03x07 - Cooking With Chang'e

[bunniefuu]

Okay, so, whoever made this map
needs a lesson in how to draw good.

One, judgy much?
And two, what do you mean?

None of these landmarks
look like anything.

Like, okay, debatably, this one
where we got the first ring

looks like DBK's fortress.

And this beautifully rendered
mountain range

looks like some sort of lantern city,

but tell me, what the brick
is this one supposed to be?

Would you guys shush?

Hello, everyone.

It's wonderful to see you down there.

I've missed you all so much.

Welcome to my home for another night
of "Cooking With Chang'e,"

where I always say cooking is life and...

-Life is cooking.
-...life is cooking.

Tonight, I'll be revealing the secrets
to baking the perfect Moon Cake.

Huh. Not gonna lie,
she's younger than I thought she'd be.

Does that thingy look kinda familiar?

First, the ingredients...

Hey!

Guys, look!

There! It's one of the rings!

The Second Ring of Samadhi
is in Chang'e's kitchen?

You know what this means?

We are going to...

The Celestial Realm!

-No!
-MK.

It's space?

We're really going to space this time?

Oh, I can't believe it.
We're going to Chang'e's kitchen.

-To the moon!
-To the moon!

Hey, so, MK, I know you're big brain boy
and all now, but...

how exactly are we supposed to get
to the moon?

-In a rocket.
-What?

Yeah. Just use your powers.

Build a rocket out of the van
and we'll just fly up there.

Whoosh!

Oh, you mean the powers
I don't have anymore?

Come on, bud.

Believe in yourself,
the way I believe in you.

Yeah.

You got your gold vision back
'cause you needed to save your friends.

Now, you need to get
to the moon, so chop-chop.

Don't think. Just feel it.

Yeah!

Here comes Monkie Kid!

Can he just do that?
Just get new powers whenever he wants?

The Monkie Kid's powers
continue to be elusive.

Bah, don't worry 'bout it, bud.
I still believe in you.

Maybe you just need a stronger motivator.

Here. Let me handle this one.

-Now you're talkin'!
-Incredible!

Hey, any of you guys
feel a little light-headed?

I think the van's a little fumy.

What? Is there somethin' on my face?

Have fun, guys! It's fine.

We'll just stay behind and go
on no adventures whatsoever

and just babysit baby Sandy or whatever.

Yeah, not like we wanted to go
to the moon or anything anyway.

You know what?

We will have fun.

Okay, bye!

Okay. I'm over it.

-You... you have done this before, right?
-Nope.

I've never even made a rocket ship
before. You believe that?

Hey, what's that button do?

Sorry, guys.

Like I said, I do not know
how to fly a rocket.

Oh, I can't believe it.

This place is even more beautiful
in person.

The masterful cultivation.

Such perfect parallel planting.

Remember, in and out,
no distractions. Right, Pigsy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

Ey, don't you need a suit?

No. Space suits are for dorky mortals.

Get down!

Scanning perimeter.

Perimeter secure.

OMG. That might be
the cutest thing I ever saw.

Guys, look!

Okay, it should be
right around here somewhere.

Ring of Samadhi? Ring of Sam...

Hello? Ring of Samadhi?

I'm here. I'm really here.

Chang'e's recipe book.

Pigsy, Pigsy, put down your book
and look over there!

I found the ring!

Yes! Got it!

The old ring triggers
the alarm system trick.

All right, guys, let's get out of here.

Scanning perimeter.

What are we gonna do?

-Intruder detected.
-Come on, bud. Gold vision.

Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting I have that.

Oh, that way!

Whoa! Is this a factory inside the moon?

-Oh, crud.
-Eliminating intruder.

Surrender, intruder.

Monkey King, do something.

Sorry, I can't.
It's just too gosh-darn adorable.

Kid, what are you doing?

Here...

comes...

Monkey Kid!

Alert! Intruder! Intruder!

Okay, I take back what I said.

That is the most adorable thing
I ever saw.

Ahem. Hey, so,
what do you think you're doing?

Chang'e?

Sun Wukong and MK the Monkie Kid.

Not to be that gal, but I'm a huge fan.
Do you have a moment?

Yeah. This is gonna be great. Save.

Okay, where was I? Oh, yes.

I believe you have something
that belongs to me.

I'm sorry, Chang'e.

We needed to find this ring
in order to save the world.

After we were done,
we were gonna return it. Honest.

Oh, that old thing?

-You can keep it.
-What?

I've been up here a long time.

All sorts of things
make their way to my garden.

However, the day that arrived,

I knew there was something special
about it, that it didn't belong.

So I gave it a home until it was time
for it to leave this place.

So, yes, you may have the ring.

In return for my book.

Book? Yeah, I kinda just took this, so...

Pigsy! What did you do?

I'ma put my money
on him stealing Chang'e's book.

What? No, no. I just kinda...

Why, I never!

Oh, you better believe
we'll be having words

when we get home, young man.

I was gonna put it back. I-- I just...

You know, you're such an inspiration,
and when I saw your book, I guess...

well, you know, I just...
I wanted to leave you with a parting gift

in exchange for the ring,
you know, it's...

I'm truly sorry.

Don't cry, Mr. Pig. I understand.

When cooking is life...

Life is cooking.

It's just cooking, guys.

-Life is cooking!
-Life is cooking!

All right.

Now that that's worked out, we should go.

You know, it's been a long time
since I've really hung out with anyone.

Except Bun Bun, anyway.

Maybe you guys could stay
just a little longer?

It would mean the moon to me.

That sounds great,

but we kinda got
a "save the world" situation and--

We'd love to.

Ooh, shiny.

Hey, bud, I forgot to mention.

Great job earlier
with that shrinking maneuver.

You believed you could change
that bunny mech, and you did.

-Just like I knew you could.
-Aw. Thanks, Monkey King.

I-- I was trying to do
something more cool, but...

I mean, it worked out anyways,
so let's just move on, okay?

Guys, it's starting.

Are we just gonna leave him
like that or...?

Bah. Priorities.

-Welcome to my home...
-She's on.

...for another evening
of "Cooking with Chang'e."

Tonight, we have a very special guest
who is sharing with us a noodle recipe

that is close to his heart.

Introducing my new friend, Mr. Pig.

When cooking is life...

-Life is cooking.
-Life is cooking.

That's good.