
-Oh, my God.

[laughing]

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Oh my gosh, are
you so excited?

Oh, this is so cute.

-Hi.
-[overlapping greetings]

Thanks for coming.

Yeah.

-This is awesome.
-Hello, hello.

-[indistinct] party.
-Welcome.

[Baylen]
f*ck you, b*tch.

-[Colleen] Here they come!
-Three, two, one.

[all] Whoo!

-[overlapping cheering]
-Let's go!

Yeah!

I'm starving.
I got my party dress on.

It's a lot of room
for hibachi in this dress.

And some shots -- you can put
some shots in there, too.

[all cheering]

OK, make a fire first
for everybody.

One, two, three!

[all] Whoo!

-Fire!
-[cheering continues]

[indistinct]

OK, come on, boy.

-Good job, boy.
-[Baylen shouts indistinctly]

-Yeah! Oh, wow!
-Oh!

[all] Oh!

[Baylen]
Take a d*ck, Bo!

[all laughing]

[laughing]

So I have Tourette syndrome.

Do you know what
Tourette syndrome --

g*dd*mn!

Do you know what
Tourette syndrome is?

I have involuntary motor and...

[short whimper]
...vocal sounds that I make.

So I wasn't saying anything
towards you, I'm just...

You want me to come cook?

Yeah.
Do you want to?

[cheering]

[cheering continues]

Oh, he wants us to cook.

I can't get too close
to the hot flames

because of my tics,
so I hope this goes OK.

Yeah, Bay, you got that!

-Oh, you wanna,
you wanna [indistinct].
-Oh, yeah, easy -- easy.

-Yes, I think -- you wanna --
-You got it, you got it.

-Oh spin it.
-Let me help you.

-Yeah.
-g*dd*mn.

-You got it, Baylen.
-Whoo...there you go --

-[cheering]
-Yeah!

-Whoo!
-[cheering]

-Get it up in the air!
-Come on Colin!

-Get it Colin!
-For Narnia!

-Yeah! Oh
-[all] Oh!

[Bo] Good job!

I'm having
the best time at hibachi.

Bo is so entertaining.

[cheering, laughing]

[all cheering]

Mnh-mnh, I've never had
sake, sake, sake.

-Sake.
-I've nev --

-Sake.
-Never had sake before.

There you go.

-[all] Thank you, Bo!
-[Bo] My pleasure.

-Thank you!
-Welcome to hibachi, yeah.

Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

-Shots.
-I'm doing crafts.

♪ Ooh, I like it,
like it like that ♪

♪ Ooh, I like it,
like it like that ♪

[laughing]

It's time to bedazzle.

♪ I like it ♪

-We're in our head.
-[laughing]

Thank you guys so much for
being here and for bedazzling.

-Of course.
-Absolutely.

We wouldn't have it
any other way.

Even though I do love
every single girl that's here

and I'm having
a blast with them,

I do wish Sammi was here.

I truthfully believe
from the bottom of my heart,

she loves me deeply, but I just
won't forget the fact that

she was not there for me for
my bachelor-bachelorette trip.

[Colin]
Hey, can I talk
to you real quick?

Uh, sure.

[Colin] My sister and I have,
like, always been,

like, really close.

I know that I can count on her

in any situation that I'm in.

How's everything going?

Um...

I really wanted to talk
to you about, like,

Sammi and everything.
-Yeah.

[Colin]
But can Baylen count on Sammi

the way that I can count
on my sister?

I would say no.

You know, like,
she's the maid of honor.

-Yeah.
-She's not here.

And I see how much
that affects Baylen.

As much as I have been trying
to stay as neutral as possible,

recently I've been finding
myself more inclined

to want to step in.

Sammi didn't just drop the ball.

Sammi never even picked it up.

So, my concern is that
Sammi's not gonna be able to

fully uphold her duties
as a maid of honor...
-Sure.

[Colin] As much as I try
to stay out of sister drama,

I think it's really
gotten to the point

where Baylen needs to...

she needs to make a change.