01x04 - Noodles or Death

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar tales ♪♪

♪♪ New adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
The Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends
Watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

-Fresh vegetables!
-[Pigsy laughing]

Now this is a beautiful carrot!

Couple more finds like this baby
and we're golden!

[groans]

Looks the same as the last


-[groans]
-[grunts]

-[gasps]
-Give me that!

I wouldn't expect you
to appreciate

a fine carrot like this!

You ain't no culinary genius!

Ha ha. Like me!

[Spider Queen laughing]
My, my, my...

You boys are making
quite a scene.

Looking to buy some ingredients?

Something tasty?

You've come to the right place.

[stammering]
Oh!

Uh... come on, Pigsy.

Let's just keep going.

Huh?

-[chuckling]
-[gasps]

You... you are selling
beautiful vegetables today?

Are you blind?

That's right, sugar.

This the finest store
in the whole market.

Why don't you come around back

and look at my exclusive wares.

-Ooh!
-Pigsy, I'm not sure, uh...

Don't wreck this for me!

I need this.

[gasps]

[Spider Queen]
A little closer...

A little closer.

-[thuds]
-[rasping]

[both gasp]

-[screaming]
-[Spider Queen laughing]

[gaming music plays]

-[punching sound]
-[Sandy] Hey.

You think it's weird
we don't spend much time

in this secret base?

Like we haven't been down here
for weeks.

Yeah. And if you think about it,

do we even need to be
down here right now?

Guys! Pigsy's missing!

Pfft. Missing?

-What do you mean he's missing?
-I mean...

he didn't open the shop
this morning.

[gasping]

But he's never not opened
his store before!

He's been pig-napped!

I immediately fear the worst.

-[screams]
-Oh, no!

-[grunts]
-[chimes]

-There...
-[MK] Hey! That's Pigsy.

Oh, phew. He just went shopping.

[Sandy] Who's filming this?

[MK] It's Tang.

Oh, I realize now.
Tang is also missing.

What is this?

I attached cameras
to all of you guys a while back.

Not so creepy now, is it?

It's a little creepy.

Aw! She seems nice!
Maybe they're fine?

[thuds]

Oh, no! I was wrong.
This is very, very, very bad!

Scary nightmare hole!

-What happened?
-It looks like...

-[Mei] Is that...
-[Sandy] Enhance!

[Sandy whimpers]
Enhance!

[monitor beeping]

Argh! Spider demon!

Come on! No. Ew. Yuck!

I hate spiders.
Hate. Hate. Hate.

With their eyes and feet,
and furry butts!

Okay. A spider demon's
got our friends.

You know what that means?

It's time for...

[narrator] Operation
Rescue Tang and Pigsy

from the Nightmare Hole.

[hero music]

Hiya!

[grunting]
Ya! Ya!

Hiya!

-[slurps]
-[gongs]

[grunts]

-[licking]
-[purring]

[loudly meows]

-[grunting]
-Meow!

[engine revving]

[water splashing]

Where to?

Across town!

[rumbling]

[MK and Mei] Whoo!
Rescue Mission!

[alarm blaring]

[dripping]

You just had to go in there!

[scoffs]
She said she had ingredients.

I don't think that's what
you were looking for, Pigsy!

You tell him!

No one likes a know-it-all.

Know-it-all?

You're the know-it-all.

I wasn't talking to you.

I was talking
to the two new suckers.

Hush... shh... babies.

Quiet time.

The Queen is back.

[metallic clanging]

[stammers]
What do you want?

-Money?
-[squirts]

What could I want, huh?

I used to be the most
feared creature in the land!

I wasn't a Queen.
I was the Queen.

[Spider Queen]Empress of terror
and mistress of horror!

But now? Well...

Just look at this place.

Look what's left of my empire.

Nothing but
a hole in the ground.

So what do you think

the "Spider Queen"
could possibly want?

[chuckling]

Anyway, a girl's gotta do
what a girl's gotta do.

And you lot...

will do.

[nervous chuckle]
Uh... do for what?

[evil laughter]

Dinner!

[laughs menacingly]

[rumbling]

Dead ahead!

[motor revving]

[crashes]

[MK and Mei] Rescue Mission!

[eerie music]

[splashing]

[grunting]

Don't worry, Pigsy.

I'm sure the kid will be here
to rescue us any minute.

[laughing]

Ain't no one gonna rescue you,
sweet thing!

-[rustling]
-[grunting]

Shows what you know!

Our friend the Monkie Kid
is probably already on his way!

The Monkie Kid?

[chuckling]

Why would he come and help you?

Ha, well, I'm kind of
like a father figure.

-[Pigsy groans]
-[Tang chuckles]

I think you better let us go.

Before he comes and, uh...

squishes you with Monkey King's
legendary staff!

Hmm.

Interesting.

'Fraid dinner will have to wait.

We gotta get this place

ready for company.

[chuckling]

Don't worry, Pigsy.

MK is far too smart to fall
into one of her traps!

-[creaks]
-[grunting]

Maybe you should'a
saved your boat

for an adventure
with more water.

Yeah. I just got excited.

Argh! Spider Demon!

[cackles menacingly]

-Huh?
-[blowing]

[shrieks]

MK, it's just
a little baby spider.

Come on! Let's go find Piggy!

And Tang.

Okay. I'll use my super
sight of truth

to find our friends
in this palace of nightmares.

[sparkling]

[Sandy] What do you see, MK?

Eww! Eww!
This place is full of webs.

And horror.

We're never gonna get through
all this!

A-he-hem!

If you'll allow me.

[blasts]

Pigsy! Tangy!

[grunting]

[grunts]

-[gasps]
-[grunts]

-MK!
-[MK] Mei!

[whirring, clanking]

-[groans]
-Oh!

[whimpering]

-[gasps]
-[laughing]

Don't tell me
you're scared of spiders?

[gulps, spits]

Kid! Run!

[panting]

[laughs]

[grunts]
I'm sorry, Tang.

I got us into this mess.

We're gonna need
to work together

to get out of it.

Mm-hmm!

[both grunting]

[thuds]

[rips]

[narrator] Operation...

Rescue MK
from the Nightmare Hole!

[panting]

-Huh!
-[evil laughter]

[Spider Queen] And you're
the kid ol' Monkey King chose?

Hey! I'm a monkey man.

[screaming]

[whimpering]

Do you wanna know what you are?

You're my ticket
back to the throne.

All that power
the Monkey King gave you?

[chuckles]
After I've made my dinner,

it's all gonna be my power.

[Pigsy] Hey, you! Bug lady!

Here comes Monkie Kid's...

-friends!
-That's right!

We got a catchphrase too!

You and your friends
are terrible guests.

You were gonna eat
my best friend!

And also these guys!

Well, now...

-you're gonna eat this!
-[button clicks]

-Mo, fire!
-[blasts]

[Mei] MK! It's time to go!

-Right!
-[thuds]

[grunting]

-[groans]
-[thuds]

-[Spider Queen laughing]
-[screams]

Get off me!

-[blasts]
-[rumbling]

[blasts]

-[metal clanks]
-[grunting]

-[all scream]
-[Sandy gasps]

Water adventure?

It's a water adventure!

MK! Come on!

-[water splashing]
-[screaming]

-[motor revving]
-[crashes]

[splashing]

[groaning]

[narrator] Operation
Rescue Tang and Pigsy...

Success!

[Mei] At least we won't have to
deal with her again!

Right?

[splashes]

-[rock thuds]
-[Spider Queen grunting]

[laughing]

They think they've won?

[ominous music]

[sizzling, bubbling]

[laughing]

The game is just beginning.

[closing theme music]